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Okay, we're back. So I showed you this before.

The special counsel said Joe Biden, he couldn't prosecute him for having classified documents, the same thing they want to prosecute Trump for. But they couldn't do it to Joe Biden. The special counsel, by the way, which was appointed by Joe Biden. Joe Biden appointed Merrick Garland. Merrick Garland appointed the special counsel. So he's not a partisan. This comes from Joe Biden's administration, the special counsel. And the special counsel said he couldn't prosecute Joe Biden because the jury would just think he's an old man with a bad memory.

And that's exactly what would happen. And that would be what... And so now they're freaking out. So now they got corrupt criminals like Bill McKibben to write this. What?

Opinion. Age matters, which is why Biden's age is a superpower. He wrote that in the Los Angeles Times. This is something that's been fucked into my brain for some time. And then Seth MacFarlane says, this is something that's been fucked into my brain for some time. And Bill McKibben finally articulated it better than I ever could. It's worth the read from start to finish. This is the most. It's hard for me because my brain's full of dick. This is so. This is called me thinks those protests too much. That's what this is.

Well, he's being triggered like an MK ultra. You know, they listen and listen to what they listen to what they listen to what they've been saying the last couple of days on cable news. Listen to this. President Biden, who I've been around numerous times last year, is sharp. He's focused. And he can see dead people. Biden is sharp. And by sharp, I mean that he can cut some solid farts. That's how sharp he is.

Me personally, I prefer a president who thinks Mexico is Egypt. I don't know about you. Here we go. Right. He is sharp, intensely probing and detail oriented and focused. This is a man who is sharp, who is on top of his game, who knows what's going on. He's smart. He's on his game. I was in almost every meeting with the president and the president was in front of and on top of it all coordinating everything.

and directing leaders who are in charge of America's national security, not to mention our allies around the globe. President Biden. So since when in our history, when in the history of the United States has spokespeople for the president have to explain to the American public that the president is sharp and focused?

I think they protest too much. Like the guy in the locker room who keeps telling everybody how not gay he is. You know what I'm talking about? The guy, hey, I'm not looking at your ass out of sexual attraction. I'm just setting goals for myself out there. Like, I want your ass by the end of this year, but not in a sexual way. I want to possess it for myself. Okay, this isn't coming out right. I just want to devour you and become you.

Biden is as sharp as a kindergarten pair of scissors, and he's about as focused as a fucking Bigfoot video. Well, he only cares about Ukraine. That's the kind of focus. And you notice how Kamala Harris, when the earbuds go out to tell her what to say, she just starts waving her hands around. I don't know if you noticed that. She could have used some improv classes. She's not really good at it. Why do they all? Yes. Why do all those people sound like Ben Shapiro is reading an ad for an ad for Sherry's Berries?

Well, it's because it is ad copy, but it's ad copy for Demi's dummy. Listen to this. I think they got money. Listen to this. So they're talking about the report that the special counsel, again, appointed by Joe Biden's handpicked guy, Merrick Garland. They're trying to say that guy's a partisan and he was being inappropriate. And what was he saying?

General Eric Holder said the report, quote, contains way too many gratuitous remarks. The gratuitous remarks, the gratuitous comments, they're saying it's gratuitous. We certainly agree that it's gratuitous. The gratuitous comments in the report and the gratuitous comments in the report are

are troubling and they're inappropriate. Reality is that report, that part of the report does not live in reality. It just doesn't. It was gratuitous, it is unacceptable, and it does not live in reality. That is just the facts. The comments that were made by that prosecutor, gratuitous, inaccurate, and inappropriate.

So appropriate criticism. So do you remember when the doctors got caught taking bribes from Big Pharma to push the jab? You remember that? We covered that. Do you think the Democrats are paying out money now for people to use the term gratuitous? Because that's what that sounds like to me. It's a little gratuitous is what I think that is. I think their use of gratuitous is a little too gratuitous, I think, and inappropriate.

Yeah. So here we go. Here's more. Here's on MSNBC. The word of the day in this report came out to describe the descriptions was gratuitous. And I think that was right. There were cheap shots. I found some of the language in the report. Cheap shots. You mean the truth? I think that this special counsel report was gratuitous. This gratuitous language that he used. Gratuitous language. So you know they all... So they all got... So this...

So this is they all got handed the same script. Yeah. They all got handed the same script from Kamala Harris to Morning Joe Ball to this dickweed. Yeah. To everybody, to the guy at the State Department. They all. So your media and your government are taking a script reading from the billionaire class because that's where this is coming from.

The people who want to keep funding the Ukraine war, the people who want to keep the border wide open, the people who want to keep funding the genocide in Gaza, the people who want to keep you broke and poor and on edge, they're handing these assholes a script and they're reading it as if it's real. So do you understand what Chomsky meant when he said that the media isn't there to give you the news? They're there to manufacture consent for the establishment, which is the billionaire class?

That's exactly because all these people are owned by the same handful of billionaires. About 15 billionaires own all the media in the United States. Yeah, that's in their upline. And then they kick the crap to their downline. You're in Scientology. Your whole country is an ancient mystery school religion with a fucking pyramid scheme structure.

That's what this is. So there they are. You ever go on an Amway presentation? Yes. And he's a diamond. These are like the diamond salesmen of Amway. Yes. So they're using it like Gary Glenn Ross. That's right. The leads. The leads. And you got to use your scam. They're doing their scam on you. This is their scam.

his mental acuity. A very gratuitous hypothetical about Biden's age. I think the word gratuitous... Even Seth Meyers gets the memo. Wow. Even Seth Meyers has to repeat the propaganda. Yeah. What a fucking... If there's any more anti-comedy guy in the world, it's got to be that guy. Remember Norm's greatest... I wonder if I should...

All comedians go, well, before I do this joke, let me see what the great Seth Meyers' opinion is. What would Seth Meyers do? Seth Meyers described Norm MacDonald as being a little too honest.

remember that yes he goes you know but he'll just say the truth yeah that's what's lazy it's lazy and free lies are expensive let's take let's take this from let's get a running start again the word of the day in this report came out to describe descriptions was gratuitous and i think that was right there were cheap shots i found some of the language in the report a little bit gratuitous i think

that this special counsel report was gratuitous. This gratuitous language that he used. Gratuitous language about his mental acuity. A very gratuitous hypothetical about Biden's age. I think the word gratuitous is generous. There was so much unnecessary, inflammatory, and partisan kind of language that was used about President Biden in there. There's a Justice Department tradition that you don't interfere with presidential elections.

This seems like the height of interference. It's gratuitous. Republicans making hay out of the gratuitous age comments in the report. This is a little bit, in my view, beyond editorializing. It is gratuitous political hackery. All of the other language. We use the word extraneous. We use the word gratuitous. But like I said, I think those are generous words. Those are just actually too nice to say. They were not supposed to be there.

Yeah, we're supposed to pretend the truth isn't in front of you. How many messages do you need that you shouldn't say the thing that's right in front of your face before you figure out the game? How people can still watch these news. So that wasn't just one news channel. People are watching. They're hoping that if you catch it, there's other repeating it. Maybe for some reason you're going on an airport and you have to catch a clip of it because who watches them?

So the message is always repeating. So like, like radio free America, this is, this is that Obama thing. The Smith modernization act. Yes. You keep the propaganda always repeating like you're in North Korea. So in case anybody missed the earlier fucking repetition, Oh, I heard, I heard my daily repetition, right? So the propaganda needs to be repeated as George Bush admitted, you have to keep repeating the propaganda over and over. And these, these journalists, they, they, you know what they do best. They behave themselves.

They're not allowed to have their own opinion, and it's forbidden for them to find it odd that you're all saying the same word to each other over and over. Don't worry. I didn't already on my own. Yeah, that's right. None of them find it odd that they're all saying the same word over and over, and they're saying it to each other. They just have to read from the memo and then shut the fuck up. Yeah. To do anything less would be racist. Good pundit. Sit, stay, come, heal. Yeah.

They're part of the dogs of war. I wonder if they had their sense of irony surgically removed. They can certainly afford it.

um well a big pile of money oh here's here's my new favorite here's this is uh oh this chick's great this is she looks like a cartoon of a person she looks like if she was 85 years old that's how like 90 year old women you know she looks like she's dinner for this woman's like 40 and she dresses like this and looks like this she looks like the guy in uh in groundhog day it's like hey needle nose neck yes if he transitioned

Listen to what she says and listen to her. Listen to this. Norms are important, right? The reason we're so... Norms...

Norms are important. And one of those norms is ignoring that your president is obviously not in control, demented to the fact where the guy he handpicked to prosecute him said, I can't prosecute him because he's going to get off because the jury will say he's old and he doesn't have a memory. Remember when you said adult children of alcoholics? Yes, we're adult children of alcoholics. That's what the word norms are important. So that's right. Shit.

Shhh. Norms are important around this house. You know that. So this shows you that I've said this for a long time. Americans are we're a country full of adult children of alcoholics. You don't get mad at the guy who's fucking you. You get mad at the guy who tells you that some guy is screwing you. And that's what this is. So they're not angry at Joe Biden and the establishment for giving us this demented mummy of a person.

Who's obviously just a tool of the corporations who own him. They're not angry at that. They're angry at that. Someone told him, told you that he's demented. They're not angry that he's demented. They're angry that someone told you. And here we go. Here, here we go.

Norms are important, right? The reason we're so far along because norms have not been followed. I would say norms have not been followed. So she does the vocal fry. She's a grown up person worth millions of dollars. And she's talking like a valley girl doing vocal fry. Okay. So just, you know, norms that you follow because you're a cunt.

I don't think that her is a good faith actor and I think that 245 pages of that show that. I mean he's not a neurologist. You want to weigh in on legal things? That's fine. But you know the idea and again to fault someone for saying they don't remember during a deposition when we've seen people like Dr. Anthony Fauci say that hundreds of times during a deposition.

She thinks invoking the fact that Anthony Fauci said, I don't know, hundreds of times when he was doing a deposition about COVID. She think that that's a good defense. Again, these people, these are someone who's turning on this to get news. There's people who watching man's Alexander Pelosi. She's she thought that was a good defense.

That's like nobody's turning it on to get news. People are on like a treadmill or an exercise bike and they happen to catch a little clip of it on the thing. And it's just enough. That's why it's repeated all day. So because who's going to watch if you're dumb enough to believe what this dingbat is saying, you would never you wouldn't be interested in politics. You'd be using Taylor Swift and that football guy.

So this is so while you're busy, a liberal on the go, at the gym, at the whatever, you're going to not miss your medicine of hearing this hypnotism, neuro-linguistic programming. This is your five minutes of hate. Advertising is that. Run it all day. Run the ads all day. They're advertising. Advertising.

This is your five minutes of hate. I need to hate somebody and block out what's really happening. So what's really happening is you're being ruled by the military industrial complex and Wall Street and Big Pharma, and they have a demented puppet in the White House. That's the norms.

And so people need to block that out. So they turn this on so they can tell they can take the hatred they're supposed to have for that and they could put it at someone who just told them the truth. And that's what Molly Jung Fast is there to do is to give you someone to hate besides the actual corrupt system you're supposed to hate.

So you take the hatred that's real and should be directed at the powerful who are screwing you, and you take that hatred and you put it towards someone who just told you the truth about that system. That's what Molly Jong Fast is there. What she's doing right here, sucking horse penises.

on OnlyFans has more dignity than what she's doing right here. Yeah. A bit. I mean, I would say she is doing that here. I would say... This is the equivalent of that. Yeah. As above, so below, as they say. As above, so below. The carpet matches the dreams. As without.

That's what you're supposed to say if you don't remember because you don't want to be wrong. And so I do think he sort of picked up things that are tactically tactics that people... He picked up tactically tactics. That was the name of my other improv. That was...

Tactically Tactics is here. And now I need a location. Okay, a news set. Now I need a topic. Covering up for the establishment and that they appointed a demented guy to do the bidding of the military industrial complex. Norms are important. And I need a job. Slavery is a norm. She has that face. How's that? I got this job as a priest of the devil to put his message across this earth.

That's a real person. That's a real person on television. I'm a norms nun. She has a million followers on Twitter. No, she doesn't. Not real, right? No, she doesn't. Nobody's watching this shit or believing this shit. They buy it. They get fed up.

Fake. This has been going on for years as long as it's been around. They're fucking fake. The YouTube channels are like, oh, Ukraine's really kicking ass. And I'm like, you have 100,000 views? No, they don't. I know. No, they don't. It's some fucking government lie program. And you get in trouble when you mention it. That's right. And you know the people who are in on that, right? You know who is in the corporate algorithm?

Right? So it's the MSNBC contract people. It's the TYTs. It's now the Kyle Kalinske show. His channel was dead for two years straight. All of a sudden. And he's got blonde mind control hair. He's got mind control hair. Still can't get views, but he does get 30,000 new subscribers a month. Hey, I need you to write an essay about why it's wrong to run against Joe Biden, except if you're Marianne Williamson, who also has no chance. Go ahead, Kyle. Hey,

drew conclusions that were not his conclusions to draw. They were not his conclusions to draw. Oh, I'm not an expert on senility. Yeah, you have to be an expert. You have to be a neurologist. Okay, he's not senile. He's a blithering... When he wasn't senile, he also sucked and was a liar and a plagiarist. Right? Yes. He's probably plagiarizing a better senile guy, I imagine.

So Jason Jones tweeted out, these are the symptoms of dementia. Memory loss, which is usually noticed by someone else.

Problems communicating or finding words. Trouble with visual or spatial abilities such as getting lost while driving. Problems with reasoning or problem solving. Falling off a bike. Trouble performing complex tasks like trying to get off a stage after a speech. Sniffing stuff. Trouble with planning and organizing. Poor coordination and control of movements like falling off a bike. Sending all your money to Ukraine. Confusion and disorientation. Psychological changes, personality changes.

Well, he's just become angrier. Letting Israel kill everyone. That's normal for Israel to do that. If you think it's wrong, it's not for you to say. It's for you to pay. That's a rhyme, and that means it's true. I mean, how can you, if you still turn to MSNBC, like my old roommate does, who I love, turns to MSNBC for news, after watching them just repeat the same word over and over to each other,

Because you know they got the memo. How could you still do that? How could you still tune into that? Well, when I was a child, I watched the original Michael Keaton Batman movie over and over and over again because it comforted me as a fucking child. Because it comforts them. And so now, the right and left, you know, the right's your feminine side and the left's your man logic side. So everything they do is based around destroying one or both of those hemispheres and

So the kid, your subconscious, is home alone so they can molest it and install their dick in your fucking brain so you just jizz out whatever they want you to jizz out. Sorry to be a poet about it. Wow, that was very poetic, Kurt. You really... I'm writing a book on esoterica. ♪

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I'll start in reverse order. Why now? Well, I've been trying for three years to do this interview. The US government prevented me from doing it by spying on my text messages and leaking them to the New York Times.

And that spooked the Russian government into canceling the interview. So I've been trying to do this, but my country's intel services were working against me illegally. And that enraged me because I'm an American citizen. I'm 54. I pay my taxes. I obey the law. And there was no expectation in the America that I grew up in that my government and its intel services, NSA and CIA, which were always outwardly focused on our foreign enemies, would be turned inward against American citizens. And I'm shocked by that. And I'm infuriated by that.

And so once I discovered that that was happening, and I confirmed it was happening, and they admitted that they did it, then I was totally determined, monomaniacally dedicated to doing this interview, not simply because I want to know what Vladimir Putin is like and what he thinks about a war that is resetting the world and really gravely damaging my country's economy, but also because they told me I couldn't on the basis of illegitimate means and for no really clearly stated justification. And I thought, that can't stand. I want to live in a free country. I was born in one.

And I'm going to do whatever small thing I can do to maintain the society that I love. You are known to be pro-Republican Party, right wing of the Republican Party. So let me just say, that's why I did the interview now. And he found out he wanted to do it earlier. He found out his own intelligence community was spying on him and releasing it to the press. And he said, I've been a good American my whole life. I pay my taxes. I'm 54. And I never thought that would be turned against me. And of course it is.

Your government is your enemy. The media is your enemy. They're working against you. Okay. There's people out there. I think Bill Gates cares about them. I'm not kidding. Here we go. They said first, you've been a Democrat. That's not true. A Republican. Okay. Or you are known to be pro-Trump, anti-Biden. What is truthful in this? And you went to Putin because you are pro-Trump and anti-Biden? No.

I mean, my views are not very interesting. I'm not sure how to characterize them. They're changing as quickly as the world itself is changing. And as a matter of principle, I think that your views should change when the evidence changes. And assumptions that you had in the past are proven wrong. That has happened to me virtually every month of my life. If you pay close enough attention, you can rate your own performance, just as if you're betting on sports.

You know, I lost that one. And when you do, when it turns out that things you thought were true were lies, you should admit it. So what are my views? I'm not certain. Tell the truth is my main view. And I plan to do that to the best of my ability. So Trump played no role in this whatsoever. There's obviously an election in my country coming to fruition in November. I have no idea what's going to happen. I think that the current administration is very obviously incompetent and the president is senile. That's not an attack. Everyone knows it. It has now been confirmed, I would say, this week that

in the report that you're all familiar with. And that's very sad, but it had sort of nothing to do with the interview. I wanted to interview Putin because he's the leader of a country that the US government is sort of at war with, though not in a declared way.

You know your president, President Biden, well. Yes, I do. You've been working in several media organizations from PBS, CNBC, MSNBC, Fox News, CNN, and you've been covering this field well, and you know the American politicians. And now you've been following Putin, and you did a very lengthy interview with this gentleman, and for sure to interview him, you did your homework and you did your research.

comparing the culture, the competence between Vladimir Putin and Biden. How do you see the two men now running the world? I mean, if this were boxing, the fight would be called by the medic. So and I say that as an American and I don't have another passport. I don't plan to ever leave my country. My family's been there hundreds of years and I love it. I am a patriotic American and I grieve when I see that the president is non-compass menace and that in my country it is considered very rude to say that.

And you sort of wonder, how did you get to a place where you have an incompetent president who's driven not simply the standard of living, but life expectancy downward? And no one feels free to say that. That's not a political observation. It's a statement of fact, which is provable empirically. And the most radicalizing thing I would just say for me in the eight days I spent in Moscow was not simply the leader of the country, who, of course, is impressive. It's the largest landmass in the world.

And it's wildly diverse, linguistically, culturally, religiously. It's hard to run a country like that for 24 years, whether you like it or not. So an incapable person couldn't do that. He is very capable, and many of you know him, and you know that. What was radicalizing, very shocking, and very disturbing for me was the city of Moscow, where I'd never been, the biggest city in Europe, 13 million people. And it is so much nicer than any city in my country. I had no idea. My father spent a lot of time there in the 80s when he worked for the U.S. government and barely had electricity. And

And now it is so much cleaner and safer and prettier aesthetically. It's architecture, it's food, it's service than any country in the United States that you have. And this is not ideological. How did that happen? How did that happen? And at a certain point, I don't think the average person cares as much about abstractions as about the concrete reality of his life.

And if you can't use your subway, for example, as many people are afraid to in New York City because it's too dangerous, you have to sort of wonder, like, isn't that the ultimate measure of leadership? And that's true. By the way, it's radicalizing for an American to go to Moscow. I didn't know that. I've learned it this week. To Singapore, to Tokyo, to Dubai and Abu Dhabi. Because these cities, no matter how we're told they're run and on what principles they're run, are wonderful places to live.

They don't have rampant inflation. We're not going to get raped. Excuse me. What is that? Excuse me. Are you anti-American model? No, I am the most pro-American. So he's telling you that the problems that are in every American city right now don't exist in these other cities around the world. I was always told that the United States is the greatest country in the world and we have things other places don't have.

And he's just traveling around, going to all these cities. They don't have these problems that we have. They don't have homeless people everywhere under every bridge. They don't have drug addicts following you to your car when you come out of the 7-Eleven. They don't have everything locked up and lock and key when you go to a Target. That's what he's saying. But we do have that here. And we don't have high-speed train, rail. We don't have free college. We don't have universal health care. We have health care that bankrupts you if you get really sick.

People tell me I'm mature. Jimmy, I got great health care. I go, have you been sick yet? They go, no. I go, well, wait till you get sick and wait till you see all those bills that pile up. I had great health. I had the best plan you could have with Blue Cross when I got sick. Still went bankrupt because I was sick for years. I was sick for two years at least, if not longer. Wait till you get really sick. I go, have you been sick? Have you been really sick? No. So other countries have things we don't have now.

And the only reason is because we're run by criminals. For real. Criminals.

I'm 54. I was born in 1969. I grew up in a country that had cities like Moscow and Abu Dhabi and Dubai and Singapore and Tokyo, and we no longer have them. And what I have discovered is that's a voluntary choice. As inflationists, as you heard in that fascinating last panel, inflation is the product of choices made mostly by the central bank, not exclusively, but by policymakers. Crime, same. You don't have to have crime, actually. If you don't put, my children don't smoke marijuana at the breakfast table. Why? Because I won't allow them. It's very simple. It's a short conversation. No.

And you can run your country the same way. We're not going to put up with that, so don't do it. And people understand that. Filth, graffiti, Paris, one of my favorite cities, New York, one of my favorite cities, are filthy.

And part of the reason they're filthy is because people spray paint obscenities on buildings and no one cleans it up. So that encourages more people to do the same. And our policymakers, for some reason, don't notice this. London, another one of my favorite cities. You see English girls begging for drugs on the sidewalk. And I thought to myself, if I'm Boris Johnson, who briefly and very badly ran that country, I would ask myself, like, wait a second, my countrymen are begging for drugs on the street. Maybe I should do something about that. But no, he'll show up and give some speech about Ukraine and how we need to send more cluster bombs to the brave Ukrainians. What are you doing? You mentioned Ukraine.

By talking to this. I mean, isn't that shocking to people? He's talking about all these other countries, all of these cities, these international cities. They're much better than any city in America. You go to Paris, you go to New York. They're filthy now.

President Putin, for this lengthy interview, my question is, did you have coffee with him? Did you have any off-the-record discussion before the interview? After. Did you feel during the interview or before or after that this man can make or is willing to do a historical compromise, number one, on the status of the world with the U.S., and number two, about Ukraine? Is he a compromiser, yes or no? Of course.

Right? I mean, leaders of every country on the planet, other than maybe the United States during the unipolar period, are forced by the nature of their jobs to compromise. Compromise is part of, that's what diplomacy is. And he's among those. His position is clearly hardening. Russia has been rebuffed by the West. I mean, Vladimir Putin, this is not, I'm not flacking for Putin. I'm an American. I'm not going to live in Russia. I don't love Vladimir Putin. I'm stating the facts.

He asked Bill Clinton to join NATO. He tried to make a missile deal. He mentioned this in the interview. That's correct. And he's mentioned it in other forums as well. And NATO said, no, we don't want you. Now, if the point of NATO, not if, the point of NATO originally, of course, the post-war goal of NATO was to keep the Russians, the Soviets, from coming into Western Europe. It was a bulwark against the Russians. So if the Russians asked you to join the alliance, that would suggest you have solved the problem and you can move on to do something constructive with your life. But we refused.

And so, I mean... And so that tells you that the point of NATO is not what they say it is. Just like Chomsky said, what's been the point of NATO since the fall of the Soviet Union? Meditate on that. Go sit in the sauna for an hour and think about what that means. Before sitting in the sauna, a question. A question now.

Final conclusion, you think that Vladimir Putin is eager for a compromise, a compromise like Yalta, Sykes-Bicot, the Ottoman Empire, several agreements, any international agreement to share power and to share influence in the world with the West if there is somebody who is willing and willing

Biden administration wants tension, wants war, want to exert pressure on him so that they can weaken his economy and weaken his alliance with China. Is this is what you are reaching from your conclusions? My conclusions are in code. I mean, I've been thinking about this for a couple of years. I have a whole new set of data to mull over. I'm not a genius, so it's going to take me a while to figure out what I think. But at this stage, four days later, I would say, first of all, Yalta and Sykes-Picot are two of the worst agreements ever struck. So

I hope whatever comes out of this is nothing like those. But first things first, Putin wants to get out of this war. He's not going to become more open to negotiation the longer this goes on. One of the things we've learned in the course of the last two years is that Russia's industrial capacity is a lot more profound than we thought it was. And Russia's having Russia, this country we were assured was a gas station with nuclear weapons.

has a pretty easy time making missiles, rockets, and artillery shells, whereas NATO doesn't. So we should think about what that means. One. Two, the West doesn't spend any time, or our policymakers in Washington spend no time thinking about, like, what are the achievable goals here? I have heard, personally, U.S. government officials say, well, we're just going to have to return Crimea to Ukraine.

Well, you don't need to be a Russia scholar. So that's not going to happen short of a nuclear war. That's insane, actually. So even to say something like that reveals that you are a child. You don't understand the area at all and you have no real sense of what's possible. And so as long as our leaders and not simply in the US, but NATO and I really mean Germany, don't take the time to learn about what's possible. We're not going to get anywhere. You think there is a big gap between the depths of understanding the philosophy of history between Biden and between Putin?

You see Putin who have studied history and who is very deep in history. And he looks like he gave you a lecture in for 30 minutes concerning the history of Ukraine and its relationship with the mother Russia. Does Biden understand the law of action and reaction which moves a country like Russia? I can't overstate how incapacitated Joe Biden is. It's not an attack. That is a fact. And anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.

So these are not decisions Joe Biden is making. But there are capable people around Biden, and I know them.

What they lack is any perspective at all. So a conversation with a US policymaker about the history of the region would begin and end with a conversation about, of course, Chamberlain and Churchill and Hitler, period. So the American policymaker historical template is tiny. In fact, there's only one. And it's a two-year period in the late 1930s. And everything is based on that understanding of history and human nature. And that's insane. And so actually, American policymakers have convinced themselves that Vladimir Putin is going to take over Poland.

And it is not a defense of Putin. I don't mean to defend Putin. I'm not a fan of Putin's, and I'm not a subject of Putin's. I'm an American. However, there's no evidence that Putin has any interest in expanding his borders. He is the largest country in the world, and it's very hard to run. They don't need natural resources. There's nothing in Poland he wants. There's nothing he will gain by taking Poland other than more trouble. If you're saying that he's going to invade Poland, you don't know what you're talking about. Here is a point.

A point in the interview, when you asked him, are you ready to invade Poland? Are you an expansionist power? Yes, in Poland. He said, only if Poland launched a war on Russia. Okay? Okay.

Ukraine did not launch a war on Russia and he invaded Ukraine. Why you didn't follow up on this question? I started with that question, actually. But he treated me to 35 minutes of Catherine the Great and the Rus'. But no, the core question is why did he move his forces into eastern Ukraine? And I watched this from a distant vantage in the United States. And I watched the Vice President of the United States, Kamala Harris,

go to the Munich Security Conference just days before that in February of 2022 and say in a public forum, at a press conference to Zelensky, the president of Ukraine, we want you to join NATO, which is another way of saying it's a synonym for we plan to put nuclear weapons on Russia. Are you joking? Of course they did. And it just tells you how constipated and restricted and censored the U.S. media landscape is that I was the only one who said that. Well, wait a second. The purpose of diplomacy is to reach a peaceful, mutually one hopes beneficial conclusion to a crisis.

So if you're showing up voluntarily at the Munich Security Conference and saying, hey, Zelensky, why don't you allow us to put nuclear weapons on Russia's border? You're cruising for a war because you know that's the red line. Because Putin has said that...

Any close observer in the area already knows that. Now, do you have an explanation, a reasonable explanation, why there is this anti-war and these very negative remarks about this interview from a lot of your colleagues and a lot of politicians in the world? One of the ways that I think I'm different is I don't like the Internet, and I haven't seen any of the reaction. And I would imagine, you know, I'm not the most popular person among my colleagues in the United States. I wouldn't have dinner with them anyway, so it's no great loss.

But, you know, I can't imagine what their motives would be. I didn't go to Russia, of course, to promote Vladimir Putin. And if that was my purpose, I'd say so, because I'm not embarrassed. I went because I felt that most Americans, in whose name all of this is being done, don't really know what's happening, and they know nothing about the guy they're supposedly at war with, unofficially. And I just felt that my job, if I have a job in this world, is to bring information to people so they can decide. And so I wanted to do the longest interview I could with Vladimir Putin that contained the most amount of Vladimir Putin talk

not me grandstanding about what a great person I am. When an American journalist interviews someone like Vladimir Putin, the whole point of the interview was to say, "I'm a good person and you're not." And that interview was aimed at his colleagues in the newsrooms in the United States. "I'm a good person? Why are you such a bad person? You're committing genocide." Okay.

That's not fruitful and that's not my role. I care what God thinks of me, what my wife thinks of me, what my four children think of me, and that's all I care about. So I don't need to prove that I'm a good person. I want to hear Vladimir Putin talk so people in my country can assess what's happening. That's it. I'll use the devil's advocate. Advocate away. Yes, okay, I'll tell you. You should challenge in the rules of an interview, and you're a master in your business. It's not for me to give you a lecture about that, but you should challenge some ideas. For instance,

You didn't talk about freedom of speech in Russia. You did not talk about Navalny, about assassinations, about the restrictions on opposition in the coming elections. I didn't talk about the things that every other American media outlet talks about. Because those are covered and because I have spent my life... So that's the exact same...

very similar parallel criticism that people give me. Hey, why don't you go after Trump more? Why don't you make fun of Trump more? Why don't you call him a Russian? Why don't you go? I'm here to debunk that shit. And that's all covered. If you need to get your 10 minutes of hate on Trump a day, that's covered. It's everywhere else. It's everywhere else. I'm an alternative news source. I give you the alternative view. I also criticize Donald Trump when it's relative, when it's relevant.

I showed you how he turned around on ending the Ukraine war. We showed you that. I have another speech of his I'm going to pick apart when I come back from my tour this weekend where he says he wants to put drug dealers in prison. And I'm thinking like, you mean like Dr. Fauci? That's how you want to click. That's what you need to do. But anyway, so when, of course, when it's relevant, of course we do.

But he's making the same stupid criticisms of him. We get the same ones here. Hey, why don't you do what everyone else is doing? Why don't you talk about the same things everyone else is talking about? I had people who I debated over COVID on this show say to me, why don't you bring on more mainstream doctors to talk about COVID? Do you mean the stuff that they're getting every other and every other network? They get that everywhere. We're here to be the antidote to that, you dummies.

Hey, why don't you just let Anderson Cooper host your show, Jimmy, when you're out of town? Literally, I had a guy who I debated about COVID on this show say that to me off air. I think he said it on air. Why don't you have more mainstream doctors on your show? Hey, why don't you have more pro-war people on your show, Jimmy? Why don't you have more pro-lockdown, more pro-mandate? Why don't you have more liars on your show, Jimmy?

As if the doctors I was bringing on weren't mainstream doctors. These are the leading doctors in their field. They just had a counter narrative to the establishment. So they were immediately discredited and smeared as fringe, which they were not. The doctors I was bringing on own five patents on vaccines. These are not fringe people. They just had it. They just were telling you the truth about COVID.

They wanted me to bring out more liars. That's a real thing that was said. I think it was said on camera. You should bring out more mainstream doctors on your show. So anyway, that's exactly the same kind of stupid criticisms he gets, and he just rebuffed it. You get that everywhere. That's not what I'm interested in. Talking to people who run countries in various countries and have concluded the following, that every leader kills people, including my leader. Every leader kills people. Some kill more than others. Leadership requires killing people. Sorry. That's why I wouldn't want to be a leader. That press restriction is universal in the United States. I know because I've lived it. I've

You know, I've had a lot of jobs and I've done this for 34 years and I know how it works. And so he's he's sick. They were. Hey, why don't you tell people that Putin's a killer? Why don't you tell people that Putin restricts his media? He just said, just like Donald Trump said, there's a lot of killers. America has a lot of George Bush killed a million people in Iraq. Joe Biden is currently torturing Julian Assange. Edward Snowden is currently not allowed back in the country.

They censored everybody on the Internet during COVID. Everybody. And they're still doing it, by the way. If you think that's over, you're wrong. So, again, these people in America think censorship is something that happens in other countries. People in America think that terrorist states are other countries. America is the biggest terrorist in the world. They're the most murderous, the biggest terrorist, the most imperialistic. Nobody comes close to the United States.

There's more censorship in Russia than there is in the United States, but there's a great deal in the United States. And so, you know, at a certain point, it's like people can decide whether they think, you know, what countries they think are better, what systems they think are better. I just want to know what he thinks. That was the whole point. Yes, I was very surprised about an inappropriate remark. I don't think it is

contains any of the what you can call jaunty-ess or nice-ess from Mrs. Clinton when she mentioned a phrase about you. I don't want to repeat it. You're not going to hurt my feelings. Don't worry. Well, gentlemen, she called this gentleman dishonorable, gentleman that he is playing the role of a

A traitor. You see it. I didn't see it. You didn't see it? She's a child. I don't listen to her. How's Libya doing? No, no, no, no. Okay. She said... So he's trying to make the point that Hillary Clinton called him a... I'm pretty sure she called him a traitor. And he's saying, I don't know what she called me. The useful idiot. Oh, okay. And if you see... She called him a useful idiot. That's what she called him. Interview, that has nothing to do with this at all. He was trying to get...

testimony about the world as Putin sees it. And this is exactly what we need to know, how this man thinks. Either you consider him an enemy or you consider him

a friend or you consider him a dictator but you shouldn't understand how the man thinks now you put it better than i could that's you just described my motive right there okay sir what whether you think putin is a dictator whether you consider him an enemy whether you consider him a friend you need to hear how he thinks and that's the perfect that's exactly what tucker carlson was trying that's a real interview

And Tucker Carlson is making the point that most people, if they act that opportunity, they interview him, which they don't ever take. And if they did, what they would do is they'd use it to show people what a good person that they are. And I'm going to call Putin names and say he's a bad person. Tucker Carlson, just like Trump said, a lot of killers. There's no bigger murderers and killers in the United States than leaders. Okay. Now, the question is,

If this is that, that is that, as they say in the United States, and this is the power of media and the way the media is becoming very biased in a deep state like America, where are we going in the model of democracy in the world? Media information in a free country is a counterbalance against entrenched power, not just government power, but the economic power, business power.

In my country, constitutionally, it is designed to serve as a counterbalance to that. So if sources of information, media outlets, align with entrenched power, then you have a powerless population, and it's totalitarian. And that is very quickly the direction the United States is headed.

So the media is in bed with the government, the same people who own your congressman and your senators and the president. They're owned. Those are the same people who own your media. So your media is entrenched with those same people. And now we don't have we are powerless people.

That's why we still don't have health care. That's why they still won't fix the homeless problem. That's why you still don't have free college. That's why you still don't have high speed rail. That's why you still don't have nice things in America. That's why they're kicking community members out of their own community centers and filling it with migrants. Because you are powerless people. Because the media is aligned with the same billionaire criminals who own your government. And if you don't think you're all government's own, then you're a naive child.

And I do think that technology evets this progression, and machine learning especially. And so it's a perilous moment if it were a democracy, purportedly, and a prerequisite for democracy is information so that the electorate can make up its mind and decide who to choose. And so if you don't have access to information, you don't have democracy. And we're in this sort of weird spiral where our leaders lecture us ever more about democracy and how sacred it is, even as they choke it off.

choke it to death. And so I think the people who provide information, who bring the facts to the public, have a critical role to play. And right now it's difficult. I'm not facing any great... I don't mean to cast myself as a hero. I'm certainly not a hero at all. But I do think it's tougher and tougher to do that. And that means we have a greater obligation to do it. Sir, do you have an explanation? Till this moment, since the Gaza events took place, till now, nobody came out and said, how on earth the United States of America is vetoing

the stoppage of fire, how a country would veto not to continue war, how somebody is against stopping a war. The United States is, for this moment, is the most powerful country in the history of the world. So if you were to frame this in terms we're all familiar with, which are the most basic terms, the terms of the family, the United States would be that, would be the father.

And the father's sacred obligation is to protect his family and to restore peace within his walls. So if I come home, I have four children. If I come home from work and two of my kids are fighting, what's the first thing I do? Even before I assess why they're fighting, before I gather the facts and know what's happening, I stop fighting. So if I come home and I have two kids fighting and I say, go, go, get the crap out of them, I am evil. Because I violated the most basic duty of fatherhood, which is to bring peace. Because I have the power. I'm the only one who can bring peace. And so if you see a nation with awesome power abetting war for its own sake...

you have a leadership that has no moral authority, that is illegitimate. And I mean that too. And I'm not even referring to any specific region or conflict. I mean generally. And I'm deeply offended by that. Deeply. And it's something that I try to express, and I'm often called a traitor for saying that. It's the opposite. I say that because I believe in the United States. I think it has been a morally superior country.

And if we allow our leaders to use our power to spread destruction for its own sake, that is shameful. It's a binary, okay? It's a black and white. It's a zero and a one. You are either creating or you're destroying. You're improving or you're degrading. And that's how you know whether something is good or bad, whether it's virtuous or evil. If you just judge the fruits.

by its fruits, you will know it. And I'm very distressed and concerned that we are entering an era where this awesome force for good is instead being used for evil. Two quick questions because I ran out of time. First question is, now in the American elections, we have probabilities. Either it's Biden and Trump or Biden and somebody else, not Trump, or no Biden and no Trump and

circumstances or fate get us two different people representing Republican or Democrats. What do you think? Where are we going to reach the coming 19th of November? Who will be running the show?

I haven't honestly, I haven't the faintest idea. But I think there's volatility ahead in our political sphere. And clearly there is because I like you when you said I don't have an idea you have this carriage of to say that you don't know. You were telling me this morning that what one of the things which you like very much about here, our President Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed, God bless

Bless him. When you ask him a question, if he doesn't have an answer to tell me, actually, I don't know the answer of this question. I've never heard a leader of anything, whether it's a country or a company or a soccer team ever in my life, in a lifespan interviewing people. I've never heard a single one of them say, you know, I don't know the answer. It's very complicated. I haven't figured it out. I've never heard anybody say that. And to me, that is the pure sign of wisdom because wisdom grows from humility. Wisdom grows from the recognition that you are not God.

And in the United States, we had a period where we were sort of having this debate about are some religions good and some religions bad. I'll tell you my view on it. And it's a hardened view. It's a sincere view. I divide the world not between Muslim, Jew and Christian or Buddhist. I divide the world between people who believe they're God and people who know they're not. And the only people I trust are in the second category, because that is the beginning of wisdom. When you know you are not God, that you cannot affect every change that you want, you can't foresee the future, that you're not omnipotent.

then you are much more likely to make good decisions, wise, humane decisions. By contrast, when you believe you have the power to shape the world and other people, as we were hearing this morning through biohacking, when you think you can create a better human being through technology, you're very dangerous because you don't understand your own limits. You will get a lot of people killed when you have those false beliefs, in my opinion. By this note, Mr. Carlson, thank you very much for giving us this. So there you go.

So there's Tucker Carlson responding to questions and this same stupid propaganda that you heard everywhere thrown at him. And he got a chance to actually answer the questions. And I was very, this is called the World Government Summit. I don't even know where that's held, but it looks like it's being held maybe in Dubai or something. And so there you go. There you have it. And I hope you enjoyed that. We'll see in Philly. We'll see in Boston. Philly and Boston. Philly this Friday. Boston on Sunday. So two for one tickets in Philly.

Yep. There you go. Valentine 24. Valentine for the Valentines. You want to do a nice Valentine's Day? The code is Valentine24. So go to JimmyDore.com for a link for those tickets. Saturday Night Show is sold out in Avondale, New Jersey. So we do have tickets left in Philly. We have tickets left in Boston. Valentine 24 gets you two for one in Philly. Okay. See you there. Bye. Bye.

Here's a nice Valentine's Day story for you, Kurt. I slept with my half-sibling. Woman's horror story reflects loosely related nature of U.S. fertility industry. Well, I full slept with, I half slept with my full sibling. Victoria Hill never quite understood how she could be so different from her father.

In looks and in temperament. But current Khloe Kardashian. This 39-year-old licensed clinical social worker from suburban Connecticut used to joke that perhaps she was the mailman's child. Go, go. Hold on to your hat, Kurt. Oh, geez. What should have been a routine quest to learn more about herself...

Turned into a shocking revelation that she had many more siblings than just the brother she grew up with. The count now stands at 22 siblings. Noice. Noice. Sorry. Some of them reached out to her and dropped more bombshells. Bill's biological father was not the man she grew up with.

But the fertility doctor who had been helping her mother conceive using donated sperm. That's even better than your dad. He's a doctor. The doctor, Burton Caldwell, a sibling told her, had used his own sperm to inseminate her mother, allegedly without her consent. That's how Jesus was made. Her doctor, he goes to a fertility clinic.

Her doctor uses his own sperm. This story is old as time. I remember a 90s SNL sketch with John Goodman where he plays the last time. It was a big story where a doctor was doing that. Yeah, because keep in mind, like, during the pandemic, I was laughing on stage to read these articles about it. So there's all these, like, career gals that froze their eggs, you know, to go find some sperm when they were ready and this and that. Yeah.

vaccinated sperm is worthless. If you were going to plan to make money off your sperm, you got vaccine. I got bad news. All these vaccinated liberal gals don't want vaccinated. And,

And there's a shortage of different kinds. We're like, I want the baby to look like me and all that. So there's a shortage. So if you have a sperm clinic and you can't take sperm, well, also you're a pervert. There's something a lot of these guys get off on knowing they put their, like a weird Nazi fixation of like my genes are spreading. And, you know, I'm a great smart doctor. You're lucky. There's a whole psychology of it.

So here, let's watch this. The sperm business is dirty business. Put it that way. I mean, I'll just put it out there. I mean, I was intimate with my half-brother. Oh. But you didn't know. We didn't know. So she was dating this guy in high school. Turns out it was her half-brother. See, yeah. Oh. Yeah. They couldn't have known.

In the early 2000s, they were two teenagers growing up in Wallingford, Connecticut, a suburb like any other, where Victoria Hill met her high school boyfriend. This, I think, was junior year. Obviously, you're dating here. Yeah. What Victoria didn't know then... My husband and I tried for a while, and it wasn't working. What was the infertility world like back then? Back then, everything was kept quiet. It was kept not really secret-secret, but it wasn't advertised.

Her mother, Marilee Hill, turned to a New Haven, Connecticut fertility specialist, Dr. Burton Caldwell. She says Dr. Caldwell told her he would inseminate her using an anonymous medical student's sperm. Hill got pregnant. There's babe me. I kind of erased it in my mind that they weren't mothballs.

my husband's biological children. Until recently, when Victoria took a commercially available DNA test, curious about her health history. To her shock, she found half-siblings she never knew existed. One of them reached out, revealing their biological father is Dr. Caldwell. When I opened it up, it basically just kind of put out there, what you're seeing is some half-siblings because we believe that the doctor that did your mother's fertility treatment might be our biological father.

And I just, I just remember sitting there just being like, just like, what? What is happening? Victoria's high school boyfriend who asked his identity be concealed was also donor conceived. His parents also used Dr. Caldwell. The boyfriend took a DNA test. He texted me and it was a screenshot of the 23andMe connection. And it said, you are my sister. What? Whoa. We're siblings? Yeah.

She continued to find more brothers and sisters, all discovered through DNA, all connected to Dr. Caldwell. Yeah. I've slept with my half-sibling. There were four of us that we know of in the same high school. Another half-sibling, we went to the same elementary school. Is there a high school in Argentina? And that's just in the 23 that I know. My children have 41 first cousins that we know of, most which are local. So how many could there be?

Victoria's story is a worst case scenario in the fertility field. The FDA regulates sperm and egg donations, but doesn't limit the number of donations nor the amount of offspring, vastly behind some Western countries with tighter controls. And when it comes to doctors using their own sperm without patient consent, there's currently no federal law and only 13 states with existing fertility fraud laws.

I consider you guys sisters or I'll say like half sisters. A lot more people than I think we know struggle to conceive. And that's why all of our moms did what they did because they wanted babies. They would do anything. For my kids' sake, I hope you get the tall gene. Victoria and two of her half sisters say they are Caldwell's biological children, all born within four years in the 1980s. It's only through commercial genetic tests that they can track their growing numbers.

None of us knew. And every single time it comes up, we end up having to relive what that experience was like. So Janine, you went and saw Dr. Caldwell. Yes. You snapped a picture. Why did you take a picture? I wanted proof, but...

I still, when I see that picture, it's this sick feeling. I felt strongly that I had to meet him to make him and the whole situation real and try to make it make sense. Janine Pearson filed a civil lawsuit against Caldwell last year. It's all she can do for some sense of justice. We don't want this to happen to anybody else.

Dr. Caldwell stopped practicing sometime in the early 2000s, but he still lives here in Connecticut. So we decided to stop and see if we could chat with him. Okay, so I saw Dr. Caldwell. He appears to be frail, quite elderly. I chatted briefly with his wife, who did not want to talk.

The law is, frankly, way behind technology in this area. Attorney Matt Blumenthal represents Victoria Hill, her high school boyfriend, and Hill's mother. There are dozens of reported cases like this of other fertility doctors accused of impregnating their patients, hundreds of offspring who only recently discovered the truth because of DNA testing. It's been kept from them for so long, they can't do anything about it because the legal system may not provide them a remedy.

It's insane to me that there's just no justice. There's no recourse. The reason why I'm telling this story, I mean, for me coping, I need to make meaning of this somehow. I am happy to be alive, but I don't want to be the product of a fraud. Victoria Hill, her mother and national advocates are right now pushing for federal regulation. Hill is in Washington this week to talk to lawmakers about a proposed federal bill. It has been written. It is currently sitting in the House of Representatives. We will be following them on their journey.

Caldwell's attorney had no comment when CNN reached out to him. Kyung-La, CNN, Washington. So happy Valentine's Day. Jesus Christ. Trust the science, Jimmy. You gotta trust the science. You gotta trust the science. Hey, become a premium member. Go to JimmyDoreComedy.com. Sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business.

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