Ask, Tell, Confess: Red Flags & Naked Horse Washing
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What's up, guys? Welcome to another Ask, Tell, Confess. We are here in the house, baby, wearing the same thing that I had on in the podcast because we're shooting all this content before we leave for tour. So, guys, we don't have a new outfit on. I got my trusty steeds here, Tashrama.

Haley. Well, we got to get Tasha talking more on this microphone. I'll get used to it. Pulling closer to you so you don't have to lean forward. There you go. And then Memer Lou in the house with her measles and mumps on her face. In her house. In her house because she is quarantine cuisine right now, baby. Stay away from us.

So as always, you guys, if you're a part of my Patreon, you get to be on air with us. And we do this thing called Ask, Tell, Confess every week. And we get to read your stuff on air. So we'll just dive right into it. We've got some good ones today. Addison wants to know,

What is your favorite Zodiac signs and what is their biggest red flags? What is my favorite Zodiac sign? I would probably say, I mean, I think we're all going to choose our own. Yep. I feel like I love Aquarius. I love Sagittarius. I love Leo and I love Taurus. So it's like, what would you guys say my biggest red flags are? Be honest. Now's the time. I'm thinking.

According to the internet, I've got a ton of them. Yeah. And you guys have been working with me for years. Tasha, you've known me for 30 years. Come on. Mimi, give me one. I know you got one. I'm thinking. Okay. Well, I'll tell you guys what your red flags are. Oh, gee. I already know mine. I already know it. Can't communicate. Let's go. Okay. So Mimi's red flag for me would be that she doesn't

how do I word this? She she'll look at negative before positive. And I always have to tell her, you know, yeah, I always have to tell her like, no, like it's she'll, she's worst case scenario. Like it, not even negative. It's more like, she's just, it's worst case scenario no matter what, you know? And I'm always like, no, you're going to be good. Yeah. Your arm's not going to fall off. I promise. You know, like I think that's me and his biggest red flag to me. Hey,

Haley, your biggest red flag to me is that you don't believe in yourself enough. Like you are like your biggest, like you could fucking conquer the world if you wanted to. I overthink a lot. Exactly. Yeah. Like that for sure. Tasha, biggest red flag. My little Leo. I'm trying to think. That one's hard. Cause I don't know. Like, let me think. Oh, there's some. What do you think? What do you think yours is? I let things get to me.

Yeah. It gets in my head and, you know, I need to stop doing that. Yeah. You know? I could see that for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. Yeah. I probably agree with that one. You just get too emotional. You let the weird shit get you all emotional. All right. Give it to me, guys. What's my red flag now that I gave you guys yours? All right. You're dying every week of a new medical condition. I am. I am. I have a headache right now. That's what I was going to say. The only thing. Yes.

You look it up, you give it a goog and you're like, I'm dying. It's the goog. Don't google symptoms, okay? Do not fucking google symptoms. If you, or don't ask the internet. I have learned not to ask the fucking internet. Like, hey guys, I got diagnosed with this. How do you feel? Oh, well, my cousin's brother died from this and I'm just like, oh fuck, son of a bitch. Yeah, no, I am a hypochondriac like a motherfucker. That is my biggest red flag.

Medical anxiety is a real thing, though. Oh, it's for real. I wouldn't say that's a red flag, though. That's just personality chart. Yeah, I think that's all of us. It's a red flag for me because when I'm around her, it ignites mine. And then I'm really crazy. No, I know. I'm like, do we all have brain tumors right now? Yeah.

Yep. All right. So now that we all know our red flags, what are your favorite Zodiac signs? Taurus. Yeah. Yeah. Memes. Um, I really like Aquarius and Aries. Yay. That's me. I like a good cancer too. I love cancers and Capricorns. I don't like cancer men. Cancer men are- Oh, talk about women. Yeah. Okay. Cancer men are so dark and moody. Remember who was a cancer man? Derelict. Oh, Derelict.

Derelict. Yeah, I didn't like him, but my dad's a Cancer. I get along with him. Oh, we love Maury. When's Maury's birthday? It's the 28th of July. Of July. Or wait, I'm sorry, June. Sorry, my bad. Sorry, Dad. I was like, he's a fucking Leo then. Is that a Cancer? June 28th. Cancer? Yeah. Cancer. I feel like June Cancers are different than July Cancers. Yeah, because he was nothing like Derelict. No, Derelict was just emo. Yes. I like Scorpio men. Scorpio men are sexual AF, and they're secretive.

and sexual. I have a Scorpio midheaven. I'm a Scorpio male. That's how I identify as a Scorpio male. I identify as a Scorpion male.

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All right. Moving on to the next question. Confess. I was writing. This is Tressie. What a cute name. Tressie.

confess i was riding a roller coaster at six flags and my whole titty came out of my shirt and bra right when the camera took the picture can we see this picture listen that is a fucking that's a moment in time like the universe wanted that to happen the universe was like these titties are so nice we need them on camera that's amazing i need picture proof i need the picture i would celebrate

Yeah. Can we see that picture? Tessie sent it to us on Patreon. I don't know if you guys are allowed to send nudes on Patreon. I'm not. Yes, actually you can send nudes because I've been poked in my eye from dick pics. Oh my God. Yeah. No, it's hilarious. Captain Hook came out to play. Somebody said, would you do a cooking show for Patreon? Like your trap house cornbread? Absolutely. Which we might try to start filming it on tour. Um,

I want to do a cooking show. That's why we had the whole kitchen remodeled here. And I want to call it food porn because I think it would just be fun. But there's nothing pornographic about it except for how sexy the food will be. And just bring on guests like Chelsea Lynn. Have her come make her white trash nachos. If you guys have a favorite recipe, teach the people at home this favorite recipe. I just think it would be fun. And I love cooking. So I think definitely on tour we're going to be...

Your crockpot meals go hard. Let's fucking go, baby. I'm so ready. I love them. I can't wait for a crockpot meal. Besides that lemon one. Listen, I had to really work my ass off on that. Not that one. I did this fucking, it was marry me chicken, but I tried to do it with healthy ingredients. So I had to replace everything and it was gritty and runny and just did not turn out good. It was, it was. Oh my God. Haley takes like two bites of it. Just puts it in the trash.

Haley tried. Haley is so picky too. So I know when she doesn't like a meal, I really fucked up because you know, Haley loves my food. So if she doesn't like something I cook, then I know it was not good. There's that one thing you made. It was like garlic, creamy, cheesy potatoes. I don't know, but it was the best thing I've ever put in my mouth. Parmesan. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that was bomb. I think it was a little too spicy. It had too much of a kick though. I didn't love it.

I think I would love it more if it didn't have so much of a fucking spice. What do we got here? What else? What else? Chachi's over here fucking sawing logs, man. Bunny, Jenny's asking, do you get mad if Bussie gets more attention than Chachi? The answer is yes, I do. Because, and I'm going to tell you why. Do I really get mad? No. But,

My husband is so unloyal. Okay. Chachi is his dog. Chachi, he got Chachi for himself. And I just so happened to bond with Chachi and Chachi became my dog. But every night this man will cuddle up with Chachi. He loves on Chachi. He takes pride and joy out of stealing cuddles away from me from Chachi.

And when he goes and he puts Bussie and Dunkin' Donuts commercials over Chachi, who is a known star of the family and definitely has way more talent, has a good head on a great Instagram page, a great Instagram page that a fan runs. And we'd love that person for doing that. You look at Bussie and there's not the lights are on, but nobody's home.

You know that not the sharpest crayon in the box. You know, that dude is a few grapes short of a fruit salad. All right. The dude doesn't know where he's at, what he's doing. He's like perma fried. Okay. Like I think one of the boys on tour might have given him acid. I'm just kidding. But he seems like it though. Right? Like he's just not all there. Whereas Chachi is like made for TV.

Let's talk about our favorite fall scents. I love marshmallows. I love the smell of s'mores. I love the smell of dark chocolate. I love the smell of rain on a dreary autumn night. Not a pumpkin spice latte fan though. Sorry, ladies.

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My husband has not bonded to any animals that we've ever had. And with Bussy, he fucking loves that dog, dude. I'm talking like loves that dog. Bussy got out the other night and I've never seen my husband so stressed out. And I was just like, this is fucking disgusting. Like I found him. Remember how you found him? Yeah. Tell how you found him though. So funny.

Bussy gets out. We live on fucking 10 acres. Bussy gets out, okay, because that's his new thing. He's just, the dog is just so stupid. By the way, I would like to add that Bussy has been to finishing school twice. He has gone to training school twice, and that dog doesn't know one freaking command. Nope.

Chachi has never been to training school and is the most perfect dog ever. People are just like, has this, why is he so perfect? Anyways, enough about my dog. Bussy got, Bussy got out.

We're Bailey's on the golf cart. Haley's are Bailey. Sorry. Kayla is in her truck circling the, the neighborhood. And, you know, I go out walking on the gravel road and I'm just like, if I was a dog, where would I go? You know? And if I was as dumb as Bussy, where would I go? And we have these woods behind our house that go to another towards another house of this family that has like donkeys and stuff. Um,

And I'm like, you know what? I'm going to just go up there one more time and look. So I put Chachi in the car. I drive with the windows down and I'm like, bussy. And I hear, and I'm like, I'm like,

This dog is not smart enough to tell me that he's out in the field somewhere, right? So I parked the car and I'm just like, I'm looking around and I go, Bussy! And I hear, Ruff! And I'm like, this motherfucker! And I'm like, Bussy! And I look out my passenger window and here he comes. He is just like, the look on his face, he's like, Mom! Mom!

Like he was so scared that he was like, had ventured out and I just picked him up. I was like, you fucking dumb ass. Put him in the car, get him home. Jay sees Bussie and he just fucking takes his face and just goes,

It was like such a dramatic moment. I said, get the fuck out of here. I said, we're not rewarding him for his bad fucking behavior. You don't love on a dog when he runs away, dude. Like, fuck that. He's never going to learn. I'm like, I'm breaking up this fucking love fest. Get this damn dog out of my truck. So yeah, that's Bussy. All right. And I love him. He's my son. So of course I have to love him. He's the youngest out of the crew, but he's just stupid.

He really is. He's just a fucking dumb dog. Like, just no brain cells. I don't know if that's how hounds are. Is that how Basset hounds are? I thought Basset hounds were supposed to be smart as fuck. Yeah, well, we got the creme de la creme, alright? Where'd you find him? He went to Ding Dong University. Vegas. Bessie is a Vegas dog, by the way. Yeah, I got him in Vegas for Jay. He's a strip mall dog.

Oh, that says a lot. Okay. Lori. Lori has a tell and it's a long one. So get ready guys. Tell all in one day of being a director at a home health care facility. I had a nurse call me to let me know she was running behind because she shit all over her bathroom doorknob. Oh, how does that happen? Was she a cat? Was she back in that direction? Yeah, were you a

Doing stuff with the doorknob? I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea. Two, I had a nurse calling as she was running from a home where a guy was watching porn with his ding-a-ling in one hand and the Bible in the other. No.

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Lord, what a day. And number four, a nurse told everyone she didn't need a stethoscope because she could just hear the blood pressure. She said, yeah, no longer employed, but most likely still smoking or drinking whatever substances makes her think she can just hear blood pressure. I have so many stories. Never a dull moment. I had a, I had an orthodontist one time who doctor I've talked about him.

I know about him. I've talked to him on the podcast. I can't take that word serious. About him on the podcast. And he used to be in my mouth and he would be like, your blood smells so fresh and young. Is he a vampire? Yeah.

No, he's I don't even know if he's still alive anymore. I think I don't know. We need to give it a go. But he was crazy. How old he is. He used to tell me about fucking how he would literally be working in my mouth and would tell me about how he would be washing his horses naked naked.

And like, it was crazy. It was wild. Yeah. People are wild. Well, you're not just going to skip over that. Yeah. You can't. Yeah. What? Yeah. It was crazy. And then he bought the house next door to his practice. And this is how you can Google it. It's true. He bought the door next. He bought the house next door to his practice and he would throw rocks everywhere.

When boys would pass by that would say, hey, do you want to come inside and play? And like weird stuff. Like trying to lure like underage boys into his house. Yeah. And this man was all up in my mouth. What the fuck? Yeah. Was he ever like arrested? Did he get arrested? He got in trouble for something. Let me see. He did. I remember hearing the story. I swear. I was living it. I fucking he was my...

No wonder you have freaking anxiety about teeth. I wonder if he's the one that drugged men and took them home. Oh, God. I hope. I don't know. I know I heard that. I hope that wasn't him. I don't know why I'm thinking it's Dr. I could be tripping. Vegas arrested. Let me see. Vegas doctor. Nope, this is the wrong one.

Damn, it seems like the Internet's been scrubbed of this story. I thought, man, that was Alyssa's guy. That's when I heard the story. Yeah. No, fuck. I wonder if he did anything to her. Yeah. I never went under around. Yes. I was like, I literally had him rip my wisdom teeth out fully awake. Thank God. Remember, he gave me a black eye. I had a black eye. We were hanging out. Yeah. Where were we? We lived together.

Where do we go with your black eye, though? We went somewhere. Everywhere. We went to fucking Extreme Fest. We went to the pool and swam. That was the first time I ever took Percolades and got Percolated. Oh, that was great. That was a great time. That was when I fell in love with Lortabs and pain pills.

Yeah. I'm going to have to, he's had the internet scrubbed of that. That's fucking crazy. So yeah. Well, I'm sorry to bring up bad times. All right. Well, you guys, if you guys want to be a part of ask, tell, can fan, all you have to do is send in your questions on the post on Patreon. You have to be a member of Patreon in order to have your stories read or ask questions and stuff like that. Um,

So yeah, head on over to Patreon. We have made it over 200,000 members. I mean, where are we at right now, memes? How many do we have? Hold on. I'm going to look right now. We're at 202,000 members, bro. Like that's crazy. 202,350, no 857, 202,857 members. All of you guys. I love you so much and we'll see you guys next week. Bye.

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But you want to know what's not on this list? B.O. Let's face it, summer isn't the only time we get body odor. We can get just as smelly under our favorite fall sweaters. That's why I'm excited to tell you about Lume's Whole Body Deodorant for pits, privates, and beyond. As a special offer, new customers get 15% off all Lume products with our exclusive code. Use code BUNNIEXO, B-U-N-N-I-E-X-O, baby.

at LumeDeodorant.com. That's L-U-M-E-D-E-O-D-O-R-A-N-T.com. You guys already know I've been preaching to you for months now. I absolutely love Lume products. And now that I'm on tour under pressure 24-7, what do I got with me? A whole case full of Lume. You bet your buttons. Lume's starter pack is perfect for new customers. It comes with a solid stick deodorant,

Cream tube deodorant, two free products of your choice like mini body wash and deodorant wipes and free shipping. As a special offer for listeners, new customers get 15% off all Lumi products with our exclusive code. And if you combine the 15% off with the already discounted starter pack, that equals over 40% off their starter pack.

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