Biden Is Demented Says U.S. Justice Department!
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We have one of the most disgraceful stories we've ever presented on either platform here on YouTube. The mocking of a disabled elderly man by the government, the

The man just happens to be our president. Bullying. It's bullying. They're bullying him. It's ageism. Special counsel describes Biden as elderly man with poor memory. An eyebrow raising report. What is raising your eyebrow about that? Well, in agreement. In agreement.

Special Counsel Robert Herr on Thursday released a 388-page report on President Biden's retention of classified material, finding the president frequently showed limitations with his memory and recall. Ha ha!

While the report concluded no charges should be brought against the president, its language describing Biden 81 is likely to be campaign fodder for Republicans who have repeatedly raised questions about the president's ability to serve. Oh.

And opting not to bring charges, her, who was appointed by former President Trump to serve as U.S. attorney for the District of Maryland in 2017, cited the shortage of evidence, but also how Biden would present himself to a jury. Quote,

We have also considered that at trial, Mr. Biden would likely present himself to a jury, as he did during our interview of him, as a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory. In other words, you're never going to get a jury to convict because they're going to feel too sorry for this doddering old man.

Yeah, and that's really important because all the libs who are saying, oh, it was gratuitous that they mentioned what a doddering old man he is. That was gratuitous. That was unnecessary. No, moron. That was part of their rationale for not indicting him was that because his brain is broken, he couldn't present himself to a –

to an actual jury. You couldn't actually have a trial because he's that far gone. That was part of why they chose to do what they did. So they weren't just piling on. That was part of their explanation for why they ruled the way they were. They're explaining why they're not prosecuting him. Exactly. Because...

I mean, I suppose they feel that on the merits there are grounds to prosecute, but they're explaining it's not prosecutable because his memory shot and he's going to read as sympathetic and not capable of culpability to a jury. He's like the white Ricky Ray Rector. You know, what's the point? He's saving his pecan pie for after. Yeah.

Okay. Shit, I just blanked out. Well, let's get through it. Based on our direct interactions with and observations of him, he is someone for whom many jurors will want to identify reasonable doubt. It would be difficult to convince a jury that they should convict him by then a former president well into his 80s of a serious felony that requires a mental state of willfulness.

The report on more than one occasion refers to Biden struggling to remember things when he spoke to a ghostwriter for his memoir, as well as when he was speaking to investigators. Her cited Biden's 2017 conversations with ghostwriter Mark Zwanitzer, which

which her described as, quote, painfully slow with Mr. Biden struggling to remember events and straining at times to read and relay his own notebook entries.

In his interview with our office, Mr. Biden's memory was worse, her wrote. A pro-Trump super PAC quickly made use of the report. Quote, if you're too senile to stand trial, then you're too senile to be president. Joe Biden is unfit to lead this nation. Alex Pfeiffer, communications director for the pro-Trump super PAC, make America great again, Inc. said in a statement.

Her's report is likely to set off a fury with Biden supporters. Democratic strategist Paul Begala, Tucker's old sparring partner. I said in a previous segment, man, rough night for the libs last night. What a pile on. What an unrelenting pile on. Speaking Thursday afternoon on CNN described some of the remarks as cheap shots.

Biden's personal and White House lawyers wrote a letter to her on Monday upon the conclusion of the investigation, arguing the special counsel's treatment of the president was unfair and called the repeated references to his memory gratuitous. It's not gratuitous. They're explaining why.

Why they are not bringing charges in a clear case, especially they have to explain it because they went after Trump for the same thing. They have to explain why are they not doing this in this case? They don't they don't want to be under scrutiny themselves are saying, hey, the guy is too far gone.

It is one thing, quote, it is one thing to observe President Biden's memory as being significantly limited on certain subjects. It is quite another to use the more sweeping and highly prejudicial language employed later in the report. White House special counsel Richard Sauber and personal attorney Bob Bauer wrote to her. What's this?

defense is going to be if he doesn't say that? Right, exactly. The president's age has clouded discussions about the presidential race, particularly with Trump's 77 expected to be the GOP nominee.

polls have repeatedly shown voters have concerns about biden's age other surveys have suggested a large number of americans are unhappy with their choices in biden and trump now you know these people they just want everything they just want everything they want they want two non-geriatric candidates who seem competent and capable of doing the job what are they thinking

The special counsel at one point in the report wrote that Biden, quote, did not remember when he was vice president, forgetting when his term ended and in another instance forgot when his term began.

Her reported Biden did not remember when his son, Bo, had died and his memory appeared hazy when speaking about a debate over Afghanistan. That was critical to his memoirs. Did he remember his father's kibbutz that was destroyed? You know, they didn't get into that in this article. Biden would be 86 at the end of a potential second term. The president has said it is fair for voters to consider his age, but

But he here's the punchline. But he and his team have stressed that he should be judged on his record of achievements while in office. You can't make it up. Yeah.

The nation has an obesity problem. When I got into office, it cost you $4 for a dozen eggs. Now it costs you $8. You're eating half as many eggs. You're losing weight. Would he even remember a line that great? Probably not. Twice this week, Biden has confused the names of European leaders he met with at a Group of Seven summit early in his presidency.

Trump, who is 77, has not been immune from his own moments of confusion on the campaign trail. Trump at one October rally appeared to confuse the leaders of Hungary and Turkey. In January, he repeatedly confused former Speaker Nancy Pelosi with his GOP primary opponent, Nikki Haley, falsely claiming. I confused Hungary and Turkey, too. You remember why I confused Hungary and Turkey, Russell? Why?

Because turkey makes me hungry. Oh, no. You didn't. See? You didn't. I made that joke on our show, and he hated it. He hates punny dad jokes. I hate those jokes. I thought that might trigger a memory because I've said that to you. But yes, I've confused those before, too. They had to change the name of the country because of your hijinks. I hope you're happy. You know, they change it because of that. I wanted to say, my opponent, Fancy Pelloni.

All right. So he said that Haley was in charge of security during the January 6th attack on the Capitol. Now, I got to say, and look, I've been doing the show on and off for a few weeks now. You know, I'm not a fan of Donald Trump. This sounds more like Donald Trump's ignorance than that he's having a cognitive problem. Yeah.

Yeah, you have to understand, when I mix things up, it's just because I'm a crazy fucking moron. It's not that I've lost my faculty. I mean, honestly, that's the case I'm making. It's just me being me. Right. Okay, he really did say that his, on October 7th, what was the pivotal date? 6th, January 6th. October 7th. Oh, oh, oh. That his father's kibbutz was destroyed 75 years ago this October 7th today. Oh, no, no, I saw that. That's beyond...

Listen, he's not too old. Why is everybody saying that? I don't care if you're old. When do we not have old-ass presidents? They're old. His fucking brain doesn't work. It's like North Korea. You know when the dear leader Kim Il-sung had a big fucking tumor on the back of his neck for the last part of his life? And everybody there was like, it's no glory injury. It's believed now that was an attempt at cloning. The clone was... They were trying to grow it in the neck. Well, they all thought it was...

Mike Malz is telling me about it because the people go, no, yeah, he had a war injury.

That's the, that's where we're at. North Korea. Yes. Yes. I mean, yes, absolutely. When you look at this, the idea that you're going to go out there as a so-called journalist and try to make the case that Joe Biden is not clearly mentally incompetent to serve as the president, aside from his defects in policy and character, just mental competence is,

How are you different from state TV? How are you different from TV in a totalitarian society or newspapers? How are you different from a press that is completely controlled by the state? Functionally, you're not any different. You're not any different. If any society that we're on the outs with had a leader like that, that the press was running around trying to pretend was not mentally incompetent, we'd be all over the place.

Look at in these societies that aren't free, how the press has to prop up the dear leader. Of course, we're doing it now. You have anything before we get into his press conference? No, let's get into this first. Well, look, I want to say this and you guys want to back me up on this. But I mean, it's so disheartening. And honestly, and I hate to say this, but I'm starting to suspect that women do not, in fact, have a full dick and balls.

I'm losing faith in other scientific facts now. Well, they do have a dick and balls, but they're more safe and effective than ours. I know they're better. They're better. They have better dick and balls.

That was newer. Yeah. All right. So this is Joe Biden very forcefully and convincingly disabusing the nation of the notion that he's mentally incompetent. Something the special counsel said in his report is that one of the reasons you were not charged is because –

In his description, you are a well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory. I'm well-meaning and I'm an elderly man and I know what the hell I'm doing. I've been president and I put this country back on its feet. I don't need his recommendation. How bad is your memory? And can you continue as president? My memory is so bad I let you speak.

Do you know your memory has gotten worse, Mr. President? My memory is not good. My memory is fine. My memory, take a look at what I've done since I've become president. I didn't pass any of the things I got passed. How'd that happen? You know, I guess I just forgot what was going on.

wow like no really if it i can't stand this for more years and and i actually feel kind of bad for him like this is we've made the joke it's elder abuse but it really is good look at him look at him

Listen, this this I call bullshit on this whole thing. I think this whole thing is a setup. I'm being honest. I think they're trying to push him out of the race. And I think that's why. I mean, you've been saying that for a while. Or and that's why I think the campaign sent him out here. Why on earth would you send Joe Biden on that day?

out to not only do a press conference, but to take questions from reporters and have them yell them at him. It's not like he has his list there. OK, NBC. OK, CBS planted everybody in the crowd. Why would you do that unless you were trying to get him out of the race? I think they are trying to knock him out. I think this was the first step. Now it is on record that the guy's mind is gone. You're now seeing

The conversation about his mental faculties much more mainstream than you did a couple of days ago, and that's what I think is happening here. I don't think that this was a political hit job against the Democrats on the part of this prosecutor. Pardon me.

I think this is an effort to save the Democrats' ass by forcing him out of the race. The prosecutor was a Trump appointee, though. Why would he want to help the Democrats? I cannot imagine. I know, I know, but I cannot imagine. His reason is legit. They are not trying to force this guy out of the race here. This is what it seems like to me. This is step one. Why are they reporting it's a question? I can't see it.

I can't see him being on the ticket. Vivek Ramaswamy said the same thing. He didn't suggest an inside job, but he said, look, after today, he's not going to be the nominee. They're going to swap this guy out.

I think you're probably right. I'm not sure if that's the reason they dropped it, given who dropped it. But sending him out there, yes. Why on earth? They can't be that deluded to have thought that would go well. No, they're not. So why would you? They knew they were setting him up. They knew that this was going to go. How could it not? How could it not? Exactly. Exactly. You think he's going to go out there and ace it? Yeah.

You know, I mean, ridiculous. Wait, ask yourself this. People are this stupid that just now it's okay to notice that his brain is gone. What do you think they could do when Gavin Newsom's the new guy? Keeping in mind Bill Maher's stupidity about Gavin Newsom. And they're going to go, we did a great job in California.

Yeah, but the problem with Biden is he has just uniquely fucked himself. Like there was a segment we were almost going to do the other day on our show where this ceasefire protester was interviewed about Biden. She says, no, I'm not voting for Biden. And they say, well, are you going to vote for Trump? Obviously, I'm not going to vote for Trump. And this ceasefire protester says we need someone else on the Democratic side because a lot of the people who are boycotting the Biden ticket over Israel-Gaza,

would be inclined to vote for another democrat you know these are sjw types a lot of these are lib adjacent types they are gullible they are easily duped and the way to dupe them into voting blue now is to bounce this guy and put a guy like newsom in who wasn't there to fund israel's you know campaign in gaza they would they would say okay he doesn't have the baggage of joe biden has joe biden

Is too toxic right now. He cannot win. And the idea, I think, I mean, obviously, I'm not a mind reader, but if I had to guess, I would say inside his campaign, they're thinking we have to get this guy out. Now, the real question that this raises, of course, what do they do about the vice president? I was just going to say, I think it's about the timing.

I think if if they knock him out now. Yeah, she's they kind of have to go with Kamala. It would just be they have to stretch the convention. They have to stretch it out so then they can blame the delegates for not voting for Kamala. Right. Then it becomes a much more amorphous question. So I got to kind of, you know, just humiliate this guy for another few months.

This is planting a seed. This is step one because it's only going to snowball from here. I think you're probably right overall. I am.

They did not think it was a good idea to send him out there to a press conference. No, I agree. No way. Biden's team. I've said I've said this about Biden. I've said, you know, Biden's obviously gone. I've said this in the past. Biden's team is actually a pretty competent political team from the standpoint of they were able to push this guy over the finish line in an election. Right. Right. They are not into Bernie.

Yep. They are not. Right. They pulled. I mean, think about it. They were in a portion over the finish line. They're not political idiots. They they had to have known that that was going to blow up in his face and they set him up to go do it anyway. It's one thing to send them out and read a 60 second statement. You let him take questions, which they never do, which they never do. They know how that's going to go. You would let him take questions now. Right. Right. Hours after.

a report comes out saying he has no brain, that's when you let him take questions? No. This was a setup. This was an inside job. He should have strategically shit his pants in the round. I don't see why they would have thought it would go badly with the president who just this week talked about his conversation with two dead

world leaders. And this clip, when the editors put it together later, would not be complete without Joe Biden's

Brilliant, brilliant performance here. I just met with Mitch and Randy. He just... So he claims to have met with Mitterrand. He was the French president between 1981 and 1995, and he also died in 1996. Meter Maze, a French brand. Come on. I'm not kidding. Right after I was elected, I went to what they call a G7 meeting, all the NATO leaders. I was in South England.

And I sat down and I said, America's back. And Mitterrand from Germany, I mean, from France, looked at me and said, you know, how long are you back from? Right after I was elected, I went to what they call a G7 meeting, all the NATO leaders. It was in South England. And I sat down and I said, America's back.

Yeah. He said, I see dead people. And he said, how long you been dead for?

Yeah. Come on back, man. So that was not all. A White House report tonight said President Biden appeared to mistakenly suggested Helmut Kohl, the former chancellor of Germany, who passed away in 2017, accompanied him during his first foreign trip as president in 2021. Angela Merkel was actually the German chancellor in 2021. Oh, Jesus.

And after assuring us that his memory is fine, Joe Biden refers to Sisi of Egypt as the president of Mexico. The conduct of the response in Gaza, in the Gaza Strip has been over the top. I think that, as you know.

Initially, the president of Mexico, Ossisi, did not want to open up the gate to allow humanitarian material to get in. I talked to him. I convinced him to open the gate.

They talked to Bibi to open the gate on the Israeli side. And St. Peter was there with the keys to the gate. Oh, my God. Not, not, not, not, not, not. See, see. Yeah, yeah. No. Well, well, how got people made? Come on. Well, having gotten a good look at the the leader of Russia, I feel confident. I feel confident. And.

our leader's ability to go toe-to-toe with that guy, don't you? I mean, we should put the videos back-to-back because watching the interview last night, I was just like, no wonder. It wouldn't matter what Putin said. Him just talking like not a goddamn idiot is already a devastating thing. Because you think it's normal for Biden to be like this. Or I don't, but people act like that's normal.

Well, just just looking at this, no serious country would have a leader like this. And I know, you know, some people in the audience are fans of our illustrious former president. But no serious country would be proposing Donald Trump for president.

That is not a serious country. That is not a nation that can govern itself anymore, much less one that can lead the world. Would a country that is qualified to leave the world produce a second contest between Joe Biden and Donald Trump? What kind of a system would even propose that once? I've said this before.

like at least four episodes of the show and over and over again when p because friends of mine will talk about like you understand it's gonna be biden and trump again and you still think this is a real thing right right but what what's the conspiracy here you can fucking see it and i just i don't understand why marianne didn't catch fire because that's a joke folks that's a joke okay

You see, Tucker had to drop this Putin thing. We were going to do a super cut of all the suspects who tried to prop up the Topanga Canyon hippie gurus campaign. That'll be on our show on Due Dissidence on Sunday. We would have had it for today, but Tucker had to drop relevant news. So we weren't able to do brain candy. Is that what K-Ball's into now? Is...

Is that her, Henry? Marianne Williamson? I heard Crystal does not let Kyle P. standing up. I heard he has to sit down or she gives him what for. He does it. Keaton, anything?

I stand by what I said earlier. There is no way his campaign team expected that to go any better than it did. I think it's set up. I think they're trying to time this so that he can get out after Super Tuesday. And so because he has to win enough delegates to the point where they can just switch to whoever they want to at the convention.

Right. And that's what this is. I mean, I think you're probably once again. Yeah, there's no way there is no way his team thought it was a good idea sending him out there. James O'Keefe calling Kamala Harris is the biggest problem because they're going to have to do something about that. Remember James O'Keefe thing? They go, but what are you going to do? We can't get rid of Kamala. She's a woman in color. The guy said it. So that's obviously the plan.

Because notice he didn't have like an index card with the instructions of like, you know, walk left and don't get lost in a four foot space that you're standing on. Yeah. That you can look over your shoulder and read. Yeah. They didn't give him one of the cheat cards. No. And they didn't shoot him up with whatever they usually shoot him up with when he has a big thing. Right. Yeah, exactly. I honestly think whatever those pills are, they're wearing off.

There's always so much you could do. It's like the Logan movie. After a while, the stuff they're shooting Wolverine up with. He took the whole syringe to get elected. To get through the Trump disaster. They should just at this point try sending a body double out. Fuck it. Yeah.

Yeah. We get caught, we get caught. We'll go down in history. Or, you know, I mean, Disney. Just send out somebody who's not him. Disney knows how to make those animatronic Hall of President things. Just send out one of those. First of all, he walks like a robot with robot arms when he gets off. He looks like they've stretched his skin over a metal Disney-tronic Terminator skull. Like, I think they're doing that. ♪

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Putin issues serious $34 trillion warning as the Bitcoin price surges. So this is from Forbes. I had no idea. We'll read a little of this and then we'll take a look at what he said in the interview. Russia's President Vladimir Putin has warned the Biden administration is, quote, killing the dollar with its own hands by turning the currency into a weapon of foreign policy in his closely watched interview with former Fox News host Tucker Carlson.

Putin's warning comes at a time of increased scrutiny of the dollar's position as the world's reserve currency, in large part due to the U.S.'s ballooning $34 trillion U.S. debt pile, which Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell last week warned was unsustainable.

The U.S. dollar is, quote, finished as the world's reserve currency. Analyst Richard X. Bove told The New York Times just days after his retirement from a storied 54 year career as a Wall Street analyst. The huge increase in the supply of U.S. dollars and U.S. debt through the covid pandemic and lockdowns has galvanized Bitcoin supporters who fear the collapse of the U.S. dollar is imminent.

Quote, over the last 10 years, all fiat has declined against the dollar, even as the dollar has collapsed against Bitcoin. Tech investor and former Coinbase chief technology investor Balaji Srinivasan posted to X, Biden versus Trump is the American election. Bitcoin versus dollar is the internet election, which is truly more important.

The election doesn't matter as much if they lose the printer. Just one or two more orders of magnitude and that will be clear. All right. So understand what he's saying there, that in the end, the American presidency is only important insofar as the dollar is the world's reserve currency.

is essentially saying what matters more is what currency winds up being dominant, Bitcoin or the dollar, and that if the dollar collapses, who cares who wins the American presidency? But in the end, it's all about the dollar. And I am just going to say not to take a victory lap, but to point out the absolute madness of what the Biden administration did. I

I am no economist. I have no training in economics. I take an interest in it. I read articles about economics, but I'm certainly no expert. And one of the first things I said when this happened and they decided to weaponize the dollar is…

This is playing right into Russia's hands because you are undermining faith in the U.S. dollar. Once you weaponize it, you make all the countries around the world that are using it as a safe, stable currency say, hey.

The U.S. can always turn on me if I'm using the dollar. They can always use the dollar, weaponize it against me in order to enforce their increasingly disturbing, insane, genocidal and World War Three risking policy. Shit, you know that you want is starting to look pretty good now. So immediately, immediately you started seeing countries take actions.

Immediately. Right. Right. They China's union pay, which had been a backwater system, started to become a preferred payment method. That was what Russia did to get around being cut off from Swift, which is the payment system dominated by the dollar. You started to see you start to see the petrodollar lose its dominance. You're starting to see oil producers take the yuan. And also, as Putin points out in this, the ruble as well.

The whole Russian economy was supposed to collapse. The Russian economy is doing great. It's actually doing better than it was before. And at the same time, de-dollarization is accelerating. And as Putin also correctly points out, not just with China, not just with Russia, allies of the United States are starting. They see the writing on the wall. They're starting to reduce their dollar holdings. But what about Putin's cancer?

I swear to God, I was thinking that as I watched this interview. You've got to be so moronic to believe anything that the corporate media tells you. They are always fucking wrong. They are always wrong. Kyle Kalinsky confirmed it.

Breaking point said it and Kyle Kalinsky confirmed it. He's riddled with cancer. Look at him. Well, look, man. He's got the telltale blonde hair. The Bohemian Grove hair as Keaton revealed to us. Once they get you into Bohemian Grove, you get that hair. Taylor Swift is the leader. That's why. They all diet Taylor Swift blonde. I thought that was Project Monarch. You're saying it's Bohemian Grove. It's Bohemian Grove. All right. Let's see. Whoops.

As soon as the political leadership decided to use the US dollar as a tool of political struggle, a blow was dealt to this American power. I would not like to use any strong language, but it is a stupid thing to do and a grave mistake.

Look at what is going on in the world. Even the United States allies are now downsizing their dollar reserves. Seeing this, everyone starts looking for ways to protect themselves.

But the fact that the United States applies restrictive measures to certain countries, such as placing restrictions on transactions, freezing assets, etc., causes great concern and sends a signal to the whole world. What did we have here? Until 2022, about 80% of Russian foreign trade transactions were made in US dollars and euros.

US dollars accounted for approximately 50% of our transactions with third countries, while currently it is down to 13%. It wasn't us who banned the use of the US dollar. We had no such intention. It was decision of the United States to restrict our transactions in US dollars.

I think it is complete foolishness from the point of view of the interests of the United States itself and its taxpayers, as it damages the US economy, undermines the power of the United States across the world. By the way, our transactions in yuan accounted for about 3%. Today, 34% of our transactions are made in rubles, and about as much

A little over 34% in yuan. Why did the United States do this? My only guess is self-conceit. They probably thought it would lead to full collapse, but nothing collapsed. Moreover, other countries, including oil producers, are thinking of and already accepting payments for oil in yuan.

Do you even realize what is going on or not? Does anyone in the United States realize this? What are you doing? You're cutting yourself off.

Where's the lie? Where's the lie? Well, it's I'm not do it. I think he's missing the point that the people doing it don't give a shit about the United States of America. This is bigger than America. Clearly, if he couldn't make a deal with any of our presidents, that's not who's in charge of America.

I honestly think that in their arrogance and in their hubris, which he says, in their conceit, they thought that they could weaponize the dollar that way, destroy Russia. And they said, hey, there is no real competitor currency to the dollar. So.

So basically, where else are you going to go? I think they convinced themselves of that. And that's typical of the arrogance of an empire in decline to make these kinds of horrible strategic blunders that wouldn't have been blunders 50 years before. But they don't realize the times have changed. Yeah, Keith.

Well, if you look at the timeline, I mean, the shock of the invasion caused the ruble to really plummet in value immediately. Right. Like February, March of –

2022. Right. Because you get that knee jerk reaction in the market. Right. You get the need, oh my God, what have they done? Jesus Christ. But then, you know, fairly quickly, within a couple of months, it was back higher to its pre-invasion level. And now it's basically leveled out. And when you look back at it, it shouldn't be too shocking that Vladimir Putin, whatever you think of him,

Had more foresight than Joe Biden. Right. I mean, look at look at the intellectual disparity here. Talking about a debate between Biden and Trump. Imagine a debate between Biden and Biden. Right. I was. I mean, who would you bet on in in a chess match? I mean, it's not even close. Well, this and that's the timeline has borne that out.

Yeah, well, that always strikes me whenever on the rare occasion you see an interview with Putin. I could be wrong. The last major interview with Putin I remember from a Westerner was Oliver Stone. Me too.

I don't know that any Westerner has really done an in-depth interview with him since then. That would be platforming. That would be platforming, yes. That would be platforming. What always strikes me whenever he's interviewed is he seems very sensible, very reasonable. He has a very long institutional and historical memory because –

part of history. He was a KGB agent. He has this incredible perspective and knowledge. Actually, when he's talking about the Maidan coup in Ukraine, we're not doing that segment, but I

I'd recommend taking a look at it. He jokes a little bit. Apparently, Tucker was going to join the CIA. And he says to him, yes, I understand the appeal. You know, I was in service. It's a job, right? And he very coldly and rationally, without...

aggrieved a sense of being aggrieved he just kind of lays out the chess of geopolitics as yes the CIA ran an operation in Ukraine and okay that's under he was very very measured about what he said about it quite a difference isn't it and he was kind of like well but we made an agreement that we would work this out between us and we said okay and then basically they screwed him

And that's what keeps coming up. It comes up. We are going to do the reporter that Carlson confronted him about freeing that they have in jail. And he brings up, he says, hey, we've given a lot of goodwill gestures, but we don't get it from the other side. And hey, if you look at the history post Cold War, this is something they never like to talk about.

we promised we were not going to move one inch to the East. We didn't have a contract. Well, that's what the law was pitched with. It wasn't, it wasn't signed. And then something people never deal with is, uh, we, we did, uh,

the disaster capitalism on them. As soon as the Soviet Union collapsed, Goldman Sachs went in and raped that country. How do you, how do you think you wound up with Putin in the first place? There was a moment at the end of the cold war.

Where Russian enthusiasm for joining the West was very high. It was a moment when the United States image in the world was very favorable. Blue jeans, rock and roll. They wanted to jump on board with all that. And we fucked them. We fucked them. And very quickly, they're trading tires for eggs. Now, we're going to do that. Now, Putin comes along.

A strong man who says he's going to put things back.

And so what are they going to do? Goldman Sachs or Putin? Then, yes, he did. We're going to be in the Soviet Union now. Like, what was the country like under Yeltsin, who we supported, who we propped up? You can go back. You want to talk about interference in elections? Go back. You can look up the articles about how Clinton sent millions of dollars to Russia and sent his own political operatives to Russia.

So you want to talk about election interference.

There's quite a history of our interference. So, of course, they turn to Putin. What did we offer them that would make them not choose that? First of all, now I see why we give Zelensky coke instead of his alcohol habit, how we did with Yeltsin. He was such a drunk loser, corrupt loser, that he actually was the guy that asked Putin to help him because he was in over his goddamn head as an old idiot, fat drunk. Right, right. And we got him reelected.

We got him reelected. I thought America, I used to joke that we're in our fat Elvis years now. Yeah. Like we think we know karate and we have a DEA badge we shouldn't have. Yeah. We just pull people over. But we're not even that good. We're Howard Stern 2024. Elvis still made some good albums in that period. No, we're Stern now. All the edgy coolness and underdog and all that. Now we're something of indeterminate sexuality that wears a wig and

and doesn't want commoners to touch them and hates all the dirty people. That's what the hell we are now at best. We're in our Dylan Mulvaney years, you're saying. No, it's like how every, you know, Howard Stern is an old Jewish lady now.

It happened to Bob Dylan. It happens. We are trans in the end. Well, that's I can't remember who said it. Somebody said for your next comedy special, Kurt, we all trans in the end. Somebody said when Robert Plant and Jimmy Page got together and released an album about, I don't know, it's a while ago. He said, older men who keep their hair long come to resemble their mother. Yeah.

And you looked at that picture of them and they totally looked like old British women. I have always said to the Irish is only two outcomes for their face. Spooky, rich and old baby. Scandal. Israeli dossier proves no evidence for claims against UNRWA staff. And this is from Common Dreams, an outlet that you should support if you can.

An Israeli dossier that more than a dozen countries have cited to justify cutting off funding to the United Nations Palestinian Refugee Agency provides no evidence that a small number of the key U.N. aid bodies employees were involved in the October 7th Moss led attack, according to an investigation released Monday by the British outlet Channel 4. OK, so it was bad enough.

that they were accusing nine people and defunding the main relief agency, providing food and shelter aid to Palestinians in the middle of a humanitarian crisis. It was bad enough they were holding an entire agency of 13,000 people in Gaza accountable for the actions of nine. Now it turns out the accusations themselves are

are spurious. Oh, wait, hold on. Let me spam it with heart emojis. Yes. The dossier merely states that, quote, from intelligence information documents and identity cards seized during the course of the fighting, it is now possible to flag around 190 Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad terrorist operatives who serve as UNRWA employees.

More than 10 UNRWA staffers took part in the events of October 7th, reads the six-page dossier, which Israel provided to UNRWA donor countries, including the agency's top contributor, the United States, shortly after the International Court of Justice handed down an interim decision ordering Israel to take concrete steps to prevent genocide in the Gaza Strip, which was purely a coincidence, by the way.

It was purely a coincidence. So I want you to really think about the implications of this. Right at the moment that the ICJ demanded that Israel take steps to ensure the prevention of genocide,

They moved to disable and neutralize the main agency providing aids to the Palestinians in order to make it logistic. I mean, this is my interpretation in order to make it logistically impossible.

to prevent genocide through that agency. Because they're moral. They're the most moral army on the planet. Like that is... That's exactly right. They didn't want their genocide... They needed to blame UNRWA so that when they don't prevent the genocide, they could say, well, we wanted to, but turns out this agency, this aid agency was compromised, and so we had to get them in trouble. Therefore, it's their fault. Right. Exactly. Listen, I don't remember the Bible... That is how sick...

And genocidal and just frankly evil the Israeli government is. The ICJ demanded they prevent genocide and they took steps to ensure they could continue it and blame an outside factor for it. Well, I mean, they also, I mean, think of how they betrayed Mossad hero Jeffrey Epstein in the end.

basically spitting on his sacrifice, the things he did to help Israel. Right, yeah. I mean, they don't even, I understand they're putting a statue of him in Tel Aviv right on MLK Street that they have there, MLK Boulevard. They're going to put...

Another martyr to the cause. Over Ghislaine's dad's way? Yeah. You know where I went last night? I just so happened. I hadn't intended, but it was the closest one. I like In-N-Out burgers. People of good conscience can disagree, but I love the In-N-Out burgers.

And so, you know, it was my last night that I was going to get to be out and about tonight. I'll just be getting ready to leave tomorrow. And so, you know, I Googled where the nearest in and out was, and it happened to be the Galane Maxwell in and out burger.

That's his story. It was the one that they photographed her. I made a plaque. I mean, they keep trying to take it down, but I support Israel. And you know what? There's a lot of heroes that don't get enough credit. Ghislaine Maxwell. Jeffrey Epstein. The Dersh. It's like we always say. The Dersh. Not all heroes...

Fly the Lolita Express. Not all heroes don't have a sex temple. Yes. The ICJ, getting back to more serious matters, the ICJ instructed the Israeli government to ensure that sufficient humanitarian assistance flows to desperate and starving Gazans.

But Israel's allegations against UNRWA employees led at least 16 countries to suspend funding for the agency, the most critical aid body operating in the Palestinian enclave. Around a million displaced Gazans are currently sheltering at facilities run by UNRWA, which has 13,000 employees across the Strip.

The UNRWA is reportedly set to lose $65 million by the end of February as donors funding cuts take effect, imperiling the agency's operations in Gaza and across the Middle East. Channel four noted Monday that all 13,000 of UNRWA's Gaza employees names have been checked against the UN terrorism list. And as recently as last May were vetted and approved by Israel.

The Daily Beast also obtained a copy of the Israeli dossier and similar to Channel 4 reported Tuesday that it includes little evidence to back up Israel's allegations against UNRWA employees. This is the Daily Beast, folks. This is the Daily Beast. Hardly a hotbed of left wing radicalism.

This quote, this is the latest campaign in a decades long attack on UNRWA by Israel and a subset of subset of the broader campaign to eliminate the Palestinian refugee issue, said Prashar.

Quote, people in Gaza are starving and because of spurious allegations made in a dodgy dossier, they will experience worse hunger. This scandal should lead to resignations from officials in the US, UK, Germany and elsewhere who all suspended funding to a besieged people experiencing a genocide.

as a result of a baseless accusation by the genocide dares themselves. I didn't even know that was a word until I read this. It means the most moral military. It means the most moral army, but only in French. Yeah. During a press conference last week, U S secretary of state, Antony Blinken called the allegations in the dossier, highly, highly credible. Yeah.

There's the same dossier that the Daily Beast is saying has no credible allegations in it. The same day as Blinken's remarks, the Wall Street Journal ran a story stating that around 10% of UNRWA's Gaza employees have ties to Islamist militant groups, pointing to an intelligence dossier. Yeah, I think that guy is a spy, by the way, that Russia has.

The Wall Street Journal ran that shit. I don't believe that those are real journalists. Well, that's only because you're a Putin puppet, Kurt. Oh, that's true. Fair enough. But questions about the reliability of the purported intelligence cited in the Israeli dossier have been swirling since the details of its contents began to trickle out in the press late last month.

Citing one unnamed senior Israeli official, Axios reported that, quote, the intelligence is a result of interrogations of militants who were arrested during the October 7th attack. Oh.

Israeli forces have repeatedly been accused by UN experts and human rights groups of using torture to extract forced confessions from Palestinian detainees. Oh, the only democracy in the Middle East. The same way we got the reliable info about those weapons. And that's where we got our intelligence that Iran is behind this. They have Ensure Ron DeSantis being flown out there to help with these interrogations.

The fact that the U.S., U.K. and several other Western governments instantly attacked UNRWA on the orders of a genocidal foreign government based on bogus claims should make you very worried about your own democracy. Craig Mockaber, a former U.N. official who resigned over the global institution's failure to stop Israel's assault on Gaza, wrote Tuesday. And this is the man himself.

That great humanitarian, Antony Blinken, who completely co-signed Israel's claims based on a dossier that now the Daily Beast claims is bogus. Antony, the president handler, Blinken. Yes. The guy who puts peanut butter on things so Joe knows where to pick up and lick and sniff to make it look real for the camera. Like an animal trainer. That's right.

That's how they got him out there for that press conference. He picks up the phone. It looks like he's talking. Okay. So the family, this is his tweet. The families in Gaza whose survival depends on deliveries of aid from Israel are just like our families. They

They are mothers and fathers, sons and daughters who want to earn a decent living, send their kids to school and have a normal life. We must not lose sight of that. Well, you know, a good way to not lose sight of that would be to restore the fucking funding to UNRWA. Do you mean I got to sit there and watch the crimes? I can't even look away.

You can't watch it and laugh. Not only do you have to watch it, you have to fund it with your tax money. All right. So so let's see. Antony Blinken do his famous imitation of a person with human emotions who doesn't suffer from a sociopathic personality disorder. Israelis were dehumanized in the most horrific way on October 7th. The hostages have been dehumanized every day since.

But that cannot be a license to dehumanize others. The overwhelming majority of people in Gaza had nothing to do with the attacks of October 7th. The families in Gaza whose survival depends on deliveries of aid from Israel are just like our families. Their mothers and fathers, sons and daughters, want to earn a decent living, send their kids to school, have a normal life.

You want to send their kids to the school just like our kids. Like Moana? If they had a school to go to, but it turns out our allies bombed all the schools. And in fact, that's true. That was another story I saw. We didn't have space for it. Every university in Gaza has now been destroyed.

Every single university. Do you know history when he reminds me very much of back when apartheid South Africa, when part of Israel go, we're against this. And then meanwhile, they're secretly giving them the secrets of nuclear fire to protect apartheid because that helps protect Israel's apartheid that isn't even as humane as apartheid. Well, and I will just point out in terms of, again, I haven't seen Putin's

dissertation on Russian history. And I'm sure there are biases in it, but I'm sure a lot of it is probably accurate and corrective to the Western vision of history. Anybody who's watched me on any platform knows I am not somebody to run around championing the glories of the USSR.

But at the same time, it's more complicated than what Americans understand. It was why is South Africa refusing to join the West and condemning Russia or sanctioning Russia? Because Russia, under the USSR, fought against apartheid. They actually stood up against the apartheid regime. And who was supporting it? We were. So the idea that the USSR was simply this –

Evil empire. It's really not that simple. The ideas underlying the USSR were very noble. And in many respects, I'll be the first to say they didn't achieve what they set out to achieve, not by a long shot. But in many areas, their animating vision of the world motivated them to side with oppressed peoples that we hate.

were complicit in oppressing. And I know people will come and say, well, what about people in the Eastern block and people that felt oppressed by them? Yeah, man. Yeah. I almost married a Polish girl. They used to tell me story. Her mother used to tell me stories about how they used to have to like, listen to rock music from the West under a blanket in the basement. I get it. I'm not, I'm not saying that, but, but the version that we get is,

very, very simplistic and it doesn't take into account at all things that the USSR did that were actually very noble and things we did during that period that I think anybody who is watching this show should know are adventures in South America and other places were going on at the same time. You know, you, you,

you being too nice because I don't know if you're, if you're that much of a, or a cretin that you don't see you live in the goddamn USSR now, are you fucking stupid? Well, there's that a fake can, two fake candidates, one, two sides, the same shit coin. Look,

Look all around at Lahaina and East Palestine and Flint and all the places that fucking suck. What are you talking about? Oh, the USSR, man. Was it? We got a lot of their same rules and they're getting worse. Well, they used to talk about how the USSR propped and the state newspapers were propping up Brezhnev, how Brezhnev was, you know, an empty suit and his mind was gone and he was old and he wasn't really running things. Yeah.

And then I got to take a flight on the people's airline, the diverse people's fucking airline. And you're like, oh, the U.S. communism. What do you think you live in? Well, something Keaton has pointed out in the past is how much of what we're experiencing today, shortages, lines, runaway hyperinflation are the things they told us we would get under communism.

Yeah. Except we're not getting the health care. I forgot. We're just not getting the health care. We're going to get the eating bugs. I can't. Are we almost done? I actually am losing my mind watching this shit now. We cannot. We must not lose sight of our common humanity.

Oh, my God. Please put a bag on your head. I mean, it's just I mean, that that sums it up. It's just an empty speech at the same exact time that we're doing everything we can to show that we do not care about these people's humanity. Certainly not in relation to Israel. We.

We could end this tomorrow. Understand anything they say about, well, you know, we have to talk to Israel. Bullshit. It's total bullshit. We pick up the phone. We say aid is going to end tomorrow. If you do not stop this action within the next hour, within the next hour, Israel would be leaving Gaza. Hey, we could fix the border today. They ain't going to do that shit either. Yes.

I I've said before, man, and whether you think it's a good idea or not a good idea, the idea that the country whose military, I believe, is 11 times larger than the next largest military cannot seal its border. You can dismiss that out of hand. That's absurd. Of course, we can seal the border. So at that point, you got to ask why we don't do it. Who does it benefit? Who benefits? Keaton, you have anything?

Well, I mean, I would just guarantee that, you know, no one in our government actually examines any, quote unquote, evidence that Israel had when they made that complaint. Oh, shit. They didn't look at it. Of course, they didn't look at it. They just.

They just say, oh, OK, you need us to, you know, toe this line. Of course, yes, we will, because that's what we always do. And so, look, it seems like nothing Israel says ever checks out. How about that? Right. Nothing. Nothing. And, you know, you know, people. But if you don't believe their claims, you're anti-Semitic. Look up USS Liberty and talk about some claims not checking out.

Well, you want to talk about, look, I mean, the comparisons between October 7th and 9-11. I said about 9-11, you know, in the years following. They've lied about everything since 9-11. So what makes you think they didn't lie about 9-11 itself? Wait, 9-11? That's our general sense. Same thing here. They've lied about everything since October 7th. So what makes you think they didn't lie about October 7th? I'm going to do this for Jimmy's editor.

Just let me pass. I got it. I got it. I know the rules very well. And I was just about to say, I am not denying that people were killed or hurt on October 7th. I'm not denying a violent event. I'm just saying when you look at what Israel knew prior. Right. That is a question you have to ask.

Fair enough. Although, as everybody knows, 9-11 was safe and effective. The attack was safe and effective. Our response was safe and effective as well. Hey, become a premium member. Go to JimmyDoreComedy.com. Sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business.

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