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Ask, Tell, Confess: Who Manifested Wiener?

2024/10/4
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The hosts reminisce about their tour experiences, sharing inside jokes and funny moments. They discuss fan interactions, their close bond, and the challenges of being on the road.
  • Haley manifested a romantic interest on her vision board.
  • The hosts have numerous inside jokes, including impressions and catchphrases.
  • They've done about 20 meet-and-greets and shows on tour.
  • They're turning the podcast into a true-crime theme for October.
  • Chachi, Bunnie's dog, is recovering from paw surgery at home.

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Let's talk about our favorite fall scents. I love marshmallows. I love the smell of s'mores. I love the smell of dark chocolate. I love the smell of rain on a dreary autumn night. Not a pumpkin spice latte fan, though. Sorry, ladies. But you want to know what's not on this list? B.O., let's face it.

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Welcome back to Ask, Tell, Confess. I really tried to hold that one. The amount of people who have mimicked your whistle in meet and greets is beautiful. Or asked you to say it. I know. It's from fucking Robin Hood. Do you guys remember that thing in Robin Hood? I forget what it was, but there's in Robin Hood, the cartoon version, there is an animal and he talks like that.

Who is it? I'll have to give it a go. I can't remember. Doesn't someone off Winnie the Pooh also talk like that? Yeah, that's who I'm thinking of. Is it Tigger? Yeah, Tigger talks like that. Or Piglet. No. Oh my gosh, we gotta do our research. Is it Winnie the Pooh? No. But do you guys want to know something really cool? Isn't it the owl? No. Do you guys want to know something really cool though? Winnie the Pooh, the guy who does the voice of Winnie the Pooh, DM'd me the other day saying,

The OG. And said that his wife is a huge fan and wants to come on the podcast. Winnie the Pooh's wife loves you? Winnie the Pooh's wife, dude. Damn. Is that not crazy? To the gopher? Yeah. Because of the teeth. Yep. The gopher. It's the gopher. Yeah. But there's someone on Robin Hood, too, that does it.

Alright guys, so you guys know the drill. We ask you guys on my Patreon to ask us questions or confess some sins or tell us a funny story. And you guys always deliver, so I have a few.

that I have. All right, so I have a couple questions screenshotted, so I'm gonna kick it off. But I wanna know some of the gang's inside jokes. - I screenshotted that one too. - And funniest times thus far. You guys are totally vibing 'cause you spend so much time together. I've noticed it, especially with you and Haley. It's quite sweet.

Your sister's ass. Your sister's ass. Well, Haley got some wiener. Okay. We're just letting everyone know. Just starting it off? Yeah, Haley got some tour wiener, and she actually manifested it on her vision board this year. Yeah. Did I? You did. And he's a cutie pie. We won't say who he is, but they're still talking and everything, but somehow they came up with your sister's ass. Oh, it's from a TikTok. TikTok.

So the guy, like that super New Yorker guy, that's what he says. He makes food. He says, yes, this is it. And that's what they say. And then we started saying it. So we have that. We have the chef's thing where we just like sit there and all we do is this.

We're just talking our accents. If you guys want to know what this is, it's literally just my hand and my nails doing the chef's hand. That's all it is. We do that. I mean, we have so many inside jokes. I don't even know. We have been saying that's what she said or he said to the point that Bunny was like, all right, guys. Bro, it was like, you know when you're stuck in very close quarters with children? Sometimes they just repeat the same thing over and over again. You're just like, okay, I get it. I get it.

I get it. And then today, Mimi, where were we? In the green room or something? And I said something, or was it Jaime? I forget. Somebody said something and they go, that's right.

That's what he said. I whispered it so quietly. You just looked over at me. I was like, all right, all right, all right. I get it. We always have so much fun. Like, it doesn't matter if it's just me and Haley, if it's me and Mimi, if it's all three of us, if it's Haley and Mimi together. Like, we all just vibe. It's just a family. It's stupid. Yeah. It's stupid. We just like to laugh. Yeah. And we're tired, though. We are fucking, how many meet and greets then?

I think almost 20 now. I think I counted. It was like 16 the other day and we've done a couple since. We are 20 meet and greets in, which means we're in 20 shows in at least, right? We're getting a little tired. We're going to go home though because you guys know we turned the podcast into a true crime podcast for the month of October, baby. So we have some really cool surprises for you.

I think we're going to cover Carly Craig. We're going to cover the Menendez Brothers. We have a couple others that we're going to be doing and we're super excited. So if there's anybody that you want us to cover or to invite on the podcast this month, let me know because we are going to start filming for that in a couple of days. We're going to go home though.

take a couple days to go and regroup and film some podcasts i am so excited to reset literally i'm so excited about sleeping in my bed i cannot wait chachi's already home yeah everyone has been asking and i know that you guys are coming on these meet and greets begging for chachi but he is at home guys he's a a boutique dog so that dog cut on his paw

- Is not meant for the road. He had surgery on the same paw literally like six weeks ago or I don't know, in May, right after my dad passed away actually. So May, June, July, August, September, October, five months ago, geez.

May, June, July, August, September, October. That's five months ago. Yeah, because it was around Bailey's birthday, I thought. It was right when my dad passed away. Because remember, I had to go pick up Chachi the day my dad passed away. Yes, that's been five months? Going on six months, yeah. That's crazy, right? Wild. Yeah. Okay. We were in this, like...

trash can up an area in New York and we were letting him to go out potty a bunch of times and he started limping and we noticed that his paw was swollen and it had like a abscess on it. Yeah, it was just bad. So I was like, listen, dude, you got to go home for a little bit. Yeah. You need to take a break. And a bug sent me a picture of him today. Look at this. Send me a picture of him today. He went outside to our favorite spot where we always like hang out and literally is just curled in a ball sleeping.

on the couch outside. Tell me that dog is not just a plush pup, dude. He is so cute. He literally is like, oh God, I'm so happy to be home. He's you. Yeah, literally. He's you. She's going to go home and crawl up in the same spot. Literally, I love sitting out on our back porch. But yeah, we have so... Anyways, we got off on the whole...

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So what do you got memes? Are you guys going to be dressing up for Halloween on the road? Let's talk about what we did yesterday. Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a white fluffy rabbit?

yes he does yes baby you guys know i'm the queen of halloween i love halloween and these my writers man they literally all day yesterday we did three different looks we did i dropped elvira today you guys got to see elvira i'm sure by the time this comes out i'll drop another look but um all day we were in this little like town

State College in Pennsylvania. So beautiful. Nothing in the middle of nowhere. And this hotel that we were in was like spooky. Not our lights just flickered too in the bus. Literally. When we talked about it. But like how cool was that?

It was very The Shining vibe. Literally. But the food was fucking amazing. The cheesecake. We're going to talk about the goat cheese with the honey. The goat cheese. Oh my God. It was so good. The carpaccio was not bad. Can we go back and get an order to go? Are they still open? I would love to get an order to go. I'm hungry. By the way, guys, I'm on my second day of Tri's Appetite and I'm hungry as shit.

Okay, I don't know. I woke up a pound and a half lighter though, but man I can eat like I'm starving right now I'm ready to eat again Again, I ate way over my calories today But I'm eating like a bunch of healthy shit like protein and I didn't even eat my steak. Sorry Bob I got a bite out of it knows it. Why am I so hungry on this shit? Cody ate the rest. Oh

I don't know. I don't know. Let me know if you ladies that are on the tries up with Ty. But you're, let's, she's on like a mill of. Yeah, it's probably no difference at all. Itty bitty tiny amount guys to the point that we took it with her just cause. Well, I'm spilling the tea. She literally Kool-Aid-ed us. I was scared. And said if she's taking it, we take it. I need to post it on TikTok. She always Kool-Aids us. Bro, you Kool-Aid the shit out of us.

Listen, if I gotta go, we're all going together, baby. We signed this coven in blood, baby. We were rolling together. Literally, we just did today. Bro, yeah. You guys just... We're blood sisters. Yeah. You guys, like, no joke. It's funny. Haley and I are already on it, and we weren't even due for our dose, but it was such a little dose that she was taking. I was like, it can't hurt. We just, like...

I love them so much, though, because I was so scared to take it, dude. Like, I had... I was so scared to take it that I had nightmares the day before. Because you have to remember, guys, remember, I fucking overdosed on vitamin B12 and vitamin D. Anything in... I have nothing in my body. I am 100% fucking just...

all natural. Raw dog in it. Literally have nothing in my system. So for me to even decide to take Tri's appetite is a huge decision. So I had a nightmare about it the night before. And then fucking all these videos on my TikTok keep fucking popping up and they're just like, oh, I fucking got...

pancreatitis from taking Trizepatide. I've been in the hospital for 10 days and I'm like, holy shit. So I was scared and I'm microdosing it. I'm not starting out at a normal level like you guys are. Micro, micro dose. So microdosing is, that's what it is though. And I'm so glad because I took Porelacine

0.07, which is considered seven units. And let me tell you something, dude. It kind of sent me for a loop last night. I shit my brains out. You guys, she's been pooping in bags for the past 24 hours. Oh my God. And I'm talking logs, baby. She made me hold it to feel how heavy it was.

- It was crazy, but-- - The look on Jaime's face. - I also got sick. I felt like I was gonna projectile vomit, so I had to eat watermelon, and then that made me feel better. And like today I had a little wave of some stuff, but I got through it after I shit.

It's just, it's been a thing. My favorite memes about tri-septide is, like, from the bridesmaids where she's, like, standing trying on the dresses. She's like, I'm actually hungry. Yeah. And she's got, like, sweating. I was like, a snack. That is us. But I'm really hungry. Yeah. No, you've eaten a lot today. And I feel like, but I woke up a pound and a half lighter. So we'll see how it goes tomorrow. It was all those shits in the bags. Literally. Yeah, you shit it all out. I felt the pound.

I'm always gonna be honest with you guys and tell you guys stuff, so, you know. I'm on Char's appetite. I told you guys before though, I was gonna start taking it, so. I did not tell a lie. And when I get down to my goal, I'll let you know. - Yeah, your turn. Did you screenshot something? - Yeah. Monica wants to know, "Mimi, do you want more children?"

she's not allowed to ever guys i don't think bunny will ever let me have another child that was the longest pregnancy i've ever had to endure in my life it was from pillar to post dude what a saying what does that mean google it give it a google pillar to post yeah it was like she was pregnant for two and a half years well and also i found out i was pregnant like

I feel like the sheets weren't even washed yet by the time I found out. Oh, yeah. Like so early on. And we spent every bit of the 40 weeks together. Yeah. It was wild. I mean, we did so much traveling. Like she worked all the way up to labor. I literally had him. And then a week after having him, I was already back at work. Yeah.

I did. I ended up ripping all my internal stitches because I have a C-section. And that's my choice, people. I don't want people to think that I, like, forced you to come back to work. No. Because that's not what happened. I'm just a workhorse. That's who I am. And so, honestly, one, I don't think my body can handle it. Barely made it through the last one. But secondly, my husband is snipped and we're not having any more children. We have the perfect family. Thank God.

And all I need is more ducks because one of mine tried to escape today. You guys should have seen her on the phone yelling at her duck. Go look at her story. Yeah, go look at my story. Well, it's not going to be there now. I might go ahead and make it a post. Yeah, make it a post. It's a picture of me yelling at my duck on FaceTime because he decided to fly the fuck away. Even though his wing is clipped. Don't know how that happened. But he came right back. He did. He came into our garage. I know. That's where he found him. He was under our side-by-side. Oh, my God.

It was his face in the photo though. He's so ashamed. I don't think he looked ashamed. He looked at you like he was about to drop the best rap album of his career. Diss track. Is it my turn or is it your turn? It's my turn. Okay, let's do one more and then I'm going to let you guys go.

Let's talk about our favorite fall scents. I love marshmallows. I love the smell of s'mores. I love the smell of dark chocolate. I love the smell of rain on a dreary autumn night. Not a pumpkin spice latte fan though. Sorry, ladies.

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Cream tube deodorant, two free products of your choice like mini body wash and deodorant wipes and free shipping. As a special offer for listeners, new customers get 15% off all Lumi products with our exclusive code. And if you combine the 15% off with the already discounted starter pack, that equals over 40% off their starter pack.

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What do you guys usually do when you are feeling unmotivated?

Nothing? Nothing, we just keep working? I mean, I think we listen to our bodies, though, sometimes. Like, when we... Like, if I really need a day off, I'll be like, I'm not... Oh, yeah. She'll be the first. She'll be like, guys, we're not doing shit today. And we're all like, oh, okay, good. Yeah. Yeah. We follow in suit with your feelings. Yeah. Because I'm like, when she's ready, we're all ready. Yeah. I think I...

try to make a conscious effort, especially when we're at home, to always have days off and just only film in one or two day increments and then just get it done. Because before, do you remember when we fucking, we used to do like fucking three to five podcasts a day. So when we first started together, the first podcast,

day of podcast that you and I did together we did three crazy in one day yeah but that's a lot and for people to say those were only 20 minutes I used to rush through 20 to 30 and then she'd be like get him out because I used to have anxiety so bad you know and I'd have to hide it and I would just be shaking my leg the whole time look at you now though you had like two hours I know

Well, now I'm comfortable behind the chair. Yeah. Warren Treaty was almost three hours. I love talking about it. It was one of my favorite podcasts. Same. If you guys haven't listened to the Warren Treaty podcast, please go listen to that. So good. One of my favorite. What was the Etheridge podcast? The Miranda Lambert podcast. I just love when people come on and just are authentic, you know? You bring out a

a side of people that the general public doesn't get to see. Yeah. I would like to just address the toxic podcast really quick. Let's just address it. Um, you know, I, I understand a couple of the Island boys are upset because one, cause toxic told her, her version of her truth. But, um,

I do have a rebuttal to what Fly said that I pray on vulnerable girls because what does he have to say about all the grown women who come on my podcast and talk about their traumas in their lives? It has nothing to do with being obsessed with anybody or wanting to know questions about people. He was a huge part of her life. And honestly, that was the only thing that she really opened up about and wanted to talk about.

It was very hard getting her to talk about anything else because, you know, I feel like she feels like so much of that is already on the internet. Yep. And everything that she said on the podcast,

is on the internet. That's how I got those questions, you know? I don't give a fuck how fucking if Red's wiener works or fucking why. You know, like, I don't care. They're big mad about that. Yeah, I really do not give a fucking shit. If I did, I would have them both on the podcast. I just don't invite them on the podcast because I just... Look how they acted with Toxic on the podcast, you know? Like, it's just everything they do is...

for views and I just I don't agree with how those boys treat women at all and I think that toxic is a product of her environment and she lives up to her name and it's going to take her a long time to remove herself from that environment to be a better human so

And I still, even after Fly was upset, I do not have any beef with Fly. No. Red, I don't even know anything about him except for that he's in and out of jail or fucking, you know, struggling with addiction. And I hope that he gets that under control. And, you know, other than that, I don't know anything about those boys, nor do I care. It just happens to be that the two people that I had on my podcast about them are MJ and fucking Toxic. One's his baby mama and one is one girl that he cheated on his baby mama with.

Yeah, and honestly, you made that promise a long time ago, and it shows character for you because you came through with your promise. Literally. You said, I don't do TikTokers anymore. And this is why. Yeah. This is why I don't do TikTokers anymore, because it's so much drama. It's like you can never make anybody happy. But I also want to thank them for promoting the podcast as well as they did. Yeah. Because, I mean, it fucking... It took off. They ran it up, baby. Yeah. So thank you for doing that. Appreciate you guys. Santa. Yeah.

See you when I see you. I got to go buy. You guys ready? Let's go. All right, let's go, babies. We'll talk to you guys next week. Bye. Let's talk about our favorite fall scents. I love marshmallows. I love the smell of s'mores. I love the smell of dark chocolate. I love the smell of rain on a dreary autumn night. Not a pumpkin spice latte fan, though. Sorry, ladies.

But you want to know what's not on this list? B.O. Let's face it, summer isn't the only time we get body odor. We can get just as smelly under our favorite fall sweaters. That's why I'm excited to tell you about Lume's Whole Body Deodorant for pits, privates, and beyond. As a special offer, new customers get 15% off all Lume products with our exclusive code. Use code BUNNIEXO, B-U-N-N-I-E-X-O, baby.

at LumeDeodorant.com. That's L-U-M-E-D-E-O-D-O-R-A-N-T.com. You guys already know I've been preaching to you for months now. I absolutely love Lume products. And now that I'm on tour under pressure 24 seven, what do I got with me? A whole case full of Lume, you bet your buttons. Lume starter pack is perfect for new customers. It comes with a solid stick deodorant,

Cream tube deodorant, two free products of your choice like mini body wash and deodorant wipes and free shipping. As a special offer for listeners, new customers get 15% off all Lumi products with our exclusive code. And if you combine the 15% off with the already discounted starter pack, that equals over 40% off their starter pack.

Use code bunny XO, B-U-N-N-I-E XO for 15% off your first purchase at lumideodorant.com. That's code bunny XO, B-U-N-N-I-E XO at L-U-M-E-D-E-O-D-O-R-A-N-T.com.