All My Friends Are Having Kids [VIDEO]
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Sunday morning from this cow and do do do to do to do every sunday for that was pretty good, right? Dad, getting welcome back to another episode called her daddy. IT is your father here.

We're back. We're ready. It's a good fuck in sunday. Let me just tell you little something.

Okay, I am so god, I am proud of myself. I barely did shit, but I like this is a day to celebrate. This is a win for all of us. If it's a win for me, if it's a win for you, we all fuck and celebrate OK, because life is too fuck. In short, it's also too buckin miserable.

And I got to just say, as a commoner, a proud, I was a fairly newly commoner, I have to just be honest, I threw a kick ass fuck in party, and I usually wouldn't take credit for IT because math, usually doing all the god in work. And i'm just drinking in the corner. You shaking tips, looking like a hard little bit. But today, not today, a week ago, okay, about a week ago, your father showed up and showed out OK.

Here's the thing, matt and I bought this house um I think I was like a but year almost two years ago well and IT was a big step for us. We bought a house before we got married. Controversial k OK the people at the fuck and church like sinner, you fuck to end you about a house before you got married.

You little piece of shit. Listen to ages zone met when I saw this house, and I wasn't able to go with him because I was working, because I am a literal workforce. Okay, you can't stopped me from put in that word, put in that ground, making sure this podcasts a plus plus top of the charts.

Okay, so we we are so winging that dick around and round for the views and the views in the views. So mt, remember when and viewed this house, and we had seen three houses prior to this house, we were looking in the middle cover because I said, listen, mad. I love loss and Angeles, but really, I don't know if I do.

You know, I love you. I love our dogs. I love the weather, sort of.

I am a little dark dungeon bit where like a, maybe I would prefer a little winter, a little risk, little. I would like to see the trees change. Okay, but so I remember I was like math.

We live in west holly's wood. I need to get a little lot of here. I knew a little bit more space I wanted feel like i'm in pensylvania.

Who would have ever fucking thought that right? The girl that was like, get me out of this cage. Get me out of pa. Okay, pennsylvania.

And alex Cooper, I now look back, and I I think, god, I was raised there, right? Because if I was raised in less Angeles, california, I probably wouldn't make IT because I would have been thirteen years old fuck in putting the cities up online and going to casting calls. But thankfully my mother was like, and and no, no, you can do that when you're near or twice.

And so thankfully I was home, you know, on the corn field, I was fuck in shock in the corn. I was, I was eat in my meat and potatoes in god dam, pennsylvania. And what am I O the point was is I started to miss pennsylvania because the problem is is like when you're in los Angeles, it's very different from new york city.

I thrived in york city as IT is well documented. But when I got to loss and Angels, I M like they're such potential for grass and nature and all the good things. I want more of that because this is, this isn't okay.

Can I be honest? This isn't like the best city. You know, like, it's sorry, i'm I gotto come for me.

But like new york city, nothing compares, right? And so if i'm not going to be in a full, full city, like, let us go, mother, back in country, baby, so matter. I started looking for a house that was a little less in the quote on, quote, city of los Angeles.

And I will never forget i'm sitting in my edit booth and i'm editing an epo de color dating and matt calls me and he face times me and he's like, bab, I fucking found our house and i'm only standing in the driveway and oh my god, like and that is so particular about things like you would never fucking say that. And a huge point of why he knew this was the house for us is IT. If I ever, if I ever say the word forever home, literally shoot me the fucking head.

I wasn't about to say that I do want to say. I was about to say, like what is a saying for like, you know, you can fucking and put your roots in your roots and you can like, you can settle down here, like, maybe if I pop out a kid one day, it's going to be in this house. You know what I mean and so that's what I was saying.

I wasn't saying forever home. You fucking in cus, okay, that you have been crying on the internet. I don't own that behavior OK.

But anyway, so that I found her forever home and we just knew this house was going to be somewhere that like all of our family would come in congress for holidays and birthdays and big moments. And so memorial day comes along and math, and I look at each other over a cold glass of wine. No, we're crack and open a beer.

It's about to be summer and not like, what are we doing for this long weekend. And that's like, why don't we throw a party and let's not tell everyone a week in advance. Let's kind of a tell the mid week so that like we don't have too many people that come, but let's have our friends and family over and let's throw a good ask mother buckin party and I like, you know what?

I love that because here's the thing, I need enough time in a weekend to relax so I can get ready for the week ahead. And usually that means that, like math night, I will go out on a friday night or a saturday, but I can't do both. And also sunday is completely for laying, like, I need to raw, I need to lay, I need to sink into the mattress, I need bed source, I need to be Willy wank s parents plus ten, and I just need that.

And math doesn't understand that. So he's always going golfing on a sunday. And i'm like, goodbye, goodnight.

I will be marinating watching Grace of me, watching parenthood. D, I will be on episode ninety five by the time you come back. And that is what a sunday is for.

okay. But because IT was a long weekend, I was like, he's like, are you sure, babe? Like, I don't I know you been super stressed.

There's a lot of work stuff coming up and summers coming up. So you're trying to get ahead. And I said, matt, put me in, let's go. Let's throw a party. Now when we're about to throw a party, there's a lot of things that go into IT.

So because IT was about to be the first kind of party of summer math, and I have like knock gotten our house completely in order for summer. So that has people outside power watching the motherfucker health and like trying to record episode other day. And there is just, shooter is coming out me through the fuck windows.

And like, boys the doors and boys the doors and fucking clothes, the house is flooding every fucking minute of the day. Matt has people at this house. Everyone is gardening, fixing.

I look out math out there with his big boots. IT is gloves on. And i'm like, i'm not going to parking that kinds stuff, but let me know what alcohol we need.

Okay, so math, getting our health for summer in for this party, which is fun, and we're bringing out like our long chairs and all the stuff which is I mean as much as fucking hate summer because I don't like the weather, it's fun to like think about. But then when you're living IT like, is that even that cking fun and i'm like, sweaty and I was just like, whatever. But does anyone relate like, I may winter girl, through and through.

I'm ice to the brim, ice to the cold, ice to the heart and that is like, I just want summer. He's like, i'm a lizard. I can be in pom springs when it's one hundred ten degrees and I want to even break a sweat.

Me, I have a spray in on twenty four seven and I can't be living in that kind of life, you know. I mean, I can't even wear whip because my entire dressed will turn orange and like five minutes. So I need a little bit of an opportunity to just like have shade or get those amazon things that are just like fans.

And I stick in my purse, which I did by ten of those very helpful girls. Just get them for summer, so not fitting. Now, the problem is, is that matt and I first said each other, okay? I think fifteen people will come to this party, and fifteen people is a lot. Because, again, when I was living in new york city, you can barely fit ten people in an apartment, you know. So ten of my parameter is like all we're pushing IT like all maximum fifteen years, like damn, we're fucking out capacity forty eight dish hours before the party.

We find out we're kind of hit in that like twenty five thirty mark and i'm like, oh dam matty, like we're gonna to up the burgers, up the hot dogs maybe I should go get some sandwich es too like we got a beef shit up and then I live a in twenty four hours before matters me down like they by the way, we're really gotten be throwing a big party and i'm like, I know itself he goes, no, I just got confirmation that bb, blah and blah are coming to the party so we're pushing like fifty now. Now there's a couple of things that come to mind when you say that there are fifty people coming to my house. Number one, harder to escape because I feel like when people are your house at that capacity, like people are wandering upstairs, you know, oh, that bathroom mistaken and that bathroom mistaken.

The April spirits is gna make me fuck and shit by panza. I was wandering upstairs and then people are in your bathroom, you know what I mean? And a lot of times during a party, if i'm hosting, I have this rule with myself, okay, where it's like i'm extroverted to a point to a point.

And so i'm going to need to i'm going to need to real IT in a couple times and that is the best part of hosting. There's a lot of negative about hosting, but let me see my favorites, number one, getting to escape in your home. If I am at fucking marty Smith sales and I gotto shit my pants, I cannot do that.

So i'm holding IT in. And then for the next four days, matters not getting fucked because I backed up, backed log in my summing earth for poor bucking days after. Also the best part of posting is, I am so fucking weather confused.

Okay, girls, I will wake up and i'll walk outside and then i'll say mad and he goes, what? And like, what am I wearing today? Math is weather boy, okay, i'll be like, I think you're going to do jeans and a sweater.

And every fucking time when i'm preparing to leave my home, I need literal options. I will put genes on. I will put boots on.

I will put an extra pair of flip flops in my car. I will put a tank top on, plus a sweater on top, and always have an extra jacket in my car. Because when people are hot, I happen to be cold.

And when people are cold, I happen to be hot. I am fucked up. Don't get in my dms being like my alex, you really check your thyroid and you should just don't worry about me.

Okay, if were going down, we're going down. IT was fun while lasted. okay?

Let's not make this a health thing. Let's just make this a surface level thing today. I'd wasn't planning on wearing these sunglasses the whole of epsom. You yeah you're not watching this.

I have these sickening glasses on that some of you may make fun of me for but let me just tell you don't even bother coming in the comments being like alex, where those sunglasses from. You wanted know where they are from korea. korea.

My husband flew all the way to korea to get me these black ping sunglasses that you can't get. I'm just getting. He was there making a show, but he also was like, I went shopping.

Bb, and like everyone said, these are the coolest glasses. And I actually personally think they're pretty bucked and weird, but I feel like you like weird glasses. So here you go, alex. Bm, there we go. Okay, now we're actually that kind of her hurting my head, because I have these, because I have these headphones on so many ways, people start to come to our party and I am trying my hardest to be domesticated, which I feel like at this point.

If any of you know me, if you you've listen to this podcast for, I don't know, two minutes, you can probably guess that like there's a lot of things where matter I may fit into that like classic hetero relationship are like that the man and on the woman. But I would say a lot of the things it's like girl's reversed, right? Mad is like the best housewife and i'm not a molecular him.

I think it's like one of the best things about him because I don't do shit. And to be fair, that is a iambic with my mom and my dad. You know, we love to repeat.

We love to repeat history. You know, we watch what we saw when we grow up and then we just fuck recreated. And so matt is taking care of everything and he's going in getting all of the food.

He's picking everything up because some stuff was you had to preorder IT because IT was a big fucking serving of the salads and the everything. And i'm home. And this is where I was like, dam, like a college education.

Like this is what I needed to fuck and learn like, I didn't need to fuck and learn about social studies. I don't even know, need to know about fucking algebra. I needed to know how to host a mother fucking party.

okay? I am so fucking dumb. I'm staring at all of the things that met when and bought all the decorations and all the things.

And I can't figure out, like, do I use tape? Do I use a bug? Like like do I use a close pen? Do I use? Like, I don't know and i'm literally blindly wandering around my house and then math mother shows up and she's like, sweety, a people are showing up in an hour like why hear all the decorations on the crown? And i'm like, lisa, I am literally fucked.

Please help me. So max, mom, start help me then fuck. Of course, matt comes home is like bay IT looks so amazing meanwhile, like your mother did IT okay, i've just been trying to fucking figure out the utensils and the silver wear to which I will say I was so embarrassed.

You guys math finally was like, he put baby in the corner and he was like, stand over there and just unwrap the the u tent souls and the paper plates and just put them outside in organized fashion. I'm a lot of things. I'm gorgeous, although i'm not gorgeous right now.

You guys have having, honestly, little bit of a panic attack. Okay, so I went to a different person for my boo tox, this time in my forehead, and my right eyebrow usually dipped a little bit lower. The thing is, as I understand everyones, I got their support to his sister is not twins.

I want twins, but my right eyebrow usually dipped lower. So I asked this woman, like, hey, by the way, like, do you think we could pump up the party a little but on the right and he was like, just so, you know, like, it's risky. And am I kia? But I I just, anna, give IT, take a risk, take a chance and I fucking regret IT.

Okay, because my right eyebrow is now a little too high. So if you are observing this and you're seeing me, look, fuck busted, shut the fuck up. Okay, it's the boat.

Toxic fall. This is not natural. none. This is natural. Okay, this is the boat tox bucking my shot up.

And without the boat tox, maybe I would be even an uglier. But regardless, I just, I need to take a breath. Let me have a step in my coffee.

What you guys, I saw someone on tiktok to this, and I never do this. I put cinnamon in my coffee this morning. Your bitch fill like she's on some cocaine. I allowed to say that don't do cocaine, we don't do drugs here and call her daddy, okay, natural endorphin.

Heady ways to the party starts you guys and everyone starts coming. And i'm having so much fun and i'm feeling good. I love my outfit.

And you know, fuck the whole set up process. We figured that out. Match kind of look IT over.

And here's the thing, back in the day, learn and I during covet would drink these margaritas that this one mexican restaurant makes so you can get them for takeout. And they are so sneaky. good.

A kind of reminds me almost of like the like a jungle juice from, you know, when you were in college or high school, people would make jungle juice. But the jungle juice takes good. I think like jungle jewels was disgusting.

And if you feel like jungle juice just like full roofs, but you know, I mean, like the jungle juice is just this big slosh, something you don't really know what in IT. The good thing about these Margareta is they taste amazing, but you don't really know how much alcohol is in them. So we start drinking these margaritas, and everyone's like, oh my god, like, because even alcohol is these taste amazing.

The entire party is so fucking ship fed up with these, Margaret, as you guys. And IT was so fun, we are all hanging out where having the best time and then one thing leads to another. And I look at that and like, this may be the best party that we have thrown.

I walk someone out because they're leaving when I hug, kissed them gobi, and I walk back upstairs and i'm approaching and something feels off, you know, the vibes just shifted from the greatest party ever to, huh? Some things, things wrong. What am I missing here?

The vibes were not a actuate, the vibes or stiff, every almost stiff. So I approached the backyard and I look at the pool. And there have been many kids in the pool.

But now there is an adult in the pool with school. Bag goes on, and he's holding one of my dogs poop bags. And his wife is standing on the corner of the pool with another pop bag leaning down, and everyone is kind of just staring in silence.

And I go to mats grandmother, who is one hundred years old, and I say, grand mommy, what's happening? And he goes, really? 怎么 吃 个 雪人 的 布？ Now to be fair, I mean, it's a great story. You know the logistics, you're like, oh, someone took a shit in the pool.

One of the children took a little Lucy worker y in the pool but wasn't just a little like just not like a little like short, like a little oh, like something lots of lots who I don't start, I don't want to grow. So you want just like many of some, many of the many of something. And so the father of sad child feels so bad, okay, that he is scuba diving to the bottom, the pool to pick up, said, shit.

And the kids are still swimming the fact ball. And I literally grab my margarita dos down my throw, run over to them and i'm like, get out of the fucking in pool. You guys IT is fine.

Please do not worry about this. We will have someone come clean the pool. Everybody get the fuck out of the pool and I love them. They were literally like our best friends. They like no, alex, and not like we are fucking more fied and like i'm modified that you're swimming in shit.

I'm modified that your school diving under my fucking pool trying to find a kids droppings like get out of the mother fucking pool so they ended getting out of the poor. And I was just one of those moments where I was joking and like, I have such baby fever, but this is something I was thinking about that is kind of weird. And I want to talk about IT with you guys because I don't know if anyone is, at this point in their life, almost all of my friends in los Angeles have children or are pregnant.

I have a friend that's pregnant and all of my other friends that were at this party have, whether it's infants, newborns or for on kids. And then aside from my family friends, all of my like home town friends and my friends that don't really live in los Angeles, none of them have kids. And so I have basically these two friend groups that are at such different places in their life.

And I will say it's so beautiful to have both of that because I can empathy like as women, we I think we get to a point which i'm starting to feel IT and I hadn't really felt IT until recently where i'm like looking around and when all of my friends in a layer in one place, i'm like, oh, my god and basically the only person without kids. And then when I with my other friends, it's like crazy that we are even are all talking about having kids, you know. And so i'm grateful that I have these two different dynamics of front groups that I can feel excited on one hand and the nervous on the other hand. Like I feel like i'm the one behind in my l group, but then I feel like maybe i'm like the most ahead in my nai group because i'm the one that's like even thinking about IT and like the one that like I was like the first one to get married in my friend group. And so there's just there's this weird thing happening right now where really, really exciting, but it's also really terrifying.

And I I want everyone that's listening that is you know at this kind of stay in their life were like i'm sure there are some people listening that they're like all my friends are talking about is going out and parking whatever like I kind of don't want to do that anymore and I want to settle down and but I don't want to be the lame friend that like doesn't party anymore and then you might be on the other side of IT where you're like, oh my god, like all of my friends have just like started these families and everything is about the kids and like, what about girl time and what about still prioritising like our individuality in ourselves and like where did that go? And I feel like I know this is a complete bad example, but it's almost you could be equated in a way less intense version to like if you're dating someone in high school next year older than you and they go to college and you're still in high school, you feel so disconnected and you feel like, oh, you're just like a kid and and your boyfriend in college like or your friends in college now don't have time for you because you're just the high school kid and I feel like that is how maybe some people feel when like their friends start having kids and families. It's like you're getting left behind and you're not in on the joke and you're not in on the things um and i'm just happy i'm experiencing all this right now because it's making me reflect a lot unlike whenever I decide one day to have a family of like making sure my friends, whether there singular and relationships or if they don't have kids or they have kids like you have to be so intentional about your relationships and making sure that people around you, even though your life is changing, like you still have to Foster those relationships as your life changes and that means your friendships are going to change a little bit and that's okay.

But I think we have to acknowledge that like I think a lot of times people just have kids or do this or or the the people watch their friends have kids and think they are going to be the same. And it's like, of course not. Your relationship is gna change and does that suck? IT doesn't have to.

You guys, I started posting on tiktok just food reviews. One because I love food and I I feel like my footy tastes are all over the place, which I think could make for a good footy influencer. Hi coming to, I have a flue influence are now goodbye color daddy.

Hello, whatever the fuck come up with my food show name. To be fair though, I found this one language shop that IT. Here's the problem with. Also, the party is like math.

Entire families from A I matters from A E so everyone, I was always like, oh, do you know this one street? Do you know this one shop? And i'm like, guys again.

And from pennsylvania, okay, I still have to use map sometimes if I take like a wrong road to get to my office and math, how do you know that? Also not to be very like, I don't understand. I'm very, i'm very directionally chAllenged.

Like this won't make sense to anyone, but anyone that lives in the northeast region or is in pensylvania, okay, to my O G pennsylvanians. Okay, listen, I will never forget I got my license. I'm seventeen at this point and i'm like, okay, sixteen.

I got IT at sixteen, right? That's what you get IT. Okay, whatever. I was fucking sixteen or seventeen.

So i'm Young and i'm in love and I wanted go to the mall and pick out an outfit for something. At school that week, I think I was like, a dancer, whatever. And i'm like, mom, i'm gona drive to them all by myself.

I don't have my permit anymore. I have my license. I'm allowed to go by myself.

And my mom was like, OK. Okay, okay, you can go. You can go. Just do you know how to get there and i'm like, mom, I have literally been a alive for seventeen years like, of course, I know how to get to the oxy valley mall like, of course I know how if I can get there you've brought me there almost every single other weekend like, come on, she's like OK OK.

Like, I just like sometimes you don't really understand and like, you know I ninety five years like the turn paik and like sometimes you get IT all mixed around and I like, it's fine a sign so I get in my car and to give you context, to go from my house to the oxford belly mall, which was like my local mall. Okay, I we got a lot of options in pensylvania. I don't want to flex, but we do have the king of pressure mall, which is like an hour away.

But that was the all that was like if you want to a go get address, you wanna go get a dress for your school dance that will knock the socks off of Jimmy and corleone and Shawn, you're gonna go to kinga proa and you're gonna a get yourself a bandage dress from P. C, B, G. Okay, but the oxo valley more, you know, they had holster.

They had abbot chrome. Like we were working okay with like fine things. So that was like my go tomorrow.

So going to the ox ali mall, but usually should take me about twelve, twelve minutes to get there. I'm blaring Taylor swift. Here is out the fucking in window.

I am literally feeling like I am entering a new era of my life. I am feeling so confident. I feel like I own this bitch.

Okay, i'm in my little moster. That was my daddy s car. I didn't have a car of my own.

Okay, fuckyou. To my siblings, they each share a car. I never got a car. Okay, so i'm weapon and weapon and weapon in the model.

H and then i'm like looking at the science and it's saying things about new jersey. And to give context, the oxy rally mall is in pensylvania. I've been apparently on the new jersey turnpike for about twenty minutes.

So I call IT my mom and i'm like, mommy, i'm scared. And my mom's like, what signs are you seeing? Alex, like, it's impossible to get lost.

You just had to get on the fucking highway and just go. Three exists down and i'm like, our mom IT has mom well seeing science for new york city. She's like, alex, turn around.

You're not in the right location. What the fucker are you doing on? Like how do I get off? She's like put IT in your GPS.

But at the time I didn't have GPS IT was just like GPS thing. It's like logged onto your air condition or unit. There was no bucking iphone sling and IT right and left.

Like this is like map quest. I don't have a map quest first all because I thought I know how to get to the other king mall. And second of all, these GPS is like my dad's GPS that is like ancient, ancient, ancient, ancient.

So I would have to so over so i'm on the phone with my then of course, you know how they are on the land line. Also, just to shout out to my parents, you know how in movies like at the land line, do you believe you know what a fucking in land line is anymore? Okay, I do have millennia ls on the fucking place OK.

So land line is the phone that stuck into the wall. You little fucked in shit. okay? Be so grateful if you grow up and you only had iphones.

So the land line and art had the longest court, the longest court. You could do a full lapped on my first floor, and you could still, I can make a little wiggle room in there OK. So my mom's like bride, and my dads like what you like.

She's lost. She's on her way to fuck in new york city. He's like, we're the fuck.

She's ppos to be going the oxy value. She's an alex. Talk to me.

What do you see? I like I see science for the bronze and charity also, to be fair, how did I get this far? It's only because I was dreaming.

I like its love story. Baby, just say, no new york city. What up back? So anyway, to my dads on the phone, he's talking to me.

He's talking me again. No face time. Nothing back then. Okay, he was the ancient times. IT was the ancient errors.

Dusty, rusty, so my parents, who are literally just trying, like read me the next time, get off that ex IT. Go here, go here. So kindly we having a mental breakdown. And then finally, I don't even go to the oxford value more because IT takes me forty five minutes to get home. I'm onest ly just like shocked.

And so the next time that I go to the ox valley mall, my fucking parents made themselves drive with me and he that quested me and they print out all these little things, like this is how you get to the local grocery store. You'd one Better. And like, I know how to get to fuck in my careers, in genetic police, you know who I did know who to go to.

I knew how to get to my first boyfriend's house, and nothing was a windy, windy. But I knew how to get there. When you gotto get that p left, you know how to get downtown anyways, how did I get here? Oh, driving, driving the driver's license.

I got my drive lie since last way, always talked about watching that be so good that I literally get copy writing the car, the car to the met. L, A, okay, so I don't know anything. I barely, okay.

The point is is I don't know L, A, and I don't know the streets, whatever, but when I figured out the sun would shop for our party, I was, I was nervous because math was like, oh, like, i've never heard of that place is IT knew and i'm like, I don't know. It's just like this good sam shop that I found on post mates like, let me live, it's really good. And then he tried IT.

He was like, wait, that was like an amazing sandwich. Oh god. And so then I decided i'm gonna get the sandwich for the party.

And I got so many sandwich. Es, I probably ordered a little too many, but that's okay. And that was like, you got so many sandwich.

Es, and like, I feel like, you know, if people don't want to eat IT, its fine. Like, we can have IT for leftovers. And I put out three plat worth of sandwiches.

There were, I think I ordered like thirty five sandwich es, but then when you cut them in half, I was like sixty something. So everyone could have a half. And there are big half.

And I would say, like an hour into the party, I have multiple people come up to me and they're like, by the way, mattel is that you picked the sandwich job. And IT is phenomenal. All of them are gone.

Mats like babe, all of the sandwich are gone. And no one's even eating some of the hot dogs and hamburgers because everyone is eating the fuck and images. And then I have math.

Uncle, who is like alive, like knows everywhere, is in the restaurant business and is like alex, wear these items ges from their so fucking good. These put X, Y, Z, one of their favorite aces to the task. I'm sorry, I never do this. You guys i'm editing this that I quickly or jack, i'm acting like I made these working sandwich.

Es, i'm literally like, can you believe that everyone at the party eight my images but you literally paid for them? Like like i'm the pride i'm taking in the fact that like someone just like a likes my food selection, the desperate tion to, like, find one thing in the hosting game. But I like conquered, you picked up some good fucking in sandwich, Alice, let IT fucking go.

Anyway, started back to the story. I just felt like, listen, it's hard being around all these other people that like, know the end and out. And I just felt like, welcome to my fucking world.

If I know one thing, if I know one thing in this world, two things, if I know two things in this life at number one had a podcast, and number two, IT is mother fucking how to find good food in areas that i'm not from. But I will set out the best fucking and sandwich, will set out the best mother fucking frozen yogurt. I will get the best good checking, I will get the best debugger I will get at all.

And you can maybe tell me what's the best salad. And L, A, I don't give a fuck that, okay, because i'm not eating a salad. I'm going for the good stuff.

I'm going for the greece. I'm going for the shit that will make me actually fuck and happy. So anyway, yeah, I was actually like a really big successful weekend and yeah, of the fabulous time are right, daddy, getting that is IT for this week's episode.

You know, just just stay, stay humble, stay brave, stay strong and and stay with you. I hope you guys have a lovely, lovely upcoming weakness. And I know tomorrow is monday.

Don't even have the scary, just go into IT with a positive attitude and just fuck in black honestly. And just. You know, just cruel to the week because, you know, what I can say is my favorite thing about color daddy being on wednesday is IT breaks up the week.

okay? You have something to look forward to. And I love you guys and you guys know the mother fuck and drill. I will see you fuckers this wednesday goodyer.