Howard Stern’s EMBARRASSING Tongue-Bath Interview w/ Kamala Harris
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That's right, buddy. This is Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. How the hell are you, my friend? I'm doing fine, Governor. What have you been up to? Say anything stupid lately? Well, honestly, what I've been doing is standing in awe of my running name, the amazing woman of color, Kamala Harris. I hate you. Utter, slack-jawed awe. Just wow. What exactly has you so amazed about her, sir?

I mean, are you kidding me? Kamala is out there killing it. Oh, just killing it. Oh, yeah. A month ago, they were complaining that she wasn't doing interviews. And now just look out. She's doing every TV show and radio show and podcast that's out there. Yeah, she's gone and has spoken on some extremely friendly media platforms. That's for sure.

Oh, my God. Right. Yeah, sure. Okay.

But to be clear, I think Stephen Colbert is just about the closest thing that we have to a national radio on TV today. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Not only is he so funny, but he's thoughtful and most importantly, kind. Oh. And we need more kindness these days, Jimmy. Yeah. I mean, I guess David Letterman was sort of funny, but he seemed kind of mean. And I think Colbert really improved that show by imbuing it with so much kindness and positivity. Yeah.

Stephen Colbert is the kind of kindness that makes me want to call Child Protective Services because I think he's diddling. But anyway, David Letterman simply didn't have a worshipful attitude towards the idea of celebrity, which was made. That's what made him interesting. What? That's what made him interesting.

Oh, did she?

Jimmy, she had a beer. I saw. She had a beer on national television. A proud woman of color calmly sharing a beer with television celebrity Stephen Colbert. I was just in awe. I was so proud that I even got a little emotional. How does Kamala Harris having a beer with a famous person in any way show she's qualified to be president?

Oh, Jimmy, are you kidding? Having a beer and a shitty cheap beer at that sends a clear signal to the American people that Kamala is just like you and me. Not me. I don't drink beer. Well, me either. I don't drink at all anymore, Jimmy. I had some problems a few years back. Let's just say no more drinky drinky for Timmy Timmy. I see.

But the point is, when Democrats try to imagine what the average American working class voters like, the image that we always construct in our imaginations involves them drinking some sort of cheap light beer. That's just how we see them. And we also imagine them to be such simpletons that when they see someone else drinking a cheap light beer, they automatically think, hey, that person's like me. So you reduce the average working class American to a crude stereotype.

Correction, a crude stereotype that likes to throw back a Miller High life or two after work. See, I just connected with someone there out there. I guarantee you. What other attributes do Democrats assume working class Americans have? That they're Democrats. Yeah. That they're supposed to vote for us. You see, I think that's your problem.

Oh, yeah, it's a stumbling block for sure. Kind of a real blind spot. But hey, we are the Democratic Party. If nothing else, we absolutely and categorically refuse to learn from our mistakes. So we're taking a new approach to appealing to these voters. And what's that?

becoming more like Republicans. Yep, yep. Jimmy, in one of these interviews, Kamala said one way her administration would differ from President Biden's is that she would have a Republican in the cabinet. Isn't that amazing? Oh, Jesus. Hey, whoever that Republican is, maybe he or she should drink a beer. Maybe on Kimmel. Oh, my God.

And she bravely jumped up to Liz Cheney. Oh, my God. Those two strong women standing on stage next to each other. Just wow, Jimmy. I almost took a knee. And then praising the left wing of Dick Cheney. I tell you, Jimmy, we're going to win this thing. And what's your role in all of this?

Oh, like I said, Jimmy, I'm just a one for the ride. Well, I guess one way is being the spokesperson for how Kamala's rolling back a progressive agenda so she doesn't have to do that herself. And I'm happy to do whatever heavy lifting she needs me to. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. Just the other day I went on the boob tube myself and said that Kamala no longer supports giving immigrants free health care. We did some polling and turns out the beer swillers weren't too keen on that. So, you know, whatever else they want, they're the voters. So that way progressives know not to get their hopes up too much. But that's coming from me and not Kamala.

This isn't even a comedy sketch. This is just accurate. This is just accurate. You know what? I can't think of anyone better suited for that job. Aw, shucks, Jimmy. You flatter me. I really appreciate it, buddy. It means a lot to me. It means a lot that you like me so much. It really does. And the feeling is mutual. Actually, I don't like you.

I'm sorry you're breaking up a little. I have to go anyway. I'm about to do a centrist podcast where my job is to say how committed we are to abortion rights, but admit there isn't a whole lot that we can do about it, at least not in her first term. Wink, wink. You know the drill. But hey, have a beer, relax. If your future president can enjoy a cold one, regular Americans can't too. See you later, alligator. Yeah, you're a real piece of shit.

I mean that. I mean that. No matter what kind of beer you drink. And so is Stephen Colbert. The whole fucking lot of you. Robert De Niro. All of you. You're what was described in Listen Liberal as stomach churning. Jimmy, I hung up a long time ago. Yeah.

Okay.

medium speeds and jumps the medium and hits them head on it's the jimmy tour show kamala harris is doing the hard-hitting interviews she went on howard stern howard stern who is not even a shadow of his former self he's the inverse of his former self he's like having howdy doody host a radio show so let's let's watch this

When you ran for Senate, it was bittersweet, right? You won, which is great. It was bittersweet. No, Howard. It was cool ranch. Anyway, here we go. But you said I ate a whole bag of Doritos that night. That's your thing, Doritos? I love Doritos. Original nacho. But let me just tell you, it was a family size bag. Wow. Boy, that proves she's just like us.

She eats Doritos. She's just like us. Isn't that something? And by the way, no adult finishes a complete family-sized bag of Doritos unless something has gone horribly wrong in their life.

Well, she won a Senate campaign. This is like that Simpsons where there was a Howard Stern, like a cartoon Simpsons Howard Stern interviewing Mr. Burns. And Mr. Burns goes, okay, I know you're tough. Ask me anything you want about my legendary love of cashews. That's literally Howard Stern is a Simpsons parody, except the Simpsons parody made fart sounds over him when he started talking, which is what Howard should have done.

Let's watch it all. I'll give you, it's a minute and 17 seconds. Let's watch it all the way through. When you ran for Senate, it was bittersweet, right? You won, which is great.

But you said I ate a whole bag of Doritos that night. That's your thing, Doritos? I love Doritos. Original nacho. But let me just tell you, it was a family size bag. Wow. I sat on the couch. But you're in good shape. Are you like a nausea? I work out every morning. Did you work out this morning? I did. Where did you work out? On the elliptical at the hotel. They bring one up to your room? Yeah. Nice. How long do you go on the elliptical? I don't know.

Half an hour to 45 minutes. You're not bored out of your skull on that thing? I'm watching a variety of things. That's how I catch it. Morning Joe? Yeah, sometimes. He's something, huh? Yeah. Morning Joe. I love that guy. I do too. He loves Morning Joe. A former Republican. Yes. He can't vote in his own party. But he loves our country. I don't agree with him on the issue. She was like stumped when he asked, what do you watch? Did you notice? I watch some things. Oh. She was stumped. She didn't know what she was going to talk about. She probably watches...

A reel of flashing red and green programming lights is what I imagine. I think the most important at this moment, for sure. Why are you eating for breakfast? Raisin Bran, I read. I feel that's not for someone who's healthy. Be careful. You're eating Raisin Bran. You're already so full of shit. Job just a little warning you. You don't need any more bran.

Why Raisin Bran? There's a lot of sugar. Well, no. So I don't eat Raisin Bran every morning. But if you asked me what was my favorite cereal, I would put it right up there with, okay, now this is going to be obnoxious and Special K. Special K is... Oh, Special K. You mean K for Kamala. Yeah.

What isn't about you? Honestly, why don't you just sprinkle some sugar on yourself, pour a bathtub full of milk, and then eat yourself? Well, it's really great. It's really great. I want to see your stumble. When you ran for Senate, it was bittersweet, right? You won, which is great, but you said, I ate a whole bag of Doritos that night. That's your thing, Doritos? That's bittersweet?

Oh, okay. I won the race, but here's the downside, Jimmy. I ate a whole bag of Dorito. What? What? What on earth is he talking about?

original nacho, but let me just tell you, it was a family size bag. Wow. I sat on the couch. But you're in good shape. Are you like a nausea? I work out every morning. Did you work out this morning? I did. Where did you work out? On the elliptical at the hotel. Oh, they bring one up to your room? Yeah. Nice. How long do you go on the elliptical? I,

half an hour to 45 minutes. You're not bored out of your skull on that thing? I'm watching a variety of things. That's how I catch it. Morning Joe? Yeah. He's something, huh? That morning Joe. Uh-huh. I love that. He's something, huh? That morning Joe? What? How about that Bull Connor, huh? I love that. Oh my God.

What is so Maddox Sport says he's on the Diddy freak off party list. He's doing his best to stay out of jail. That's why germaphobe. I wouldn't doubt at all. You don't think how is that? Did he party going? What? I'm leaving. No one's wearing a mask. I'm not. So here's what I said. Howard Stern is the thing he used to make fun of.

You wouldn't have to change a word of that interview if you were doing a sketch to make fun of how lame he's become. It's stunning. If I was going to write a comedy sketch about how lame he would interview her, those are the things I would write for him to say. That's what Mike McRae would write for him. That's what Kurt would write. But no one has to write it for him. He's that lame. He's a walking comedy sketch. And if there's anyone...

who still listens to Howard Stern. How lame are you? No one does, Jimmy. It's a pyramid scheme with satellite radio. It's like the only thing keeping it afloat. Rogan told me how it works, the satellite series. How does it work? People aren't listening.

How does it work? It's some kind of thing where it's like automatically installed in cars or something. Dude, he doesn't really have the listeners. Who listens to satellite radio in their car? Everybody just has their phone. And it Bluetooths right to their thing. I know. I don't remember the specifics, but there's some kind of pyramid scheme scam that's keeping it afloat.

OK, and so look, you could see it's a thing no one would want to watch. This is like something that I wouldn't even put on. Like, I'd rather see Mario Lopez in my hotel room telling me about fun stuff to do on the digital. Who would watch this? Who would listen to this? No one. No one does. It's like Morning Joe. They all just look at it, watch each other. And I don't think they watch each other.

I think it's all just a lie. I'm not exaggerating when I say that Howard Stern did more interesting interviews with that Beetlejuice character. Yeah, Beetlejuice was... And by the way, Beetlejuice could eat a whole bag of Doritos. He could make it interesting.

The irony is this is the most coherent Kamala Harris has ever been. This is the kind of level of questions that she keeps. She answers the questions. Keep it about Doritos and cereal, and she answers the questions. She's now like an episode of Seinfeld, and she's a candidate about nothing. Yeah, Seinfeld cares about cereal in his comedy. I mean, in fairness, he does comedy, but this is like, I want to do a candidate about nothing. That's the whole thing.

So here's what some Stranger by the Hour podcast says. Fact check. Story is missing context. If a woman her size ate a family-sized bag of nacho Doritos in one sitting, she would shit her pants three-quarters of the way through the bag. This detail was omitted. She probably did shit herself, but...

Howard Stern's not going to ask her that tough question. Yeah, it's more of a 60 minutes thing. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Oh, we're going to get to that in a second. Do you think they had to edit anything out of this interview? So she does eat raisin bread. Yeah. So here's Howard Stern. They tweet this out and they block replies. Well, that's how you know it's a hot one. Oh, they block replies. They block replies.

almost 200 000 views and almost 2 000 likes and here's howard stern subconsciously warning us with a hand signal that kamala harris is going to lose that's what that is and by the way i just think i think the next time they do an interview they should trade wigs howard's got the same jerry curl from a pulp fiction that samuel jackson had he

There's no way that's his hair and he's wearing a wig. I'd wear a wig if I had to. This is like Roald Dahl's The Witches. Angelica Houston. He looks like Angelica Houston as a witch. So there's no difference between this and the mid-2000s Don Imus.

Hey, maybe he's wearing the same wig that Imus used to wear. You ever think of that? I think he is. And Imus honestly was way better than this. And it wasn't that good. And it wasn't that good, no. But it was still way better than this. Rob Bartlett did some good voices on it. I can't believe people listen to that. I never listened to Howard Stern.

Ever? It used to be great. When I was doing construction, we would listen to it. And it used to be the most fun show, dude. I mean, it was insane. We did Holly Weird Squares. We got Gary the R-Word, two porn stars. He would have two porn stars on, and they would refer to them as the whores.

Well, they were whores. They would have two porn stars on, and they would refer to them as the whores. They had... They were less big of whores as Kamala, because I think Doritos is a... I think she's doing an ad. They had a KKK guy in the center square. Remember that? They used to have a KKK... Daniel Carver. And he sounded better on camera than Kamala. They had the black guy from the sales department, and Gilbert Gottfried. And Gil... The king of all blacks, Gary the R-Word. It was an amazing show. And...

They had a character on there, and his name was Gary the R-Word. But he was actually mentally handicapped, right? Yeah. And they called him, but they didn't call him the R-Word. Yeah, they used the word. I know. I really, if I was just talking, I'm going to be honest. I would just use the word. As far as all the sensitive language, I don't believe in climate change, sensitive language. All these things were lies. And watching this Howard Stern thing...

I don't know how that doesn't tell everybody that everything is a sham around you. Just that alone. Asking Kamala Harris about if she eat Doritos. Howard Stern said he read about her, that she likes Raisin Bran. How did you manage to Google her or whatever you did? And that's what came up. Yeah, he didn't read anything. Do you know, scientists now believe, Kurt, that if Stern keeps producing nothing interviews like this, that he's actually on the verge of discovering antimatter.

He's a lizard person. They've had the technology for thousands of years. Howard Stern, when he drooled over Joe Biden, I didn't think he could sink lower. This is even worse. Okay, Marcy Turk showed up. That's his handler. Her name is Marcy Turk. Already talked about it. Everybody talked about it. All of a sudden, Howard was a completely different guy one day.

Howard got onto that show, right? And he had to change his image and he had a handler. I'm going to help you change your image. Oh, you mean he got onto America Loves Talent or whatever, America's Talent? Yeah. America Loves Trafficking Children. And now he's a different guy. And now Hillary Clinton, now people like the vice president feel comfortable going on that show. His show became famous because he would have women doing...

He would have prostitutes doing hot dog swallowing contests. Dude, when you go, now he's the thing he made fun of. I'm like, what, he's a middle-aged ex-porn star in a blue wig sitting on this Sibian? They would sit on a dildo machine in studio.

I thought, look, if Hillary Clinton can go on your show, you have a lame ass show. That's a fact. Yeah. You know, you could still have a cool show if Trump goes on it or really anybody. Bernie could go on your show, all kinds of people. But if Hillary is willing to show up at your show, you're a part of the problem. She ain't going to show up otherwise.

I never liked Howard Stern. I'm very proud of myself on that. I never liked him, never liked him. Well, if you don't got to hang sheetrock and listen to something during those hours, then why would you bother? Once I didn't have a car anymore, then that's when I stopped listening to radio. I would be on radio, but I wasn't driving anywhere. So why would I be listening to it? Sitting in traffic, wanting to run somebody down because you're sitting there angry like everybody is, it's the perfect kind of...

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And nobody expected it. You know, you've lost almost everyone when Fox News broadcasts a call against Israel systematically murdering Palestinian journalists. And this this does put. Well, let's watch it. Here it is. There are so many neighborhoods that are flat is what it looks like. Palestinians that are internally displaced will simply have no homes to return to.

And while we get a first-hand look at the destruction here, it's important to remember that Palestinian journalists do not have this access. They have been pushed to the south. Dozens have been killed. There's this false narrative about Palestinian journalists. More than 100 of them have been killed by Israel since the war began. And I take very few positions in the conflicts that we covered, but let this be a position that I take.

Journalists, specifically Palestinian journalists, must be protected amid the war. The Israelis have killed journalists in drone strikes. They've killed them with small arms fires, and it's unacceptable. Well, if there's any consolation, they kill American journalists. They kill all journalists who want to say anything, and they do worse to people that cross them. If it helps, they'll kill anyone.

This really puts the shit libs in an awkward position because Fox News just stole all their compassion for the rest of the world. I'm kidding. Today's liberals don't give a F about anybody else except the ones who are going to invite them to the next important party. We know that. I only care if they eat a big bag of Doritos or they eat an unhealthy cereal like Reason brand. That's a liberal concern.

Did you eat Raisin Bran, Kamala? That's the best interview she ever did. This, I talk to people all the time, their eyes glaze over. It'd be interesting to show this to your so-called liberal friends. Watch the Fox News label? That means they will blink out. They're going to call it fake news because that's how they were dog trained to bark. No, Fox News, that can't be real. You want to watch this again? This was kind of stunning. Don't you think? There are so many neighborhoods that are flattened.

Palestinians that are internally displaced will simply... This is under the guise of they're fighting a war. The Palestinians don't... They don't have a... There are so many neighborhoods that are... So this is what... The Palestinians could not do this to Israel. The Palestinians don't have... You know what the Israelis have? They have Black Hawk helicopters, F-16 fighter jets, 200-pound bunker buster bombs...

oh by the way you know what you know the pal israelis on october 7th israel did you know what you know what the palestinians have they have hang gliders and adidas sweatpants and flip-flops they didn't blow up all them cars that's not that's right with hang gliders and flip-flops possible with all the toys we gave israel that they don't even know how to use properly or maybe they were there are so many neighborhoods that are flattened

Palestinians that are internally displaced will simply have no homes to return to. And while we get a firsthand look at the destruction here, it's important to remember that Palestinian journalists do not have this access. They will have no homes to return to. It's almost like that works out for the Israeli Zionist settlers. Well, you know what's happening, right? The northern part of Israel, what, by Lebanon?

Like 60,000 Israelis are like I'm getting the hell out of here So I was watching Scott rid of talk about it's very you should get him back to talk about very interesting that pager thing They did yeah, okay, just like Stuxnet and the other thing Israel or Netanyahu specifically because he's been there so goddamn long if he thinks his powers about the slip he'll use some secret tool no one's supposed to know about and

Right. He'll just blow it to save his ass or try to do something. So that pager technology is yet another thing like Stuxnet that people weren't supposed to know was possible. But because he was afraid he's losing his grip, he just went ahead and did in Lebanon to have a phony win to give to his people so that they don't run him out of town in jail. I mean, they should have executed him. If Israel had any any smarts, this guy would be like he's worse than any criminal that you could conceive of.

And so he keeps blowing it with the secret spy technology, just keeping himself in power. Did you know that? Yes. It's amazing. So, you know, what's funny is I was in an interview the other day and the interviewer asked me, you know, Jimmy, would you have a lot of people give you a hard time for who you've platformed? And if you say platform, I want you to. And would you be willing to would you be willing to to interview Nick Fuentes?

And I said, let me put it this way. If I could get Benjamin Netanyahu on my show, nobody would say that I shouldn't do that. And he's the biggest murderous maniac psychopath genocider in the world. So there's nobody worse than him.

So if I could have Benjamin Netanyahu on my show or Joe Biden, who's funding this, and nobody would look down their nose at me, then anybody's okay. But are you going to dress up in a skin tight suit with cat ears so you can relate to him? Are you going to become a cat boy? Let's watch this again. So they have no homes to go home to, which was the plan all along. Been pushed to the south. Dozens have been killed. There's this false narrative that

about Palestinian journalists. More than a hundred of them have been killed by Israel since the war began. And I take very few positions in the conflicts that we covered. Let this be a position that I take. Journalists, specifically Palestinian journalists, must be protected amid the war.

The Israelis have killed journalists in drone strikes. They've killed them with small arms fires. And it's unacceptable. I hope he's got protection from Pierre Omegid or whatever that guy from Breaking Points. Because I don't know how he's allowed to say that on Fox. I don't know how he was... There's clearly somebody's agenda. There's no way Fox would tell the truth about... Who would tell the truth about Israel? Who would? On mainstream news? Ever?

If they they a couple of people did on MSNBC immediately fired. Remember, Mehdi Hassan thought all his lying about the Ukraine war and the Syrian war and Russiagate would insulate him so he could tell the truth about Gaza. He was wrong. Oh, looks like he was the nothing burger. Yeah. Not the Twitter files. Yeah.

So Glenn Greenwald says major credit to Trey Yinks of Fox for calling attention to the fact that Israel has killed countless journalists in Gaza while permitting almost no foreigner reporters in, as well as documenting and lamenting the flattening of a huge part of Gaza's entire civilian infrastructure. Nice knowing you, Trey. I hope you got some kind of protection because you're going to get your iPhone hacked on a plane. You should. Sure. Yeah. And you should try to start a rumble channel.

That's my... Maybe an Odyssey is back up. Or a Substack. And then someone says the replies to him are wild. The replies under his video.

and michael rapaport say to him yes and glenn greenwald says he's a popular fox reporter does a lot of work documenting what's going on in the u.s border and foreign wars so to see him simply describe the reality in gaza that reflects poorly on israel is something they didn't expect and simply can't tolerate so it's funny all the people who are i agree with on ukraine i agree with on the border i agree with on censorship

They completely go along with the genociding State Department, Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, and Benjamin Netanyahu, who's hated in his own country. Well, keep in mind. They completely buy that. And anybody who tells the truth about Israel, they get. What do you support him? I had someone at my own live show. What do you support him? Us? No. You know who does? Benjamin Netanyahu. Yeah. I wonder why. And why do you think that is?

Hamas has killed less Israelis than Netanyahu did. Moron. By the way, when they go, the replies to him on this are wild. We have this story. The Smith-Munn Modernization Act is in effect. So that means America propagandizes you online with bots and troops. Certainly the Mossad does it. Certainly Ukraine does it. So when you say these wild replies, and they are wild, you're like, this doesn't make any sense.

Keep in mind, there is strong ops probably more than ever right now because things are not going well for Israel over there. They're not winning. I don't know. Wait till you see the next story. Yeah. Well, the one last thing I want to read to you is no question. It's just incredible to see in real time how quickly people will turn on you for the slightest deviation from the approved script. Well, that's been coming from the Democratic or the liberals for the last eight years.

And now so now the people, the conservatives turned on this guy over telling the truth about Gaza. I was the only one at the rescue of the republic who even mentioned, hey, you know what? If you take away free speech from Palestinian protesters there, that's also taking away your free speech. Again, the First Amendment is there to protect the speech that you hate.

And if you can't stand up on principle for the person you hate's freedom of speech, then you don't have any principle. That's why Ben Shapiro, Dave Rubin, all those people, they don't have any principles. They're just fucking partisan hacks.

Well, Jimmy, I keep telling you the purpose of mind control is to make those principles go away. And that way you can live with the cognitive dissonance of your things not fitting together at all. And then you start wearing wacky suits where you get Kyle Kalinsky hair. That's what the purpose of it is. It doesn't have to be you got strapped to a chair.

It's subtle. The media has been putting... Dude, I remember 9-11 afterwards, the stuff I fell for, and the stuff I was like, shut up, no, it's not like that. That's the control. It's not like... It's really not ironclad. It really isn't. It's pretty flimsy. And as soon as people start noticing it, it really unravels. That's why we had that story where Hillary goes, if we don't, we're going to lose total control. That's right. Because they had that for a while. ♪

new hillary clinton urges the need to moderate social media platforms online otherwise they will quote lose total control we should repeal section 230 if they don't moderate content we lose total control why would the single least popular political figure in the last half century want to take control of any social media why would that why she's saying we she's not in any office what control what what the hell is she control

I had no idea things had gotten so out of hand that they might lose total control. Are you partial? You want to hear her say it? Here, she's going to say it. There should be a lot of things done. We should be, in my view, repealing something called Section 230, which gave... If this were an hour crime drama, this is where the defendant slips and says that they would... This is where that music would come on. Dun-dun.

Right after she says this, here we go. There should be a lot of things done. We should be, in my view, repealing something called Section 230, which gave, you know, platforms on the Internet immunity because they were thought to be just pass throughs that they shouldn't be judged against.

for the content that is posted. But we now know that that was an overly simple view, that if the platforms, whether it's fake. Hey, is this an overly simple view? Hildury is a lizard from outer space. I don't know. Facebook or Twitter X or Instagram or TikTok, whatever they are, if they don't moderate and monitor the content, we lose total control.

So that's where, if this was an hour of crime drama, that's where the music would come up and the actor would realize, I just accidentally confessed. Because that's what she just did there. I don't buy it. Michael Smirconish getting that confession? I don't believe he would be clever enough. Couldn't you guys find someone even more repulsive and unpopular than Hillary Clinton to sell full-on fascism?

Hey, Hillary, put on your ugliest pantsuit. We need you to say you control everything. Come on. Repealing the Constitution is necessary, guys. We need to do this. How else are we going to destroy the country from the inside out without getting rid of this annoying roadblock of free speech? Yeah, we are. Come on. Come on. Come on with me and destroy the Constitution.

We should have less free. They're going to repeal free speech, but not guns. So imagine how great that's going to be. Yeah. You can still have guns, but you can't talk. Say it with a gun. You know, here's a funny story about Section 230. Do you know what Section 230 is? So Section 230 is if you're a bookstore and someone writes a book that has something that's criminally slanderous,

or defamatory in a book that you sell, you don't sue the bookstore. The bookstore has immunity from that. You sue the publisher and you sue the writer because the bookstore is not the publisher. But on social media, you also can't sue social media, even though they act like a publisher. How do they do that, Jimmy? Well, they censor people and they censor certain things.

So if a bookstore owner was going into books and blacking out certain parts of it, they would then be considered a publisher. Right. So they won't have to tell them. They want to do it without being told what the sensor. So. So. Yeah. And that's what social media does. So they get a special cut out called Section 230. Well, they say, even though you're acting like a publisher, we're going to treat you like a bookstore. So you have no liability. Yeah. Yeah.

And then you can censor on behalf of us. And then when people don't like it, you go, we're a private company. You can do it. Do what? We're a private company. So funny story about Section 230. Trump was threatening himself to repeal Section 230 back before the Twitter files came out. Do you remember that? Yeah. And now that's it. And Tim Pool talk about it. And now that the Democrats no longer have total control, Hillary wants to repeal Section 230.

It's crazy. Everybody on the conservative side was like, they should repeal it. They're censoring people. They should risk liability now. Yes. And all the Democrats, it's unbelievable to hear her saying that now. And they all agree. Here's Tim Walz saying it. I think we need to push back on this. There's no guarantee to free speech on misinformation or hate speech, and especially around our democracy.

Yes, there is, Tim. You know what? There isn't a guarantee. There's no guarantee for free tampons in the men's room or white guy taco night.

There's an absolute guarantee for free speech, including hate speech, by the way. That means I can freely say that the way you make tacos is an abomination to God. Do you know that? Do you know how he makes them? It's real bad. How does he make them? Because of white guy tacos? And how dare you, sir? By the way, which Lewis Carroll drawing does he look like? Tweedledee and Tweedledum or the walrus and the carpenter, if you ever had... Look at that face! How does he make tacos?

It's like mayonnaise and tuna. It's an ad, White Guys for Harris ad, where Kamala's asking about what he's into. He goes, I make white guy tacos. And she goes, well, as long as you use spice. And he goes, no, I don't use spice. And that's a White Guys for Harris ad.

Here's Kamala Harris saying the same thing. And we'll put the Department of Justice of the United States back in the business of justice. We will double the Civil Rights Division and direct law enforcement to counter this extremism. We will hold social media platforms accountable for the hate infiltrating their platforms because they have a responsibility.

So the hate. So when she says there's what she's talking about, she's saying social media platforms responsible for the hate infiltrating their platforms. She means like people with a conscience who demand that they speak out about Palestine. She means like that. The ones injured by experimental medical procedures. She means like that. How about family members of those still missing in North Carolina? She means that kind of hate infiltrating.

Oh, yeah. Those Americans, those people, they hate being killed, fucked over, robbed and then gaslit about it. And then so you're not allowed to talk about that. That's what she that's the kind of hate she's talking about being infiltrating. So she's not talking about, by the way, great job arresting people for saving lives there. They let Sean Penn go in his boat when Hurricane Katrina happened, at least to pick people out of the water. Right.

No. Yeah, Sean Penn went in his boat and he got people out and hurt King Katrina. Oh, I do remember that. I remember conservatives like, you asshole, Sean. I mean, good for him, Sean Penn. He pulled people out for real. Good for him. You're not allowed to do that no more. So that's right. You're not allowed to do that. It's only legit, as Pete Buttigieg says, only legitimate rescue efforts, meaning the ones that have a contract to a vendor attached to it.

Yeah, right. Yeah. So they're all for it. So that's Kamala Harris. I mean, that's over the top censorship and control of speech. Tim Wall's the same thing. And Hillary Clinton, it's they're all. And isn't it funny how they're all in agreement on taking and hating the Constitution, getting rid of the First Amendment and free speech so they can control you?

Oh, also when a disaster happens, now it seems it could be kind of a new development that they don't want people helping. And it seems like a furthering of the we're the ones in charge and you're the animals in the shelter. That's right. You don't need to even know how this works. I watched an interview with the woman. Oh, was it on you? Did you maybe did it? The helicopter pilot? Or I watched the local news report on it where they're asking –

The woman that went out to talk, like the Kimberly Cheadle of the fire department, goes, well, they're not authorized to do it. That's what she was saying. Like DMV kind of shit. I'm going to show you this. This is, this is, turns out this is real. I thought this was a, was a kind of, some kind of a fake when I saw it on Twitter. Why?

Because it just seems so brazen. But of course, it's not. When CNN did their interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, they did a 40 minute interview and then they cut out half of it. I appreciate that they did that. They took notes from Kamala Harris's campaign and cut out half of it. We got to edit her on the fly. So now 60 Minutes is doing something similar. You're not going to believe what happened.

60 Minutes cut Kamala Harris's nonsense answer on Israel and replaced it with a completely separate sentence she said earlier in the interview, mixing and matching questions and answers. This isn't journalism. It's fraud. So now this guy actually did a good interview. I thought he, as far as interviews go, if you watch it, he asked good questions. I think he did as good as you could get on corporate TV. How did he get in there to even ask real questions? I don't know.

And I guess they thought editing it would make Kamala Harris more favorable because most people can't stand five minutes of her, let alone 60 minutes. Okay. Why'd they pick this part to edit? That's my question. Because all the other things that she sucked? Yeah. What's this edit? So I'll show it to you. This is the short version. I'll show you a short version, then I'll show you a little bit of a longer version. Here's the question and answer she gave. But it seems that...

Prime Minister Netanyahu is not listening. Well, Bill, the work that we have done has resulted in a number of movements in that region by Israel that were very much prompted by or a result of many things, including our advocacy for what needs to happen in the region. But it seems

So that was her word salad garbage. She's like a taxi driver. It tries to take you the long way so she could get every penny out of you, except she does it with words.

It's like an ex-girlfriend I had pitching her jokes to me and me trying to explain she's got to shorten it and her not listening. So I'm going to show them to you back to back. Here, let's show that this is the actual question and the actual answer. And then the question again with the fake answer that they just inserted at 60 Minutes. Watch this. But it seems that Prime Minister Netanyahu is not listening. Well, Bill...

The work that we have done has resulted in a number of movements in that region by Israel that were very much prompted by or a result of many things, including our advocacy for what needs to happen in the region. What she means is we're stalling while military contractors rob the planet blind. Right.

That's what she means. But here now, here's the question again. And here's the fake answer that 60 Minutes put in. I forgot the question from that. Prime Minister Netanyahu is not listening. We're not going to stop pursuing what is necessary for the United States to be clear about where we stand on the need for this war to end. But what? What?

So you're pursuing being clear about the need for, you're not going to stop pursuing what, what did she just say? Neither of those answers made any sense. How did they even pick which one to switch it with? I've forgotten the question both times. So I went,

So they're talking about how Benjamin Netanyahu, because she keeps saying we are intervening and negotiating and talking with him. And he's like, yeah, but he's not listening. He's doing whatever he wants. So that's what the question was. Doesn't seem like he's listening to you. Because if you are claiming that you're urging Netanyahu to do these different things, it looks like he's not listening to you. That was his question.

You know what would have impressed me? If she went, we're going to stop doing this dry cleaning when him and his bitch wife come and hand her to our assistants. So I tweeted this out and I asked, is this real? Because I didn't think it could be real.

And Laura tweeted, is this a lateral move? Like, I don't understand why they bothered. And Laura Powell says both versions are still available on 60 Minutes YouTube channel. These links take you to that same question. In addition to substituting an entirely different answer to the question, 60 Minutes edited Kamala Harris's response to the previous question so much that it is not an accurate representation of what she said. So...

What did she say? I don't have... So here's a little bit of a longer version. Here's a...

You supply Israel with billions of dollars in military aid. So he's saying you guys are giving them billions of dollars. You have leverage. Why doesn't he listen to when you tell him what to do? That's basically what he's saying. But here we go. You supply Israel with billions of dollars in military aid. And yet Prime Minister Netanyahu seems to be charting his own course. The Biden-Harris administration has pressed him to agree to a ceasefire. He's resisted.

You urged him not to go into Lebanon. He went in anyway. He has promised to make Iran pay for the missile attack, and that has the potential of expanding the war. Does the U.S. have no sway over Prime Minister Netanyahu? The aid that we have given Israel allowed Israel to defend itself against 200 ballistic missiles that were just...

meant to attack the Israelis and the people of Israel. And when we think about the threat that Hamas, Hezbollah presents, Iran, I think that it is without any question our imperative to do what we can to allow Israel to defend itself against those kinds of attacks.

Now, the work that we do diplomatically with the leadership of Israel is an ongoing pursuit around making clear our principles, which include the need for humanitarian aid, the need for this war to end.

the need for a deal to be done, which would release the hostages and create a ceasefire. And we're not going to stop in terms of putting that pressure on Israel. Thank you for editing. Thank you for editing it. You know what? Thank you. Thank you, 60 Minutes. And we're not going to stop. We're not going to stop putting pressure. What she means is we're not going to stop giving him everything he wants so he can continue doing exactly this and causing a larger war. You know shit, we all know this. Yep.

including Arab leaders. But it seems that Prime Minister Netanyahu is not listening. Well, Bill, the work that we have done has resulted in a number of movements in that region by Israel that were very much prompted by or a result of many things, including our advocacy for what needs to happen in the region. Wow. Do we...

Wow. You know what? I've got to give this to Bibi Netanyahu. When you ask him a question, he'll draw you a picture of a cartoon bomb and make it real clear what his answer is. You know? They should have just put the Doritos answer in there again. He should have asked her about Doritos. It's not a word salad. That's a turd salad she does. Here it is. We supply Israel with billions of dollars in military aid, and yet Prime Minister Netanyahu seems to be charting his own course, the Biden-Harris administration.

has pressed him to agree to a ceasefire. He's resisted. You urged him not to go into Lebanon. He went in anyway. Does the U.S. have no sway over Prime Minister Netanyahu? The work that we do diplomatically with the leadership of Israel is an ongoing pursuit around making clear our principles. But it seems that

Prime Minister Netanyahu is not listening. We're not going to stop pursuing what is necessary for the United States to be clear about where we stand on the need for this war to end. So that so did you see how they cleaned that up for her? I mean, it's still horrible. It's still horrible. But you see how much shorter the second one was in the first one. She just talked and talked and they cut all that out.

I got to give it to them. They really did a service with that. They really did do a service. I almost quit the show while you were playing that. I can't take hearing her talk. So I went back today before the show to check, see if there was a community note. There's no, there wasn't there as of this airing, there was no community note on that. Nobody claims it wasn't, didn't happen. In fact, there's links.

That's crazy. Why did they have to worry about editing this answer? Why? Because she had 20 horrible answers that everyone made a real meal out of, if you recall, including us. But the one about Israel, that's where we got to go in and do some editing. Right? Like, you know what a good time to do the editing was any of the other questions he asked her. Remember, he goes, you didn't get elected and this and that. And that's where you'd want to do some editing, I would think. Yeah.

So guess what? I got an email from NBC News. Brandy Cedrosny, senior reporter. They're all senior. That's the big joke at The Daily Show. They say everybody was a senior reporter. Hello. Hi, Mr. Dorr. I'm a reporter with NBC News. We're publishing a story looking at Russian disinformation and how it works.

To show the heights to which some narratives have spread, we dive into a false Russian planted story that claimed Tucker Carlson had been the target of a Ukraine ordered assassination attempt, reaching out for comment since we include you as one of the influential sharers of this false story.

Is that a Ukrainian name at the end of this broads name? You tell me. Yeah, it is. So she's an operative. So my deadline is tomorrow at October 9th at 5 p.m. Hey, Ukraine already murdered one American citizen that we know of. That's right. Why wouldn't they try to kill Tucker? Look what they did to Tucker. A guy I didn't even like. So this story...

On pro-Russian disinformation is called war propaganda. This is to get to keep the war going because Americans are souring on the Ukraine war. So I wrote back, dear Brandy.

Thank you for including me in your latest pro-war propaganda piece intended to keep the war in Ukraine going along with the slaughter of its people. If you bothered to watch the video, you would know we reported it as a potentially being a hoax and wondered why the mainstream media wasn't busy debunking it. We said this in the video.

We also said the only conclusive statement we could say about this story was that a native of Podolsk was being detained under suspicion of planning a terrorist attack. Has NBC ever reported that the CIA teamed up with the Nazis to overthrow the democratically elected president of Ukraine, which then led directly to the start of the U.S. proxy war in Ukraine?

I promise you she works for their intelligence agency. That's a Ukrainian name. Has NBC News ever apologized for smearing journalist Gonzalo Lira while he was being tortured and killed by the Ukrainian government in a Ukraine prison for doing journalism? Has NBC News ever apologized for spreading the Russiagate conspiracy theory invented by the Clinton campaign and the intelligence community that directly led up to the American...

people embracing the U.S. proxy war with Russia and Ukraine. Has NBC News ever apologized for spreading the misinformation surrounding the conspiracy theory that Russia was putting bounties on American soldiers in Afghanistan? Has NBC News ever apologized for spreading misinformation by repeating the conspiracy theory about the Syrian gas attacks being committed by Assad after it was debunked by the OPCW whistleblowers?

I could go on, but I have to get back to debunking the latest pro-war propaganda by NBC News, and I'm on deadline. Good luck pushing pro-war propaganda for a living and whitewashing the latest genocide being funded and enabled by the United States and Gaza. Maybe someday you'll have a hard time looking in the mirror and you'll resign like William Arkin.

over your network's warmongering propaganda. So this was one of their biggest war reporters at NBC. He famously quit and he said, of course, Trump is an ignorant and incompetent imposter. And yet I'm alarmed at how quick NBC is to mechanically argue the contrary, to be in favor of policies that just spell more conflict and more war. Well,

By the way, don't even call Trump that. So this is they are that they're incompetent, ignorant. And this chick is an agent. What is their thing called? ZBD or DBZ? I don't know. What's Ukraine's bullshit three letter agency? So this was he was on a video of democracy. Now, longtime reporter leaves NBC saying media is the Trump circus that encourages perpetual war.

And then I linked to the video. I sent the video. There it is. Sincerely, Jimmy Dore. So this is how war propaganda works. And that person, as Kurt points out, uh...

i wonder if that person look at change your obvious ukrainian name okay to be a fake journalist doing a fake story at least change see if brandy zardani on twitter zedrosny zedrosny on twitter see what her twitter bio says she is there's no way that's a real reporter it's somebody's intel agent a hundred percent they have them planted all over the media especially at nbc news especially that nbc news are the biggest most blatant warmongers

So all I got from this is that they definitely tried to kill Tucker. That's what we can discern from what this dingbat wrote to you, scumbag. It just says she's a senior reporter at NBC News. Yeah, it's a fake. Zadrozny, fuck you. She looks young and fun. Oh, here it is. Comes right up. I don't know. I think there's a good chance she's an American. Yeah, it's still an Asian. It's still an asset. She has a New York phone number.

She lists her phone number on her Twitter, which is wild. But a lot of journalists do that. They have a special phone number for tips. Oh, this chick. Yeah. She sucks. We've shown her a bunch of times. The one that looks like Edgar Winter.

So she's big on the January 6th. She's all the bad things about the corporate pro-war bought by the big pharma, Wall Street, the military industrial complex. That's what that is. Oh, I wish I would have. Hey, Brandy, I bet you're an MK Monarch asset. An albino like you. That's what they look for. Yeah.

It looks like here. Glenn Greenwald had pointed her out in twenty twenty one and said, I've written before about one particularly toxic strain of this authoritarian reporting teams of journalists, such as the three most influential corporate media outlets, CNN media reporters, Brian Stelter, Oliver Darcy, Disinformation Space Unit, Ben Collins, Brandy Zadrozny. Oh, really? So Glenn Greenwald called her out two years ago in twenty twenty one.

We showed her on your show, Jimmy. We've had clips of this. I made fun of what an albino she is. I remember this vividly. It says she's an investigative journalist who specializes in political radicalization, extremism, and disinformation on the internet. Oh, anybody who specializes in... She's an operative. She is an operative and not a journalist. She's an operative. Okay? She specializes in... Well, we know that NBC News has Ken Delaney, or is it CNN? CNN.

Is it NBC, Kendalyn? It's all the news. Kendalyn works directly for the CIA. He's been outed for working for the CIA. He got fired from the LA Times because they caught him working for the CIA and then NBC News hired him and he's on air. Yeah. I like that she's a CIA spook and she looks like a ghost. That's pretty cool.

Creepy albino bitch. NBC News author, Kandalinian. NBC's national security reporter. Yes. Kandalinian. So NBC News is full of CIA agents and she's one of them. Hey, look, I got an email from a CIA person from NBC News. Isn't that nice?

I just want to tell you the title of his article that he had. The journalistic tattletale and censorship industry suffers several well-deserved blows. And this was talking about Taylor Lorenz as well. And he's talking about, that's Glenn Greenwald talking about Brandi Sajazni. We know Taylor's not an agent of anything. She's just a

moron. This chick is definitely working for like, you know, this is a, what is it? Project Mockingbird, whatever they call it now. I think it was called Albino Bird. It used to be called Mockingbird. But anyway, so, uh, by the way, Kurt makes me feel good. I, I,

You know, they haven't, corporate media hasn't mentioned me in a while and tried to slander me. And I started to think like, am I not getting the job done anymore? Well, apparently, apparently they still need to try to take us down. If only you'd taken that Bohemian Grove invite, Jimmy. I know. Hey, become a premium member. Go to JimmyDoreComedy.com. Sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business. Freak out. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

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