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What? What are you talking about? Really? Originally, I thought that Joe Biden losing the youth vote meant he misplaced it. I couldn't remember where he last saw it. It was on the outside of his pants.
President Joe Biden is trailing former President Donald Trump in a hypothetical general election matchup among young voters. An NBC News poll released Sunday found among voters aged 18 to 34, Biden saw 42 percent support. That's compared to Donald Trump, who led him with 46 percent. Well, I thought he'd sniff those young people numbers up as opposed to blowing them down. Yeah.
The poll is an early warning for Biden's campaign ahead of the 2024 presidential election that young voters could be peeling away from him. What kind of language is that? Peeling away from him. Wow. How they peel him off the younger voters. Did you see his latest one?
He goes, I love your ears. He keeps telling some girl he loves her ears. Oh, no, I didn't see that. Send it to me when you see that shit. I saw him picking his nose right next to the Chinese president. I saw that. He's a guy's dictator. Yeah. Oh, did you see Blinken's face? Anthony Blinken. He goes, oh. Ha.
The pain that Anthony Blinken, you know, so the media ignores, Corbo media ignores it for the most part, what they can. Yes. But I didn't think of like how funny it is for us to watch this, the torture it is to be that Anthony Blinken. It must, what a nightmare his life must be.
Young voters were a key vote. At least they don't have somebody who pushes back against what Anthony Blinken says. He just forgets. He's right. He's being disinformation like he wants to get his thing out. Yeah. And then Biden disinfo campaigns. Young voters were a key voting bloc essential to Biden's victory in the 2020 election. Really, they weren't.
An exit poll from NBC News in 2020 found Biden won voters' age 18 to 29 by more than 20 points. Really? And that NBC News poll, that's about as good as an open micers Jack Nicholson impression, am I right? It's really more of a world's best grandpa contest for them. I got to move over. I think I'm covering some of the graphics, some of the copy. When I went to college, I was at Columbia. Yeah.
I was, uh, and when I tell people I went to Columbia, I don't, I don't tell them Columbia college. I just tell them Columbia and they think it's the, and, uh, I was going to be a copywriter for advertising. Why? Cause it's fucking easy. That's why it was fucking easy. Nothing to it.
In a hypothetical general election, wait, Trump's lead among this group, however, was within the subgroup's margin of error in the poll at plus or minus 6.2 percentage points. In a hypothetical general election matchup from NBC News with voters of all ages, Biden trailed Trump by a small margin of 2 percentage points, but a lot more in the states that actually matter. Yeah.
Trump led with 46% while Biden fell behind with, I mean, Matt, this unbelievable media onslaught of propaganda for Biden. And he's still losing to a guy who's been indicted with 96 felony counts. No, I know. It's like trying to turn Marvel heroes into something women like. It's a fool's errand. It is. And it's also important to remember how much Trump support...
and Israel and Trump supports for Israel and the outcome would be identical if he were president right now. Yeah.
Just like with vaccines. It's a bad cop and an old cop. You both, you hate them both. Hey, where'd Joe go? Wait, he's dead. All right. Bring the bad cop. He just walks. Remember how, when he got off, he left the MB, MSNBC. He leaves everything the same way now. Abruptly. Abruptly. Um,
Biden also saw one of his lowest approval ratings ever since taking the presidency at 40%.
57% of voters said they disapprove of his presidency. Jesus. You'd think it'd be higher. I want to hear Israel's results. As the Israel-Hamas war continues, 62% of the poll's respondents, including 30% of Democrats, disapprove of Biden. So 70% of Democrats, according to this poll, approve of Biden's foreign policy?
Yeah, and that's why I never believe any polls. No effing way. I think they're being really generous. How'd they ask the question, right? Yeah, and who did you call? And a sample of one thing. You know, that sampling only works if people are really united and kind of more lockstep. And this is not a time where you can get that kind of sample. I just don't believe it.
Well, Kurt, with regard to the Israel Hamas war, 56 percent of voters said they disapprove of Biden's handling of the war. Only 56, only a little bit more than one out of two. The poll found that Democratic voters are split over the war. Really? With a slim majority of them at 51 percent saying they believe Israel's military is. I don't believe this poll. Huh.
I don't believe this poll. I don't believe this poll. 51% said Israel's gone too far. 27% said Israel's justified. What do you think is being high-balled or low-balled? I think the people against it are being low-balled. Oh, every single thing. I always just follow the Carlitos Way rule.
Like that fat guy, Saso, who's like, how much debt do you have? He's like 30,000. Okay, so that's 60,000. Like he doubled whatever the guy said. So you got to apply some Carlitos way to the numbers. The poll has an overall margin of error of plus or minus 3.1 percentage points. Okay, so-
That should be a wake-up call to Joe Biden, who sleeps most of the day. That's a thumb-on-the-scale polling that looks that bad. Yeah, that's, again, yes.
So if you want to see straight up, this is like Soviet era level propaganda. I'm about to show you from Jen Psaki, who works for the Democratic Party.
- And the establishment. - So she got, she's a press secretary, which we all know is a liar for, I mean, it's always been, whoever you're going for. - But the press on her last day, they said, "Thank you for your service." That's what the press was saying. She's been lying to you, that's her job. - So they decided to have a, here's a great show idea. - Thank you for your service. - What if she just lied on a show,
Like press secretary of the show. Yeah. That's what this is. Yeah, that's what this is. It's that level of lying of press secretary. Maybe a little more. She's a little edgy and lily-like. Yeah, well, she puts a little more acting into it, right? They obviously sent her to acting school. Watch this. So they're actually going to make up stuff. They're going to clip Donald Trump to make it look like he's saying the opposite of what he's saying. Yeah. Ready? Here we go.
After a long stretch of dark political predictions for Democrats and a lot of freaking out over poll numbers, things did start to feel a little bit better this week. Why? Did your dealer finally get back to you?
Democratic governor was reelected in Kentucky. Democrats swept control of the Virginia legislature, which most people were not predicting. And the people of Ohio turned out in droves to protect abortion rights in their state. You might find yourself thinking, all right, maybe things aren't so bad. But only if you follow zero news besides those three things.
It's like a kid show. Yes. That's how she's talked. That's how she's delivered. Hey. Hey. I think he's Bill Nye the Science Guy. Yes. I'm a news communicator. That's right. That's what she is. Here we go. Maybe I shouldn't be so terrified about the safety of democracy and my rights after all. The forces of... I mean, let me just say, it doesn't take a Michael Rappaport level intellect to figure out things are really bad.
Jesus. And so, okay. ...but are winning out in the end. And I'm going to tune this all out for a while. I have other things to worry about.
If that's how you're feeling, I kind of get it. And there are some things to feel relieved about. But at the same time, the threat of a second Trump term is still very real. And the things he is saying right now are some of the most concerning things we have ever heard him say. So it's important for everyone to really start listening. OK, before I watch any more of this, I can already guess that this is going to be an out of context clip.
And how desperate are you that you can't find something awful enough that Trump actually said, you know, that one drop of blood gallon for theirs? Yeah, that's a great awful one and six out my mind. We're going to take a gallon of their blood for one drop of our blood. So listen to this part. Listen to this clip that they clipped. And just know, as you watch it, he's actually saying the exact opposite. Watch this.
If I happen to be president and I see somebody who's doing well and beating me very badly, I say, go down and indict them. Mostly, that would be, you know, they would be out of business. They'd be out. They'd be out of the election.
If they're beating me, go down and indict them. Trump is forecasting that in a second term he will wield power however he chooses, unconstrained by the rule of law. This is some truly scary authoritarian banana republic type stuff. And we should hear it that way. Just yesterday he took. We should hear it that way.
So you're fear mongering that Trump might come after all of you. That's what she's Democrats in the corporate media. Yeah.
Wow, talk about having your finger on the pulse of normie concerns. That's my number one. But will Jen Psaki and the rest be okay? Hey, never mind. I don't have health insurance. But Trump might go after the Democratic establishment. We got to take to the streets, Kurt. That's our democracy. Forget about World War III. We got to protect Hunter and Joe Biden. Yeah, they're most vulnerable among us. Look at the letter. I just realized inside with Jen Psaki, look at the childlike...
comedy lettering of her... It looks like...
What is this, an animated show? MSNBC. Inside with Jen Psaki. It's like Rachel Ray, but not as intellectual. Seems kind of sexual inside Jen Psaki. Yeah, no kidding. Inside of Jenna Jameson is the last time I heard that. Banana Republic type stuff, and we should hear it that way. Yeah, we know it's scary banana type Republic stuff because you've been doing it for the last eight years. Here we go.
Just yesterday, he took to Truth Social to imply that Democrats or any political opponents, frankly, are the greatest threat to America and need to be rooted out like vermin. Vermin is the word he used there. Oh, my God. He used the word vermin. Wow, Jen. That's a lot nicer than the word I use for you. Me too. I would have to agree with that.
And it's not just rhetoric. Remember, the Washington Post reported just last week about specific plans Trump and his allies have drafted to put his words into action. On top of planning to launch investigations into people who dared to critique him or disagree with him during his time in office, including people who work for him.
His team has also started to map out plans to invoke the Insurrection Act on his first day in office, which basically would allow him to dispatch the military against civil demonstrations. Think about how crazy that is. Wow. He's going to send militarized police against protesters. Do you mean he's got a copy of Obama's playbook? Is he? He's like I said, them undercover to get them to do violence. Yeah.
How bad do you have to be to make up shit about a game show host, pro-vax, pro-Israel, WWE wrestler? Yeah, well...
Yeah. I got to give it to her. She is funnier than Samantha Bee. She is. Oh, she is. Wait till you see the clip of her saying the cunt. Oh, it's fantastic. Except she's not going to apologize for it like Samantha Bee. Except she won't apologize for calling Melania a cunt.
Oh, and in the same Univision interview, he also defended his family separation policy at the border. And new reporting from The New York Times this weekend confirms he also. Are you joking? You got to be. Do you know that Joe Biden and Barack Obama deported twice as many Hispanics as Joe Biden and Barack Obama built the cages that you accused Trump of? They just reported that right now. Joe Biden is trying to finish the wall, but at the same time, keeping an open border policy.
And they can't find a hundred thousand is the video I saw. They can't find a hundred. Was it a hundred thousand? That was like eighty five thousand children. Something unbelievable amount of I keep getting the same spam call every day. Wait, so I don't want to be tracked everywhere I go by the government. My only option is to renounce my citizenship and then sneak in illegally. That's it. That's how I can avoid. OK.
This is unbelievable for everything they're claiming Trump is doing is going to do. They already did. And they're currently doing plans for sweeping raids of undocumented immigrants, mass deportations and the creation of giant camps. Joe Biden went to court to make sure private detention centers that house illegal immigrants stayed open against local laws. That's what Joe Biden did.
The guy she used to work for. Did she go to the same hair dye as Carrot Top? Because that's what it looks like. That's definitely a dye job. Carrot Top, look, whatever else you say about him, his dye job is good. It is good. Solid. You know, that's probably one of the best features of dye job. State the Muslim ban, something he also repeated this weekend. He might reinstate the Muslim ban. You know why Trump had to ban Muslims at the airport? What?
Because Barack Obama spent eight years bombing the shit out of them. No one ever asked that question. Why are there Muslim refugees at the airports in the first place? Because Barack Obama overturned their democratically elected governments, decapitated them, and then bombed the shit out of them and turned their country over to terrorists. That's why. It's amazing. They're bombing them by the truckloads. They're bombing them. Yeah, wow.
When he was asked about this, about it this week, about how the U.S. can stop the killing of innocent people in the Israel Hamas war, he basically said we should just let it all play out. That's basically what Joe Biden's doing right now. And not only that, Joe Biden is sending billions of dollars to them and weapons and bombs so they could do it. This is this is this is Soviet. I mean, if you were in.
This is like Shusha from Brazil. Remember that kid show where there was this chick with big tits that was also an adult and a kid show? Because Brazil's weird. They made fun of her on The Simpsons when they go to Brazil. Oh, really? And they're like, boy, Brazilian kid shows are weird. This is like children's show. Soviet era, I feel like they talk to you a little more like a grown-up, but I'm not from there.
But this seems very childlike. How dumb do you have to be to not know that everything she's saying that Joe Biden is currently doing? That's what I don't get. That's the weird thing. If you're dumb enough to fall for this, why would you be watching any news? Yeah. Wouldn't you be following like that Kelsey football player and Taylor Swift or something? Yeah.
Well, the people I know that watch this, they do it. It's like it's well, it's what George Orwell said. It's their five minutes of hate that you have a psychological need for this. And that's on a treadmill or Peloton. This is like on, you know, and you're like just kind of vaguely in the zone. That's my guess. And yet the hand wringing and cocktail party speculation about an alternative to Joe Biden is continuing. I like this moments away. Jamie Raskin. All right.
We'll continue. Guess what? Joe Biden isn't perfect. No candidate is, by the way. Are you sure? But Hillary was perfect. Oh, well, come on. No candidate is perfect. No candidate is, by the way. When they say he isn't perfect, they mean he's demented. Is that what you mean? No, wait. Listen to what she means. Have to understand what the alternative is here.
If elected to a second term, Donald Trump would prosecute anyone he deems an enemy, unleash troops on protesters, and essentially unravel the rule of law as we know it.
the rule of law as we know it. You mean where you abuse it? How you see fit? Whatever you feel like. You mean when you go after Donald Trump and prosecute him because he's going to beat you in an election? You mean like that? You mean like how you stage a fake insurrection on January 6th so you can criminalize an entire political movement? You mean like that? If Donald Trump's going to do what you guys already did, that is scary. Look, he's not a perfect skin suit, Joe Biden. But we'll just...
And this time, he plans to align his administration with people who will actually help him do it. Wow. I wonder why he didn't do it the first time. Oh, he's not hiring any of the people, but he remembered everybody that double-crossed him. Yeah. And this time, no one's going to be in there to sabotage what he does. It's weird.
that he already had the presidency and we still have our democracy. Why didn't he take it away then, Kurt? Well, this time he will. And by taking, going after Jen Psaki's insides. This is the biggest dismissal of dementia I could ever imagine. Watch this. With people who will actually help him do it. Watch this. But sure, Joe Biden is three years older and occasionally trips over things. That's not what people are upset about. Do I have dementia? Why are you talking to me like this?
He occasionally trips over things. No, that's not what it is. She's talking to me like I accused the Jamaican nurse of stealing from me when I wasn't looking in the old phone. Hey, she steals. Was she really that bad? Nobody's. He okay. That's the problem with Joe Biden. He occasionally trips over things.
Those things being, you know, like a couple hundred thousand dead Ukrainians, 5,000 dead Gazan babies. Anthony Blinken's House of Cards diplomacy with China.
There's a lot to be concerned about right now when it comes to a second Trump term. The speeches are getting much more disturbing and much more unhinged. And we should all hear it that way. It's also important to talk. It's going to stop him. I thought the walls are closing in. Don't you have a great case against him? Yeah, he's going to jail. He won't be president. He's right. He's been indicted. Ninety four cases of felonies. And and we even with all this, the majority of Americans want to vote for that guy.
Even with all this garbage, all this fear mongering that this guy is somehow he's Hitler and Stalin and Idi Amin put together. He's every bad thing in the world and he's still beating you. This is this really is. Look at that face. This is the shittiest. It's not working.
It only works to the people who already watch this. There's got to be some way to find the demo of who watches this. It's not a lot of people that I know. That much I can be sure of. It's not very many people. But what age is it for? It's like older adults with the minds of children? I'm going to say it's most of the people I used to do comedy with in Los Angeles. So it's Gen X. Yeah, because it has a very sub-Samantha Bee feel. Yes. Where they're like, let's not even try the pretense of it's a comedy, but just have the attitude. Yeah. Yeah.
All of this and important to call it out, but there is nothing more important than digging into his actual plans. The faintest of silver linings here is that Trump is warning us in his own voice with a microphone on and a camera rolling, by the way. He's telling us exactly what he plans to do. And we are twisting it to make it seem like he's saying something else. Yeah.
Like, I don't want him to do that, by the way. We all want him to do that. I want him to go after you. I mean, that's the thing I'm mad at him about from before. He didn't lock her up. We'll just need to listen.
So you want to hear what Donald Trump actually said? Let me get. Oh, I can't wait. So. So let me. I already know from the how it sounded from the out of context thing. You can already tell what he was saying. So. Yeah. So what what they're claiming that Donald Trump is going to do, they're currently doing to Donald Trump. They're currently doing that to a political movement. And they're currently doing that to stop Cop City, the people protesting against Donald
the expansion of the police state black uhuru movement which got grabbed up as if they supported that's right where was where was and cornell west never brought that up when he came on our show did he he called you white supremacist but you meant do you i think you met you didn't mention them but same thing the black people right joe biden's was just the part where they went after the black you who are movement this black socialists uhuru not you who
they went after the black netanyahu yeah the black netanyahu movement i think they're good and again cornell west just he's missed that one yeah cornell west just missed that one yeah uh so here's what trump actually said you say they've weaponized the justice department they weaponized the fbi would you do the same if you're re-elected well the he's unleashed something that everybody we've all known about this for a hundred years we've watched other countries do it
And in some cases, effective. And in other cases, the country's overthrown or it's been totally ineffective. But we've watched this for a long time. And it's not unique, but it's unique for the United States. Yeah. If they do this, they've already done it. But if they want to follow through on this, yeah, it could certainly happen in reverse.
So what he's saying there is that he doesn't have to go after his opponents, that they're so bad that they're going to go after themselves. And they are. So Trump is making the exact opposite point that Jen Psaki told me he was making. Didn't see that coming, Kurt. Didn't see that coming.
Jen, if I thought Trump really would do any real thing to destroy the establishment, I would vote for him. But I know he's not going to do that. And you know how I know he's not going to do that, Jen? Because you told me he was going to do it. You set your watch to it, Jimmy. And that's how you know it's true. So because whatever Jen Psaki says, the opposite is true. It's I mean, it's amazing. She's got, I would say, 99.9 percent perfect record. Yeah.
So let's, there's a little bit of the mad money guy. Do the opposite of what I'm telling you. You cannot go wrong going opposite of that. Go out, go do it. Yep. We used to have a friend. I used to bet football.
And we had this guy who was a loser, right? He would always lose a bush. And so we would call him. We would all get together at my brother Danny's house and then we would we would all make our bets from there, call our bookies. And so before we did, we'd call him. Somebody would go, I would go, everybody. And we'd call this guy. I don't want to say who it was.
and then we would ask him, "Hey, what are your picks?" Right? - Was it Keith Robinson? 'Cause that's who we went against. - And so he would give us our picks, and then we would call the bookie immediately and do the opposite. - Yeah. - And so we fucked up because we did it. We called him, he gave us his picks, and then we called the bookie, and except we didn't call the bookie, we called him again.
And he goes, hello. We go, okay, here's our pick. So we did it. And it was the exact opposite of everything he just said. And then he caught on to what we were doing. Oh. Okay, here. He had some more to say. Here's what he says. Certainly happened in reverse. What they've done is they've...
the genie out of the box. You understand that? They've done something that nobody thought would happen. So he's saying what Jen Psaki just accused him of going to do if he wins. He's saying they've already done this and now the genie is out of the box as he would say. It's supposed to be the bottle. But anyway, that gets him...
That gets it. But that actually gets some higher poll numbers. I get some more votes when you fucking do stuff like that. So because that's what regular people go. I talked up like that. And so they love that. So so he's saying the genie's already out of the bottle, meaning that the Democrats are already doing this. The thing that Jen Psaki is trying to make you afraid that Donald Trump might do. He's saying they already did it.
Imagine if more than one of us did it, though. Imagine if, yeah. It was very popular. I got 70. Here, let me back it up. And he goes, imagine if I did something that nobody thought would happen. They've taken a president who was very popular. I got 70.
Five million votes, much more than that, I believe. No president's ever gotten that many votes. And they've taken that number of people. And I think you can double it or almost you can triple it in terms of the real the feeling. You can't do that. You can't go after people. You know, when you're president and you. He just said you can't go after people. He just said the opposite. You can't do that. You can't go after people.
done a good job and you're popular you don't go after them so you can win an election they've he can't be saying the opposite more here we go an indictment's in order to win an election they call it weaponization
And the people aren't going to stand for it. But yeah, they have done something that allows the next party. I mean, if somebody if I happen to be president and I see somebody who's doing well and beating me very badly, I say go down and indict them. Mostly that would be, you know, they would be out of business. They'd be out. They'd be out of the election. So he's saying if he got the next person, the next party that's in Congress.
in power and let's say if it was me I could do that that's that he's saying if he's not saying I'm going to do that leap yeah so him saying why it's bad that they said that which everybody knew from saying this is why it's bad for them to set this precedent because now I could do what they're doing right now you know how like not that I'm going to do it he's saying I could do it but this is how there's like our State Department's dealings like if he thinks of the worst thing we have to do it to him first you
You know, like we had to not keep our word with Putin or with any of our treaties because he's a bad man. So we had to break our own treaties that we get with like absolute pieces of shit because he's a bigger piece of shit. I just know it. Believe me, if Trump was going to do that, I would vote for him. But again, I know he's not because Jen Psaki told me he was gonna. He's literally he's 90 for 5 percent going to do that.
Whatever the goddamn secret shadow government wants. He's just not going to do 5% of it. Maybe. He might hit 100. He might not. He's a little bit of a wild card. Can't have that. He still bombed Syria. Yeah. He still dropped the biggest non-nuclear bomb ever in Afghanistan. He still did send the weapons to Ukraine. Mike Pompeo praised his antagonizing of Russia. Yeah, it's right. He actually did...
he ramped up the drone war well but i bet he would have when it got to the this moronic thing going on with ukraine um i bet he did have a limit
Yeah, he did. It would have been way too much in like a crime. And then he would they losers. They fight. He would have been fired on. And they call him. And they again, they accuse him of of collaborating with Nazis or inspiring them when they're actually funding Nazis in Ukraine. Literally hundred billion dollars to Nazis, not to mention all the Fed groups.
not to mention we're going to get to that let's see what else he says my case it was there was such pathetic indictments like i challenged the election i challenge the election they everybody challenges elections if they think they're wrong the democrats challenged my election in 2016.
Almost everybody, they challenged it. Well, nothing happened there. So these are very, these are political indictments. These are Biden indictments. And the people get it. They really get it. It's been very impressive to watch. Polls came out today. So that's what he was saying. And now you know the rest of the story. Wow. It's wow. If so, if you
Americans are the most propagandized people in the world, and they don't know it. I'm guessing what MSNBC is for at this point is people with Twitter accounts that have lists of pre-blocked off people, so there's no other information getting in than just the kind of people that watch MSNBC.
That's who would fall for it. A lot of Mastodon accounts. Yeah, Mastodon.
I looked up a guy who I like, and I was like, oh, I want to go send him a DM. And I looked him up on Twitter, and I went to his. And he's like, you catch me on Mastodon. I'm like, are you fucking. Oh, what a fun. It must be a really great, especially now with the Israel thing going on. That must be great. It must be great over there. Over on Mastodon. All right.
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So my favorite thing is when MSNBC hosts, they won't tell Joe Biden to be a better candidate, but all they have to do is, all they can do is scare you into telling you that somehow if you, well, let's watch. Third party side shows this election cycle. Earlier this fall, you'll remember Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that he's shifting his campaign, is no longer going to run as a Democrat. He's running as an independent. And recent polling finds he could make a sizable difference
Boy, look at this. Like, he's got Ross Perot numbers. Like, if JFK switched his stance on Israel...
Palestine, I bet he could win this election. Well, this Canadian Velshi feels like he's a sideshow. This Canadian's sick of our third party aspirations here. Exactly right. Watch. In both Trump and Biden's support in key battleground states, Minnesota Congressman and gelato magnate Dean Phillips is challenging Biden for the Democratic nomination. But if you ask him, he's not running against Biden. He's just running for the future with a super PAC and a campaign staff to boot.
The progressive activist Cornel West is staying strong with his run as an independent. Jill Stein, whom you'll remember from 2016, announced her candidacy earlier this week under the Green Party.
Now, I happen to believe anyone should be able to run for whatever office they choose, as is their... Go back to Canada. Do you really? I think we're about to find out he doesn't. Right, and in some cases our responsibility. But we are living in perilous times right now. When it comes to this presidential race and this set of candidates, what you're really voting for or about is democracy. And anything that gives Donald Trump a better shot at winning the presidency might just be a vote against democracy. So...
Listen, Professor Bunsen, honeydew, go back to your country of Canada and don't you dare. So, Kurt, participating in democracy is bad for democracy. Actually practicing too much democracy, you know what? That's going to leave you without any democracy. Yeah, well, I guess. What you need to do is go back and let the corporations dictate what happens.
in an election, and that keeps our democracy strong. So the people who signed his paycheck, which is the military industrial complex, fossil fuel companies, Wall Street, and Big Pharma, those people, you should let them run the country and the democracy, and that's how you build strong democracy. Not by people actually participating in democracy. That only tears democracy down. Should've Velshi. That's what I'm saying I have. Should've Velshi.
And they make it seem like they say it like it makes sense instead of saying, hey, maybe Joe, maybe whoever wins deserves to win. And this idea that if Donald Trump wins, we're going to lose democracy. Wasn't he already president for four years? Why didn't we lose it then? Because a lot of dedicated people kept him busy. That's right. He couldn't do his plans.
You forgot the T at the end of the bill. So now he brings on these two assholes and watch this. Oh, God. Again, people who get their every paycheck signed by the people that are your enemy. You know who's your enemy? Your enemy are these three people and the people who sign their checks. Wait, that's the guy from
That's the guy from the Lincoln Project. Okay, then this is the chick that... This guy's been proven to be a fraudster. Everything they say about Trump and Trump University being a scam, that's what the Lincoln Project is. That's what this guy is. And of course, he's welcomed with open arms on MSNBC because he's going to do the bidding of the billionaire class that hates you and wants you to hate your neighbor. Well, they did. I think I asked that one pedo founder to leave. And then I like this chick looks like the guy who wrote the 48 Laws of Power.
Oh, what's that guy's name? I know you're talking about. Yeah.
I love candidates. I like more parties. I think generally speaking, that's a good philosophy. But not ever. Not last election. Not the midterm election. Not this election. And not the next election. It's never good. They never like a third party. It's never. When was the last time our Valci was like, thank God we have three and four and five different parties running for president. In Canada where you grew up? Never. Shut up, Valci.
This just doesn't feel like the moment for it right now. Oh, this doesn't feel like the moment for democracy. Go back and ask Beaker if it now is the time. I'm sorry. I'm all for democracy. Listen, listen to me with a straight face. They say this. I love candidates. I like more parties. I think generally speaking, that's a good philosophy. This just doesn't feel like the moment for it right now.
Donald Trump and the autocratic movement that is emerging around him, and if you listen to what he says on the record every day and what his people are telling you they will do, then...
Don't listen to what people say. Listen to what they do. Watch what they do. And also demand that Trump do the things they're afraid he's going to do to them. I hope he clears all of them out in the worst possible way. And that's how you know Trump's not going to do this. I hope he deports Velshi. I have a gun to the head of American democracy and this republic.
If we elect Donald Trump again, we will not have the country we believe that exists today. And that would be a great thing because the country we have today is a fucking failed country.
The country we believe exists, is that what you said? 80% of workers live paycheck to paycheck. You still go bankrupt when you get sick. We got homeless people under every bridge. We got 100,000 people a year dying from fentanyl. We got an open border to drive down wages.
We're trying to start World War III with not one nuclear power, not two nuclear powers, but three nuclear powers at the same time. So what would we do if we ever got rid of that? Are they called the Lincoln Project because they also aren't personally against slavery? We will not have an America with individual liberties, rights, and freedoms. Oh, like I do right now. We don't have that right now.
We live in a surveillance state. We don't even have habeas corpus anymore. Habeas corpus, which means you have a right to a speedy trial. So they can lock you up now. It's called indefinite detention. So if you become a threat to the establishment, they say you're a terrorist and they lock you up indefinitely without a trial. Why? Because Barack Obama repealed habeas corpus. Keep this in mind. Habeas corpus is in the Magna Carta.
They repealed the Magna Carta, which means we're operating on a liberty view from somewhere around the 1100s. And these guys are saying we're going to lose our liberty. We you already lost your liberty, asshole. He means their liberty, not yours. Yeah, he means their liberty. Yeah.
Democratic system run by Donald Trump and a clack of these weirdo alt-right guys that surround him like Steve Bannon and Stephen Miller and the rest. And everyone, as you correctly said, everyone else in this race at the end of the day that pulls a single vote away from Joe Biden, they're not just voting for Trump. They're voting to end this country as we know it. I love that. I would love to end this country as we know it. So let me get that. We need to start over. I
I was so ready to end this country as we know it. And that's what this guy does. That's what they don't understand. Is he working for Trump? It sounds like he's working. What is this? That's like, yes. Stop making Trump sound good, dude. Go ahead. What do you want to say? Oh, okay. No, okay, fine. It's Trump unacceptable. I mean, but Joe Biden, you wouldn't even replace Joe Biden. If it's that dire, you wouldn't even get a scumbag like Gavin Newsom who just got, I can't believe what he got away with. You wouldn't bring in a slicker guy.
If it's that important, you're going to stay with the corpse. You're going to stay with the corpse. And we're just going to puppeteer that body another four years. You're going to stay with the weekend with Bernie. Here we go. None of these people have a rationale for running other than I want to be president or I want to have some attention. What? A rationale besides wanting to be president? Did I just hear that? Yes. This is called unbelievable projection.
Should they have an ulterior motive besides wanting to preside over these United States? When no labels was actually forced to put out what it thought it was running about, it was just bland platitudes, adept issues like abortion, which Americans care about deeply.
So I just love how they say abortion. They keep saying abort. You know, abortion is a real dark, negative term. And they try to make they make abortion sound like it's a virtue. They used to do that. You used to you used to when you hate something, you call it an abortion.
They can't say bodily autonomy anymore because of the thing. They can't say right to choose. They can't say any of that because they're against all that. They're against bodily autonomy. They're not for my body, my choice. Oh my God. They used to say you're right to choose and you don't have that because of the vaccine. Because of the vaccine. So now they're saying, I didn't realize that. So now they say that word abortion. Abortion is the most negative, dark thing you can say. By the way, no, I don't think anyone's for abortion. They're for pedophilia.
pro-choice for the choice my body my choice my body my choice oh my god they've been listening to the hypocritical saying they're hypocrites so when you did it just so when you say when you hate something you go oh my god this administration's an abortion that's what you say they're saying it like it's a virtue why exactly what kurt just said they can't say my body my choice they can't say women's choice they can't say bodily autonomy because they're against all
all of that, because the people who sign their checks are against all of that because it's big pharma. It's a duct issues like abortion, which Americans care about deeply. So these are essentially vanity projects. If any of them actually wanted to advance a specific agenda, they might have some legitimate reason for running. But
As Rick says, at this point, there is only one issue, and that is democracy. And granted, some of these people aren't going to qualify for the ballot because if you're not on a party ticket line, it takes a lot of energy, a lot of money, a lot of votes. So what she just said is we don't have democracy right now because even to run, you need a lot of money.
And you need to be on a party line that's controlled by billionaires. So they're already given the game away. She doesn't realize, of course, the more they talk, the more they give the game away. And the game is that we don't live in a democracy. We live in an oligarchy and it takes a lot of money and you have to be sanctioned by one of the major parties to even be considered that you could win. OK, an oligocracy then. Yeah.
To get yourself on the ballot. So some of these people were not going to have to worry about come November. Al Gore would have been president if not for Jill Stein. So she can't say Ralph Nader anymore. What the hell? She's saying Jill. It was Ralph Nader. It was Ralph Nader that you guys were supposed to hate. But now Ralph Nader is endorsing Joe Biden. Did you know that? He's a good guy now. Which.
So he got his mind right. So Ralph Nader got his mind right. And now he wants to help Joe Biden defeat Donald Trump because he's afraid of Donald Trump. I don't know what the hell happened to Ralph Nader.
He's 90, whatever. People say that's what happened. But he doesn't sound like he's mental. He doesn't sound like he's demented. Okay, Velshi is sharp and he's going to catch that inaccurate statement she just made. Watch. So this is just a suicide for democracy. This is a kamikaze plunge into the abyss. Democracy is
is a kamikaze plunge into the... So if people run for president outside the two-party corporate parties, that is a kamikaze mission that is going to plunge us... Good! ...for it. Really, the people who encourage them are cynical or manipulative. She's saying this into a mirror.
After she just said that it was Jill Stein that ran as a third party. So anybody who runs for president outside the Democrat or Republican Party are cynical? What did she say? They're manipulative. Cynical or manipulative. The no labels people are not centrist. They're self-promoters. And the people behind them are, frankly, big, rich, rich.
Republican donors. So the people behind she said that people behind this third party are big, rich Republican donors, as opposed to the other two parties, which are just big, rich billionaire. What the again, the thing that they claim to hate, they give the game away. That's what the game is. Everybody's helped Donald Trump anyway. They can. Wow. I guess you guys shouldn't have put him in the race originally.
Scumbag. Yeah. What was the scumbag? She said, please run because we know Hillary. It was it was that stupid. It was Bill and Hillary Clinton who encouraged Donald Trump to run for president. And then it was Bill and Hillary Clinton who did the Pied Piper strategy. What is the Pied Piper strategy? It was to get people like her to write articles that propped up Donald Trump.
That's because they wanted to run against Donald Trump because they thought they could beat Donald Trump. So talk about cynical and manipulative. That would be the Clinton campaign, the Democrats, and people like her. And this is not the guy that wrote the 48 laws of power. This is an actual woman. That's an actual woman. That is not the guy who wrote 48 laws of power. Okay. Dead ringer though.
So of all the shit libs, this has to be the dumbest. The great Michael Rappaport. The great Michael Rappaport. I love his post, Jimmy. So Michael Rappaport, he is going to tell you why he's entertaining voting for Trump. Now, he is not the canary in the coal mine. Michael Rappaport is the last guy to figure out anything that's going on. So that's how...
So, well, let's imagine a guy who talks as if he used to box a long time, but he doesn't. That's right. Exactly. It's like he's Jerry Corey. Let's watch him. If it comes down to pig, Dick Donald Trump and smoking Joe Biden, I'm sorry. I am sorry. Voting for pig, Dick Donald Trump is on the table.
I'm sorry. I'm fucking sorry. I'll still call him slob dick Donald Trump, pig dick Donald Trump, and all that. But we need to get this whole fucking situation under control. So now he's saying voting for Donald Trump is... Well, there you have it, folks. The man who based his career on pretending to be a black guy is finally listening to the black community and leaning into their politics. Although that goofy bug could break a clock.
That broken clock is right twice a day. And here's the first one we've ever seen. He's got one more to go, but it's 12 hours away. Is he saying pig dick or pig dick? Pig dick. What does that mean? Who knows? Is that from the Stormy Daniels book where she had to apologize for body shaming his penis afterwards? Do you remember that? Oh, you mean all that time I spent reading the Stormy Daniels book, Kurt? No, it was in the news. Oh, I didn't read it. I don't know. Maybe it was. But...
This looks like Operation... Want to hear it again? I hope... Hear it again. So now when I... If it comes down to pig dick Donald Trump... Pig dick? Yeah. It's smoking Joe Biden. I'm sorry. I am sorry. Voting for pig dick Donald Trump is on the table. I'm sorry. I'm fucking sorry. I'll still call him slob dick Donald Trump, pig dick Donald Trump, and all that. Old. But we need to get this whole fucking situation under control. Fuck.
Maybe he replayed the movie he was in called Do the Right Thing and watched it backwards or something. But...
But I at first thought, I didn't know what that was. I thought, oh, I thought he's upset with, I'm so not following him. Oh, it's about Israel. I thought it was, he was upset with Joe Biden over his support of Israel. No, he's- You thought that? Why? That's because I don't follow Michael Rappaport. Oh, you should. That's why. You're absolutely right. Well, then someone told me, I tweeted it out, Hollywood is the last for everything, right? They were the last to still defend vaccines. Yeah.
They were the last to still defend Ukraine. And they will be the last still defending Zionism. The hippest place on earth. Not so effing hip after all. Wait, but wouldn't DC be the last place on earth to support those things? No, Hollywood. Yeah? Hollywood. Isn't DC just ugly Hollywood? Yes. Yes, that's what they say.
But then someone corrected me that no, Jimmy, he's actually a Zionist who wants to see the slaughter of Palestinians. That's the kind of heart he has. He has a good heart. Right. And then he's a bit punchy.
And they go, he put this out. If you're not called a racist at least once a day online, you're on the wrong side of history. Well, now you tell me. Michael Rappaport, you said it was racist to vote for Trump. Right, you said it was racist to vote for Trump. Apparently, Trump's on the right side of history. Oh, that side of history flips and flops all day. Isn't that something, how they flip and flop like this?
Who controls history at the end of the day to decide who's right and wrong? The Lord? So Can't Handle the Truth Bot says, Here he is going insane, blaming the genocide of Palestine, not building shelters. Palestine, not building shelters. Think I'm kidding? This is a full mental breakdown. So let's watch this. Here we go. You actually think that Israel, the IDF, just randomly went into a hospital?
You actually, what am I asking? You actually, some of you actually think that there's no hostages since October 7th. Some of you actually think that was staged. Some of you actually think the Holocaust didn't exist. Some of you actually think Building 7 was blown up. Some of you actually think that Dick Cheney
Go ahead. I mean, the guy literally doesn't know. This is one of my favorite things. He doesn't know anything. He knows nothing. He knows nothing. And so his whole Trump thing was based on knowing nothing. And now, this is actually a great time to be alive, I got to say. It's really fun watching this. Because Kanye West had a similar breakdown. I don't know if you remember. It's kind of big. I didn't really follow it.
Well, it was the same like a guy who kind of heard a thing and senses something but doesn't know how to describe it. It was Kanye West. He sensed something, but for him it translates like, no, I mean, Hitler was a good man. Same thing. It's like these dumbasses getting their handlers, like working them up. His handler is all of online. I saw another one where he goes, let's watch the rest of this. Let's watch the rest. Some of you actually all of a sudden are considering
Osama bin Laden, a freedom fighter. You die high, dumb fucks. But you actually may or may not know, you fucking dingbats, that there are absolutely none. 0.0. There's no bomb shelters in Gaza for the people. Israel obviously has bomb shelters everywhere. People, women, children, families were ripped out of their bomb shelters and kidnapped and killed on October 7th.
Hamas has been given billions, whether it be billions of dollars, billions of dollars from Qatar and other countries, yet they have not built any bomb shelters, but they have built an intricate tunnel system that only they go into. They hide like little fucking scared cockroaches, like little terrorist scared cockroaches. They hide in their tunnels. The civilians have nowhere to go because they don't give a fuck.
Because if you're a civilian, do they give less of a fuck of Israel killing babies?
And slaughtering civilians. It's not Israel's job to care about babies. It's not Israel's job to care about slaughtering people. Okay, Israel's job is just to run stuff and don't mess with it. And if he cares so much about the people, why don't you take care of them? Egypt or Hamas, the evil terror organization. Hey, why doesn't the evil terror organization take care of the people? I know.
So if there's an evil terror organization, that means we just go and wipe out everybody. You know there's lots of Christians in Gaza too. Did you know that? I don't want to give a precise... I heard 20%. Correct me on that number in the chat. But yeah, there's lots of Christians. And so they're just slaughtering people. And they all justify it because there's terrorists there. Well, if there's a terrorist...
Let me put it this way. If there was a terrorist inside a cafe in Israel, would you bomb that cafe? Of course you wouldn't because it's filled with Jewish people, not the Palestinians. If there was a terrorist inside of a synagogue inside of Israel, would you bomb that synagogue? No, because it's filled with Jewish people and their lives matter. But not in Gaza. So again, this...
There's just no defending this. And people just are. So they become the the Hitlerian thing they used to fight against. They become that thing. And as Nietzsche said, when you're fighting monsters, make sure you don't become a monster in the process. What if you when you gaze into the abyss?
Make sure the abyss does not gaze back into you. And that's exactly what has happened to the Zionists, not the Jewish people, but the Zionists of Israel and the Zionists here. And so he would be considered a Zionist. And Keaton from Due Dissonance, when he was on this show, or maybe I saw it on his show, but he laid this idea that the Jews need a state, a country of their own, so they could never be subjected to the Holocaust again.
Well, the fact that he lives in New York and is completely protected lays waste to that stupid idea. Nobody has to worry about that. And that's all made up. And it's all made up by Zionists, which actually goes against the Torah.
Uh, so they, they, they've twisted themselves in. No, no, it's they've twisted themselves in pretzels to justify genocide. And that's what this is. And he does it with such, you know, of course, he's the he's the Keith Olbermann of Israel, you know, of the Zionists. Put it that way. He's a little brave than Keith Olbermann. But it's the Yankees. Everything's the Yankees. That's the brain pattern. Let's watch if there's more here.
These dummies are trying to convince you that if you die on their behalf while they're hiding in tunnels, you're a martyr. What kind of stupid, crazy shit is that? You're a martyr if you die while they're hiding in tunnels. There's no... How did they die, though? How did they die? You took American bombs and you dropped it on neighborhoods full of babies and doctors and nurses.
That's how they died because you're committing war crimes. That's why and I love how they always start. So this the whole Israeli-Palestinian war, whenever a Zionist talks about it, they start the story in the third act on October 7th. They don't start with the Nakba in 1947. They don't start with the blockade.
They don't start with the constant mowing the lawn, meaning going in and killing people. They don't start with that. They start right. And just like with the people who were pro Ukraine war, start the start the story of the Ukraine war with Putin's invasion of the Donbass. That's not where it started. It started with the CIA and Nazis overthrowing the democratically elected president of Ukraine in 2014. That's where this starts.
and then there was two more peace accords which ukraine and nato broke they never tell you any of that stuff they never tell you that ukraine and the nazis were killing civilians in donbass which is what prompted putin to invade to protect they so they start the story there and that's how these people start the story and then he he leaves out from oh you're not a martyr if you die for those people well why are they dying oh because we're slaughtering them we
We are taking out noncombatants by the thousands.
What? Who is he talking? Is he talking to Palestinians who are on Instagram? Who is he talking to? I guess. What, you think you're a martyr? Is he talking to me? I didn't think I was a martyr. I don't know who he is. You can't even. This guy is like impossible to respond to. Like, he's just like the aggregate. Yeah. When it trickles. He's the caboose of the human centipede of bad information about the situation. Like, he's not even the middle car on the caboose. No. ...to hide for the civilians of Gaza.
Yet the terrorist savage cockroaches are hiding deep, deep, deep underground. So, but you're not a savage if you slaughter thousands and thousands of children, thousands and thousands of non-combatants. Cockroaches are okay to go. So, yeah, so it's okay to kill cock. I mean, so guys like this have become...
Very much like Nazis. They always were. And turns out they always were. It just needed the right situation. You just needed the right situation. I promise she's had the same arguments about baseball.
How can you say that? How can... I can't watch any more of this. But he was in a Woody Allen movie I saw where they were doing a bank job, and he was very funny in that. He's great in movies. He's great in true romance. And I chalk that up to good directors. They know how to take a dumb guy and use his sincerity with dialogue, and that's what that is. ♪
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