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Ask, Tell, Confess: Secrets, Lies, and DNA Tests

2024/11/8
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Key Insights

Why did the speaker's hair get fried off twice this year?

The speaker tried to go darker blonde multiple times, which caused significant damage to their hair.

What products are recommended for rescuing fried hair?

K-18 products, including an oil and a leave-in hair repair treatment, along with Proz shampoo and conditioner, are highly recommended.

What is the drama between Chachi and Bussie?

The drama stems from the husband's perceived favoritism towards Chachi over Bussie, leading to a loyalty showdown between the two dogs.

Why does the speaker think parents should be honest about a child's biological parentage?

The speaker believes honesty prevents future heartache and respects the child's right to know their true heritage.

What advice does the speaker give to young girls about older men?

The speaker advises young girls to be cautious of older men showing interest, as it may not be appropriate or healthy, and to recognize potential red flags.

What is the speaker's opinion on Olaplex versus K-18 for hair repair?

The speaker prefers K-18 over Olaplex, stating that K-18 works on peptides and provides better results without overcorrecting the hair.

What is the Bunny Sex Show idea?

The Bunny Sex Show is a proposed show where listeners can call in to ask questions about sex and relationships, similar to old shows like Loveline and Dr. Ruth.

What is the speaker's stance on doing a lingerie calendar?

The speaker is open to the idea but feels that their current image and audience might prefer a more clothed approach, possibly a business suit calendar instead.

What is the speaker's production company planning for 2025?

The production company plans to increase content output, including new shows like a true crime podcast and a cooking show, and potentially a Bunny Sex Show.

Why does the speaker feel they owe more to Patreon subscribers?

The speaker feels a sense of obligation to provide more value for the subscription cost, understanding that $22 a month is significant for some and wanting to deliver substantial entertainment.

Chapters

A listener confesses about discovering family secrets involving her stepdaughter's paternity, leading to a discussion on the ethics of revealing such information.
  • The listener found out her stepdaughter might not be her husband's biological child.
  • The husband already suspects the truth and has been in therapy for over a year.
  • The hosts discuss the potential harm of keeping such secrets and suggest DNA testing.

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Ask, tell, confess. I can't wait. Jaime joining in is what killed me. That is so funny, dude. I'm looking at you guys doing it and then I fucking hear the whistle out of my left ear and I look over and it's Jaime just...

And the microphone. I saw my chance. I took it. That is hilarious, dude. That is so fucking funny. He's been waiting to do that. He's like, this is my moment. He's like, it is my motherfucking time to shine, baby. Oh God, that was good. That was good. Hi guys. We are back again. Same day, different episode. That's why I do not have makeup on in this one too. And I'm wearing the same shirt.

But anyways, we like to film multiples to keep you guys' palate satisfied and satiated. Because that's what we do. We sign up for this and we fucking get shit done. Right? Yep. All right. Who's going to kick this off? Ask, tell, confess. If you're on my Patreon, you already know. And I just need to make an announcement really quick. Okay? For everybody.

who is not on my patreon who complains about my patreon first of all there's over 200 000 people over there if you do not want to pay for patreon you can listen to my podcast for free my podcast has been on patreon for four to five years

It's never changed, never been different, and it will never will. Like, I will always cater to my Patreon. So if you don't want to only listen to the podcast, then go over to Patreon and join everybody over there because they are just dolls. And we've built like a huge community over there and we just love everybody. Thank you. Mic drop. Mic drop. Toodle fucking ooh. All right. This one's pretty juicy.

Confess. I'm pretty sure my stepdaughter is not my husband's biological daughter. I was the wife's nurse before she passed away. When she passed away, I found out she had two kids.

He found out after she passed away that she was sleeping around at the time of conception of both the children. But the doctor also made a comment. She had a child coming into the relationship and they had one together. I don't think I can ever tell him what the doctor said because he already suspects it. He had to get a lawyer and get his name put on their birth certificates after she passed away because there was no father put on either birth certificate.

His lawyer was able to bypass the DNA testing because he's been there since birth with the oldest and they were married before she gave birth to their son. But even being married, she didn't put him down on the birth certificate. The crap he found out when she passed away was insane. Like he was in therapy for over a year. That's deep. That's sad. How old is the kid? Yeah, like we don't know the age of the kid, but like...

That's one of those things that that kid could later on and find that out themselves. And that's even by accident, like doing a 23 and me or a friend of mine. She was the youngest of three sisters and she, they all did DNA tests like the 23 me or whatever. Yeah. And she found out that her dad isn't her dad. Oh,

Oh my gosh. And it really wrecked her because we were in our 20s when she found that out. Yeah. I don't understand how parents can lie to their kids about who they, my sister, that happened to my sister. Remember like a few years ago, were you guys around for that? My older sister fucking found out that like her dad might not be her dad. Like it's just been crazy. It's really heartbreaking. Yeah. If you could find that out early and work together with the kid. Yeah. Or let your kid grow up knowing, hey, like this isn't your dad, but this is your dad.

because he's been here forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't respect parents who hide that from their kids. Absolutely not. I think it's shitty humans that do that, and it's selfish. Very selfish. It's not okay. So if you're listening to this, ma'am, I think that you and your husband should really sit down, do a DNA test, and figure some shit out before those kids get hurt even more. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you. Someone said we have to know what is the drama between Chachi and Bussie? Oh. Let me fill you in. The floor is yours. Honestly, there's no beef, but we have kind of...

My husband is the most unloyal motherfucker ever. Okay. And I'm just going to say it because he will fucking love the shit out of Chachi. Okay. Love. That's his dog. They sleep together every night. They cuddle up. He gets a kick out of getting Chachi cuddles away from me. Like he loves that dog. He loves Chachi more than anything in this world.

And then I bought Bussy for him because Jay has never bonded with an animal. Like I got him Studio Cat. He didn't bond with Studio Cat. But Chachi was originally supposed to be Jay's, did not bond with Jay, bonded with me. Villain was supposed to be for me, bonded with Bug. Like, you know, we let dogs naturally bond to who they want to. And nobody's ever, none of the animals have ever bonded with Jay.

Bussy comes along and these two motherfuckers bonded. And that's exactly what I wanted. They love each other. He loves Bussy, whatever. But he tries to like treat Chachi like shit when Bussy's around. And I'm like, no, sir, just because you got a new car model doesn't mean that you treat the old one like a fucking jalopy. You know what I'm saying? Like treat them equal and love. Yes, you can love your dog more because I love Chachi way more than Bussy. But it's like,

Don't be rude. So that kind of started the beef between Chachi and Bussie, but it's all fun and games. Like we genuinely love. Natalie thinks Bussie's more famous.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And it's like, it's so funny because Chachi, I can literally, one video of Chachi pulls in millions of views. I've never seen one Bussie video ever bring in. I've never seen one I'm here for Bussie shirt. Never. Ever. Nope. Yeah. And just because you guys heard that doesn't mean you guys start fucking making a movie. No, no. All right. You show up with an I love Bussie shirt at the concerts. I'm kicked out. We're getting. Yeah.

We're going to give you an I love Chachi shirt. I love that Haley immediately resorted to violence. You get kicked out. But no, there's really not any beef. It's just me busting my husband's balls because I'm trying to teach him how to be loyal to the animals. You know? I like it.

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Confess. Oh, boy. When I was a teen, there was a really hot cop that worked on the force in our town. Like, he was really hot. He used to hit on me all the time. So one night, I was out for a walk, and he drives by and asks me to meet him at the park. Remember, she said she was a teen, guys. Oh, yeah. So I... He's probably married. Yep. So I go and meet him, and there's a huge parking lot.

behind the park that's dark anyways we end up banging in the back of his cop car hadn't thought about that in a long time he later ended up getting fired for trading sexual favors with girls you're i mean i'm not shocked i know i feel like that happens all the time and i don't want to talk shit about law enforcement just because of how i grew up in the streets and how i was raised were raised to say we don't talk to police and stuff like that you know but

In the end, when you're in trouble and you need some shit goes down, who do you call? You call the police. Yeah. And you don't want to think of these people that are supposed to be upholding citizens as being fucking slime balls. I feel like there's slime balls in every community. Every community. That is not a one type of thing. There is a bad person no matter where you go. Yeah, for sure. And what he did was wrong. And I hope that he fucking is. I hope they try.

I hope he's impotent for the rest of his life. Yeah, because she was a fucking teenager, dude. She was a teenager, bro. And I'm assuming an underage teenager. Yeah. That is crazy. Especially if you're walking, you probably don't have a car. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oof. God, even worse. Yeah. Fuck that guy. Anyone has headsets at a park? And if there's any young girls listening to this, I just want to tell you something.

First of all, what that dude did could technically be considered sexual assault. Yes. Secondly...

If an older man who's way old, if you're 14 and there's a 34 year old man hitting on you, even a 24 year old man hitting on you, it's not cute. No. And I know in that moment you're going to be like, Oh my God, an older guy thinks I'm hot. There's something wrong with him, baby. Yeah. There's something wrong with him if he is interested in you and that's not a diss to you. I just want you to look for those red flags and know, you know what? When he said there's not something right with this, maybe I need to just,

And you're not the only one. Yeah. I was going to say when I was a kid, like I even can admit, like I thought grooming was like, oh, it's because I'm mature. Right. Like my sister's 18, 19 year old friends were hitting on me and I'm like 13, 14 years old. Yeah. And then I look back now and I'm like, if someone did that to my daughter, I would physically fight them. Yeah.

No, I get it. And, you know, back in the day when I was younger, I fucking, you know, always dated older dudes. That was like my thing. And now if a 22 year old or a 21 year old even looks at Bailey, I fucking run them off. I've just straight up called dudes. I've been like, what the fuck are you doing hanging out with my daughter? If I ever see you around my kid again, there's going to be fucking problems. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Because they know they're wrong. Yeah. Yeah.

What are you doing? Yeah, it's disgusting. I don't care if you're 20 years old. You don't need to be fucking hanging out. And it's like, it sucks because when you get older...

You know, there's a 16 to 20 is a four, four year age gap. There's a five year age gap between Jay and I, you know what I'm saying? But save that for when you're older. Okay. If you're 21 and he's fucking 25, cool. Have at it. You know what I'm saying? But while you're in that little in between stage, no, there's just a huge difference mentally. Yeah. So, and we're not here to, you know, harp on you guys because I know everybody's got to live their life and learn their lessons on their own. But yeah.

you know, hopefully I, I wish I had somebody to tell me that when I was younger that understood and didn't like try to, you know, like I had my stepmom, but she was so abusive about everything that she said that I didn't listen to her. So it may push me into older dudes arms even more because I was like, Oh, she doesn't want me to do this. Fuck her. You know, because of how she said it. So hopefully you just listen to me, Mimi and Haley and you know, we're like your big sisters. Yeah. Okay.

All right, next question. You've said before that your hair has been fried off twice this year. What happened? What products are you using now to get the health back? What type of extensions do you use? I ask all of this because I don't have good hair and would love any tips or tricks. Well, let me tell you guys, I have been trying to go darker blonde all year. Literally, I tried to get away from being platinum blonde. I was like, I don't want to fry my hair anymore, whatever. I've been trying to go darker blonde.

Each time I tried to go dark or blonde, my fucking hair fried off. It was almost like if I fucking would have just kept bleaching my hair, my hair would have never fucking fried off. It was like my hair is like rejecting the color. So my hair fried off twice. I'm not going to say who did it, but...

The products that have been saving my life, saving my fucking life. And I use them every day, every single day. Are those K K 18 products, uh, the oil. And then what's the one that you have to rub together? The leave-in hair repair thing. And then pros P R O S E. I'm not sponsored by them, but pros shampoo and conditioner, um,

Holy shit. Lifesavers. It's been what? Since the last time I fried my hair off in January and then I fried it off again in fucking what? July, May. Was it May? Yeah. So June, July, August, September, October, November. It's been six months. My hair has grown so much. Yeah. I mean, it's still got a long way to go. I think by next July I'll be good. But yeah,

Yeah, it's it's K-18 is a miracle, bro. I don't know. Everyone always says Olaplex. I feel like I'm not throwing shade, not throwing shade. I feel like Olaplex overly like correct. Yes. Thank you. It overcorrects the hair so far that it actually causes more damage and

because the hair is already so brittle. Like the hair is already so weak that these people are trying to put it on. And you can actually over-protonize your hair. So like protein is really good for your hair. You can actually give it too much, which can cause damage. So you can cause your hair to fall out. And I'm not saying this is legit. I do. I'm just not a fan of Olaplex. I do like B3s and K18s. They work on a different level because...

Olaplex works on a molecular level while K-18 works on like more of your peptides. And I feel like you get better results with K-18. Yeah. I love K-18. Olaplex has always dried my hair out really bad. And then I was also using that Revlon shit that everybody fucking recommended on TikTok. Oh.

That's when my hair fried. No, wait. Was it Redken? Redken, yeah, yeah, yeah. Redken. You were using the Redken one. Redken, yeah. I don't like that either. Yeah. It dried my hair out. Like, I was using Proz for so long, and then I switched over to Redken, and my hair instantly was like straw, dude. It was so bad. It was just a whole chemical concoction, and also...

Like my hair last year was so luxurious and long and so pretty. Like if you guys go look back, it looked so good. It was the best it's ever been in a long time. I got super sick right when I found out that my dad was sick. And I was sick for probably like five months. And I'm talking like hacking up like

balls of loogies just coming out of my throat. It was so bad. It wasn't COVID, but I don't know what it was. My hair was falling out by handfuls. Like I would go like this. And nothing had changed. Yeah. You weren't using different products during that time. It was just in between that. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know if like a chemical something happened in my body, whatever, but we're on the up and up. My hair is growing out and I promise you guys, I will tell you what I use.

K 18 all day, baby. And what kind of extensions do I have in? I don't know what she uses on you. I don't know. I forget. I don't know. We used to for like years and years and years. You've always used Bellamy or Donna Bella. Yeah. But I don't know what the current ones are. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what the current ones are. And I love clip ins. I'm,

only wearing tape in extensions right now until the rest of my hair grows out and then once again I'll take them out because I don't like having a full head of extensions in. Clip ins are so nice. I love it. I love being able to take my hair out and just put my hair up. All your clip ins are your Bellamy's and like they're so nice to be able to just like throw in a bag and just like alright now the hair is free. Yeah yeah yeah I love it and I can do my little two thing with two buns that I always do. My little space buns ladies.

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Oh, God, you guys don't want to see that. I feel like my husband, when people are like, are you going to come out of retirement to rap? I'm like, you don't want to see me in fucking lingerie again. We haven't done a calendar yet.

I haven't done a lingerie shoot. Oh, yeah. You're clothed now. Do you guys love... Okay, listen. If you guys have been a longtime follower, you guys have seen the transition. I literally went one day. I told Mimi, I was like, I'm going to change my image. I went from posting lingerie pictures every fucking day to literally just changing my brand. Yes. It's so crazy. You're clothed in videos now. Yeah. I used to oil you up for everything.

Every day glitter. Remember that one time that she brought a can of Pam and you sprayed her down with Pam? Them cheeks were glistening like a Thanksgiving turkey on Thanksgiving day.

so good it was a nice time for me so if we want to do that again i know we'll do it let's do another shoot i mean i'm always down to shoot in lingerie i just feel like nobody wants to see that anymore i just feel like if i'm gonna shoot in lingerie like shoot me for fucking playboy put me in playboy and let me do a whole fucking you know or something i that too but i also feel like playboy is like not what it used to be i feel like if you're gonna do it you find like a

What's like a big time opportunity that would shoot you in lingerie? Vogue or something? I mean, in a sense, like if it was like classy lingerie, probably not the lingerie you used to wear, like that string thing.

I looked at some of your pictures the other day. I think I was trying to go back and find that motorcycle picture we were talking about. I was scrolling back and I was like, how did we get away with this on Instagram? It would just be like a string. Literally. We were doing shit on Instagram before people were doing it. I don't know how we got away with it. Me either. Even the Harley Quinn picture I posted today, my legs are kind of open. And I was just like, you know, do I want to post this? You know?

I was a little, look, my legs are clenched while I'm talking about it. I was just like, Ooh, I had to clutch my pearls. What has happened? I know. It's crazy. But fucking two years ago, I'd have fucking been busted. It wide. It would have looked like a gynecologist exam on Instagram. Yeah. That one time we put you in that cake.

remember oh i love that that's a good rubbed icing on your nipples uh no the other cake that was frozen and we had pammed her butt and then she sat in it and it was frozen it was frozen and i slid off the cake dude two bunches slid down a frozen cake god that's what you're talking about though that was a good one we got kicked out of that place yeah nice

We've got kicked out of a few places for photographing me naked. But listen, I love showing my body off. Do not get me wrong. I just now have a country superstar husband who... I married a rapper, guys. I say it all the time. It would be fitting for a rapper's wife to be in lingerie all the time. But I have all these hot chicks and country music that are beautiful and clothes. How hot is Lainey? She walked in last night. I was like, come on. I was just...

She walked past me. She's so beautiful. So it's like, I feel like I'm a part of their tribe now. Like I've just kind of inserted myself in it. I don't know if you guys have accepted me or not. Just want to let you guys know. I feel like we're all homies. Um, but it's like, you know, I can't be the only naked one in there. Just like, Oh, but one of these ducks is doing its own thing. You know, just like, like everybody's so prim and proper and beautiful. And then there's me just fucking the whore, the town tramp. Just like, yeah.

That was so good. You know what I'm saying? Like, so, yeah. So, yeah. Whatever the question was. We might, maybe, I don't know. Let's see. An all-clothes calendar. Oh, like in a business suit?

You know, just like, yeah, bro. I don't know. We'll see. Maybe. I don't know. If you guys wanted one bad enough, I would do it. I would definitely do it. Or even a Chachi calendar. No. Oh my goodness. It's better over here.

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Yeah, we got new merch coming out, baby. So we have a few things that are going to be happening over on Patreon that are going to be happening for everybody. We'll make those announcements over there because, you know, the new year's coming. So we, of course, want to pump out way more content, which we're going to be doing now that we have this whole fucking studio here.

Boy, let me tell you, we've got the BunnyXO show. We have Meet the D-Fords. We have Ask, Tell, Confess. Poppaganda. Poppaganda. We have the Dumb Blonde podcast. We're going to be starting a true crime podcast in 2025. I'm not going to announce when. You will only know when the podcast is out when I drop the first episode. And it's going to be fire. We're going to be building my YouTube back up. You got your cooking show? We got a cooking show coming up. I mean, we have so much stuff that we're going to be doing on Patreon. So, I mean...

You're stoked for the cookie show? I love cookies. Yay. Yeah. So we're ready to get to it, dude. 2025 is just all about bringing content for you guys and just turning up. I mean, we are really the hardest workers in the room. I don't see anybody making half the shit that we do and doing half the stuff we do. We scroll through some people's Patreons and we're like, they only got that?

Yeah. I'm like, how? Yeah, it's crazy. I could never just, and this is not me knocking anybody. Everybody's hustle is their own, but I would feel bad only doing a half hour extended podcast each week for people. I feel like I owe them more than that. I don't know. I just, I value a dollar because I've had to fucking, um,

suck wieners for money so it's like I totally understand you know $22 a month is a lot to some people and it's like I want to be able to freaking entertain you guys and you know I just appreciate you guys so much so saying that much we have new merch coming whole new merch site whole new merch site coming we got Chachi is gonna have his own merch that sweet little boy I so excited

He loves it. I feel like you miss him. I do. I know. I wish he was right here next to me. And you guys want to know what? I have gum that has been underneath my desk. Just fucking chilling. My knee keeps getting stuck on my fucking desk.

desk dude because one time i must have put i hope this is me that put this under here because if not i'm touching somebody else's gum but nobody else sits here yeah yeah so anyways but yeah the old desk when we flipped it over we did and it was just gum lying across the bottom of your old desk because i'll be like in the middle of a podcast and like i don't want to be like you know whenever gum starts getting hard so i'll just put it under the desk and then i forget about it because i think i'm gonna grab it later and then i forget you were

never gonna never gonna grab it i mean the intention was there all right we got any more questions oh wait i like this one really quick let's do this one really quick

Can you try this idea for a show? The Bunny Sex Show. Remember in middle school watching Loveline, The Sunday Sex Show, and Dr. Ruth? I had no idea what they were talking about then. Now I have all the questions, and there isn't any shows like that anymore. I remember Bunny saying she knew how to squirt and Mimi giving tips on positioning for fluffy girls.

That OBGYN you had on the show could help. Doesn't she owe you for doing those pelvic exams for her? LOL. And then somebody else said, love, love, love this one. I hope she sees it. I mean, I would do it. Have people call in and ask questions. Let's do it. We could do it on YouTube too. That would be a good YouTube. The bunny hotline. Yeah. The bunny sex show. But like instead of bunny XO, bunny sex O or something like that. Bunny sex O. Yeah. And like O-H, like O. Oh.

Bunny sex. Oh, let's do it. I'm down. I'm totally down. Listen, we had a creative meeting the other day, but we're going to sit down and have another one and we'll just start planning shit out. That's such a good idea. We'll have fun. You guys just watch that whole show get created right now. Right here. That's how shit happens though. Yeah. And like you guys have put us in a position to where I

I own my own production company. So everything that we do and that we put out is under dumb blonde productions. So literally you guys dream it. We can do it. Just tell us what you want. It's as simple as that. And I love that idea. We've actually talked about something like that for a really long time. It's Dr. Ruth. I love her and rest. God rest her soul. She just passed away. No, I would love to be like Dr. What an OG. I don't know.

Gangster. She paved the way. Yes. Did you just say you don't know who that is? You never saw that woman late night pick up that phone? Is she Dr. Ruth? She took her in the accent. Yeah, it's like crazy. She's awesome. She never aged because she was old 20 years ago. It was crazy. She would bring out props like a banana and just teach you how to put a condom on a banana. I guess we had different channels in the Midwest.

Well, you're also a different generation too. I don't know how because you guys are so close in age, but Mimi knows so much more. I'm closer to you. Yeah? I feel like even though we're further in age, like I might... We got more gen Z. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. What was your favorite boy band? One Direction. Ugh. Mine was...

What was yours? NKOTB. Oh, mine was NSYNC. Oh, New Kids on the Block. Sorry. Yes. I'm like, how could you not know? Mimi said, she was so. Jason, I hope you see that. Mimi was like, sorry. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode. We will see you guys next week. Bye. Bye.