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So Robert De Niro got hired by the Biden campaign to go give a speech outside of Donald Trump's courthouse yesterday. No kidding. You can see why. He does great. So I just want to remind you. He does great. I'm going to show you his speech. But I want to remind you that the visive kind of guy that he is, he, again, like I've told people, people like Cenk Uygur, people like Keith Olbermann, people like Robert De Niro are Donald Trump. The idea that they have of Donald Trump is who they are. And they projected onto him. Watch this.
i'm gonna say one thing trump so i thought we were supposed to be that that the reason why they hate donald trump is because he's so crude and he he demeans the presidency and this guy comes out in a tuxedo on it and they and the whole of hollywood cheers they all cheer saying that about the president the president
It's no longer down with Trump. It's Trump. And the whole place. So now do you understand that is there to divide the country? And so here they sent him down. And here's him again. Is he elevated? He is the thing he claims Trump to be. Here it is again. Watch this. You are gangsters. You are gangsters. Fuck you. Fuck you.
So he goes down there. He was a representative of the Biden campaign. He's there at the behest of the President of the United States and he starts screaming at...
at other voters and citizens telling them fuck you so so some trump supporters start heckling him and this is how he handles the heckle you are gangsters you are gangsters what a complete inversion of society
His movies don't suck. What are you talking about? He sucks at being a political spokesman. That's all. What do you want? The guy's being blackmailed by the Illuminati. That's why he's down there. So you want to see some of his... This is him showing up. And by the way, he's with these two January 6th cop liars. So these are two... I think that guy's running for office. These guys are liars. And watch what he does. Thank you. Thank you.
I mean, this is really, even these people over here, it's kind of crazy. So you hear those people already. I started saying F you. They're screaming at him. Right. De Niro. Who's that guy behind him with the tattoos? So that's enough. That's a January 6th cop. Does he have fake racist tattoos? And he has tattoos all over him. And so Robert De Niro's there.
who, by the way, on television said F Trump, fuck Trump at the top of his lungs, said it twice to everybody in the world on a camera, but he's getting heckled by people in the street and somehow they're wrong. They're the people who are the dregs. They're the gutter people, not him. Watch, watch, watch, watch. Thank you.
I mean, this is really... Even these people over here are kind of... They're doing what I did at the Academy Awards. They're not supposed to do that. They're not to do on the street what I did at the Academy Awards. Are they? Well, more people probably saw the street one than watched the Tonys. Oh, was that the Academy Awards? It's kind of crazy. It's really crazy. And this...
thing donald trump has created he should be telling them not to do this the irony of that he should be telling those people not to do what i did at the tony awards or the academy i think there was the tony's he should be telling people to not do what i did at an award show and the apple awards
All the awards, I said it. He should be telling people. Really? The president of the United States should be telling people to not do what you did at an award show on television? It's okay for me to say that to the president. It's okay for me to say that about the president. It's not okay for regular people to say that about an actor. I'm an actor.
One of the greatest gangster actors of all time. Do you now get the Jungian psychology that I've been telling you about? This is him all projecting. He hates those people because they're doing the exact thing he did on television at an award show to the president. They're not even doing that to Joe Biden. They're doing that to an actor. But he's just...
He wants to sow total chaos, which he's succeeding in some areas and places to do. Anyway, beside all that, this is my neighborhood, downtown New York City. I grew up here and feel at home in these streets. I feel comfortable. The Twin Towers fell just over here,
Just over there. This part of the city was like a ghost town. But we vowed we would not allow terrorists to change our way of life. And we started the Tribeca Festival to bring people back. I love this city.
I love this city. I don't want to destroy it. I just hate those people who are also in the city right now who don't agree with me. We promised that we wouldn't change us after 9-11. You mean when everything changed? When everything changed. When we gave away all our rights. And they go, 9-11 changed everything. They used to say that over and over. That's what they said. Donald Trump wants to destroy not only the city, but the country. And eventually he could destroy the world.
And what is that based on? Again, he's just making it up. It's the open border policy that your own mayor says is unsustainable now in New York City. So if you're talking about wrecking the city, that's not Donald Trump's policy. By the way, Joe, and it's just, here we go. None of it makes sense. We vowed not to allow terrorists...
This is speech. I owe this city a lot. And that's why it's so weird that Donald Trump is just across the street.
Because he doesn't belong in my city. What? I don't know where he... Donald Trump's from... He built... They loved him when he built the ice skating rink. You remember that? It doesn't... They loved it. Surely he belongs more than the foreign investment that we also allow in the city. That's right. A guy from there. Nobody could get that ice rink built. And Donald Trump... They all loved him. They gave him a television show.
For 10 years. It was called Get Out of My City with Robert. But he certainly doesn't belong here. We New Yorkers used to tolerate him when he was just another grubby real estate hustler masquerading as a big shot. A two-bit playboy lying his way into the tabloids, pretending to be a spokesman.
A spokesperson for himself. So he's now denigrated him as a real estate charlatan and a two-bit playboy. I'm going to show you in a second that this guy... That's a proven actor, by the way. This guy got caught up in a prostitution ring. Remember that? With child pedophiles. Yeah, he was questioned for nine hours. Also, on his construction projects, he got...
He got picketed by the union because he was using scabs.
so every again everything he says about donald trump that's who he is it's called projection and that's why it stimulates him so much because he hates it so much because his he's hating the part of himself that's in his unconscious well that him becoming an asset after that investigation i think yes because once you get caught the whole thing remember we learned from p diddy and playboy mansion and epstein
You get caught at a party doing something you shouldn't have done, and then you have to serve the system when you're called upon to do it, and here he's doing it. So that, I'll bet you, there's just a bet. I know I can't say for sure. Oh, if Trump gets in, he's going to come after me. He's going to come after everybody. That's right. And we go, why would he come after you? Why would he come after you? Oh.
I just think this is the worst cold read of actors I've ever seen. That's a fair point, 100%. He's done better work with that. As himself, for himself, to fool the press into inflating his net worth. A clown. But this city is pretty accommodating. We make room for clowns.
We have them all over the city. People who do crazy things in the street, we tolerate it. It's part of the city. It's part of the culture. But not a person like Trump who will eventually run the country. That does not work. And we all know that. What?
Anyway, we make a group of clowns to each his own. But no one takes him or took him really seriously. They take him seriously now, of course. No one took him seriously. They just put him on every late night talk show, let him host Saturday Night Live, gave him his own network television show for over a decade, Emmy nominations. But nobody took him seriously. And now he's the biggest threat in the entire universe. Also, there's nothing more of a threat to us than him. That's right. The thing that nobody wants you talking about.
But around the country, people who didn't know him as we did started to support him. They bought into his bullshit. He really gets thrown by hecklers. Trump fought their votes with outrageous lies and empty promises. Like Biden. He got the most religious evangelicals to applaud a sinner.
who bragged about sexual assault and just a couple of blocks from here a jury found him liable for sexual abuse. What? Somehow he even got self-styled patriots to support a man who called for terminating the Constitution and on January 6th rallied an angry mob to threaten democracy leaving death and destruction in its wake.
That's why I needed to be involved and wanted to be involved in the new Biden-Harris ad. Because it shows the violence of Trump. You know, those people are literally doing a genocide right now. Look at his handlers. Look at it. Suge Knight and the other guy with the devil tattoo. Look how they're like, this isn't working. Look at their face. When he checked his notes, when he goes, bloodshed, what?
They're literally on the side of people committing a genocide right now. You know that, right? So they tried to make a moral play. I mean, that's this is this. But he's there at the behest of Joe Biden. Joe Biden asked him his campaign, asked him to do this. A decent man said he'll use violence against anyone who stands in the way of his megalomania and greed. It's a coward's violence. You think Trump ever threw a punch himself?
or took one. This guy who ran and hid in the White House bunker when there were protesters outside? No way. He doesn't get blood on his hands. No, he doesn't. He directs the mob to do his dirty work for him by making a suggestion. Literally, while Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are funding a genocide, and another one, and another slaughter of the Ukrainian people, and blowing up the... This is just...
That's the tyrant.
That's the tyrant he's telling us he'll be. And believe me, he means it. They're literally attacking peaceful protesters right down the street from you at the college. Go to Columbia. They're literally attacking peaceful protesters right now. The people who are protesting Joe Biden's violence and slaughter of children and women. They're using the government money.
And Joe Biden doesn't get any blood on his hands. This is remarkable. He's doing an ad read. He's doing the bullet points of the ad. Yes. The ad copy. When Trump ran in 2016, it was like a joke. This buffoon running for president. No, never could happen. We'd forgotten the lessons of history that showed us other clowns who weren't taken seriously until they became vicious. You mean like George Bush?
We got George Bush. With Trump, we have a second chance and no one is laughing now. This is the time to stop him by voting him out once and for all. We don't want to wake up after the election saying, what, again? My God, what the hell have we done? We can't have that happen again.
Yesterday was Memorial Day. It's a good time to reflect on how Americans fought and died so that we may enjoy the freedoms guaranteed to us by a democratic government. A government that, as President Lincoln said, of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
It did. It did decades and decades ago because your country's been bought by corporations, which is why they're cracking the heads of peaceful protesters just blocks away from where you're giving this speech. Those are the people, not you. Yeah, those are the people. Look at these awesome feds behind. I know they're like partners. They've been through a lot of shit together. And now this they got a baby under Trump. This kind of government will perish from the earth. I don't mean to scare you.
No, no, wait. Maybe I do mean to scare you. If Trump returns to the White House, you can kiss these freedoms goodbye. Freedoms. That we all take for granted.
And elections, forget about it. That's over. That's done. He was already president for four years. We still have all these freedoms. In fact, he left the White House. We always still have elections. But not before the sunset on noon or whatever the fuck. He gets in. I can tell you right now, he will never leave.
He will never leave. I didn't know the president just gets to stay in office. So every president who ever left, they just did it because they were nice. And the military has to obey him if he says I'm taking over. Who does this work on? This is so desperate. This just reeks of desperation. You know that. He will never leave.
What does that mean? Is that the country we want to live in? Do we want him running this country and saying, I'm not leaving? So then somebody puts off their car alarm, which is funny. So now for the rest of the speech, there's a car alarm going off. I hope he closes by saying, and bring back Kevin Spacey. And he says, aha! And he says they'll never leave. He already left.
He's not president right now. Joe Biden is. Yeah. What is this? This is all. This is all. Yeah. Hillary never left. She keeps showing. I'm dictator for life. Again, I didn't know that the president, if he wanted to, could just appoint himself dictator for life. Yeah. So we've all just had good luck that all the other presidents decided not to do that. Don't. Or do we have a idea? Or do we have a constitution and a balance of power?
He's going to get the idea to stay for life. They're giving it to him. Yeah, he didn't think of it last time. I hope this new ad campaign reaches outside the bubble to remind supporters of what a danger he is to our lives. This is not a threat. This is a reality.
And that's why I've joined the Biden-Harris campaign, because the only way to preserve our freedoms and hold on to our humanity is to vote for Joe Biden for president. Do you believe it? Really? Really? We don't have a choice.
On January 6th, while Republican lawmakers despicably tried to keep the loser Trump, the loser Trump in the White House and Trump inspired insurrectionists stormed the Capitol. Brave men and women from law enforcement put their lives on the line to defend this country. So he's talking about these people behind him. And then someone's going to say, no, those guys, those people lied under oath. Watch this.
Our democracy. By the way, I've invited this guy on the show. I was going to ask. I've invited this guy on the show a couple weeks ago. He's not coming. This looks like a Maalox commercial. Like he's going to cut to the big guy. Yeah. His tummy is upset while this is going poorly. They are the true heroes. These guys are the true heroes.
They stood. Put their lives on the line. Put these low lives for Trump. Listen, listen. They lied under oath. They lied under oath. They lied under oath. Who lied under oath? What are you telling me? Those two traitors behind you. Excuse me? Those two traitors behind you. They lied under oath? That's right.
What are you saying? They're trainers. They're trainers. He just, he doesn't, what are you telling me? What are you saying? He's got nothing. White one, he goes, oh shit, that guy knows. You see the face he made? They lied on the road. Who lied on the road? What are you telling me? Oh shit. Excuse me? They lied on the road? That's right. What are you saying? They're trainers. They're trainers. They're trainers.
I don't even know how to deal with you, my friend. I understand why you don't do many interviews or speaking without a script because you are horrible. He doesn't know who those guys are. He knows they're heroes. He was told how to deal with you. They stood there. They didn't have to.
And there were other ones in there who probably were in with them a little bit too. And they found a way to get around. Not these guys. They stood there and fought. For us. For you. For you. They weren't fighting for me. No? No, they fought for you, buddy. You're able to stand right here now.
They are the true heroes. I'm honored to be with these two heroes today. He has to read that line. Former Capitol Police Officer Harry Dunn and former Metropolitan Police Officer Michael Fanone. Dunn and Fanone. I want a show of them. That looks great. Look at that big giant Suge Knight. And then as he leaves, this is how it goes. You are gangsters. You are gangsters. Fuck you.
He's a real credit to our city. De Niro later joined Trump as a spy 100. There was this magazine called Spy 100's Worst People. They put him, Spy Magazine, put him on their 100 worst people, along with Trump.
They bashed him as a burnout thespian doing the same old shtick. His and Trump's histories would stay weirdly intertwined. This is from Racket News. While Trump was thought of as an infamous hirer of scab construction labor and garnered headlines as president when his administration tried to ban the union's famed inflatable rat, Scabby, De Niro soon after joined the same club. What?
A $600 million deal to build the gargantuan Wildflower Film Studio in Astoria earned a visit by Scabby. That's the union has this rat that they, if you're against the unions, they bring out this inflatable rat called Scabby. They brought him to De Niro's 79th birthday in 2022 when De Niro also chose non-union labor. What? What are you saying?
What are you saying? What are you telling me? What are you telling me? What are you telling me? What is this? What are you saying? That studio fought for your freedom. It's a hero. He did the exact thing. Today in downtown New York, Trump and De Niro collided again in a scene that will someday get its own wing in Madame Tussauds' Wax Assholes Museum. Imagine going back decades to tell a spy writer...
That in May 2024, former President Donald Trump not only goes on trial for paying off a porn star who told the world the president's penis looks like a cartoon mushroom, but Bobby De Niro shows up during the closing arguments on behalf of the current president, Joe Biden, to scream, fuck you, into a crowd for telling him he's washed up.
See, it doesn't make sense unless there's something else going on to me. That's all. I don't see why he would bother. Most urbanites guffawed at darts that Spy Magazine founder Graydon Carter and Kurt Anderson threw at Trump in the 80s.
But when skewers of the rich and famous at Spy Magazine became flatterers of high society at Vanity Fair, they became the same snobs that they once deflated. Yeah. Well, he did get threatened by Jeffrey Epstein, Graydon Carter. Remember? Did he? Yeah, he had a thing on Epstein, got threatened, and he was a good boy. Yeah.
New York's smart set is now overpopulated by windbags like Robert De Niro, who believe they have a monopoly on right opinion and talk unironically about who should be allowed in my city. You just heard him do it.
Brett Easton Ellis satirized upscale New York's mania for correctitude via the interminable American psycho arguments over the right haircut or business card font. Now politics is the fashion. Everyone wears the same brand. And if you don't like it, fuck you. And just so you know,
De Niro held question in Paris over a vice ring. The American actor Robert De Niro was arrested by the French vice squad at the Bristol Hotel in Paris yesterday and held for questioning. That's the Irish Times. That's from 1998. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They questioned him for nine hours.
His name was on a list of people visiting the prostitutes, and they had underage prostitutes as part of that ring. Well, they knew it was nothing. You know how the cops let you go a mere nine hours later when there's nothing to it? A mere nine hours later. So Robert De Niro's out of his fucking mind. That is a psychotic break. It was not. He's blackmailed. You say he's being blackmailed to do this. You can't even get to a point without being like that. You just can't.
You get caught. Keith Olbermann, Cenk Uygur. You think they're exactly the same. I'm talking about a great actor, not two losers. Oh, okay. You're right. Okay. Oh, my God. You know, I was just hoping the whole time that he was being heckled by the hecklers that De Niro would say, you talking to me? Ha ha. You talking to me? That would have been great. That would have been funny. Keith Olbermann's a freelance loser. I forget the other name now.
Oh, the name that we can't say or it's racist. His final performance is just some hostile guy hating the regular people who live in New York City. It's like he's become Travis Bickle. Yeah, one day a rain's going to wash this town clean. He is. That's amazing. ♪
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I'm debating Chris Cuomo the day after tomorrow. And like, you know, it's I know you did that phenomenal takedown of him on his his on Patrick Bet David show and you were responding to it. But isn't it something where you hear him come around and he's like, guys, guys, get this, get this in 2024. He's going, guys, guys, ivermectin is given to people. Yeah.
It's not just animals. Are you guys aware of this? Have you guys heard about this? And we're like, dude, yes. This took a five-minute Google search. We've all been talking about this for two years now while you were shaming all of us for saying it. I'll tell you something else. You see his attitude? I'll tell you something else that's crazy. You guys heard about this one? People get hurt by the facts. I think my brother might be a jerk-off.
I'll tell you something else that's going to get you a lot of hits. I am taking a, what do they call it? Like a regular dose, you know, whatever. They're trying to build up of ivermectin. Ivermectin was a boogeyman early on in COVID. You couldn't talk about it. That was wrong. We were given bad information about ivermectin. The real question is why?
Everyone's going to say Joe Rogan was right. No, Joe Rogan was saying, yeah, he was right. But that's my favorite part. That's my favorite part. The post where he's like, people are going to say Joe Rogan was right now. And then in his head, you can see he's like, think Cuomo. Think. Why was he wrong? Why was he wrong when I'm saying the same exact thing he was saying?
Two years after mocking him for saying it. So listen to what he says here. What matters is the entire clinical community knew that ivermectin couldn't hurt you. They knew it, Patrick. I know they knew it. How do I know? Because now I'm doing nothing but talking to these clinicians. So I just wanted to play that for you. So I know you're going to do a great job, but I just wanted to point out that he just hoisted himself on his own petard.
And so how did he do that there? Because what he's admitting, he's admitting he didn't talk to anybody during COVID. He didn't interview one fucking doctor. He didn't call a clinician because he just admitted all the clinicians knew ivermectin was a harmless drug that had been prescribed billions of times. He knows it.
now after he got fucking vaccine injured he knows it now but back then he would gladly smear Joe Rogan and anybody else who was telling the truth about it and like you just said David all it would take was a 30 second Google search of ivermectin and he would know that it was a Nobel Prize winning medicine on the WHO list of essential medicines
that it saved billions of lives, and it was safe for the... And they were looking at it to cure cancer before COVID, and it's considered a wonder drug, second only to penicillin. He did none of that! Yeah. Well, and look, you know, I'm like, I don't want to go too hard, and I really want him to show up to this debate, but...
Look, if you just think about it, how much there's no excuse. I mean, look, just like pretend your job is news and someone comes to you and goes, oh, okay. So, you know, there's this big push for a mandate for a pharmaceutical product. And then there's a therapy that's being pushed, a drug that's being pushed that could, you know, like help with the virus. And the whole world is like coming down on this drug.
And then but then you go, someone like Joe Rogan goes, my doctor prescribed me this. Wouldn't your first question would have to be so? Well, I mean, there's a doctor. Why is the doctor prescribing that? And then let me just Google it. Let me Google it once before I talk about it every single night.
So if you're not just corrupt and lying, it's just such inexcusable dereliction of duty. He's like Joey from Friends. He don't know shit about the news. So that is exactly what has been revealed there is that he's like, I'm not actually a news guy. I'm a news reader, just like they've said since forever. Forever.
about the news people. Even the good ones were jerk-offs too, by the way. Don't think just because he seems like a real E-channel person. And I will say that I scratched my head when Patrick Bet-David hired him for a show, but actually this is a great thing. It's cool with me now. What's that? It's cool with me now. Did you invite him to Value Argo? Yeah. Laughter
Will I be invited to value Largo? Ask Patrick. I'll try to get a plus one if I can. So...
And I just want to show you, because I'm very excited. I tweeted to Patrick Met David that I'm officially jealous of Dave Smith that gets to go and confront him. I would love to be able to do this, but you're going to do a great job. I know you will. But I just want to show you this too, just so you have this in your back pocket, because what he just said, he says, now I'm talking to clinicians and all of them know that ivermectin was harmless.
and blah blah blah so now what but listen to what he says here's not to please don't berate me for doing that that is a personal choice i have made it's my own health care i am allowed to do that so he's talking about a guy who had covid this guy had covid he had he has now has natural immunity and he didn't want to take the vaccine and chris cuomo's pushback is this you're absolutely right to do it you have a right to do it two different statements
Okay? Do you have the right? Of course, nobody's debating that except you guys as a false choice. What I'm saying is... I know everybody was debating that, by the way, because there were mandates. The President of the United States had to have a court struck down. So everybody was saying you didn't have a choice, fuckface. That's why people who used to be pro-choice don't call themselves pro-choice anymore. They call themselves pro-abortion, which nobody's pro-abortion.
Anyway. Well, that's why he got sick because he had no choice. Yeah, go ahead. Well, right. Like, and it's just so, I mean, it's so incredibly dishonest to even frame it that way that like, look, man, like, first of all, there were tens of millions of Americans who were like,
going to lose their job that's right lose friends lose all types of things and that's just like okay you could say that was like the the company's decision or not the government's or something and by the way that's only true because the supreme court struck down joe biden's ocean mandate where all mid-size and big companies would have had to vaccinate their employees um but
Forget that. I was I personally was turned into a second class citizen in my city. Like there were months where I was not allowed to go to a restaurant or if I did, they'd have a special outside seating for me where I wasn't allowed to go to a Knicks game or I wasn't allowed to go to like movies or like all this shit in the city I grew up in. They literally instituted apartheid based on the vaccinated and the unvaccinated. So like
Fuck him to turn around and go, oh, the debate about whether you have the right to do this isn't even really a debate. Vax apartheid? Yeah. I mean, literally, like that's it's just bananas to say that. So that so that was not even the point of me showing this, but I'm glad. Yeah, it's just one additional thing. One additional thing. Here's another thing.
It right to do it. Have you spoken to a doctor? You're supposed to be a leader. Have you? So he just admitted. So he's shaming this guy. Have you spoken to a doctor? You're supposed to be a leader. You're supposed to be a fucking newsman, Chris Cuomo. Have you talked to a doctor?
You just admitted on the previous clip that you didn't talk to anybody because if you had, all the clinicians knew that ivermectin was a harmless drug that was a human medicine, but you didn't. And so here he is...
Telling this, oh, that's his classic projection. He's hating on this guy because he's projecting what he is onto that guy. He's a lazy liar who didn't talk to anybody. And now he's projecting that onto this guy who actually did talk to doctors. He actually did know about natural immunity. And that's still not the reason I'm telling you this, but let's play it.
Talk to the CDC and the people who are in Florida at the Department of Health about whether or not they think you made a good choice. Because if your answer is just that. So he's saying, did you talk to the CDC? Chris, you're supposed to question the people at the CDC. You're jumping off point is supposed to be the government is lying because they're corporate captured. And now I have to find out where they're lying. So he's telling this guy, why are you doing what I'm supposed to be doing? Turns out that guy was doing that.
Anyway, okay. Well, I don't care what they say. This is me. I'm an American. That is being dumb as a proxy for being bold. Please play this for him. That's exactly what he's doing here. He's being dumb as a proxy for being bold, because if he was bold, he would question the government. He would question big pharma bought captured agencies. That would
be being well and he would actually go talk to the doctor that he talked to he would talk to Joe Rogan's doctor he would have on Peter McCullough he would have on Dr. Pierre Corey he would have on I forget his name he would have on all those people
But he didn't. So that so he's again, this is classic union projection. He's projecting onto him the thing that he hates about himself, that he's being dumb as a proxy for bold and he doesn't do any of his research. Wait, can I just give him some credit, though?
Because, okay, yes, that's true. But now, he may have given up on being a vaccine Zionist, but he's still a Zionist. Alright, hold on. And that's still not the reason why I'm playing this, but here we go. And I don't think it's a good message. Because remember, it's not just you protecting yourself. It's you protecting me and other people from
you. They're going to kill me, man. Again, that logic was never logic. That is illogic because if the vaccine works the way you said it did, then people can go out and get their vaccine. Why do they need someone? If I have my polio vaccine, I don't need someone else to go get it to protect me. I've got mine. It's so bananas. The logic, it's so crazy that they were ever able to sell this
At all to anyone where he goes right away. It's like, hey, I got my vaccine. How come you won't get your vaccine? And he goes, the vaccine works. You're dumb if you don't get it. And I need you to get it. So you protect me. The fact that anyone could have ever looked at that not gone.
A quick question. Yeah, well, that's how you know the whole thing's fake. That's the thing that he's trying to dodge now when he goes, oh, it turns out clinicians. Let's not even talk about Rogan. How about, have you noticed anything, Chris, after this ordeal? Maybe that the whole thing stinks. You can't trust any of them and the experts that you looked at, like your Don Lemon's
And Sanjay Gupta's don't know shit? So this, so, right, by the way, when he says that all the clinicians knew, didn't Dr. Sanjay Gupta work at CNN? Didn't you bump into him at the propaganda meeting? Didn't he tell you, hey, by the way, I've met...
Because when he went on Joe Rogan, and Joe Rogan said, why is everybody lying about ivermectin? So I was like, Sanjay Gupta goes, I don't know. He was like, he probably should have done it. Here we go. Here we go. There's more of this. That's why you get vaccinated, not just for yourself.
important distinction. Go ahead. Actually, the way vaccines work are to protect yourself. A vaccine that basically gives you a special cocoon where you actually limit the worst harmful effects of the virus itself or may not get it all together depending on your own personal physiology. So that's the way vaccines work. Now, to me personally, I did talk to a couple of doctors that I know about it. I told
them already had it and i'm 42 what do you think and they said yeah you're fine if that's what you want to do go ahead and do it they didn't come and say no no you have to do it because of everybody else because if other people want to be protected they have access to vaccines go get the vaccine i would never tell anybody not to get vaccinated i do totally support it if that's what somebody chooses to do byron i'm with you i don't know why this is hard it's that simple
Oh, listen, I totally agree with you. It is very simple. I think you're making it hard because you're seeing some kind of righteousness and a choice to do something that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. But again, that's your right. What I'm saying is something else.
You're wrong about how vaccines work. You're only giving part of the prophylaxis. OK, the other aspect to why you take the vaccine is it also reduces not completely. Nothing is perfect. And certainly this vaccine is not. It also reduces your ability to communicate the virus and make other people infected. That part matters, too. But they're vaccinated. So now that's resurfacing.
So now they ask him, do you want to apologize? And watch what he says. Tom and I are talking about the long vaccine and what that's doing. A lot of my friends are going through it. Long COVID. Not long vaccine, forgive me. Long COVID. A lot of friends are talking about it. We're 40, 50. You're sitting there saying, hey, what the hell is going on in my body? What's changed from that conversation with you and Byron to where you are today? Well, a lot has changed and a lot needs to change that hasn't.
Here's what matters to me about the clip. Apology? Of course not. Great job. Byron Donalds. Why? Listen to his rationale of why he's not going to apologize. It makes absolutely no sense. Watch this. Comes on my show now. Okay. Why? Exchange of respect was never personal. I believe as a leader at that time, you had a duty to
to be thorough in what you were putting out there as opposed to just playing politics. And turns out he was being thorough. He talked to doctors. And the guy who wasn't being thorough was Chris Cuomo. Go ahead, Dave, comment. Well, look, man, I mean, I don't want to give the whole thing away because I am going to be debating this guy soon. But look, I mean...
And it's just like that, what he said is exactly right. Yeah, it's your job to be thorough and not political. And like, okay, a couple, just a couple of quick things. Number one, you know, you brought up the thing with Gupta when he had no argument over ivermectin. But the other really interesting thing on that episode, I actually thought was the most interesting because this was when Gupta went on Rogan's show, it was during the vaccine passports, during that time when you couldn't go into restaurants and stuff like that. And so he goes...
Gupta goes to Rogan and goes, so are you going to get the vaccine? And Joe goes, no. And he goes, why not? He goes, I just had COVID. He goes, I have natural immunity. That's stronger than the vaccine. And he goes, so why would I get the vaccine? And Gupta had no answer. He had no answer. He just went, oh, well, yeah, you probably got some immunity. Well, he said, I'm glad you're feeling better. Yeah, he said, and just like totally copped out. He did sales techniques. He did sales techniques.
That's how, when I worked at Nobody Beats the Wiz, they taught us when a customer says no, what they mean is I need to know more. They actually taught us to assault people with sales. So that's what he did. He diverted the conversation because they don't want to acknowledge the point. Chris Cuomo's like stuck in this mode here. Well, that's right. But I'm saying, so it's your job to be thorough here, right? And as he's grilling this guy, he says he's had COVID. Right.
He goes, I've had COVID before. And I asked my doctor, they said, I don't need to get the vaccine. And I'm just making the point that if he's saying being thorough, like even your own TV doctor had no answer for that question.
So where is the like, where is the onus to be thorough and like know what you're talking about and not be political? Is it like it's crazy? It's obviously just played one side of this. And of course, you know, I'm not I don't have the video. But when he pretended to be in quarantine, he wasn't. And he he pretended to come out from the basement and he had it videoed and filmed it in front of his children. They all knew he was lying.
And he didn't get fired for that because he was lying at the BS to the establishment. So, I mean, it's a real... I'm glad, in a sense, that Patrick Beck David has this liar on his show, but he is a liar from start to finish, and he's just a nonstop narcissistic lying sociopath. That's what Chris Cuomo is. And I'm glad he's now admitting some of the things, but he still won't admit the big things. He doesn't want to break kayfabe. Just get him to admit...
Chris, because he said mutual respect. He's a wrestler. I'm a wrestler. We're doing our wrestling. Yeah. I'm not going to break kayfabe because I'm a pro. You got to give him a break kayfabe. You're like, now will you admit wrestling is not real or the thing that you did that you call journalism? Hey, our two favorite guys. Remember, Jackson was on this show. Tortoise and the Hare. The Tortoise and the Hare. And they, and.
And they have this great sexual relationship, we surmise. I think they both just really care about the dogs at this point. I don't think the sex is that hot. But they were both very hot for Jackson. Jackson looked gorgeous. Yeah, he's like a new little... People working out. Oh, he looked fantastic. They had feelings stirred they haven't felt in years. In years. Yeah. And then Jackson goes, you guys are pretty obsessed with my appearance. And they go, well, isn't everybody? Yeah.
- Wait, I thought we said that as a joke about it. - We said it as a joke and then they said it. - Oh, that's right. - No, they said it.
And then that's when we realized that was a wig on the hair. So they're both tortoise. So this is the tortoise and the hare. I kind of like these guys now, actually. Yeah, I know. I might want to do their show. They've invited me, and I said no, but I think it would be fun. So watch this. Watch how they bicker. What I love is how they bicker. Yeah, right. So let's watch this. So they have this. I got this from Due Dissonance. They tweeted it out.
So she's a Palestinian activist, I think, but she's there to advocate on behalf of the Palestinians.
But watch how they bicker. This is fun, watch. The reason that people pose this question is because they want to defend Israel's right to continue its genocide, to continue its ethnic cleansing, to continue its ethnic cleansing of the Palestinians. How can 35,000, if the Hamas figures are accepted, be a genocide from 2 million people? Israel, how many would be a genocide? 2 million people. Or a million, a million and a half. Stop talking.
Stop talking. Can we shut the flip up? Every war is genocide. Can we just... I mean, you will go. I will sack you. I will sack you. Israel have killed the smallest amount of innocent people that has ever been in modern warfare.
Just shut up. Now the producer's telling you, and if you don't shut up, you're going to have to go. I'm going to kick him off. The fact is that genocide or ethnic cleansing would have resulted in the whole of that area of being finished by now. And the Israeli army are doing everything they can to try and stop this.
Genocide looks like October the 7th what Hamas did. The Israeli army are not doing everything they can. The Israeli army and the Israeli government have made it quite clear exactly what they want to do, which is to continue cleansing and driving all of the Palestinians out of Afghanistan. And the reason that they're doing that... You've invited me onto the show to do reviews and now you're trying to stop me from exposing the truth of what you people are doing. You're lying. I'm telling lies. Listen, I didn't want this. I want this to go properly.
So I'm going to give you two minutes, right, to state what you think. Nobody is actually agreeing. I want you to put your whole point forward. No interrupting from you. And just make everybody know. Go for it. The reason why policy. So this is a mistake because she's actually going to mow them down. Let's watch.
politicians and other presenters, particularly in Britain and particularly in the West, are doing so much to try and pretend that Israel has the right to do what it's doing is because Israel is a key ally of Western imperialism, a key ally of America in that whole region. The US and Israel have a trade relationship worth billions. It's not just the US. There's multinational corporations,
advertising real estate in Gaza. What this comes down to is imperialist interests across the whole of the Middle East
and the drive to continue that going because British imperialism many, many years ago, nearly 100 years ago, took land that wasn't theirs and tried to give it away to another people. And that was a crime and it's a crime that has continued ever since then up until now and the Palestinians are suffering a horrific experience because of that.
So that was funny. You want to watch the beginning again, Kurt? Yes. The reason that people pose this question is because they want to defend Israel's right to continue its genocide, to continue its ethnic cleansing, to continue its ethnic cleansing of the Palestinians. How can 35,000, if the Hamas figures are accepted, be a genocide from 2 million people? Israel, how many would be a genocide? 2 million people. Or a million, a million and a half. Stop talking. Stop talking.
Can we shut the flip up? Every war is genocide. Can we just, I mean, you will go, I will say. I did say that. Israel have killed the smallest amount of innocent people that has ever been in modern warfare.
I'm just making a fact. Now the producer's telling you, and if you don't shut up, you're going to have to go. I'm going to make facts. It has to be done. The fact is that genocide or... So anyway, first of all, whoever that is did a great job, and I'm sure we're going to see her at the next WEF meeting.
Yeah. Or the Gates Foundation. By the way, I love the thing of where you get into the semantic argument about if it qualifies as genocide. Genocide. You know when neo-Nazis would go, it wasn't six million Jews. It was more like probably only 250,000. Is that really good though? Is that – okay. Let's say the thing you're saying is right. How does that in any way make you feel like it's –
What is there like a discount on it? That's a lot of murder, dude. Even at your lowered numbers. You're worse than Manson.
And people argue that. It's absurd. I know. Ted Bundy's vilified forever for doing, I don't know, 30, 40 murders. But they do that before 9 a.m. over in Gaza. I told you I talked to that one gangster dude about Jimmy, Sammy the Bull, because I wanted him on my podcast. Yeah. This one dude. I mean, he was pleasant enough to talk to. I liked him. But he goes, you know, those guys are really into being gangsters.
And so they all have grudges of like, he didn't kill all those people. Like he said, he only probably killed three people. And I was like, but is that like good? It really is amazing. All gangsters that you get like a Stockholm syndrome with where you're supposed to like not snitch and root for their murders. Yeah. That's why America's the ultimate gangster. Cause you're supposed to like, that's why I didn't buy, by the way, the Kim Jong-un guy that was on.
The Korea guy. Because I'm like, I'm still hearing that my life is all about this one family. Like, if I got to pick where I get a few families to ally with, I don't want just one where my life is about preserving your family's hegemony on the whole area. Like, I really would like none of that ever again. You know what's funny to me is I was reading the comments under that. I wanted to see how people reacted to Haas.
And some people are like, all right, Jimmy, that's it. I'm done with you. Because I had on Haas. I had on Michael Malice just a few days earlier saying the exact opposite. It could go. I would never. I was like, I don't know anything about North Korea. I had two people with opposing views come on and talk about it. I don't know. Make up your own mind. Well, I guess they feel deplatforming works.
I don't know anything about North Korea. All these cunts are on board with deplatforming. They're all on board with it. I know. Okay, that was fun. And that young lady did a great job. Fiona Lally. Her name is Lally. Fiona Lally. Pro-Palestinian activist. I bet they brought her on because they just have the same argument. You slew the genocide, is it? Is it?
Yeah, no. That's all they say. This is why all these debates, I would never get hung up on these buzzwords. They become magic words. They create walls in people's minds. It's a waste of time. How about they just murdered a bunch of kids and I feel like they didn't have to do that. And they're doing everything they can. Well, what they can do is nothing, apparently, because they're not avoiding it at all. They're using 2,000-pound bombs. A 2,000-pound bomb could kill someone two football fields away.
So those aren't your surgical strikes. They're just slaughtering people en masse in Gaza. And there's a lot of people who think that's okay. No kidding. A lot of Zionists say, well, look what we did in Dresden. They say that. You've heard them. Friends of ours have said that. Because Israel is a golem they made out of hate and fear from being persecuted. And if you ever saw the golem or Frankenstein...
The monster unmakes you. You create the monster. You pour all your hate and fear into it. And eventually it unmakes you. And you're looking at it right now. Well, that's what I didn't. It was a Nietzsche who said, be careful if you when you stare into the abyss, because eventually the abyss will stare back into you. Be careful when fighting monsters that you don't become a monster yourself. And that's exactly what.
has happened and I don't think Zionists were ever fighting monsters. I think they were always doing to the Palestinians what the Germans did to them. They were displacing them and trying to steal their shit. - There was always Jews that were against the perversion of Judaism. - That's right. - There was always Christians against the, there's always somebody who's like, gets the message of the thing and those people exist, that's why you can't generalize everybody. And then there's always the other side that think through the left hand path or whatever bullshit.
And that's who does all this stuff. Remember, they tell you that Joe, that Donald Trump is the big liar. Of course, the biggest sociopathic, psychopathic liar in all of American politics is Joe Biden. OK, there's no bigger liar than Joe Biden.
And there's nobody with more blood on his hands or more anti-worker than Joe Biden, an anti-student. There's nobody in the history of this country been more anti-black, anti-Mexican, anti-worker. And this is the course. This is the husk of a demented corpse that they have, that the establishment is. And watch, he's going to repeat lies about Hamas and the Israeli war.
He's at Morehouse College and Joe Biden falsely claims he saw pictures of Palestinians tying a mother and a daughter in a rope, pouring kerosene on them and burning them and watching them as they died. No such photos exist. That didn't happen. Oh, I was thinking of a party at Hillary's house. So this is how he's at a commencement and he's lying like this to justify him funding a genocide. Watch this. What's happening in Gaza and Israel is heartbreaking.
Hamas is vicious attack on Israel killing innocent lives. Yeah, what's heartbreaking is not the slaughter of innocent children and and that that's not this that's not what's hard but he's still upset about something that happened eight months ago. Is that a black owl he's doing this? He's at Morehouse. Yeah. Are they into this? Apparently. Oh, I didn't know I had jokes for that. Sorry, Rick. So he of
You could show Joe Biden a photo of Batman in front of a Chinese theater and Biden would think the Joker was attacking Hollywood. That's all I'm saying. Here we go. And holding people hostage. I was there nine days after. Set pictures of tying a mother and a daughter in a rope, pouring kerosene on them, burning them and watching as they die. So that's just a complete fabrication.
Wait, did his dad not live on a kibbutz that was also destroyed? He saw. So this guy said he saw pictures of decapitated babies, too, until he didn't see them anymore. You remember this in a roundtable of Jewish community leaders on Wednesday? Joe Biden said, I have been doing this a long time. I never really thought that I would see have confirmed pictures of terrorists beheading children. Well, you didn't because you didn't see them.
Joe Biden just made it up and lied. He lied to justify a genocide. A U.S. administration official later clarified Biden's remarks, telling CNN that neither Biden nor his aides had seen pictures or had received confirmed reports of children or infants having been beheaded by Hamas. I must have been at Leon Panetta's brother's place yesterday.
Didn't happen. Yeah. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Yeah. Maybe he was. Maybe he was. I was at an art exhibit with some very poor people. A robot has more of a conscience than Joe Biden does. Did he give his word as a Biden? Remember, here he is going to give his word as a Biden. Watch this. Remember, he's like, says, I give you my word as a Biden.
No. That's what he always says. Is the real story that terrorists put heads on babies? Because you could go exact opposite of what he says. I like when they also, they always try to do that. Hey, why are they cutting the heads off of babies with a knife? Why don't they blow their heads off with a nice Christian bomb made by Christians in a Christian bomb factory? That's what Jesus would do.
They're poor. It's gross. Yeah. Right. So here we go. Senator Joseph Biden may have more explaining to do. The new questions stem from taped remarks of Biden during an April campaign appearance in New Hampshire. I went to law school on a full academic scholarship. The only one in my in my class to have a full academic scholarship. Went back to law school and in fact ended up in the top half of my class.
I was the outstanding student in the political science department at the end of my year. I graduated with three degrees from undergraduate school and 165 credits, only needed 123 credits. Biden now concedes he did not graduate in the top half of his law school class, that he does not have three degrees from college, and that he was not named outstanding political science student in college. Newsweek says Biden actually went to school on a half scholarship, ended up near the bottom of his class,
and one only one degree not three job i'd rank seventy-six in the class of eighty five at the university security syracuse law school i mean this guy comes off this whole thing as a flyweight now by concerns with his right his memory and failed and i'd be delighted to sit down and compare my cute years of his life right now uh... and here we go
He's done it again. You dirty bastard. You've done it again. Where is the cod? But of course, all my shit-lib friends in Hollywood like Bill Maher and every asshole comedian who thinks you're a bad person for telling the truth about Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, the Democrats, they think Joe Biden's a good person.
You saw that piece of shit who who's on Saturday Night Live say he's voting for decency. There's nothing decent about Joe Biden. Joe Biden is a is a maniacal, bloodthirsty killer who's the enemy of black and brown people.
brags about the crime bill, which is why black and brown people are incarcerated in the United States at way higher rates than their population. He's an enemy of workers, which is why he crushed a union strike on the railroad. And he's the enemy of students, which is why you can't get rid of your... He's enemy of anybody, sick people. He is the evil tool against you. And if you think that Joe Biden is decent, you need therapy. ♪
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