Hey, come see us on tour. We'll be in Tempe, Arizona, Burbank, California, and we're going to be in Honolulu, January 11th. Go to JimmyDore.com for a link for tickets. Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this? Hey, Jimmy. This is Governor Tim Walz. How the hell are you? Oh, brother. Hi, Governor. Now, hold on. I know last time we spoke, you got a little hot under the collar. Yeah. Yeah.
And that's the last thing I want from these little chaps. I want us to get along like French fries and ketchup, you and me. I don't want any acrimony here. Let's just have fun. Let's just have a good time. Okay.
So I'll avoid talking politics or saying anything that might set you off or bum you out. I mean, heck, what the hell do I know about all that politics stuff anyways? I'm just a straight white man. I say let's give the ladies a turn to be in charge. Oh, God damn you.
Okay. See right there, that's exactly... Okay, okay, got it, got it, sorry. Clawing self-abnegation to win progressive points is an irritating tactic. Gotcha. Yes. So enough of that. So we can talk about anything. Anything you want, just so you don't get mad. Anything? Anything at all.
Okay, let's see. As long as it's not hate speech or misinformation. But that goes without saying. Those are big no-nos. Okay, hold on a minute. Who determines what is hate speech or misinformation?
The government. Yeah. You know, we all we all know this. This is boilerplate. So so go on. Pick a topic. Oh, boy, I'm excited. I don't want to steer the boat here, but I'm just going to say I wouldn't hate it if you picked the whole corn huskers. I don't get I don't engage in hate speech or Mr. Misinformation, Mr. Governor, but I have been accused of both.
I don't like the idea of either my critics or the government deciding what I can or can't say. That's why free speech is so important. Well, I have some news for you. Oh, what's that? Well, before we get to whatever fun topic we're going to talk about, let me just clear this up real quick. Free speech protects some speech, but not hate speech or misinformation. Are you kidding me? It most certainly does.
Nope. Sorry. There are limits to free speech. You can't yell fire in a crowded theater or incite a riot. Yes. Clear and present danger. We all know this. So, yes, over the years, limitations have been added. And hate speech and misinformation are two that I decided to add. The courts decided these things. That individual politician...
Well, once I'm vice president, Kamala and I will have powers that will make it so we can effectively penalize people for speech that we don't care for. Oh, I just had a great idea for a fun topic. Magic. How do they do that stuff? All right.
Hold on. Are you just publicly saying, Jimmy, I saw a magic show at a Riverboat casino in Iowa once, one of the Quad Cities. I forget which one. And it absolutely blew me away. Jimmy, have you ever seen a really amazing magic show? Yeah, I don't want to talk about magic, Governor. Are you really saying it will be part of your administration's agenda to limit free speech?
I guess free speech is the topic then. Well, Jimmy, most of our fan base, they're not a bunch of free speech heads, to say the least. Hell, I bet most of the women and half of the men voting for us think someone should go to jail for calling a woman a bitch. So I don't think we're going to lose a lot of support camping down on hate speech or Russian disinformation. However, we may choose to define it. But free speech is a constitutional right. Right.
You know, Jimmy, sometimes I hear people say that the First Amendment isn't there to protect speech we like, but to protect speech we don't like. That never made a whole lot of sense to me. Why wouldn't we want to get rid of speech we don't like? Okay, the purpose of you calling was to have a conversation where I didn't get mad. Somehow you've managed to make me even madder than I thought I could be at you. That's really a pretty amazing achievement, I gotta say.
Aw shucks, thanks Jimmy. Sort of like a... magic trick? Yeah, I'm not talking to you about magic! God damn it. Well, alright. Jimmy, I figured I might as well level with the American people. Better clean up your act. Look what's going on in the UK. Those guys and gals have the right idea. And if you think I'm being hyperbolic, bear in mind the guy who wrote this sketch had the FBI pay him a personal visit over a tweet.
Yeah, and I guess it's fair to assume that most of this will be aimed at your political enemies, right? Oh, sure. After all, they're the bad people. Anyway, I should probably go. I get the sense that you're really mad at me for some reason. I guess because I was pushing the magic thing too hard. Sorry about that. Also, we have a Kamala-led staff meeting here in a few. I need to just take some time before those...
When she's in a bad mood, yikes. She says some things that no one should ever say to anybody. But what are you going to do? She's the boss. Oh, God.
Did you hear about this story? This will show you how much control over our news media that AIPAC has and the Israel lobby.
A reporter slams Jake Tapper and Dana Bash for false charge of anti-Semitism against Rashid Tlaib. You're spreading lies. And you know how much it bothers me to stick up for Rashid Tlaib because she lies all the time. She lied about forced to vote. She lies about the Democrats. There isn't a thing she hasn't lied about. But she is standing up for the people of Palestine. You know why? Because she's Palestinian. That's the one thing she'll do.
But now they're trying to paint her. That's the one thing she'll stand up against the Democratic Party on is the Palestine-Israel issue. And the only reason is because her parents are straight from Palestine. So they're calling her anti-Semitic, right? But you have to remember now, virtually everything out of your mouth or in your mind is anti-Semitic, just so you know that. It's anti-Semitic for me to even say something's anti-Semitic, I'm pretty sure.
It's anti-Semitic to criticize anti-Semite. The word anti-Semitic, it's crazy. You can't get out of it. If your aunt comes to visit you and she's Semitic, you can't call her anti-Semitic. There will be consequences. That's all I'm saying. During an interview with Detroit Metro Times reporter Steve Neveling, Neveling, I'll say Neveling.
Rashid Tlaib criticized. Here's the story. She criticized the Michigan attorney general, Dana Nessel, for filing charges against pro-Palestinian protesters at the University of Michigan.
The representative claimed the charges set a dangerous precedent, meaning Tlaib. Tlaib, the representative. Tlaib claimed the charges. What a horrible writing at Mediaite. The representative claimed the charges set a dangerous precedent and claimed Nestle's agency may have possible biases considering the fact that she hadn't charged demonstrators for other causes. So she hadn't.
charged anybody for any of the other demonstrations. They could demonstrate for clean air or free water or... The comment has been criticized by some, including CNN's Jake Tapper and the Anti-Defamation League, as anti-Semitic. It wasn't. Tapper has also repeatedly claimed that Tlaib accused Nessel of being biased because she is Jewish. So the Attorney General is Jewish...
They're saying that Rashid Tlaib said she's biased because she's Jewish. That's not what she said. So they're making that up so they could call her an anti-Semite. Tlaib did not mention the attorney general's religious beliefs anywhere in the full quote. So let's listen to Jake Tapper. But do you think Attorney General Nassar
But do you think Attorney General Nessel is not doing her job? Because Congresswoman Tlaib is suggesting that she shouldn't be prosecuting these individuals that Nessel says broke the law and that she's only doing it because she's Jewish. That's not what she said. So that's Jake Tapper spreading misinformation. Is that misinformation or disinformation? I don't know what the difference is. But anyway.
And the protesters are not. That's quite... Remember, the biggest liars are the government. The second biggest liar is the corporate news media. Here he is, blatantly lying. And it's because he always carries water for Israel. That's why. Quite an accusation. Do you think it's true?
Like I said, Jake, I'm not going to get in the middle of this argument that they're having. You're not going to tell the truth about it? You're not going to clear it up? You're going to keep letting Jake Tapper just repeat the lie? Okay. So there's Jake Tapper lying. On Monday, the guy who did the interview with Rashid Tlaib, who they're all referring to that she said the anti-Semitic thing, he came out and said, you guys are all lying about this story. I was the reporter.
Fact check, Rashid Tlaib did not say Nassau charged pro-Palestinian protesters because she's Jewish. That's the guy who did the interview. Is it anti-Semitic to point out that someone else is lying about you? Maybe.
Here's his tweet. He says the false claims from state Senator Jeremy Allen Moss, attorney general Dana Nessel, CNN, a J Insider and the ADLs Greenblatt were based on an interview I did with U.S. Representative Rashid Tlaib. I know what was said during the interview and it was not what was characterized. So here we go.
Later that day, Tapper posted a statement from Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer condemning the narrative that Nessel would make charging decisions based on her religion as opposed to the rule of law. Again, they're just making this up. Under that tweet, Neveling addressed Tapper directly with a link to his article fact checking the media's response to it.
Governor Whitmer's statement just now, the suggestion that Attorney General Nessel would make charging decisions based on her religion as opposed to the rule of law is anti-Semitic. Attorney General says these guys are just hilarious. It's like when they called Bernie a sexist and then they called Trump a sexist. Well, then that doesn't mean anything. So that's what they're doing to anti-Semitic. Now, anti-Semitic is like a joke. It's like a joke to call someone anti-Semite now. It's like a joke.
Attorney General Nessel has always conducted her work with integrity and followed the rule of law. We must all use our platform invoices to call out hateful rhetoric and racist tropes. Wow.
So here's that guy. I'm the reporter who interviewed Rashida Tlaib. She never said Nestle did this because she's Jewish. Never. You're spreading lies. He's telling Jake Tapper and Gretchen Whitmer. Later in the day, Neveling slammed CNN's Dana Bass for her analysis of the situation. Dana Bass. Here's what she said. And now to a sad reality, and that is anti-Semitism is everywhere. And it comes from both ends. It's everywhere.
First of all, it's not everywhere. And that's because you're conflating anti-Zionist sentiments with anti-Semitism. You can hate Zionism and be against Israel and not be an anti-Semite. Those are two, those are different, totally different things. But that's because she's conflating it. And she's, they're all lying about what Rashida Tlaib said.
And now to a sad reality, and that is anti-Semitism is everywhere. And it comes from both. Dana, is anti-Semitism in the room with us right now? That's my question.
of the political spectrum. But politicians sometimes sidestep calling it out when it comes from a member of their own party. We saw two examples on State of the Union yesterday. First, with Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, when my co-anchor, Jake Tapper, asked about a Democratic congresswoman's accusation that the state's Jewish attorney general was letting her religion influence her job. They're just making that up. Again, do you see how this happens? Do you see how this is just like Ivermectin is horse to wormer?
The is safe and effective. This is not how it happens. This is how about Ukraine is a victim. Do you think that to leave suggestion that Nestle's office is biased was anti-Semitic?
Listen, Jake, you know what? All I can say is that I know that our Jewish community is in pain, as is our Palestinian and Muslim and Arab communities in Michigan. Congresswoman Tlaib is suggesting that she shouldn't be prosecuting these individuals that Nessel says broke the law, and that she's only doing it because she's Jewish and the protesters are not. That's quite an accusation. Do you think it's true? Like I said, Jake, I'm not going to get in the middle of this argument that they're having now.
So again, here's the guy who did the interview. They're all basing this lie on. He says now Dana Bash from CNN is lying about what happened. U.S. Representative Tlaib did not say Nessel filed the charges because she's Jewish. She said there is an anti-Palestinian attitude among many institutions and most of them are not run by Jewish people.
Isn't it great to be right in the middle of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode? Because that's what this feels like. Update, 9.20 p.m. On Monday, Jake Tapper clarified on CNN during an interview with Nestle that he misspoke when he characterized Tlaib's comments as anti-Semitic. Now, if I did something like that, it would be the first thing you read in my Wikipedia entry. Jimmy Dorb peddled false claims.
They're not going to do that to Jake Tapper. They're not going to do that to CNN. They're not going to do that to Dana Bash. They're not going to do that to Gretchen Whitmer, but they will do it to me. On 9.20 p.m. Monday, Jake Tapper clarified to CNN during an interview with Nessel, and he misspoke when he characterized Tlaib's comments as anti-Semitic. He asked Nessel to comment on the criticism she's facing for claiming Tlaib's comments were bigoted. Someone got a visit from Dibbick.
I should note that I misspoke yesterday when asking a follow-up of Governor Whitmer, who I asked about this. I was trying to characterize your views of Tlaib's comments, Tapper said, before asking, what do you make of those today noting that Congresswoman Tlaib never explicitly said your bias was because of your religion, and so it's unfair for you to make that allegation? Wow, that took a while. Yeah.
Uh, Dana Bash then says a clarification on the story we brought you yesterday. Okay. A clarification. So when they get caught lying, it's a clarification and they misspoke. That clarification on a story. But when someone else does it, they're peddling lies and misinformation and they should be censored.
Clarification on a story we brought you yesterday concerning Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib's comments attacking a decision by Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel to bring charges against pro-Palestinian protesters at the University of Michigan. Tlaib accused Nessel of, quote, biases.
Here's to leave full quote to the Detroit Metro Times. It seems that the attorney general decided if the issue was Palestine, she was going to treat it differently. And that alone speaks volumes about possible biases within the agency she runs. Now to leave did not reference Nestle's Jew. Isn't it weird that they didn't quote give their full quote up until now? Why wouldn't you show the quote at the beginning? Here's what she said.
Isn't that interesting? Well, because it's easier to smear and lie someone at the behest of Israel than it is to act, because that's it. And then when you get called and called out repeatedly, then finally you show the quote. Wouldn't a news person, wouldn't the first job a news person does if you're going to make that accusation, show the quote? That would be the first thing you would do. If you're going to make that kind of accusation, you would show the quote.
identity. Her office has not responded to our request for clarity. Her allies insist that's not what she meant. But Nessel still says she believes it is anti-Semitic and repeated on CNN yesterday that, quote, clearly she's referencing my religion. So if a Jew says it's anti-Semitic, that that's it. There's no getting out of it.
Katie Helper is a Jew for ceasefire now. She says, Dana, the only thing you're clarifying is that you and Jake Tapper are the lying, bigoted Jewish supremacists who we've been saying you are. You both should not be only be fired, but shunned by polite society for your hatred of Palestinians and rank dishonesty. Wow. Good thing Katie Helper is a Jew. I bet she's still anti-Semitic.
Even if she's a Jew. She's a self-hater. She's a self-hating Jew. So there you go. Good job, Katie Helper, and bad job by CNN. Isn't that weird? AOC just put out a video. She said if you spread misinformation, you got to be put in jail or something. That's what Hillary Clinton said. They're doing this at the behest of a foreign country. They're not even doing this for people. They're doing this at the behest of a foreign country. They're lying like this.
They're the thing that they claim Donald Trump is. That's the irony, of course. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show is you become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week, and it's a great way to help support the show. You can do it by going to JimmyDoreComedy.com, clicking on Join Premium.
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Listen to what Bobby Kennedy has to say about him and what happened. They had a meeting, and watch what happens. I'll tell you something interesting that happened today, and I actually was going to mention this to Rand. It was an extraordinary event to me, but Robert Redfield, who I really go after in my Fauci book, kind of a hammer and tongs, wrote an editorial in Newsweek magazine today
saying that he was endorsing President Trump because President Trump was going to restore American health and that President Trump, he said, a lot of people might surprise me to see this, but to hear me say this, but he has chosen exactly the only person who can do this, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. This was breathtaking to me because this is the guy who's the head of the CDC that I've been criticizing for years.
And then this afternoon, he came over and had lunch with me. It was the first time I've ever met him. And the first thing he said to me is, you got everything right. Wow. So that's Robert Redfield, former CDC director. And I think he knows it's all coming down. That if Trump gets reelected, they're going to have a vaccine panel. They're going to have a COVID panel. They're going to have, it's going to be like the Nuremberg thing.
And he's just getting ahead of the brick wall by suddenly now telling RFK and you were right about everything. And he wrote this article. It's in Newsweek yesterday. Talk of healthcare reform often centers on cost to consumers. So...
He talks about, for instance, obesity in American children has increased dramatically since John F. Kennedy's presidency from around 4% in the 60s to 20% in 2024. I thought it was almost half. What percent of American children are obese? One in five children. One in five children are obese. I think it's higher than that. I think it's got to be higher than that. Anyway, yeah.
So here's what I said. CDC director admits RFK got everything right, proving that Americans are the most propagandized people in the entire world and don't know it. You've been told and taught to hate RFK because he's a quack, just like you were told and taught that ivermectin is dangerous, horse to wormer. You were told and taught those things because RFK threatened big pharma and they have a stranglehold on the media. So Americans believe the lie. Americans will never wake from their propaganda coma.
which is why the NATO-provoked Ukraine war will never end, and we will continue to fund it while Americans live under bridges and go bankrupt when they get sick. I think he must be watching YouTube videos about the Nuremberg trials. That's why he's all of a sudden... He wrote an article in Newsweek all about how RFK's plan and Trump's plan to make America healthy again is the right thing, and...
But, you know, World War II was sexy. It was sexy to be fascist right up until about 1946. And now it's like Redfield wants to just be like one of those guys. I was just a humble furniture salesman. I was just following orders. That's what it sounds like. Eric says, that's a stunning turnaround.
RFK has gone after this guy relentlessly the past few years. For this man to turn around and admit he was wrong and apologize to RFK is wild. Indeed. Remember this? Elon says, my pronouns are Prosecute Fauci. Oh, Elon, you quadripolo. He's a quadripolar. Okay.
What side are you going to be on today? One minute you're doing the right thing, the next moment you're trying to turn us all into robots. I want to trust Elon Musk. We actually do, but you really, you got to pick a side. You're probably powerful enough to take on all the elites at once. Anyway, so it just goes to show you should be careful about the company you keep and even more careful about the company that keeps you. So that's a big deal.
I would say that's a big deal. You think that's going to be the headline on CNN today? You think that's going to be breaking news? Former CDC director says RFK Jr. is right about everything. You think that's going to happen? You think the headline in New York Times is going to be, hey, turns out RFK Jr. was right about everything. So here's what he says. Kennedy is right. All three of the principal health agencies suffer from agency capture. Isn't it weird that RFK is the only one talking about that?
Why aren't the Democrats talking about that? A large portion of the FDA's budget is provided by pharmaceutical companies. Yeah, you know how large? At least half, 70% of the part that deals with drugs.
The NIH is cozy with biomedical and pharmaceutical companies, and its scientists are allowed to collect royalties on drugs, NIH licenses to pharma. And as a former director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the CDC, I know the agency can be influenced by special interest. It can be. You think? You think the CDC can be influenced? Really? How ballsy of you.
But it doesn't stop in health agencies. The U.S. Department of Agriculture is a captive of industry, too. Created to help the family farmer and to ensure a wholesome food supply, today the agency often favors large corporations over the interests of small farmers and the public's health. Chagrin! No kidding? Why now are you saying all this? Why now? Why a couple of weeks before an election are you saying this now? Why weren't you saying this when you were the head of the CDC?
Where's the book you wrote about this? Oh, you didn't do any of that? Isn't that interesting? To cure our children, we must reevaluate our food choices and the underlying practices of the agricultural sector. We must prioritize wholesome and nutritious food. What, it's weird that when you were ahead of the CDC, you didn't say any of this. Is this all news to you? It took a non-doctor, Bobby Kennedy, to bring it up?
If we do not discover the depth of our corporate capture problem and fix it, we cannot truly address chronic disease in this country. The primary release to the head of the chronic disease guy, the agency is now figuring this out. How old does that guy look? 70. The primary role of these vital agencies is to focus on public good, not corporate interest or personal profit. And most of the public servants working there are eager to do good. It's weird that they don't, though.
Critics say our public health system has failed chronic disease patients, especially children. I must agree. And I'm even more frustrated that it's gotten steadily worse during my career. Really? As parents and grandparents, doctors and good citizens, we must finally do something to end this chronic disease epidemic, which I did nothing about until now, now that Bobby Kennedy is talking about it.
President Trump has pledged, if elected, to establish a panel of top experts working with Kennedy to investigate what is causing the decades-long increase in chronic health problems and childhood diseases. He specifically mentioned autoimmune disorders, autism, obesity, and infertility. In 2019, when we took steps to take on the chronic disease epidemic, we also... Oh, really? You did?
In 2019, he said he took on steps to take on chronic disease. Really? First time hearing of it. We also focused on creating earlier interventions in diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure, kidney disease, and more. Really, I'd love to know what those were. In response, Kennedy pledged that within two years, we will watch the chronic disease burden lift dramatically if he's given the tools he needs to make change. I believe him, and I think President Trump will empower him. I support their noble effort to heal our children.
The needless suffering and death can be ended by a Kennedy Commission on Childhood Chronic Diseases. And the vast burden of chronic disease that now demoralizes and bankrupts our nation can disappear. The key is to see the possible and lead our nation to act. Wow. So this guy, Dr. Robert Redfield, former CDC director, is an American virologist at the forefront of AIDS research.
He served as director of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention from 2018 to 2021. Three years. Okay. I don't see anybody reprinting that article. I don't see anybody covering it. I doubt they will. I doubt anybody will cover this. But we covered it.
Hey, did you hear this? Breaking. The U.S. will send additional troops to the Middle East amid escalation between Israel and Hezbollah in Lebanon, the Pentagon says. And that's from the AP. It has a picture of an explosion on it. I had to cover it up so they don't demonetize our story about it. But you know what explosions look like. I said, here you go, Biden and Harris. They got their war. Yippee. Hard to believe people could be excited to vote for this instead of terrified. Yeah.
Happening under Kamala Harris and Joe Biden right now. The lesser evil is at it again, sending more U.S. troops to the Middle East to protect a nation committing genocide. That's your lesser evil. So Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are a couple of neocons. That's what you call these people. And that's what was wrong with the Trump administration. He filled his cabinet with frickin' neocons.
And they vowed to do better this next time, but I don't think he's going to get it next time. Here's what Benjamin Netanyahu said. Listen to this and see if this reminds you of him saying something similar to this. Does this remind you of something? I have a message for the people of Lebanon. Israel's war is not with you. It's with Hezbollah. For too long, Hezbollah has been using you as human shields. It placed rockets in your living rooms and missiles in your garage.
Those rockets and missiles are aimed directly at our cities, directly at our citizens. To defend our people against Hezbollah strikes, we must take out those weapons. Now starting this morning, the IDF has warned you to get out of harm's way. I urge you, take this warning seriously. Don't let Hezbollah endanger your lives and the lives of your loved ones. Don't let Hezbollah endanger Lebanon.
Please, get out of harm's way now. Once our operation is finished, you can come back safely to your homes. What does that remind anybody of? Does that remind them of when he said the same thing to Gaza? He said the same thing to the Palestinians. Our war is not with you, it's with Hamas. Please leave safely. Then they bombed the hell out of them. They said, go here, we'll be safe. Then they bombed them where they went. And they flattened Gaza. Gaza's over.
It'll take over a generation to rebuild Gaza, which won't happen. So here's a picture of the people leaving. Exodus in Lebanon after Netanyahu warned citizens to get out. 500,000, nearly 10% of Lebanon's population have been forcibly displaced. Want to see it? There it is. Look at all the cars. People trying to get the hell out of there. Oh!
And by the way, you know how much proof Netanyahu offered that they were... It's exactly what they said to the... They're using you as a human shield. And then they just bombed the hell out of them. The U.S. is sending... And no evidence that they're...
that they have bombs at rockets and garages. The U.S. is sending a small number of additional troops. This is from the AP. I like how they qualify it. Small number. Into the Middle East in response to a sharp spike in violence. Why do, why? How does that affect me? Why are we doing that? Well, because Israel's our ally. Why are they our ally? How so?
uh between israel and hezbollah forces in lebanon that have raised the risk of greater regional war yeah so we got we can't we can't let a greater regional war happen without us in it we got to get some of the action major general pat rider pentagon press secretary would not say how many more forces would be deployed or what they would be tasked to do the u.s now so this is a disaster so joe biden's presidency has been a disaster the war in ukraine
Now this war in Lebanon, the war in Gaza, Palestine, it has been a disaster. And that's because Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are letting Benjamin Netanyahu run their foreign policy. The U.S. now has 40,000 troops. Where? In the Middle East. 40,000. You know how many cops there are total in Los Angeles? 12,000. Let me double check that. How many police officers are on the Los Angeles Police Department?
9,000. We'll round it up to 10. 9,900. Round it up to 10,000. And that's how many cops there are for three shifts in Los Angeles. There are four times that many. I wonder what does that cost, you think? What do you think it costs to feed, clothe? On Monday, the aircraft carrier USS Harry S. Truman, two Navy destroyers, and a cruiser set sail from Norfolk, Virginia,
headed to the Sixth Fleet area in Europe on a regularly scheduled deployment. The ship's department opens up the possibility that the U.S. could keep both the Truman and the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, which is in the Arabian Gulf in the region, in case more violence breaks out. That means we're going to do more violence, too.
And it acts like we're going to be there putting out fires. Just in case some more fires break out, we're going to have our fire department there. No, we're there with bombing. We're going to bomb more. Just in case violence breaks out so we could do our own violence. The new deployments come after significant strikes by Israeli forces against targets inside Lebanon that have killed hundreds and as Israel is preparing to conduct further operations.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Monday warned Lebanese civilians that we showed the U.S. has concrete ideas for restoring calm along the Israeli-Lebanon border that it will present to allies and partners this week on the sidelines of the annual U.N. General Assembly gathering of world leaders. So that's taking place this week. So like today, tomorrow, Friday at the U.N.,
The State Department official who spoke to reporters on condition of anonymity to discuss the private diplomatic efforts said the U.S. and numerous other countries were eager to present an off-ramp for both Israel and Hezbollah to reduce tensions and prevent an all-out war. Good luck. The official would not. Israel does not want an off-ramp. They want an on-ramp.
The official would not detail what the concrete ideas are because he said they had yet to be presented to allies and partners for what he termed a stress test for their likelihood of success. Ryder would not say if the additional forces might support the evacuation of American citizens if needed. I thought the guy was, I thought he was anonymous. Ryder? I thought the guy was, then all of a sudden they just say his name? Is they think that's a faux pas?
They're saying he's anonymous. But now they say writer. Would not say if the officials... Okay. The American presence in the Middle East is designed both to help defend Israel and protect U.S. and allied personnel and assets. Why are there U.S. personnel and assets there in the first effing place? Oh, that's right, because we're imperialists. That's right. Navy warships are scattered across the region. Why? Why?
From the eastern Mediterranean Sea to the Gulf of Oman. And both Air Force and Navy fighter jets are strategically based at several locations to be better prepared to respond to any attack. There wouldn't be an attack on us if we weren't there. Israel's top general announces plans for possible ground invasion of Lebanon. That's from today. So Israel wants a full-out war. Wow.
Okay, you got your war. So Joe Biden's foreign policy, complete disaster. Couldn't stop this genocide in Gaza. Couldn't stop the genocide in Ukraine. The fact is they didn't want to. That's the real, so this idea, it's just like when they say, oh, democracy on the ballot, that's the last thing they want on the ballot is democracy. And so now there's, so it's going to be a huge regional war. And I think it's funny, if Trump was president,
You might get Democrats to protest this. You might get people in the media to protest it. But since it's Kamala Harris, nobody's going to say shit. Just like when Barack Obama was president, he dropped more bombs than George Bush. Nobody said anything. So that's why, at least if there's a Republican president, you have a chance for people to protest it.
So listen to what Trump has to say about his allegiance to Israel and to the donors, to his Jewish donors. Watch this. Just as I promised, I recognize Israel's eternal capital and opened the American embassy in Jerusalem. Jerusalem became the capital. I also recognize Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights. You know, Miriam and Sheldon.
would come into the white house he means merriman sheldon adelson his billionaire donors who gave him a hundred million dollars already for this campaign and what listen to what he says here listen to what he reveals so they'd come into the white house would come into the white house probably almost more than anybody outside of people that work there
and they were always after and as soon as i give them something always for israel as soon as i'd give them something they'd want something else i said give me a couple of weeks will you please
But I gave them the Golan Heights and they never even asked for it. You know, for 72 years, they've been trying to do the Golan Heights, right? And even Sheldon didn't have the nerve. But I said, you know what? I said to David Friedman, give me a quick lesson, like five minutes or less on the Golan Heights. And he did. And I said, let's do it. We got it done in about 15 minutes.
It's still amazing to me how vehemently Democrats oppose Donald Trump when he falls right in line where it counts. Here's what Michael Tracy said about it. He goes, take note of which Trump comments provoke controversy. This is the interesting part. And which Trump comments don't spark controversy. That didn't spark any controversy. Him praising allegiance to a foreign country, to his donors.
Trump said this week that he gave the Golan Heights to Sheldon and Miriam Adelson, his top funders, who came to the White House almost more than anybody. Not a peep about this brazen admission of graft. So he's saying, look what I did for the people giving me money. Nobody, no, no criticism of him anywhere from Democrats. Isn't that interesting? Isn't that interesting? And that's not graft, Michael. That's just a lovely gift to a friend, a friendly gesture. Yeah.
And that goes along with the death threat they probably gave him. Gold or lead, which do you choose? We can't keep missing, you know. So here's what some other people said. It's a gift the Biden administration didn't take back, just like it didn't move the embassy back. Same incentive structure. Trump is just more honest about it. Yeah, Kamala Harris and...
And Joe Biden and Tim Walz will come out and tell you they'll give lip service to all the Palestinian people and this. Trump doesn't do any of that. The graft is the same on both sides of the aisle. But Trump makes us laugh because he just comes out and celebrates it. He just celebrates it. He doesn't pretend. He's like, yeah, they gave me money. I did what they asked. He just says it.
No patina of good works for Trump. No lipstick on a pig. That's why the hypocrites hate him so much. They lose their cover. Very well said. Brass Tackman says he has a habit of being transparent about how the game is played. It's actually a major part of his appeal. Yeah. Remember during the first debates when he ran in 2016, he goes, I used to come in and give all these people money and they would do what I told them.
Now he's on the other end. He goes, they come in, they give me money, I do what they tell me. I did things for them they didn't even ask for. So that's that. So that should disgust anybody. Trump just brazenly saying, these guys give me money, I do what they want. The guys who give me money are welcome in my White House. That's how I do my foreign policy. That's Trump doing the bidding of his wealthy elite Zionist backers. And he just says it.
And not one news article about it. Not that I saw. I'm not criticizing for it. Is Jake Tapper outraged? Is Rachel Maddow? Did they do a thing on it? I didn't see it. They did it. Send it to me. I'll play it. They don't care. They're not going to say anything about that. So you see how it's hard to have hope that Donald Trump is going to change shit?
You got to put your hope in Bobby Kennedy. And it's very easy for Trump just to swat him away after he gets elected. I used you for the votes. I got it. Get out. Well, you know, there's no evidence to say he'll do different. The only evidence is that the deep state is trying to kill him. So that's what I told Chris Hedges. I go, well, fingers crossed they don't stop trying to kill him because that means that he's somehow outside the acceptable line of the establishment. ♪
How could Taylor Swift not be screaming about all the censorship, not be screaming about what Israel's doing in Palestine? Nothing. Just like, oh, no, Kamala, she's a black woman. So that's great. I'm all on board. Like, what? You're not. Why are you protesting?
That's what musicians are supposed to be doing. But that's the thing. Do you think... Because, I mean, if you were that high up, I would think... And I said this last night on the news, and it was probably not the right thing to say, especially on a shareholder... You know, with all those shareholders involved. But...
You're that high up you don't have a little bit of Intel like I'm this low down and I have Intel like where are you getting your information from before I mean I would be embarrassed to endorse or say anything about anybody without having You know without being a hundred percent or at least 99% sure that I'm doing the right thing so I'm thinking like with Clooney and De Niro like when De Niro went to when he went to the courthouse and
To me, it felt like he was acting. I was like, that's the worst performance he's ever fucking given. And now there's like paisans for Kamala. I'm like, first of all, Italians are always conservative. So what the fuck is this wave of Italians? And a lot of them are my friends, you know? So I'm like, Tony Soprano would not endorse this. No fucking way in hell. But I don't understand...
how these celebrities are not hip to the fact that they are aligning themselves with terror.
with the continuation of the war on terror, but the terror now are our children's minds and bodies and like, and it's way beyond that. I mean, it's so deep, there's so many layers to this onion, it's impossible to peel it, but if they only knew how Ukraine started. They don't. They don't. And they're out there with their little Instagram Ukraine buttons and I'm like, yeah, I'm for the Ukrainian people too, but do you even know what the fuck is happening?
- Yeah, the Ukrainian people are being used as cannon fodder in a proxy war between the West and Russia. It's an economic war and we provoked it. - Yes, 100%. And I just, every time, you know, these, well, there's this and that and the other thing, and I'm like, do you guys know who Victoria Nuland is? Like, just go listen to the phone calls when Biden was the vice president. And he's going, I mean, they're operating a coup there. And there's Nazis all over the place. You're calling me a fucking Nazi?
while you guys support the Nazis, I'm like, I don't understand what's going on.
hung a medal on a legit Nazi at Disney World and he'll never answer for it and he'll never go anywhere where they'll ask him about it. The better one is Sean Penn in Ukraine with his fucking Oscar. I wanted to shove that thing so far up his fucking ass. I can't tell you. I'm sorry. Great actor. Fantastic. But you guys have all fucking lost me now. He's a tool of the CIA and
They think like the movies, like the CIA are the good guys. The CIA guys are the strong, they're the muscle for the economic hitmen of the United States. Wait, are you saying that you think Sean Penn is the CIA or Zelensky? Which one? No, I'm saying they're both. Oh, I mean the El Chapo thing. I mean...
If you mind your own fucking business or somebody has some serious shit on you and this is the game you decided to play for them. I mean, I can't figure it out. Sean Penn is I he's doesn't seem like the sharpest knife in the knife thing. And I think he's easily fooled. You know, there's lots of actors who think it's cool to be wear a CIA hat.
They think that, you know, like the whole people used to call themselves liberals because of Trump. They fell in love with the FBI and the CIA. They know the FBI. Their whole history was infiltrating lefty organizations and destroying them. Right. Whether they're black organizations, white organizations or worker organizations, that's what they do.
And all of a sudden, because of Trump, they just became every bad thing they ever. They love the FBI. They love the CIA. The CIA are nothing but the strong arm for economic hitmen. And they've started every war. How many coups have they done? How many people are dead because of them? And then now they wrap themselves in the gay pride flag. I know.
I know. Well, it's not so much different because I live in Laurel Canyon. It's sad when you know this, but maybe I'm still researching a little bit, but...
When you know that the whole, I mean, when you read like David Horowitz's books too, like the whole hippie generation, the possibility of it having been a psyop. Yes. So when you go even farther. Yes. And everyone that lived in that canyon from David Crosby to Stephen Stills to Jim Morrison's father at the Gulf of Tonkin. I mean, the stories are endless. Zappa. Yes. I don't understand. And the military base that Jared Leto lives in up there. I'm like, what the fuck?
fuck is happening up here? And I'm in the middle of my house. Wouldn't let me go. I tried to sell it and they were like, no bitch, you're staying right here in the vortex. And my house has all of the Laurel Canyon history to it. Um, with all the people that live there, but wow, no one's told that Laurel Canyon, um, documentary yet. There's echo in the Canyon. There's Bob Dylan's son doing his version of it. Wait until I do my fucking version of it.
What's that book you're reading? Isn't it Chaos? Oh, yeah, that's a big one. And then there's the other one, The Laurel Canyon. I'll look at the title about the Laurel Canyon. The Weirdos of Laurel Canyon, I think it is. It's a little one. It's a little book. I was reading it on the airplane and I was like, oh my God, the fucking list never ends. I'm out of breath right now. How many more of you? Manson?
I mean, Manson, that's the CIA book. That's the big, the big red one. But the little, the chaos scenes inside the canyon, that fucking book.
What is it called? Weird? Weird Scenes Inside the Canyon. You know, it started to make sense that Neil Young would come out and bash on Joe Rogan about freedom of speech. After I started reading that book, I was like, oh, these guys are just a bunch of fucking assholes, every single one of them. And I love music, so it's heartbreaking. And our whole Make Freedom Psychedelic Again movement is about, you know, people
You know, it's the only way to get through to liberals is that the Woodstock movement. And if you ever told them that it was used, that that was used to destroy the minds of young of young people at that time and to keep everyone quiet, even though they were raging. There's just so much. It's just MK Ultra all day long. Well, you know, that Beatles song say you say you want a revolution. Well, we all want to change. But that's that was anti-revolution song. It was like, oh, shut up.
That's what the message of that song was. Get over yourself. Yeah.
But at the same time, I do think that if John Lennon were alive, and some of them, I do think that if some of them were alive, they'd be like, what the fuck is happening? Well, certainly not Paul McCartney. No. He's still here, and he is indebted to Live Nation, I guess. Oh, is that it? No, I don't know. I don't know. I'm just being a smartass. I mean, a lot of musicians I heard would not endorse Kennedy.
Over Live Nation because they don't want, you know, they still want to tour. And I'm like, but you people are 90. Like the country is in trouble. Why does Live Nation give a shit about Robert F. Kennedy? I think I guess look at the shareholders, maybe. Oh, that's always the answer. Go look at the shareholders. I don't know. I know people who are high up in Live Nation who secretly told me they didn't get faxed.
Oh, I'm sure. Yeah. And but they had to keep it a secret. Every one of my friends that worked at the garden had to tripled. You know, it's just not fair. You know, Neil Young before covid. This is why it's so crazy that he would slander Joe Rogan the way he did. He used to do protests against GMOs in food.
I couldn't even go to his concerts anymore. I was like, you know what? This is going too far now. Now I just want to check out, listen to some music. But the original movement of all their music was...
It was wow, you know, and I wasn't alive during those times, but it was beautiful music and I love it. And music's dead right now too. Like I said earlier, I feel like the American dream is on hold for a lot of people. My boyfriends in the music industry, you know, were making shirts. I was an actor. You know, we're just like, what the fuck do we do now? Yeah, I mean, Green Day. Wow.
I mean a lot of those bands, I mean, they wrote an anti-bush album. When Shooter wrote the anti-bush album, my ex, the one that I told you that Stephen King narrated, Shooter got destroyed for it because he had a country music following and that was the Bush administration. At that time, no one knew that he was the Republican ticket. It's not much different than it is now with the Democrats. They think the Republicans felt like we got Bush here, he's our Republican, we're good.
And now they all look back on that time and they're like, what the fuck? And I feel like that's going to happen again when people wake up. And I look at all my hippie friends and I'm like, wow, you guys are also rock and roll and you're all a bunch of hippies. But when you find out what you were a part of,
I don't know how that's going to sit with you. And I also wonder a lot about, say Trump gets in there with Kennedy and they start opening up all the files, the JFK, the MLK, all of them, you know, all the, with the FBI, the CIA, it's all initials, you know, if they start doing that,
What would happen in the streets? What would the American people do? Is it too dangerous to open that stuff up and show them what's been done to them? Even with COVID? I think that's the only thing that could save this country. I agree. But how irate. Because you need something that will get people in the streets. Like what happened in Canada during COVID with the truckers.
You need the truckers to come together with farmers. I mean, that's happening in Europe. They won't let me show that on YouTube. They demonetize it if I show it on YouTube. Are you kidding? So they won't show you the slinging shit everywhere? No, they demonetize that stuff. I mean, but our farmers are in trouble. Yes, I know. Our farmers are in trouble. Of course. You know, the biggest owner of farmland in America is Bill Gates. He's the biggest landowner in the country, Bill Gates. And China now, next to the military bases. I mean, that's whatever...
And I've heard some other crazy shit, but I'll keep my mouth shut right now. Because I want you to stay on YouTube. And people buy the propaganda that Bill Gates is a nice guy who's trying to... He's just trying to cure malaria, Jimmy. He's trying to help poor people. Let's talk to them over there. Yeah, talk to India. And I don't know how they let him back in. They let him back in. And that is like how much...
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