CNN Host Kicks Trump Press Secretary Off Show!
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Hey, come see us on tour. I'll be in Davenport, Iowa, Las Vegas, Nevada, Chicago, Illinois, and Grand Rapids, Michigan. Go to JimmyDore.com for a link for tickets. Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this? What's up, Butternut? It's the captain of the debate team. Hi. Hey, Mr. President. How are things going? How's the preparations going for the big debate?

Jimmy, I couldn't be more prepared for this debate if I tried. And I have not tried. I'm going to be ready for every possible curveball they'll throw at me. Every angle. Every dirty trick from Trump. Every policy question. I'm ready for it all. I'm locked and loaded. I have become one with the debate. What would they say if they asked you about your age?

Oh, I don't really see that happening, honestly. I see. Yeah, CNN's been really great. It almost feels like they're favoring our side. Oh, really? I know that sounds like crazy talk. They laid down some really good rules this time. Rules? Rule number one, no audience. The last thing an equal and fair debate proceeding would possibly need is Donald Trump getting more claps than me. Yes, that would be very unfair.

Exactly. So it's just me and Trump in the CNN Atlanta studio, moderated by completely neutral CNN anchors Dana Bash and Jake Tapper, who are there to enforce rule number two. If you keep talking after the allotted time, they will cut your mic off. Meaning they will cut Trump's mic off.

Yeah, but the rule says either one, so it's fair. And the last rule is that our aides aren't allowed to come out and consult with us during the commercial breaks. Once the debate starts, we are on our own. Well, wouldn't that be awkward, just you and Donald Trump standing there in silence? I'm not worried about that, Jimmy.

Part of this debate prep for me has been establishing telekinetic lines of communication with my staff. PSP, Jimmy. Psychic communication. So they won't need to come out on stage and consult. Because we got a line in the sky. Are you serious? This is what you and your staff have been talking about the past week? Yes.

Not using words, Jimmy, but rather thoughts. That is to say, I've been hearing voices in my head talking to me, and I assume that's what's going on. Okay. Can you walk us through what your debate prep has been like?

Gosh, it's been grueling, Jimmy. I'm down to two naps a day and ready for this monster. Day in, day out, we eat, breathe, and shit our pants debate prep. Questions, issues, standing up. And they've even built a fake TV studio at Camp David resembling the one inside CNN. Why? Why?

So I won't become disoriented during the actual debate. I guess they're worried I'll walk out there and say, wait, this isn't Camp David. And they are right to be worried about that.

I bet they are. And I got to say, I've had no more stalwart companion and ally in this endeavor than my old friend Barack Obama. He's been there every step of the way, making sure I get put through my paces, there to pick me up as I stumble, a true ally. Yeah, from what I've gathered, President Obama is very anxious about your chances this November.

Well, you wouldn't be able to tell that by how he's been at Camp David. He's the most enthusiastic one there. He's the first one up and last one to go to bed. Constantly pacing around during question time. Let's run that one again. Let's run that one again.

The only time he's in a different room than me is when I can see him in the kitchen, having what appears to be a very tense, whispered conversation with my closest staff, at the end of which they all turn their heads and look directly at me. The last thing I see before I fall asleep on the couch. Interesting. Actually, hold on, Mr. President. I think I'm getting another call here. Oh? Jimmy Dore Show. Jimmy Dore speaking.

Hey, Jimmy, this is Barack Obama. Hello, Mr. President. We were just talking about you.

Oh, we were? Hi, Joe. How are you? Oh, I'm doing great, Brock. Thanks for asking. What are you calling in for? Well, you know, I just wanted to check in and make sure you were handling the phone call all right. See if you need any help with the phone call. Ha ha ha ha ha!

What the hell do you mean, help with the phone call? I can handle a goddamn phone call, for Christ's sake. Of course you can, Joe. Of course you can. Just touching base to make sure you know who you're talking to. Understand the questions.

Jimmy, would you say Joe is more or less in a state of understanding? Overall, I'd say yes. Yeah, she. That's great. That's great news. Sounds like today is a blue day. Remember how we said that some days have different colors than other days.

Oh yeah, yeah, no I do, yeah. Today's pretty blue. Mr. President!

Obama, Mr. President Obama, it sounds like you've been very involved in President Biden's debate prep. How would you say all that's been going? It's going pretty well, I'll say. You know, these processes all have their own unique challenges. Everyone involved here has been through this many, many times over the decades, and

And we all know to expect the unexpected. You simply can't get tied down to one particular outcome. What are we talking about? The debate, Joe. Still the debate.

Do you think the president will be ready by the time the debate rolls around, Obama?

I, uh, uh, you know, it'll be what it is. It'll be what it'll be. Uh, is anyone really totally prepared for these types of debates? No. Uh, is everything always perfect? Almost never. Uh, but I, I think what's important to remember here is that at the end of the day, the Joe Biden we get on that debate stage is

is the version of Joe at that debate. Does that make sense? Obama, remember how I said the color was blue? Well, now it's gray. It's a gray day now. Okay, so remember how we said on gray days you need to not communicate with the press or engage with the public? Yeah. Well, I think you need to say goodbye to Jimmy for now.

Bye, Jimmy, for now. Goodbye, Mr. President. Okay, other Mr. President, how do you really think he'll do? Oh, he's going to knock it out of the park, Jimmy. What the fuck do you think? Get out of here. Why did they agree to this? Why did they agree to this?

Oh. Oh.

Oh, now you get it. This whole thing is a snow show. So either you're going to start hearing from Hillary's supporter a whole lot more, or I better start working on a Gavin Newsom impression, if you catch my drift. Either way, we better get that Constitution amended to get rid of the two-term limit. I want in on this whole politicians never go away shit.

Third term, baby. Good God. You're telling me. One more thing before I go. You didn't hear none of this shit from me. Hillary would kill me her own damn self. Mums the word. Good luck, Mr. President. So this is Trump's press secretary. She gets invited on CNN and she's

Casey Hunt, watch how you say that. Don't say it fast. Don't say it fast. We've outed her many times. She's a huge establishment liar and a smear merchant. Casey? And so what she's doing...

She lied about Syria and she smeared Tulsi when Tulsi was telling the truth about Syria. There's things to disagree with Tulsi about. Her stance on Syria wasn't one of them. I wish I could cut you off for disrespecting my colleagues here. So watch this. She brings her on

She brings up the fact that the debate moderators are biased against Trump. And then when she tries to talk about it, she cuts her off. This is this is bizarre. And I'm going to what this is is actually a setup. Watch this. This is a Casey Hunt is setting up Trump's. This is a setup. Watch this.

themselves as professionals as they have covered campaigns and interviewed candidates from all sides of the aisle. I'll also say that if you talk to analysts of debates previous, that if you're attacking the moderators, you're usually losing. So I really. So let me just say when she says if you're attacking the moderate, she's saying that Trump is attacking the moderators of the debate.

And she says, if you're attacking the moderators, you're losing. Trump is winning. Just in case you haven't read the polls. You dumb hunt. In case you haven't read the polls, you dumb hunt. Trump is winning.

What does she think is going to help? So when what she's doing is proving Trump's point right now that CNN is biased. Of course they are. A hundred percent. You know, talking up Kamala, that's your only hope now. And so watch what she does. So she brings it up.

Casey Hunt brings it up to Trump's press secretary and then she shows Trump saying, watch this. Focus in on what these two men are going to do and say when they stand on the stage. Now, we have a little bit of what Donald Trump, your boss, has said in trying to set expectations for this debate. I want to play some of a series of his comments and then we'll talk about it. Watch.

Maybe I'm better off losing the debate. I'll make sure he says I'll lose the debate on purpose. Maybe I'll do something like that. I assume he's going to be somebody that will be a worthy debater. Should I be tough and nasty and just say you're the worst president in history? Or should I be nice?

And come and let him speak. So he's basically saying there, well, will I let Joe Biden win? It does seem as though many Republicans have set the bar very low in terms of arguing that Joe Biden is basically senile. So, no, what Trump means when he's saying that, he's also pretending not to understand when Trump is saying, should I let him win so that he doesn't drop out of the race?

Because Trump wants to be in the election against Biden. He doesn't want to be in against someone else. His first... His challenger of choice would be Joe Biden. So that's what he meant by there, and she's pretending not to. The only threat would be RFK Jr. in the debate. That's right. And she's pretending that they're sending... So it's...

She's just she's doing what a tool of the establishment does. She's lies, spins, piece of cake. Here, watch. You have people like Doug Burgum coming out and saying, well, President Biden's very accomplished, trying to set expectations in a different place. What do you expect from Joe Biden?

So she brought up to shoot his pants. So she literally brought up if you're attacking the moderators, you're probably lose. She brought up the fact about the moderators. And now she asked her this question and she starts to talk about that the moderators are biased because they are.

We just showed you in the previous segment, Dana Bash's husband, who's a moderator, was one of the 51 CIA people who said that Hunter's laptop was Russian disinformation. Why did he say that? To swing the election. He knew he was lying and to swing the election. Also, Jake Tapper.

Who's called Joe Biden compared Joe Biden to Hitler. I mean, compared Trump to Hitler over and over. So she's going to mention that she's not going to let her mention that this is a setup. She did that to set her up. Watch this.

Well, first of all, it's to take someone five minutes to Google Jake Tapper, Donald Trump, to see that Jake Tapper has consistently. Ma'am, I'm going to stop this interview if you continue to attack my colleagues. I would like to talk about Joe Biden and Donald Trump, who you work for. Yes. If you are here to speak on his behalf, I will have this conversation.

I am stating facts that your colleagues have stated in the past. Now, I'm sorry, guys, we're going to come back to the panel. Caroline, thank you very much for your time. You are welcome to come back at any point. Could you say that any huntier? Speak about Donald Trump and Donald Trump will have equal time to Joe Biden when they both join us now at next early later this week in Atlanta for this debate. Our thanks to Caroline. Right. So that's a set up.

So that's a setup. You remember the last time that CNN had Donald Trump on their show? They had to apologize. Remember they did a town hall and they had to apologize. Oh my God, I'm so sorry to everybody that we brought. We gave them a platform. We brought on Donald Trump. So this was set up so they can point to this.

And say, oh, look, we kicked off Trump's... Look how tough we are. Why did you platform Trump in a debate? That's a good... Wait, that's a good question. So that's what this is. And this is like... So she did that. She was given this mission. Casey Hunt didn't think of this herself. This was handed down to her producer. Her producer said, bring up the...

Trump saying that the moderators, the debate moderators are biased. And then as soon as she tries to actually tell you the truth about it, don't let her cut her off and kick her off the show. They probably got an earpiece in her to tell her because, you know, she don't have any ideas in her big pumpkin. And so what this woman was saying was it takes five minutes to Google Jake Tapper and Donald Trump and you'll see that they are biased. And she said, you know, you don't.

Don't attack my colleagues. But you can attack Donald Trump. What are you talking about? Don't attack. You made your colleagues the story when you said if you're attacking the debaters, you're losing. You made your colleagues the story. And no, people can't. People can't criticize. You got to attack them. I'm attacking her dipshit husband from the CIA. As professionals. So.

Oh, I'll show it one more time. It's to take someone five minutes to Google Jake Tapper, Donald Trump, to see that Jake Tapper has consistently. Ma'am, I'm going to stop this interview if you continue to attack my colleagues. And she knows she's lying and doing an op because watch how high her voice goes. I would like to talk about Joe Biden and Donald Trump, who you work for. Yes. And I will do that.

I am stating facts that your colleagues have stated in the past. Now, I'm sorry, guys, we're going to come back out to the panel. Caroline, thank you very much for your time. You are welcome to come back at any point. She is welcome to come back and speak about Donald Trump and Donald Trump will have equal time to Trump. OK, you see the banner about ISIS-K while they're talking. So you brought it up. And so so this is what that woman was going to say. Look what this this this is a moderator for Trump's debate. Listen to this.

- The dehumanizing rhetoric of Adolf Hitler is once again alive and well on a national political stage. This time, of course, in the United States. This time given life by former president and current Republican presidential front runner, Donald Trump.

Let's recognize this comment for what it is, a longstanding anti-Semitic trope that the true allegiance for Jews is to their religion rather than their country. It was used in Nazi Germany to justify the arrests, persecutions and mass killings, attempted extermination of the Jewish people. And Trump has been pushing this trope for years.

Talks about so let me just say this let me just say that Trump Trump doesn't like the Jews There's if Trump doesn't like the Jews then why does he get so much support from a Sheldon Adelson's widow precious Israel precious precious Israel he

He's more on board with the genocide than Biden, if that's possible. I think that's less bad than you ain't black by a few miles. And look, Jake Tapper, I would never say that Jake Tapper is worse than Hitler. Yeah. But Hitler was at least honest about his evil plans. That's fair. That's fair, Jimmy. No one can take that away. What? So, okay, so now let's watch Joe Biden say it. The blood of America is being poisoned.

Echoing the same exact language used in Nazi Germany. The dehumanizing... That's it. Oh my God. The dehumanizing rhetoric of Adolf Hitler. That is...

And just, I don't care how nice your home is. Jay Tapper's home is nicer. And why is that? Because he's willing to ignore what his eyes are telling him and to get that kind of money. That's why he's willing to lie. I think he was probably willing to do a lot worse. He's got a great view from his house, but he's got a shitty viewpoint. It sucks. It was probably near Keith Olbermann.

It probably is. It's overlooking Keith Olbermann. And by the way, fun fact, the Nazis were in turn echoing the eugenics language of the United States. Yeah, I knew that. A few of them used that as their defense at Nuremberg, and they got acquitted. That's true. They didn't use the just-followed-orders defense of Chris Cuomo. They went with, hey, we learned this from watching you, Dad, and they got off, the ones that said that. Somehow Trump isn't friendly enough to the Jews. Ha ha ha!

He's the one who moved the embassy to Jerusalem. He's the one who killed the Iranian general for them. By the way, Trump literally said none of those things. Biden is cripplingly senile. Ha ha ha!

You know who does say shit like that? That Biden said he said here. You know who does say shit like that? The Nazis that Biden is sending money in arms. They actually say stuff like that. Yeah, especially the blood poison. I don't think you're talking about the safe, effective vaccine, right? They're talking about other races moving into their country. Uh,

So here's Casey Hunt tweeted out. You come on my show. You respect my colleagues. What? Oh, gee. That's like saying you must respect Donald Trump. That's what the what? What? I have to respect your colleagues. Period. I don't care what side of the aisle you stand on as my track record. Oh, my God. First of all.

I always say the opposite. You come on my colleagues, you respect my show. How about that? This is so. So here she is. She said you cut off. So, by the way. So look, she look at all. She got ratioed on that. Forty six thousand replies to thirty four thousand likes.

So she got ratioed on it. And then she also gets ratioed by the woman she cut off. 74,000 likes. Whoa. It sounds like they don't respect your colleagues. You cut off my microphone for bringing up the debate moderator's history of anti-Trump lies. This proved our point that President Trump will not be treated fairly on Thursday. Yet he is still willing to go into this three-on-one fight to bring his winning message to the Americans. Oh, boy. Trump should rap.

This is as exciting as Mike Tyson... Jake Paul? Jake Paul fight. Yeah. This really is. I hope Biden doesn't get an ulcer. I hope everybody plays fair and has a great time. And by the way, this is her Twitter page. Her shaking hands with Biden. Well, that's not a conflict of anything. Are you kidding me? No. I mean, can you imagine...

This should be like evidence or in a case against CNN or something. Look at that. You know, crazy. Yeah, I guess you do know how crazy it is. I guess we all know. This is, this is Casey Hunt trying to be, uh, act pleasant about wondering why his hand is so wet. Yeah. And if that smell is what she thinks it is. So I think it's a mistake. So, um, I saw the, um, I think I saw Keaton Weiss make this point that, um,

It's a mistake for Trump to make it about the CNN moderators. He should just hit two points. Look how much eggs cost and the border. And no taxes on tips. Oh, by the way, I can't believe I don't have that story to do today.

Trump's going to get rid of taxes on tips. You know why? Trump's going to get rid of... That's been in place since 1982. I didn't even know they had that. Yes. So you have to now declare... So people who get tipped have to pay taxes on their tips. And Reagan did that? So that was during Reagan, but I think...

He must have had Democrats go along with him on it. Well, he's known there. You know, Reagan raised taxes. And I got to know that that's who he raised taxes on. Well, I like some waitress said this to Trump somewhere. I mean, you know, that's what happened. So that is what happened. Yeah. And so can you imagine how crazy that's going to make like you're more Cubans and shit? Because like.

That's tax-free money that just goes to some poor people if they can't get in on it. - Yeah. We don't get tipped. - Yeah, I'm telling you, I immediately know the feelings. Or you're just way angrier than the school loan thing.

that Biden was going to supposedly fake payback. That's like a noise. He didn't even run through an oligarch. So Trump should run on, he should, during the debate, he should bring that up, that he's going to cut taxes on tipped wages, the border, and how much eggs cost. That's all he should talk about. Inflation. I would say releasing the Epstein and Foley that he promised to do. Maybe that, but if he makes it about

If the headline the next day is Trump spars with CNN moderator, that's a lose for him. Oh, they're going to try to spar with him. That's what's going to happen. They're going to try to get him to fight them. Yes. So they're going to try to take the focus. If Biden doesn't appear. And then they'll cut his mic. And then they'll cut his mic. So Chris Caneo says they're so weak they need to cut microphones when people repeat their colleagues' words.

Yeah. Casey Hunt was so triggered by his words being repeated on their air that she needed to cut her off. They're so weak. Again, I think it was a setup.

I think you're dead right. It's to set up the thing. He's like, oh, is he going to be attacking my colleague? And the colleagues will try to start it so Biden can shit his pants. And then they can show it to their shit. You know, they're there. Three viewers. There are three remaining viewers in George Takai. George Takai is not going to watch. And they could go, look, we kicked off Trump's thing off. See, we hate them.

We're not being nice to Trump. We hate them. So here is Riley Gaines said insane. The silent they silence you when they know they can't refute your points. Total foreshadowing of what will happen on the debate stage Thursday. But the American people are opening their eyes. That got 19,000. Fun fact about Hitler. He didn't delay weapons shipments to Ukraine. That's right.

Here, Molly says, CNN, our host could lie about Donald Trump being a Russian asset or a thousand other lies. But if you state what we've said, we will immediately remove you from the program. Do they think they're harming Trump? Because, honest to God, I don't want to like Russia. I don't.

I never had a good opinion of Russia. I can't believe the level these people make you want to root for Russia all the time with the way they talk. First of all, is Russia the one who revealed all that shit about Hillary? Thank you, Russia. Great job. Thank you for your service. If Russia did that, thank you.

Did Russia keep Hillary from getting elected? Thank you, Russia. Cat Turd says, LOL, everything she said was true and you showed zero respect to your guest. And please quit pretending to be fair. You're a paid propagandist for the Democratic Party. 45,000 likes. So everybody's ratioing Casey Hunt. Oh, that was a meme that I... And tell your brother Mike he's a...

The red-headed libertarian says, oh, spare us your righteous indignation, Casey. Your guest arrived with evidence that aged like hot milk for CNN. You needed to silence her immediately by any means necessary and did a shit job at it. It's not disrespectful to quote your co-workers. It is to censor your guests. Yeah, your co-workers are cunts. I'll say it about them, not you. I like how Casey brought back the word ma'am. Ma'am, please, ma'am.

Viva Frye, friend of the show, says you invite people on your show and then dictate what they can and can't say. You're a pathetic piece of trash. Piers Morgan will sit there and take it like a respectful host. I got to give it to him. Let's watch this.

Welcome to Obama tapped my phone island. Population, President Trump. The White House saying the president has no regrets about his fact-free claim that then-President Obama tapped his phone last year, even though just about everyone else in the city in the know are...

Not true or that they've seen nothing that can support the accusation. Okay, so that's a lie. Jake Tapper's lying. Donald Trump was proven correct about that. Not only did they tap his phone, but the FBI had to lie to the FISA court to get that tap on Donald Trump's phone. They had to lie to the FISA court one time.

Two times, three times, four times, five times, six times, 17 times documented. I didn't see the teen coming in that. 17 times the FBI lied to the FISA court so they could tap Donald Trump's whole campaign's phone. And they still didn't get anything real. And they still didn't get anything real. I never even thought Trump was this innocent the whole time. I figured he was guilty of something.

And so when Jake Tapper says this, he's the one spreading this information. Welcome to Obama tapped my phone island population, President Trump. The White House saying the president has no regrets about his fact-free claim that then-President Obama tapped his phone last year, even though just about everyone else in the city in the know. Everybody else in the city? In Washington? You prick!

So I just I just I just want to show you this. This is when the vague went after the CNN host for lying about Russiagate and nobody ever having to pay a price for that ever. You think the Democrats and we've got Kristen Welker here. You think the Democrats would actually hire Greg Gutfeld to host a Democratic debate?

They wouldn't do it. And so the fact of the matter is, I mean, Chris, I'm going to use this time because it's actually about you in the media and the corrupt media establishment. Ask you the Trump Russia collusion hoax that you pushed on this network for years. Was that real or was that Hillary Clinton made up disinformation? Answer the question. Go. This is how we get our country back.

And that's the idiot smile. You know, Ann can't throw some apology for that thing she said. So that's the idiot smile of a complete tool, bought and paid for, zero integrity, no dignity whatsoever.

This is a professional hire. This is a prostitute for the establishment. That's what she is. They're all Chris Cuomo when you confront them with what they said. That's right. They're all like, I just did what I was told. That's why you can't really yell at them because it's the stinking deep state that's making them do it. These are obvious puppets.

I don't even believe they even have regular thought. I think they get turned off and on. So this person could say that the president is a traitor to our country night after night after night and working with a foreign country against our own country. She can make that's the worst. That's the worst thing you could be as a president, as a traitor to your own country, working against your own country in in in collusion.

With a foreign entity that's an enemy to our country. And she said it nonstop for years and years. And that's way worse than anything, any name I could call her. Well, as you know, Jimmy, the KGB for many years, their classic operation was to make Hunter Biden smoke crack. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Vivek Ramaswamy, he swung that family wagon right around and drove it right back home, just like Dad used to threaten us with on family trips. He goes, now you answer. We should know what to say. Now you answer. He dropped that question right in the lap of the ones actually running the country, the people who form American opinion. Wow, she looks as bright as a guy who dates Fannie Willis.

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It's the most affordable premium program in the business, and it's a great way to help put your thumb back in the eye of the bastards. Thanks for everybody who was already a premium member, and if you haven't, you're missing out. We give you lots of bonus content. Thanks for your support. Supreme Court rejects censorship lawsuits, so they had a lawsuit. Yes.

That, well, here it is. The Supreme Court ruled 63 in Murthy versus Missouri that the plaintiffs, including social media users and two states, lack standing to sue the federal government over allegations of pressuring social media companies to censor content during the COVID-19 pandemic and the 2020 election.

So the reason what they did was they said, oh, you don't have standing. So they didn't actually try the case or hear the merits of the case. They said the people who are bringing this case about being censored, they didn't have any injury from being censored that they could prove. So they couldn't sue.

That's basically, correct me if I'm wrong, again, I'm a C student, but that's what I took away from this. That's our defamation lawsuit. That's a censorship thing, isn't it? Yeah, but they're saying that- That's how defamation works. But they're saying that, yes, I agree. So let's go back to this. It says-

uh pressuring social media companies to censor content during the covid 19 pandemic and the 2020 election justices alito thomas and gorsuch dissented only three yeah arguing that you would think it'd be a lot more it's supposed to be a right-wing court what yeah what oh the one who doesn't know what a woman is how'd she vote let me guess let me guess

arguing that the case was one of the most significant free speech issues to reach the court in years. So those three justices said it was the most significant free speech case to reach the court in years and criticized the majority for sidestepping the issue. That's what they did. They sidestepped the issue.

The decision was based on the plaintiff's inability to prove they were directly harmed by the government's actions. Despite evidence of government officials pressuring social media platforms to remove what they deemed as misinformation. So now I've seen lots of...

Wait, who's the one who they had that whole big kerfuffle over with that bullshit thing that he had a party? Remember? I think that's Alito. No, it's not Alito. I thought the flag upside down. No, no, no. That's hilarious. No, the one where that chick came out and said, we're at a party, and then he jumped on me. Oh, that was, yeah. Oh, that guy went against this, too. Yeah, that piece. Wow. So that guy went on the side of the shit lib establishment. Well, you almost threw him away.

Wow. Wow. Wow. What's his dumb name? It's like Irish or something. What is that guy? He was the last white male put on the Supreme Court. What's his name, Misha? Can you look it up?

Are you telling me, Kurt, that our social media platform is actually working for the powerful elites to control the population and their thoughts and opinions? Why are you saying that, Jimmy? Just because DARPA invented this? What? You mean the internet? The whole thing. The whole thing. When are people going to realize that an actual line on a safari is not cute and adorable?

Oh, Kavanaugh. Fuck you, Kavanaugh. I hope they do protests at your house. Wow. Turns out that the same people who created LSD to control humanity accidentally freed them up again briefly before they made the thing they invented illegal. So...

Here, let's look at some. Charlie Kirk says this 63 Supreme Court ruling backing the Biden administration's coercion of social media companies effectively means the government can censor Americans constitutionally protected speech so long as they outsource it to a third party. Unbelievable. Alito's dissent is spot on. This is Alito's dissent. We should get we should have had Matt Max. What's his name? Matt Taibbi on today. I wonder if he'll still come on our show.

That is regrettable. This is what Alito said. What the officials did in this case was more subtle than the ham handed censorship found to be unconstitutional in Vulo. But it was no less coercive. And because of the perpetrators high positions, it was even more dangerous. It was blatantly unconstitutional. And the country may may come to regret the court's failure to say so.

It was on it. So they they just won't hear this case because if they hear this case, they'll have to say what the government was doing was unconstitutional because it is. I like that they can outsource it to a third party, which is how we do our psyops and make our COVIDs. Yes. Eric, back to this.

If a coercive campaign is carried out with enough sophistication, it may get by. Or not that much. That is not a message the court should be sending. Well, we've received it a long time ago, so you're good on that.

Here's what Simon Ateba, a friend of the show, he said, outrage Justice Samuel Liddle explodes after, that sounds like a porn, explodes after Supreme Court dismisses case.

against Biden's White House pressuring social media companies to censor what they deem disinformation during COVID and the 2020 election. Says America might regret the decision, says White House pressure cannot be dismissed as mere persuasion. In dissenting, Justice Alito was joined by Thomas and Gorsuch.

And here's some more of, so Simon Atteva says, note, Justice Alito expressed significant concern about the extent of government influence on social media platforms, emphasizing that the interactions went beyond mere encouragement and ventured into coercion. The government's pressure tactics, which included threats...

of adverse regulatory action cannot be dismissed as mere persuasion. So the government... We call it a nudge over BlackRock. So, yeah. So right now, social media companies can't be sued. So if you're censoring, that makes you a publisher. Now, when someone sues somebody for slander or libel in a book, they sue the publisher because that's who's got the money. They don't sue the library. They don't sue the bookstore.

They sued the person who wrote it and the publisher. So there's a special carve out for social media companies that allow them to be seen as the bookstore, even though they're publishers. Because when you're censoring, you're publishers. So it's called Section 220. Yeah, right. Trump threatened to take that away from them. So what he's saying here, Alito, is that the government is threatening to take that protection away from them.

If they don't censor the way the government wants. Right. And that's the world you're living in. And that's the world that Democrats are all for. And turns out lots of Republicans on the Supreme Court, too. Turns out turns out the establishment's for it. It turns out it's a lot more corruption than you thought all the way up and not in the alley. Like, that's why you're dumb to take a side of Republican or Democrat, because their majority are all against you. They're against you. So did I read the part? Yeah.

So here's the next note. The dissent argued that the majority miscarriage. So Gorsuch, Thomas and Alito argued that the majority mischaracterized the plaintiff standing, asserting that the connection between government actions and social media censorship was sufficiently established.

The majority's demand for concrete evidence of causation in each instance of censorship overlooks the broader pattern of government pressure and its chilling effect on free speech. So these motherfuckers at the Supreme Court were saying there wasn't concrete. That's what the Twitter files were. They exposed this whole thing. I called it a nothing burger, Jimmy, as you. Yeah, right. The thing we all say in the media because we're not idiots. It's a nothing burger. Nothing burger. Nothing burger.

Note the dissent, meaning Gorsuch, Thomas and Alito, emphasized the potential chilling effect of government actions on free speech, warning that the ruling could embolden future governments efforts to suppress dissenting views. Quote, this ruling effectively grants the government a free pass to continue its campaign of suppression, threatening the foundational principles of free expression. OK, let's see.

No, no. Justice Alito argued that judicial intervention is necessary to prevent further government overreach, to prevent further government overreach in influencing social media moderation policies. Quote, judicial oversight is imperative to safeguard against the encroachment of government on the marketplace of ideas. You know,

Hey, how much you want to bet word came down from the inner agency? Yeah, from the seat. Yeah. So here's a little bit more. The dissent highlighted ongoing evidence of government influence over social media platforms, pointing to continued communications and pressure tactics. The record is replete with instances of continued government engagement with social media companies, underscoring the persistent nature of their cohesion. So those those are.

So the six justices are saying there isn't enough evidence that this is happening? Are they really saying that? They're doing the thing that every media outlet would do. It's not censorship if a corporation does it. A business can do what they want, except if they're not doing what I want, then the government should tell them to. So Simon Atiba says, I'm surprised some people on social media have not yet paid attention to what just happened. Why would you be surprised?

The Supreme Court made a horrible decision today. The White House can pressure Twitter to take down some content deeming it false or disinformation under the threat of taking away their protection from being sued. That's the thing people miss. It's not just White House pressuring. It's White House threatening that if you don't do this, we're going to take away your protection and then your social media company is going to get sued and you're going to go bankrupt.

What do you think that all these tech, all these little tech jerk offs, you don't think they have to go to Bilderberg and come filing in and they go, are you doing the thing? And they have to all pay tribute and then promise you some shit they don't want to do. Like that dipshit Jack from Twitter. Boy, he really gets that guy. Jack really gets away with pretending he's a dipshit.

Yeah, I don't know anything. I don't know. I didn't know. I think he's very well threatened, and I think that Indian bro with him was his minder at Rogan. Oh. 100%. You could tell how he was like kind of resented it, and he was telling, yeah, Elon, you should buy this because it's not cool what they did. Like you could see the whole situation. He's on charge of shit. These are all things that came out of DARPA that I don't even believe these guys even came up with the initial ideas anymore beyond the stupid names.

Like Facebook, that was a DARPA project called, we had Whitney Webmon talking about it, right? Yeah. LifeLog. And then they canceled LifeLog the day Facebook came out. Meanwhile, that creep from Facebook, I'm watching him give speeches like, well, I was human once. I mean, I was always a human. That's a real quote. You saw that? No. He literally, I'm sure it was just a slip of the tongue. ♪

So now that Julian Assange is freed, every asshole who slandered him and smeared him are trying to memory hole their smears and slanders. Like Cenk Uygur from the world's loudest online...

news show, which it's not, which it's not. Those are all fake. Most of those are fake subscribers that they paid for. I'll guarantee you. Because he gets, what did they get? 5,000 people watching his live stream. We get 25,000. All I know is saying his name feels racist. Yes. So he says, I hate that Julian Assange had to plead guilty to a crime he definitely didn't do. His real crime was journalism.

And there's nothing you'll be punished more for in America. Don't break this. That's why he'll never be punished. He'll never be punished. Don't break the illusion, but thrilled that I'm thrilled. He'll be a free man. Finally. Well, you want to see what he actually thinks of Julian Assange? This is what he's trying to. This is when he was repeating.

CIA and FBI smear pieces about and talking points about Julian Assange repeating them instead of debunking them. I debunked it in the same studio before he did this. And then Jake comes on the studio and listen to what he says about Julian Assange. Well.

Obviously, it's hard to tell who's telling the truth here. But lately, I have to confess that WikiLeaks has not had an astounding record. First of all, WikiLeaks has an astounding record. They've never had those letters down from Hillary's email. But when you say I have to confess, what do you mean you're not confessing? You're making an accusation that's a smear.

You're not confessing. I have to confess. Confessing was when you said you'd legalize bestiality. Yeah, that's confessing. Confessing is when you said you would legalize having sex with a horse. I mean, if you're giving pleasure to the horse, I have to confess. I don't see a problem. There we go.

You know, the way that Assange seems to be backing Donald Trump over and over and over again, it makes me very seriously question Assange's efforts to actually be a journalist and not to be a partisan. And I get it.

Oh, exposing Hillary is backing Trump. And now Cenk, not supporting Israel, is backing the Nazis. Right, Cenk? You don't like that? So he just said that he got in trouble for doing journalism, and here he is saying that he's not doing journalism. It wasn't astounding journalism.

I get why he hates the Democrats. They're trying to put him in prison. But at the same time, toe the line for them still. So he gets, here's, Earhead Anna actually makes a point here because Cenk says that I get why he hates the Democrats because the Democrats are trying to put him in prison. And Anna says, let's be clear about that. And now the Republicans are too. Trump was the one. Trump was the one.

who got him put in that Belmarsh prison. So as Trump is imprisoning Julian Assange, dickhead Cenk, tool of the establishment, who took $20 million from Hillary Clinton donors, is now saying that Julian Assange is working for Trump, the guy who just put him in prison. That's what he's saying. Who was that fat CIA fuck that wanted to kill... And even this airhead has to correct him.

I think she's voting for Trump now, right? She left the left. She stopped being a Democrat. And it gets worse. Listen to this. And they have been in the past. But it seems like Assange has picked a side. And look, it makes me question his reporting. And so...

And so that's the situation we're in now. So now is he just leaking things that he gets and no matter what, in which case I would respect that. Or is he selectively leaking based on his political motives? Now that that suspicion is out there and it's real and it's possible, well, now I'm concerned that it can't be trusted.

Wow. So now he says Julian Assange can't be trusted. But now that everybody knows, even Chris Hayes and Rachel Maddow admit that he's a journalist and that he should. He's like, oh, oh, I'm sorry. I hate that he had to plead guilty to something he didn't do. His real crime was journalism. You just said he wasn't doing journalism. Did your nephew call you a fascist for this? Yeah.

Don't break the illusion, but thrilled that he'll be a free man. Finally. Don't break the illusion. What? What illusion? Everybody knows you. You're happy that he'll be. You said he was. You said he couldn't be trusted. You said he wasn't true. You said he was working for Trump. Well, he said he could beat up Joe Rogan, too.

Journalism is one crime Cenk Uygur will never be accused of. I mean, we said it already, but say it a lot because it's crazy he just said that. And then remember when they were spreading the smears about Julian Assange being that Ecuador wanted him out because he's... He wouldn't clean scoop his cat box. Well, watch them repeat this. Watch how this woman...

This, again, another tool of the establishment on purpose who lies to her own people, pretending that she's fine. Here she is going to smear the best journalist of our generation who was in prison. Boy. In an Ecuadorian embassy, couldn't leave a tiny little room for six years, and she laughs about it. What happened? She laughs about it. Let's watch. Watch how she laughs about it. So we accidentally learned that Julian Assange has been indicted.

So not only that, we might have actually just complicated a very, very fracturous diplomacy that's going on right now because there is a lot of back behind the scenes negotiations going on between the U.S., the U.K. and Ecuador. Ecuador is completely sick of Julian Assange. They want him to get the heck out of there. They want him out. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's to the point where. He's been there for six years.

Did you hear her? Yeah. Did you hear her giggle like a fucking idiot? Yeah. That the number one journalist who's being prosecuted, who has to pass to hold up in an embassy or else go to Belmarsh because he revealed war crimes. He actually did journalism, something she'll never do.

Look at how she's giggling. Oh, he's been in there for six years. I'm going to play it again. Try not to talk. I don't want him out. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's to the point where. He's been there for six years. Not only is that, but a Julian Riffey. Good one. What the fuck? The fact that anybody still watches this show. Shame on you. Shame on you for watching tools like this. Shame on you.

Can you I honest that's almost worse than what Cenk did laughing that a guy is imprisoned in an embassy because he actually did journalism. And now you're just going to slander and smear him and giggle that he's imprisoned of Julian Assange. They want them to get the heck out. They want him out. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's to the point where he's been there for 16.

Not only is that, but Julian refuses to clean up his cat's litter box. He is like, in court filings, they're having major lawsuits against each other because Julian refuses to clean his room. He's a grown man. He's like in his 40s, and the man will not clean his room and clean up after his cat. He also refuses to shower. Between that and those Swedish raves, I'm serious. It's real.

That's a 40 millionaire worth $40 million, as she says this, giggling over a journalist being prosecuted and forced to live in a prison.

She's giggling over it because he did journalism, because he did us all a favor and told the truth and exposed the lies and the war crimes of the war machine and the imperialists. And she and they repeat like fucking mindless idiots that they are. They repeat a slander smear from the FBI and the CIA about him.

In the know, people say it. It gets worse. It's disgusting. Is it as disgusting as Iraq? What in the hell? What's disgusting is that people watch this show for news. Do you think it's true? That's what's disgusting. I'm sure they didn't make it up like that Swedish rape case that was fake. What's disgusting is that people will still treat these people...

Like they're not the pieces of shit that they are. Well, you say that, Jimmy, but this is the moment Kyle Kalinske fell in love. That is when Kyle Kalinske fell in love. He heard that beautiful laugh of hers. Everybody should.

So we accidentally learned that Julian Assange has been indicted. So not only that, we might have actually just complicated a very, very fractious diplomacy that's going on right now. Because there is a lot of back behind the scenes negotiations going on between the U.S., the U.K., and Ecuador. Ecuador is completely sick of Julian Assange. They want them to get the heck out of there. They want him out, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's to the point where... He's been there for six years.

Not only is that, but Julian refuses to clean up his cat's litter box. He is like, in court filings, they're having major lawsuits against each other because Julian refuses to clean his room. He's a grown man. He's like in his 40s and the man will not clean his room and clean up after his cat. He also refuses to shower more than once a week. What? Yeah, it's disgusting. So you know, he's a man in his 40s.

You know, now he's in his 50s because he spent the last 12, 14 years on the run because he did journalism. Is that also funny? That his entire 40s he spent in a prison? He spent six years in Belmarsh? Is that also funny? I bet it is. I bet that's what they... I bet they...

They read articles about Julian Assange's cat box and giggle. He's been in there for six years. It's not as funny as Hillary's emails, but it is pretty funny. What in the fuck is possibly funny about that? Well, these are two rich kids. You get that, right? These are two jerk off. Washington, D.C. breeds. Hipsters were a thing in New York. When I played D.C., they were like house of cards larva. That's what I would call them.

And that's what they're like little giggling like how Chris edges said it's like court gossip. That's what they sound like They should powdered wigs That's what they're doing that's well to do rich kids probably from Georgetown I don't know I'm gonna hazard a guess

And that's because everything's game theory, these dipshits. And so they don't think about the actual damage to real people by the policies of the jerk offs they were around. Right. But they would give the benefit of the doubt to for some reason, I guess, because they live there. They don't think about like how it would fuck up real people at all, at all. So that's what it is.

I mean, they're young there, right? Who's Crystal and Buck? Is Saga filling in for Buck? Who the hell was that? Rising with Crystal and Buck, it says. How long ago was this? Where does it say that? Rising with Crystal and Buck. So that's like a... That was her first host that she had with her, and then she brought in Saga. Look right under Rising, Mr. Doerr.

I see it. Buck. Yeah, who the hell is Buck? That was one of the first hosts that was on the show with her. He's been there for six years. I'm a horrible person, but I fooled a lot of people. Well, you know, she got run out of an election for being cool, as far as I'm concerned. Sucking on a reindeer nose on a party. Cool chick. And you don't have any bitterness towards this establishment? No. You're just still like, oh, they're still good, even if they took a thing that shouldn't have been a thing against me.

They're still good people. That is fucking gross. And I don't want, and I won't let people forget it. Hey, become a premium member. Go to JimmyDoreComedy.com. Sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business.

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