Stunning: Media Echoed ALL THE SAME LIES To Boost Biden!
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I just want to remind people of what the corporate news liars, because there's no bigger liars in the world than people who host corporate news shows. They have no integrity. They have no dignity. They have no moral center. They don't have any of that stuff. That's why they got the job.

Doesn't Morning Joe look just like the killers of the Flower Moon guy that was killing all the Indians? Oh, yes. And let's remember that MSNBC fired all their Muslim reporters over Gaza, and nobody else said a word about it. What?

Rachel Maddow didn't say anything because they pay her $100,000 a day. Chris Hayes didn't say anything about it because they pay him $150 a day. Is that the hill you want to die on, Jimmy? Lawrence O'Donnell. None of them. None of them.

None of them said anything. Nicole Wallace, none of the on-air people at MSNBC said a thing about it. Did you hear anything that they said about it? Did they do a protest? Did they threaten to quit if they didn't hire back those Muslim reporters who told the itty-bitty truth about what was happening in Palestine? No. No.

Can you imagine making that per day and then not having enough money to not have to lie? To not have to lie. Well, like, fire me then. I already got a grand a day for the last how many years? Rachel Maddow's already got to be worth $40 million. How much more money do you need? She's already got all her... How much taco can you stockpile? Here we go. So I just want to remind you what they were saying

Up until that debate last Thursday. This is what they were saying before the debate. Here we go. Your tape right now, because I'm about to tell you the truth. And F you if you can't handle the truth. This version of Biden is the best Biden ever. She knows so long as she's...

In fact, I think he's better than he's ever been. That's a fact. President Biden has a photographic memory. His understanding and mastery of a complicated geopolitical situation is remarkable. He is sharp, intensely probing, and detail-oriented and focused. Jackie, are you here? Where's Jackie?

I didn't think she was going to be here. I was sitting, you know, two feet from him across the table and he was, you know, intense. He was great. Yeah, so did FDR. He wanted GD war. But he's totally focused. He's very sharp. They say he's sharp in meetings and so on. Very lucid, very well informed. Biden is state lead. He comes with gravitas. There hasn't been, as far as I know, a single claim

that Biden made a mistake. Ageism is an issue. Americans have a rich history of holding people's physical characteristics against them. Okay, you can ask African Americans. He's older. That doesn't mean that he is unfit. And there's a lot of ageism there. Now this age attack, this obsession by the right. Joe Biden may not be able to speak for himself the way that he used to. They want to think that

is to take on government if we get out of line, which they're talking again about him lying around. I think people should be speaking up for Joe Biden. Americans and reporters in the media are just judging him by a physical appearance, and it's horribly unfair. Age is an asset. He showed exactly how with it he is. The flip side of this coin is that he has a tremendous amount of wisdom and experience. Have you heard

Any concerns from anyone who has met with President Biden about him seeming a little slower? No. More wild speculation from a bunch of people who have probably never been in a room with Joe Biden and certainly don't have medical degrees that I'm aware of. You don't get paid for performance to be president. The job is not a job of endurance. I don't see Donald Trump out bike riding like Joe Biden. It's the Hillary's email.

All they have is that he's old. He can clear a dementia bar, and that's probably a win. The media are not fair, and they're getting less and less fair, and things are frightening. You have a Wall Street Journal running a horribly sourced piece saying that

Biden is unfit. Dubious Wall Street Journal report about the president's acuity. Shoddy story by the Wall Street Journal questioning Biden's mental fitness. Wall Street Journal story had a lot of flaws, as you said. But Sinclair, they didn't do any original reporting. They didn't follow up. They didn't do any work. Here is the day is...

But a huge part of the Mueller report talks about Russian disinformation tactics. And one of the themes this election cycle is that Joe Biden is too old to lead. And so everyone is seizing upon this. And it is a classic disinformation tactic.

And I think the best thing that we can do is to prepare the American people for this false narrative. Horribly sourced, he said. What was the source? Their eyes? Their eyes and ears. So can you imagine still tuning in to CNN and MSNBC after this? I couldn't imagine before that. It's like I would say to my comedian friends, hey, is there anything you hear on CNN or MSNBC that you don't believe? No.

Is there anything that you hear on that station that you don't believe? Jimmy, they don't believe the stuff that contradicts the dumber stuff that's already been debunked by MSNBC and CNN. I know. They still believe Russia collusion. They still believe in Russiagate. Yes. CNN doesn't even say that nonsense. Nope. They still believe Russia. That's why they hate Putin like this. They think he cost us Hillary as a president. Which, by the way, if that were true, which it's not, but if it were true, thank you. Thank you.

So here's a guy. This is a big donor to the Democratic Party, Reid Hoffman. So here he is talking about he had a lunch. He had a lunch with Joe. This is what they were saying up until the debate. Uh-oh. I've had a two-hour lunch with Biden. Like, it's very popular to say, well, he's old. He's not cognitively with it.

In a two-hour conversation, he was asking questions about AI. He was explaining stuff that was going on in nuanced detail in Israel. He was kind of saying, look, this is what I care about, your average worker, and this is what we need to be doing, and how can you, technology industry, be helping the average worker? Look, it was a two-hour robust conversation. He's good. I've had a two-hour robust conversation. He's good. So Joe Biden has two good hours in him every day, and this guy hogged both of them.

And then Joe has to be sent back into his charging cradle. So according to Mr. Billionaire, Joe Biden had two whole cogent hours. He had two whole... Really? What did you guys have for lunch? Amphetamines? Amphetamines?

So now here's right before. This is right before the debate started. Oh, yes. This is Chris Wallace, the bad Wallace. That's Mike Wallace's butt baby, I believe. Yeah, and out front, Aaron, whatever her name is. Aaron Foley? What is her name? I don't know. I don't know either. Burnett. Aaron Burnett. She's out front. And so listen to...

Listen to what this is. My local bat says this is how it started. Ready here. This is this is before right before the debate. Listen to this. Optics are important. I mean, if somebody makes terrible misstatements or terrible gaps, that's part of it.

Optics, Kurt, are important. You know what's even more important? Demon spawn of Mike Wallace. All of Joe Biden's real fuck-ups that still exist, even when you don't report them. Even when you pretend they're not a problem, they still are there. So let's, here we go.

Optics are important. I mean, if somebody makes terrible misstatements or terrible gaps, that's part of it. But also just physical optics. And there's no question that Biden presents strong, stronger, younger, more energetic, even though, as you point out.

Joe Biden has to be led off stage by his wife if there's a step. Oh, he glides like Fred Astaire. Yeah. Did you see the video at the end of the debate? He literally couldn't get down the steps without his wife leading him. I mean, I've seen him. Yeah. I don't know why she wasn't doing that the entire time when he was wandering around. Yes. So this is and you wonder why no one believes these people. Like the fact that they ever say anything accurate is a goof.

This is like when Scientology, when it came out about Zemu or Zinu, and they're all like, that's not a thing. There's a Zinu. And they were instructed not to check.

And then when they find out that that's how they're going to react to Biden, like they just find out. That's how they that's how they knew is O.T. three. Yeah. Wait, you mean it's some guy named Zinu who used planes to blow up souls and bulk? Like it's going to come like, oh, you didn't don't any of the other bullshit you did up the bridge at all. OK, well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. But he has had his share of gas. So that's how it started. By the way, can you just picture Chris Wallace?

In his picture, Chris Wallace, him driving home from the news network, looking at himself in the rearview mirror. Hey, why don't I just pull into a truck stop and blow a stranger? I mean, if I'm going to be this big of a whore. I think you should start smoking on camera like his dad did. Classy. Yeah. So here. So this that was right before the debate. Here's right after the debate.

Is that Casey Hunt? Is that who that is? No. Oh, okay. There is no two ways about it. That was not a good debate for Joe Biden. Oh, Casey. That was painful. I love Joe Biden. I work with Joe Biden. He didn't do well at all.

I love Joe Biden. I was one of those kids who was fascinated by his leg hair in a pool. I've been following him ever since. Okay, here we go. There is no two ways about it. That was not a good debate for Joe Biden. There are two ways about it. We can say he had a cold, plus he stutters. You tried debating with a stutter cold.

Oh, darn. Stutter cold. Stutter cold. There is no two ways about it. That was not a good debate for Joe Biden. That was painful. Hey, if it's any consolidation or consolation, if there's any consolation, Kamala Harris couldn't have done any better. We killed Medicare. I love Joe Biden. I work for Joe Biden.

He didn't do well at all. Look at that face. He did not do well. That's the face that says, you know, maybe living inside a bubble isn't a good thing during a political race. I saw a meme like that on Twitter. That's the face that says, maybe living inside a bubble. I'll never forget him knowing that Russiagate was fake and that undercover James O'Keefe thing. Remember, he goes, it's all nothing. It's nothing. Remember talking to him? Oh, really? Oh, yeah. So I already know he's not a guy who...

How do you crawl into the bubble when you're that aware? Yeah, he knows what he's doing. Yeah. Yeah. Van Jones just... That's the guy with the rice price tag. There's a price tag. And I'll sell out my integrity, my dignity, my character, everything. My community. No matter what. Just go ahead. You call me man with a Van Jones. You got the money. Van Jones, he's a...

He's another scumbag. I hate to get so crass. You know me. I hate being crass. And he looked, you know, I'll give you the analysis. You kind of have the old man versus the con man. I can walk you through how I'm supposed to see it and say it. But I just want to speak from my heart. I love that guy. That's a good man.

He loves his country. Again, no one has ever said this shit before Joe Biden got demented and was running against Donald Trump. Before that, they said he was a clown and a lightweight who had to drop out of his first presidential race. Why? Because he got revealed as a pathological liar and a plagiarist.

Then they said he was an enemy of black and brown people because he wrote the crime bill and bragged about locking up people for 15 years for a smaller than a quarter size of crack. You know, the same thing as his son. You're supposed to love him for Kamala Harris said it to him. Kamala Harris says he was a racist. That's right. They call them a racist. They call them an enemy to workers. They call them an enemy to students.

Did you forget your own feelings? You know why? Because he is all those things. But now everybody pretends like he's this lovable grandpa that just, oh, it's too bad he got old. He has been the tool of the people who hate this country and have been draining our treasury and screwing workers and students and seniors and everybody else. Was he like a stuffed animal or something? I mean, he ran against gay marriage for fuck's sake.

The first time he ran for vice president, he ran against gay marriage. Well, he did feel that marriage is a sacrament, he said. Hillary Clinton's real religious and she feels marriage is a sacrament. He's doing the best that he can. But he had a test to meet tonight to restore confidence of the country and of the base. And he failed to do that. And I think there's a lot of people who are going to want to see him consider...

taking a different course now. We're still far from our convention and there is time for this party to figure out a different way forward if he will allow us to do that. But that was not what we needed from Joe Biden and it's personally painful for a lot of people. It's not just panic, it's pain of what we saw tonight.

Would you play guess my cope with all these reporters and guess what their drug is of choice to get through this? You know? Oh, okay. Some of them are like choking a hooker. Some is crack. Some is, I think it's a lot of opiates really. I think there's a lot of opiates happening. Um, here's Glenn Greenwood points out last night, vividly, vividly showed the deceitful herd animals, corporate media employees are. He says it better than me. God bless him.

He should get an award. They spent months denying Biden's decline, claiming people only believe in it because of GOP cheek fakes. What is that? What is a cheap fake?

Soon as it be, I think maybe he meant to say deep fake. No, that's what they've been calling it. They've been calling it cheap fakes. Yeah, so that's some word that they came up with to put out. Really? And Kareem, Jean-Pierre, Mushroomhead goes. They're saying fake news. That's what they're saying. But they put cheap in front of it. Cheap fake. So deep fake is when you use technology. Yeah, I know what a deep fake is. A cheap fake is when you just selectively show clips of Biden being visibly a waterhead. Yeah.

He definitely is. Like, that's a cheap fake. Oh, show the part where he wasn't a slow poke for two seconds. Where he was a dunderhead. So he says, soon as it became obvious, too obvious to hide, they all switched narratives. And here, I'll show you this list.

Look, here's Thomas L. Freeman. Joe Biden is a good man and a good president. He must bow out of the race. He's not a good man. Freeman's going to get a lot of backlash for that one. Frank Bruni, Biden cannot go on like this. Yes, he can. Oh, I'm hearing high anxiety from Democrats over Biden's debate performance.

Ross, do that. And Ezra Klein said after the debate, I don't think Joe Biden should be running. Well, give us what you think, because he's going to keep running. What you want doesn't matter. And is this great? Because it's protecting your democracy. All these idiots are all like, I don't know if he's good for it. Well, it's too late now. Don't you want to protect the democracy that caused this?

You know, to be in any way supportive of Genocide Joe now, it's like clean air protesters crazy gluing themselves to the Titanic. It's not helping Joe, and it's destroying you. Yeah. Also, I don't think anybody's calling him Genocide Joe after that debate. I think that's a no. He ain't up to a genocide at this point. No.

Jotato. I want to show you this really quickly because Matt Orfalo put it together. And I don't really know if I have time to play this. Well, play some of it. But it just shows you that they all get the same talking points. They all get the same talking points. They're slower than him. Watch this. This version of Biden, intellectually, analytically, is the best Biden ever. He is sharp.

intensely probing and detail-oriented and focused. For example, we have a thousand trillionaires in America. I mean, billionaires in America. This is a man who is sharp, who is on top of his game, who knows what's going on. He's smart. He's on his game. His mental acuity is great. This is a very sharp person.

Sharp. And the people that I've talked to say he's as sharp as a tack. He's fine. They say he's sharp. There's not a problem. He was sharp. He was sharper than anyone I've spoken to. The president is sharp and he is tireless. He is sharp. As sharp as...

as ever. And he's fine. All this right-wing propaganda that his mental acuity has declined is wrong. His brain is good. He's still great. He is sharp in meetings. I believe the people who say that behind closed doors, Joe Biden remains sharp. In meetings, Joe Biden is sharp. He's sharp. He's fit. There is nothing to these challenges, these suggestions. Why don't they brought, then why wouldn't, if he was so sharp in meetings, why wouldn't

they videotape those meetings and then broadcast them? I think Jon Stewart said that and got in a little bit of trouble for saying it on his show. It's like one of the things. Oh, you're kidding. Yeah, he goes, why don't you do that on camera? So he's like the frog, the Warner Brothers frog that doesn't tap dance when everybody's looking. He just sits there like... That somehow he's not sharp. He's sharp as a tack.

making sure that we're able to make every single solitary person eligible for what I've been able to do with the COVID, excuse me, with dealing with everything we have to do with, look, if

We finally beat Medicare. Thank you, President Biden. President Trump? He was right. He did beat Medicare. He beat it to death. Actually, Joe Biden is sharper and has more mental acuity than Donald Trump because more people believe that actually Joe Biden's mental acuity is better than Donald Trump's. I mean, he's sharp. He's funny. He's sharp as a tack. Kamala Harris says he is up to this task. He's sharp as a tack. He's smart. He's energetic. One of the themes this election cycle is

is that Joe Biden is too old to lead. And so everyone is seizing upon this. And it is a classic disinformation tactic. If you edit it in such a way, you can make it appear that he fits this narrative, that he is slow, that he is wandering off. I got my handicap, which when I was vice president, down to a six. And by the way, I told you before, I'm happy to play golf if you carry your own bag.

Think you can do it? That's the biggest lie that he's a six handicap of all. I was an eight handicap. He immediately switches from six to eight. He immediately just switched it. Do you know how crazy it is to claim? I don't know about golf, but somebody messaged me about it who's into golf. Yeah. Like Jack Nicklaus, the world famous. He's like a 13.

So Biden's claiming better than the best of the best is his handicap. So that's why Trump's like, if anybody knows about golf, it's like, you know what's saying that? It's like, I slam dunk like Michael Jordan all the time. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.

- President Biden has proven himself to have a strong memory. - He has a great memory. - His mind is just as quick as that. - He is sharp enough. - Biden is sharp enough. - President Biden is sharp, he's focused, he's bright. - The president is sharp as a tack.

Sharp, sharp as a tack. President Biden's doctors say he is in good physical and cognitive health. Joe Biden, sharp as a tack. The president was sharp as a tack. The president's very sharp because...

Because he is so sharp and he's on top of everything. He seems right on top of it. The man is competent, alert. Fully cognizant and sharp. He's completely mentally sharp. He's sharp. He's engaged. He is sharp. He is engaged and he is commanding. That's pretty sharp. Mentally sharp. Biden was sharp.

sharp and substantive. He is very sharp. And he's as sharp as a tack. Biden is sharp. The president is sharp and as able as ever. This is a man that's on his game. He was focused. His recall was good. He was actually quite sharp on top of it. He is on the ball. And you're going to see how smart he is. This guy's as sharp as a knife. Tonight, he may have to channel both the president in him and the bruising, brawling candidate in him and maybe a little bit

of Eminem and his famous eight mile rap battle. I come from Scranton, Pennsylvania. I come from a household where the kitchen tables and things weren't able to work during the month was a problem. You see him interact. You see him engage. He took some questions and is sharp with his answers. What I did, when, for example, he wants to get away with, get rid of the ability of Medicare to, for the ability to, for the

He's actually perfectly sharp. He's totally focused. He's very sharp. And the proof is in the performance. I made sure every company in the world, every pharmaceutical company, cannot have to pay me. And by the way...

So every day, millions of Americans... I'm telling you, this guy's tough. He's smart. He's on his game. And there's no question that Biden presents stronger, younger, more energetic. The president has no impairment. I see his vigor. I see his energy. I say his age is an asset. He's wise. Yes, he's wise. He has wisdom. He's at the top of his game. I think he's better than he's ever been.

That's a guy with a diaper full of essence. So that was a great job by Matt Orfila. This is so crazy that I'm... I mean, I think some people have to not accept it or all of reality... Like the sky will tear open. Because this is so in your face at this point. It's beyond...

I'm making Biden face watching Biden's face the whole time. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show is you become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week, and it's a great way to help support the show. You can do it by going to JimmyDoreComedy.com, clicking on Join Premium.

It's the most affordable premium program in the business, and it's a great way to help put your thumb back in the eye of the bastards. Thanks for everybody who was already a premium member. And if you haven't, you're missing out. We give you lots of bonus content. Thanks for your support. There's a big Supreme Court ruling. What you need to know about the Supreme Court immunity ruling in Trump's 2020 election interference case. They're giving him immunity.

So the Supreme Court's ruling Monday in former President Donald Trump's 2020 election interference case makes it all but certain that the Republican will not face trial in Washington ahead of the November election. Great job.

By the way, YouTube insists we remind viewers that presidential immunity is completely effective in stopping the spread of corruption in politics. It slows it down. It does slow it. It doesn't stop it, but it slows it. It doesn't stop transmission. In a 6-3 ruling, the justices said that former presidents are shielded from prosecution for official acts, but do not have immunity from unofficial acts.

The Supreme Court sent the case back to the lower court to determine whether core aspects of the indictment are unofficial versus official and therefore potentially shielded from prosecution. Here's what to know about the ruling and what comes next. By the way...

The opinion in the court's majority opinion, Chief Justice John Roberts wrote that while the president is not above the law, he also may not be prosecuted for exercising his core constitutional powers. Therefore, Trump is entitled to at least presumptive immunity from a prosecution for his official acts, Roberts wrote.

I mean, since we let him off for the torture thing, the other ones... Yeah, I know, right? And the war things and the war crimes and the killing... It's probably vital they make this decision because otherwise all those surviving presidents have to go to prison forever. Forever. Barack Obama killed American citizens without a... He droned them. A 16-year-old kid. Don't even get me started on his chef's naked paddleboard trip. That's right. The ruling means that Special Counsel Jack Smith cannot proceed with core allegations in the indictment.

or must at least defend their use in future proceedings before the trial judge. The justices, for instance, wiped out Smith's use of allegations that Trump sought to leverage the investigative power of the Justice Department by ordering investigations into claims of voter fraud. Wait, are you not supposed to leverage investigative power into...

fraud you're supposed to do that's how it does not matter the justice said if the requested investigations were based on a sham allegations or based on an improper purpose because we don't know until we do the investigation investigation

At the end of the day, the court said the president cannot be prosecuted for conduct within his exclusive constitutional authority. The justice said that the lower court must carefully analyze whether other allegations involve official conduct for which the president would be immune from prosecution. Boyd.

Teflon Don, he's the nonstick candidate, slipperier than Joe Biden in the family shower, if you know what I'm saying. Well, because he doesn't have any actual real crimes. That's right. I know. I'm surprised as anyone. I'm surprised as anyone, too. But where are the actual crimes here? Among the issues for further analysis is Trump's relentless badgering of then Vice President Mike Pence.

to not certify the electoral votes on January 6, 2021. Badgering. What they neglected to say there, Kurt, was that Mike Pence actually likes being badgered when Trump puts on the furry suit and is a badger. Yeah, Mike Pence is a deeply degenerate. You can see just by his squinchy face.

The justices said it was ultimately the government's burden to rebut the presumption of immunity in Trump's interactions with Pence and sent the question back to U.S. Court Judge Tanya Chuckton.

The fake elector scheme. The justice also directed additional fact finding on one of the more stunning allegations in the indictment that Trump had participated in a scheme orchestrated by allies to enlist fake electors in battleground states won by Democrat Joe Biden, who would falsely attest that Trump had won in those states.

Okay. This is a tough call for Democrats because they also use all of these tricks. Did he even do this, by the way? It's like two con men fighting to pretend who gets to be the long lost grandson. I'm guessing they don't have a lot of evidence for any of this. No.

The Trump team had argued that the selection of alternate electors was in keeping with Trump's presidential interest in the integrity of administration in the federal elections and cited as precedent an episode from 1876 in which Ulysses Grant sent federal troops to Louisiana and Mississippi to ensure that Republican electors got certified in the election.

In those two cases. By the way, if Biden's Democrats did steal the election, do you think any of these fucking Democrats would care that it happened? They would lie and say they didn't. The Smith team, by contrast, portrayed the fake elector scheme as a purely private action.

That implied no presidential duty. The conservative justice, in their majority opinion, didn't answer the question as to which side was right, instead saying that determining whose characterization may be correct and with respect to which conduct requires a close analysis of the indictment's extensive and interrelated allegations. But this won't hold up to close analysis. You know, there's a lot of people are going to be voting for Donald Trump simply because neither political side likes him. Yeah.

It's like he's out to take revenge on politics in America overall. If he convinces me he's going to put all of MSNBC and all these people in camps, I will register to vote for him. I will. If you can make me believe it in my heart. But I don't believe it. I want him to do it. I want him to execute the generals like Sager said. Unlike Trump's interactions with the Justice Department, the justice said this alleged conduct cannot be neatly categorized as falling within a particular presidential function.

The necessary analysis is instead fact-specific, requiring assessment of numerous alleged interactions with a wide variety of state officials and private persons. Oh, they don't want to do that. Trial timing. The ruling makes it nearly impossible that a trial could be held before voters decide whether to send Trump...

back to the White House. No pretrial preparations have taken place in more than six months since Chuckton put the case on hold in December to allow Trump to pursue his appeal. Wow. Boy, the view made it seem like it was a slam dunk.

Shutkin had indicated she's likely to give the two sides at least three months to get ready for trial once the case returns to court, to her court. That had left the door open to the case potentially going to trial before the election if the Supreme Court, like the lower courts, had ruled that Trump was not immune from prosecution. With the Supreme Court ruling, however, the case could be tied up for months with legal wrangling over whether Trump's conduct was official or unofficial.

The dissenters, three liberal justices, Sonia Sotomayor, Elena Kagan, and Kentucky...

How do you say her name? Brown Jackson. Sharply. Brown Jackson. Doesn't know what a woman doesn't know what a woman is sharply criticized and thinks that censorship is good. Sharply criticized the majority opinion in scathing dissents and her minority opinion. Sotomayor expressed fear of our democracy and said the ruling wrongly insulates presidents as a king above the law. Oh, now it's a problem, bitch. Wow. That is scathing.

i feel i hello officer i was brutally scathed oh boy that is scathed to the rest of us that's just patty cake bullshit i gotta put some aloe on that because this oh that's so scathed it took the layer of skin off my entire body the scathing fear for our democracy in 2024 is like worrying about the

pot roast for guests at the meteorite hit as the meteorite hits the planet that's worry about your democracy don't kill david's road a movie idea there is no democracy yeah yeah right the dissenting justice said the majority decision makes presidents immune from prosecution for acts such as ordering navy seals to assassinate a political rival organizing a military coup to hold on to power or accepting a bribe in exchange for a pardon or covering up the kennedy murder he

What is she talking about? So what they're saying is, you know, normal garden variety presidential shit. Hey, Justice Sotomayor, are you not thinking ahead? The garbage deep state might want to hold on to control in the future and this might make it hard. You may.

moron even if these these nightmare scenarios never play out and i pray they never do the damage has been done the relation between the president and the people he serves have shifted irrevocably and every use of official power the president is now a king above the law so to mayor wrote what i'm sorry i was getting my mandated vaccine i didn't hear what you said i'm sorry yeah i was good in a separate dissenting opinion jackson said the majority's ruling breaks new and dangerous ground were they going to define what a woman is

So they're just noticing the chasm between presidential politics and American people now? Yeah. No, yeah, just now. Have you heard about this new invention they just came up with? It's called The Wheel.

Remember when Sotomayor was like, I like to think a wise Latina woman. Well, could you get one and replace Sotomayor? Stated simply, the court now has declared the first time in history that the most powerful official in the United States can, under circumstances yet to be fully determined, become a law unto himself. This is not... Okay, wait. Is this the first time they ruled on this? It can't be. Because it has been that way since before I was born. Before I was born, they have been doing this.

In fact, Richard Nixon declared it on a talk show and everybody pretended to be mad and then we went back to it. Trump was convicted in May of 34 felony counts in his hush money trial in New York and is scheduled to be sentenced on July 11th. Each count of falsifying business records is punishable by up to four years behind bars, but there's no guarantee Trump will get prison time. Other possibilities include fines or probation. It seems almost certain that Trump's two other criminal cases will not go to trial before the election. Oh, I bet they'll find a way.

I bet they'll find a way to try to do something. That's what they're going after Trump for, for paying a hush. Again, we already showed you that Hillary, this crazy, and even Andrew Cuomo said that that case should have never been brought, and the only reason it was ever brought was because the defendant was Donald Trump. I wonder if Andrew, after he was the receiving end of some Me Too's, because we don't like you now, if he came around on, oh, maybe you shouldn't have bullshit.

And also the other Cuomo who got fired from his job, who was all Mr. Me Too. I mean, prosecuting, yes. Right? By the way, if you paid a whore to shut up, that just sounds smart. That's just, right. A lot of whores talk too much. But saying, you talk about perfect sense, I mean...

Try it. Prosecuting Trump for that. It makes perfect sense in the same world that has masturbating men on mice, bicycles, riding past children's in a parade. Well, it's a pride parade. We can't be proud of riding a bike and jerk. I don't know how to do that.

I'd like a president who could ride a bike and jerk off. An appeals court recently halted Trump's Georgia 2020 election interference case while it reviews the lower court's judge ruling allowing Fulton County District Attorney Fannie Willis to remain on the case. No trial date has been set in that case. No kidding. I know.

Fannie Willis, of course, can remain on the case even though she lied under oath. I think her boyfriend should stay on. Me too. He's great. That's absolutely perfect that she can remain on the case when you have corrupt people making a corruption investigation against a corrupt individual who still isn't as corrupt as the ones investigating him. Yeah, really incredible. Trump was supposed to go to trial in May in another case brought by special counsel Jack Smith.

over classified documents found at Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate after he left the White House. But a U.S. District Judge, Eileen Cannon, canceled the trial date as the case got bogged down with legal issues. What? Were some of those legal issues that the FBI was planting evidence? Bogged down? Was that some of the bogged down? That's the worst, when trials bog down with legal issues. Legal issues. What?

That's amazing. Issues that the FBI was lying and planting evidence. Is that the fake photograph what they're trying to refer to? Yes. And they're going after him for a records thing. But not Joe Biden because he's too old. Hey, what were these records? I remember Crystal. It could be nuclear things. She is such a clown. Will you tell us what? Oh, we don't get to know what they are? I don't give a fuck if he took them then. I hope he gave them to everybody. Me too. They shouldn't have any secrets.

I think the real villain here is Joe Biden's family, specifically his wife. I think she's showing how evil and how empty she is and how personally selfish she is because she's been seeing Joe Biden fall down on his face verbally and physically for at least the last four years. So again, everybody knew Joe Biden was demented in 2020. We've been calling him a walking demented death rattle since 2020. And we've been, of course, proven right.

And so she sees it even more than we see it. And here she is after the debate talking to him like he's three years old. And if she thought this was going to help, they thought that's how they they are. And they're super dumb. So I honestly think that Jill Biden is evil. I know Joe Biden's evil.

I know because what he did to black and brown people, the crime bill. All of Ukraine. All of Ukraine. Right. Funding a genocide. Crushing a railroad union strike. Lockdowns, mandates. I mean, that's Rockefeller shit that he did. Right. So here he is. So she's I'm going to say I think Jill Biden is evil. She's evil.

But guess what? There's nobody deserves a more an evil wife more than Joe Biden. And his son is also evil. But here we here we go. Watch this. It's such a great job. You answered every question. So.

Somebody's getting a Happy Meal. I'll tell you that. Joe, you answered every question. Hey, that's great. You know this was a presidential debate, not a trivia contest, right? Right. He answered every question, Kurt. Wow. I can see answering one or two, but every question? I'd be exhausted. This guy's got to have a lot of energy. Yeah. He did a great job answering those questions. Hey, you know what no one should be proud of? What?

That crowd cheering this horse shit. Jesus. Do they have to put peanut butter on the microphone to get Joe to go over there and look like he's talking? Here we go. Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question. You knew all the answers. Thank you.

And every infant is proud of their very first accomplishment, which is a load of shit in their diaper. You know that. Jill Biden's been studying with the dog whisperer, Caesar. That's what it looks like. To reward Joe when he gets something right. That's what this looks like. You can't just scold him by rubbing his face in the pee stain on the rug. He doesn't understand why it's wrong. Right. It's about dominance. And it gives him an erection. Right.

So let's listen to the rest of this. Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question. And let me ask the crowd, what did Trump do? So that's their game to call Trump a liar while they're in the middle of the biggest lie ever told in presidential politics. And that lie is that Joe Biden is not demented. FDR's legs work better than his head.

Yes. By a lot. Put a blanket on his head. That was a smaller lie. Put an FTR blanket on his head. Yes. That was a smaller lie than the lie they're telling. That's the irony here. They're saying that Trump is a lie. He lied. First of all, Joe Biden lied so hard during that debate. He said at one point that the Border Patrol agreed with him and his policies, which led the Border Patrol during the debate to put out a statement saying, no, we don't.

Yeah, well, you saw how he answered that illegal immigrant murder thing. It wasn't good. That was an abortion question, I thought. I don't even know where it began. He said they're all being raped by their brothers and sisters and uncles. You saw that, right? It goes ridiculous. Is it ridiculous?

I don't even know what, I'll be honest, besides Trump going, I don't know what he just said, I'm having a hard time remembering anything Trump said because I was too busy looking at Joe making moron face. Nobody's playing anything, nobody's playing videos of stuff Trump said. Nobody. Trump could have just like, he could have killed someone in the middle of the street and I wouldn't have noticed, like he said back in 2016. This is what I think.

somebody put this out come on joe keep going hey boy i can't wait till she just like scoops him out and wears him as a suit she's she's the evil person in this right now you know he stole her from his former friend oh that was his ex-best friend's wife so did you see that there's a guy came out now but that guy feels great about the whole situation yeah yeah because he dodged a bullet

Yeah, she seemed great, dude. So Joe Biden was friends with this guy who was dating her. I think married to her. They were married. They were married. Did a Gavin Newsom. And then he found out one day that they were having an affair behind his back. He did a fundraiser for him. That's the old Gavin Newsom. The guy did a fundraiser for Joe Biden. Gavin Newsom, same thing.

What's that? Gavin Newsom, same thing. Gavin Newsom fucked his campaign manager's wife. Yeah, he didn't marry her though, right? No. These are fantastic people, folks. Joe Biden, I love that guy. He's a great man. Decent. So here is what Barack Obama tweeted out after the debate. Bad debate nights happen, trust me, I know. Trust me, I know. But this election is still a choice between someone who has fought for ordinary folks his entire life. Again, they're lying.

Joe Biden has not. He's fought for Wall Street, the credit card industry, big pharma, for profit prisons. He hasn't fought for any. Never, ever. This is just a fact. So that's how that kills me. How they say Donald Trump's a liar. I think he means in Ukraine. OK. Between someone who tells the truth, who knows right from wrong and will give it to the American.

Give it to him. He gave it to him straight. All right. And someone who lies through his teeth. You're lying through your teeth right now. Barack Obama, again, also a clown of a president of a person, a tool of Wall Street through and through bailed out the banks while he kicked five point one million families out of their house.

Last night didn't change that, and it's why so much is at stake in November. JoeBiden.com. Bridget Phetasy says, reporting this tweet for elder abuse. She's right. She's absolutely right. Brock's about to tell them about the rabbits.

uh tabarius says you're trying to force a man with clear cognitive decline into office but then why on earth would anyone expect anything remotely principled from the party that's funding an effing genocide for the last nine months am i right you're all a bunch of war criminals and we all know it they're all a bunch of war criminals or any of the genocides before that i'm pretty sure all the things we did were genocides around the world here's jim here's jim clyburn to tell you it's a stutter

Joe Biden has a history of stuttering. He did that as a child. All of us know.

How stutterers operate. I went to school with one. Everyone knows how stutterers operate. They keep it hidden until they're 82 years old. He's just a big stutter puss. What does stuttering mean? Is that when you take somebody else's speech from another country? Oh, he did that. Also pretend your dad lived on a kibbutz in Israel like it was destroyed on October 7th. You have trouble getting out a word. That is what comes from stuttering.

But when he expressed opinions, he was on the money with the opinions. He may not have gotten the word out, but the thoughts were great. So that's Plymouth improving. He's a clairvoyant. So how did you know he had the right opinion if he couldn't get the words out? Yeah. And does that because are you are you? He must be a clairvoyant. Well, does that have anything to do with him being like a wall-eyed guy? So he somehow was seeing an angle we couldn't pick up with his words.

So he has eyes again. These are the people calling Donald Trump a liar. Now, I'm not saying that Donald Trump doesn't lie. All politicians lie. It's like I say, if you think the establishment hates Donald Trump because he went to Washington, D.C. and started lying, I've got a vaccine I'd like to sell you.

It's unbelievable. He stutters. He's not gone. He stutters. He stutters. Again, don't believe you're a loader. You're going to believe you're lying eyes. You know what I hate? Lies. You fucking asshole. And here's Nancy Pelosi. Here she is to tell you.

Biden, Kamala Harris, and this is an opportunity for Joe Biden to go out there and show he has the stamina and the rest. And by the way, while the press, and for some reason they don't, there are a

Healthcare professionals who think that Trump has dementia, that his connection, his thoughts do not go together. Not only that he just lies, he doesn't even know the truth. So in the middle of telling, again, telling a huge lie. He doesn't have dementia. Trump has dementia. Trump has dementia. Can he give it to Biden? Chris Christie's not fat. You are. Chris Christie's ripped. He's ripped. You're the fat one. You're fat, so.

It gets worse. Watch this. So if we're just talking about mental acuity, let's be fair about it. I don't think Tom Friedman thinks that Donald Trump should be president of the United States. And, you know, while he may be saying we're enablers, we see Joe Biden up close. We know how

attuned to the issues, how informed he is. And I debate with him about legislation, not debate, but discuss it with him. He's right there. He's right there. So in any case, it was a bad night. Let's not...

Sugarcoat that. It was a bad night. It was a great presidency. And that's what the American people have to choose. A night where somebody's going to just misrepresent the facts completely and then you're on your guard. The other person has to

negate that or again, it was a bad night. Let's move on from that. Let's just move on. Hey, people know if they can't afford a house or groceries. Let's just memory hole it. What happened? Let's just move on. Let's just get a, just, just pretend you didn't see nothing to see here. Yeah, let's move on. Your thing that we lost. Just move on. Let's just move on. Here's one more. He is sharp and engaged. His cognitive capabilities are as good as ever.

Okay. All right. By the way, now they're saying this. Kamala Harris could win this election. Letter. Please. She can't do better than Barton. That's a fact. Oh, but no.

I would rather everybody rather Biden than her. OK. Wow. So they just won't stop lying. The Democrats just won't stop lying. And the Democratic media won't stop lying either. That's that. So that's their idea is, hey, you know what? We'll just start lying, telling the biggest lie ever told in politics. And at the same time, we'll do that thing that Goebbels taught us. You accuse your opponent of doing what you're doing. Trump's got to mention Trump's got to mention he's a liar.

Oh, he is? How did he get into a presidential race? A liar!

This guy, Terrence Daniels, tweeted this out. I don't know where this video came from, but I'm going to play it. Joe Biden 2019 versus Joe Biden 2024. Let's watch. I continue to think we have to make fundamental changes in civil rights. And those civil rights, by the way, include not just only African-Americans, but the LGBT community. He wants to get away with it, get rid of the ability of Medicare to...

for the ability to, for the... I did not oppose busing in America. What I opposed is busing ordered by the Department of Education. That's what I opposed. Making sure that we're able to make every single solitary person eligible for what I've been able to do with the COVID, excuse me, with dealing with everything we have to do with... Look... We'd be better there.

You will determine the outcome of this election. Vote, vote, vote. Now, I was saying he was demented back then. Back then I was saying that. You know why? Because he was. And the fact that they can put whatever drug into him so he could go out to these debates and look okay back then didn't mean that I also didn't see the signs of his dementia. And so I've been saying he's a walking, what do I say? He's a, I forget, what did I used to call him? A death rattle?

Walking, oh, walking demented death rattle. That's what I used to call him. Now I'm having a demented moment. Look at that. Look at that. We'd be walking, you know the thing I used to call him. Anyway, so back then, okay. And by the way, it would be okay if I was demented. I'm not trying to run the country. There's not a big lie I'm trying to inflict on people.

Able to vote early in your state, vote early. If you're able to vote in person, vote in person, vote whatever way is the best way for you, because you will, he cannot stop you. And I'm going to continue to move until we get the total ban on the total initiative relative to what we're going to do with more border patrol and more asylum officers.

President Trump? I really don't know what he said at the end of that sentence. I don't think he knows what he said either. It's only funny because they're lying to us. So their whole thing is that Trump is a liar, but there's no bigger lie than Joe Biden is sharp and focused and that he's not demented. There's no bigger lie than that. That's a lie that Trump aspires to tell.

They even tried to push, I'm going to show it in another clip. They even tried to push that. No, no, it's Trump. The ones who's that is demented. Nancy Pelosi still doing that. I'm going to show you that later. That was a, I wonder who put that together. That was very well done. Uh, Satoshi ape and real Donald T tweets out. Uh, reality is that, uh, uh,

is that many have been telling mainstream media that Joe is not playing with a full deck, obviously, for quite a few years now. This is from 2020. Will Biden's gaffes catch up from him? The Washington Post's Matt Visor analyzes a string of recent gaffes by Democratic presidential candidate. That's from 2020. Again, we were saying in 2020 that he's a walking, demented death rattle. I did a show last night in Hollywood at the Hotel Cafe, and I get to the part in my act where I say that doubt

Don't you think they could take some of the money that they gave to Ukraine? Don't you think they could buy a dog that would lead Joe Biden offstage? People are like, oh, like that. Oh, my God. And I'm like, I just looked and I go, oh, shit, I've got friends like you. This propaganda that Joe Biden is some kind of a decent person and he's not a pathological liar.

And that he's not a horrible to workers, people of color, students, everybody. He mandated you take an experimental medicine. He mandated it. And then the Supreme Court overturned it. He mandated people take an experimental medicine with no long-term studies. He did that. An experimental mandated about mandated an experimental vaccine with no long-term studies. He mandated that. Is that a good guy? You decide.

Uh, here, uh, once, uh, you remember once, uh, Klobuchar, Buttigieg, uh, and everybody else dropped out and Biden was the unofficial choice of the establishment. Uh, nobody talked about him being impaired anymore. They stopped.

I watched what happened when the kids from Parkland marched up to, and I met with them and then they went off to up on the hill when I was vice president. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. We choose truth over facts. Biden had a stretch of four days in Iowa, almost at each step. He had a gaffe, some of them larger than others, but misstatements throughout coming at the same moment as there have been questions about him

and his age. Some of that's stoked by President Trump, and some of it is coming from Democrats who are a little bit nervous about whether Biden in this campaign is the Biden that they have seen and known in past campaigns. Joe Biden is not playing with a full deck.

This is not somebody you can have as your president. Sometimes in the past, it would be sort of a roll your eyes, you know, Biden just kind of being Biden. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. You got the first sort of mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright. It's a large, very identifiable Somali community.

I might add, if you ever come to the train station with me, you'll notice that I have great relationships with him because there's an awful lot of driving cabs. When Biden is compared to President Trump, I think Democrats view his misstatements as being fairly minor by comparison. If you compare him with some of the other candidates in the race, then I think it draws more concern about is there a better alternative.

Wow. That's what they were saying back in the 2020 race. ♪

So guess what? New CBS News poll, 72% of registered voters say Joe Biden lacks the mental and cognitive health to serve as president. 72% of registered voters say he shouldn't be running. And that includes 40% of Democrats. 45%. Only 45%? Can you believe this? Less than half of Democrats think there's a problem. Yes.

I mean, you could look at it that way. I would look at it as almost half.

So but you could say look at it that way, too. But here we go. Ready? We begin this morning with reaction to the first presidential debate of 2024. Our polling unit asked voters how they view the candidates now, including their cognitive health. The results are not encouraging for the president. The number of voters who say President Biden has the cognitive ability to serve has dropped from 35 percent earlier this month to 27 percent after the debate. That's the lowest number since CBS began asking voters that question last September.

Nearly three quarters of all registered voters now say he shouldn't be running. And nearly half of Democrats say he shouldn't remain the nominee, an extraordinary number for an incumbent who didn't face a competitive primary. I guess when you figure out figure the Democrats are dumb as shit. We should also note that half of all voters also say former President Trump does not have the cognitive health to serve. Voters give former President Trump a significant edge, though, when asked which candidate explained his ideas clearly, inspired confidence and appeared presidential.

Can you imagine making Trump look presidential? With an absolute zero, it must be. Unbelievable. Here, Overton Live says, it's crazy.

It's odd how it took voters and the media over three years to realize what everyone knew from day one. Again, we've been calling Joe Biden a demented walking death rattle since the primary in 2019 started. Wow. Is this what they call disclosure in the they're finally disclosing Joe Biden is senile. Canoka the Great says.

They always knew. The debate was the moment they could no longer hide it. Shh, don't say that. We don't know if we can replace him, so we might have to go with him. Democracy's on the ballot. Democracy.

A guy with no brain left and Trump are the two choices, but democracy is at stake. No, dementia's on the ballot. By the way, so the Democrats don't have a primary. They shut out everybody from being heard, and somehow you're still claiming you care about democracy? You're trying to get third parties kicked off the ballot. You're trying to make sure that RFK can't be in the debate. You make sure there are no debates in the Democratic primary. You make sure RFK can't get on the Democratic...

No, you are not the party of democracy. But if they just keep... That's how propaganda works. They just say it over and over and over. Joe Biden's decent. He's against lying. Joe Biden's the biggest liar in the history of politics. He's a bigger liar than Trump. I know that sounds crazy, right? He is.

Right now, they're telling you a lie bigger than any lie I've ever heard in politics. And that is that Joe Biden is not demented. That's a much, much bigger lie. Trump aspires to lie that big. I wouldn't even call him a liar at this point because his brain doesn't work enough to make coherent lies. Well, let's say that. So let's put the Biden organization. Let's call it. Oh, no, no. That's the biggest line. There's nothing bigger of a lie than acting like, oh, he has a cold.

He has a cold and a stutter. It's like, you know, people like my ex-girlfriend had like, you know, her mom was an immigrant and they couldn't accept the uncle was gay. So she goes, he has troubles with women. Yeah. My grandpa was an alcoholic. My mom said he wasn't alcoholic. He was a drinker. Yeah. Like what is this? Boomer horse shit. That's what this is. Hey, become a premium member. Go to Jimmy door comedy.com. Sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business. Freak out. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't,

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