75: Dumb Blonde - Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
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What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome back to another episode of Dumb Blonde Unrated. Hi. I'm back. Okay, so for the next segment of the show, we are going to do Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? Literally, we just thought of this fucking two minutes when we walked in here. And the whole point of the thing is just to get motherfucking naked because, I mean, who doesn't want to get naked? And then we'll go into the do's and don'ts of dating. Yeah.

All right. Are you smarter than a fifth grader, Moski? Are you ready? I'm ready. All right. Let's do this. Mimi, what do you got for us? You want to come sit on the couch memes or you want to stay behind the scenes? You look really cute today. I feel like everybody needs to see the memes. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Where the fuck is the ASMR stripper? Oh, man, we got to get her on here. Dude, I'm ready. Let's fucking let's turn up. This is grade one.

Well, you might be able to get some of these. We'll work our way up. Which month comes after August? September. September. Yeah. Wait, do we have to? Yeah, just try to spit it off. You got it. What is the number 10 written in Roman numerals? Roman numerals. Roman numerals. Mimi, are you smarter than a first grader? Is it a one and a no? I know what it is.

10? It's not one and a V, right? No. Is it? Is that your final answer? One and a V. It's a V and an I, isn't it? Or an X.

we'll choose x yeah it's right it's an x because you do you know the no but do you but do you know the only reason why i know that is because of frankie my ex frankie he was at the eighth and he had v i i i after his thing and then so yeah it goes into x all right well we will get we'll let you pass with that one thank you because how many years are in a century oh fuck a hundred

Take some off, Momo. Does the shoes count? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah. It'll just make it longer, but come on. You're going to get naked anyways. And the necklace doesn't count, okay? It's staying on. That just doesn't come off. All right. Well, socks are coming too then. Oh my God. Here we go. All right. What's the largest continent on Earth? Take a guess, Momo. I don't know. I do. I do. I think I do. What is it? Largest continent on Earth.

Dawn, do you know what it is? No, Dawn can't help you. Talk in the microphone. Put it towards your mouth more. There you go. Just take a gander. Cotton is... It's Africa. Oh, seven cotton is Asia. Take it off. No, you motherfuckers already see me naked. Everybody wants to see you naked. They haven't seen me naked.

I got it wrong, so you got to take it off. I always do that. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off. Yeah, baby. All right, what's next? How many letters are in the English alphabet? I know. Let me not spout that out, though, because I could be wrong. Twenty-six.

Fuck you. She's right. What? She can see your damn answers. No, I can't actually. There's like multiple choices. Oh, okay. Yeah. She can still see the multiple choices. Oh, calm down over there. Which force keeps you down on Earth? Oh. No. Hold on. Gravity?

Lift shoe. Wait. I gotta think about this. Where's Bailey? She was doing science. Listen, Bailey is smart. Bailey will never have to take her clothes off for a living because the kid's actually smart. Okay.

You said it right the first time. Gravity? Yes. I always double question myself. Even in school, I would be like, no, that's not it. You did good. I'll talk myself out of it. We'll give it to her. Which one of these words is a noun? Cat, yellow, eight, big. Cat, yellow, eight, big. Yay. You are kind of smart, Mo. Hey.

In our solar system, which planet is furthest from the sun? Wait, that doesn't count because isn't Pluto not a planet anymore? It is, but yes. They took that one out. Yeah. So what's like before that? Uranus? It was Pluto, right? Yeah, Pluto. Pluto is furthest from the sun. Neither of those are in action. Oh, really? So Mars, Saturn, Venus, or Neptune? Venus. Neptune. Oh, okay.

Which one should we choose? Venus or Neptune? Don't go with me. I'm guessing. Let's try Venus. It was Neptune. Yay! All right, you got to remove some, Mo. Look at Tatch. Tatch is like, toots.

Here I come. What is wrong? Why are you being so weird? It's the dick. It makes him weird. Something about that dick he gets really upset about. All right, Mo, what are you taking off next? Well, I only got pants. Well, if you're taking off your pants, face your ass towards the camera, please. And bend over ever so beautifully. You got a nice shitter on that critter. Let them all see what they're missing out on, OnlyFans. No, no, no. Just topless.

yay mo don't think i've ever seen your pop mo uh don can we insert music every time she gets naked get it girl bend over bitch show them the hole there we go yay this is great i'm so happy we're not on i'm so happy we're not on youtube anymore she does have

does have a shitter on that. She's got a nice little shitter, man. Chacha creeping me out, dude. He's like all up in your business. He's fucking ready. All right. So who was the first person to step foot on the moon? Oh, I know. I remember. What is his name? Take a guess, Mo. What are my options? Alan Shepard, John Glenn, Buzz Aldrin, or Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong. Yay! Momo got it right. I knew that one. I was like, I know this, but

I almost said, I almost, I knew it was Neil Armstrong, but I almost said Buzz Lightyear. From Toy Story. All right. What's next? One of the last couple of questions. All right. I mean, all she's got to do is take her bra off and we're ready to roll. How many angles does a square have? Angles. Yay. Good job, Mo. You're kind of fucking smart, man. What is Europe? Country.

No. Do you know? Continent? Yeah. Take your top off, bitch. Take your top off. No, this is it. Here we go. Throw it so it lands on Dawn, too. Oh, Dawn, now that dumb blonde's turned up, it's going to be a lot of nudity. Yeah, baby. That's what I'm talking about. Look, Tachi's like, I want it with my teeth.

All right, Mo. Well, you are kind of smarter than a fifth grader. Yes. You really are. I'm book smart, not street smart. No, street smart. Okay, stop talking. I'm going to shut up. All right, guys. Now that we know that Monica is halfway smarter than a fifth grader, if you guys want to continue to see the rest of this episode, tune in next week where we talk about relationship do's and don'ts for guys and girls. I'll see you guys next week. Bye.