Charlie Classic and Lydia Black Part 2: Enemas, Slurpees, and The Weirdest Day on Set
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Well, hello, you sexy motherfuckers. Welcome back to another episode of Dumb Blonde. My name is Bunny, your host with the most. And today we have an amazing, gorgeous, beautiful lady on the show today. She can stick pretty much anything up her butt. I've seen it with my own eyes. Her name is the beautiful, the sexy, the amazing, the fetish loving Lydia Black.

Hello. Yes, I can put many things up the butt. It's one of my many talents. So as far as fetish and stuff, you're one of this when people want to do the weird, crazy porn, they go to you. Yeah, I would say that. Yeah, I've been asked like all the weirdest things. Like so when you when you come into a set like that, are you prepared for that weirdness?

So can we see some of the weird stuff you like to do? I love how excited you get to show things off. I love my toys. Every time she comes over, she's like, look, I got a new pig mask.

What in the fuck? Okay. Is this thing on? All right, gentlemen, coming to main stage next. This is Bunny. Get up there. She's got a tornado of titties coming your way. Get those dollar bills ready. She's got an ass that shakes like Michael J. Fox. So get up there and throw, throw, throw them dollars. Dude, that is fucking iconic. What in the fuck? Okay.

Are these boxing gloves? Yeah. So shut the fuck up. You're going to get it. Are these boxing gloves? No, they're like they're little mittens. Wait, what are these? Those are the tails. This is a tail? Yeah.

that you would put in your butt but we'll get there first okay we got to talk about the mittens because you know they're not for boxing they're like they're like these little mittens and you can like lock yourself into them and they're so that like you have like little hands that are like little dog paws and they're like even cushioned yeah but it just looks like like a leather bag on your hand kind of but it looks like i don't know it looks very supposed to be like dehumanizing

Oh, okay, okay, okay. I get that with the dog thing. So once you put both these on, these are pretty much the last thing you put on because once you put these bitches on, you ain't touching anything else. It's not like you can pick anything up. No, then your thumbs are gone. If you can send a text wearing these, I'll give you $100. I could, okay. Give me my phone. No way. I'll do it with my fucking tongue. That's cheating. What? That's cheating. You did not say that.

Okay, so you put these on, and then what, so this is your new dog mask. Yeah, this one's the mask. You really like the piggy nose, like the hood. I love your, I think I love your pig outfit because the noises you make. Your little pig noises are cute as shit. I mean, of course, I'm going to make doggy noises. What are your doggy noises? Let me hear them. Oh, the pig noises are the best. And she's just dressed like a pig running around. What's your dog noise? Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

Oh, for sure. Someone's touching themselves to her. You're welcome. Find it on her OnlyFans. Yeah, for real. I've got so many videos like that. This one's kind of creepy though. Like I would wear this just to like scare people. It's really cute actually. Like, I mean, I bet with like your titties out and you fully naked, like this would be hot as shit. You know what I mean? And I've never like in my life been like, I want to fuck a dog, you know, but.

This would be pretty hot. This would be pretty hot. Although I would quote All Dogs Go to Heaven the whole time. Man, I tried to watch that recently. It's sad. It's a sad movie. It's a sad movie. Okay, so which is your favorite tail? Because I feel like this one's a lot heavier. Okay, well this one's different. Okay, so this one's just like the normal tail. So it's got like the butt plug like end to it that you just put a normal butt plug in. Right. Except it's like pretty big.

And then yeah, it has a tail attached to it. So like you can actually like wag your butt and like the tail will like wag and it's really cute because like whenever I get happy, I just like want to shake my butt. And your tail wags. And your tail wags. But that one's really cool because it actually goes with the other plug that we have over there, the red one. This one goes with, what is this? This one is like, it's called a pig hole and it's like a plug that's a tunnel plug and

- Oh, so I can see inside your butthole. - Yeah, you could see inside my butthole. You could pee in my butthole like that. It's really cool because it's made out of silicone where you can feel everything. So you could even put your dick in there and fuck me and it'll stretch. - Okay, first off you-- - My dog would be so excited. - It does look like a calm toy.

Here's the other thing. If this is in your butthole, you're really underestimating the size of my dick. Like, you're pretty much... There's the end. You know what I mean? Like, you got the head at the bottom. You might get a little pokes, but that's all you're about to get. But this goes with this? Yeah, and you can just like... Yeah, you can just shove that in there. I feel like it's an erector set, like I'm building something. I have the power!

They look like horns. Okay, so you put this in your butt and then this thing slides in. Because I was going to say, that doesn't look like it would feel very good. No. It has little paw prints on it. Was this actually for dogs? Is this a toy? No. Did you get this from Petco? No, it's definitely designed by a sex toy company. Okay. Definitely. So, okay. But with this, what...

How do you, I feel like. You could put some peanut butter in there though, you know, for a dog. I mean, I would lick peanut butter out of a girl's butt. I'm not lying. Yeah. I mean, that's what lesbians do. Definitely. Duh. That's what we do. We scissor so hard. Like every day, we're scissoring. But here's my question. If this is in your butt and your anus is gaping, right? And your butt's gaping. There's so many fucking hairs on my lip gloss.

Okay. So how did girls even suck dick with hair? I feel like you just eat hair. Like, how do y'all not have hairballs? Yeah. Why do you think we're constantly like... So if your butthole's wide open and I pee in said butthole... Yeah. Since this is basically now just like a thermos, okay, of pee, because it...

Like, it's not going to go in you and, like, seep into your bloodstream. It's just going to sit there. Your intestines are long. Well, I know, but once you sit up, I feel like it's just going to be like a fountain. It's just going to... And I'll pour back out because it's just wide open. Yeah. If you took it out and then, like, your butthole closed, then it would stay in. Exactly. But if you keep this on and you just stand up, I feel like you're just going to be a waterfall. Yeah. Like a... But then you get to, like, lick it off the floor and be, like, a dirty, messy bitch. Okay. Okay. Well...

See, I really wish we could explain the things that we've filmed in the past. Because we've done some weird shit. Did I do the Slurpee thing with you?

What slurpee thing? Okay, I don't think that was with you then. I had someone pee in a slurpee from 7-Eleven or Slushy or whatever the fuck you call them. And then we had this butt plug that was a plug and that had a funnel attached to it. And we dumped the slurpee that was filled with piss into my butt. It was so cool.

Yeah, I was about to say, how in the fuck? It was so cold. It was so cold. Did you poop it out? Yeah. Did it feel weird? I've never pooped a slushie. I just want to know. Now I'm intrigued as shit. I've never pooped a slushie. Yeah, it felt the same. It was like going in and out. Do you get an arousal from anything coming out that you've put in? Yeah, definitely.

I feel like, yeah, it's like a release arousal though, right? Like kind of like, I guess like coming almost because you're just like releasing your body or something. I don't know. Yeah, it feels like, yeah, this is going to sound really weird, but this sounds like, yeah, being like, like just, you're like just about to come and then you like would take like the feeling of taking a really nice shit. Nice. That's why, you know, my whole life I've tried to get a Blumpkin.

And I have never gotten one because I just, in my head, I know it's gross to get your head, your dick sucked while you're getting, while you're taking a shit. But in my head, I feel like pooping feels so good. It's such a release and coming feels so good. It's such a release. If you do both those at the same time and maybe you can even burp and just release a little more, I feel like you're just going to come so hard. You're going to blow this girl's head off. Like you might just end her. Like that's a lot of release. Oh, really?

release yeah yeah yeah i like i just i i feel like a blumpkin it would be have you ever given a no no i mean i'm not really into shit like if i was giving a blowjob and then i started smelling someone taking shit i would be disgusted but like you have 100 farted during sex and i know that i've accidentally farted during a blowjob but i clean my ass out i clean mine out kinda

I poop a lot. How do you clean your butt after one of these events?

Before one of these events, I cleaned my butthole. First off from her, I learned when you douche, you dump out the liquid and you use water. Yeah. If you go to the store and you buy an enema from the store, you don't want an enema with that saline solution because it's going to make you shit for a long, long time and like get rid of everything that's in your intestines. And like if you're just doing like a normal anal day, like you don't need to get rid of everything. You can just like clear out like the little level of you that's like,

gonna be messed with that day. Your intestines are long. Like they go places and they're full of things. Yeah. I think that if you take the human intestine and cut it out and stretch it, it's like a couple miles, right? Of human intestine. That's pretty cool.

I mean, not really, because sometimes I'll eat a burger and I don't poop it for three days. So it's got to travel a while. It has some stamps on its passport. You know what I'm saying? It's been some places. But yeah, so I clean out with just water. I have an enema that's like a syringe. And I have it with me, but it's in my bag over there. It's just like a big ass syringe. Well, because you remember the one video we did, the alien one that I sent you.

Did you watch it yet? The one we did at the studio? Yeah, the space thing. Yeah, that one. But you watched that one, right? Did I see? Yeah. Every person I have showed this video to with you putting that, she put a dildo. It's like 22 inches long. 22 inches. It is like this. And she got it from tip to bottom all the way in. It was impressive. And every person who's seen this video, by the end of the video, they're like, oh, how? How? How?

It's on my OnlyFans. Yes. I made it. Thank you very much. We were in space in a spaceship. She was an alien. Yeah.

Honestly, the hardest part about that video was filming on that like fuzzy ass thing. Oh, the chair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was, well that and the fact I couldn't stop laughing every time this thing shot out of your butt like a fucking missile. It's hard to hold it once it gets lubed up. Every time it was about, it was like so fast. It was like shooting out. It was nuts. It was like her body was like, this isn't supposed to be in here. Yeah.

So what is this thing? Yeah, so this is my enema. And I just, like, fill it up with water. And then you kind of, like, just, like, insert that into your butthole. And then you, like, squat on it. And you sit down on it. And it, like, pushes the water into your butthole for you if you, like, squat on it. And it's way easier than, like, those enemas where you have to, like, squat.

squish them with your hands and like try to like get all the water out of them like that. Look, there's no, I don't care if they tell me that I'll die tomorrow. The doctor could be like, what you're going to do is take this, stick this little part right on your butthole and then you're going to squat down and just squat. No, fuck no, I'm dying. There's no way I'm doing that. Could you put this in your butthole and just. It feels really good, honestly. Wow.

I mean, I feel like I've had it like, you know, when the doctor gives you a pill, you have to put up your butt like an enema or something. I've had that, but I just can't imagine squatting down on this. Yeah, you couldn't even handle it all day. This is way out of your league. Like if I saw you walk in with this, I would think you were either A, with all this gear, going to rob a bank, or you're doing some weird fetish shit. Yeah.

I could knock somebody out with those giant balls that we have. Just like throw them. I said put the money in the bag. Kill somebody. I said put the money in the bag. What is that? These are metal balls. Like, you know, those Benway balls. Like the spinny things? Yeah, but like giant ones. Well, how is this supposed to align your chakra? It's supposed to align your root chakra. What do you do with these? You put them in your butthole. What? In your butthole?

like today I mean yesterday they're clean it's fine I know your butthole smell from a mile away these are clean so you put these in your yeah these are heavy yeah that's the coolest guys if you can't see these they're about the size almost of a billard ball okay they're almost the size of a billboard and listen they're solid and they got away like I don't know maybe like

40, 50 ounces each? Something like that? Metric system, motherfuckers. What's up? Jesus Christ, lip gloss. Fuck me. I mean, not literally. Don't fuck me like this. I mean, if you want to. I didn't get all done up for nothing. I didn't do this for nothing, motherfuckers.

But okay, so you, you are, are these like the Kegel balls that girls put in their vaginas? No. So what do you do with these? You put them in your butt. Yeah. But for what reason? Are you like playing marbles? Are you shooting them out? Like what do you do? Yeah. So it's for pleasure. So this is, but do you put both in there? Yeah. Like one after the other? Yeah. If you jump up and down, does it make the sound? Yes. Shut up. Put them in, put them in, put them in, put them in, put them in. He walks in.

- Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I just can't remember what movie. Shit. - That's hilarious. - Okay, but at what point did you realize these were for your butthole? - When I bought them from the website with only butthole toys. - Yeah, but what in your brain? Out of all the things you've put inside you, in your vagina, your butt, everything, your mouth, at what point did you see these two things on the website and you went, "Oh yeah."

those two heavy ass balls are going to do the job. I had a custom video. Someone asked me to like make gelatin eggs and put gelatin eggs in my butthole. And you poop them out like an alien, right? Yeah. Yeah. I've seen that. So I'd done that and I really thought it was fun and I liked the feeling a lot. So then I was on the website and I saw these and like I read that they were supposed to go in your butthole and that they weigh a lot. And I was like, that probably feels like the eggs, but cooler. Okay. Well, just so you know, we're starting a new, um,

business and we're gonna start a website i'm just gonna sell the most random shit and be like this is for buttholes these are for buttholes 50 bucks i don't know why i sell everything at 50 dollars yeah 50 bucks a huge fetish that people have for putting things that like aren't supposed to go in your butt in your butt

Like, I could make a video of me putting an apple in my butt and, like, people would be like, that is the hottest thing. It's blowing my mind how hot that is. Oh, I was telling them about the gape-offs. You've been to the gape-off, right? Mm-mm. The ass-gaping competition that happens in Philadelphia. That's new. Yeah, there's, like, thousands of people there and there's judges. I had to judge a freestyle competition. I don't think I could ever beat these gay men at giving their assholes, though. Oh, was it a gay? No, there's only females, which is weird.

I feel like they kind of like. It's kind of sexist. Yeah, it was kind of sexist. Because I feel like a dude could have fucking done some shit. Like a traffic cone, you know? For sure. I've seen guys take crazy things. It's like. Who do you. Okay, the girls bodies are meant to stretch. Girls anuses are meant to stretch. So are dudes. No. Y'alls are meant to stretch for childbirth.

Men's are not naturally designed to stretch like you are. Your vagina. Wait, Charlie, why do you think the baby comes out of? A vagina. But why do you think the butthole is stretching? Because that's why it rips. Your taint rips. And your butthole and vagina become one hole. Nine times out of ten. You've never had a kid, so you don't know this. I'm never going to. Take it.

But I'm telling you, your taint or gooch or chode, wherever you're from. Okay, but dudes have more room to put stuff in their butts because they don't have female things. Granted, granted. But I'm saying that women's natural state, their body, it's meant to stretch during childbirth. Even the anus because everything tears and rips. Y'all are naturally designed to bear children.

Guys are not. At no point has our body been like, at some point, this butthole is just going to go whoop. Nope. Our bodies never contemplated that. Have you tried poppers? Yes. I didn't know they were for gay sex until one day I was buying one because I just thought it was great. I was like, these are great. And then one day the guy's like, you know, you could buy a bunch of these and you guys can just use them. I was like, you guys? I was like, oh, no, this is for me. He goes, well, you and your partner. I was like, partner?

I was like, what do you mean? My girlfriend? He goes, oh, you're not gay? And I was like, no. I looked at my outfit and I was like, am I wearing a gay outfit? I thought I had like a damn fucking YMCA shirt on. I didn't know what the fuck I was wearing. So I looked down and I'm like, no, man, I'm not gay. What made you think that? He goes, well, usually just gay couples bodies. I was like, fuck.

For what? And they're like, it makes anal sex better. I'm like, I've never once hit one of these and been like, somebody put me in the butt right now. I think you should try it one more time and just focus on your butthole. I don't like things touching my butt. Like, my finger broke through toilet paper once. I needed therapy. Like, I just, I'm not...

I get it, guys. They say that our little button is in our butthole. I get it. I just don't like things in my butt. I've tried it. I don't like it. I don't like it. It's just a thing. You love it. I love it. Two different spectrums. I love watching you do it. I just don't want to do it. Well, it's fine. I mean, I've come to the point in my life where my love for butt stuff is a curse and I can't really get off without putting stuff in my butt.

See, you've pigeonholed yourself. You've pigeonholed yourself. All right. So I know you've been to a bunch of sets and you filmed a bunch of different films and you've done so many genres. Out of all those on set, what has been the weirdest, craziest day on set? On set? Okay. The weirdest, craziest day on set was I showed up to this...

this shoot and it was a pretty big production for a trans site called Trans Angels and I was working with Jessie Dubai who's a very popular trans porn star and this other girl Gracie Jane who I've always had a very big crush on so I think she like picked me as her team partner for that day because we really wanted to work together and I show up and they're like okay the script for the day is kind of weird and I'm like okay whatever I'm into weird shit like let's do this and

And so he's like trying to describe to me the scene. And in the beginning of the scene, me and Jesse Dubai are like supposed to be fucking. So we're like starting off like,

like mid fuck and or like close to end fuck even. And she's supposed to be like, Oh my God, I'm going to come. And I'm supposed to be like, Oh, I want you to come on my face. And, and this is like very beginning of the porn. So first of all, like someone coming at the very beginning of the porn is kind of weird. Okay. Like that also, like we're going to have to fake the, the cum shot for this because like, how could you just like expect someone to come out of like nowhere? Like, and they're going to have to come later in the scene too. So you're like,

You can't, like, it's hard to ask trans girls to cum more than once, especially. Because, like, the hormones, it makes it harder for them to cum. So, like, so we have to fake this cum shot. So the whole thing is, like, I'm supposed to ask the trans girl to cum on my face, but I'm supposed to dodge it. I'm supposed to fucking dodge her cum shot and, like, let the cum fall on the floor. And that's how we start off this scene. And it's already crazy, okay? Right? So, yes, we have to, like... You're dodging cum shots like the Matrix. Just like...

And shooting this is like stupid because it's like fake. So like the cum is like coming from off camera and I'm like dodging it. And like the first time I didn't dodge it all the way and like some cum got on me and we had to like switch makeup and outfits and everything. And so this is like mass like and this is the first five minutes of the porno that everybody skips over anyway. Right. Like, right. It's the part where it's like, what are you doing in here? You're not a maid. Yeah.

And then, so that's, and I'm supposed to dodge her cum and I'm supposed to be like, "Haha, you came on the floor, you're so dumb, like why would you come on the floor? You should go clean it up." So I like make her clean up her cum and then it skips to a different part of the scene where she is on the couch playing video games and me and the other trans girl are supposed to sneak up behind her and out of nowhere cum on her. Like I'm supposed to just out of nowhere just like squirt on her.

And the other girl is just supposed to like come up behind her and like jerk off and come on her. It takes a lot to get the squirt going though. It do. Yeah. It takes a lot. It takes a lot. So we have to fake all of this as well. How do you fake squirt? We just had like. Is it just somebody underneath the couch? Just like with a bottle of water? Basically somebody who's like under me with one of these and then just like. I want that job. What the fuck did I go wrong in college?

So yeah, and then so we're supposed to surprise cum on her and she's supposed to get mad and like chase us around the house like a fucking cartoon or something like I don't know who wrote this porno. I wanna they should lose their job.

So we both have cum on her. She's covered in our cum and squirt. Fake cum and squirt though. Okay. And she's chasing us like around the couch. Like it's like a cartoon. And we literally do that thing where like she's chasing us one way and we're going the other way and we stop and turn in directions and then we like smack into each other. And then she's supposed to out of nowhere take her dick out and get revenge on us and cum on us. And.

And so then at that point, we're all covered in cum and we're all still horny. And then we're supposed to have a threesome. And that's where like the normal sex comes in. But all the cum has already been expelled. Yeah. I feel like this porno was written in reverse. It took like four hours for us to film all of that stuff. Shut the fuck up. And then it took us like another hour to just film the sex. And then we were done for the day. Okay. That's fucking weird. Craziest day on set.

Okay. Okay. I was expecting something completely different. I thought you were going to be like, they didn't have enough enemas. I had the enema with a Coke bottle and some Sprite. I have another funny story about that, actually. Whatever.

What about enema with Sprite? About just not having an enema on set. And like we were, I was told that this set was going to be a farm. And so like I show up with like cowboy boots, like a cowboy hat. Like I think I'm going to do like a farm themed porn and there's going to be like maybe some cows and some pigs. And I'm going to be really excited to see the cows and the pigs. And I show up on set and it's a junkyard.

It's not a farm. It's a junkyard. Oh, like old cars stacked up junkyard. Yeah, like broken down cars everywhere and like old RVs. At what point did you go, I might be murdered today? As soon as I pulled up on set and I was the first one fucking there and I was like, am I in the wrong place?

And then they're like, no, we're going to fuck here. And I'm like, well, I don't want to have vaginal sex here because there's going to get dirt in my vagina and that's going to be bad. So like, let's do anal. And he's like, okay, let's do anal. And I'm like, okay, well, I'm not prepared for anal today. So I have to go clean out. Where can I clean out? And he's like, there's like a house over there that's like falling apart, but there's a toilet that works in there. So I clean out my ass with a water bottle. Wow.

Shut up. I was making that shit up. I was right. Yep. See, I got this on sets. You don't, you don't have the right shit. MacGyver over here. And let me tell you, that scene is amazing. Everybody should go see that scene because we like, it looks good. I look amazing. I don't know how the fuck I pulled it all off. It was awesome. But like the first like hour of that day, I was like, holy shit, this is going to be a shit show. So one of my only fans is like junkyard fuck scene.

no this one is for like an actual company i don't i don't have this one it's for wicked oh i love wicked wicked does good yeah yeah they do like a lot of really cool port parodies like the marvel stuff look when you have eyelashes this big do you ever feel like if you blink too fast like you're you're gonna take off yeah yeah that's weird don't you'll like blow away the mic oh that's not good wait can y'all hear that on the mic if i blink too fast does it sound like a hurricane

They're so big. They're so big. Buddy, how do you wear these? Is that why you always look high? You're just like, what's up? They're just too heavy. They're just too heavy. I'm like, Buddy always smokes. She's just like chilling. Nah, these, they're heavy as fuck. Just weighing your eyelids down. Definitely. Sorry. Sorry. You're fine. Okay. So we know you've had crazy stories on set, but like, what's the weirdest shit that has happened recently?

like with a partner or with, you know, just someone you're hooking up with. Have you ever had one of those nights that's just like burned into your memory? - Yes.

One time I was doing like a live performance in LA with some of my friends. I had just like finished with my performance. We're just like swapping places on stage with this other girl and my friend, Sid, she was just like in the back and she was like, I don't know, I think everybody was like eating ice cream out of her butthole like in the back room and so she's like getting on stage. Way away from

They were just eating ice cream out of her asshole backstage. Yeah. It was just like a bonding moment between her and friends. I know, but in my head, I want to know how the ice cream got in the butt. Like if it's just fisted in or just like put on top and you're like pat it down in, you know. I wasn't there for that part, so I couldn't really tell you.

But anyway, like she still had ice cream in her butt and she was like getting up on stage and like some of it kind of fell on stage. And as I was getting off stage, I slipped in the... In the butt milk. In the butt milk. And I fell on these people who were like in the front row and they were actively fucking me.

They were fucking and you fell on top of them covered in butt milk? Yeah. And it wasn't just butt milk because I had just finished my performance and in my performance, my friend had tied me up and blindfolded me and he made me squirt a bunch. And so I'm covered in my own squirt because I was sitting in a puddle of my own squirt. And so there's squirt and ice cream and cum and then I fall on this couple and the

The dude comes on me. What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, time out. We have to back the fuck up. Okay, so you slip on stage in butt milk. Yeah. You fall onto a couple offstage who is fucking at that time. Yeah. And instead of stopping and the couple being like, oh, we're so sorry. The guy's just like, keep it going. And then he accidentally comes on you. I don't think, I don't know exactly how, like,

He, I fell and he was like actively like pulling out of this girl and like jerking off. And then I fell on the girl and she's like crying because I hurt her. And like, he's just, he doesn't stop. Yeah. He comes on me. This is the best day of my life. I'm sorry. And she's crying. I'm just like, I'm so sorry. And she's actively just, uh, uh, uh, uh.

I would have literally given every dollar in my bank account to have seen this. Every fucking dime. Oh my God. That is how you know the universe works in mysterious fucking ways because there is no way you could recreate that moment. Just the perfect timing of him pulling out and about to come and you falling and crushing his date and then him accidentally coming on you while you're yelling, I'm sorry, covered in butt milk. You know...

I love this fucking country. I love it. It's a good place. Suck that, Finland! You got girls covered in butt milk coming on people? No. Probably. They probably do. They probably do. I feel like Finland's like the capital of butt milk now that I feel it. I eventually had to stop doing the parties because... Oh, you know, you were falling off stage almost murdering people? Yeah. Because there was a little too much going on.

I hope at this club now there's like a fucking post-it sign. There's a real sign? No, no, no. It just has rules. Be like, listen, if you're going to shove ice cream in your ass, clean up the butt milk. Don't leave it on. I can't.

I'm fucking done. So just in case everybody can find you and wants to see more about these crazy stories and see what it's all connected to, where would everybody find you on social media? You can find me on Twitter, LydiaBlackXO, on Instagram, official.LydiaBlackXO, and you can find all the really good stuff on my OnlyFans, and that's LydiaBlackXO.

See? All right. So guys, make sure you check her out. And yeah, just show this beautiful lady some love. She's fucking awesome, all right? And don't put it, you know, it's not her fault she slipped in butt milk, okay? Guys, thank you for watching another episode of Dumb Blonde. And we'll see you next time. Let me do it again. Let me do it again. I got to nail this. I got to nail this. I got to nail it. Okay, here we go.

Well thank you guys for watching another episode of Dumb Blonde. We'll see you next time. K, bye! Is that it? I feel like I nailed it. Thank you.