Biden To PARDON FAUCI!! Also Liz Cheney & More!
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Hey, Jimmy, this is George Clooney, the Clune. The Clunes. I'm here to cheer you up, baby. Ready to show George Clooney. How are you doing, George?

Jimmy, I'm going to level with you, buddy. I am not doing swell, to say the least. As you may have read in the gossip rags, I'm kind of on the outs right now with my erstwhile friend Barack Obama. And that is not a situation that behooves a major Democratic Party fundraiser like yours truly. That means me. Yeah. Oh, no, I'm sorry to hear that, George. Yeah, I did see a headline about you and...

Obama not being good after the election. What happened? Well, Jim, it's kind of complicated, but here it goes. So a few months ago, Obama came around to the reality that Papa Joe had to go. The Pelosi had already reached this conclusion herself. But once we had Barry, we had critical mass. But he didn't think that he could in good conscience tell his former vice president, who is way the fuck older than he is, that he should step down. Right.

So Barry calls me on the horn and says, Georgie boy, we need your help. And I said, anything, anything to prevent the apocalyptic cataclysm. That would be a second Trump term, a literal Armageddon, literally. And he said, that's exactly what I want to hear. Is this how you all really talk to each other? Oh yeah. And I'm toning it down to tell the story, which is hard because there are some words and phrases in street cat that don't translate directly into standard English street cat.

That's the name for our little cool guy language that we all talk in. Sort of a patois of the undone tuxedo bow tie set. You dig? I bet you'd be conversant, actually. This is so silly. Guy, go on, George.

Any hizzle. So I write an op-ed for the New York Times, right? Basically saying Papa Joe is not the Biden from 2010 or even 2020. We love the cat. Always will. Respect the hell out of him. But if we're going to play this sitch according to Hoyle, he's got to yank laterally unless a new blood step forward. I remember.

but I wrote it in regular and fuck me if it didn't work. Papa Joe did the request to request an electric slide. But before we could say peep and before Pelosi, Chucky, the shroom and Bama Rama could get to him, he just fucking nominates. Come on. Yeah. A chameleon. Yeah. It's his successor. Yep. Yep. Jimmy, that was not the fucking plan. Well, what was your plan?

To win the fucking election. Have some sort of democratic, small-D democratic process whereby Papa Joe hands the baton to the people, then the people hand it to the new nominee. Not simply bye-bye Biden, hello, hi there, Harris. That's not the pros.

By process, you mean the process? See, you are natural. But that's exactly what the fuck happened. And we all just had to sit there and keep our squeakers clamped and act like that's what we wanted all along. And my friend, I assure you, it was not. So you all assumed she would lose this whole time?

Jimmy, if I were a betting man, I would have put down my Italian villa on her losing both the pop and the elector. And baby girl did not disappoint. We all saw it coming. Very depressing. Barry spent three months closing his eyes and pinching the bridge of his nose. Nancy P comforted herself with insider trading. And I have a billion dollars. And there was nothing you could do.

Nada, zip, zilch, absolute zero, and I mean zero degrees on the Kelvin scale, baby. But here's the rub. They all scattered to the four winds. Who knows where the fuck they are? No accountability, no autopsy, and since they had me write that fucking op-ed, I look like this whole thing was my idea. I'm left holding the bag, Jimmy. You're holding the bag?

I'm holding the bag. I'm the bag man. I'm not supposed to be the bag man. Donnie the Cheetle, sure. Maybe even Baby Damon, but not Daddy Clunes. It doesn't sit well with the universe. I feel betrayed. And that, my friends, is a terrible feeling. Like shingles for the soul. Well, what now, George?

Honestly, Jungle Jim, I have no idea. I'm so mad at Barry Bo Berry that I can't even look at him right now. The only thing that could possibly fix this sometime in the future would be a powwow. A powwow? You heard me. Real deep state meets Hollywood shit. Tuxedos, Negronis, only native street cat speakers allowed.

But the meeting of the five families and the Godfather, a special location like Monte Carlo or some shit, only under these circumstances can we hammer these things out. Well, I hope you have a chance to do this someday. Honestly, Jimmy, so do I. But it will take time. Enough about all this, though. How are you doing? Give me the full rundown. Ha ha ha ha!

Well, thanks for asking, George. I'm doing really well, actually. Our show is, you know... Oh, hey, I gotta go. I gotta slapdash out of here. Got me a crafts conference at the Wynn with some investors who were looking to partner with my charitable foundation. If Lady Luck can hold off from being a floozy, as is her wont, Daddy G just might get a tax write-off and a sweet 50 or so K to wet my whistle for a werewolf weekend. Cha-cha-choo-choo, catch you on the flip-flop. Wish me luck, Donald Duck.

Yeah.

So guess what? Everybody told me that Fauci is not a criminal, but all of a sudden, Joe Biden is going to give Fauci a pardon. Why is that? But Trump, but Trump, but Trump, a preemptive pardon. First, they told me that Joe Biden was going to accept the jury decision.

decision out for Hunter and that he's not in. And he and Trump was bad because he said the Justice Department, their prosecutions were political. And then Joe Biden said the same thing about Hunter Biden, that his prosecution was political. Isn't that weird? That was the difference. That was the stark difference. That was supposed to be the stark difference between those two, between Trump and Biden. So that's all gone. And now he's and now I was told that Dr. Fauci, that I'm some kind of conspiracy theorist.

That's saying Dr. Fauci is a criminal, but now he's going to give Dr. Fauci a pardon. For what? For what? If he didn't do anything. Biden's White House is discussing preemptive pardons for those in Trump's crosshair. Do you see how political reports this? Those in Trump. Oh, Trump.

Oh, those are my crosshairs as well. And I want to. That's where I do side with Trump. So President Biden, senior aides are conducting a vigorous internal debate. I bet it's not. Yeah. You mean Biden's asleep and they're talking while he's asleep? Preemptive pardons. Could there be a more corrupt fucking government in the world than Joe Biden's government? Could there be a more corrupt government? I thought he respects the legal system that is not partisan.

I mean, Trump didn't install everybody in the government. He's going to give preemptive parties to people who could be targeted with President-elect Donald Trump's return to the White House. You mean like how President Trump was targeted? You mean like that? Well, he's a criminal. These are good people, Jimmy. And so why don't you guys don't trust the jury system? Yeah, the peers have to be other people from the NIH. Yeah.

And not the ones Trump picked. Biden's aides are deeply concerned. If you want to wreck anybody's confidence in the judicial system, your government and health care, this is the way to do it. This is the kind of shit they said Trump would do. And now they're doing it. Of course they are. Are you noticing that they're not excited about the first man of color to lead the FBI? I think that would be interesting.

But no, this is the story. Biden's aides are deeply concerned about a range of current and former officials who could find themselves facing inquiries or even indictments. A sense of alarm, which has only accelerated since Trump last week, announced the appointment of Kash Patel, a man of color.

He's not white, so whatever he does is good. I believe in this system, Jimmy. What's happening? The White House officials, however, are carefully weighing. They're not carefully doing shit. They're the most corrupt criminal pieces of fucking shit in the world. And fuck you, political. Who wrote this garbage? Yeah, let's get the goddamn name. Jonathan Martin. Oh, Jonathan Martin. Jonathan Martin, who is...

easily bought and corrupted. And that's why he's writing this article because he's paid to write this garbage. Jonathan Martin. You find him on Twitter, find him on Twitter. All right. On it is garbage. Those who could face exposure, exposure. You mean exposure to their criminal behavior?

Includes such members of Congress as Adam Smith. Schiff, you mean the guy who lied about Russiagate for four straight five years? The most punchable face I've ever seen. He said he had definitive evidence that Trump colluded with Russia, but he never showed it to anybody. So he lied. Dude, his face is even punchable. So he lied. He lied in Congress. He lied everywhere. He lied on TV. He lied in Congress. And former rep Liz Cheney.

Trump has previously said Cheney should go to jail along with the rest of the unselected. Oh, because they lied during the January 6th because of that. So everybody else, all the people who are January 6th, they're in prison for years. But the people who did it, they don't ever have to face this. This is OK.

This is all cool. By the way, he's like Intel or Deep State. I'm looking at his Wikipedia right now. Jonathan Martin? So is he paid directly from the CIA and the FBI, Jonathan Martin? He's from Arlington, Virginia. Oh, he's from Arlington, Virginia. Okay. Yeah. So can't say for sure if he's paid directly by the CIA or if there's a cutout or something. Also mentioned by Biden's aides, they're going to pardon Fauci, the former head of the NIA. Yes, I know.

Who became a lightning rod for criticism from the right. No, from everybody who has a functioning brain. That's who criticized Dr. Fauci. You know who else criticized Dr. Fauci? Dr. Fauci. Because he contradicted everything he said during COVID. There wasn't a thing he didn't lie about. He lied about masks. He lied about funding the gain of function research that gave it the virus. He lied to Congress about that.

He lied about herd immunity. He lied about natural immunity. He lied about masks. He lied about the vaccine stopping transmission. He lied about the vaccine stopping contraction. He lied about natural immunity. There wasn't a thing he didn't lie about. He lied about school lockdowns. He lied about lockdowns. He lied about everything. And Jonathan Martin, who I don't know for sure is paid directly from the CIA, is writing a garbage article that, of course, is being printed online.

And political. He used to work at Spectator. He formerly, I guess, was a Republican writer. The conversations were spurred by Trump's repeated threats and quiet lobbying by congressional Democrats, though not by those seeking pardons themselves. The beneficiaries know nothing.

One well-connected Democrat told me about those who could receive pardons. And you know why they're going to get those pardons? Because if they had to go to court, the discovery would show that these politicians are all criminals and they're also in on it. And we find out who's paying Jonathan Martin. I wonder who is. Biden's ultimate decision, though, could prove just as consequential to some of the country's most high-profile public officials as his choice to pardon his son.

That the conversations are taking place at all reflects the growing anxieties about high-level Democrats, among high-level Democrats, about just how far Trump's reprisals could go once he reclaims. I wonder if Trump will prosecute anybody for inflating the value of their property to a bank. Oh, preemptive pardons for Cheney as well. Yes, Liz Cheney.

The remarkable 11-year breadth of... So he gave his son an 11-year pardon, not just for the crimes he's been convicted of, but going back to, ooh, right when he started serving on the... Wait, wait. Right when he started serving on Burisma's...

Energy board. Isn't that interesting? It goes all the way back to right when Hunter Biden got a job working for Marisma in the most corrupt country in all of Europe, Ukraine, on a most corrupt business in all of Ukraine, the Marisma factory.

Energy Department. Isn't that weird that he would do that? Isn't that weird? Look what he wrote. The remarkable living your breath illustrated how worried the White House is about Trump officials seizing any potential openings for any potential. You mean crimes? You mean crimes? Oh, potential opening. Just because he's guilty, you're going to take that opening? It's like she's Oprah. It's like Joe Biden's Oprah. You get a pardon. You get a pardon. You get a pardon.

Look under your seat, Kurt. There's a pardon. I hope so. I deserve one if Hunter got one. And I mean preemptively. End of administration pardons are always politically fraught. So don't make anything of this. Yeah. Well, you saw Anna Navarro talk about how Hunter debuts his pardon by Woodrow Wilson.

President George Herbert Walker Bush's intervention to spare former Defense Secretary Casper Weinberger and Bill Clinton's pardon of financier and donor Mark Ritch seemed quaint compared to what Biden officials are grappling with as Trump returns to the presidency with lieutenants plotting tribunals against adversaries. It would be a shame if that unprecedented thing ever happened in the history of America, wouldn't it? You mean they're going to investigate the fucking corrupt criminal crime shit that's been going on?

Mark Rich worked for Israel, by the way. That's why Bill Clinton had to pardon him. And that was before the president pardoned his son, infuriating many of his own party. Even Democrats are upset about that. Yeah. But the douchebag who wrote this article wants you to think that, I have to do this just to protect you from... That's who the interference is for, by the way. They're running interference for Democrats who still believe in Democrats. Not for me or you. That's right.

Now Biden's aides also must consider whether they should offer the same legal inoculation to public officials who've attracted the ire of Trump or his supporters that the president granted his convicted son. So most of the country, based on that map of the voting? So most of the country. So what's great about all these stories about Biden's potential pardons is that none of them mention the possibility that Fauci, Cheney,

that they might have committed crimes. I think that Trump should say, fuck that and do whatever he's going to do anyway. That's what I advocate. So none of these stories are going to say, hey, you know what? There is a chance these guys all committed crimes, though. So this got Jonathan Martin, this deep state lapdog mouthpiece is not going to ever put that in this article. None of these articles. He's not going to say, hey, by the way, there's a good chance these people did commit crimes. All those other tweets are attacking that guy. Heg said this is the only. Yeah, I took a break from that for this.

So Dr. Simon Godek says reports suggest that Biden intends to pardon Dr. Fauci, arguably one of the most notorious criminals in human history. In this thread, I will present evidence proving he was a gaslighter and a key player in the pandemic, fully deserving to spend the rest of his life behind bars. I mean, so here's for instance, here's Dr. Fauci, uh,

In 2017. Now, how do you know?

How's the surprise then? The fact that it's not a surprise if you're predicting it, that it's a predicted outbreak. So again, the criminals can't help but give themselves away. Was it a surprise he was funding the gain-of-function research working for DARPA, the Pentagon, working on bioweapons? Which is what they unleashed on you. Which is what was unleashed on you, and then he lied to Congress about it. Not once, but twice. He lied about funding the gain-of-function research.

Yeah, well, so let's watch. So let's watch all the lies, all the contradictions by Fauci. This is Fauci versus Fauci. And I guess Jonathan Martin, the guy who wrote this bullshit article, doesn't know any of this. I guess he just he doesn't have access to the same shit I do in my fucking garage. He doesn't have the same accent accent, not a political, not a political.

I don't know how many times I can say it, Madam Chair. We did not fund gain-of-function research to be conducted in the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Anyway, so let me just go on about NIH lifts funding pause on gain-of-function research that might be anticipated to create, transfer, or use enhanced potential pandemic pathogens. I don't think this is going to be foolproof. Things are going to slip through.

So there's the first lie, Jonathan Martin. There's the first lie. He lied to Congress, said he didn't fund the thing, which in 2018, he said, well, guess what? We're going to fund this. And it's got to do with the pandemic. And it's going to, there's going to be some shit that's going to leak, you know, like the virus. Expect a surprise. Expect a surprise. If it may have been a lab, may have been nature, we're supposed to look forward. Then why did Dr. Fauci work so hard for just one of those theories?

I almost have to laugh at that, Neil. I mean, that's totally bizarre. First of all, I wasn't leaning totally strongly one way or the other. I've always kept an open mind. As you know, he always kept an open mind about where the virus came from. Was it a lab leak or did it come from animals? He said he wasn't leaning strongly one way or another. Well, here's a bunch of, we're going to show you he's lying.

There's a sort of urban legend that there's a biological warfare center in Wuhan and that the coronavirus escaped from that. Did you have any sense of where it probably came from? I think ultimately we know that these things come from an animal reservoir. I've heard these conspiracy theories. And like all conspiracy theories, they're just conspiracy theories.

So he said he had an open mind, but actually he was calling them conspiracy theories. So there's a big lie. So there's two big lies immediately. A dumb jagoff comedian found. But Jonathan Martin couldn't find that who wrote this for Politico. Isn't that interesting? Well, I think it's more interesting. Newt Gingrich has a podcast and someone has listened to it. Here we go. Wasn't leaning totally strongly one way or the other. I've always kept an open mind.

Right now, people should not be walking. There's no reason to be walking around with a mask. Should you be wearing two masks or one mask? I often myself wear two masks. Can we make a general recommendation that doesn't have scientific basis yet? No. Please wear a mask.

The chances of my getting infected in an indoor setting is extremely low. And that's the reason why in indoor settings now, I feel comfortable about not wearing the mask because I'm fully man. I'm fully vaccinated. May of 2021. In a congregate indoor setting, wear a mask.

And so why did he lie so much about masks? Well, at first he told you the truth. You shouldn't wear a mask during a pandemic. It doesn't do anything because there's no science to back it up. There never was. There still isn't based on nothing.

So then he says, hey, you don't have to wear a mask anymore indoors because I'm vaccinated. And why did he say that? That was to encourage other people to get vaccinated. It wasn't because it was science. It was to make other people want to get vaccinated so they don't have to wear a mask anymore. And then a year and a half later, he says you should still wear a mask indoors. Why? Because he had to keep the fear going. So you kept getting boosters. Right.

You know the boosters that the people at the FDA who were in charge of the vaccine, the booster program, they resigned over the boosters. Yeah. By the way, if you weren't a fucking moron, you might have noticed something odd about having to put a mask back on right after they said you could take it off because the vaccine works. That's right. Nobody notices any of that, Kurt. Here we go. Well, I did. Here we go.

There's lockdowns. Here's him lying about lockdowns. First of all, I didn't recommend locking anything down. Yes, he did. I went with Dr. Birx into the president and said, 15 days are not enough. We need to go 30 days. Obviously, there were people who had a problem with that because of the potential secondary effects.

Nonetheless, at that time, the president went with the health recommendations and we extended it another 30 days. First of all, I didn't recommend locking anything down.

Vaccines make you sicker. The worst possible thing you could do is vaccinate somebody to prevent infection and actually make them worse. This would not be the first time, if it happened, that a vaccine that looked good in initial safety actually made people worse. Well, the latter part of what you just said is untrue. You don't get worse results from vaccinating. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

She really has the flu. She definitely doesn't need a flu vaccine. The optimal degree of protection when you get infection is to get vaccinated after infection. Because the best vaccination is to get infected yourself. The optimal degree of protection when you get infection is to get vaccinated after infection. She really has the flu. She definitely doesn't need a flu vaccine. So if you're saying, are we out of the pandemic phase in this country? We are.

Is this country ready for another pandemic? And are we still in the one we have not, that we've been talking about? Well, we certainly are still in it. The safety of these vaccines have been clearly established. The long-term effects that the people are apparently concerned about really have with, I'm sure there is a very, very, very, very rare exception, but the long-term effects are

are really essentially non-existent. Do we have any data about vaccines and the back end of that or the negative side of that? There's been a number of studies, New York Times just did one about menstruating cycles and how that is affected by vaccines.

Yeah, though. Well, the menstrual thing is something that seems to be quite transient and temporary. That's the point. That's one of the points. We need to study it more. We need to study because the other side that just keeps putting out misinformation and disinformation seems to be tireless in that effort. An article in the San Francisco Examiner, I think, a Sunday magazine section, which was just

I still have a picture of it. It says, I call you murderer, an open letter to an incompetent idiot, Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of NIAID.

He's not incompetent. He did it on purpose. No, it's not incompetence. He did it on purpose. That was all on purpose. That was all purposeful lying. And of course, political doesn't know that. And I've got a million more videos like that, by the way. A million. Matt Orfala has made a million videos like that, pointing out. I don't do research. You know the name I'm already thinking of to show it to that would never even look at it on purpose.

She's a lady. She wears an air purifier around her neck. Yes, I know. She ain't going to look. She ain't going to look at it. Those people will never look at it. Those people will never look at it. And I know people who do shows called Government Secrets. They would never look at that. They literally do a show called Government Secrets. Well, it's not really a secret when he said it openly. Jonathan Martin.

He would never look at that. Jonathan Martin would never look at that. Oh, he's seen the reports. He's there to cover it up. Fauci's just the front guy. Well, you're not going to save your front man that beautifully says the lies he's supposed to say. He's not a doctor of any kind, obviously. He's a fucking jerk-off like Peter Hotez.

And so are we going to get the people behind that guy? That's what I want to know. I know the wooden puppet boy that magically came to life and said opposing things done different years. I'd like to see him thrown into the fire. Sure. But what about the people at DARPA and those other places?

that are telling you they're doing a replacement. They're doing a, in their words, immigration replacement, and at the same time sterilizing people and killing them and telling them, oh, we don't have enough birth rate. It seems like you could really see what the goal is here if you just look at all the things.

This is why I have a job, because corrupt garbage reporters like this guy and garbage news publications like Politico exist, and people think they're real.

People think they're getting the news from Politico or the New York Times or MSNBC or CNN or the BBC. And they're not. They're getting straight up propaganda. And that's what this is. And a lot of it comes directly from the deep state. Wait, you're telling me you don't have a job because of a vast right wing infrastructure, including Joe Rogan, another Bernie voter. All right, Bernie, bro.

I hate these people. Amazing. It's really hard. I have to say it's very hard to see these stories and not drink. And I do drink. Not only is it hard, I can't not do it. This is why I have a show. And the fact that I was able to hang on to my show during COVID and tell the truth about COVID when pieces of garbage like Politico and the people who write for them are never going to tell you the truth about COVID. They're never going to tell you the truth about anything.

You could spot a goddamn Intel Mockingbird plant a mile away because they all use the same little terms and they use the same – They have weasel words. Yeah, they all use weasel words. That's what you learn I guess in spy school or wherever the fuck they go to. It's becoming so apparent. I don't understand why they think –

I guess you're desperate you're going to do as much lying as you can. The good news is the election revealed that most people don't believe this garbage anymore. I like how people say, well, it's a really divided country. Did you see the election map? No, it wasn't divided at all. It's all red, except there's a couple of blue pimples. That's not divided. Yeah, just patches of morons employed by the state that don't look into it on purpose who are the insulation for the people that are intentionally lying.

And then dumb whore actors. Actors are the dumbest whores. Dumbest. That's why they don't research. You don't want a whore researching. You want them hoctooing. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show is you become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week, and it's a great way to help support the show. You can do it by going to JimmyDoreComedy.com, clicking on Join Premium.

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So I don't know who wrote this. I think there's a name for this, and it's called Flood the Country with Immigrants, Go After Citizens That Complain About It, Instigate Riots Between Citizens and Immigrants. This all happened. Implement Police State Complete with Surveillance and Facial Recognition Cameras Everywhere.

Problem, reaction, solution. So that, first of all, I don't know if this slide is racist or a conspiracy theory or a racist conspiracy theory, but I do know whoever wrote this loves Russia and hates women. Yes. Thank you for saying it. I was about to say it if you didn't. This sounds like the great replacement theory. You know, that nonsense term that morons and liars use? Yeah.

No, I'm not familiar with it. You have the same liars and morons who used to say demographics are destiny. Which is infinitely more racist, I would like to point out. That's right. It's the same fucking thing, too. I mean, that's hilarious. So here's Keir Starmer. So he's the prime minister right now of the UK, correct? Yeah, not much longer. Yes.

A perfectly square head. That's what I like about him. He looks like Bert. Well, Bert's more of a cone head. When I was a kid, they would say that's a punchable face. That's what they would say. Yeah, it's a blockhead. Not even Michael Rappaport has a more punchable... He doesn't. At least not if you're wearing protective gloves.

I'm not saying anybody should punch anybody. I'm just saying when I was a kid, that's what we would say about that face. That's all I'm saying. Hey, go punch Rectanglehead. Is that the kind of things you would say in your school? So this guy, Geiger Capital, says, holy S, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer just admitted that Western leaders have been running an open borders experiment. You want to see him admit it? Watch this. You think I'm kidding? Watch this. Well, the British people are owed...

is an explanation. Because a failure on this scale isn't just bad luck, it isn't a global trend or taking your eye off the ball. No, this is a different order of failure. What? This happened by design, not accident. Policies were reformed, deliberately, to liberalise immigration. Brexit was used for that purpose.

to turn Britain into a one nation experiment in open borders. What? Global Britain. That's the Prime Minister saying that. Yeah. First of all, why is he saying they did that? I mean, we. He was worked for Five Eyes. Yeah. Remember when they used to say Global Britain? Watch this. Remember that slogan? Global Britain. That is what they meant. A policy with no support,

which they then pretended wasn't happening. I can't believe he keeps saying they. He keeps saying they. And then they did pretend it wasn't happening. They did the same thing here in the United States. I'm so deracist for saying it's happening, and people I know personally still think it's not happening. They still think it's not happening. Evidently, that's the pronoun that they want to choose. They, yeah. Oh, he's non-binary. That's why he's saying that. And then they denied it was happening.

Well, the British people. But by the way, you want to know why this is so crazy? Because this is what he said in 2020. Right. We need to make the wider case on immigration. We welcome migrants. We don't scapegoat them. Low wages, poor housing, poor public services are not the fault of migrants and people.

Wow. So that's really different than the thing he said later that we just looked at earlier. So in 2020, this is what he was saying in 2020. We need to make the wider case on immigration. We welcome migrants. We don't scapegoat them. Low wages, poor housing, poor public services.

are not the fault of migrants and people. So isn't that amazing? And this is what he just said this week. This is what he said. Listen to this. What the British people are owed is an explanation. Yeah. From fucking you. They're owed an explanation from you. Does someone have a blackmail tape on him? What is the... Because a failure on this scale isn't just bad luck. It isn't a global trend or taking your eye off the ball.

No, this is a different order of failure. This happened by design, not accident. Is he anti-Semitic? Policies were informed deliberately to liberalize immigration. Brexit was used for that purpose. Brexit was used for that purpose? He's blaming Brexit? So the point of Brexit was to not have that. The exact opposite. The point of Brexit was the exact opposite of that.

By the way, global, what do they call it? Global England or whatever? What did they just say? That's like old school colonialism. Yeah, global Britain. Yeah, well, that was made. It's one of the last of the Mohicans movie. Make the world Britain. It's one thing to flood the United States with immigrants. It's one thing to flood the United States with immigrants to try to suppress wages and create friction between workers and even poorer people.

and mess with the culture. It's one thing because the United States was built on immigration. The UK was not. England was not built on that.

They're the indigenous people, the British. Do you know what the number one baby name is in England? Mohammed. Oh, that's a good name I might use for my baby. I love that name. Nothing wrong with that name. Hey, Mo, what's up? Mo Metzger. So there he is pretending he was blaming this on Brexit. What else does he say? To turn Britain into a one nation experiment in open borders.

A one nation experiment? We're doing that. Come on, come on. Hold on, let me play this. In open borders, global Britain. Remember that slogan? That is what they meant. A policy with no support, of which they then pretended wasn't happening.

And the they that he's talking about is him. There's still people in prison that he put in prison for tweeting about it. That's right. If this was a movie, he would not be cast as the good guy. Believe me. He'd be the weak backstabbing traitor who fucks everybody over. Yeah, he's an MI5 operative that covered up the Jimmy Savile shit. And so now the cult... The cult...

Your shit liberal cult has sent him out to do damage control for a failed experiment. I don't even really think it's a failed experiment. It's a success. Yeah, because it ruined the economy just like it was designed to do. It dispossessed the poor right on schedule. It ruined the lives of innocent people who complained about it. It locked fascism into place. And oh, yeah, blame Brexit. Don't blame the deep state banking claw that holds the Western world at bay.

Blame Brexit. Yeah. Not the real people doing this. Yeah. And don't you dare say who's doing it or I'm going to accuse you of Jewish space lasers. So as I've said, the Biden administration opened our nation's borders on purpose. This is kind of proof of that. You're simply lying to yourself if you still think otherwise. They have been flying 30,000 illegal immigrants into the country every month. We covered this.

We covered that. They're flying them in. They were flying them in with an app. By the way, how is it hard to get your insurance payments, but it's easy to illegally enter the country with a fucking app? How is that possible? They can't do Medicare? They could do that, though. They could fly 30,000 illegals in. I can't get over it. We need to make the wider case on immigration. We welcome it.

This is just four years ago he's saying that. Maybe he misread the teleprompter because he wasn't wearing his glasses. That's got to be what it is. He got his eyes checked and he realized the numbers were not what he thought.

The wider he's really gaping the case for immigration right there. Polish housewife says when Keir Starmer says they opened the borders by design, he typically omits the fact that he and his party were cheerleaders for open borders. He's currently locking people up for complaining about the consequences. Just as you said, Kurt. He's an enforcer. I can't. You know who should experiment with open borders? Fucking Israel. Yeah. Yeah.

It was extremely obvious it was coordinated, meaning this open border policy. It was extremely obvious it was coordinated given it hit every Western country at the same time. But the governments are merely the pawns. We know the UN NGOs are facilitators. We know that the WEF and its ilk are what we can see as the conductors. But who was orchestrating? Mm-hmm.

He's blaming Brexit. I think that is the point he's trying to convey, which is laughable. But the left needs something to blame. We said Brexit was used. Open borders policies in Britain came from establishment left and right, just like in the United States. There's nothing to do with Brexit. Of course not. You know who caught on to this?

So this is Viktor Orban, a guy who they want you to think is the next Hitler, just like they said the same thing about Trump here. Why? Because he wants to close the borders in his country. That's a big reason. He's also doing a power grab, but that's what normal politicians do.

Laugh my ass off. We already knew this from Twitter. That's why this platform is better than the media. Viktor Orban, the prime minister of Hungary, he announced that they were going to do this before they did it in 2019. You want to hear him say it? Watch this. I don't remember how Mr. George Soros published his plan in English. So George Soros wrote an op-ed.

where he laid this plan out and here's Victor Orban he's gonna quote from it watch this racist I don't remember how mr. George for us published his plan in English in a project syndicate publication it was done 2015 September 26 and he published a plan he said that he is my I'm quoting here are the six components of my comprehensive plan

I just quote two or three points of that. First is he said very clearly 2015 that quoting again, EU has to accept at least a million asylum seekers annually. In 2015, George Soros wrote an editorial where he said Europe has to accept a million asylum seekers annually. At least. Why? Why? Here's why.

Here's why. That's the first point. Second, he said, adequate financing is critical. So he said adequate financing is critical. The reason why, Kurt, I'll jump to the punchline, is because Europeans aren't making enough babies. We just heard every Bill Clinton just said that on the campaign trail. We're not making enough babies in America, so we've got to import workers. That is all bullshit.

Right. That is bullshit. Because they don't get paid enough. That's right. And they want more money. So that's why we need the new workers to take less money. Because they'll be so grateful. The real unemployment rate in America is somewhere between 10 and 20%.

Do you know during the Great Depression, the unemployment was 25%? So the way they figure out unemployment now artificially lowers the unemployment rate. The unemployment rate is probably around 15%, maybe even 20%. And so when Bill Clinton and those liars...

Tell you that we need to import workers. That's a lie. What they want is to import cheap labor to suppress the wages of American workers. That's what they mean. And Victor Orban is on to it because this is a George Soros big idea. And he says the best. So the first part is you got to let in a million asylum seekers every year. Then you have to finance it. How do you do that? You borrow. Watch this. Post.

To issue long-term Euro bonds. Euro bonds. So Euro bonds for financing. Wow. To finance the migration crisis and the migrants. And how much do you want to give them? Migration crisis and the migrants' social and welfare taking. You know how they were giving credit cards, debit cards, and hotel rooms to migrants? They borrowed for that. You know how they did? This is the plan.

This came right from George Soros. Watch this.

when they arrive to the European Union. And another point which is very important for Hungary, which is involving the territory of Hungary directly into this program, he said that, quoting them, safe channels must be established for asylum seekers, starting with getting them from Greece and Italy to their destination countries. So migration channels have to be established to get them from Greece...

And Italy. Well, where did they come from? Human trafficking. They came from Libya. They came from Iraq. They came from Somalia. All the countries were doing economic war on. Yeah. You know, I think that's kind of nice. We're not just blowing them up and destroying their economies. We're bringing them here to ruin the citizens lives here after we do that because we have a conscience. Yes. There's more to this. Watch this.

So we have to, this is George Soros saying that we have to create migrant safe travel lanes and then bring them to their final destinations in European countries. Why, why, why, what? Oh my God. Which means to bring them to Hungary and then have them go to Oslo. So don't forget that what we are speaking about is not an accidental stories, not a bulk of

years of accidental so it's a plan which is going on it was written it was published it's known so we are fighting to get an organized gang called Empire of George George NGOs who are just supporting everybody who is trying to think our legal system and our regulation and financing illegal activity against our nation so this is

This is why the story is not just about migration, but it's about how this European Union is working and how George Soros was able to captive the main positions inside many institutions of the European Union, buying out MPs and other leaders

And in order to execute the plan, which is written and it's against all the Christian and national based political forces, it's against us. It's about how to change Europe and how to eliminate and push aside all the Christian conservative national based political leaders and voters from the European Union decision making. And immediately the establishment liberal media press started calling this guy the next Hitler.

Yeah, I remember. Because he called out their plan. Dude, that show I was working on. I had a shit lib in my DMs who I've known for 30 years who was every stupid fucking thing they say on MSNBC, she just spews out of her mouth. She goes, oh, well, I know you've cozied up to Tucker Carlson and he admires Victor Orban. Oh, the worst of the worst. I go, you know, Victor Orban isn't doing a genocide right now. You know who is? The person you're out campaigning for.

Tucker Carlson's not doing a genocide. You know who is the person you told me you're going to do everything you can to get her elected? She's doing a genocide. But somehow Victor Orban is worse. Tucker Carlson is worse. I was told to hate them. Yeah, you were told to hate them. That's called a received opinion. That's called a received opinion. Right, a valid opinion. The one that's given to you by your betters. When I worked on Who is America, Sasha's show, it's crazy.

Because Sasha would always, we kept hammering Assad in these sketches. And, like, I didn't know shit about it. Like, it's not like Sam Hussein or Osama, you could sink your teeth into that villain. I don't know shit about Assad or care about him. And Sasha's from the old money family. I don't even know how aware he is what he's doing, but they push the white helmets. Yeah. Every fucking, and I remember hearing about Victor Orban and how bad it was. Yes. And how bad Brexit was. And I didn't know about any of this stuff at the time. Yes.

And I don't think they – like I said, I don't know how deliberately his thing is but he's a rich kid who's a good boy at the end of the day. If you're a good boy, you're going to take your received opinion and you're going to promulgate it however you can.

Chomsky also pushed that garbage about Viktor Orban, just like he pushed the garbage about 9-11, just like he pushed the garbage about force to vote. JFK. Pick your battles, Jimmy. You've got to pick your battles. Don't tell the truth all the time. That's right. That would be insane. Lie sometimes. For power. So let's watch the rest of this. This is the migration about, not just about migration. It's very important.

So he seems like a monster. So here, watch this. So here is Del Bigtree. He's interviewing a guy named Jeffrey Jakin. And they're going to talk about this. What about how it's happening in the United States and about how when he was in Switzerland? Well, first of all, but my big question is, how dare this foreigner opine about how we have sadly opened our borders? Let's listen. Here we go.

This is exactly when I was in Switzerland, a lot of people, international reporters were coming up to me and saying, your border situation is finally happening. We've been having this for 10 years in Europe. It's destroying our economy. It's destroying our families. It's destroying our livelihood. It's destroying our safety in our countries. And now they're doing it to you in America. We actually thought they were like, we thought you would stand up against it. We thought your ideas of liberty and freedom would stop this. You had a strong border. What happened?

You know, it's really amazing. It is an attack. There's an attack on the sovereignty of the United States of America and everyone that supports it should really be, I think, considered in some way an enemy to the sovereignty of this nation. And in the European Union, the entryways for this migration were through the water routes up into Italy, up into Spain and Greece. And then from there, the transfer went from everywhere from Ireland, UK, Germany, Sweden, Austria. I mean, throughout the entire European Union, you see you see reports of of

these small towns just being swamped by people that are not from that town and that the resources just can't handle it. And, you know, these AAA bonds that George Soros is talking about, it's not, not doing it, not doing it. But here in the United States, we have our version of that. It's a land, it's the land gap, the Darien gap. And we had Michael Yan. He's the journalist, a combat photographer has done great work. They're bringing several people down there to really see what's going on here. And this, these NGOs are. So the Darien gap is in between North and South America and North America. That is, you cannot traverse.

But now they've figured out a way to get people across it. Maybe you always could, but it's a secret route to. Yeah. So there it is. There it is. That's called the Darien Gap. And you know who else went down there to talk about this? Brett Weinstein went down there and talked about this. Here we go. Or maybe it was Eric. I'm not sure. But one of them did.

And these NGOs are rampant down there, really helping. And we can see, I mean, it's no secret either in the media, this is NPR, a record 400,000 migrants have crossed the treacherous Darien Gap to reach the U.S. So 400,000, so they have NGOs. That stands for a non-governmental organization, which gets funded by people like George Soros, who controls the governments.

Well, he's the forward facing part of it, like that CEO from the health company. Like, first of all, well, let's watch the rest of this. I'm stepping on something. Yeah, sorry. In Panama, and then another one here in the Darien, refugees receive help all along the way. But let's go back. So George Soros, it wasn't his brainchild. As early as 2000, if we want to go back that far in just recent history, we have the UN, United Nations Population Division, and they produced a white paper in the

literal title of this white paper was called replacement migration. And so what does it say in there? So the number of migrants needed to offset declines in the working age populations are significantly larger than those needed to offset total population decline. So they're admitting this population decline. Whether those large numbers of migrants are within the realm of options open to governments depends to a great extent on the social, economic, and political circumstances of the particular country or region. So if the appetite socially is there, if the financing is there, if the politics is there, the

Green light it. And that's where George Soros comes in and he says, this is how we make those things palatable. This is how we change the society, open the society, if you will. This is how we finance it. This is how we use politics to do this. And the report, the UN report centered around one of several critical issues. And this is one of them. Policies and programs relating to international migration, in particular, replacement migration and the integration of large numbers of recent migrants and their descendants. So that is the critical issue of how are we going to do this according to the UN?

Yeah. So this was this has been in play and they've been talking about this since 2000. I mean, and you're a traitor for noticing you're a traitor for you're a racist. You're a traitor. So Trump wins. And days later, just days later, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says he's going to stop with the immigration madness in Canada. And then Keir Starmer says the same thing weeks later in the UK.

What changed, I wonder? What changed? Will we ever get to know what changed behind the scenes that made this happen? I would love to know. It better not be QAnon related because I'm going to be mad because I never looked into that because I thought it was stupid. But somebody is afraid and changing their story now. Isn't that amazing? Soros is not the head guy, okay? Whatever anybody thinks, he's not. And I've showed you how Democrats...

for years and years, screamed about illegal immigration the same way Donald Trump does. And then all of a sudden they stopped. They stopped at the same time George Soros wrote that editorial. Even Bernie Sanders used to say it.

And they all stopped. And then they all stopped. It's like the transition from regular rappity rap to gangster rap. What happened? They all stopped and then they all turned against Donald Trump saying what Donald Trump, who was saying exactly what they were saying all those years, they now called him a racist. They're being paid to say the opposite. They're being paid to say the opposite.

To go against their thing. And that's what being successful and that's what being a real winner is. Change. And he'd rather be populous in the woods because because I noticed it. Yeah. And I noticed it.

And I used to think the same thing. I thought Tucker Carlson was a racist talking about the great replacement. But when I then I was like, no, they used to say the same thing. They would call it demographics are destiny. Wait, you go back because the U.N. called it replacement. The fucking U.N. put it in their report replacement. So it's not a conspiracy. The people that came up with it called it that they called it that.

And so then they switched it. And so because all the people I know in Hollywood don't have a fucking original thought in their brain, and they don't have a skeptical fiber of their body for mainstream establishment propaganda, they just completely memory hole that every Democrat talked about demographics as destiny.

And they wanted to get into Bill Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Bernie Sanders. So we have to stop illegal immigration. We have to make them speak English. They used to say that we have to make them speak English. We have to deport them. We have to deport them. And then they all stopped. As soon as George Soros wrote that, that editorial, that all went away.

Okay, keep in mind, George Soros is the George Clooney of op-eds. Do you understand? George Clooney. They didn't make the decision on George Clooney's call, but Obama got him to do it. So George Soros, if they didn't like what he's doing, any of these governments, guess what? He'd be dead.

The fact that he's alive means the people in power approve of it. He's the guy they put out there for you to – and then they can say you're anti-Semitic. A guy that helped steal Jew stuff during the Holocaust as a kid, they're going to tell you you're anti-Semitic. A guy who hates Judaism and the nations and all that. A pure Epstein-level globalist. So, again, this is not to get people to hate immigrants.

I think it is, Jimmy. You're saying great replacement theory. This is to let you know that there's a higher game being played. So I've often said in my act, if you find yourself being angry at someone lower on the economic ladder than you, pretty good chance we're all being manipulated by someone higher on the economic ladder. And that's exactly what this segment reveals.

I'm not going to do that's exactly what this has been forced on you that the immigrants they've wrecked their economy you think people from Haiti want to move to another country nobody wants to leave their home country and move to another country because they're so the reason what we do is we make them so desperate and poor and wreck their economy overthrow their governments.

Like we do all over the world. Like we did in Libya. Like we did in Somalia. Like we did in Sudan. Like we did in Iran. Like we did in Iraq. Like we're trying to do right now in Syria. Like we did in Venezuela, in Haiti. This is the game. And J.D. Vance won't tell you that game. I don't know why. Why won't he tell you that game? Because that's being funded by his funders.

He'll talk about the Haitian immigrants in a way that helps him politically, but he won't tell you why they're there. He won't tell you what happened. He'll talk about the Venezuelan immigrants and the gangs that came from South America, but he won't tell you how they got here or why they're desperate. He won't tell you because he'd be telling on the funders. So that's what we need to keep in mind.

And we need to demand a border. Even the most lefty liberal congressman in my life, Dennis Kucinich, he was so left that the Democrats gerrymandered him out of his own district so they could get rid of him. He says, we got to secure the border. We have to shut it down and secure the border. If you don't have a border, you don't have a country, which is exactly what Donald Trump says. This is a game being played on us, and then they use it to divide us.

And they're not just doing it in the United States. Just like Del Bigtree said, they've been doing this for 10 years in Europe. 10 years. The number one name in England for babies, Mohammed. Not that that's, love that name. But that gives you an example of the kind of immigration that's been happening. That they've been flooding the country with. And if you notice it, you're called a racist. If you notice this and call this out, well now the Prime Minister of the UK is calling it out.

And he's pretending like he didn't have anything to do with it. Now that it's already done, it's already done. Hey, become a premium member. Go to JimmyDoreComedy.com. Sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business.

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