EPIC Taylor Lorenz vs Libs Of TikTok Debate Over Teaching Gay Sex In Schools!
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I don't know if you know, but this is the libs of TikTok. Now, she became famous by just posting videos that other liberals had made. She didn't comment on them. She just posted them, correct?

No, she literally just posted the actual things that they're doing. Actual things that they're saying and doing. Yes. Not, you know, look at this. Just look at this. And of course, that is an argument for what's called stochastic terrorism, which means if people find out about the crazy shit I'm doing, I could be in danger. And it's on you, pal. So she sat down with the woman who doxed her, Taylor Lawrence, fake journalist who works for the Washington Post.

and she's in her mid-40s, but she pretends like she's 16. Oh, yeah, well, she covers the millennial beat, the tech millennial beat. I think she's like 39 is the official age. So she won't tell her age. But anyway, here we go. So I didn't know this was happening. They had an interview, and one of the things they talked about was that book Genderqueer, which Russ...

A dobular who guest hosts the show has enlightened me about is it basically just

gross porn. It's insane. You know how insane it is? Yeah. As a joke on Sasha's show for his like, yeah, a Berkeley professor guy, he went to a homeschool convention. Sasha Baron Cohen. Yeah. And, and we, I wrote a terrible book and everybody threw it out to like shock them. Like we want to give this to kids about like some professor rabbits having like orgies in front of the rabbit kids. Yeah. It's, you know, it's still the family go like react normally to it.

And the prop, I remember having the prop in my, and it was well drawn and it was,

I'm looking like, this is like horrible. The thing is a joke. I had it in my luggage. I'm like, I hope nobody ever has to like look at my luggage and ask, and I got to explain what in the hell this, anyway, that book is basically like, well, at least we had cartoon rabbits to take the edge off. So you're saying, okay, so they're going to talk about this book and, uh, libs of Tik TOK is opposed to it. And. In a segment we like to call yentl to mental. Yeah.

Like why you don't speak up about the sexualization problem. I don't see, I guess I don't see as much if I saw an exam. So she's asking her, why don't you speak out about the sexualization of children while wearing a shirt of her crying? So by the way, this is, this is a shirt of Taylor, the reds crime. And when she was at NBC, so they did a story on her at NBC where she cried about all the booze she has to take online after she doxes people.

And then she complained because people made fun of her for crying on that NBC news segment. And attacking NBC for having her on. She then attacks NBC News for having her on, and NBC News took the video down. Oh, my God. No kidding. Here we go. Of a child being sexualized. Of course, I have a problem with certain things. First of all.

You know what would make this way funnier? If the Libs of TikTok lady kept pretending she couldn't hear Taylor because of her mask.

I'm sorry. Just let Taylor say her whole thing. I'm sorry. I didn't get one part of that. She's wearing her special blowjob blocker mask as she tries to... She's going to try to explain her way out of the inexplicable defense of child grooming for the minor attracted cult in the corridors of power. Here we go. No, I will say... Do you think we should give kids porn in school? The images of gay sex? No.

I, so I had public, again, I went to public school and in public school, at least when I was growing up, we were absolutely given literature, you know, explaining sex, educating. Yeah, that's it. Sex. First of all, that's not what we're talking about. We're not talking about regular sex education. We're talking about this genderqueer book and she's not, and watch, watch, she keeps going.

It had pictures of anal sex. First of all, Libs of TikTok should just explain to her that they're depicting anal sex and the people depicting it aren't wearing masks. See what she says. That's a great idea. I think you got to put it in terms Taylor Lorenz can understand. Okay, here we go. Oh, absolutely. And it actually talked about condom use. What, great? Yeah.

God, I mean, I don't remember, but certainly probably middle school. I think that's when we had sex ed. So you expect me to believe that at a public school, Taylor attended from kindergarten to sixth grade. They had anal porn available in the library in the late 50s? What?

I thought they were uptight back then, you know, in their 50s in middle school. They didn't like that kind of stuff. Here we go. Genderqueer, this book is gay. We should give that to kids in school. I have not read those books, so I don't know. But I do think... So she hasn't even read the books that she's advocating be allowed in the schools. How about...

I gotta say, by the way, lives at TikTok. You know what would have been better than wearing your Taylor Lorenz crying shirt? Although I do love the shirt. Bring the book with you. Don't scroll on your tweets. It's important to educate kids about sexuality, if nothing else, because I have spoken to women that were abused sexually when they were young, very young. And one thing that they've told me is that they wish that they had...

the language to talk about it and they weren't educated. They grew up in a, I only know two that I've spoken to about this, but they've grown up in sort of societies where they weren't very educated about sex ed. They didn't receive sex ed in class. They went to a Catholic school or other sorts of schooling. And so I do think it's really important for kids to understand sex because as we all know, a lot of teenagers can be sexually active. And I think sex education is important to understand

promote, you know, healthy attitudes, healthy understandings of sex. I mean, these are human bodies. You can't just expect to send kids off at 18 with absolutely no sex ed and then think that they can function in the world. So we should give kids like pictures of gay sex in middle school and actually elementary school. So basically they're, they, they sound like they're the same person, but just on different sides of the issue. You know, you laugh, but it's good. This is what I call a view killer.

What do you mean? The new view. Oh, oh. This show is going to kill the view. Oh. This is Barbara Walters' dream right here. Yes, right here. Here we go. I guess I'm wondering what you consider that. Do you want to see a picture?

Yes. Well, I don't know, but I mean, are you talking about the ones that you've posted on your Twitter account? I guess those don't look like what I received when I did sex ads, but I think sex ads is... So now she's admitting to, well, I've seen the pictures that you've posted on your Twitter feed, and those don't look like the pictures I thought. Yeah, that's why we're talking about it. It doesn't look like my sex ads? No, I'm saying sex ed, not saxophone advertisements, Taylor. Well, my sex ads were not like that. What?

...important because it actually helps... So you didn't have those types of things when you were in school? Oh no, we had sex ed. I'm saying the images I posted were terrible. Did you not get books with graphic imagery? With pictures of gay sex?

I remember, I don't remember how old you are, but I grew up in the 90s when HIV and AIDS was a big thing and we certainly learned about gay sex in school. So those pictures I posted on my Twitter, you had graphics like that? I actually don't know. I don't remember, to be honest. You don't? But I do think that it's really important to... But knowing those pictures, you seem to know very well what those pictures are. I don't. I don't. Oh, you kept referencing it. Well, I've seen you post things, but I don't know. Well, then I should pull it out. That's just what I wanted to know.

but i think yeah i guess i feel because we need to put this into contact yeah yeah well we won't know the context of course because we don't know the context of how those things are being taught

So we could give kids like pictures of gay sex as long as it's in the proper context? I don't know. I mean, it's up to the educator to determine, right? I don't know. Who's the reporter here? I guess I'm kind of curious, Kaya, why you sort of focus so much about the LGBT? You keep mentioning gay sex, but you don't mention straight sex. Oh.

Why is there such a focus on the LGBTQ world? Oh, I don't want pictures of sex in school. Any pictures. So you don't think children should receive any sort of sexual education, straight or against? I said I don't want pictures of sex in school. But you think that they should receive picture-free sex education? No, I think we discussed this earlier. Okay. Yeah. I'm curious kind of how you're thinking, you know, when you think about the way that you put out content and the way that you think about growing your media empire. Here, this is a blowjob.

This is a blowjob.

Oh, I'm dizzy from laughing. You're not going to get any OnlyFans being that unenthusiastic about a blowjob. This is a blowjob. Is she recording a blowjob for Siri? That is the best change of subject I've ever seen. I'm curious about a UBD empire. There's a picture of a blowjob. That was the most amazing. Can you just replay that part again? Yes.

How your the way that you put out content and the way that you think about growing your media empire. Here, this is a blowjob. I think I have to. I don't know what book this is from. So I have to. Should this picture of a blowjob be in elementary schools?

I've never seen a book like that in elementary school, but I have no idea. - We can't even let it on YouTube. - It has been. I posted about it, yeah. - So tell me a little bit about-- - So should it be in elementary schools? - I have no idea the context. I have no idea-- - So in what context is it okay if it would be in elementary schools? - I have absolutely no idea. I have absolutely no idea.

I would not, I don't know, because I haven't seen the rest of that book. I don't know what's in there. But there is a context that it would be okay to give kids pictures like that of gay sex, anal sex in elementary school. I guess sex pictures in school, I don't know. I don't know, because you know who I would defer to on that?

just because neither of us are sex educators, I would defer that question to a qualified professional, a sex educator, and say, hey, you're an expert. You've educated tons of people. You're a full-time sex educator. You've really studied this. What are the appropriate boundaries? I don't think that myself as a journalist or a media personality, I don't think I'm the right one to make that decision. And I guess I'm wondering why you think that. So I have seen sex educators say that they want these books in schools.

So then you're okay with it? I think I would want to talk to the sex educator and rely on whatever the sex educators say. I'm wondering why you... Because you couldn't possibly make a decision yourself. You'd need an expert to tell you what kind of pornography is okay to show to children in your children's school. This whole...

deferring to an expert that somehow knows something better. Like, hey, should I be able to run kids over with my car? I don't know. I'm not a professional driver. We would have to ask a professional driver. Hey, how about, could we stick anal beads on

and kids in school. I don't know. I'm not a professional sex educator. We'd have to ask them. I'm not a proctologist. You're not a proctologist. I don't know. Maybe you can. This idea that a normal human being doesn't know what's appropriate for their child to see tells you everything you need to know about. That's true. But before you even get to that part, just for the record, if I ask an adult what they do for a living and they tell me they're a full-time sex educator of kids, you know,

I'm gonna make a citizen's arrest will say I can I just weigh in really quickly because I was in education for over 25 years And I remember one time you would have to substitute for different classes and I had a sub one day for the health class and These were seventh grade students and I happen to be subbing the day that they were showing the video about what happens to your body during puberty and I was no sex ed expert and

And nor was the health ed teacher. They're not a sex ed expert. Nobody's a sex ed expert who talks about what kids are going through in puberty in a public school. She went to public school. So during this during this segment, the kids are all in front of me watching this video and images of hair sprouting up on their bodies.

And I'm in the back seat, I'm in the back row just going, oh my God, trying to keep it together and not laugh. And all the kids kept doing this to me the whole time as this video was showing. And I'm just there, mm-hmm. I get why the teacher had a sub that day. All right, back to Jimmy. - Oh, wow.

You don't think of the ins and outs of the backstage of the job of how awful. I would feel uncomfortable with a reasonable puberty educational film having to sit with those kids. Right, no kidding. I would be mortified.

They're not like my kids. You know, like if you had your own kids and you tell them, like your parents are supposed to tell you whatever. Yeah. That's something for the parents. Who is Taylor hanging out with? I just, as I hear this or her talking about, she goes, I was talking to some people that, you know, they didn't have that. Is she talking about some third world country she got to go to where they didn't get to learn anything? And she's,

being coy and acting like that's an American, 'cause just so you know, in America, even the poorest of schools, the kids have access to every awful kind of pornography before they even get to goddamn school. So she wasn't talking to somebody from America. There's no chance that she was. - So I just want to sum up Taylor Lawrence's worldview, Kurt. Exposing children to graphic depictions of anal sex is healthy,

But open-face outdoor meetings are deadly. Jimmy, you can't go open-face out there. I keep trying to tell you.

She's wearing a mask. You just got a raw face talking to me. You just raw face it. So let's go. I don't want to spend too much time on this, even though it's very much fun. Even though I want, I'm thinking road trip for these two. So now watch this. When you, when you, they should make a movie out of this, a road trip. Yeah. So this is. Gentle and mental. Come on. That's a good. This is called when you point the finger at someone else, you have three fingers pointing back at you. Here we go.

Yeah. I'm curious, you know, I feel like there's been, especially on, my colleagues have done great reporting on sort of like this rift on Twitter. I know that you have a very conservative fan base and in your comments sometimes you'll see a lot of commentary about sort of the great replacement theory. What are your thoughts on that?

What are your thoughts on the comments on your post telling me to kill myself? Horrible. Obviously against that, yeah. So will you come out and condemn that publicly? Oh, sure. I would condemn it any time. I'm against, you know, I'm against murdering anyone, of course. So you're against death threats against me? Yeah, I'm a big...

you know, as somebody that's dealt with a lot of online harassment, I don't defend threatening to murder anyone. But I guess I'm curious, you know... Because a lot of times it comes after an attack from the media, like someone like you or another journalist. So are you saying that, like, you know, if somebody posts something and then attacks follow,

That person should answer for those attacks? No, that's not what I'm saying. Oh, okay. I'm saying that people like you tell me that all the time, so I'm just asking if you think the same thing. Yeah, I don't think I have said that here, but I, you know, I think it's...

You literally just opened with it. Yes. So now Taylor Lawrence is trying to pretend her raison d'etre, which is to blame people for social media attacks because of what other people have posted. She blamed NBC News for the social attacks that people made fun of her for crying on NBC News. She blamed NBC News for showing that. She was truly amazing. While she was in the middle of sputtering that out, she showed that it says anal sex. And now she's pretending...

That this isn't a big thing with her. And so Libs of TikTok is trying to hold her accountable to the same thing. Hey, you've written all kinds. You doxed me. She doxed her. That's why she didn't want to be a public person. Now she is because Taylor Lorenz doxed her.

And as private, not the powerful, a private citizen who wanted to remain private. Someone very similar to her in terms of their speaking. Yes, yes. Is that the irony? When I said that, I think we have a lot in common. And so Libs of Tick Tock is like, are you going to take responsibility for all the grief I've taken for you doxing me? And of course she's not going to. Well, you know what's frustrating? Like, Retailer Ren stinks profusely.

uh, lives at tick tock. There's like three places you really could have cut. Cause Carolina says like, do you think someone's responsible for a thing? And you don't have to be coy and answer. Well, do you think it's, you go, uh, no, I'm not. I don't support any of that. What sane person would, what are you talking about? Yeah. That's not a thing. And then she goes, but it is a thing. Like, well, you did it to me. So you better hope it's not like, that's,

Basically, I guess what I'm trying to say is... Yeah, she blew it is what you're saying. There needs to be a man here to just explain. I don't want to say mansplain, but from a masculine perspective, how to get to the goddamn point. Yes, okay.

I think it's kind of interesting, I guess, in the conservative movement, there's this ideology around white nationalism, which is obviously kind of a hardline ideology that's generally been pretty critical of Jewish communities. And I'm wondering as a Jewish- Which is totally different than Jewish nationalism in Israel. Okay, back, okay. She's the least clever human. She's like,

Like, do you see her lame ass trying to like gotcha? Like, you know, Jewish and white nationalism. Oh, I've never heard of that. What is that, Taylor? Explain it to me with your face yarmulke. Woman, how do you feel about sort of aligning yourself with those people

People on accounts, you know, you see this sort of rhetoric in your replies and I only bring it up I'm not saying that that you necessarily endorse that or rhetoric I would imagine that you don't But how do you kind of think about those nuances when you're thinking about kind of the audience that you're building? Here's a blowjob Some of your audience says we should chop off kids body parts. How do you think what do you think about that? I

It's like Taylor does not expect... You know what's funny is... I'm trying to think of ways that Taylor Lawrence could look worse in this interview. The only way... Maybe if she's eating a human limb while doing this interview, you know? Don't worry. He was humanely sourced. Well, the mask... The establishment only uses suicidal people. I think the mask is not anything with COVID or any autoimmune disorder. I think it's...

People call her old and she has nice eyes. She's trying to, you know, and so what happens, it creates a weird effect of like a Jew versus Arab almost. This is her fighting against aging. Right. Her true fight is against aging. Yeah. That's her real fight. All right. That's it. We've spent enough time on this.

I would like a series though. I think it should be a series or a road movie where they take a trip. Reality show. Yeah. What was that one with what's her name, Paris Hilton, the other one?

Oh, right. Yeah, Nicky Ritchie or whatever her name was. Yeah, and they would go on a tour and like, we're working out a farm today. Do you think Ken should see sex? I don't know. Do you think? I didn't watch one second of it, so I can't even tell you. I didn't either, but I could see like updated for modern audiences. Yeah. This would be it. I bet you this would be a hit. They're at the farm. She's like, are you familiar with White National? I was like, I don't know.

But I see, I can't just for the record, I find libs of TikTok Twitter feed much more entertaining and informative than anything Taylor rents has ever written in her life. She's putting up, she's just putting up videos that other people recorded themselves. If it was her just talking, I probably hate it. I'd probably hate it because she's doing honest. Yeah. Whatever your feelings are watching them talk. She's just putting up a thing that happened. Yeah. I don't even read the crap she feels about it before the post.

Does she have even right things? I don't know. I guess. I don't even know. But the point is, I'm definitely on her side in a Taylor Ren's fight. And I'm going to say she won by wearing that shirt. If you show up to a cat fight wearing a mask, you lost. I'm looking up. Taylor Ren's brought a dog to a cat fight. I asked Mask Taylor Ren's how old she is, and she refused to say. She claims it will harm her family if people know her age. Wait a minute. Are you kidding? Nuh-uh.

Okay.

Involving time travel? I mean, I've said many times I'm 29. Yeah. I guess I don't want to put my birthday out there. Because I don't put my... Yeah, I don't put it out there. Why? How does it affect your family? Well, it's my birthday. I don't want my birthday out there. My birthday's not out there either. It's not? Yeah. I guess mine is and I don't want it. I don't want to confirm it.

How old are you?

This is the cattiest thing I've ever seen. I can't believe this conversation took place. Look at this subtle, delicate dance of death. Yes.

How are they? Do you think it's cool if people kill people because they saw a thing that made them mad at the people because you put it up? Do you feel like you're, how do you feel about that? So here's, here's her name. Libs of TikTok's name is Shia Raychik. Did you know that? Yeah. Yeah. But I kept forgetting. She says to summarize my interview with Taylor rent, she's not at all concerned about our open border and millions of people invading our country. She's pro mutilation and castration of minors.

She wants porn in schools. She wants the media to be allowed to defame me with impunity. She wants me to be responsible for all reactions, comments, and actions that happen after I post a TikTok, but doesn't want to take responsibility for what happens after her reporting on me. Yeah, I mean, it was pretty clear.

She's a lizard person. Libs at TikTok, bam. She's scared of people knowing her age. She's still wearing a mask outdoors in 2024. I got to give that. And, you know, Libs at TikTok, who says her age openly, 29, at least 10 years younger than Taylor Lorenz. And, you know, watch that exchange. Libs at TikTok has more right to talk like that because she's 29. She couldn't or purposely avoid. This is from someone else. Taylor.

Taylor Lorenz couldn't or purposely avoided defining and to define anything like the media's responsibility or the difference between a violent bomb threat and a death threat. She believes the media is a special class who need to only take care, something she never did in doxing you.

She loves her logical fallacies a lot. She doesn't think of no means no. Why'd she keep prying about finances? I guess I have to watch the whole video. I just want more. There's more to that. Oh, I'm going to hunt down. You know, she says she supports free speech, but disables comments on her post. She does do that.

What kind of a journalist disables comments on their posts? Okay, she's not... Taylor Renz, by the way, all the issues she's talking about, she doesn't care about. She cares about one issue, which is, you're like the stupid people and listen to X-Files, and I know I'm that because my uncle owns the history of the internet online. That's right. And my sister is important. Her uncle owns the Wayback Machine, right? I can't even tell you how old I am, or that I have to kill you because my family could die.

I don't like to say because if people found out, my family could be hurt. Here's a blowjob. I'm curious about you, though. Let's talk about you and your media empire, right? Nationalism. This is a butthole. This is the... I really... Somebody I hope...

I hope is going to make this show. I know Taylor is crazy and won't do it, but the two of them can send him on trips, road trips. We should do a parody. It's hard to parody this. We should just cut this up and make a fake opening with like a cutesy cartoon and then show them butthole. As a butthole. Yeah.

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So here's the story. Here's the story. Screams without words, sexual violence on October 7th. Screams without words, sexual violence without any actual victims. So what happened was the person they said was raped, their family came back and said, no, they weren't. No, she wasn't. Yeah, it wasn't the masterbucket. The family who said, why are you just throwing, saying our daughter was raped?

By the way, the paper of record lied about an October 7th rape story. Well, if you can't even believe the paper that has lied us into every major war in the last 100 years, that I'm just... Wait, they got this one wrong? Wow. This is an important story. Of course they got it wrong. So now the people to the story here is the people who wrote this story. A front page story at New York Times said,

This is like their first foray into journalism. They got to write it on the front page of the New York Times. So that's the scandal here. So here, I'll show you.

It says the screams without words, New York times article coauthored by a not Schwartz about mass rape has been systematically debunked by many. How did a net who had no journalism experience and her 24 year old coauthor, Adam Sella, her nephew by marriage come to lead a front page investigation. That's the question here. Um,

What do you think, Kurt? You think... I don't know. I think maybe she used the Schwartz. Focus your feelings. Let the Schwartz flow through you. So...

As she caught this, she said, excellent question. How did a Nat who had no journalism experience and her 24 year old co-author, Adam Stella, her nephew by marriage, come to lead a front page investigation? I will try to answer. Her first article in the New York Times was on November 14th, 2023.

Are you saying she's not even a reporter? So Mundo Weiss did a story on this, and here's what they say. The latest questions are centered around Anat Swartz, an Israeli who co-authored several of the paper's most widely circulated reports, including...

The now well-known and scrutinized December 28th article headline, Screams Without Words, How Hamas Weaponized Sexual Violence on October 7th. Boy, this really leaves me with that feeling of having just bought a DVD player on 42nd Street from a guy that said, Sony guts. Yes.

So first, she has apparently never been a reporter, but is actually a filmmaker who the Times suddenly hired in October, right after October 7th. A filmmaker in Israel? Yes. So that's like a gangsta rapper in Sri Lanka. Who gives a shit? You would expect the paper to look for someone with actual journalistic experience, especially for a story as sensitive as this one.

written during the fog of war surely the paper had enough of its own correspondence on staff who could have been assigned to it yeah but none of them and take your nephew and go and make an article for the paper bring your cousin let him help

She doesn't need to be a reporter. She was a filmmaker, Kurt. When that doesn't work out, I'm sure Disney will hire her to direct another $300 million film for them. Just do it. Do your films and make a rape story for the paper and bring your nephew to help. Next, this is unbelievable. This is the front page of the New York Times. Could they be more discredited?

Next, the researchers found that Swartz had not hidden her strong feelings online. There are screenshots of her liking certain posts that repeated that the 40 beheaded baby hoax story.

And that endorsed another hysterical post that urged the Israeli army to turn Gaza into a slaughterhouse. As if it isn't. As if it isn't. I'm just glad Barry Wise already resigned from the New York Times and didn't have to be faced with this ethical dilemma, which I'm sure she would have said, I have to step down after this story that sounds like a chain letter. So she liked stories that said turn Gaza into a slaughterhouse and called Palestinians human animals. Well, that's nice. Well, that's nice.

That's nice. Just this morning, more evidence emerged online. Swartz apparently also serves in the Israeli military intelligence. She's doing very well. She's in the intelligence and she's writing the rape stories for the paper with her nephew. She was born in Haifa and grew up in Ramal Afel. I don't know what that is. She graduated from Thelma Yellen High School of the Arts, majoring in lying in theater and served in

In the IDF, in Air Force Intelligence. She does a lot of secret stuff she's not supposed to talk about. Wow. But I said, take Joey with you and do the thing with him. You definitely put the sad in the sad. Let's pause here. This is what Mondeway says. Let's pause here. Okay. Okay. Okay. Pausing. There's a picture of a blowjob. There's a picture of a blowjob.

What would happen if the Times suddenly hired a Palestinian filmmaker with no journalistic background who had recently published publicly liked posts that called for pushing Israel Jews into the sea to co-write several of its most sensitive and contested reports? Well, I don't think anything would happen. Michael Rappaport believes they do that probably. If anything, they're against Israel.

I don't. Well, Kurt, the good news is we don't have to speculate. The Times fired Palestinian photojournalist Hossam Salam in 2022 after one of the pro-Israel media watchdog groups protested about his social media posts. After Anat Swartz's online history became public, she locked down her accounts and then deleted much of the incriminating content. That'll work. I think that'll work, right? The old tale of Lorenz? The old tale. Come on.

Come on!

It really is crazy when I think about the amount of, like, I definitely felt and felt no guilt or, like, I'm bad for feeling it of, you know, these Muslims are, like, kind of primitive. They do kind of crazy shit like that. And then all of a sudden you notice, well, I know some real similar stuff coming from my pals that I'm against these other people with. Real similar. Real similar. Sometimes much worse. Here's what Mondo White says. The New York Times imposes strict rules on its reporters to maintain the appearance of objectivity. Exactly.

The key word there, the appearance. Not actual objectivity, but the appearance. Do they word it that way? That's how they worded it. Does the New York Times word it? They call it their style book, I bet. Reporters are not supposed to attend demonstrations of any kind, wear campaign buttons, or post opinions on social media. By hiring a not-swartz, the paper clearly violated its own guidelines, and it should publicly explain and apologize. Wow. Wow.

Well, let me guess. A family member owns something at the New York Times and it's seeing as as her and her nephew teamed up for this one. I'm guessing there's some more family members involved.

So, S.J.K. does it. She goes, in 2017, Anat directed a documentary that was originally titled Dream Israel, but later changed to La Promise. La Promise. La Promise. La Promise. Hey, you know, when I was 19 years old on a St. Patrick's Day, I got hammered and directed traffic. Can I now write an article on the front page of the New York Times? Well, that depends. What's your last name? I'm as qualified as Annette Schwartz is.

But are you qualified? She apparently joined Vault AI in 2020, which just seems like a clickbait place. Wait, Vault AI has the technology to uncover Hollywood's secret sauce. Is this about Epstein?

Of course, she's joined in artificial intelligence. Her intelligence is artificial. After Vault A, she did a short film in 2022, Soviet Life, Zoya Chereskovsky. Okay, so that's two. And then now, let's get to her co-author, who also didn't write before October 20th. These people were not writers. They didn't write. They're not journalists. And then all of a sudden...

The October 7th Amos attack happens and New York Times puts him on the front page. Okay, well, it's not the weirdest thing in the world. I remember one day, all of a sudden, Hannah Gadsby was considered the greatest living comedian for two years straight. And everybody was like, what are you, crazy? This is the future of comedy. So, I mean, it happens. I don't know who that is. Well, come on. I barely know who...

I think I saw five seconds of what's her name? You don't know the comedy of an autistic lesbian who looks like Andy Kindler, who was the biggest thing in the world for two years. I miss a lot of stuff, man. And that's definitely one of the things I missed. I did see a thing she did about she was supposed to be curating something at a

At a museum? And she came out. It's unwatchable. It's like, I don't know if you thought the SNL character It's Pat was like that good, but it's not as good as that thing that was like kind of. So back to this.

So this guy, he didn't write before October either. It's her nephew. And this is a post from her husband. You want to read this? Watch this. Two months of literally around-the-clock work ended yesterday when this devastating story was... First of all, it's not literally. You didn't literally work around the clock. Wait, he misspelled... You're right. And by the way, you misspelled Aunt Schwartz as a knot. Uh...

uh, was public. And Schwartz made a thing. You know, and not Schwartz as a filmmaker, but a few days after October 7th, her life took a turn and she started drilling down into some of the most horrific angles of the Hamas attack. All of them false. I was skeptical initially. But they fell for it. But she is my wife. And no, it's his aunt. Oh, is that who that is? No, it says this is a post from her husband. Oh,

I thought her nephew wrote it. Dan Sella. No, her husband wrote this. And added her fellow reporters, the Pulitzer Prize winner Jeffrey Gettleman. Wait till you get a load of this guy. Let you know that anybody can win a Pulitzer Prize. And all those awards are all corrupt.

Okay. Including the Nobel Peace Prize. Maybe the most corrupt, but anyway. The Nobel Peace Prize is worse than every single, it's worse than the Golden Globes. Yeah. Interviewed over 150 people for this investigation and the things they saw and heard are unbearable and not true. The story is not for everyone. Parts of it will haunt you at night because it's made up.

But it's extremely important. Okay, hold on, hold on. Was this a private DM to his nephew? Does that one make sense? It doesn't look like that. I don't know. I don't know her as a filmmaker. I knew her as a reporter when she made that great article drilling down on the horror of

Now, Jeffrey Gettleman. So this was written by three people. You know why I like him? He's a real Gettleman. Now, Jeffrey Gettleman spent years in Africa, and he was interviewed in 2018 by the Times of Israel. He spews run-of-the-mill anti-Islamic bigotry. A.K.A. anti-Semitism.

Same exact people. It's not really about people. It's a language family, Semitic languages. And when more of love of Africa, a New York Times reporter shakes off the frat boy to become a band. That's the headline that comes in every. I don't care if you're a shank's nephew or you're a little Joshy growing up. Yeah.

And his quality of reporting is actually much worse than the articles mentioned. Here it's Max Blumenthal saying, Jeffrey Gettleman, author of the New York Times bogus Hamas rape story, previously ran fake quotes by late Zimbabwean President Mugabe, which he lifted from a satirical magazine. Gettleman then blamed an anonymous local journalist for his own error, prompting a police manhunt. He's a real gentleman. Wow.

Wow, great job. Okay. So he's even admitted it. Guilty as charged. The Mugabe quote was a fake. I deeply regret the way we presented it. And I will, I like how he says we. And I will update soon with a link to the amended story. So it's okay to just. And don't worry, my next stories about rapes will be way better. Yeah, and it's going to be on the front page. So see the price he had to pay for that? No price. Well, it happens to everyone. No price to be paid for that. Mistakes happen.

You learned and you moved on. Back to Anat Swartz. She liked the post that said Gaza should be turned into a slaughterhouse well before she wrote her first article for the New York Times. Okay, what'd she say? Uh...

There it is. You're kidding. Turn the strip into a slaughterhouse. If a hair falls from their head, execute security prisoners. Violate any norm on the way to victory for them to see and be seen. Even Norman Gettleman? Even that. Wait, go back. You see what's set up there? No. And after I talked about unity, one principle that needs to be abandoned today, proportionality.

Yes. Needed disproportionate response. Well, I guess that worked out. May Israel see that what she's hiding in the basement, if all the captives are not returned immediately, turn the strip into a slaughterhouse. Well, and print any lies you have to by any means in the paper and bring your nephew. And now she approached people for interviews because it was important for Israel advocacy. Yes. She probably has a hard-hitting interview with Michael Rappaport.

How could it be true they faked that when I had a great home-cooked meal last night? So on top of it, Gettleman says it's not his job to present evidence. He's very honest. My job is to tell the people the things, so you do the thing. It's not his job. His job is to do propaganda. Can we play it? Yeah.

evidence is almost like a legal term that suggests evidence is almost like a legal term that's what he said you mean like you're almost like a journalist but like not he literally in some ways the exact opposite of that

It's not like a legal term, Kurt. It's almost like a legal term, he says. Okay, I know.

even use the word evidence because evidence is almost like a legal term that suggests you're trying to prove an allegation or prove a case in court. That's not my role. We all have our roles and my role is to document, is to present information, is to give people a voice. Wait, what...

Okay, so your job is to... Is to present false information. Record evidence? Yeah. Because they're a document. You mean the compiling of evidence? Of evidence, yes. With a camera and present people's voice. You mean... That's crazy. That's crazy. And he said it with a straight face and nobody laughed. Maybe this answers the Anat Swartz question ironically.

An article from the New York Times. Israel's government is trying to turn the film industry into a propaganda arm. Oh, like ours? So there you go. Oh, they've come so far. They're going to compete with Hollywood, right? So there it is. Maybe she could do a movie called Fifty Shades of Oi. That's racist.

That's racist, Jimmy. Tone it back. Breaking the New York Times is reportedly going to fire her, and that's Swartz, one of the lead reporters on not just their main mass rape atrocity propaganda hoax, but also sole author of several other New York Times pieces regurgitating it in a desperate attempt to salvage their reputation. What? Oh, she did like Dick Cheney would plan a story and bring it up, but she did that as the writer of a fake story? No, I guess she wrote follow-ups.

to that story uh and not swartz as a person is totally irrelevant but the new york times wants to make it about her and specifically about her breaking their social media etiquette no it's about what you allowed her to do by herself and together with jeffrey gettleman and adam sella

that's the issue you can't fire her and let her reporting stand the widely debunked depraved atrocity propaganda hoax written by a genocidal racist maniac retract those pieces immediately fire Jeffrey Gettleman and Adam Sella who worked with her to fabricate it that's the bare minimum so just to sum up

And that Swartz was exposed to be a genocidal racist maniac who explicitly expressed she wanted to fabricate propaganda about Hamas being ISIS for Western audiences. And her nephew, Adam Sella, at The New York Times, worked with her to do exactly that. So that's your that's your reliable news sources that YouTube pushes out.

When it's close to when a breaking news happens, that's what, that's what, so that when you come in and you type in a news story, YouTube will push you to those reliable sources. New York times. Yeah. That's what it is. People will say, it's not my job to have evidence. I just, I'm just here to tell stories. And boy, does he story? I wrote with Jeffy and Adam. It's a family business.

And people call us grifters. What is the New York Times? I don't even know what grifter means. I thought grifter meant you don't believe the thing you're saying. That's what I always thought. And so you're saying it just to say it. Yeah. Because you're... Like a gay person who joins the right wing. Oh, he's just doing that because they... Yeah, and a lot of times they're doing it because that's the only way they can come. Yeah.

Okay, so I just wanted to give you an update. I was much longer than I wanted to spend on this. Do you know how outrageous it is? I can't think of any, I mean, I'm like this as well, but if there's one thing someone would fault you for is you've never been a grifter, you're a guy who will blurt out exactly what you think, even though we're no friends. So I was flying back from Seattle, and before takeoff, I had to go to the bathroom.

And so I go to the bathroom. I'm in the lavatory. I lock the door and I'm on the commode doing my business. The next thing I hear is the door unlock. I didn't know you could unlock a lavatory from the outside, but you can in a plane. The door unlocks. I don't know. I'm, I'm, I'm panicked, but to say the least, I like, huh? What? The door flies open, exposing me to the cabin and,

And it's a flight attendant. And I go, hey, what are you doing? She goes, oh, sorry. She didn't even say sorry. I'm making that part up. She just closed the door. How did she unlock it? There's a way that the flight attendants can do it. Yeah, I didn't know that was either, Kurt. There is. If you have to do that, wouldn't you assume someone's in there? Why would it be locked for no reason? So that's what I don't get. So if the laboratory's locked, why wouldn't you knock for... So I get out of there.

And I go find the flight attendant. And I go, hey, the door was locked, right? And she said, yeah, but we had to make sure that nobody's in there before we take off. I go, but the door was locked. So you knew somebody was in there, right? And she says, yeah, but we have to make sure that it's empty. Oh, God. So she wouldn't even say, I'm sorry. Why wouldn't you freaking? So what I said to her, I go, well, I guess that's an apology. Huh.

And the lady sitting right there starts laughing because she knew what that woman did. She saw. Yeah. And not, you know, if they ask you to move a seat, they'll get you a free drink. They'll do this for you. Dude, a key unlocking on you while you're taking a shit. Key unlocking. What airline? Alaska Airlines. Oh, yeah. This is Alaska Airlines. At least the door stayed on, right? So then I complain on the app that,

And they, and I go, Hey, I got a big problem. And they go, uh, yeah, well here's a link. Go, go to the, go to the website. Was one of the multiple choice problems you might have that they, here's the link bathroom on you taking a shit on the, I'm like, what? So I, they, here's a link to the website. So I go and I launch a problem there. I don't hear anything from them. So finally I go on Twitter and,

That's why I launch all my problems with them. So I go to Twitter and I say what happened on Twitter. And immediately somebody goes, hey, DM us about this. Okay. So I DM them. You know what their solution was? They didn't say, hey, how could we make this right for you? They didn't say that. Right. They just go, this is what we're going to do. We're going to give you a discount on your next flight.

And I said, hey, that's not what I asked for. Shouldn't you be asking me what I want? What would make it right for me? I was traumatized. I was humiliated. I mean, that was that's imagine if there was a imagine if it was a woman, a male and a male attendant just open the door on her. She's naked. And so I said, this is not anywhere near makes up for what happened. This doesn't make. Why don't you ask me?

So then someone else gets involved, right? Like a boss. And the boss says, oh, I'm sorry. I'm going to kick this up to, well, I'll tell you what they said. Let me go to my, go ahead. You want to say something about it, Kurt? I'm just, I'm like, I'm remembering how much I've gone off online and I got so mad at United. I told you I was saying real funny shit like about how United 93 into the towers was literally one of their best flights they've ever pulled off.

That's how bad their services shit like that and they put me on a no-fly just for United list and I had to talk on a red really The guy older guy he didn't even understand why I was on it. He goes alright He goes hold on he to call from a red phone on the desk. Yeah, I got his guy in the no-fly he goes And to tell him something he has you just want to tell him He has me in the red phone

Because I was trashing United so much, you know, they put me on a no fly lit and this flight I'm already supposed to get on paid for by the studio. They want me to commit that if they let me on the flight, I won't trash them when I get off the flight. I go, yeah, I definitely won't now.

Did they let you on? Yeah, I didn't try to. So this is what they, so they offered me a $200 discount on my next flight for that. I said, unfortunately, the compensation you're offering is lacking and insulting. I would have thought you would have asked me what I would like as a compensation for the injury I received. Offering me $200 is a slap in the face.

If you'd like to actually ask me what I think is fair compensation for the trauma and humiliation inflicted on me, I'm open to continuing this conversation. But if not, I will have no choice but to consult my lawyer and to share this humiliating experience with my viewers on YouTube and Rumble. Yeah. So, Jimmy, I'm so sorry to hear that you suffered because of your experience. I would like to escalate your case to make sure...

Your concerns are fully addressed. A case has been created for you. Here is the case number. Our team will reach out to you via email. If that is okay with you, can you please share your email? I shared it with them. Thank you. I will get this sent over to our team for that reply. Our team will respond as soon as possible. They still have not responded. This was... What day was this? Let me see what day this was. Um...

This was February 19th. They're figuring out if you have a case against them and stalling for time, escalate your case. You mean with a lawyer, moron? So they said, if you have any questions, please feel free to DM us. We are happy to assist. Thanks so much. And I said, hi, I have not heard from anyone. This was just last Thursday. So today's Monday. Do they know you have a show? I go, hi. I don't know. I go, hi, I haven't heard from anyone.

And they came back. Hi, Jimmy. The situation has been escalated to the customer advocacy team. It may take extra time for them to reach out to you. I am sure you would agree this is a sensitive situation. They will reach out to you via email as soon as they can. Well, they still haven't. Dude, make a big deal. So they still haven't. So some people have told me now via social media that, yes, flight attendants have a way to do this. And this has happened before.

And I'm like, not only the flight attendant even apologized to me. Lawsuit. Yeah, that's because it happens all the time. Lawsuit. Didn't even apologize. Why would you, you see the doors locked and you don't knock first. You just open it up. Why are you opening it? Wouldn't you knock first? Hey, someone's in here. I mean, if you're this unqualified, why aren't you flying the plane, ma'am? So I, let me, let me check. See if they got back to me today. Let me check. Let me check.

Uh, no. Alaska Airlines has not gotten back. Let me, let me do a search for Alaska Airlines. Nope. Um. Nope. You know what? Customer care. Let's put customer care. Uh, no, that was 219. Uh, here it is. Uh, thanks for sharing your concerns regarding your recent travel. It's our goal to make sure to make it up to you. We've included a discount code. That's when they gave me the discount code. That's the last I heard from them. Yeah. So it's like the help. They're going to give me a discount code. It's not a real airline. Okay.

And if they had just listened to what you wanted, what was it? Just ask me what I want. All you wanted to do was unlock the door in her and watch her shit. Is that so much? No, it wouldn't cost anything. Just a little bit of a courtesy and reciprocity. Ask me how you could make it right for me. Ask me what I would like to make it right. Now I got to tell all my fans on YouTube and Rumble.

And by the way, Alaska Airlines, so bad that they're able to make SNL funny. Watch this. You know how SNL hasn't been funny since, I don't know, John Belushi? But they finally figured out how to make it funny. Watch this. Oh, yeah.

As you may have heard, an Alaska Airlines flight had to make an emergency landing after a cabin door broke off. Here at Alaska, safety is our number one concern. But you gotta admit, look pretty cool. Plane flying around, no door. You know, everyone's screaming, cell phones whipping out into the sky.

It was awesome. That's why our new slogan is Alaska Airlines, you didn't die and you got a cool story. On the airlines, you can watch movies, but on Alaska, you're in the movie.

And if you think Alaska the state is cold, just wait till our plane's roof rips off. Since the incident, we're starting to make some changes. You know those bolts that, like, hold the plane together? We're going to go ahead and tighten some of those. We've also made a few small updates to our in-flight safety brochure.

And for extra precaution, we'll now be taking off with the inflatable slide already deployed. When people ask me where the emergency exits are, I'm like, "There, there, and in 10 minutes, probably there." You know how Hawaiian Airlines always gives out lays when you land? Well, we've got our own version.

Are we in Cleveland? Close. The Pacific Ocean. And to make everyone feel safer, we've hired Sully out of retirement. I don't know if I can do it again. He's a lot older now. I was on that flight. At the time, I was terrified. But now, I'm the coolest person at the office. Everyone stopping by my cubicle all want to know about that little boy whose shirt got sucked out the plane.

Some airlines give you a little wing pin when you get off the plane, but Alaska gives you a commemorative photo of your flight.

- This was $50. - For Fly Alaska. - Fly Alaska. - We're the same airline where a pilot tried to turn off the engine mid-flight while on mushrooms. Now we're so proud to say that's our second worst flight. The last airline still better than spirit. - Oh, you know that was the same. The guy tried to turn off the engine.

Well, it sounds like you were asking for a bit much, and maybe you should have went to a better airline. So this has gone on for quite a while, and they're not getting back to me. You got bigger problems than this? I guess so. I guess they do. All I wanted is for you to screw on the bolts tighter. All I wanted you to do is ask me, Jimmy, how can we make this right for you? That's all I needed someone from Alaska to say. How can we make this right for you? We need this door to patch up the hole on the side of the plane. Okay.

They're just like, you're kidding. I gotta take the door. Sorry to be interrupting you while you're on the toilet, but we need this door. Guys, I'm about to wrap up. Law officer here, Jimmy Dore, donating his privacy to fix the plane. That's crazy that that happened to me. I can't imagine if that happened to your mother or if it happened to your daughter.

And it was a male flight attendant and it happened to your daughter? Well, I guess it's okay because it happened to a dude, I guess, because I'm a guy and it's okay, I guess. She didn't even apologize. Didn't come over and offer me a free drink. Didn't say, hey, how can I do? Nothing. In fact, that flight attendant avoided me. She wouldn't even come by me. Now, the last time you flew commercial was in 1955 when they had meals in suits. Hey there, Jimmy. Do you remember that stuff? I come back from the...

Right. I go, you're not going to believe what just happened. Well, you know what? Everybody thought it was wrong to weigh the stewardesses and make sure they stay in a certain thing and you let standards drop and this is what happens. They need to be single, pretty, keep their weight, smile, all out the window. And now look, you shouldn't let the door open like an animal. Hey, become a premium member. Go to JimmyDoreComedy.com. Sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business. Freak out. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

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