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The women of The View have finally figured out that the vaccine doesn't stop transmission or contraction. Although, Kurt, we have to state that it does slow it and it will keep it from being seriously ill, hospitalized or death. It's fantastic. It's safe and effective. Right. But this is what they used to say. They brought out a woman before onto The View.
Who told them that, that the vaccine doesn't stop transmission or contraction. And watch what they said to her. First, I'll start out with what the, this is because they were all for mandates. Remember all those people who were for mandates? I had, I brought a comedian friend of mine on here. He was pro-mandate, didn't know anything about COVID. Nothing. He knew nothing about it. Oh, I thought they just wanted to date with a man because they're lonely old ladies. That's what I thought. Yeah.
well watch this rational and no emotional argument that adds up against getting your damn shot that was this is somebody from on our npr saying that there's no it sounds like some actor there's no rational reason it sounds like hillary supporter it does it sounds like mccray doing hillary supporter rational and no emotional argument that adds up against getting your damn shot there's just
Which it isn't. So National Public Radio lying to you, that's weird because they're funded by public funds. They wouldn't all of a sudden turn on the public themselves, would they? Well, isn't the vaccine funded by public funds and yet privately they make profit? Oh, you're right. Okay, so here we go. So this is rational and no emotional argument that adds up against getting your damn shot. There just isn't. But you made a conscious decision not to get the vaccine. I also have natural immunity to form
So she had COVID. So she has natural immunity. And she's saying she's less of a risk to you than someone who got the virus. So look at the science. So we see that. So here is the science on natural immunity here. I'm going to show it to you. This is right from the CDC. Trill infection is given greater protection or slightly greater protection.
than vaccination. This is a vaccine that was created to prevent severity of disease and to prevent hospitalizations. But the vaccine does not prevent you from getting COVID and does not prevent you from transmitting COVID. Oh my goodness. Oh no, that's not so. Come on. You've been at Fox TV too long. You don't have to enjoy it. I just really don't think that we should allow this kind of misinformation. Look at the clapping seals. Listen to the clapping seals. Oh my goodness.
I really don't think we should go to the view. I really don't think we should allow this form of misinformation. She was actually telling. So this is if you showed up to live, watch the view. Can you imagine what kind of mind of somebody who would show up to watch the view? Yeah. Or the Colbert show. Where does that audience come from?
So, now here's just the other day. By the way, it looks like Whoopi Goldberg is going to Madonna's new stylist or something. You should have this cling on here. Boy, hey, can you give me the hairstyle that makes me look like an alien from the movie Predator? If they don't love me anymore, they will fear me. That's what this looks like. Yeah, what in the hell is that? That is remarkable. I normally try not to remark on...
She looked less alien when she was on Star Trek. No kidding. Playing an alien. That's on purpose. She's trying to get them to plan a Guinan spinoff for Star Trek. So here is what Joy Behar now. So before you heard what she said, let me play it one more time so you know what she said. Rational and no emotional argument that adds up against getting your damn shot. There just isn't. But you made a conscious decision not to get the vaccine. I also have natural immunity to afford
me personally this vaccine poses a greater risk than a benefit i'm also not a risk to any of you let's look at the science so we see that the natural infection is given greater protection or slightly greater protection than vaccination this is a vaccine that was created to prevent severity of disease and to prevent hospitalizations but the vaccine does not prevent you from getting covid and does not prevent you from transmitting oh my goodness reality no that's not so come on you'll
- I've been at Fox TV. - I've joined you too long. - You don't have to join. - I just really don't think that we should allow this kind of misinformation.
So now here's what she says. I mean, look at what's happening with these anti-vax people. You know, I said this the other day. I have been boosted and boosted and boosted. So I got it. COVID. It does not prevent you from getting COVID, but you don't die from it. Right. And yet you have people like this Robert Kennedy Jr. Who's going out there and attacking Fauci and say. So so she just said the exact opposite of what she said. They they wanted to kick that lady off their show. They shouldn't allow that woman to.
From Fox News to speak on their show because she was saying exactly what she realizes now because she's gotten her eighth booster and she's gotten COVID repeatedly. She's been getting COVID every time. That is hilarious.
That's really great. I mean, look at what's happening with these anti-vax people. You know, I said this the other day. I have been boosted and boosted and boosted. So I got it. COVID. It does not prevent you from getting COVID, but you don't die from it. Right. And yet you have people like this. Robert Kennedy. I bet that's the new by the way, that's the new vaccine.
It doesn't prevent you from getting the thing you're being vaccinated against. Let that sink in. I haven't had COVID again since I've had it that one time after I got vaccinated. I got vaccinated. I think I've had it twice. You know, I've had polio. Yeah. I've had... I just got a little bit of it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Pertussis. A little touch of polio. I got diphtheria. Rubella. A little diphtheria. I got a little... Oh, did you do that? Rubella. It's not supposed to stop you from getting rubella. I got...
I got the vapors. So now that that's what they're so they can't. And she and she won't say she won't go, hey, you know, I used to think that it did stop transmission and contraction. And I used to shame people and call them anti-vaxxers and say they were spreading misinformation. But now we know better that we were being lied to because the.
pharmaceutical company never even checked to see if it stopped transmission and how do i know that's true because here is a european politician asking an executive from pfizer if they check to see if it stopped transmission before they released the vaccine to market was the pfizer covid vaccine
tested on stopping the transmission of the virus before it entered the market. So that's the question. Here's the answer. Regarding the question around, did we know about stopping humanization before it entered the market? No. No. We can do our own research, advisor. No.
No, and why? You know, we had to really move at the speed of science. You know, the speed of science when you rush to get the result you want, even if it means cutting corners, fudging numbers, and completely making shit up. That's the speed of science. But to check if it stops transmission. So the entire point of a vaccine...
That's the entire purpose of why the concept of vaccine. The concept of it. She goes, no, of course not. We didn't make sure the thing does. The thing we thought wanted to do. What are you like? We just change what the definition of vaccine is. Well, this is when you use the term science in such a propagandistic way, such a transparently false way.
That is what undermines faith in science. When you have a clear criminal like Anthony Fauci,
declaring I am science. What does that do to people's faith in science now? And then these same people will come out and say, why don't people have faith in institutions anymore? Because of you. I paid good money for this institution. Nobody even trusts it. And so, and so she says, so the Pfizer exact, that's a perfect phase. She constantly looks like she's sniffing a fart. So that is, uh, so that's exact, which is her own research, uh,
So she made it sound like, oh, no, it's so hard to do the kind of research that would be able to tell you if the vaccine stopped transmission. You know how hard it is? Here's how hard it is. This guy said he could do it in two months. Watch. I heard they tried to get this explanation that, oh, well, you know, when rushing this stuff, we couldn't test for transmission. And the place where you want to test for transmission is the real world setting, because that's where it's more difficult to prevent transmission because all kinds of variables. Right. Right.
No, no, no, no. So I went on an interview to correct this because a journalist came to me and said, you know, this is what they said and everything. And it seems legit to us. And, you know, we just want to make sure. No, no, no. It is very easy to test for transmission. And in fact, you should first test for transmission. And every regulatory agency should have made them do this in a highly controlled setting where the only variable you're focusing on is transmission. It's very easy. You take so I talked about animal models. So
A great animal model ferrets, even better mink. Mink get very rarely infected. They express a high affinity receptor. They also get severe COVID-19. Whatever, you pick your animal model that actually is susceptible to COVID-19. You give a bunch of them the virus, right? And then you take a bunch of animals and half of them you give your vaccine to and the other half you give the placebo. And guess what? You co-house them, right? You have two separate rooms where...
There's a whole bunch of infected animals in both rooms. And then the animals you put into each one are either vaxxed or unvaxxed. Right. And then you look at transmission. You see if it can be passed from one animal to another. And I will tell you, these kind of studies are very straightforward. I mean, my lab, if you gave me if I had the animals in hand, the vaccines in hand and we could have the study done in.
you know, well, everything from start to finish. And because remember, there's the intervals for the two doses and everything. Two months.
Give us two months so we have the data, right? So when the rollout took a good part of a year and they have so many resources, and I can also tell you that in Canadian dollars, I would probably want $5,000 to run that experiment. So for Pfizer and Moderna, come on, $5,000 to contract a lab to do this is so easy, so easy. There was no excuse for them to not to test this. And the fact that...
Wait a minute, $5,000, what are you talking about? You think big pharma's just made of money? $5,000? You can't just go hog wild spending money willy-nilly on frivolous things like the sample of vaccines to see if they stop the transmission. Yeah, and what speed would they go? Is that the speed of science, what he described? No, that doesn't sound like the speed of science. Science is faster than light, the speed of science. Boy, oh, you want $5,000? Okay, your royal highness. What else would you like?
Five grand, eh? What is this, socialism? We're going to blow $5,000? Well, and if you- What do you want? You probably want yellow pads and pens, too, to write down the notes that you take from this. What the fuck do you think is going on here? Go ahead. I'm sorry. Not Howard Hughes over here. If you did not take the time to establish whether this vaccine prevents transmission-
Why would anyone believe you took the time to make sure this vaccine is safe? Well, because it is safe and effective, Russ. Because I trust authoritative sources and not liars.
Because Trump, Trump! We all know that it's safe and effective. Obviously, it's safe and effective. But you can understand why certain people might speculate that perhaps if you didn't know that about the vaccine, there may have been other things that you did not know about. Trump! Trump! You know, Trump did Operation Word Feed. Trump! I'm not taking that.
Five grand, Kurt. Who's got five grand? I mean, the one good thing Trump did was to keep Fauci. Give him a medal for bravery. Thank God, huh? Thank God we had Fauci. Trump!
Hey, by the way, excited to share that this is from Albert Boyle of the head of Pfizer. Excited to share the updated analysis from our phase three study with BioNTech also showed that the COVID-19 vaccine 100 percent effective in preventing COVID-19 in South Africa.
Also, didn't they not take it? South Africa, weren't they known for not taking it? I think most of Africa wasn't, but I think South Africa, they might have taken it. The Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine has not been approved or licensed by the U.S. FDA, but has been authorized for emergency use to prevent COVID-19 in individuals 16 and over.
That's from January 26, 2021. And that's before. And they knew that they didn't even test to see if that was true. You think we're going to do that? They didn't even take the question around. Did we know about stopping humanization before it's entered the market? No. Why are you pretending you don't understand things that don't make sense? Since when do vaccines prevent a thing? Come on.
The speed of science. This guy says the speed of science was two months. They could have known that in two months for five grand. That's what this guy says, and he's a PhD. And he knows how to grow plants, I'll tell you that. Whatever mRNA he's putting in his plants, it's really working. It didn't slow the spread of research, I'll tell you that. So again, the vaccine's super safe and effective.
They don't stop transmission or contraction, but they do slow it, and they do keep you from getting seriously ill, hospitalized, or dead. And that's the important thing. And Bill Gates is a pedophile. But the point is...
That's a joke. We all know he's not. Of course not. That girl was a teen, I think. That's a he-bophile or something. This girl? No. No, the Bill Gates bridge, Russian bridge player girl that he got blackmailed with.
The speed of science. Regarding the question around, did we know about stopping humanization before it entered the market? No. These, you know, we had to really move at the speed of science to really understand what is taking place in the market. This is scandalous. Millions of people worldwide. It is. Let's hear it. We want to hear Joy Behar. Oh, God. That is... I would set your phasers to kill. Yeah.
I don't think that's going to do it. I mean, look at what's happening with these anti-vax people. You know, I said this the other day. I have been boosted and boosted and boosted. So I got it. COVID. It does not prevent you from getting COVID, but you don't die from it. Right. And yet you have people like this. Robert Kennedy. How do you explain that all the people who haven't gotten their vaccine are boosted? They've gotten COVID and they also didn't die from it. A lot of people haven't died from it.
In fact, the average age of death from COVID is over the age of life expectancy. You know, America, the life expectancy is now 77. You know, the average age of death from COVID, 82. So if you get COVID, you end up living five more years. I don't know. I don't know if I'm a math surgeon on that. It's like broccoli. It's like broccoli. You're more likely to die of climate change.
Or living underneath a flight path. Hang on, there's more they say here. Junior, who's going out there and attacking Fauci and saying that it's a bad thing to get the book. He's not saying it's satire. He's actually believing it. I know, but this is fake news. And that's another thing.
So it wasn't fake news when you told that lady from Fox News that she's spreading misinformation and that she was crazy and that you shouldn't even let her on your show. That wasn't misinformation because you're saying the same thing now that she was saying then. So you guys are the biggest spreaders of misinformation and lies. But then you pretend it's someone else like RFK Jr. who's actually been telling you the truth. Yeah.
It's not even satire that he said Fauci's bad. Yeah. Wait, she's about to say the origin of where fake news came from. And to that point, people need to check their sources. I mean, we only listen to what we say.
Check my sources. Did you hear what she said? Only listen to what? I mean, look at what's happening with these anti-vax people. You know, I said this the other day. I have been boosted and boosted and boosted. So I got it. COVID. It does not prevent you from getting COVID, but you don't die from it. Right. And yet you have people like this Robert Kennedy Jr. who's going out there and attacking Fauci and saying that it's a bad thing to get. He's not saying it's satire. He's actually believing it.
This is fake news and that's another thing. All of that started recently. And to that point, people need to check their sources. I mean, we only listen to what we say.
By the way, fake news only started recently. So apparently Saddam did have weapons of mass destruction. Yeah. Just listen to Big Joy. So, yeah. So apparently the Gulf of Tonkin, America was attacked in the Gulf of Tonkin. Yes. Apparently there were babies being taken out of incubators in Kuwait by Iraqi soldiers. So fake news just started now. What did you not get? Yes. Just started. Just listen to Joy. Well, this is...
Among many, but this is a main battle of our times because you had these gatekeepers in the media who had a lot of control over what you heard and what you saw there. And now you have these democratizing technologies like we're
Yes.
Because they know as long as democracy is active and functioning, they're on the losing end of that war of ideas. No kidding. That's been the thing for the last 10 years. I mean, it wasn't always called woke bullshit, but platforming. That's where that platforming bullshit came from. That was, no, there are two sides to this.
no you don't need to listen to both sides or more than my side you need to make sure no one else can talk did i tell you kurt i was at a christmas party and someone said they were they were debating i don't know i think it might be been israel gaza or the vaccine and covid and someone said oh that's you that's your your information you're getting it from a biased source and the woman said you know i watch both channels
That's what they said. Two channels. You know I watch both channels. She's from England? So that means she's fully- Sky and Channel 4. So that means she's fully informed. So I'm guessing what she means is I watch MSNBC and Fox News. Do you know that they're both sponsored by the exact same people? How old was she? Middle-aged? Middle-aged. My middle age? Yes. I'm like 60. Middle-aged. You're middle-aged.
Wow, that's like 60-year-old out of touch. I would say 40 is still a little Gen X-y to say something that unironically like that. Oh, is she on The View? Is this someone from The View? This is.
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So it turns out CNN's reporting in Gaza is being censored by Israel government and their PR people from the IDF. Let's just remember how good the CNN's war reporting actually is. Here's one of their reporters in Syria trying to confirm there was a gas attack. Watch this.
And there's definitely something that stings. Got you swarming into it. It stings. You know, the sting of stupidity. That's what that is. The pain of knowing you're just a hack shield for mass murder. I think they have a cream for that now, actually. What's it called? You've heard of Proactiv for dry skin. They have new Pro-Israel for dry bank accounts. Makes them soft, supple, and assets of liquid again. Yeah. Yeah.
That's what Kanye tried to take. So that's her. Oh, stings. Oh, yeah. Smells like a false flag. Anyway, CNN, get this. This is from The Intercept. CNN runs Gaza coverage past Jerusalem team operating under shadow of IDF sensor. This is true.
I think it is important that you run any reporting of war crimes past the people who just committed them first before you report them. Didn't we just give this basic courtesy to Ukraine too while they made up a bunch of shit? It's only fair to let them censor it. Yeah. I mean, you can't just let somebody else tell the truth about you without being able to speak about it first, right? It's the censorship exchange program, Jimmy. That's...
CNN, this is real. This is a real story. CNN's Jerusalem Bureau is subject to the rules of the Israeli Defense Forces Censor. That's the IDF censor.
Only democracy in the Middle East. Only democracy in the Middle East, ladies and gentlemen, which dictates subjects that are off limits for news organizations to cover. And censors article it deems unfit or unsafe to print. Like China? Except China doesn't get to censor our literal American news also? China's the only democracy in Asia. So...
That's like putting the IDF in charge of your reporting on what they're doing. That's like putting Luke Cabrazi in charge of the FBI's investigation into the mob. Hey, turns out there is no mob. Turns out. And you'll report it like that if you know what's good for you. So you're saying that they have pictures of CNN in a dress blowing a guy. My offer is this. Nothing.
And I'd like you to put up the fee for the censorship board. The military censor recently restricted eight subjects, including security cabinet meetings, information about hostages and reporting on weapons captured by fighters in Gaza. In order to obtain a press pass in Israel, foreign reporters must sign a document agreeing to abide by the dictates of the censor. So that's just like any kind of Access Hollywood entertainment reporting. Yep.
You want to get the free review copy. You don't want to not. Is there any. There's got to be something Israel can do to look more guilty. Right. Well, I mean, you know, OK, this would work fine. This whole thing of like censoring it. But then your own people go around saying the craziest shit I've ever heard. Yeah. That is actually not better than ISIS. Yes. It's actually people going, yeah, terrorism. We ought to do that. Yeah.
Point blank. We got to do Dresden. Yeah. And then the chumps here, the yes men that work in media here, like your wolf blitzers, the look on their face of like, do you not understand? You're making my job hard. I can't believe CNN would succumb to such pressure. Democracy dies in darkness. I was praying for them from the beginning. Remember at the beginning they said they would never even have commercials.
They did? Yeah. Boy, how far we've come. I don't know. Maybe I'm making that up. Yeah. How would they have paid for all day reporting nothing? I don't know. That's what it says there in the joke. I like the thing. They're like, you can't have all day news. There isn't enough stuff to report. Really? There's not? Remember when they said that? The people still say it. Oh, there's not enough stuff? That's amazing. There's not enough stuff to report. There's not enough stuff to report. Wow. Yeah.
The policy stands in contrast to other major news outlets, which in the past have run sensitive stories through desks outside of Israel to avoid the pressure of the censor.
On top of the official and unspoken rules for reporting from Israel, CNN recently issued directives to its staff on specific language to use and to avoid when reporting on violence in the Gaza Strip. Oh, this is like the Trump directives that they had that they had no problem with. But now a bunch of them are like, hey, I really believed in our stupid thing.
CNN, like other American broadcasters, has repeatedly agreed to submit footage recorded in Gaza to the military sensor prior to airing it. So everything you see on TV is being sent, okayed by the Israeli military. Well, isn't that what an aircraft carrier does? An aircraft carrier, you send them all your information to the sensor for you. So in order to get access to the Gaza Strip,
So so the Israeli military will only give journalists access to the Gaza Strip if you first agree to submit your footage that you record there to them so they can censor it. Are you saying Douglas Murray's blistering takedown of Hamas? Well, well, well, because CNN remarkably, they let them in. I don't know why they did that.
They did a couple of really good pieces showing the horrors inside Gaza on CNN. No, that's not going to happen again. That's not going to happen again. Exactly. That's why they're doing this. So listen to how they put it in this article, too.
So you have to submit your footage recorded in Gaza to the military sensor prior to airing it in exchange for limited access to the Gaza Strip, drawing criticism from those who say the sensor is providing a filtered view of events unfolding on the ground. Isn't that the definition of what a sensor does? Why are they censoring it? Oh, you forgot this stuff. Yeah.
It is in a situation where a government has been credibly accused of singling out journalists for violent attacks in order to suppress information. To give that government a heightened role in deciding what is news and what isn't news is really disturbing, says Jim Narakis from Fairness and Accuracy and Reporting. They shoot you anyway after you did their little dance for them. That should be disturbing.
Boy, nothing suspicious about a country that has violent attacks on journalists, right? Wow. It was a terrible accident.
And they don't know why nobody believes them when they make claims about what happened on October 7th. Yeah. You assassinate journalists, deny it. Investigations have shown that you assassinate journalists. Nobody trusts you. It's called self-defense. It's not about me too, unless you're a Jew. It's about you guys are a bunch of degenerate liars. Is that a thing? And now nobody trusts you. Wait, what is me too, unless you're a Jew? This is the phrase that they've come up with, trying to get it to catch on.
Yeah, because everyone has been skeptical of their claims. And actually, as we covered the other day, they have good reason. You had the New York Times claim somebody as a victim of assault whose family came out and said there's no evidence of that. They're trying to say the only reason people are skeptical of Israeli claims is because they're anti-Semitic, not because.
Israel has a long history of lying about every claim that they make. Wait, so Biden is Jewish? So get this, on October 26th, CNN's news standards and practices division sent an email to staff outlining how they should write about the war.
Because, you know, all really good journalists out there always go off a reference email from the upper office long before reporting on the actual story. That's how you know. Well, that's what I'm sure Chris Hedges before I'm sure before he was reporting on the Iraq war was like, wait a minute. What did the guys back at the home office in New York Times want me to say about this? Let me go to my handbook. I'm sure Seymour Hersh.
This is on Hamas controls the government in Gaza, and we should describe the Ministry of Health as Hamas controlled whenever we are referring to casualty statistics or other claims related to the present conflict. That's one of the directives.
You know, if you keep doing that, eventually it loses its sting. Yeah. If you keep throwing the right wing Jimmy door, all that bullshit you do where you throw some stupid thing like people are losing. They're giving a shit about that rapidly.
And in the underlying statistics have been derived from the Ministry of Health in Gaza, we should note that the fact that this part of the ministry is Hamas controlled, even if the statistics are released by the West Bank part of the ministry or elsewhere. So she'll lie.
So they're saying just flat out lie. Oh, keep saying Hamas so that people just think Hamas. So even if the stats came from the West Bank, which is not Hamas controlled, or elsewhere, just keep saying it's Hamas controlled. You should have wrote it different. We should describe it. Oh, sorry, guys. This is what they've been pushing all along. This is when they had Satan's crafty minion, Ragev, going on all of the shows, and
That was what he was really pushing every time they brought up a statistic. This is what Hamas wants you to hear. This is what Hamas, even even the Washington Post, even the New York Times, all of these outlets came out and said, we've always found their numbers reliable. They're used by everybody. There's no reason to doubt them. But they've been pushing and pushing because it's it's about narrative control. It's about propaganda.
it's a war propaganda. We should describe the Hamas of Hamas as Hamas controlled. Yeah, they just throw Hamas in front of everything. Yes. Um,
The email goes on to acknowledge CNN's responsibility to cover the human cost of the war, but couches that responsibility and the need to cover the broader current geopolitical and historical context of the story while continuing to remind our audiences that the immediate cause of this current conflict, namely the Hamas attack and mass murder and kidnap of Israelis. So that's all they want you to keep talking about is October 7th. They don't want you to cover them.
So he'll cover the broader current geopolitical and historical context. And I think we all know what that means. It means you understate the casualties and you overstate Israeli victories. That's what that is. OK, when we did that, you know, after 9-11 story, we spread it out over about 20 years. Yeah, we didn't immediately try to wipe them all out at once and get greedy with our killings.
We understood you got to do it slowly because people are going to go after you go mass murder and you outscore the original murders by factors of 10 or 20. It's going to seem kind of lame to say, oh, the mass murder. They killed 20,000 now. In a separate directive stated November 2nd, Senior Director of New Standards and Practices David Lindsay cautioned reporters from relaying statements from Hamas.
So this is the head guy. It's one of the head guys at CNN says, as the Israeli Gaza war continues, Hamas representatives are engaging in inflammatory rhetoric and propaganda. Most of it has been said many times before and is not newsworthy. Oh,
We should be careful not to give. So don't report what the Hamas leaders are saying. This is beautiful. All the wokey bullshit language that all these assholes were all. Did you platform him? Did you platform him? If you say platform, I want you to make a COVID helmet out of a plastic bag. That's.
Bullshit was all. Now you see what that was for. Yeah. So that when this happens, then the thing that you thought you were on the right side of history, now it's being used against you. We got to take, you know, some good from the massacre. So here's my favorite part of this. I buried it. CNN hired a former IDF soldier to contribute writing and reporting to CNN's war coverage.
Tamar Micheli's first byline appeared on October 17th, 10 days after Hamas's attack on southern Israel. A frickin' IDF soldier. CNN hired an IDF soldier to write news stories, not to come out and give commentary, but to actually write news stories. And not a disillusioned one like many of them where they find out it's murder. One that's been on board the whole time.
Since then, her name has appeared on dozens. Oh, she wasn't in combat. That's why. Dozens of stories citing the IDF spokesperson and relaying information about the IDF's operation in the Gaza Strip. At least one story bearing only her byline is little more than a direct statement released from the IDF. She's from the Instagram Bikini Corps. I'll bet you anything. She's from the bikini wearing, not the has to go in and fight one.
That's the PSYOP division of IDF. Yeah. So, yeah, she's a... Right. Yeah. Yeah.
So according to her Facebook profile, Tamara Michalis served in the IDF spokesperson unit. She's a division of the Israeli military charged with carrying out positive public relations, both domestically and abroad. Last year, the spokesperson unit was forced to issue a public apology for conducting psychological operations or PSYOPs against Israeli civilians. Of course. How do you maintain apartheid without doing it to your own people? Misunderstanding.
Michelle has recently locked her profile, which does not indicate the dates of her service in the IDF, and she did not respond for a comment. The CNN staff member described how the policy works in practice. War crime and genocide are taboo words. Well, because they're genocide, if you say that. That's right. Israeli bombings in Gaza will be reported as blasts.
attributed to nobody. Wait, is that written down or just say blast and then the note is attributed to nobody? Or is someone going to write that out? I don't know. But until the Israeli military weighs into whether to accept or deny response. So they're only going to report them if Israel says we did it. That's called self-defense.
Quotes and information provided by Israeli army and government officials tend to be approved quickly, while those from Palestinians tend to be heavily scrutinized and slowly processed.
So look at this headline from Newsweek. This is Joe Biden campaign volunteers are quitting in droves. Hey, speaking of not wanting to have anything to do with the Epstein flight lift investigation, you know what the trouble is? That if this headline is...
I mean, the actual situation is probably a million times worse than this headline is even putting it. He's even losing the nerds who never smoked weed. Isn't that something? Should have never fired all the potheads. That's what I say.
Biden has faced immense pressure from members of his own party over the United States policies in light of the surprise Hamas attacks on Israel in October 7th, which killed about. So they always talk about the October 7th deaths. Isn't that something? They should probably stop saying how many people are killed because it's so much less than Israel has killed. So now you're harming yourself. Just say it killed a lot of people and then let people imagine it's anywhere near 22,000.
Because in response, it says here, Israel launched an extensive air and ground offensive in Gaza, killing nearly 22,000 Palestinians. Wow. That's 3,000 shy of Dresden. We're not reaching our goals here, people. Come on. The Dresden pledge worth 3,000. We could do it, guys.
Joe Biden doesn't have a chance in hell to win. Wait a minute. We are in hell. So apparently. See the vagary? It goes 240 hostages, including some Americans. Well, how many Americans? They don't tell you because it's probably more than they want you to know.
So that's where, what I'm saying, don't say 1,200. Don't mention these numbers. I'm just helping you. I'm just trying to help Israel here. They're killing Palestinians so quickly. I started writing an article and I had to keep changing the number because every day the number was like 1,000, 2,000.
Do you think that's a bad thing? Because I'll accuse you of genocide against the Jews. I do feel it's a bad thing. And it's very rare as a Jew that you're in the position. Not if you're a self-hating Jew. The worst kind. The worst kind. The worst ones. So in a letter published Wednesday on Medium, an anonymous group of Biden's campaign staffers demanded the president call. First of all, why are they still remaining anonymous? I'm pretty sure Joe Biden could figure out who wrote this because they're all the people who just quit.
You know what? Actually, maybe Joe can't figure that out. So good call. Anthony Blinken will figure it out. So anonymous staffers, a group of Biden's campaigns have demanded the president call for a ceasefire in Gaza, citing concerns that not shifting his policy on the issue could hurt his 2024 chances. Wow.
It's funny that they don't seem to have any... They quit without having any remorse or apparent desire to change his position. They're just filing out in droves. Just filing out in droves. How much is a drove? Well, how much is a drove? About 500 cattle. 400, 500 cattle per mile. It's not just a...
a number it's like they have drove lanes isn't calling for a ceasefire when i hear them say they call for a ceasefire what i hear is you're calling for the genocide of jews that's what i'm here that's all that's all i can hear that straight to harvard and demand an answer from them that's exactly right plagiarist president that it never bothered me until just now uh so this so apparently this is
This has struck a nerve, I guess. Like so many others, we continue to be devastated by Hamas attacks against Israel civilians on October 7th. It was a vile assault, one that touches us. God damn it. God damn it. The subsequent killing of 20,000 Palestinians, however, has struck the same societal nerve. Really? But I want to ask them, do they condemn Hamas? Even though they just wrote that. But do you condemn Hamas?
20,000 people dead and it has struck a societal nerve. Is that how dull-witted and numbed out we are on antidepressants that the death of 20,000 people just strikes a fucking nerve? Well, I mean, not just antidepressants. I mean, there's weed, alcohol, also cigarettes.
Sober people don't give a shit as well. I think, you know that saying, are we the bad guys now? It should be reworded to, are we in a zombie apocalypse now? Side effects may include becoming a sociopathic cow. Ask your doctor if becoming a blank face slobber wit is right for you. Are we the baddies? Are we the baddies? I think you guys don't understand the concept of good and bad. You see, it's good because we did it.
Like, is God good because he does good things or because everything God does is good? Good. That's right. Everything God does is good. Everything Israel does is good. Everything America does is good. So you're asking the wrong question. I like here where it says we cannot repeat the mistakes of the past by a lot. We cannot repeat. See, that's where they're doubly wrong. Of course, we can repeat the mistakes of the past. And it's not a mistake. It's on purpose. Yeah. You mean keep doing the crimes you've been doing? Yes.
Mistakes. Disney cannot keep making the same movie. What are you talking about? They act like it's a whoopsie. Yeah. It's not a whoopsie. These aren't mistakes. These are being done on purpose, fully conscious of what they know they're doing. These are the ones that didn't smoke pot, so that's why they can't think. That's right.
The campaigner cited a recent poll published by the New York Times, which found that a majority of Democratic voters, 64 percent, believe that Israel should stop its military campaign in order to protect against civilian casualties, even if Hamas has not been fully eliminated.
Wow. How nice of them. Wow. Go put your face burka back on and get a booster. Oh, they're against it? Are you going to do anything about it? No, I'm going to mask up. How magnanimous of them to grant life to the remaining innocent people left in Palestine. I mean, I say move them on out of there. Send them to the Congo. What's wrong with that?
It's lovely this time of year. The same survey found that 72% of voters under the age of 30 disapproved of Biden's handling of the conflict, which the letter noted is traditionally a key Democratic voting bloc. So these young staffers under 30 voted blue for decades. Don't they mean it? So...
Don't they just mean a decade? Yeah. We voted blue for decade. That's all you can say. Yeah.
Yeah. A decade and two years. It says here, Biden for president staff have seen volunteers quit in droves and people who have voted blue for decades. Oh, maybe they mean just in general. Maybe in general. General volunteers. Okay. They feel uncertain about doing so for the first time ever because of this conflict. What? The feeling they get when they look at a menu of anxiety? Look at these people getting red-pilled. This administration is so bad.
that you're getting people who thought they were supporting President Bartlett to wake up to the fact that they're supporting a psychopath. President Bartlett never hung queer non-binary flags all over the White House. That's right. They thought they were supporting something. If it were on the air today, you better believe all the furniture in the White House would be rainbow colored. If it were today, yeah. You couldn't make it today.
It's like 30. Well, I certainly hope some detached narcissistic wine moms can group shame these staffers. I don't think they can, Jimmy. I guess we're going to see. Here's a headline from USA Today. Joe Biden falls behind Donald Trump with young voters. A key group ahead of 2024, a poll says. Really? Wow. So USA Today, that's, you know, that's the.
That's the newspaper of the 30-year-olds, isn't it? The paper of record of people IQ under 90. Oh, the young people flock to the USA Today because they get them free in the hotels. Yeah, the official paper of a free continental breakfast with some cereal and a couple of dry bagels. I always, whenever I'm on the road, I always see the kids hanging out, enjoying the free breakfast and the best Westerns. Yeah.
USA Today, a publication for people who don't want to read their hotel room Bible. Yeah, the Democrats are taking the pulse of society while standing on dead bodies. Okay, so here's what USA Today has to say. It's not enough to merely be the alternative to Donald Trump. The campaigners continued. The campaign has to shift the feeling in the pits of voters' stomachs.
the same the same feeling that weighs on us every day as we fight for your re-election the only way to do that is to call for a cease fire it's not enough to merely be an alternative to donald trump since when yeah why did you support biden if that was if you just now figured out it's not right none of the other shit tipped you off how
How about when he fired all the volunteers that had ever smoked pot in their lives that got him elected and said, you've got to get the hell out? That didn't tip you off what kind of management this was? Because they may be in their – the people that weren't smart enough to lie that they've never smoked weed.
The staffers letter comes on the same day a U.S. Department of Education policy advisor told the Associated Press that they submitted their resignation in protest of the president's. Oh, so look at that. A U.S. Department of Education policy advisor quit in protest of over Gaza. Tariq Habash.
who was appointed by the Biden administration, told the outlet that he submitted his resignation after he had done everything imaginable to register his objection to administration leaders within the system in place. I bet he's cool at drag time story hour. Yeah.
Well, I think he was. We were we were looking at an interview that he did this morning. And yeah, no, he was like, you know, I just Joe Biden, everything he was doing, I support it. I just you know, he's dumbfounded. I'm not surprised that he's working for a monster because you care so much about these identitarian issues, which is all they have.
Why would you support a person who...
and I don't think very arguably, has done more damage to black and brown people than any living politician. No doubt. Why would you support that? Because I believe that stupid flag with all the colors on it, that it was a real thing and not some nonsense. Hamas killed woke. Who's the guy, Bill Ackman, the billionaire that wanted these people out? That's him. Whoopi Goldberg gave us the first indicator. She was the canary in the coal mine. All these rich donors, they thought that Jews weren't white and they were included with...
The blacks, they thought they were. And then when they found out, like when Whoopi said that the Holocaust is just white on white crime. Yeah. That was the first indicator. I'm like, Whoopi, you're not taking this moment away from me. As a Jew, I never get to say as a fill in the blank. Yeah. This is my moment as a Jew. I don't support genocide. I mean, really, the only person who should be able to say that to make it clear that you're not anti-Semitic for not fully supporting Israel, killing all the people.
I mean, Joe Biden might be a pebble brain mumble fuck, but at least his advisors are smart enough to get out of Dodge. And by that's the right word, Dodge, because the accusations are coming. You're a genocidal administration and you're going to have to dodge these accusations for the rest of your fucking lives. I mean, they will dodge that. I'm sure they will. How long? He's got not that long to live. He'll dodge it.
This is like being associated with Biden's administration is going to be like being associated with Epstein in the future. Yep. Well, Epstein gave his life to protect Israel and we are everybody's spitting on a sacrifice. White House chief of staff organizes morale boosting party. Do they call it that? That must have been really exciting. Come to morale boosting party 2024.
Biden's millionaire chief of staff is using his personal funds to throw a morale booster party for hundreds of Biden staffers because of the genocide they're turning a blind eye on. Didn't they literally just have holiday parties? This is Hunger Games level of dystopian. So who is his chief of staff? Yeah, that's what I was about to look up right now because I'm curious. Hey, Siri, who's Joe Biden's chief of staff?
Ronald Klain. Who's that? Yeah, he was born in 1961, so at least someone's still older than me. And he's an American attorney, political consultant, former lobbyist.
It's nice when your chief of staff is a former lobbyist, right? I mean, what else would he have? He knows the game. Yes, yes. So there you go. Biden's staff quitting in droves. Let's see if they kept the potheads. They could have had an easily morale boosting. That's right. All you have to do is get the pothead some hash. And they're like, oh, this is a real bump up. I normally don't get hash. We normally just go with the weed. We have to be in Afghanistan because they have the best hash.
I would love to be the comedian at that party, that morale boosting party. Oh, my God. Hey, how's everybody doing here tonight? Hope I'm not keeping you from abandoning the campaign right now. I'll only be a couple of minutes. So the Hamas attacked the Nova Music Festival.
Well, the people who got attacked at the Nova Music Festival are now suing Israeli security establishment for failing to protect them. And in typical fashion, the Israeli security forces are going to be offering a credit for next year's festival. It's going to be run by the people who brought you the fire festival.
But this is real. They are suing them. 42 Israelis who attended the Nova Music Festival near the Gaza border that attack was attacked on October 7th have sued the Israeli security establishment for failing to protect the event. The lawsuit filed a claim for 56 million against Israeli Shin Bet security agency, the Israeli Defense Forces, the Defense Ministry and the Israeli police, and says the agency's, quote, negligence and gross oversight allowed the Hamas attack on the festival to happen.
I mean, they do have a case. So no matter who they sue, the American taxpayers and people are going to pick up the bill for this. That's fair. Also, isn't it weird to be having it on the Gaza border of all places, regardless of the. So I heard that the place where they were having that music festival is technically Palestinian land. Did you hear that? I haven't heard that. Could you Google that, Misha? See if that's true.
So you would want to have Shin Bet let you know if it was safe to do that, I guess, there. So they didn't, because the point being made was that they didn't technically even invade Israel.
that they were just going to their own territory that is now occupied. So Misha's on that. We're going to see if we can verify that in a second. A single phone call by IDF officials to the commander responsible for the party to disperse it immediately in view of the expected danger would have saved lives and prevented the physical and mental injuries of hundreds of partygoers, including the plaintiffs. That's what the lawsuit says.
Haaretz has reported that top Israeli military officials held consultations the night before October 7th to discuss warnings it received about a possible Hamas attack.
So Alex Jones was when he came out or it looks like Alex Jones was right when he said that they let this happen on purpose so that they could go in and mow down everybody in Gaza and take over the land. So we does Nova. I'm just out of curiosity. Do they have like does Nova have like an IDF guy they talk to about if they can do this or is it like Nova is just a business and thought they would just get a call from them?
You know, I don't know. You know, call me crazy, but I just kind of feel like, not that I'm blaming the victims or anything, I just kind of feel like if you have a music festival next to a concentration camp, you're kind of a sick fuck. Yeah, I agree with you. Well, here's what it says here, Kurt. Nobody in the Israeli military notified the Nova Festival organizers of the threat, even though the event was supposed to be under IDF protection. I could have just read that, I guess, rather than running my mouth. There it is.
On the night between October 6th and October 7th, at least two IDF assessments were held due to unusual incidents on the Gaza Strip border. One near midnight and another assessment close to 3 a.m., several hours before the Hamas attack. That's what the lawsuit says. The festival's production team has said that they could have evacuated the party even if they received a warning just one hour before the attack. Once attackers descended on the festival, the partygoers were told they were on their own.
Organizers contacted the Israeli military around 7 a.m. the morning of the attack, and Israeli forces didn't get to the scene until 3 p.m. You know why? Because what I like to say is they had just eaten lunch, and they were afraid they were going to get a cramp. Oh, I thought they were shooting each other because they suck. I think they were on the phone with their Jewish mothers, and you know how they talk. What? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Once the Israeli military did show up, they started firing indiscriminately at Palestinian militants and Israeli civilians. An Israeli police investigation found that an IDF helicopter that arrived at the scene fired on Hamas fighters and also hit some festival participants. That's got nothing to do with why they buried all those cars, right? I mean, if you see, they killed those three guys that were Israeli with no shirts waving and speaking in Hebrew.
And they just mowed them right down the IDF? Yes. Nobody? Journalists are going down? Yep. They will just shoot whatever it is you're shooting. Yep. Thousands of people attended the festival, and the lawsuit says a total of 364 partygoers were killed during the Hamas attack, and 40 were taken captive in Gaza. Israeli officials have said they don't think Hamas knew about the festival and attacked it spontaneously when they came across the event on the morning of October...
What in fairness to Hamas if you were armed and you saw a rave wouldn't you attack? Or or if you've been watching your people get starved and slaughtered for generations You would take it out on the plan might arrange with clothes might arrange you to see the people are having a party
Yeah, they're playing some deep house music. Initially, a festival was scheduled to take place at their location on October 5th and 6th and was only approved to be extended into Saturday, October 7th, earlier that week. Another report from Haaretz revealed that Gaza's Divisions Operation Officer, Lieutenant Colonel Saher Fogel, opposed the extension, arguing it was a needless security risk, but was told by his superiors to approve it.
Well, you know, one thing I love is that because in America, remember how quick everybody just like just drop it. We need to be together right now. And they're not doing none of that over there. They're suing and yelling and getting in the streets like you listen, mister. You make us victims of Hamas. We're coming for you. We got lawyers.
Here's a tweet by GM Friends of Palestine. Nova Festival survivors sue Israeli state for army negligence. The lawsuit does not address evidence that Israeli forces killed many of the party goers who died at the event through helicopter airstrikes.
And here's all the cards. Do you think Hamas did this? Do you think Hamas has the ability to do this? You don't think their hang glider guns did it? You don't think they, yeah. No, Israel did it. This is what I love is, because America's the kid's table at Thanksgiving as far as information. Yeah. Like, we don't, like, if you just read their thing, you could see exactly what happened. Just out in the open. It's amazing. ♪
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