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What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. Hey, man. Hey. You interrupted my fucking intro. Momo is in the house, my best friend of... We don't even know how long. How long has it been? We argue about this every time. I know. It's somewhere between 13 and 20 years. We'll go with 20. Sounds good. We'll figure it out during this podcast how long we have been friends. We'll actually do the math and we'll let you guys know. But Momo...

Momo's here. I'm so happy to have you here. And you're here like full time now. I'm full time. Moved in and everything. You're my assistant. Yep. Your fucking sister wife number two. I'm here. Jay has two wives. Lucky him.

that are both obsessed with cleaning except I can't help it. I've calmed down a lot. I'm like super, super, super OCD. Um, but living with Jay and Bailey, it's like impossible. So you'll literally beat yourself up cleaning up after them every day. So now I'm just like, I'll clean up once a week and then I'll have the maids come in and clean. Like today when I get done with these podcasts, I'm going to go home, organize, clean, and then let the maids come in on Monday.

Poor momo's like how I used to be and she literally is cleaning up every day every hour can't sit down I'm like you're gonna drive yourself crazy. I'm like you've got to sit down Yeah, and fucking Jay walked in the house the other day and I was like you better not get my floors dirty He's like I'll fuck my life. It's like I had one now. I've got two Um, yeah, so Halloween just fucking passed it was last night. Yeah, that was different So

For those of you who don't know, our poor little bugaluff got diagnosed with COVID-19. She has the rona. She's got the fucking rones. She's feeling good. She's not sick. She literally feels like she has a sinus infection. Other than that, she's good. She's been quarantined, though, in her wing of the house. Luckily, we are blessed to have a house that's big enough to have a wing. And she's got her own bathroom, her own room, everything. Her own dog. Yeah.

Yeah, Rona Dog. Villain is her Rona Dog. So we had to kind of cancel Halloween this year. We were going to film. We're filming for our reality show. And it actually, they had to stop filming because bug tested. So we're just, you know, we had to have a quarantine Halloween party. And the kid made fucking the biggest Halloween cake last night. This cake was so fucking big. Yeah.

That I woke up this morning and I was like, this is no carb, no sugar, November period. Like we are not fucking eating carbs or sugar the rest of this month. So I need you guys to hold me accountable for that. Chachi, where did you just come from? Did you take a big dump somewhere? Hey man, don't ignore me. Your butthole is looking real pink.

Oh, my God. The dog just he never leaves my side. So the kid made a cake. We woke up this morning. That's why I'm here in a hat and a fucking sweatshirt, because I'm just like, dude, I am so fucking just tired of wearing makeup. I did like seven different looks or eight different looks for Instagram. Yeah. And then did 12.

For the calendar we just shot, which you guys are going to be able to buy those calendars very soon. Mimi, when? In November. Oh, my gosh. Oh, this month. Yep. So a lot of fun stuff happening this November. But let's get back to Momel. Yes. What do you think about Tennessee? It's different. It sucks. Yeah. I mean, it's good for me. No, it's slow. It's good for me, too. I always talk shit about Tennessee, but I have like a love-hate relationship with it because...

It's like if I never came here, I would have not healed from a lot of shit that I needed to heal from. Hey, man, you trying to talk? You trying to talk in the microphone? I love you so much. I wouldn't have healed from a lot of shit that I really needed to heal from. But at the same time, it's like we're such fast paced people and we're used to always being on the go. We're used to that Vegas lifestyle. So, you know, as long as I can travel once a month, I'm good. That's why I'm always cleaning. What made you move out here?

I mean, you said it was time for me to go. It was time. Just being a Vegas bartender and getting into that lifestyle of going out every night till 6 in the morning, sleeping till noon. Drinking. Drinking every night. Mama has a drinking problem, but she's been sober now. I've been sober since...

What? I left Vegas back in September. Yeah. So you've been going on two months. Yeah. Yeah. I was to the point where I was waking up and taking a shot before I went to work. Oh, yeah. Chachi hates beer. We gave him beer one time and he did not like it. Yeah. So, you know, everybody's battling their demons. And, you know, I just luckily got blessed to be put in a financial situation to where I could take Momo on and, you know,

you know, bring her here. And I don't have any fucking girlfriends out here in Tennessee because it's like what I always say, like these bitches out here are fucking insane. So I'm just going to import my own, my managers from the West coast. My best friends are in the West coast. All my friends are from the West coast. The only real chick that I've actually met out here, uh,

in Nashville that I love that's actually born and bred here was Fifi King and I just love her to death man she's like the coolest bitch ever we need to get Fifi back on here I think I'm gonna have her come in probably next week maybe we could have her come on the podcast because she hasn't been on in a while now she's great dude she's fucking awesome

But yeah, I just thought it was time. I'm always just so unhappy out there in Vegas. And it's kind of like me, dude. I look back on pictures of when I was in Vegas and I look fucking five years older than I did five years ago. Just from it wears and tears on you. Just living up to that lifestyle. Yeah, no, it's crazy. It is crazy. So how did we meet, Momo? Let's fucking figure this out. We need to figure out exactly. Yeah.

I got to get out the calculator. Okay, so I met you through my ex, Chris, right? Kendra. Oh, okay. I thought it was Chris. No, you were dating Chris and I knew him through my brother. Oh, God. So for those of you who don't know, my ex, Chris, is the one that I caught watching tranny porn. Not that there's anything wrong with watching tranny porn, but when your man only gets off to tranny porn and you don't have a...

dick and fucking a six board what do they call it washboard abs and fucking big ass tits you know it's like how the fuck do you compete with that so that's chris um but i met you through kendra yeah so it's through kendra you guys were in hair school together shout out kendra we love kendra she married a hot ass firefighter and they've been together for like fucking what 15 years now or something forever crazy little boy together and she dumped her daughter

Oh, they have like that two Gemini's too. Those are the only two motherfuckers that can understand each other. We love you, Kendra. Okay. So then I, I was in beauty school with Kendra at Maranello, the hood school. Everybody on the West coast knows about old Maranello, but listen, I,

I went to beauty school. I went to three different ones, got kicked out of one because some fucking stupid bitch tried to try to try me. And I was just like, no, I'm always getting kicked out of shit for fighting. I don't know. I think people look at me and they're like, no, she's not going to pop off. And I'm like the first one to pop off. I don't know about innocent. I don't know about innocent. I just look like, I don't know. Maybe I just look like motherfuckers can try me. But anyways, uh,

I ended up spending like 40 grand on fucking schools just because I bounced around from school to school and I just get bored really easily. I literally have, what is it? I think I'm only about 800 hours short of my cosmetology license.

Well then get back on it. No fuck no. I don't know how those bitches go to school from Monday through Friday 9 to 5 and don't make a dollar. And then you know I was working at night too so I don't even know how I made it to school half the time. I would sleep like in the corner. People would be like where's fucking bunny. I was doing massage therapy school working at 7.30 in the morning till 5 at night and then going to school from 6 to 11. Don't you guys just whack people off? I wanted to. Laughing

every time somebody tells me they're a massage therapist i'm like oh i know what you do i'm like you're not a real massage therapist um okay so that means that i met you in about 2003 about 2003 yes okay so let's do the math really quick hold on

This is how fucking dumb we are. I can't do it in my head, but if we subtract 2020 from 2003. 17 years. Okay, I did that in my head. Yeah, good. You're a smart one out of this. Not really.

Really? What I want to be. Street smarts. Street smarts. 17 years you've been my friend. Yeah. You've seen a lot of shit. We've been through a lot of shit. People have a lot of questions. You want to answer some of them? Fire away. Okay. Let's go. Hold on. Let me break out the bifocals, guys. I literally came to work today with no makeup on. Like I have last night's fucking Halloween costume. I clown because I did bimbo the clown. Yeah.

And if I can, this makeup will not come off. I don't know what the fuck I put on myself. She said, let's go. No makeup, hair up. I was like, come on. We're going to scare everybody today. Was it before the French maid outfit or after? I have to judge things. That was before. After the Target show or before? Here it goes. It was after the Target show. Oh, after? Really? If you guys want to see that Target show, just, you know, go to Lincoln Bio. Swipe up. Bunny VIP on OnlyFans.

Are you ready to have sex with each other? That was like one of the most asked questions. Well, let's see.

I mean, I believe we have. Yeah, no, we've had sex a lot. Yeah, we have. I've had sex in front of Monica, literally like, hey, I got the popcorn. She like literally has sat on the bed before when I'm having sex because I'm like, don't leave. And I don't want to. Yeah, like I have severe anxiety and I don't like being alone with people. And so I'm like, don't leave. So she'll just have to sit there while I get banged out.

Sounds terrible. That's what friends are for. No, like you and I have had sex before because we have content on OnlyFans. Yeah, we have content together. Monica has an OnlyFans too. I do. Miss Monica Lee. Miss Monica Lee. Yeah, but she's in a lot of my videos too. And, you know, we bring her in with Jay and I every now and then. Little rendezvous.

A little once a month. A little once a month-er. You know, just to shoot content. And just like sometimes if we would get drunk and have fun, we would bring Monica in. When your girl says she needs space, what does she mean?

She needs space. Just give her space. Let her go to the fucking. I don't even know what that has to do with us, but I figured we'd answer it anyways. Let her do her thing. She'll come back around. Yeah. When I need space, I'm like, just leave me alone. The more you leave me alone, the more I want to come back and talk to you. The more you try to bother me when I need space, the more I'm just like, I've got to get away from this person. Go back to my hole. Yeah. Have you two ever had a huge fight with each other, but came back from it stronger than ever?

Yeah, we didn't talk. We didn't talk for like, what, a couple of years, right? A couple of years. It was because of a boy, right? Chris. Yeah. Well, yeah. I will put his name on blast. Yeah. It was because of Chris because I forget the whole situation that happened. I want to say this is when you were in that car accident. Yeah. I was supposed to go out with you that night. Yep. So May 2nd, 2018.

Fuck, I don't even remember. 2008. Yeah, I was dating Frank. Yeah, that's how we remember things. That's who we were dating. God, I was with Chris for that long? Ew. Yeah. How? We were like on the outs though. I was cheating on him that night. This is what happened, okay? Like, and I went out to go meet another boy who I had been talking to. And I think I had caught Chris like cheating or something like that. And fucking...

I was so fucked up that night. Like, I was so zannied out that I could... That was one of those, like, I was passing out and couldn't drive. And so my girlfriend, Tamara, at the time, I had her drive. I had an Escalade. This should tell you guys that I've always had fucking money. I had an Escalade EXT. The truck kind. Remember the black one with rims? And fucking...

I had Tamra drive and we came to an intersection and a lifted F two 50. A guy was super drunk. So he was having his nephew drive his F two 50. Somehow we fucking collided and my escalate actually ended up flipping. I have my face hit the windshield. I actually scorpioned my face at the windshield and my feet touched the back of my head and my neck snapped. And the entire, um,

Front? No, back. The back cab. No, it was the passenger side. I didn't have a seatbelt on, but she did. The entire passenger side that I was on got completely crushed. And somehow, I remember floating around this fucking truck. It was like slow-mo and you could play like classical music to it. And I was like, I was literally like floating around and fucking landed when it landed upside down, landed underneath her and she was hanging above me.

And even with a broken neck and like all fucked up, I was like, we've got to get the fuck out of here. Cause I remember I smelled gas and she was hanging above me cause her seatbelt was on and we were upside down and, um, I unbuckled her, she fell on me. And then I had to kick the window, the side that are, yeah, I had to kick the side window out because it was still like halfway up and

And I had to pull her out and me. And then this will show you how gangster I am. Fucking the cops showed up immediately. And I'm trying to run from them with a broken neck. And they're like chasing me down the street. And then they're like, why are you running? I'm like, I don't talk to cops. They're like, you're in shock.

as soon as they they fucking grabbed me and i don't know how fast i was running on xanax so i could have been like fucking moving like a snail for all i know yeah exactly they fucking grabbed me

set me in the stretcher and as soon as they did i just fucking passed out next thing i know i woke up in the hospital what's up guys just wanted to take a moment to tell you guys that this podcast is sponsored by adamandeve.com it's starting to get a little chilly outside so why not snuggle up to your favorite dildos that you can go and get for 50 off at adamandeve.com

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fucking neck brace on shit up my nose it was crazy but Monica was supposed to be with me that night and I think what had happened was Chris told me he slept with you or something happened it was crazy I was coming to the hospital and I couldn't get a hold of you yeah and he had your phone or somebody I don't know and I couldn't find your hotel room yeah I was at a hotel room before when that happened

Although I didn't have sex with the guy. Just so you guys know. I was just. Clarify that one. Yeah. Yeah. We didn't have sex. I couldn't find your room. And then Chris just threw up this whole lie. Yeah. Saying that he was with me. Yeah. It was crazy. And so Monica and I were friends. So it wasn't that I've never cared about the dude. Like anything. Dudes are always going to cheat. I've never cared about that. My thing is loyalty. So with Monica, I was like, dude, you're my girl. How could you do that to me? And she was just like, girl, I didn't do it. And I was just like, I was so fucked up on Xanax. I was living with her.

that guy at the time yeah I was so fucked up on Xanax and just literally just broke my neck as soon as I got home from the hospital I kicked the dude out of my house that was like when I was like this is it if I would have died I would have died fucking so unhappy so I'm changing my entire life kicked Chris out moved this motherfucker's shit out with a broken neck like I'm what's wrong with me something's wrong with me

um move this motherfucker shit out and then i just didn't talk to monica for like two years we just didn't talk we just gave yeah we just gave each other space and then um i forget how we reunited how did we uh i just got to give you guys a disclaimer we have been fucked up our entire lives this is the most sober i've ever been these past five years that i've been with jelly so to remember all these stories from when i was younger is just so hard because literally we just it's like a blur because we literally just partied

all the time but i want to say we just probably just ran into each other or you and alex were no mean you were friends yeah i don't know we just came back together like nothing and then ever since then we've never even had a fight and that was in 2008 yeah and we just you know ever since then i just feel like no no friendship is worth losing over a dude now if the girl really did sleep with the guy and fucking then that's a loyalty thing and then that's what something that you have to decide if you want to bring that girl back into your life or whatever like that but

I know in my heart that Monica didn't do it and I was just so fucked up that, you know, far from, you know,

One thing about me is I'm able to admit when I'm wrong. Just like Victoria and I had a little kerfuffle and I hit her up and I let a couple people come in between me and Victoria's relationship because I didn't know what was what and I really trusted the people that were telling me things and come to find out they were lying. So it weighed heavy on my heart. Me and Victoria didn't talk for almost four years.

I hit Victoria up and was like, girl, I love you. I'm sorry. I was wrong. That's when you were first coming. Well, one of the times you first came to Vegas. Yeah. I was like, I've got to make, I got to make everything right. So, you know, don't ever be too big of a person to say, I'm sorry. You know, like that's what you, you always have to say, I'm sorry. It's always good to admit when you're wrong too. Yeah, totally. All right. Let's find out some more questions. How many times have you had to carry bunny home from parties? Oh God. Should we tell the infamous haircut story? I was going with that one.

I'll let you tell this one. So technically I didn't carry. Yeah, because Monica's tiny compared to me. I kind of just dragged her out of the bar. We stopped at. Well, I was literally face planning in the bar. Yeah, she was. God, why would I think that was hot? Yeah. Which pizza? It was instant replay. Oh my God. Like Villa Pizza. Yeah. Or was it instant replay? Well, instant replay is Villa Pizza. Yeah. Yeah.

We were out one night and... I was just fucking Anna Nicole. Danny Nicole. Just barred the fuck out, dude. Took her to the bathroom. Just basically made you throw up. Yeah. And then from there on, we said, we're going home. Yeah.

This is where her hair school came in. Oh, yeah. I used to carry shears around in my purse. I have no idea why, but I always had them in my purse. So I'm driving to Escalade before it crashed. Yeah. But I look over and she's just there pulling shears out of her purse and cutting.

Cutting away. I'm trying to drive, not get pulled over while hitting her to stop cutting her bangs because I'm going to get yelled at the next day because I'm with her. I still yell at her for this story. I'm like, why did you let me do that, dude? She's like, bitch, do you know when you get something in your mind, you're not going to stop doing it. I woke up the next day and my bangs were to here. There's like when you put your ponytail to cut yourself bangs and you just go a little too high. They were just peacocks.

It was so bad. I woke up the next day. I was like, what happened? And it's crazy because I don't think people really realize the extent of the Xanax addiction I had because I just kind of I talk about it and I'm just like, you know what? I overcame it, you know, but literally there was about fucking God. I want to say at least seven years, seven to ten years of my life that were I don't know how I didn't die. Like it was so bad. There was one night that I took

15 bars and this isn't me bragging this is me saying like i don't know how the fuck i'm still alive and people some people are like oh you can't overdose on xanax yes the fuck you can i took 15 bars one night the yellow ones i counted them because i thought it was cool like this is before anybody knew how bad xanax was for you and like how fucked up you can get from it i took this is before you and i were friends i took 15 bars one night do not know how i got home woke up um

One of my girlfriends came to check on me because she was so worried about me. Found me face up in my bed choking on my own throw up. This fucking stupid bitch turns me on my side and leaves me. Thank you for doing that, Jojo. But at the same time, she fucking left me. Turns me on my side, leaves. I wake up in the middle of the night. I'm literally puking yellow Xanax bars everywhere. And I just remember...

putting my hands on the wall, and I'm just like, dude, this is crazy. And fucking just in my bathtub, naked, no water, just throwing up in my bathtub, just throwing up, throwing up, throwing up. And fucking I woke up two days later, because anybody that knows Xanax, that shit fucking fucks you up. Woke up two days later and had literally just dry throw up all over my walls. It looked like a fucking psych ward. It's the worst. Yeah, it's crazy. I used to take my mom's Xanax when...

My brother passed away in 2002. So for me to cope with that, I just started taking pills. And I had a little box next to my bed. I used to snort them. Yeah. So whatever I could have a pill of. I used to chew them. Yeah. I used to crave the taste of Xanax so much that I would chew them and drink. Wash it down with some vodka. That was my fucking jam. So much you'd drink that caramel to me. So I would chew those. Yeah. I don't know about that. Yeah. No. I went through my little phase with Xanax and pills and...

Got rid of that. Yeah. Drinking. Yeah. It's like, it's crazy because nobody taught us. My, my mom is an addict. A lot of people don't know that. So, but I wasn't raised with her. Thankfully, my dad was an alcoholic. He was never into drugs or anything like that.

And I don't have an addictive personality. When I want to stop something, I'll definitely stop it. Oh, I do. I'm like a controlled drug addict. You are. I am. You are well-maintained. Yeah. I could have one. Yeah. And then four hours later, I could have half of one. Yeah, a sliver. No, I'm a little corner. Yeah. I'm so crazy when it comes to shit like that. Yeah.

Yeah. Addiction. We'll have to talk about that in a whole nother podcast. That's a whole nother story. Yeah. What about Bunny has made you guys stay friends for so long? And same question for Bunny about Monica.

Staying friends for so long, she's a real person. You're real. You can always see the good in people and you can see the bad in people. You always give everybody the benefit of the doubt. Tell me more. Fill me with more. Keep it coming. Now you guys know I keep her around. Would you be with Jelly if it wasn't for his money or his fame? I just saw that. If I knew back then really what was going on. Since I was fucking 21 years old, I have literally probably made

a couple, if not $3 million on my own. You know, like I've made my own fucking money. So it's not me bragging being like, Oh, I had a Shelby. It's me being like, I had a Shelby. You guys make a note here. I had an escalated into Shelby so that you guys know that I always have had my own shit. Um, what did we do on the Shelby? I forgot. We went up the curb cause we missed the turn to go to rehab pool at the hard rock. We went off-roading in the Shelby. Um,

And this thing was lowered too. So remember it was like scraping. I remember that. It was like, did we go forward or did we reverse? But we were just, it was the middle Island of the, of Las Vegas Boulevard and Koval. Oh my God. Yes. I remember dude. Yeah. We went off-roading in a Shelby. That was good times. And then we had our shopping spree at that shop inside the hard rock. We all got those. Oh yeah. I had a sugar. Yeah.

I had another sugar daddy that literally gave me like an unlimited card and I would take all my girlfriends into the Hard Rock used to have this store. I forgot what it was called, but they would sell true religions. Black flies or lounge fly. I forget. They would sell like true religions, black flies. They would sell. They sold everything, but it was all high priced. And literally we went there one day and spent $32,000 on fucking everything.

I have no idea. But I just got bought everybody whatever they wanted and bags. No, it was crazy. I remember my sugar daddy hit me the next day. He's like, what the fuck did you spend $32,000 on? I was like, clothes. It was like, yeah, that's it. You're cut off.

I think I got in trouble for that. I got in a lot of trouble for that. What's one thing about you that Bunny doesn't know? There's nothing. You know everything. Yeah, I think real friendships. You have to know everything about that person. You know everything. Like, I tell you everything. Yeah.

You've seen everything. Yeah. I've been around 17 years. Now that we actually have a real number, I've been around fucking 17 years. There's not much you can hide in 17 years. Yeah, no. And I mean, why would you want to? Friends shouldn't hide things from each other at all. That's what true friendships are based on. We have so many more questions, but we're going to answer one more. Who out of your crew is single? Momo. Me.

Momo's got a hot little piece of ass right now, though. Don't even lie. He looks like Jason Momoa. He really does. Mimi, have we showed you him? I haven't showed you him. Oh, girl. Hold on. Let me show you. Yeah, you got to see. Are we allowed to say his name now? We can't say his name. No, it's not. Because you know how I am. He's a fighter. And he's hot. Like, he is. He is, yeah. I remember when I first saw him, I was like, good lord. He's very young.

yummy. I made me, not Mimi, I made, look, I get nervous talking about him. I made Mo slide in his DMs. Well, you slid in his DMs for me. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Good God. Yeah, I told you. Yeah. He's a hot piece of ass, right? And he really, I was like, oh, are we doing

Yeah, that's him. No, he really likes Moe, too. It's the cutest thing ever. We can say that, but I always have a guard up. I won't bring them around the family. Yeah, but you're going to have to. I'm going to have to. Like, I won't introduce you to my dogs. Those are my kids. They can't have any stepdaddies. I'm their stepdaddy. Yes. Moe, thank you so much for being here. Thanks for having me on here, boss.

I love you so much. And I'm so happy you're here. And I just cannot wait to see what else, what other kind of shit we can get into now that we're sober. Living a sober life is really interesting. It's fucking boring. But you know what? It's worth it. It is. Because I remember going to sleep and waking up. Well, that. And it's just like when you wake up, you feel good. And you don't, you know, like you don't have those lows that you've. Well, I mean, we all have our lows, but it's not. It's different. A chemical low is way different than a fucking just.

well it's still a chemical in your head but like a anything that tampers with your mind you know like a stimulant or anything like that that's a different low and i just never want to feel that again oh that was horrible yeah i'm happy that you're doing so much better i'm happy that you're here so i can take care of you i'm happy too i love you so much i love you tell everybody where they can follow you up follow me on instagram at miss monica lee only fans miss monica lee and

Get that OnlyFans link out there, baby. Right. I'm barely on it. When I am on it, I'm with her. Yeah. So subscribe to mine too at BunnyVIP. I think they already do. Yeah. Go see my butthole. It's only $4. I take pictures of it. $4 make you holler. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode. Thank you. Hey, man, listen. You fucked up my intro. Don't fuck up my outro.

thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of dumb blonde I will see you guys next week bye