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Hello friends, welcome back to another Ask, Tell, Confess. We are compounding content because we're about to be on tour. I can't wait to do these Ask, Tell, Confesses on tour. That's going to be fun. I think it'll be awesome. And as always, I have my trusty steeds here, Tosh, Lama, Mimi, Haley. They're all here.
Every week we do a segment where you can ask, tell, confess anything your heart desires on Patreon. So if you want to be a part of this, all you have to do is just head over to Patreon and become a member and ask us the questions whenever we put the little post up.
So we're going to hop into it. Athena wants to know, are groupies not a thing anymore? I have been manifesting to be taken backstage with some cute single band members, but none seem willing. I've been asked out by a ton of losers, so I'm looking for someone with passion and just really want a chance at something better in Hoes We Trust. I love that. Athena, so I think that...
I don't know how to say this without it like sounding bad, but I think like people are scared because, you know, there's so many false accusations that go around about people that, you know, if they bring somebody backstage, that's a liability now, you know, and like people in the world of cameras and social media, people always want to try to expose people. And I think that people are just scared, you know, that I feel like a lot of them are taken. Yeah.
Yeah, a lot of them are taken. Pretty much everyone in our band isn't single. Yeah. Yep. All of them are dating somebody. And like, I don't know. It's just it's a different world back then, you know, and and there are some people who deserve to be exposed, you know, and maybe they don't want to be exposed because they've been exposed before or, you know, they just know that they're shit humans. So there could be many reasons. I don't think I don't think, you
pursuing a musician per se makes you in a better situation. I think musicians have more issues than regular dudes. And that's the reason why they're so good at what they do because they pour all their trauma and stuff that they've been through into their music. So I don't know. I feel like every musician I've dated is a wounded bird, little flappy bird. How about you?
Tasha banged a musician back in the day. He delivered, too. I don't think I ever have. He smelled really good. Aww. I love that. I love that. I love that. Memes, what about you? You dated any musicians? Fuck no. I don't know. Wait. When I was in middle school. Oh, no. There was a little boy in a band and they practiced in this lady's attic. Aww.
Aww. Where are they now? Probably dead. Still in the attic? Okay. Oh, shit. Being an adult has its high points. Like, you can eat ice cream for dinner anytime, or if you want to stay up all night, you can. But it's not always fun. You also have to do your taxes and figure out what's for dinner every freaking night.
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All right. Laura, Laura has a really long story, so I'm hoping it's a good one. But from what I've seen, it looks pretty good. Okay. Y'all buckle up. I know you love a good butthole story. That's what got my attention. Yeah.
I can't believe I'm about to say this out loud to strangers, but here it goes. So one night my husband at the time during our party days were drunk and doing way too much booger sugar. Anyone who's ever been around a dude that's done too much blow knows it's like a stress stretchy piece of old bubble gum. I call it a gummy worm. So drunk and zooted out of our minds and horny, we were trying to get it on, but he can't stay hard. So we decided to use one of those vibrating cock rings.
Well, one thing leads to another and I tell him and his chewing gum cock to stick it in my butt. Everything was fine for a minute, but he kept getting soft and I was getting annoyed and a bit bossy and kept insisting he put me on the fuck truck to pound town. And he tried. Oh, did he try? He tried so hard that the fucking vibrating cock ring came off his limp gummy wiener and into my frickin butthole. It was still vibrating.
Out of sheer panic, I jumped up and that was a fucking mistake because I spent the next hour and a half with an arm in my asshole trying to get this thing out of me all while it's still vibrating. I was convinced my ass had eaten it and scared if I stopped it and scared if it stopped vibrating, I'd never know where the fuck it went. I was terrified I'd end up on the episode of sex and drugs sent me to the ER.
Tasha had anal beads go up her asshole one time. Oh, yes.
Well, when you have like an orgasm and you have like just even a little bit of a vibrator on your butthole, it's like, it's really good. But sometimes your butt goes. Yeah. And then it's hard to, you know, it shuts down on you. It's hard to pull it out. So back in the day, back in my day, back in my ho days, if I wanted to have sex with my significant other at the time and I was on my period, I would, you get a makeup sponge and
you get a makeup sponge and you get it wet and then you put it inside of you and it blocks the blood from coming down and you can have sex. Well, the problem with that is, is when it goes in, it pushes this makeup sponge all the way in you, depending on how big the guy is. And one time I literally had to get like,
I had to shove my entire fingers up there and like water. I had to get a douche bottle and just keep squelching this water out just to pull this makeup sponge out of my vagina, dude. It was scary. Worth it, but scary. Yeah. There's more sex trips. Some more sex tips with Bunny coming soon. You guys didn't know the makeup sponge trick? No. I just don't have sex.
On my period. Listen, I was a horny little goat back then. Back then, you still are. Like the triangular ones? No, the round ones. Okay. I was thinking of a triangle. No. God, no. No fucking way, dude. It has to be, if you guys are ever going to do it, it has to be the round makeup sponge. And make sure you get it wet because putting a dry sponge into a bloody cooch is like sandpaper.
You don't want to do it. Don't put one up your vagina. People are going to end up in the hospital over this. You know that, right? It's an old porn trick. I have devices for that now. It's an old porn trick. People have been doing it for years. I learned it from the porn girls. It's cool.
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We love Danny. He's a nice little bearded goat. I can't see. I'm blind. Come over here and look. Come over here and get a little gander. Danny. He looks kind of like Jay. We are single forever over here. Single and celibate. Single and celibate, baby. I'm not looking. We're putting you on the market during tour. I don't want to be on the market. Tour. Market's closed.
Holly is asking, what has been your favorite experiences with each other so far over the last few years? There's so many. Yeah, there's so many. I don't think I can pick one. I feel like just the trajectory of how this has gone, like it's literally gone from our dinner table experience.
to here to this fucking studio so it's like it's just been like a really crazy journey and now we got Tosh Llama part of the crew too which is always nice to have somebody who's known me forever before all this shit you know are we thinking of actual like moments too I mean sure a moment that always like makes me so happy is Thanksgiving
Oh yeah. I love Thanksgiving at our houses. Yeah. Yeah. I love Thanksgiving's the best. That's my favorite. Yeah. Thanksgiving. And also this past new year's when we were all just standing under all the confetti and
fucking Times Square like that was that was a magical moment yeah I will never forget I cried that was a beautiful moment yeah yeah I love that one of my favorite Mimi have you finished creating my Spotify playlist for people I don't know what you want on the Spotify playlist all right we'll have to do it while we're on tour because we'll be together we'll have time we can just sit there and fucking think of songs to put on there
Let's talk about our favorite fall scents. I love marshmallows. I love the smell of s'mores. I love the smell of dark chocolate. I love the smell of rain on a dreary autumn night. Not a pumpkin spice latte fan though. Sorry, ladies.
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I don't know. It's crazy because we're so thankful for what we have and we never ever want to
put a negative connotation on it, but you know, there's, it comes with a price of, you know, time with your family and traveling and relationships and huh? Privacy. Privacy. Yeah. Like you have people coming for you all the time. I love it and hate it all at the same time. I think my husband deals with it a hell of a lot better than I do. I'm way more of a, just like kind of keep to myself person. Whereas he is like,
this is his thing, you know, he loves to shine. So I love to see him shine. And I love the fact that, you know, the podcast is getting as much attention as it is and that we have all of you guys supporting us. So I never want you to think that, um, we're not appreciative of it, but there are some days like today where I'm just not feeling great that I just wish I could go crawl in a hole somewhere, you know, but yeah.
You can't do that. There's like no days off whenever it's on. And I think we're trying to figure out the perfect balance of trying to figure out having days off and, you know, getting that self care that we need. What about you guys? I'm not famous. Oh, stop it. You people see me. They see you guys. Like, what are you talking about? I don't think I, maybe you can't even go to the fricking grocery store. It's the hair.
That's true. I think I agree with you on the privacy thing because to a certain point it gets a little strange. People are like, I saw you. I'm like, you can just say hi. Yeah, I get that. Somebody wants to know if I'll sign their Bunny XO vibrator.
As long as it's in the box. If it's not in the box, I'm not fucking signing it. Unused. It has to be unused. If you want to bring the vibrators, I will sign them all as long as they're in the box. Bring the box. Don't bring the vibrators. How about that? Yeah. I like that. Bring the box. Yeah, bring the box. I'll sign the box for you guys. I'll sign whatever I can at the...
the bunny backstage passing. I think we're doing like a group photo with everybody. And then like, if you guys have stuff you want me to sign, I'll sign it for you. And yeah, I'm just really excited to meet all you guys and I can't wait. It's going to be fun. We're heading out in a couple of days and we'll see you guys all there. And if you guys are not a Patreon member, I know I keep stressing this. If you guys want to meet us, you have to become a Patreon member and you can, uh, be a part of the bunny backstage pass. Is there anything else you guys want to add?
Love you guys. See you guys next week. Bye. Let's talk about our favorite fall scents. I love marshmallows. I love the smell of s'mores. I love the smell of dark chocolate. I love the smell of rain on a dreary autumn night. Not a pumpkin spice latte fan though. Sorry, ladies.
But you want to know what's not on this list? B.O. Let's face it, summer isn't the only time we get body odor. We can get just as smelly under our favorite fall sweaters. That's why I'm excited to tell you about Lume's Whole Body Deodorant for pits, privates, and beyond. As a special offer, new customers get 15% off all Lume products with our exclusive code. Use code BUNNIEXO, B-U-N-N-I-E-X-O, baby.
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