Miley Cyrus (FBF)
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Do you call him daddy? Do I call her daddy? Call her daddy. Daddy game. Can you hear me? Hello? It is the Alexandra Cooper. And I am sitting with what I would consider the ultimate daddy. Yas. Yas, bitch. I'm doing a disco trick. You're not supposed to talk yet. Oh, sorry. No, it's fine.

My first podcast. No, no, no, it's fine. Guys, introducing Miley fucking Cyrus. Thank you for having me. Thank you for coming to my house. Thank you for sitting under the disco tree. I'm just feeling kind of like vibes right now. Oh, it's vibey. Well, to our right, Miley and I have penises. Two penises. Two penises. So before you got here, I ran into my living room. One, I think everyone in my house got a little scared.

When I was like, oh, I have dildos. I should put them on the table. They're like inappropriate. Don't do that. But they're not quite dildos. They've never been used. No, no, no. Not by me anyway. This is the Call Her Daddy podcast. It would be okay if people were like having sex behind us. Like we live for anything sexual. So this is good. This is the safer platform for me. That's why I'm not doing much press besides this. Okay, perfect. This is the only place that is probably appropriate. Right, right, right. Because I'll take it too far and then you can like bring it down, which is like maybe a little different for you than normal. That's different. Okay, we love this.

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the fucking song let me tell you a little story okay okay so i'm sitting in my hotel room and um kelly the woman that's here with me in la is like i'm gonna play you my least song we're gonna get you to play my least song and i'm like i have never in my life if you have told me that i was going to be listening to your song early release i'm like what what is my life i'm a

fucking loser from Pennsylvania. Like, what's happening? I listen to the song. I have an orgasm. No, I'm just kidding. I am, like, wet listening to your song. Miley. Miley, Midnight Sky. Tell us about it. It's iconic. I'm sorry, but, like, I'm getting excited for you. Midnight Sky, I'm, like, very, very into, I mean, kind of throughout my career, I've felt like I've been able to introduce my fans to music they may not know, like, whether it's sitting in this backyard and covering Jolene for backyard sessions or playing, like,

I have this really funny video that I love of playing Smells Like Teen Spirit when I was on the Hannah Montana tour, and all the kids were really upset about it and weren't digging it at all. They're like, Miley, what are you singing? Yeah, four random moms were kind of singing along. Also, I was yelling my libido while all these children... It was like a whole thing. And so I felt like I always do these covers, but I wanted one of my own. I wanted a song that felt classic. I wanted a song that...

felt like it was from the era of which I usually pull my inspiration from, but like really not being afraid, really being unapologetic about the tone, the sonics, the lyrics. And as you and I were watching the video and we started talking about, I think it's really special how having this kind of like anthemic, you know,

pansexual, bisexual anthem of this song that like plays with gender roles and it's like unapologetically saying in the chorus like my lips on her mouth and then he's got his hands on my waist and like there's just not song for people that can identify with like

these lyrics. And so I just thought that it was a really empowering thing for me and then for my listeners because I just felt like it was a song that felt really honest. And then when you and I were watching the video and talking about like how the video kind of just like captured my spirit and I felt like that hasn't really happened before. I felt the same way about the video. I felt like that was like me in my most authentic form. And so it just feels very like celebratory right now. I just feel that's what we were talking about. Like,

how I feel like I'm really just thriving. That's, that's, she's thriving. She's thriving. I, when I heard you, like the lyric about like you kissing her on her mouth, I was like, fuck yes. Fuck yes, queen. Because so many people that listen to my podcast are fucking terrified about embracing who they are because you're fortunate that like, I want to talk to you a little bit about you like realizing your sexuality. And I know that you're very open about like, you love everything and you're not putting yourself in a box.

But some people don't live in L.A. or have parents that would be supportive and they're fucking terrified. And I feel like this song is just changing the game because it's like you're talking about a woman, you're talking about a man, and it's normal. And it's coming from Miley Cyrus so you can fucking listen to it. And you can kiss a woman and you can kiss a man and it's fucking fine. And I like the idea that you kind of say it's normal because I really think that normalization is like the first step to just feeling like fully

that acceptance and I think like not just for it to feel normal from the outside but feeling like comfortable to you and normal to you and so yeah it was just like definitely writing it in the studio even with you know some of my like peers

trying to kind of explain that to them why it was important because they were like, isn't it kind of confusing? You know, like the pop structure is that the chorus says the same thing every time. So it like gets burned into your brain. So when you're at a concert and people get wasted, they're never like, wait, what does she say there? You really want it. There's like a formula. You know, I think everyone, whether you make pop music or not, know that there's like a pop formula. And this really goes against that by having this like gender swap

in lyrics because, you know, in a way, it's challenging the system and challenging structure, which is what I always do. When I heard...

I was born to run I don't belong to anyone I was like good night goodbye hello welcome to color daddy that's literally like the everything I try to tell anyone that listens to this podcast I'm like you belong to yourself and you can do whatever the fuck you want and you don't have to apologize for anything and that lyric I'm like oh my god Miley like you fucking hit it and I was kind of thinking about that today like even getting ready because like before you got here I had on my hoodie and

Like, I had on my sweatshirt. Oh, my God, I'm a hoodie queen. I had on my fucking leggings. And now she has her tits out. Exactly. That was my next step. What made you change? Okay, so you were coming here, and I was sitting, like, in my kitchen doing all my... I was kind of thinking about, like, what...

I would want to say, cause like, I usually don't have this freedom just to like really talk. That's one thing that I'm learning that I do dig about podcasts. It's like, you can really actually get into it. And sometimes like, I do feel like on shows you got such a quick amount of time and like, you're so censored that I don't always get on my full thought. So to my full thought is I was sitting in my leggings, my sweatshirt and like really working. And, and then knowing you were coming here, um,

I went and got ready and I did my makeup in 15 minutes, got everything done in 15 minutes. And I realized something that I thought would be important to say was that I wasn't getting dressed for you and I wasn't getting dressed for someone to think that I look sexy. I was getting dressed for me. And I think that's something that's different now that I'm a little bit older, that changed. I think maybe that happened through my last breakup. I feel like maybe since I was 26, only in the last year have I felt like

I always am doing what I want for me because I don't think that there's been a period, which like I know isn't the most relatable thing to say, but there hasn't really been a period for me where I felt like,

super insecure with my sexuality. Like I've just been that way. Like I used to strip naked, completely naked in a Cracker Barrel when I was age of three and like roll around on the ground. So that's just like, that's just like who I am. We love that. And America loved it when you did it more on like TV. Oh yeah. They loved that. They love that. Um, so I was thinking about like, I guess in the last year has been really transformative. And we were talking about on the couch before we started just about like how I felt like this

self-realization period that's going on kind of universally and culturally, I kind of started having that, like, over the past two years through a little bit of trauma. Right. Like, physical, like, my house burning down was, like, basically...

one of the most transformative periods of my life and going through a massive breakup. And I just feel like one thing that I gained through all the loss is an idea that what I do is for me. And that doesn't mean that you're selfish. And that comes from like a lot of the guilt that you and I were talking about before we started this podcast also about like how much guilt that I feel like I've always had about feeling like,

Like I know how fortunate I am and I don't really feel comfortable with that. I don't feel comfortable with my privilege. And I think the only way through it has been through a little bit of trauma. And I just want to say, first of all, that's like the most beautiful thing because like

Honestly, coming to your house, I had no fucking clue what to expect. I'm like, I'm about to meet Miley Cyrus. Like, of course I watched Hannah Montana. Are you fucking kidding me? I made embarrassing music videos pretending to be you when I was younger. And then now as the Call Her Daddy host, I'm so excited to meet the woman that is so sexually liberated and is like an icon for our generation. And I had no idea. And I was fully prepared to walk in and be like, hi, like, okay, sit down. Like, let's have a conversation. You are like...

so normal and and yet you're so not normal but you're normal and I think that you saying like you've been through trauma and you're finally for the first time in your life like really like I'm gonna do everything for myself that is so fucking beautiful because that kind of shows me no matter how famous you are or whoever is listening in like Nebraska everyone has to have that one period in their life where they're like fuck am

Am I doing this for a guy, a girl? Am I doing this for someone else other than me? And then you got to find a fucking way, whether it's through trauma. Yeah, it fucking sucked then, but don't you kind of feel like, oh, fuck, it was meant to be because look where I am now. I'm so thankful that all that happened. Yeah, now I think...

I don't know why that popped into my brain when I was like getting ready, but like I was putting on my little kitten heel. Yeah. You look amazing. I was putting on my shit and I'm like, it's honestly for me. Yeah. And like, I have a lot of guilt just in my, I just have since I was little, like, I don't know. Things have been very easy for me. Like I've always been, if I've tried something once I could do it. Right. And I know that's not the same for everybody. And I don't know why it's that way for me. And so I had a lot of,

I had a really hard time accepting that. And I don't like for things to be easy. I like to work hard. Right. So I'm one of those people that if I couldn't do it first time, I'd do it 100 times until I could. But I've never really had to. Had to do that. The only time that I have really had that experience of just trying to do something that wasn't meant for me or not going to work is in relationships. That's so crazy. And I think I had a big fear of being alone because...

I'm always surrounded by people. So like my idea of what's it like to be surrounded by people, it's not surrounded by friends, like 15 people, it's like 15,000 people. And so the idea of how drastic it goes from being full to being empty is just like really dramatic. And so there was just like a lot of fear, a lot of guilt.

But yeah, I love therapy. Yeah, but that, and we love, we were literally talking before the podcast. We're like, so I was like, are you in therapy? I'm like, who asks you that? But I'm like, I love therapy. Do you like therapy? It's the fucking best. I fucking love it. It's the best. You, I think that's really beautiful though, that you have enough, like,

self-reflection to be like what am I not having success in and it is relationships and I can't help but be like Miley like you literally have been so famous since you were how young and then like to find it's almost like you're now getting to be like okay what do I want to do with my life because you went for so fucking long performing in front of so many people pleasing so many people and now it's like

Wait, what makes you happy? That's actually a really interesting perspective because I never really thought about it that way. And I guess that is kind of maybe I'm at the age where that would be like getting out of college, starting your first... I mean, most people will be starting their lives now. And I feel like I'm kind of in that mid-life success place or even beyond the finish line. And there's actually something...

kind of about, I've read about a lot of athletes that have, it's called a winner's blues. Oh, and it's when you felt too much of like the dopamine and success and the rush that that crash is just so harsh. Trust me, me and athletes on this podcast, we talk about all the time. It's kind of a joke, but like, I like to hook up with athletes and I always say their life is

is so hard because it kind of ends at like 30, 40, their career. And then it's like, what do you do? And it can happen the same thing, especially for like females and pop music. There's so much like ageism and sexism that I think it's just, you know, you get feeling like,

I just think it's a really good perspective to say, oh, my life is kind of starting now and I'm at a point where I get to decide what do I want to do with it. And that's what you would be doing if you had been spending years in college or spending years as an intern or lower on the kind of like ranking of your job that now you're at a place where you're like 27, 28, 29, 30, where you get to go, okay, like, what am I going to do with all the skills that I have?

I've collected. Well, can I ask you? Because like, listen, everyone, I think it was the most iconic moment when like you were Hannah Montana. And I know probably for a while you were like, I don't even want to hear that fucking name for a minute. Cause like kindly shut the fuck up. My name is Miley Cyrus. You, I mean the bangers era when all of a sudden it was like, you took everything to the fucking max and you were like, this is my clit nipple and we're ready to roll. Everybody watched me twerk everywhere and it was iconic, but it was almost like,

you were trying to break away from the Disney thing. And when you look back on the era, what does it make you feel? Well, what's so weird about that is also that was for me. And like, just like getting, I guess that's the full circle of my story that I was trying to get to was basically, I mean, I was wondering why I wanted to tell you that, but I guess that is why, because it's so relevant in my career. Like I never thought

I really, really don't care what anyone else is really doing with their life as long as they're being like a good person. And to me, I just still can't believe that people care so much about what I'm doing.

But in the times where I want them to, like when I'm rallying people to fight injustices or trying to normalize my LGBTQ community that I'm proud to be a part of, when it comes to that, I'm happy that I have the attention that I do. And it's not something that you get to turn on and off. It doesn't come with a switch. And so I am really happy that people are so interested and intrigued by me and my choices in my life because that means that I really do have allowed –

you know, platform. Yeah, you have a voice. But I definitely think that that VMAs 2013 era was kind of an awakening. And I guess I'm just going through round two right now. Yeah. But it was like the first one was like, I mean, obviously, when did you realize like, oh, I'm not, I'm not just attracted to men. Like how young were you? I was attracted to girls way before I ever was attracted to guys. When I was like,

11 years old I used to think that like Minnie Mouse was super fucking hot and like I thought Minnie which is so good I ended up on Disney so my chances with Minnie went up by like 100 oh my god you're like Minnie you me let's fuck yeah she was super hot to me um

I always thought that the female characters in movies were way hotter than any of the guys. I actually never really understood what these girls were doing with these like idiots. Right. You're like, that penis is disgusting. So, yeah, so that was kind of it. And then like, yeah, when I was like 11 or 12, my friends were starting to kind of like tell me what they were doing with guys and I didn't really understand it. So I've got most of my girlfriends to hook up with me. That is such an amazing. The first time I ever hooked up with anyone was with the girl. Was a girl. Two of them.

And did you go past first base? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Of course. Oh, my God. Absolutely. Okay. And then when did you hook up with a guy? I hooked up with, well, I didn't go all the way with the dude. I was 16. It wasn't Nick Jonas. It wasn't Nick Jonas, but I ended up marrying the guy. Oh, my God. So that's pretty crazy. So that's the first guy you hooked up with? Yeah, which I lied and said that he wasn't the first, so I didn't seem like a loser. Okay, but now you're telling the truth. It's more of a full circle story. It's so fucking weird because I couldn't think.

I couldn't think of anyone. He was like, oh, whoever you had sex with. And I couldn't think of anyone. So I just like made somebody up that I knew, but we had never actually had sex before. And then like his friend ended up marrying him. And so then it was like, oh, now my friend is marrying someone you've hooked up with. So then when I was like 24, I had to say that I lied when I was 16. You're like, so that was a full blown lie. It was a lie that I held on to for like 10 years. Wow.

Oh, and then once you're kind of stuck in a lie, like you're kind of fucked. Oh yeah. Then I was like, no reason to like dig old bones up. But then you're like, Hey, this is directly affecting our lives. So I'll tell you. Yeah. Um, yeah. That was so weird. Directly affected my life. How the fuck did this happen? It's so weird. That's why I think that everything's pre-programmed in this world. It's supposed to happen. Like what's meant to be will be.

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Do you have like a type? I know like you, you're attracted to people's souls, like you're attracted to, but do you have like, who are you in a relationship? I'm so interested. No. Are you hyper crazy? And do you like a calm person? Oh my God. I actually do kind of need, I usually end up complaining that they're boring, but that's what I need.

I need Bori. Me too. I'm realizing I need like more calm, very calm. They have to be, I mean, you're fucking Miley Cyrus. You need like a confident guy. Yes. But he can't be the same level as you, like of like screaming and like yelling. No, I definitely, definitely need like a calming. I need an anchor. I need a weight. But when I was thinking about this yesterday and knowing we're going to have this conversation, I was thinking about someone has to bring more to the table than their plate. They can't just be like, fill me up all the fucking time. And I think that's kind of,

That's a big part of my life is filling people back up. And that can make me go below zero, below E. And so it's really important that I feel fulfilled. And yeah, they have to bring something to the table. Do you think it's like...

hard because of how mega successful you are. Like, how the fuck are you, like, how would you ever date a normal person? You can't. So I think that's what ended up making like female relationships make more sense to me because the role that I was in made more sense. Oh, that's interesting. Because it was like,

well, there's not going to be this weird thing that like I pay for everything and I whatever. And then I was like, but that's just like a stereotype too. Like if I'm going to be with a girl, like I'm totally down to be with like a boss bitch that's like as successful or more successful than me. That's cool too. But I felt like,

the women that end up being around it, like the role fit easier for me because like, even in my relationship with men, a lot of the times, like I kind of hold a more dominant, you're cut, you have the power, you wear the pants a little bit more dominant space. Well, how could you not? It felt like that made it less uncomfortable. Yeah. And then it felt like I was choosing partners, uh,

out of anxiety, which is like so much to do with like my therapy journey too, because I don't want to choose who I'm going to be with out of like anxiety or fear or stereotype. Cause that's like not anything that I represent or believe in the stereotype. So it's like, I need to find a guy that's confident enough in himself that he's okay with

that I am kind of like masculine and strong and just like there's a lot of qualities to me that tend to like

associate more with the male role. Yeah. I agree. I think it's kind of beautiful that you've been like, and so I'm okay right now being like, yeah, it works better with a woman. And if I can find a man that can be accepting of that, great. But for right now, for you, the female relationship is working better. Yeah, this made a lot more sense at a time. And then what's funny about that too is like, I guess...

I don't know. I guess I just have been very experimental. Like, I've been with a lot of different kinds of, like, dudes and chicks. Like, I've been with, like, super femme girls. Yeah. Girls that kind of make me feel more femme. Like, I just really don't have a type. The main thing for me is that someone...

has to bring something that is elevating my life and like that's in all my relationships not just my sexual relationship totally yeah you need people that are going to be just like as powerful in a room it doesn't have doesn't they don't have to be as successful they don't have to have more money but you don't want to feel like you're like dragging this person and giving this person and you're not getting filled up that's awful do you know what your love languages are I do I don't you've

Love like finding out people's love languages. Okay, wait, tell me. So my love language kind of makes me sound like an asshole, but it's not. It is acts of service. Oh, wait, I thought gifts is more asshole. Yeah, gifts are crazy. You're like, bitch, give me a Chanel now. I hate gifts. Okay, me too. I really don't like gifts. Cringe, right? Yeah, that's so embarrassing. I don't know what to do with my face. I don't know what to do with my hands. I hate gifts. But I like acts of service because I would say that on the giving and the receiving end. Like if someone that I'm with tells me,

like my closet is driving me crazy. It's totally unorganized by the time they're home the next day, I've already dealt with it. I'm like that. I really love to do things for people. Or if someone says that,

I remember one boyfriend, I had... I think you thought it was really weird that I made him... I made him a bong for his birthday. Oh, my God. How sweet. And I handmade this bong, and then I thought he thought it was kind of weird, but it's like, I would rather someone make something for me, and that, to me, is an act of service. I took time. Wait, this is so fascinating, also talking to you about this, because...

Just based off of everything we're talking about, you're talking about the way you give love. And then there's two ways. How the fuck – Miley, here we go. How do you receive love? So receiving, I also really, really like. You like when people do stuff for you. I like acts of service. Okay. Even though I feel like an asshole, but I do like when people do things for me. Right.

And then my other one is... There's physical touch, words of affirmation, quality time. I like quality time. Quality time. Quality time is my other one. But quality, emphasis on quality. Like, not just time. Right. I don't want you just, like, to fill the space. Right, right, right. I want you to bring something to the fucking table. And that is what I, like, really demand now as, like, I'm getting older. Yeah. I allowed so many...

people to just come and like add their toxic fucking breath to my air and like suck out the life of my spaces and like I'm just over that. Yeah, I was going to ask you like how I think a lot of people look I always talk about it because it's like I love to talk about sex but I also like to talk about like everyone has been through shitty relationships. Everyone's been through heartbreak and like is there a little like

tip you can give anyone listening to like getting through any heartbreak we've all been through relationships that we break up like have you found your so I had a very very public of course very like big breakup that was over a 10 year span of a relationship and sitting with me now I would hope you find me to be somewhat this way which is not the public perception is I'm very logical and

I'm very organized. You are. And like very kind of center. And so I love lists. Lists keep my whole fucking world on track. My world would be wrecked if I didn't make lists. That's brilliant. Every day I have a list of what do I want? How am I going to achieve it? What's the next step? And so with heartbreak, I tried to not get lost in the emotion. Smart. And I also don't like that with women too. It's like, well, you're a cold bitch. It's like, no. No. The world is going to keep turning. It's like a death when you lose a love that deep. Straight up. Like it feels like a death.

It's honestly, sometimes that even feels easier because it's more... You can like put it to bed and move on. You know that person's still walking around. I know. Like the person's still walking on the earth and choosing every day because it's a choice. Right. Death isn't a choice. Right. And this is a choice. So to not get lost in emotion, to focus on the logics, is to make a list of what you were...

gaining and what you were losing, what they were contributing to your life and what they were subtracting and to value each of these things by one through ten. So like... Fuck. Miley hasn't figured the fuck out. And then you add them all up and if the person was adding...

more to your life than you know what is expected for your next relationship. Wow. And what they were subtracting, you know what you will not accept ever again. And so you look at these two things and you go, this is what I, okay, so one of the things that are really important to me in a relationship. Yes. Other than active service. Like, besides active service, I like people taking care of themselves. I think the way someone treats themselves is a reflection of the way that they'll treat you. So true. So I'm like super into like clean eating. I'm into people taking care of themselves. I,

I knew that the place to meet my next partner was not going to be at like a fucking Burger King. If clean eating and self-maintenance is going to be important, I know to look in communities where those people are going to gather.

I now no longer look at like any sort of AA meetings because I myself have, I don't really want to help someone on their journey of addiction so much because I need to take care of my own self. But I do, you know, you don't like as someone that's living a sober lifestyle, don't go to the club looking for your next partner. So put yourself in places where you'll be successful so you don't get stuck on,

I'm just always wasting my time with all these people. It's like, you can really control the kind of people that are going to like flow in and out of your life. Straight up. And you can create a filtration system. So I have filtered my life of what I will accept and what I will not. I am sorry, but like,

You just sounded so like you have it fucking figured out. And I know you don't, but like, no, but that shit right there, I'm like, did everyone, is everyone listening? Write that fucking down. I'm about to go back and listen. That helps with every single thing. And like even people in your life. So you look at the people that like,

matter the most to you. Like my mom matters the most to me of anyone. So I write down her qualities of what I love about her and I try to find people like that because one day I may not have my mom on this earth and I want to have people that like keep her spirit alive through them. And I do think that

There's little sparks of, like, we're all kind of one. And we've all just divided into these our own little sources of energy and, like, our own little souls. But we're all kind of, like, one in a way, I think. And so I think that I could find little pieces of her in other people. Dude, that is, like, so fucking beautiful. Wait, you're, like, fucking mature as shit. Miley, come in with the facts. I'm not in real life.

I'm not in real life. I still love dicks and all the things, but I think that the idea that, that like, I don't know. I just think that there's a level of, there's a level of logic to everything and not getting lost. No, that is, that's pretty brilliant. And wait, so are you not smoking weed anymore? I'm not smoking weed anymore. Okay. Wait, I'm going to, okay. In the spirit of like being call her daddy, I always say like, okay, I think it's,

High sex is the best sex. Drunk sex is a fucking... Like, it gets fun sometimes, but it's just like... I can't with sweat. I have a thing about sweat. So high sex can be the best sex, obviously. And obviously, if you were, like, smoking all the time, you were having high sex. And now that you're not, like, how are you doing? Okay, I'm doing great. Okay, great. Here's the thing about this, which is really funny, because, like...

I'm going to wait for this to go away because this is going to get juicy. Airplanes and the night. I'm telling you, I live in fucking Burbank. Fuck. It's really not right. Yeah, we got to move. We got to move. We got to get out of here. Yeah, Miley kind of lives right at the airport. It gives me anxiety. Okay. Okay. But what are we going to talk about? We're going to say. High sex. Oh, high sex. Of course. So my identity is much different.

My identity is related to sex in a much deeper way than my sexuality is, if that makes any sense. So like, so my identity and who I am as a person is very sexual and who I am

as a sexual person is again, maybe I'm like a selfish psycho or like sex is really like about me in my mind. Of course. Everything's about me in my mind. I won't know. Everything is about Miley, but we can give ourself an orgasm. So like, but I just feel like a, let me think about this. Let's think about my sex life. I get,

turned on by again like what people are like contributing to my life right and as of right now having someone that's also sober like a partner is like very sexual to me because it's very like present and very there right but I think it's really funny how my identity is so wrapped up in sexuality when my sexuality actually just has a lot to do with like my identity and who I am as a person does that make any fucking sense what

Are you guys with us? You lost me a little. It's just really weird. I'm like, hold on. I just think people think of me as a hypersexual being. Right, like you're having sex all the time, 24-7. Like, are you going to sit on this dildo in front of my eyes? Which I would. But, like, I enjoy sexuality more than I enjoy sex. That's a better way to say it. Okay, there we go. And I'm much more into sexuality than sex. Like, I... But I also don't really fuck with foreplay because I just am too busy. Oh, weird.

Really? I don't fuck with foreplay, as everyone will tell you, even in my business. I do not like to tease things. I like to not say shit and then fucking go for it and scare the shit out of you. Oh, my God. So that's my thing. I have a lot fucking going on. I don't really have time to sit around and flick my pussy. I really want to get the shit done and fucking get back to editing my music video. Wait, so what are we doing? Like throwing lube on there?

We're going lube and hurry. Oh, like hurry, hurry. If I'm in the mood, we're good. Right, right, right. I don't really need lube, to be honest with you. Okay, so like if you're in the mood, stick it right in. Just hurry. Hurry. I'm kind of like hurry and make it good. Oh. But I'm not like an old like, oh, I don't really want to have sex. Right. I go through seasons where like I think I can have sex with women longer than I can with men. Right.

Really? But maybe it's because you just get in there and it's like kind of done. Right. And I think women are much more attractive. I don't really want to stare at a dick for a long period of time. Yeah, like get that thing out of my fucking face. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like I could definitely have foreplay longer with a girl than I could with a guy.

I don't really want to look at a penis for any longer than I have to. I think that's why I want it to go inside so it gets out of my face. I don't want it in my face. Dude, no, I always say to girls, like... I like dicks as an aesthetic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, put them in sparkles. I don't like dicks as an... Exactly. Yeah, yeah. I always tell girls that are like, fuck, is it weird as shit? Like, I'm not a lesbian, but I watch girl-on-girl porn. Girls are way hotter. No, because you don't want to see a fucking dick.

fucking dick in your face. We know this. I don't want that. Everyone I think can agree that from ancient times that dicks make wonderful sculpture. Beautiful. But more than that I am not as interested. They're a little scary sometimes. I like dicks as art pieces. Yeah. And sculptural. I love the shape. I think it like really looks good on a table. Such a good aesthetic. It's good if it can just get in and go away. Right. Because I don't want it eyeing me off. Okay.

That's how I truly feel. That honestly is so brilliant. I feel good about saying that. You're like, and listen to that and I'll say it. Everyone knows that tits are prettier than balls. Everybody knows this. Sorry. Queen. It's fucking true. Wait, can I ask you? That's why it's all about me because I'm secretly just looking at my own body. Right. You're like, I'm so fucking

hot. Your dick is ugly, but look at this pussy. Exactly. And that's why it's almost hotter hooking up with girls. Mangeray is for me. That's what I'm saying. It's all... Because you get turned on. I don't give a fuck. On your show, you're allowed to say it's all about me. It's all about me. It is. Like, I want to look down and see me in my thing that makes me feel hot. Absolutely. You should just mask

for me in front of a mirror all the time. I have some Chanel underwear that are actually not even hot for like a guy. They're kind of like granny. Right. But they're so fashion and I'm so obsessed with them. And so you wear them for you. So I wear them for me. And it's like. That's amazing. Can I ask you because I think so many fucking women like are

like, are so terrified of their, like, is my vagina ugly? Like, I feel like my labia lips aren't as cute or, like, my clit's big or, like, whatever. And I'm like, no, you have to own your fucking pussy. You just got to become friends with yourself and, like, dig yourself. Love it. And I also just think that there's, like,

If you're starting to feel bad about your vagina, just Google dicks and you'll start feeling okay. Wait, this is actually like kind of facts. Like look at that shriveling little thing, especially when it's done. It's like, Oh, look at him. Little baby carrot. We're not like, I just like, I'm just like not, that's just not my thing. Yeah. And how did like, if, if you've hooked up with men, can they tell that you're not as into them? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think that I wouldn't be doing it if I wasn't into it. True. So in the moment, I'm feeling it. But later... Are you not giving blowjobs? Later, I, like, if the guy...

I've given a blowjob recently. Okay. But it wasn't as much fun as I thought it was going to be. It honestly just took too long. You're like, that was awful. I actually say every day, like, I don't really want to do morning sex, even though I used to really like to. Yeah. I don't really do it because I've got, like, when I'm thinking about the editors in New York and, like, I'm a little bit worried about them, like, you know,

You saw the video that like making sure the bubble gum looks glossy. That's more important. It is more important. And I just don't have time to sit around and like play with my vagina. I need it to all be on my schedule. And you don't have time then. If you don't have that, then you don't have time to get stuck a day. Because men, if they say the same thing, they're a boss. They're running their business. Like that would be, what about the men that like, these are not all men. I'm not generalizing. But what about men that like,

work on their kids' birthdays. My dad had to work on my birthday. If you're a woman and you're like, listen, I don't have time to give you a blowjob because I want to work, you're an asshole. But if you don't show up to your child's birthday party because you got to get your business done, you're a boss. Yeah. That's fucked up. That is fucked up. That's fucked up. I'm glad you're like so open about this shit because I feel like there are so many fucking girls that are like, yeah, like I just like twirl on that dick and like I'm just like

wild and like I don't twirl on I don't twirl period and I definitely don't twirl on that day you're like I don't do handstand I'm not a twirler wait okay can I ask you what your favorite position is then

um my favorite thing is lauren conrad's video of ceo wait what so someone says what's your favorite position and she goes ceo what the fuck is that so she's the her that she's the head boss she's a ceo oh okay that's my favorite oh you want to know what it is look at me like not getting no that's like if i not if you're bent over a desk if you're sitting at the desk with your hands on the keyboard writing an email to someone that didn't do what the fuck they were supposed to and you're making sure that they know that that's what happened

Wait, that's kind of hot. That's my favorite position. Okay, that's fair. Okay, I kind of like love that you answered with that. And I hate that I like was like, huh? This is an interesting question. Yeah. Now after you like thinking about like you, okay, so you like hooking up with girls. So if you had to pick for the rest of your life. I'm scared. You have to pick either getting eaten out or fingered and you can't get the other one. Which one are you getting? I'd rather finger myself.

Okay, that's... I think I'm obsessed with me. We... I really am. Everyone else... You're like, guys, hello? Someone else is going to be in the room and, like, you're going to feel uncomfortable. I like when Megan Thee Stallion says, stop licking my pussy hard. That shit's aggravating. Like, that's really aggravating. Yeah. No, because I think it's hard because it's like, I feel like there's not as many people that know how to eat pussy, but it...

fingering is so underrated and it can be so amazing. I'm just like into me. I'm going with fingering, but with myself. Yourself? Yes. Honestly, that is most daddy fucking statement. My tongue is long, but not that long. But honestly, maybe you could kind of get that. If I could remove a rib, maybe. Do you have any favorite sex toys that you can like give advice for the daddy gang to get?

Okay, so here's my advice for you, which recently got given to me, and I thought it was highly valuable. Oh. So I thought I would pass it down generation to generation. Love. So one of my main gays was over at my house helping me pick lighting for above my bed. We were like, are we going to go with a chandelier? Are we going to go with something modern? What are we going to go with? And he's like,

well, you got to go with the flush mount. And I'm like, what the fuck's a flush mount? He's like, you got to make sure it's like really tight to the ceiling because you don't want when you stand up to hit your head on the light fixture or like try to grab onto it for fun and then pull it out of the wall and then it come crashing down and part of the chandelier go through your partner's sternum. Now you're a murderer. I'm sorry, what? It got so deep, but I was like, apparently he's like speaking from like,

I'm guessing from trauma or experience. He's like, this has happened to me. Don't try it. So he stands up on my bed. Luckily, he's six foot two. So I did go with the chandelier, but I don't think that's going to be a problem. Okay, great. So he was telling me that for future reference to always be really, see, this is about logic. I'm all about logic. So for particular, you got to be very particular about lighting above your bed because it's one step away from being a murderer.

That's the advice that I was given. Wait, that is really interesting. So he said that the chandelier was like, if you grab onto it, if it comes out of the wall and you pick one of the ones that are like classic, like chandelier style, that it can come down and go crashing through the person's sternum. And that seems like a nightmare trying to explain. My.

If I'm going to kill someone, it's definitely not going to be with a chandelier. So wait. Even though that's kind of chic. Is anyone following where, when I said, what's a good sex toy? You want. You said advice. Oh wait. So that was advice. My advice for you. Okay. So I feel like everyone listening is like, okay, don't put the chandelier above. You don't put the chandelier just because you don't want to kill someone. Honestly,

I don't want to hit your head. That's embarrassing. And also I feel like, like the whole murder thing, I'm just like not down. I'm already weird. I'm already weird about getting embarrassed. Like I get embarrassed really, really easy. Really? And if I get like red, it will stick. Like if I get like, what would you get embarrassed about? Like in the bedroom? I just don't really ever want like accidentally queef. Crazy sounds. Oh yeah. Crazy sounds. Dude, that's so fucking worse. I like, I'm always scared that I'm going to like roll. I don't know.

I have when you fall off a bed mid sex and you try to like, let's keep it going. And it's like, I don't do fall. Fall freak me out. I've really only fallen knock on wood. This is going to happen to me soon. A handful of times in my life. And this is I'm not trying to do it. And do you just stop? You can't continue sex.

I'll continue and try to make it a shtick. Right. But in your head, you're like, I hate myself. That's the kind of physical comedy in me to be like, that was on purpose. It's like a Charlie Chaplin kind of move. But no. You're like, but no, I'm actually not enjoying this now. I would not want anything really embarrassing to happen. I actually agree. Killing someone with a chandelier seems really embarrassing. I feel like that's the ultimate. That's the ultimate. It's not even embarrassing. It's also life-changing. But I did think it was good advice, and I was wondering why I didn't think about it before. No, I actually, I think because a lot of people don't put chandeliers. Have lighting over there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a light already when I moved in. That's a rich bitch problem. But it was down towards the end, which I thought was okay. Okay, yeah. And then he was saying no, because what if you go the other way? Like, it's just something you don't want to do. That's a rich person problem. Listen, this was apparently like a six foot four gay guy problem. I don't think I'm ever going to get close enough to a light, but I did think it was good advice. Okay, so everybody listening, guys, chandeliers, no fucking goats. No fucking goats. Or just anything that could like, you don't want to be, you don't want to mix interior and sex.

No, that's really great advice. I honestly have never thought about that specific situation and I'll always keep that in mind. See, now when you walk into a hotel room and there's a fucking light above the bed, you're going to think about me and you're going to be like, no, cap the light. Cap the light. We're done. Okay. What about, do you use sex toys or just your fingers?

Um, I like sex toys. Most of my sex toys I use as see, I'm, I'm very contradictory. I was just saying don't involve sex and interior design, but I do like sex toys as interior design. Okay. So a lot of the time I'll buy a dildo and like more than about its operation. Oh, this is you want to look cute. This is from pleasure chest. So this is actually like real, but I don't really want to get in there with it because I love the way that it looks.

on my table. Wait, yeah, guys, it's literally like a blue sparkly dick and it's honestly... It's so cute. It's really cute. It's really, really cute. It's really cute. So I'm really into dildos for interior design and I buy them for myself but I end up using them for interior design. So like you're like, I'll probably use that one day and then you end up just putting it out in like your family room. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, do you like vibrators?

I like vibrators, but I really just like mostly aesthetic and I feel like I'm like pretty good with like dealing with myself. Wait, that's pretty great. Yeah. And how do you like when do you think you got super like you said you've always been confident, but do you think you've always been like super confident sexually within yourself?

I've gone through a lot of seasons. Like, I feel like it's very reflective of where I am. And if you talk to me in a year, which we should, we should talk again when I'm not busy. Because when I'm not busy, my sex drive is totally different. Really? And I think that's something like... It goes up. Also with women.

I, when I'm working, it goes down because I'm like, oh, so in my zone of working that you're kind of like, I don't have time. One, I did read an amazing book about kind of like adrenals and your hormones. And I have low cholesterol. And when you have low cholesterol, it affects your sex drive. And when I'm like working, I don't eat as regularly. Then my cholesterol gets low. Your cholesterol controls all the hormones in your body. So when you get low blood sugar, low cholesterol, not eating like regularly,

snacks and things like that. Yeah. By the end of the night, if I'm hungry, I'm definitely not horny. Wait, that's why I never even knew that. That's really good information to check your cholesterol. So people guys, cholesterol, but like, that's really smart because like, I feel like there are so many girls. Like, why am I like never horny? And like, check your cholesterol. Apparently Miley says, check your cholesterol, all your hormones and it'll change your life.

Sometimes I will like, okay, what is fucked up is if I will eat like something like crazy. Like I'm like, fuck this. I've been working all day. I'm ordering like a shit ton of Mexican food. Yeah. Then all of a sudden I get horny. I'm like horrible timing. Like I was looking so hot all day long, but then I get, it's my cholesterol goes up and my blood sugar. Oh,

And then you're like, I'm going to go poop. I can't have sex right now. Sometimes you just got to knock it all out. Yeah, sometimes you got to do it all. Wow. Okay, wait, this is kind of like a really interesting question that like is kind of turning. But like, how many times have you been in love? If your child is considering something as big as joining the military, you can bet they're taking the time to do some research. You can too by visiting todaysmilitary.com because their success tomorrow begins with your support today.

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This is kind of like a really interesting question that like is kind of turning. But like how many times have you been in love? How many times have I been in love? I've been in love three times. Three. I've been in love three times. Wow. But I've been in love more than in love with anyone else one time. And then I think that kind of sticks around. Yeah. But I've been in love. I've been in love with, I would say...

one person who is a girl that I still think about and, like, dream about all the time. But you just know that something just doesn't fit. And I think that's something that I learned a lot in therapy, too. Like, you just can't try to fit this fucking swear into a circle because you start driving yourself to a place where...

Like trying to make something that is physically impossible work will drive you insane. That is like so fucking mature of you to say that because I think that sometimes when there's love, it's really hard to walk away from something even if it's not working. But the fact that you can sit here and be like, I'm in love. Like I love that person. I also don't believe in want your love. Me either. I don't believe in want your love. Fuck that. Because there are qualities that people bring to your life that one person never will again or one like they're just, I don't believe in want your love.

The fact that your answer to if you want to get eaten out or fingered and you said, I want to get fingered, but I also want to do it by fucking self. Yeah. Miley fucking Cyrus. Dude, that's your daddy game. Yeah. This is the way it rolls. If you want something done right, you do it the fuck yourself. Did you guys hear that? That's what I'm saying. Otherwise, you're going to have to like give notes and give feedback. I also don't want to like give someone a pat on the back after it's honestly not that hard. And it's not that hard. And also, I could probably do it better. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

I just can't reach. Wait, okay, so your new song... Sex and interior design go actually really hand in hand. I love how you keep saying interior design. Here's the thing about it. I love interior design. Here's the thing about it. My only problem with not being able to do interior design by myself is a lot of the times I can't reach. Oh. Otherwise, I could do it all myself.

You're kind of like the woman that does it all. So you're like, just get a fucking ladder. Just get a ladder. Like, if you could get a ladder, then you would do it. I'm freaking out ladders. I'm scared of heights. I'm scared of heights. I hate flying. Wait, can I ask you? I have people ask to move. Like, people won't sit by me on the plane. Wait, really? Swear to God. Wait, why? This one woman was sober and started drinking beers ferociously because I was screaming that we're not getting enough speed. And so she ordered a beer. We're not getting enough speed, sir. Do you ever feel like you are? Don't you hate when you get up in the air, then all of a sudden it feels like they go, oh.

And I can feel like I'm like, I don't... Wait, do you fly commercial? Yeah, and I hate flying. Wait, how does that go? Apparently not so well because I'm like boycotted by... Well, I've actually... I was on a no-fly list for a second and I'll show you because everyone assumed I was just going to bring in drugs. Wait. But then I fixed it. I could only go into work basically. So yeah, the flying gets a little sketched because I get searched like...

extra crazy. I think that's literally the complete opposite of what I thought. Oh no. It's hard because people come up to me like I can't because they think I'm bringing drugs.

Wait, what? But you can fly kind of like, people won't come up to you too crazy and attack you. Some people bug me. I actually like people not treating me special. Yeah. So I had a guy on, a queen on Delta the other day that treated me like shit and I loved him. Wait, you're like, I'm horny. Yeah, I'll actually fuck you. He was like mad at me because I was watching my HGTV too loud and I could never hear him when he was asking me things and he was annoyed and I loved him. He was mean to Bradley too. He was mean to you. Wait, that's kind of a...

We want him over. You're like, I fucking love this. Like, we on Delta was so fucking mean to me and I, like, wanted to give him the biggest hug for it but he did not want a hug from me. But you're like, I love you. He's like, bitch, what are you talking about? I hate you. Yeah, he did not like me. Wow. But I loved him. Okay, so you're afraid of heights. I hate when people are like, treat people special. Me too. I'd rather, like, I definitely treat

the people that are like the lowest on the call sheet better than I would at the top. I have so much respect for you. So many people already fucking do that for the people at the top. You don't need me to jerk you off. Everyone else is boom. And I think it's also a refreshing cause like you are still, I mean sitting here with you, I'm like, I, you're so normal that it is getting gorged by the, I know guys, wait, do we look so hot in these cameras right now? Miley's tits are popping. We're ready. Um,

Can you... Just because it's my childhood and I'm thinking about it. Sorry, I just pulled this. Do you now feel like you're in a place where...

you can accept Hannah Montana and you look back and you enjoy it. Because honestly, your throwbacks are fucking everything. I'm obsessed with it. Wait, right? They taught me how to glue my fucking wig down. Yeah, the extensions. I was already so ready for this world. Yeah, literally. You know, they prepared me in a way that you cannot pay money for. Yeah, actually. My wig was snatched at like age 11. What were you doing? Bitch, you were insane.

literally in it everyone wanted your hair I love that there's this video of me and I'm probably like 12 and I'm going through my fucking tour bus and I have a shirt that says just got off the catwalk and I'm talking about how it's my favorite and then I turn around and I'm like and that's my wig and I'm like what 11 year old do you know that has hey guys that's my wig real hair lace front sitting on a mannequin head with just like no one it was a no one Miley that is

kind of wild. It seemed like a nightmare when I wanted to escape it, but that's just being 18. Like, you want to escape who you are even if it was just someone from, you know, middle school. Well, and sometimes you just need a little bit of distance to then, like, appreciate it. And obviously during bangers and stuff, you're like, stop calling me fucking Hannah Montana. That's been the same way in relationships too. Like, at first when I got out of my long-time relationship and it...

didn't work and that was really like traumatizing also now I'm in a place where I just look at it and love it and like respect it and it just is such an amazing time in my life the relationship that I had for 10 years was an amazing time in my life and the relationship that I had like with myself as Hannah and like all that that was a great time in my life and like I loved working with my dad every day at the time I didn't know how lucky I was like so all the times in my life even the ones that have been really fucking in my mind

not the best. Somehow they just added up to like, I love who I am so much right now that if any of those things wouldn't have happened, I'm not sure that I would be the same person. So I'm just super stoked. Dude, that is so fucking beautiful, Miley. And I'm so happy for you. Honestly, like when you were showing me your music video, I was like, you...

look really happy and you're so proud of what you're doing. And like, you can tell, I mean the fucking song guys go listen to the fucking song because my God, it's like, it is so fucking good. The song is the song is, I felt like a bridge that was like really missing through my narrative for my fans and for the public. And I'm just so happy that I was able to build it. My fucking self. So no fucking water under the motherfucking bridge. Let me move on. Cause also, I mean, another thing that I guess is,

really relevant for your show is that I feel like as a woman I was villainized for moving on yeah and I really think that that's not acceptable yeah at the time I had posted you know George Clooney and Brad Pitt and all these guys like Johnny Depp who have gone through women and they're known as like players and amazing yeah they're like glamorized and it's like oh they're so hot and they're amazing and everyone's one thing is like I would have much rather the public

You know, like, I guess. Like, why are you not a boss? They villainized me because of my sexuality, but they tried to make me seem like I was disloyal, which is, like, so against my fucking character. You attacked my fucking character. Yeah. And my character is everything that is my foundation. That's, like, what I thrive on. Even being on your show, like, I'm not someone that'll sit here and be like,

I just sit around like watching porn and I'm so sexual and I'm like I'm like I know what I'm talking to you I know what the show is but that's not me like my art and like me taking care of my dogs and me taking care of my business like that's my fucking priority and like I'm not gonna act like I'm something that I'm not or I'm more sexual than I am because that's always just like that's like for your entertainment and not for me and for me like I'm much more into like

building my business right now. I'm not that into building up my relationship. That's so empowering. Any Jew would be considered a boss for putting their business first. And the woman second. And then, like, it's so fucked up. And, like, I love that, like,

When I go through my neighborhood, too, that, like, I bought my fucking house. Yeah. I bought my fucking car. And, like, I am not shaming any woman that does not, like, live your fucking life, do your thing. I just know that that wasn't my mom's story. Yeah. That wasn't my grandma's story. So I'm, like, a first-generation...

You're doing it. Yeah, you're a boss. And my mom actually at 55 year old just bought her own car and she started crying. She's like, your dad has always bought my car for me. Her dad bought her car for her. My mom at 55 just bought her own fucking car. How amazing is it? She fucking loves it. When I just got my first nice apartment in New York and I'm like, it is the most satisfying thing because I've been in a relationship with a guy that bought everything for me and working my ass off for a show and being able to buy my own shit. I'm like, that fucking...

That feels better than receiving it. I would rather rent a fucking closet for somebody and pay for it than live in like your fucking mansion. Right. So I'm just so stoked. Like when I come home, it's like I get to choose what fucking color the couch is and I can't choose so I picked all fucking three colors. And that's what I want, bitch. And that's what I want. And so that just feels really good and like so at this time, like for me, I'm just like super secure in who I am and I just don't feel like

I feel like I've acted enough in my life and that's a job for me and that's too exhausting to be working all the time. But luckily, I've never really had to do that and I've never felt like an actress. The only time that I felt like I was ever acting in my personal life is in relationships that were no longer working for me. So I just encourage people to be logical and

don't get a totally, don't drown in emotion. Make your fucking list. Look at what someone is contributing and what someone's subtracting to your life and then make an executive decision. And if you're not fucking happy, get out. If you're not happy, get the fuck out.

Miley Cyrus, you... I just want to also, like, last comment, too, about what you just said, because I think that is the most empowering female statement of you being like, how the fuck was I villainized for moving on too fast? Everybody go fuck yourselves. That's, like, a really big part of this song, and I just feel like the video and controlling my fucking narrative, it's unfair that someone...

Taking a photo from a helicopter is allowed to control my narrative, but it feels below me.

to at that time engage in public opinion. And it does. How do you deal with that? It's infuriating. I've gotten a lot of control. That's why in the, that's why in the song it says I can't bite the devil on my tongue. So it's like, I'm going to say this now. Got it. It's about like, you know, some people have like the devil and angel on the shoulder. The devil lives on my tongue. So usually I just lash out and say the first thing that fucking comes to mind. But it's not,

never benefited me. Because when you think about it, and I've like now allowed life to do its magic and I've understood its purpose and that was just a bridge for me to get out of my situation and like

And that woman made me really happy at the time. And that was like the way that I dealt with it. And there's not a handbook as much as I can give you advice. There's no handbook of how to deal with heartbreak. It's all very like everyone's an individual and will handle it in their own way. And so I felt like this song is like for the kind of looking at my life as my personal life or people looking at my career, I felt like there was a gap between me

the public perception and the truth. And I just think it's really fucked up that women are villainized for moving on. Dude, it is...

Miley, I'm so happy you're saying that because I think like I remember seeing that, but you articulating it in that way, it just shed so much light on like how fucked up. It's really fucked up. And then you have to sit here and try not to say anything because you're trying to be above, like you said, the helicopter's above, but it's like at what point do you speak up? And I guess what you're saying right now is through my fucking music. And it also does by engaging in that pettiness. One, it...

it isn't good enough for me. Yeah. Like that's kind of the thing about having standards. Yeah. And I like sitting here as a fucking female saying that's not good enough for me. I won't engage in that. That's below me. Yeah. That is not a problem to say that. I think it's really fucked up that women have been made to feel like you're not allowed to say this is for me. Right. That's below me. This is what's acceptable. It's like, oh, you're being a bitch.

bitch no I'm being a fucking boss that's unacceptable to fucking come and like put yourself in my life and then put me on the cross for it like that's fucked up you totally villainize me for that but let me clap back at you when I can articulate it properly and poetically and put it in my song and then you can stream my clap back

Bitches go listen to the song. It's so fucking good. I'm so happy for you that you are putting something out right now that you're like, oh, that's me. This is this is it. And like people are going to fucking love it. I'd be Harry dream. Oh my God. So right now when this episode is out, guys, Miley song is out. That's freaking me.

That is so wild. Yeah. It's freaking me. I can't believe you're fucking here. I'm here and you're putting out this song. The music video is amazing. She looks so fucking hot. Thank you. I was like trying not to like freak out on her couch. Baby for Halloween, please. Guys, literally she has like seven different looks. How many looks? I have five. Five looks. Every single one, Halloween looks. Yes, it's like. And I'm going to do every single one. The bodysuit is like, makes you feel a type of way. Oh. It made me feel a type of way. Little sex, you guys. Yeah.

So go listen. And you can trash the tights. That's a good thing. By the end of the video, they're all like ripped, which I thought was super hot too. And then it looks good after a party. Exactly. It fucking works. So Midnight Sky. Yep.

Out now. Yes. Go watch the video. Yes. Listen to it 19 million times. Tweet us. Tell us you liked the episode. Yeah. We love you guys. Miley Cyrus. Thanks for coming over. This was really fun. This was really fun. I really like talking about this kind of shit. I loved having you on the show. I had so much fucking fun. You are officially a part of the Daddy Fucking Gang. Thank you. Daddy Gang, it is your father. I don't even know what to say right now. Let's all just take a minute. Okay.

That was such a fucking cool experience. I hope you guys enjoyed Miley. I think after the episode, we talked a little bit more and she was just saying how she wants to come back on in a... Oh, fuck.

She wants to come back on in a downtime because like you kind of heard her talking about, she has seasons. Seasons when she's super horny and seasons when she's working. And right now she's working. And then we can get her when she's in her horny mode and we can really hear what she's up to. Just like giving you guys my perspective, hi to the Daddy Gang. Like that...

woman is so fucking real and so cool and i was so honored to just be able to like chill with her and go to her house and sit with her and talk with her like i just did and the only reason that was possible was because of everyone fucking listening to this podcast i wouldn't have been able to meet her and to interview her and to get that episode out if it wasn't for the daddy gang um

I just wanted to have like a little moment of appreciation for you guys. I'm very aware that I am where I am today because of you guys. So thank you so fucking much for supporting this show. Not trying to get sappy with it, but I have to for a minute. Also, this is not the end. Now that you guys are finished this episode, I have more.

Guys, I vlogged while I was at Miley's house. I vlogged my entire experience when I found out we were getting Miley on the show. You guys will see me in the hotel room finding out we vlogged the entire experience. So if you guys want, go to my YouTube channel.

And you guys can watch that. It's really dope. It's a lot of behind the scenes shit that I know sometimes on podcasts. You're like, wait, I want to watch it. Well, you can. So go to my YouTube channel. It's Alexandra Cooper. And then also it will just be linked on all of my social medias and first wipe ups. So that's just Alexandra Cooper for my Instagram. And then also call her daddy. We'll have the link as well. So I hope you guys enjoyed this next week.

I'm going to do a solo episode. And I think I want to just catch up with you guys. I feel like I had an amazing trip in LA. I met so many amazing people, but I kind of want to just have like a week with the daddy gang where we can just chill. And I want to update you guys on my life. I want to talk to you guys. I've been reading a lot of DMs. I definitely miss a little questions and stuff. Okay.

Like I miss it a little I miss you guys So that's what I'm just I just want to vibe a little next week Go back to like OG Call her daddy But I hope you guys fucking loved this I love you fucking guys I had so much fucking fun I'm so excited And finally oh my god As much as I loved putting out this episode I'm not gonna lie I'm a little fucking excited To get back on track And to say I will see you fuckers Next Wednesday

Bye.