64: Dumb Blonde: Flex With Thane: Group Home, Losing Virginity, & OnlyFans
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Is this thing on? What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. Today, I had to switch it up on you hoes. I normally have, like, super hot bitches on, but today, I wanted to cater to my female crowd, and I brought on Flex with Bane. How are you, baby? Oh, I'm good.

- Fantastic, thank you for having me. - You do, thank you for being here. I'm like stoked to have you on 'cause I normally have, you know, girls on so I get to hear their point of view, like with the business that we're in and stuff like that. And I thought it would be really cool whenever somebody sent you to me. I was like, dude, this would be awesome for him to come on. But then we talked on the phone and you told me kind of like your fucking story is amazing.

Yeah, I've definitely been through a lot of things that I feel like I could share with other people that would be beneficial. A lot of people just see me for my Instagram. And instead of like I was mentioning before, it's a lot of people either read your book or they put it down. So I think this gives me an opportunity to

communicate with my fans or your fans on my side of OnlyFans, you know what I mean? - Yeah, well OnlyFans and your life, you had some shit really happen to you. - Yeah. - So where'd you grow up? - I'm originally from Arizona. I lived there my whole life. I actually grew up without my father, so it kinda like put me in a position to where I was always acting up. So I was always in trouble and-- - So not only, women aren't the only ones who have daddy issues.

- Yeah, pretty much. But I guess mine led me into a position to where I was locked up and I ended up getting put in a group home for three years

And that's when my life really changed. I didn't have family. I didn't have anything to look forward to. All the other kids were going on field trips and doing this and graduating while I was trying to figure out my life. And nobody really wanted to get to know why these things happened to me or why I act a certain way. You know what I mean? And it kind of just made me feel alone in the world. Yeah. I mean, I couldn't even imagine that. Right.

Was it that you, so you went to a group home. So was it because your parents just, you know, were they addicts or what was the deal with them? So my father, he's a drug addict. He died of drugs. My mom has always been in my life. But when you're away from a family member or from somebody you love for a long time, that relationship changed no matter if you want it to or not.

So I felt myself in a position to where I was by myself, like against this wall as a young kid, not a man, not over 18, 15 years old with cameras on me, other guys in the room at all times, always being watched. You didn't have internet access to anything. Your life is altered. And so I didn't really have that relationship with my family, so I was by myself. So I kind of like...

grew up differently than all the other kids right so being how long were you in the group home for uh three years three years and then until you hit 18 well it was right before i was 18 because i i was about to get off probation oh gotcha so what did you end up going you know getting in trouble for what were some of the things you did so um i was bullied as a kid and i told this uh

kid that was bullying me if i ever saw him outside of school that you know you're gonna beat him up pretty much yeah deserves i hate bullies man so every day he would make fun of my father and like all these things kids are so mean man and so anyways i saw him outside of school like a year later and i went to confront him and he hit me in the head with a scooter and knocked me out and then later that day he had texted one of my friends it was like yo

tell him to come to the green belt. I want to fight him. So I go, cause I'm like furious at this point. Right. Well, you just got fucking knocked in the head with a scooter. I do this too. That's a bitch move. Yeah. So I, I show up and there's like a hundred people just like there. And I'm like, what is going on? So I saw him. And as soon as that happened, um,

I just I couldn't stop and he ended up having to speak the fuck out of him right yeah just all that anger too from all the years of the shit that you were going through literally that that kid fucking caught the hands right yeah so I um I ended up so anyways yeah he ended up like having a seizure and going to the hospital and the police like you know I had to deal with that situation they said if you know you do anything else you're gonna have to pay the consequences so I

You know, I was between that and having drugs and smoking weed and fighting. Everything built up. So I ended up having to go to court. And they were like, all right, you have to spend X amount in jail. And then once there's an opening spot, you can go to the group home. And then try to rehabilitate yourself from there, you know? Right. So between the... Between, like, the...

group home and the therapist and all the different groups, you're able to graduate this program and then you become a citizen again. So they give you a citizen watch and then

Yeah, it's kind of unique. I think that's so horrible that they throw kids in a group home and expect them to not have behavioral problems because of the shit that they've gone through. And then it's like you guys get in trouble for having behavioral problems. And then you guys end up with your juvenile records and stuff like that. And I just think that's terrible. Yeah. They need a better system. Well, no. They just need to rehabilitate kids instead of punishing them because you can save somebody. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody's...

Like a lot of the times they don't care because you're just another statistic. You're another number to them. Dude, I think you should. That's something that maybe might be like in your calling cards. Oh, yeah. So I have a meal prep company called Fuego Meals. And like every purchase, X amount of dollars will go to like, you know, donating to group homes. And eventually, like I want to have my own group homes. But, you know, giving these kids an option like I had to not just go to jail, but to actually rehabilitate something.

Yeah, learn things and feel cared about and like build a family and then like a foundation. So when they come out in the real world, like they know how to live on their own. They know about taxes. They know about like the things that you need to know about. Yeah, absolutely. So what happened after you got out of the group home? Oh, so how old were you? I was I was seven. I know I was I was almost 18. OK, we're 17 and a half year old. Yeah.

I went to class with my head down. I got straight A's. Did you really? Yeah. And then I was like, you know what? I got to do something with my life. That's fucking awesome that you were that young and you were like, you know what? I got to be better. It was hard because I was apparently this good looking kid that everybody was like, why is he so quiet? People were like, come sit with us. I would eat by myself. I didn't trust anybody. You're a lone wolf. Yeah, I didn't trust anybody because I didn't really know how the outside world worked anymore. Right, right.

So eventually I went and talked to the football coach and I was like, hey, you know, I'm on probation, but I need something to keep me busy from getting in trouble. Right. And he was like, you have no chance. What? And I was like, why? He was like, because we already our guys have been playing for three years. I said, listen, I'm a different breed of human. Like, just give me an opportunity.

He said, all right, come to tryouts. So I came and I didn't know the football, what they call football IQ. I didn't have that. So he was like lying up in so-and-so and I was like, what's that? He was like, get off the field and yells at me. And the other kids are like,

Like, who's this? You know? Right. Well, as soon as I got... So it was like you had to prove yourself. I did. As soon as I got my chance, it was over. You just fucking lit the field up. I broke the state records. No. Long story short, the crowd was as big as they've ever seen. People were like recruiting me. I got college offers. You know, like I got an offer from Illinois State University. That's division one. Yeah. I'd never played football before. I was like...

i was like their best player yeah and so like the coach was like what like where did this guy come from yeah like who is this guy yeah so it just felt really good i think that's where my life changed because i started getting the confidence women started to talk to me i have girls love athletes i had sex for the first time like it was like let's talk about that too yeah i have the craziest story it was on valentine's day it was on valentine's day the girl i was talking to for months she got grounded and

I went to this party and this girl, she had knew me and she literally took me to her car and took my virginity. In the car? In the car. Oh my goodness. And then get this, she had left.

Mind you, I'd never had sex before. Right. Don't tell me you double dipped. How did I know? So then I go inside and the cops had come and we're literally just sitting there. And there was three girls and me and my friend Bobby. Well, he had a girlfriend and I was sitting on the chair with a girl I'd been talking to. Her best friend at the time comes and sits on my lap and I say, hey, what are you doing? That's inappropriate. I really did tell her that. That's awesome. Most guys would have been like, hey. And then...

I swear to God, she gets off of me. And then her other friend, like I go to lay down and I'm almost asleep, lays next to me and ends up, we end up fucking. Oh shit. All in the same day. And I was like, I never, I went home. I felt like the man. I was like, damn, I went from not having sex to like this. To banging two bitches and

I was like, this is what football does? I'm definitely getting good at this. - Dude, my fucking virginity story sucks compared to that. I fucking didn't have all that. I had to like pop my own cherry. The dude's weenie was so small that I had to fucking, we were outside fucking on a lawn chair and he was on top of me and he just couldn't pop my cherry. So I was like, you know what? Flip over, let me pop my own cherry. I broke up with him two weeks later. I realized then that pussy was power.

- The disrespect is real. - No, not at all. It's fine. James and I are cool. He knows it's him every time I talk about him on the podcast. - Wow. - Okay, so how old were you when you lost your virginity? - I was 18. - You were 18. So this is, you're doing football, you're doing all that jazz. - Yeah, so my life started to like slowly shift. It went from, you know, not having anything, no family, nothing to look forward to, no goals, no nothing. - Did your family ever show up? Did your mom ever show up to your football games?

Yeah, of course. My mom still supports me to this day. She's never left my side. We're building that relationship back. Yeah. And it takes time. Yeah, of course. But it's not necessarily her. It's also myself as well. Right. Because I'm very guarded. Yeah. Because I feel like I'm broken no matter what I show people, no matter how I dress, no matter what. We're all broken. Exactly. This is me being vulnerable with you. Yeah, of course. No, I love it.

So from 18 on, what happens then? After you're banging multiple bitches, football star, just conquered the fucking, made the group home your bitch pretty much and just changed your life around. Oh, really? I just got popular. I ended up fighting somebody. I beat him up.

and then it went viral. You know what? I grew up fighting too. I think that's got to be an Aquarius thing because we just pop off. I just don't have time for games. I'm cool, but I'm not that cool. That's what I always tell everybody. Me too. I will punch you right in your fucking face. Me too. Okay. And I'm like, I may look pretty, but I'm definitely ready for it. Don't let the pretty face pull you. I roll like a boss. Yes. Exactly.

So after that, I actually I ended up graduating high school. I had great grades. I was supposed to go to a division one college for football, Illinois State. But I lost that because I literally just got popular. I was doing what I wanted and I missed the SAT test. So I didn't take the test. So I lost my scholarship. Oh, fuck. Last minute, I got offered a severe punishment. Like they didn't even give you a chance to redo it.

Wow. So anyways, I ended up getting an offer last second and I went and played in California. And as I was out there, like it was a struggle. I'm not going to lie. I was taking 21 credits in a college. I've never been to college before. I was in a different state. I had no financial income. I was working on the weekends. Yeah.

seven, ten hour shifts at Chipotle and then I would have to still do my homework and I was just like exhausting. That's still admirable though that you really had that work ethic instilled in you especially from where you came from as a child. I was just determined after I got that citizen launch I felt like I had a new shot at life and I was like I can't be what my dad was. Right. And so like I would just do everything in the fact like yo like

I can't be him. So anyways, everything's taken off for me. Life is just like amazing. I'm in a different state. I have no worries. And then boom, this girl starts seeing me. I feel like girls are always the downfall. Oh, for sure. But I've known her since eighth grade. Right. Is this the one that was grounded?

No. Okay. But so anyways, I knew her since eighth grade and she saw, we saw each other and she's like, I want to come see you. And I was like, yeah, right. What girl would drive to California to come see me? She was, she was there the next day with a gift basket. And I was like, wow, life is great. Right. Well, she's now my baby mama.

- Oh, that's sweet. And your son is so cute. - Yeah. - Oh my God. What a cutie. What is he mixed with? - His mom is, her family's from Trinidad. - Yeah. - So she's like black and white. Her mom's white, her dad's black. - Right. He's so cute, dude. I love that. We'll get into the whole fatherhood thing in a minute, but he's super, super cute. You guys, when you go check out Thane's profile, he's like a proud daddy and he's got his son all over. Okay. So,

You ended up having a baby. Did that alter your life drastically? What were you thinking? Like, oh my God. Were you happy? Was it expected? When I was on the phone, I started crying. I was like, wow. I'm happy, but I'm like, why is this happening to me?

I had no money. I don't have family who's going to watch the baby while I'm playing football, like all this shit. So I was like, you know what? I got this. I said I called her back and I said, hey, whatever you decide to do, I'll be right here with you, whatever it is. And she like was like, OK, so she made the decision to keep the baby, which was perfectly fine. Right. And after that, I was like, I'm going to move back to Arizona.

So at least that I'm in Arizona. Yeah. So at least that she, you know, I'm close. If anything happens, I'll, I, you know, I can get there. So I ended up going to these tryouts. It was a combine at ASU and U of A. Well, they both wanted to sign me, Todd Graham and Rich Rodriguez. Wow. And so I was like, okay, cool.

And now I have an option. Now life isn't as bad as I thought. Well, my credit couldn't transfer. No. Why? Because it was like, was it a community? California to Arizona. Yeah. Community. Exactly. Oh, my God. So I'm like, listen, you got, I need this. Right. Yeah.

So they both told me no. And so Pima Community College, which is right across from U of A in Tucson, Arizona, gave me a full ride. I was like, I'll take it. It's two hours away. You got like a rabbit's foot up your ass. But I'll take it. Yeah. So I took that and I started playing there. But mind you, that's a two hour drive. So I was just stressed. I was playing football and I was doing very well. I was going to go back to U of A.

But I soon decided, like when I was ready to go back to U of A, that, hey, like what's important to me at this time and point is being a father and not an athlete. Yeah. And my goal was to be in the NFL. And I said, if I was in the NFL, it's like, wow,

I had two years to become great out of all these years and all these other kids played football and their parents took them to practice and all that. So it like broke my heart, you know? - Oh yeah. So you made the decision to be a father. Does that mean that you gave up the whole ride and just decided to stay home? And what did you do after that? - Yeah, so I gave it up and I happily was a father.

I ended up moving in with her. We got our own place. And I was like, you know, it's time to be mature. And I always told myself if I put myself in a situation, I'll get myself out of it. So, you know, every day I would wake up and I would feed the baby. How did you feel inside? Did you feel like whole or did you feel like a part of you was like...

I was like, no, I was like, this is amazing. I have. I have. Most guys wouldn't look at it like that. They would be like, fuck this. I have a little I have like a legacy. Like most people can't have that. And it was it was a great thing. And it felt like family. It felt like, you know, but it soon turned to the worst. You know, me and her didn't work out. But I ended up being a mover. I ended up running this moving company.

I had to work 18-hour shifts. Oh, my God. I can only imagine if you showed up to some people's houses. I have some crazy stories. Let's hear one of them. Can we hear one? Yeah, this one lady. She's like, oops, I dropped the box, and the box happened to have a bunch of dildos in it. And she was dressed in lingerie, and I'm like, yeah. Was she hot? Oh, she was like this old lady, but she was definitely, she could get it. No, I'm playing.

But no, it's fine. We're totally with it. No, but for real, that was crazy. And I'm the guy running the shift. So I'm like, who do I tell? I'm like, I'm just going to act like I didn't see anything. So I wrapped up the box and I was like, good one. Yeah. And then she didn't give it to her. Oh, she gave me a big tip. And that was it. Oh, she wanted your big tip. That's what she wanted. But OnlyFans wasn't a thing back then. So damn it. I mean, she probably wanted it in person. I don't think she wanted it. OnlyFans.

All right. So you became head of the moving company. And what happens after that? I just have a I have an authority problem when it comes to working for somebody. Why should I work for somebody else's million dollar idea when I should be putting all this energy into something that's going to make me. Yeah. You know, not at the top of the pyramid. I think we're natural born anarchists. Yeah. So so I turned I literally told him I say, yeah, like you guys, if you don't want me to be part owner, I'm out of here.

He laughed at me. He literally laughed at me. I said, wait till you see me on TV one day. And I told him, I said, no disrespect because you know I'm a hard worker. Yeah. But I just had to get rid of that. But you realize your worth, you know, and there's nothing wrong with that. So to make a long story short, I ended up becoming the head of sales at a plumbing company. And then after they weren't paying me what they told me, I said, yo, I don't think you guys realize like I'm not a sheep. I'm not going to sit here and let you guys lead the way. Right. So I quit that. And then right after that,

I literally was about to take over a solar company because I got, I would go door to door and like sell solar panels. That's crazy. And I was so, I was so knowledgeable, but it was hard. Like I went from being a trainer to selling solar to selling dick. No, I'm just kidding. Let's get into the selling dick park. So when did you become a weenie boy? I call, I call male strippers weenie boys because I love them. I grew up with a whole, I went, I used to work at Olympic gardens whenever back in the day, back in my day. And, um,

all the boys upstairs, like we were all just best friends and we used to call them weenie boys. So actually, um,

When I stopped playing football, I was like, I'm not working for anybody else. I'm like, can I dance? So I started looking around in Arizona and there was only one club and it was called like Dick's Cabaret, but it was gay. And I was like, I'll never do that. It wasn't Rick's Cabaret like in Houston. It was Dick's Cabaret. That's awesome. So I was like, no, I'm good. So then I was like, how about the Chippendales? So this, I literally like sent them my information. I got a tryout.

I came here. Oh, yeah. They were looking at you like you're a fucking gold mine. Oh, and I was like, I was ready. I was like, I was telling my son's mom, all right, we're going to make it. Was she supportive?

Yes and no. Okay, gotcha. But at the end of the day, I'll always appreciate her because she's my son. Yeah, of course. But um, so I got the tryout. They signed me out of everybody else. And then what so what was that like? How did you feel the day that you became a Chippendale weenie boy? I was like, wow, this is gonna be great. I'm gonna travel the world on tour all this stuff. Do they make pretty good money?

- No. - Okay. - No, some of them-- - I never knew. - Some of them make decent money because they get other gigs because of Chippendales. - Oh, gotcha. - They're like paid gigs, you know what I mean? - Yeah. - So anyways, I rush home to Arizona to go get my, like all my information, like my birth certificate, whatever. - Yeah. - And so as I'm driving home, you know,

It's like eight in the morning and then all of a sudden, boom, I get in a bad accident. I got hit by a semi. The day that you got your fucking... The day after. Oh, the day after. So I get hit by a semi, almost lose my life. And I'm just like, wow.

In my head, I'm like, what's going on? Did I do something to continuously have this? To just get set back. Yeah. I'm like, this isn't fair. So anyways, I go to the hospital. They put like seven staples in my head. I had glass in my face, a hole in my leg. And anyways, they- You're so lucky to be alive though. Yeah. Some guys are no joke. They told me I lost that opportunity. So-

Damn, they weren't even compassionate. Like you almost got fucking killed. I couldn't go on tour. I couldn't learn the dances fast enough. And then right after that, my landlord, I lost my house. And then right after that, I looked in the bank account because Cox called me and was like, hey, how come you didn't pay your bill? And I look and it says negative $445 in my account. And as I looked, my son was like sleeping peacefully. And I was like, wow, like I got to get it together. I got to figure it out. Right.

lost my job at the solar company because I told him I'm going to Chippendales. Oh, no. So I was like, wow, what do I do? I'm like, should I just become a drug dealer? A lot of people do. You know, a lot of guys do. Did you go that route? I refused because I promised myself. That you wouldn't? Yep. I haven't been in trouble for like six years. I mean, I fight, but...

- Right, that's nothing. So what do you do from there? You feel like you've lost, well you pretty much have lost everything. Which way do you go? There's only one way to go and that's up, right? - I started training people. - Good. - I was like, you know what, I'm gonna utilize

The things that everybody tells me I have. And that's where the flex with Thane comes in? Yes. Okay. Mind you, I tricked everybody. They all thought I had like some certification. I had the ins and outs of everything. I didn't know shit. I just would, I would just pay attention. You got to fake it till you make it. Yeah. So anyways, I was getting all these clients and I was like, let me target the women. Yeah. I was like, that will be easy.

And so I did that and then honestly all they wanted was sex and so it was kind of like they would come to you to train them and they would just want to bang. Yeah, I had one girl. She was like we finished our session and then she got her water and she's like, hey, when's our next session? Can it be tonight? And I was like,

Girls are so forward. I was like, no. Does that turn you on when a girl's forward? Or what kind of girls do you like? Absolutely. What kind of girls do I like? I like anything that just doesn't look like everybody else. Right. So I like something that's kind of exotic. I mean, I honestly like a good personality, too. Right. And somebody that's not judgmental because I test girls right away. Right. I'll do certain things just to see how you react. Right. Or I'll put things in place. Button pusher. Yeah.

Because I just want to see where your intellectual thinking is. Right, absolutely. I get it. So when you're training these girls and they're trying to have sex with you, does that like...

Did you ever do it? No, I started I stopped I couldn't take it anymore because it was like sexual harassment It wasn't even that it was my thing you can get in a lot of trouble for that and at this point like I'm really like understanding of life and consequences, right and I want if you have your freedom taken away, you'll definitely think about doing something wrong, right? Absolutely

So what happens after, when did you start getting into the OnlyFans? When did this happen? That's when I discovered the OnlyFans. The OnlyFans, yep. So I started it. It's going well. And then next thing you know, I get this girlfriend. Oh, fuck. And she's like, yo, I'm not comfortable with this. And I'm like, hold on. Why doesn't she do it with you?

And she... Exactly. That's what I said. Yeah. I'm like, you look good too. Like, you know? Yeah. Why wouldn't you do it with you? That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. So anyways, I ended up just stopping it for her and I was like, hey, I respect that. Right. Well, then...

I ended up moving to Miami with this person. Right. I'm already telling too much. And I moved to Miami with this person and that's when I started to dance. Right. So this is when I actually got my- So you danced in Miami. This is when I first started to be magic. Gotcha. Magic Mike. Yeah. So my stage name is Magic. Oh, gotcha. I ended up going to this club called La Bear. It's in Miami. And-

I ended up becoming like one of the top guys there as far as the dancing. I took second in the competition. Like I was making a lot of money. Like I was doing well. So I was like, wow, why work a nine to five? So she didn't want you to do OnlyFans, but you were allowed to dance? Because that person also was doing the same thing. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. I'm just trying to get it. Yeah, I know. I'm trying not to tell too much. I'm not trying to get you to talk shit at all. I'm just trying to get like a whole story here. Right. So... It's my job. Yeah.

Yeah, so I started to dance and I was making so much money. Oh, yeah. And I was like, wow, this is great. Like, I only have to work on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. How fucking crazy are the ladies that you dance for? I used to go upstairs. Go to my Instagram. You'll see. They're crazy. I used to just go upstairs to drink like before my shift. And like I said, we would hang out with all the weenie boys. And I'm telling you, those women up there, they would like stick their hands down their pants. They would try to suck their dicks like while they're dancing.

Like you guys really had to put up with a lot. I would slap a dude if I got treated the way you guys get treated. We do actually. I think I was

excuse me put up with more than the girls do as far as dancing totally because i i've been put in so many bad positions thankfully i stuck to the g code yeah and i didn't give out my number i had girls offer me like thousands of dollars to come home with them i've had husbands say you know they want me to you know their wife all this you've never done any of that no that's

That's wild. Not at the club. Okay. All right. Now we're getting somewhere. Cause I was like, all my boys used to fucking do that shit. Not at the club. I, you know, um, but yeah, so I was just like, I'm not working a real job anymore. So then at the end of our relationship, we ended up splitting for whatever reason. And I was like, wow, like,

COVID literally just happened. Yeah, COVID's a mess. And I was like, what am I going to do? So two months before COVID happened, I started OnlyFans. Right. And I just started killing it. Like the first month I made like, I would say like $5,000. And then the second month it was like $9,000. Yeah. And then like $10,000. And then like, you know what I mean? Yeah. So I was like...

why not do this? I don't even have to do much. - Yeah, it's like, it's insane. It took me forever to get on OnlyFans. Everybody kept asking me and I was like, no, no, no, I'm not gonna do it. And then finally, fucking four months ago, I was like, fuck it. I was during the fucking Rona and I was like, I've gotta do something 'cause I always have to be hustling. I cannot fucking just stay idle. It drives me crazy.

So I was like, you know, I told my husband, I was like, I'm just going to try it and see what happens. Dude, we could have never even imagined the windfall of money. Like it was insane. I couldn't believe it. It really is. And a lot of people were like telling me, oh, there's a lot of competition. I was like, you guys don't realize it's not about competition. It's how you advertise and how you network. Well, that and there's just so much money for everybody. Everybody is somebody's fucking type. Somebody's looking for.

Somebody's looking for me. Somebody's looking for her. That's all that it is. And to touch on that, whoever's watching this, it's like anybody can do it because everybody has their certain...

There's certain thing. There's certain fetish. There's niche. Yeah. So because I've had girls and guys. Well, I'm not in shape. I'm like, yo, honestly, some of the ones that aren't in shape are making the most money. Dude, the big girls make money and stupid ones that aren't like picture perfect guys like girl next door types. You know, like a lot of guys don't like the way that porn like porn star looking girls look. You know, there's a lot of men who do like natural looking women. There's a lot of men who like bigger girls, like thicker girls.

You know, it's just everybody has their own thing. Right. Of course. Let's talk about some collabs you've done. We don't have to mention names or anything like that. But how is that in this industry? Because it's weird. I've heard of like collab parties and stuff like that. Is this like a big orgy? What is it? Well, yeah.

So it's actually a content party. And honestly, it's not like if you and other someone want to go run off and do your thing and record it, that's on you guys. But the content parties are actually like photographers there and like sexual implied content, pictures, whatever it is. It's not like an orgy. I mean, personally, I haven't been to one of those. I've definitely seen that, but not like that as far as OnlyFans.

I would be scared to go because I'm just so nervous. You know, you never know. Vaginas are like caves. You don't know where fucking what's behind door number one. So you so honestly, I have a funny story. The first time the first time I ever tried to collab with somebody, I was like, hey, like I was telling her about it. I was like, you know, what do you think? And she's like, OK, no problem. But she didn't really speak English like fully.

Well, you said you like them exotic. Yeah. So she was from Miami and I was like, perfect. Like you're down. That's what it appeared to me. So anyways, you see how this is set up in here. Yeah. That was like basically set up in my room and the light was on. So we had walked in and she looks and she like got so scared. And I'm like, I'm like confused. I'm like, why aren't you coming in? She's like standing. Probably thought you were going to kill her. Yeah. She's like at the door. And I'm like, like, you know. Yeah. Get in here, bitch. Get naked. Yeah. Benikeet. Yeah.

And she left. No. Yeah. And I was like, I went, I was like, yo, I'm like,

I'm like, did I do something wrong? Right. And she's just like, no, it's fucking weird. I don't get it. I don't know. I just left it at that. I was like, maybe that was too much. Maybe next time keep the light off. Right. Don't let her see all the cameras and lights. How do you pick girls to collab with? Do they pick you? Is that pretty much what it is? Honestly, yeah, because I think that's so phony. You're in a pattern of life right now for you, you poor thing.

Yeah, I'm like, I think that's so phony. Hey, you want to make content? Yeah. I mean, I guess it's better than saying, hey, do you want to fuck? Yeah, I mean, it's not like it's a big deal. Like, you're being straightforward. I mean, it is a business at the end of the day. But so far, the girls have picked me. Yeah. I've been blessed to have a couple of good ones. You know what I mean? Yeah.

All my content is amazing. Yeah, I know that for sure. Yeah, we kind of strolled through it the other day. I had to do research, you know, because you were coming on the podcast. So I had to see what we were getting into. Do you have any big plans for like anything else that you're going to be doing on OnlyFans or anything that people can look forward to if they subscribe to you?

Honestly, now I'm going to become like, now I'm just going to like turn it up a notch, you know, like because I told myself like, you know, if I'm going to do something, you might as well be the best at it. Absolutely. That's my life motto. Yeah. But I'm very selective on who I just fuck. Like girls think like I'm going, you know, girls think like we're automatically like, no, like I'm not thirsty. Don't get it twisted. Like I enjoy curving beautiful women. Right. I don't know. It's like. That's how I am with dudes. I'm like, it's just like, and you know what I mean? So.

Yeah. So what do we have to look forward to though? Like I want to hear, are you going to do like some big collabs? Are you just going to do more content? Yeah, I actually just did a big collab with, um, this girl, um,

I posted some of the content, but I have another plan to do another video. Do you have a free page or just a paid page? I do have a free page, but it's under somebody that I don't want to get the money. Okay. Gotcha. And I was like, you need to make a new free one and have them delete that one. I know. Cause the free, the free page, the free pages and the paid pages talk to each other, you know? So you just like make money over here. You make money over here. It's like, it's like a,

I got you. I'll teach you all my little tricks of the trade. They told me to do that, but I was just like, I really don't want my son's mom to see some of this stuff. She knows, but it's just like, to me, it's like there's a little- You don't want to hurt her feelings. I'm very respectful. Like I told you, I'm a gentleman, so little things like that kind of matter to me. So I know my son's mom or certain people, like my mother or whoever-

I hope mom's not only fans. Yeah, me too. But I'm just saying, people are really curious. I've had guys. I've had my friends. The most...

Weird as shit. Like they're curious. People want to know. And I don't think it's like a gay thing. I think they're just like, I want to see everybody's body parts. That's how I am. I'm the same way. But my husband had somebody come over to our studio the other day and he's like a huge comedian. And he's like, man, I love you guys as content. And my husband's like,

What the fuck? He's like, I never in my life would have thought that you motherfuckers are watching our content. It's just, you know, that's human nature. People want to know what people's buttholes look like. And that's just the end of the story.

So if you could tell anybody in this world any sort of advice coming from what you grew up in to who you are now, what would you tell them? Like for some like life advice? I would just say to be resilient. Honestly, I feel like no matter what happens to you, everything ends up being OK. Whether it's for six months, five years, whatever, everything ends up coming back to normal.

you know, square one. And then whether there's something that happens after that or not, it's how you handle it. And I feel like now that I have a son, I have to teach him, you know, to be a young man and what it's like to have responsibilities and, you know, to, you know, grow up. So I feel like that's my legacy. And I would be a coward if I wasn't resilient and gave up and, and, um, you know, ask for a handout all the time. It would make you feel like you were weak. Mm.

yeah no i totally get that well i'm excited to see what you have coming up in the future i mean i definitely want to have you back on the podcast yeah i have i do have a lot of cool things coming up i'm not just music wait a second let's talk about this reality show you did a reality show too yeah so we're allowed to talk about that yeah we can definitely talk about that talk about it and i don't know if your husband's watching this but i definitely want to i definitely want to rap like

I definitely want to get on the track. Not necessarily get on the track. Kata raps. Kata's really good. Kata raps. She's actually making an album. My husband's producing it. Perfect. Her and Viking Barbie together. I'm with it. Yeah. All right. Well, maybe we'll have to get you two together. Maybe you guys will have to go to dinner or something and talk about it. See, look what she's doing. I'm like Chuck Woolery over here. I'm fucking like love connection. Lay up.

So let's talk about the reality show. So I actually went out to Atlanta because one of my best friends, he's on, what's the show called? Wild and Out with Nick Cannon. Yes. And so I went there. Is that still going on right now? Oh, absolutely. So like anyways, we were at the hotel and I was walking out and I'm walking out and this girl like grabs me like this. And I'm like, you know, she pulls me in. She's like, and what's your name? And I'm like.

I'm like starstruck, you know what I mean? Because it was B. Simone. It was like, she was a comedian I see on TV. She's fucking hilarious. Yeah, she really is. She's so fucking funny. I really didn't know what to say and I was like, who, me? Yeah. So anyways, we started laughing about it and then she was like, what's your number, blah, blah, blah. So anyways, we just stayed in contact. Right. And she had hit me up. She's like, I need a fine ass white boy on my show. Aww.

And I don't know if I'm supposed to say anything, but all these guys like try it out. And so she's like, you better make it worth it if I fly you out. I was like, duh. Yeah. Did you tap B Simone's ass?

Absolutely not. Oh, damn it. I was hoping it was absolutely. I was like, yes. No, we just had the kissing scene. Yeah. Yeah. So it was actually a cool experience. I went to Atlanta for a week and we filmed there and we're in this big mansion with all the guys and her friends came and it was a good time. And then it definitely gave me exposure after that. It was kind of a wrap. My Instagram started blowing up. Where can people find this? Oh,

Zeus Network. My boy, Lemmy Plummer, he's the owner of Zeus Network. Awesome. Amazing person. They actually have the OnlyFans TV show. Oh, I didn't even know there was one. Yeah. Well, everything's on pause, I guess. I'm supposed to be on that as well. What is it? It's called OnlyFans. I forgot. What's it about though? Like obviously OnlyFans. It shows different top OnlyFans people. Oh, no. And it shows like

what their niche is. - Right, okay. - Or kind of like the podcast in a sense, but it's like, it shows like certain things. - Awesome. - So it's actually really cool. - We'll have to tune into that. Did they have to stop it 'cause of fucking Rona? - Yeah, so I was like, man, this is gonna be dope. My money's about to go to the roof. - Yeah, oh my God, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause it's a big network, Zeus Network, you can look them up, they're huge. - Yeah, we watched it the other day. - Yeah, so anyways. - We should do some research. - I got deleted off the show, I think it's 'cause, I don't know, they just didn't want me to win.

win. Yeah. Who ended up winning the show? I don't even, we didn't watch that. Um, on the show, uh, it was, um, Invisalign. Oh my God. Yeah. He's, he's, he's, his real name's Darian. He's amazing. He's such a good, did you guys really fight? Was that a real fight? No. Okay. I didn't think so. Cause you were laughing. We were like, he's laughing. Yeah. So I was just like, I literally told him, I said, yo, we got to make this show something quick. Right. Just

They flew me out. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're like, let's do this. Yeah, so exactly. So it was cool. But yeah, after that, I did some stuff for Telemundo. I started modeling. And then I just kind of started knowing. Yeah, see all your modeling pictures. You got a really cool thing and you have a really good look. So it's going to take you far. You obviously know that because of how far you've come just from your childhood and stuff like that.

Why don't you shout out where people can find you, all your socials that you want them to find. You can shout out your OnlyFans page too also. Yeah. It's really onlyflexwiththane. I have a YouTube channel. It's called...

What is it? It's Thane's World. And then it's me and my son flexing. And then it has like five stars. It's cool. And then my OnlyFans is also flexed with Thane. So you guys can follow me there. Awesome. Well, thank you so much for coming on the podcast. I hope this is one of many appearances that you're going to be making on the pod. And I hope next time you come on, it's going to be just more shit that you're doing. Yeah.

You know, when you get really big, don't forget about us little people. I'll never do that. I'll come back whenever you want me. Awesome. Thank you so much. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I will see you guys next week. Bye. Bye. Bye.