He liked the idea of the dog being wild and not subjected to tyranny, finding it hilarious when the dog would chew on things or hump stuff.
His dog saw him as a cool guy rather than someone to respect, leading to the dog not listening and behaving unruly.
He found his current dog, a golden retriever, surprisingly easy to train, noting its intelligence and sweet nature.
He believes it might be necessary due to automation and AI consuming jobs, but worries about human nature leading to laziness if all needs are provided.
He thinks it normalizes interactions and adapts the human mind, but can exacerbate mental illness and politics in unsuccessful comics.
He finds it frustrating that people often dismiss valid criticisms as 'crazy' or 'conspiracy theories' and believes there's a lack of empathy and understanding.
He believes it's due to a desire for control and power, where people with ultimate money and influence start influencing what others can and can't do.
He is skeptical, concerned about the psychological impact and the potential for irreversible physical changes, especially for impressionable young minds.
He thinks it could lead to a future where everyone looks perfect but loses appreciation for natural variations and hotness.
He believes it was often fueled by jealousy and that Carrot Top's success defined prop comedy, making it hard for others to break into the genre.
The joe rogan experience.
I used have a dog that had terrible I don't know that i'm always traveling and also like i'm not rule good with discipline of like someone else you like do to train a dog, so I just let him do anything. So I think that was there as would be like true and jack that out like he shouldn't do that as I could let him like I just liked the idea that he was wild. He made me happy.
It's very bad though. Bite somebody.
He's always just humping stuff and like he was a ridge .
bag rodion rid yeah.
But in my mind, i'm like, well, why do I want to rain turney on this dog and be like, he needs to sit. He needs, I kind like the music, this little psycho that would hump things. And that's .
but you gotta be able to control.
No.
I I hold me about them.
I was thirty one or something at the time. I Young, Young made .
that I didn't .
become an adult for a while. Six months ago, about four years, I think, for the one. No, but I have that dog.
I would open the door. He would just dark. This dog is unhinged. I like.
I like, it's crazy. Yeah, i've had some crazy dogs, but it's like you got to train them. They have to listen to you a lot of papers.
nice. You have to see. You look like a they have to have like they sense that you're the boss.
You have to be kind and sweet. You love them, but you're the boss. Like you have to train them. I'd train my dog diligently, like treats sits stay, make him stay for five minutes and then give a big treat and and he got to like, make sure they are fucking listen. Well.
that was the prom, is that I would literally like, he would be doing something. And I like, he doesn't respect me. And I think IT was that as simple as that was my dog he saw me is like a cool guy. He didn't respect exactly .
so like even with .
his dog trainer and terminates and the dog trainer was semi videos and he be like, look and I I would think, look at me, my money. He is going to good look at what my dog is doing. He's doing a little turn and but because he respect to that guy and so that he would come back to my house, he just pissed on the couch while and i'm going to away, what was all that stuff learned to because my dogs look at me going .
ough for you yeah you my friend and coolers which is that metaphor for my life .
to like I was the fun pissed on the couch guy but at some point you've got to grow up and be disciplined .
and really do ah and you don't have as much fun but the fun that you have you appreciate sure yeah because it's like of control yeah my dog that I have now, the first dog that i've ever had that was so easy to train is like I didn't even train.
Ln the .
mt, sweet their sweets of people think they're dumb, but he understands words like i'll say not that door that's going to side door. He turns around to go to the side door. He he gets IT like he's a fuck and smart dog but training him was like that really oh my god.
First of all, goldens have no resistance. They don't want to fight. They don't want to.
They never grow up people. They ever, if they bark, they see something weird. They never bark at people.
There's just the sweetest. This want you to be their friend. So I teached him. The set was like, really easy.
I was like, sit, I pushes butt down and then I give me a little treat and and then I say, sad. He just sit down, love and I give a treat yeah. And then next day was like, said he SAT pat them and they had give me kiss. He now he just listens.
which is also the metaphor for humans. We like to have a little approval, like it's less is less of the tree and the pat on head. I made dad happy .
there the most like people, those those they are most.
What's the dumb AK? Because I don't want to keep doing. Sometimes i'll see like a doma. And I don't ask .
that car car was on the brides. But rains is mute.
This thing, the dark. He's so jack to .
look out jack muscles.
He's in constant shape .
with him in Marshall. I go to war like he just when Marshals here like cargos so tired from playing with my dog. My dog doesn't fight back so he just totally takes advances of IT just rows themselves out and like a torpedo. But when it's over, he, I can't breathe .
oh yeah yes because he was bread to not bresal .
no fucker naseer, cavity IT is a weird .
dog that used to be a wolf. They look like aliens.
But so fucking and wear that humans turn a wolf into that fucker and thing.
I think it's our best invention.
It's a pretty cool job. Might not saying it's an ethical thing or a smart kind of like you miss what you were doing to a wolf kind of fucked up.
But but he doesn't even survive that. Ah he's got James, he's got us. He's in the safe place in america.
The lays Carry around the little person, get a dog, Carry around the person .
wall wild. Do know that the problem .
keep dog.
Yeah, every day I was getting closer. That's why I am single too. Just trying to hold on any free of my god.
it's what you got to find someone that you drive where that gets and that's it's hard is like people want to change people. Girls look at guys like some guys like a project like I know settle down. I know he doesn't like that that if I could just get them to start changing the way he dressed and then I get to do the open the car .
like my hands don't i'm the ridge back. We were just talking about where i'm gone. Just let me be wild.
Let me i'll spend like twenty four hours with a woman and just enjoy every second of IT. I enjoy ever like elva affection, the door opening. I enjoy this kind of can care. So I show .
them my life here.
my comedy bodies, and watch me go kill on stage. H, I got this. I'll pay for everything. And about like at twenty four hours of my brain in my guy, I got to get out of this.
How do you like binge drinking? Know you have a glass of wine with dinner. You don't feel like getting away from me. You drink like bird Christ. You drink for king box is a wine bird we don't give me x on the world suffers from the same .
disease put trees had he doesn't know how, like he saw this one of a kind person that everything he says and all the advice he tries to give don't work for anyone else because he is one of a kind. So you'll say, here's what you gotto doing, because that doesn't applied to me. Do you know saying we can't be on a trade mail, drink in a bottle of wine and they go to a show for two hundred grand? We're different people. He, he keep going.
I've never seen anyone like him. He's a freak athlete. Believed, IT not believe that thoms saga played him in a game of tennis. And tom got a tennis coach. They had just like to pick tennis match. They even did IT on like one of those your mom's house live screams know they made a big deal out of a big tennis managing bird destroyed him drunk.
Make total sense.
A giant belly serves like a pro, he said. He literally serves like a fuck in .
division one college player.
what a fuck. Yeah, he goes his service .
insane that make total sense. So surprised. Yeah, just got IT. Yeah.
he just knows how to do. He's also got this bizarre confidence. Yeah, that allows him to not have anxiety about trying new things .
great for this business.
Ah yeah, this is takes short .
of look at me what I just think you like, kids early, he went on something where he was gone. If, if, if someone tells you to quit drinking, don't stop drinking. Tell them to shut up drinking.
The best thing I got, you know, me alcoholic, are here in this right now. Bert, like some people should quit. Some people shouldn't.
I get what is trying to do? I get the point that he was trying to do. But bone and I was beautiful.
what? What does he doing there? He hit over the fence.
Yeah, the form of that was beautiful.
What there he did. Ae thoms .
flustered.
Yeah, he's really good.
Thus just happy. Didn't snap his leg here.
Yeah look, OK that I can serve. Yes, but it's got a curve to IT too.
Ah, that's great. Albert looks fit here. Well.
the outfit that's for him, for him, his fit, you know, he loses way, he gets way down and he binges up again. He gets crazy good. He lost like sixty pounds and got real fit, didn't drink for like three months yeah and then he just goes crazy again.
Yeah, has a good time. I love him though. But I was just saying, like the advice thing like you ever work with patrice or no yeah one time i'm in new york.
This is the late, great patrice. I know i'm going to a thing with a girl at the time. You know, people ask you how you think i'm pretty onest irl.
Friends driving me crazy. She's, you know, the apartment and when was in york? She's back and it's just stressing me.
I need to get on stage, have a good time, have some drinks. I need to like, just whatever. Here's what you do.
Men, you are good looking guy. And again, i'm i'm going to get advice from patrice. You, good, great. Hey, you are good looking at another girl said he.
like, goes.
I seen the way these girls look you around there you find one of these bitches. You have a good time. Don't worry about what's back at the apartment.
Then when the time comes, bring her back. Bring her back to your apartment and say, you, this is me. This is no.
You gotta deal with the shit if you like. And I was like, trace, put trace, your, my hero. I love a terrible voice.
You going to get me murder.
That's just not the type of women I hang out. They're going to be .
fine with yeah, that's a very specific type of woman I could probably a yeah .
exactly yeah time taken on that exactly.
I just spread of my that said that he was going to talk my girlfriend and doing three sum and I had the same exact feeling as someone saying to me and I started make my own bomb.
right? You go down to track die you exactly. But I think that that's what you should think when you hear your heroes or bert tell you anything, just just know their lives are different than you.
This was some certain one of a kind people that you just got to say, like, not I can do that like bird when I got a liver. He's fine. Yeah, he's fine. He can do IT he's fine is the machine gets his health checked and his health est fice fifty years old ah, he's still go on heart. How old is bird now he's got to be deep in with forties.
But IT will be like, don't quit drinking, have a good time. And then some guys, like, I hit my wife again.
this boss, he was probably drinking, said that probably got, that probably took some time off and then had to drink, start feeling good. I want to tweet some advice.
Ah IT was one of those things because I love them. And something only of the comments were like, oh, another comedian not understanding in another comedian I just, it's not that love bird, if you knew our relationship, you would get IT like where we're good. Just want people to know if you do have a problem, it's okay to quit.
No, especially use a person to quit.
Now I just, you know, this is a sense .
of subject for some people IT is because I look, I have certain friends that I have recovered from alcoholism. And this one body that I had that used to drink, he would drink, and then his eyes would glaze over like a shark. Yeah, like the pupils would be gone, and he wasn't anymore.
I go, bobs gone. Now, this is for a drunk bob, drunk bob, totally different human being. He would black on a long time, not remember things like you don't remember what you didn't like, you didn't remember anything.
I was that I would be fun, fun, fun till IT wasn't fun.
Did I think it's a genetic and I I am guessing, but I i've never had that. Yeah so i've got to assume that it's A J i've gotten flogged up before. I've gotten really drunk.
I've never like I need to get drunk. I've never been like I need to get drunk. But I I have friends that have one so .
there's a thing that one year, one year are going to mog, I smoke all the weed if you .
coke going to.
right you guy know why do one I when I can do six via just don't have and that's why I also, like IT, watched to my benefit. You know, the first time I said i'm going to to stand up. I never thought like I was up there as obsess ever .
get hit in the head very hard.
Yeah, I played a lot of like sports grown up. So I got hit. I've had two really serious concussions where I went to the hospital. Yes, interest get too big. So I do know .
that that is one of the side effects of brain injury is that you lose impulse control.
interesting. You've got no governor, which works good. Now IT works good for some things like like I said, when I think you know the girl like my best boyfriend ever, i'm and then it's gotta extremely not right now. There's kind of these extremes.
Yeah you got to get to know someone if you're diving in with someone for twenty four hours, forty eight hours, the chances of you guys driving perfectly or not good. It's like not even fifty, fifty. You get lucky.
You find the girl your dreams. And then, hey, we've been together. We hung out together for two days in a row and then, fuck, we're married six months later.
We live happily ever after. That's real. That have met people like that. You can happen, but generally, right, first of all, when you meet someone, you barely meeting them. You're meeting the thing that they put on when they want someone to like .
performative a little for sure.
I said, Young guys try to become the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.
Watch that again.
Try to be become the person that you're pretending to be when you're trying to get laid. I like you just be that person, and you never have to pretend I love that.
I believe that outside of the idea of relationships. So like I would say, like, and I proud I heard this somewhere, read IT somewhere. But like the idea of, like, you can be like your heroes.
Yes, you know, what do you like about the person you say you like, right? They're kind. Okay, just be kind.
That's what people like. I like that guy. Cause is down to earth.
Yes, so then you should try to be down to earth, know it's very you just you should be like the people know and you can also have anti heroes. Mean, my parents have a very to motus relationship. And so that's a positive for me because i'm gone. I don't want to be like .
that or that call IT. I don't want to be like and for me was always lazy people. I had like a severe disdain for lazy people like, and i'm aggressive to stay, and i'd be angry with people if they're lazy. When I was a Young man, because I was so scared of being lazy, I I love, I was so scared of being a loser that I, if I saw any laziness and people, I get angry.
which is where.
because you pot, yeah, but that is a different pot.
Guys are just, they're happy with a laziness.
I know you're the opposite.
You like the most productive part that i've ever know.
It's not a to me. IT doesn't slow me down. IT makes me think more. And when I think more, I think about all the should I need to get done and I think about like how i'll feel if I don't accomplish, accomplish ly, if I don't put IT in the work, I start working .
out what's your exact strand? Because as the one everyone needs.
whatever the strand is, you're like sativa over indicus. But I don't like to get super duper high. I just I know it's like drunk. It's like, I like two drinks, two drinks. And I go on stage on .
the life of the party was that was .
up for drinks and am like, what did I just talk about five minutes ago? Make sure I don't repeat my jokes. Make sure I don't bring up something that i'm not sure where goes yet. And I didn't look, I can four weeks to you.
go to scb these first four parts of the thing and just do this joke. And you like why I describe those. K, just jumped right to that part.
Pot makes me really consider all the things i'm not doing. He makes me call friends and checking on them makes, yeah that makes me like way more like kind and compassionate and friendly.
I want to hug people. Mushroom does that for me same? Yes, that one was like a life changing thing for me. Yes, because I was like, I don't know, i'm trying to explain something scientific that I don't know nothing about, but if I had describe out, felt IT felt like IT connected things for me. Well, as I H, I need to be a little bit more. I need to work on this, or I need to check in with sand sol, I need to let go of that. And that was all because of, I can't came back a different guy after mushrooms.
But I think one of the primary thing that does is IT dissolves your ego. And the ego, I think, is a giant cage that we all live in. And you can kind of see the world from outside the case.
But the egos, they're protecting you from reality. Sometimes the goes, they are protecting you from your understanding of your own mistakes, which we all have. And some, some people bulshed themselves, and but they keep IT in the back of their head.
The ego is, what's doing all that for you. And it's doing that is like this little shield, the little caged that you put in that allows you to move through the world. And mushrooms just takes that down. And then you just get to see the world for what he really is, and see you for where you really are.
And then see, like, some of the behaviors that you always regret about yourself, you, why am I doing that? What is that? And then you can going to see the roots of IT all, or and you see the cause and effective interactions with people.
I member, once I had a psychiatric experience, and I was closing my eyes, and I saw positive thoughts as a different pattern, like I had a negative thought, and the pattern turned like dark. And then I had a positive thing, oh no, no, something negative anyway, like flowered open these beautiful patterns. And then I was like the thing, like the mushroom.
Tell me that's the way to.
But yeah, you can lean in the negativity if you want. You want to be a count. There's many counts out there. Yeah but there's people out there to doing that. They're filled with anxiety .
is right on their life, just nice people being right? Yes, it's such a treat for them to hold on to. They are wrong, the things they've been wrong and and so like that.
So such a great way to describe that because really the my failures and my flaws and the things I want to work on and all that stuff are the connection like that. Like when I was able to go, I think I really have a problem here. And I I need some help.
People were excited to help me, right? Because I gave them a chance to get and connect. And so as opposed to me thinking I needed to pretend I didn't have a problem or they wouldn't be my friends IT made them so much Better friends, knowing, like all we can help them, we want to. And that's just, I keep using the priests in example. But just in general, the connection is that connections.
everything, like real connection with people, is everything. And you gotta have good people around you like this, all the idea of being nice. And me, some people can't be nice.
They're surrounded by ashok, surrounded by people that are fucked in with them and taking from them and turning their life and interjecting in their life. And they, just like they have, stand up for themselves. Sure, but you've got to at least aspire to get into a Better situation, life, and surround yourself somehow. There's a way i've done, you've done IT. Surround yourself with nice.
can be done a group, a friend.
find a church and whatever so that .
you like. But I think the problem is with the kind of like modern time, I know that's kind of big, but it's like I see I ve always seen my life is like I got dealt T A card of hands. You some most cards were good and some of the cards not good, but that's the hand I was dealt.
And we've all been dealt some hand of cards. A lot of people bad ones, some people really good ones. We would just been dealt in.
And I thought to myself, how can I play these cards? I didn't start bitching about the rules of poker like I didn't start on, hey, dealer, that let's maybe we should change the whole board like, no, I just all I can do is play my hand yeah and I I think that like that kind of how viewing modern times where people would rather complain about the rules of poker instead, I have just playing in their hands the best way they could. Well.
it's outcast for the first time. Get collectively as a group and then act like bullies so they act like people have acted to them like the most, you know that of the expression to hurt people, hurt people, right? So the nasty st of menus, people online I find other than like White, radical Whites of premises, nations.
And should what just do you talking about social issues, the means, people with the left in people, for whatever reason. And this is not the says, not some counts out there that are right. People was a tone of them.
But I just, it's common place for people who consider themselves good, kind people to say things like punch a native right and then they get to define what a native is. And there's nothing to the right 这个 nothing to do。 Hate juice.
You know, you just be voted republican. Oh, you're a fascist. Okay, what you tell me, first of all, what does that mean? You tell me what that means. Tell me what define that. You throw that word around so often. There's a there's a lot of, there's a lot of definitions of that word, right wing, authoritarian government, all that stuff also like forcing people to behave and think in a certain that they hate about religion.
Yeah, they claim they hate religion, cause religious people tell them what to think can do, and then they do a religious act of being like a liberal going, if you don't think like me, you must be bad racism, their devil, and it's okay to hate the devil and so they tried to hate IT.
Do you know? Market and racing is this is a brilliant venture capitalists like super genius guy and been on my pocket couple times. He broke the whole woke thing down as a religion, and like IT explained how you can get x communicated and cast out.
And that and people are fearful of that. So they stay inside the lawn. There's a doctor and they all follow.
They're using race because guess what, who want to be charged with the races?
It's also gender. It's also stupid IT like you could be non boner you're White man you don't know where to go hey, I can be I can't be like fucked with like nothing. No one's discriminating against me. You could become nine binary oh great. You still fuck girl on the site.
Have to say you they like in my like you for what i've like in my observation. Like the left used to be really like the cool, the progressive side, the good. Where's to now? Like, I like, listen to yourselves.
You don't like rich people, right? You're mad at anyone wealthy. You're mad of the super wealthy.
You hate a gym brows. You hate frack guys. You hate a straight White guys.
You hate bombers. You matter your grandpa chen. You seem to not like .
a lot of people yeah.
for being the most lize .
just completely generalized.
right? Also, where is our empathy? I think if I ever met like a crazy right wing, which I never have met any of these, not they're talking about, but if I didn't meet one, I believe that I could have some empathy for them and some sympathy.
They're just dumb. They are not evil. They are just done. They can be, they can be like convinced otherwise.
There are also, they also programmed, right? It's generally the program by the people around them. Yeah.
but where's our ancestry? I watched this documentary flix. IT was about like the K, K, K.
And the woman who made the documentary was like a kind of a cute muslim girl. And SHE like interviewed actual White nationalists and and K, K, K. members.
And SHE brings them into this thing. And what I learned from that documentary, what I got from IT, was that, like all, they don't even really believe this. They just wanted a group.
They wanted a daddy. They wanted someone to like. They thought themselves, I can make black people.
I mean, if if they're over there, I don't ever have to confront one, and I don't never have to be that we will me to black, I would go, well, not you. We're talking about the idea. They are not even talking about that actual person. And the grown, the documentary goes, well, you know that you let me in and you've been very nice to me and i'm a muslim woman and the guys that why not you we're talking about you. So it's because they just wanted a group like you, right? They just wanted a group like like black gang members or hesba ic M S nineteen groups, whatever you're baseball team they've needed a group and and their group was like, I can hate some people i've .
never seen before yes, that's why it's so dangerous like groups like um we get in trapped because the the government whip case you know that case these guys conspire to to kidnap the governor of mission. Yeah and there's fourteen people involved. Twelve of them were FBI informing.
So yeah, he had these two. Do they just wanted to be in? Agree, that's over .
the government. What time .
I really cool a group chat or doing want to make some change viga. Meanwhile, these two guys thought they were cause playing, and then they got arrest.
You know.
really playing to do. Was that even my idea?
It's tRicky. Another prom i've noticed to like along these lines is like, let's say we're in a group, let's say we have some group and then we find out one of the guys in our group did a bad thing, but we we got to pay our bills. We got a group and also we do have time to come away.
So a bad thing groups like to do is cover up for that person, right? So like it's not like every catholic priest. I've heard all your terrible bits at the comedy clubs about the catholic priest from every comic.
I know it's not like all the ones we're fine with sexually molesting n children. It's just that there were a lot that did, and the church thought this is not going to look good for us. Let's cover this up.
IT happens in the military. Sometimes there are some bad guys in the military instead of. They don't want people to think, if you send your daughters to the military, bad things are going to happen. So kind of internal the deal with IT, you know, and that's a bad thing that groups do, is that even in our own government goes out, let's find a way to cover that up stead of dealing with this because if we just deal with IT.
it's kind of reflect poorly on the group. What is IT really help? This mitigates need this kind of attention actually out. They're trying to q polio actually.
So you start to think would protect the group, right? And we do IT in all these ways. I think that that's happened with the L, G, B Q.
Plus, I think a lot of gay people are waking up and gone. Why did we let the trans people in this group? They are making us look terrible.
Well, lesbians are having a real problem with because there's a lot of trans men who's identify as lesbian. Yes, our trans women, they say there and they are got on lesbian apps and these, like i'm looking for a vagina hundred percent dick. And now they're .
going up on maybe this, maybe the trend struggle was different than the gay struggle, but we've let him in the group.
And now, well, a lot of gay guys think that the movement is home because you're telling a Young gay guy know your a woman, you're actually a woman. Well, it's one of those things that you gotta a say some people IT must be true because it's always been a thing. Like to have real gender deef horia to be in your mind, feel like a woman has always been a thing.
Even if you're guy, there's more feminine women to feel like women. So it's like that's real. But also, when you encourage that and you are reward people socially for that, and then you have pride day at kindergarten and you're talking about like sexual orientation, people there are nowhere near puberty, which is really crazy.
And then you start like having people that become all the said, they are amazing, yes, where they were just really mediocre before. Like Bruce genre, like he was the goods of the cardatas I show first, all make no sense. Knowing accomplished, this mother fucker was on the cover of weedy star. He was a star. He was a fuck in gold medalist in the cathode god limpid.
He was national.
he was a stud. And meanwhile he's on this show with these influencers and he just get .
nothing right. Moen .
marked. He becomes a woman, his woman of the year in .
six months.
In six months he took over the fucking .
game a winner .
it's like a chinese autistic kid coming in the media class .
and fucking up the this guys .
are you is one came in, took superwoman he's everyone loved .
him .
until he started saying he was voting .
for you here, which was arias .
like people saying it's okay to ms. Gender, her, this person, call 他们 kate land, call her kline, whatever doesn't seem to care, right? Like is fine with you dead naming her or like this is who he is now she's comfortable or on skin.
Six years old at the class, the whole deal. Yeah, but people are. I saw this thing online, or someone was saying it's OK to miss gender kan genre because he voted for trump. So, okay, so trans phobia is okay. If someone defers .
with you politically, I like, what are you doing? Not compassionate.
You not kind. All these things that you said is only with total compliance. Are you willing to give people this Grace? You must have .
total compliance .
to the top of the they're above regular. Can poor black, poor mexicans, like poor immigrants, transmit?
They're tacking their own. They are literally like cannabis st. Just going like this one didn't fall in line out yeah of this I also think is like a just a big over correction.
I think I think humans are like guilty of always overcorrecting. So it's like we were racist historically. I could go on about that for hours.
But like let's say that the idea that we're agreed with the historically americans races, so now the overreaction is anything this racist must be, don't even even accuse a person of color something wrong, because because we have to so over correct. And we have to say how many black friends we have and say how cool black things are. Don't say that their hair is different because that that I would be a racist thing. Oh, we used to be homophily c so now. If a guy sucks a dick t, let's give him a parade.
put in the White house, celebrate .
exactly .
what is the good guy and dress was charge of energy. Not exceptional just as they were a right. That's crazy.
That's a nutty person. You're not virtuous. And like I think that there's a big difference between just letting someone live their life and not and being kind to them in society and not treating them different than given all the same rights as supposed to celebrating IT.
I think you're absolutely right. It's just extreme over correction. What we need to do is let people be themselves right, and figure out who that is. But what what is weird is when IT becomes encouraged.
And so then you get like with girls in particular, it's they're very vulnerable, ambiguous, shi wrote a book about this, but how many girls they're on the spectrum get convinced that they're trans? And then the problem is there some states that allow you think of you're fifteen and you can go and get a puberty blockers or at the very leasing in test tosta one. I know you can do that.
Do you know that like plan parenthood d like the number one prescribed or of testosterone shift theta, but I think plan parent hood, prescribe bed, more test destroy than anybody, which is really crazy if that's true as well. While I think in some places they help people with gender transition. So and if you're a girl in some states, you don't even have to be an adult, you can go to them and you don't have the permission of your parents.
And if you I don't know who you have to consult with her, what you have to do but I heard it's alarmingly easy and and then now you're testosterone one. And one thing that testosterone does is alleviates anxiety, makes you feel stronger, you feel like more, or learn more alive like this. This is what I was missing, right? I was missing to starts like, no, you weren't.
No, you weren't. That's not a natural part of your body. You just added something. And now you feel way different. But now you're gna change your voice.
And if you grow out of this, and if this is just a face, well, now you fucked up your life and you can't ever have children, right? And there's a bunch of out there, the d transition ers. They're stuck with deep voices for their whole lives. They're stuck with masculine features.
They've cut their breast off. I get trouble for points and .
I got in trouble for posting true about one parana don't how .
many have you been suit anybody ever so did .
read IT in a um I see one article, but I don't know if this is a logic so IT says that but i'm trying to find out out no, it's the dallas express. IT doesn't seem like that's the number one newspaper on the universe.
Everyone is really express .
plan pared among largest suppliers of testers, right? To see what the numbers are.
they say numbers eight hundred per to more than .
five cking expression and gender of firming care freak me out.
I got trip for post. I said, if genitals don't defind gender, how does in .
a format? So what are we .
doing? Like IT you said, like, I don't need that of agent to be a woman, then why do I need to remove my penis to be a woman?
Back up again. The number of gender firming hormonal therapy visits to plant parent, who had tripled between twenty twenty one and twenty twenty three, growing from eight hundred visits per year to more than two thousand five hundred. That crazy that shows you that it's a social contagion and that abedi res position on IT and it's a very compassionate kind position and it's about the future of children.
They're making decisions. They're very impressive. And boy, to people attacker they removed from bookstores they call the transformed c just for literally talking about facts as statistics and the numbers of increase in the psychological effect, like what's going on with them psychologically, like why they being LED, who these, what is the what? What is the actual oz that nine friends all become trans .
most soly.
Then again, IT is also a real thing, like there's always been people that have felt like they should have been a woman. And if you're a growing adult, you want to make that decision yet you do whatever you want. Yeah, i've met trans people that say they are very happy with what theyve done.
Yeah, that's great, I guess. But you got ta know what the fuck that is. And when you're thirteen, you don't I don't know.
I encourage IT even in an adult. I know that the correct statement for me right now would be like just leave our codes alone, but I think that maybe I don't even want to encourage adults. We just got to pursue your own things.
And I think that's beautiful. And I think that's what our countries about. But in my mind.
to do IT doesn't care about the deck. Fine if you're a trans woman find to do to so it's fine. Jim norton.
exactly what you have .
a track for a life. Happy talks .
about the dick about that like, you know, with these tough cloud guys, is with all my heroes. I looked up jim north in my whole life. I love jim north, a fan.
And then they go, you know, is a marry to a trans woman and I was like, the fuck. And everyone is like, a you, jeff, in your transfers. Like, if I know jim nor and he wouldn't a get married, that's really what I was shocked about the institution of marriage .
he believes in. That's ridiculous. It's gm, the over correction. Want to show this is really your life. Marry, where is all the girlfriends .
are and take my .
last name of work for a dick.
Yeah, very crazy.
That's the over correction.
But you didn't encourage someone and I know them, i'm going to take some hits for this, but you would encourage someone who believed that their body was fat if IT wasn't healthily you like with that, we didn't eating disorder.
And I said, you know, you are fat.
yes, but I believe I should be and you go.
you're dying, right, if you like. And real.
really out there, believe. And they look in the man, there are skeleton.
but they look in the mo, i'm gross. I'm fat. You to encourage you to something wrong that you would treat IT.
I think the other problem is that the whole way they do IT, you can orgasm over again, okay? And you don't really have a vagina. You have this whole right.
And then you have to keep that whole dialed. You have to stick something inside that. I think it's like lip jobs like don't get the early ones wait to they get this down. Don't let people experiment on you by splashing your deck open like a hot dog. Wait and just hang .
in the way .
for the year. I firmly believe IT might not be in our lifetime, but if maybe in our children or our grandchildren's lifetime, gene editing will get to a place where they will be able to turn you into whatever the fucking you want, right? It's probably going to be a nightmare because every guy is going to look like for and every woman going to look like a prime general Lopez.
It's like there's not going to be any variations. Everyone's going to be super hot right there. You're not going to appreciate hot people. Yeah you will beg up. Yeah, because a hot woman .
walks in the room. Yes, yeah, look what I get.
Look at her. Oh, my goodness. What right? But if everybody looks like that, it's going to become in place. And I think we're going to get to a place whatever man is going to look with the hawk gonna just giant dudes.
Nerves will for sure.
one hundred percent. They're to be the first to sign up for that. No, look in dudes and go to the coffee shop and sit there with their legs cross like, no working.
Now they're fuck in. They show their slum. They like the, they are going to be please .
do you know think about the like comic book world, all the guys who like they read comics and it's store that shoulders like you and byers like you. Is that very good? All these dudes that are .
just ftc.
fantastic heroes that can give us justice and beat your ends. But then if they see you at the cost show, you can look at this should bag you what I looked like your comment like a joe rock and walking. This should be going, holy shit, how does he look like that? I want to look .
like is also where that is, like the feelers men that really love the super powerful men, these fantastic, but but not real life.
They don't want to just work out to look like them.
They is that too hard, jeff?
But just do IT be like your heroes and .
they .
look at me weird.
It's so hard. If you're like scrunch and you go to a gym for the first time, it's so just heartening stuff. And so girls with those fucking in yoga pants on that, you might as well be a pile of shit to them. Well, this all these big jack guys doing school.
that's motivation.
Baby with little fun. Pound dumb.
My arms .
takes so long. Guys slam and weights.
You guys love to slam weight so long.
Get strong. IT takes forever so many raps you to keep the.
yeah, I can come back tomorrow to do this again. Tomorrow is so hard .
that most people just want to dismiss IT. But I, if you could do in a pill of self to anybody, if I could give you a pill, and that pill would give you more energy throughout the day. You could pick up anything, Carry things around.
You'd never have to worry about yourself physically. Yes, you're strong than most people you meet. You know how to fight.
You take that pill. yeah. Well, you can do that pill student is called hard work.
Absolutely, that's so true. And IT change everything.
to change everything. It's boring .
to take all of .
you take the vitamin fuck rard a race car.
But you I don't have the free time. I have a family and everyone is free time.
You just choose to do with other things, choose to sit there with your fuck and phone out, scroll through in and checking your likes and argue with people on twitter.
Yeah, that's you ve got plenty time to go to mcDonald got time to save garden size that great quote, where is like he says, guy said to me, but the gym membership zooks so he got you got a mother fuck and floor you live, you got a ground where where you're at, then work out on the fog. And I love that kind of mentality of you could do a whole work, work out right there.
All you need is a chin up bar. You don't even need that. You get those things that hang on your door.
You don't have to get like a person. They have good check up bars now. They like attached your door frame and their solid and holding in places screw in.
They're little legit. And all you need is that and push ups, body way squad setups. There's a bunch of different .
yoga exercise you side. Pick up a rock free rock yeah it's not a cool cattle bill with a monkey. He rocks or heavy rock or award branch thousand .
part .
by my house that have a bar that you wouldn't have to buy on.
You just go hang from yeah, yes, those are always good. Monkey bars, great. And is a number one kids break their fuck and arms. So yeah, my daughter broke ARM on the monkey bar.
I broke my ARM and a monkey bar really let's .
school like SHE broke at school, at school. And at that school is like, boy, that lucky bar really high off the ground. Kids are seven is crazy. I like that.
She's a little reckless ninja, yeah. Well.
that's what IT is. All these kids are just trying have fun, but they don't understand the limitations yet. That's why it's dangerous to have environment like that because, you know but that's you learn.
But we were kids. They have those donors and climb inside. Kids were partly trying questions.
There's foot in IT, but they fall. This was just rip apart .
those one thing. What's the dome?
One had a natural like circular one that was little triangles, yeah.
we had one of those two and there, but there was one that was like, IT was like a half a circle like dome with all these .
monkey bars inside of IT and shit, that's the one I had yeah. And there.
so what s grows sticking out of IT? Yeah, but kids always bang their head. I banging my head one hundred times on those folks.
And that also forces creativity too, because you like, there's no ipad there. There's no like video, there's no Candy crush. He had to be like, this is a glue that we're going to protect.
No, I wonder if that's good. Everybody wants to like, look back to days and everyone was bored and say, and like romantically yeah and you've make your own fun like I think about the .
video again, you've been way more fun. Well, we had a ID. We would play video games all night. But during the day there was something fun about wrestling. You like a human part of we really making up things with guns and just like shooting each other. And yeah, before online media or line or online playing video games here, just me, my body.
I think the social media is the crazy is part of that. And kids, first of all, they're weirdly connected because they all get on snap chat and then they have a snap map so they know where all their friends are at any given time yeah and so they're constant like paying attention to that and and finding each other. And they go on groups. They go to this party. Oh, there are at this party.
Let's go to see me on. Yes, there are dots. You just describe adults.
there's not even kids and the little kids that are like travelling around with their friends with phones and they only talk through text message, yeah, fuck in. Weird is a weird new life. They still do like kids today.
They still have physical things. They just still lose boards, you know. But when we were kids, the thing about not having any other influences, like especially like social media influences, you didn't really aspire to be exactly like other people.
You know. It's like there was there was groups of people that you know you gravitated towards being a joke, you gravitated towards being an artist. You we didn't try to like completely copy whatever trend is going on nowadays. Kids are they leave their fuck in stupid label and their their nikes like what is what is that? We're supposed to be cool to keep .
your fuck in label A I may day they made, but I never .
nigh out. I go cut out off, are you a sheep? Are you sheep got to fuck at night and go right. I go wrong. Everyone knows that little or whatever called.
it's called an off way. That means that he has .
that red .
tag on IT.
stupid.
I got right .
in the Green room. You got to have a propelled on your .
hat and keep a sticker on your own thing. Take that a fuck, dick.
Grow up. yes. Yeah, you have at label when I was a kid, do to have labels on their hat. I hate them by new hats. And they leave the tag.
Or the sticker on the bill is one of my biggest piece.
The sticker on the bill. stupid.
Take that stick. yeah. I think that one thing that I do look backwards and and and think about this is a mushroom thought for sure.
This came to know where's like, I would take my mom ago. I to need these expensive shoes for school. And I didn't have the intelligence at the time to explain them now. But now I would look back, and I, I, I wish I had to said, mom, my whole social structure is based on this, because I don't have the internet, which would later come out.
I don't have these things when, at least in the nineties and in the later days, when I was gone up, amb schwach ker was the hottest girl at our school, which meant Amber shoemakers, the hottest st. Woman in our universe. I didn't go online.
go. Mbs, not. I didn't have anyone else that's the hottest girl and the coolest guy and the school guy in the world because that's art world.
Where is kids now to go? Who gives a shit about Anthony medina? I'm following the Brown and I think so like we had our own little realities know else like I didn't give a shit about the the balls unnecessarily.
But if mike jenson from my schools, that the bulls are, I like the balls I didn't have anywhere to escape to. I need to do what I can. And I think even before me was probably even Better than that. I think like when cowboys, rome to the earth, that might have been. Number one, you don't think so because here's why hear me out that catti say were cowboys were on the ridge line yes, and songs going down .
yeah sounds going .
down a house we're on the line of and but lets the sons go down. Let's make a farmer. We've got to brush the horses.
We ve got to writing, or can, and we see all these twinkling lights out there, and we go, we got a picture of our lady in our wallet, like to get home to her, you know, say some dirty things about her, and then I would eat my beans. And then I say, I wonder whatever one's doing out there. I would just wonder.
That is a really cute version of what I meant. Like to be a cowboy. Here's what IT really was like. You would stay up and I would sleep because we don't want anybody raping and killing us in the middle the night because the indians have been following us for miles and we don't know they've been fallowing .
us and we're be reversed by stay up to .
do with the cold camp. okay? So we started to fire, which makes you really easy to spot, and they just wait to that. Fire starts getting damn, and they hear norn, and they come in and they cut you up and they fuck you.
and they do IT ever used, well, I am seven.
eight of them. And back in most days, yes, there's a lot of really low.
I get IT. That's why .
the command he's dominated this area because were using .
single shot guns. Just sit in your .
peacefully the community they would not the command has had multiple arrows on their fingers, so they keep like four, five hours and they would shoot one, and they shoot another one, shoot another one. They are just fuck in these dudes up, I bet the to save this entire state.
The only reason why people we were able to conquer was the court pistol, right? When they figured out how to make a pistol with, like a chain bridge was, all right, was in and he was cold. So they, they developed, they believe this or not at the time, the military didn't want really, they like, what do we deal with? These six k shots were really good enough.
Yeah, I couldn't sell them that he sold into .
the texas rangers. That's amaze smith, that guy who's out in the hallway, that photography, he's there.
That's the original texas. And they want more bullets quicker accessibly like this. The government been really, they even retarded in .
the eight hundred. So this was A A novel invention. This guy figured out a revolver, and he was like, you had to take the cylinder out, put a new cylinder in.
Every did you get fired? Six was the six shots of five. So was the first time every we could get fire multiple times. They just .
start fucking up these .
indian for guys that they indians, they cold camped. They would go deep, deep, deep into like uncharted territory parly.
Just bad guys pretending to be indians to make the indians look bad.
And guys, indian, they were bad guy, nobody. So were the fucking indians were bad to each other if they were .
also that's why I always get so mad about the debate about like what you came here, like why people came here to bed. It's like you think that they weren't all fighting for land here.
They but they didn't ever, ever, ever surrender. There was tribes if they got, if they surrender, they were tortured and murdered, like the command he used to, chop tools, arms off and legs off, and then throws them what they are still alive on a roaring fire. Watch some score around fun. They were having a good time. I mean.
mentally earlier, from my earlier analogy of the cute cawley stuff, no, what I saying is that mentally we didn't compare dangerous.
I think I here all at home on the rain shit straight up nit.
What I mean is they didn't compare alright.
because were there you .
had too many real things.
sometimes rape in an indian lady, right? Your good shots and children.
you think, oh, so what the jeff dies with me is so what? That he's funny. He's no dave chapel. You didn't compare.
but they did. Like Billy the kid, like people became famous, they became infinite. These people that everybody wanted to be, like little kid.
Well, as one guy that we try to be like right now, i'd go, big deal. Billy the kid, there's a guy in japan that can shoot seventy. Like the phone makes you have seven million. You don't even appreciate your wife learning guitar because you go she's no bob Dylan know who .
gives a .
shit so that's what .
I was trying to say. Mean but he's one SHE they give .
a break .
yeah but I mean.
mentally we didn't compare.
I think we are not designed for IT, but I think kids will be I think the human mind is going to adapt to technology and interacting with each other. And I think socially, people are adapting to interacting with each other like the way kids like go after each other online, like they're attempted to IT there. It's Normalized to them.
Just like, you know, if you live in a war torn part, the world seen and dead people's IT Normalized to you. I think kids are Normalizing to electronics. And people want to resist that and they want to say, I don't like my kids to use electronics and like it's part of the world.
I use IT. It's a part of the world does IT. It's not a barrier to being a good person.
It's not a barrier to living a happy, healthy life. Yeah just like alcohol on a barrier for for some people IT is right. Some people have a real fucking in problem with social media.
And you see a lot of comics, especially the unsuccessful ones, when they start fall apart and they get older, just exacerbates their mental illness. And then IT becomes all politics. Yeah, these guys used to talk about farts and get their dicks up. Now it's all politic and it's all like life hangs on every decision. Yeah, and where doom this takes place?
OOM, you know what comedian do? Does that is Cathy griffe mean you just a guys unhinged? You go on there at all day, just some stamen gloomy.
Do you think that that's because, like, that's how they find meaning and otherwise meaningless existence? Like what is the people that where their entire life becomes completely wrapped around politics? So the point where they tweet about IT literally all day long and saying these things that they think are profound about all kinds of different issues.
I think it's got to be some sort of virtue signal like it's their way to go look at how good I am.
It's also a way to show that you're relevant. You know, you're talking about the things that people care about right now and you're timing in and saying the things that need to be said. You're being heard yeah, there's a lot like weird.
There's a lot of just they want attention. There's a narrow ism to a lot of IT. But then there's also people that are capable of going online and having interesting discussions with people they don't know.
And if you can manage that, you can actually get a lot out of like twitter and x and all these different, you can get a lot out of IT. You can get a lot, but it's so hard to do because it's like, so so it's like you you're deify ing smoke signals. It's like the person is something fun and you know like you're getting these weird interactions with people. There's a lot like like what is going to mean by that shitty as he just being honestly, what is this?
Yeah it's still very tough to translate their to suck away to community. What are they doing? What is where they trying to be funny? Where they very tRicky?
What am very lucky? And then I get to talk to so many interesting people. So I don't need to have as many interesting conversations online with people.
Yeah, I also your comedian. My fair thing about being a comedian is I get heard a lot. yeah.
We get to be heard. Even when i'm wrong, I get to be heard. So, like, really wrong and still funny .
that the beauty that was the .
trees whole act a hundred. I'm often, sometimes wrong. And it's just so funny. Go, yeah.
I like this. It's funny. And also this part of being wrong on purpose, like I say, things that I know is wrong on purpose because it's funny. It's .
funning first.
just try to be silly. sly. That's what I like.
That's the kind of comedy I like, right? So i'm gonna do that and you can like that. You don't like one percent. What infuriate me as when people try to take jokes or talking shit and just conflated and pretend that it's a statement I like you do.
You not .
have any friends? Do not have any friends. You don't.
Yeah, exactly. You will want to go to the right. Because freedom, peaches, a pretty big deal to us. yeah. IT naturally is a pretty big deal that we can say whatever we want because you think racism is bad, but IT is kind of funny.
sometimes sexism about people .
but it's pretty funny sometimes .
times if .
it's funny, if if it's .
funny and the yeah exactly .
things are funny and people go, well, that's races. You go and it's racial and it's funny but don't just assume that it's .
Billy Sunny no matter who gets IT, it's ny White guys get IT in front of funny of White women get IT is funny of indian guys get IT yeah things are funny when people get IT when they get them jokes and they .
don't care about the racial stuff when is when is like a comic of any other race doing IT you like if you're going to use that same measurements to go to the life. You could cancel all twelve and are on stage mait easy racial reMarks but the like but he's person I know but it's still a yeah remark you know especially .
if you're crack on White people, you could crack on White people as hard as you are now is great.
which is so veg too. I don't know this is a smart idea, no, but it's something I always think is like, so vg these shady comics like Harry ka bluer, like White people, White? What White people? Which one french canadian dejas count creation? What a great lump.
You've done all why you know any countries that covers and then you go well, that's why we're saying because we don't mean a specific country we're talking about. But then so then that's racist. You go well, why it's not a race? It's just it's a color of within.
How come black is is is a race? Because black would be hated, would be a tons of parts of africa know. So I guess my point is like then it's not racist when I say black, if it's not racist when you say White because you're over glooming that big .
thing yeah IT is it's ridiculous. Also, how much do White people vary?
Is so White people it's .
very so much. So just say White men.
you must be rich because you're White like gary. Poor White people .
there are go to kentuck most of go to where the fucking and all minds are. Those coal mining communities are. People have just been popped in pills .
since the eighties. yeah. Number of White trash like .
we dominate the poor community .
see .
the wild and wonderful Whites didn't enjoy naxal produce.
That how I was I don't join oh, jackal productions or whatever is .
well made that is a but that's White people too. Okay, these poor why people are, they're just a victims of their environment, man.
They're teaching college kids that like if you're a stray White, they just hand you suitcases full of money and that you have no troubles and the cops don't target you.
It's a cops. You see what trump said today. Are you jammy? Because this is wild.
This is a wild altha sty. Jme IT is what he said about our colleges. I love IT in D I. And downs.
I love IT .
our nasty James.
He's doing .
so much crazy shit because only has one term, you know, like all the different things that said so far about completely banning all a of these a gender transition clinics for grades, hormonal therapies for grades, puberty blockers for kids like could stop that you know and even called amount for their expression gender firming yeah, it's a crazy like a literal disturbia uf ism, right for what you're in and he said.
marches multiple times. People, they're not Marks, do you know? Ba m self proclaimed to themselves as marxists? Ans, yes, so you can find hundreds of times where they say we are marxists. So before anybody comments or learn, not really theyve themselves.
The first, yeah, yes. I think a lot of people like blanket support that just because IT seems like a smart idea. Yeah, black lives out.
Of course they do. Yeah, there's cops of killed people. We've seen IT. okay. Yeah, it's definite good to support that. Then you find out all the other step behind IT, and then you find out the people that were .
run and that a the money to change people they didn't help. The black community at all .
is not only going to attacks, but confiscated. And downes of every university, the department of justice finance has engaged illegal discrimination under the guys of equity, which is basically every university in the country, but is especially true with the ivy league, which is, if this happens, we will die, they will crush. Uh, but this is, you suffers the most from this discrimination from discrimination is asian people.
Do you know why? Because asian people score so high and they work so hard, they make IT more difficult for them here to get that they have higher grades and they have to have a higher score. They like they score them based on like social interaction. Al service with, if you're studying eighteen hours a day like a of ah well it's their culture. Their culture is this like nose to the ground, still hard work, discipline, culture.
I had a body, and no one in amErica matter them for succeeding. We encourage IT.
It's good. I had a body, body, mind that was a national tyana champion. E while he was going to his medical residence, he was korean.
And his thoughts, no matter what he did, just won the national, was the national type window champion. And he wasn't like, talented either. He wasn't like he was hard.
He was a hundred percent hard work yeah and this fucking guy like would work all day long at school and then put his books in his backpack and walk up stairs to get a workout and that he would just do flights of stairs over over and while is in school because he had to do something and then go back to school one the fuck. And nationals at that. And that, like, beautiful, is this kind of crazy work ethic that some asian households and still in their children, and it's tough to compete with them.
So what they have done is theyve if has been lawsuits about IT. And I believe harvard was suit, right, was harvard suit that they were discriminating against asian americans. So they have like ways that what they're saying is the were complaining was that there's ways that they have that like essential certain attributes like that lets you get in like social things you do, different things you do that give you extra points that they felt like was designed just to keep less asian people in, like crazy to push some of them out because so many of them we're getting in there and dominating.
dominating the food. But that's great.
Well.
this is mean if you come back .
to the best hard working household and you develop that work ethic, you can, you might not be happy.
That's part of the problem. Like to they complain about their tiger mom's and you like, do they made you successful?
You ve got to figure out how to be happy.
right?
It's up for you to do this. Is that the lawsuit a threat is what an organization created by anti race conscious admissions activist Edward bloom, citing itself students for fair admission suit harvard, a legend that the university discriminates against asian americans, and seeking to prevent harvard college and other colleges and universities from using A A wide ranging and threw admissions process that considers the .
whole person love that.
Um interesting so this this that's interesting though because on paper that sounds like a good thing, a wide ranging and thoro admissions process that considers the whole person like if you want to educate child, right, you want to kid the goal from being a Young teenager to be an adult in your educating them, there is a social aspect to IT right? Like you don't want to develop like complete sociopaths just go to work.
But you can also you can't like stop that option like you there's people want equality of outcome is a very important point, but there's not a quality of effort that just isn't. And in the mad dog race of life, you're occasionally going to get a Michael Jordan. You're going to get a guy who works harder than everybody and he's gifted and he's gona exceed he's going to pass you all and there's nothing you can do about IT, nothing you do about mike ties.
When is twenty two years old? Get the fuck out to pick up tennis. Please kill. He's .
number.
You want to be two. You're eventually going to get to have fight number one, and that's going to be a .
lot .
of the world's affair. And right? And that guy, when he saw the way he trained, when he was Young man, he trained like a person possessed.
Yes, he lived hard all day. Yes, he was obsessed with fighting and talented and gifted. So if you have those things altogether, the world is not fair. Yeah and you can't make IT fair with laws, and you can make you fair with rules. And IT doesn't make you any Better to suppress someone in some sort of a way by finishing their success.
And that includes someone who say a fucked and complete psychopath who studies eighteen hours a day and dominate to starts a business when they are nineteen because a billionaire by the time or twenty six. And then all sudden you buys twitter from Ellen. Must you can stop that? Ask one of these .
crazy people who doesn't understand these kind of things. There has never even thought of IT. Yeah say, oh, you know, you're watch, I notice you watching the W N B A game.
Do you think it's unfair that, uh, brittney greiner makes more than our teammate and they go, no, she's the best, right, right? That's just like anyone else. Pass makes more money.
How can you, how can you understand that britain griner makes more than her teammates, but you can't understand that the NBA generates more money and is Better, makes more than the W. N. B. A. How can you in brain.
what would people get scared of as the amount of control and power that you have with that kind of money? And then some people want to make decisions for all of us, like bill, like one of the vacuus ones he's talking about, like blocking the sun, putting particles in the sky to block the sun, to cool the earth. Like, hey, fuck.
Maybe lot of people on a you don't get you don't talk for all just because you have one hundred billion dollars. That's crazy talk right? That's what people are scared of.
What people are scared of is that when you really do have ultimate money and ultimate power with most people, there's this desire control people. It's part of the gig. Some of them, when they decide they don't want to go in to politics, they started like influencing things behind the scenes.
They start donating. They have funds. They have a giant fund, and their fun donates to all these different organizations. In the bill gates is the case. IT prevented them from criticizing, because the bill in the indicate foundation, they donate all this money.
These media corporations and all these companies look, all the money give you to help global health and what, what he really does. IT buys off people from criticize. Then you start doing wide shit, like, tell everybody plant they are good. yeah. You start controlling people, just like people like to post strings on people, the George sort of the world, I get das elected, then put him even more progressive D A to going after him and see if you fuck with things but letting people out of jail and defunding the cops. And it's like they're playing these weird monopoly in the whole world.
Like a great example, when brock bomb out into office mela, the whole thing was like nutrition. Like I was what he was gonna really like work on. And due IT was almost like after two weeks, someone brought in the bags like, listen, bridge, we hear what you're saying about the food industry.
I don't have you know how much bread were put in your husband's packets. And the SHE immediate was like, maybe fitness, maybe your kids could run around ten minutes a day. How about that? Is that Better? He gave up of the food stuff and just was immediately.
what is that thing? Is that the same thing? I was like all of the .
all of IT, all the focus went towards, hey, just ten minutes a day. Have your kids go outside and play. I was all the food stuff gone. W yeah and you realized there are other things, oh, like all these other things .
that are such other things. It's billions and billions of dollars when you have that far ahead of the game. If you're playing a game and you cannot you cannot beat the game, there's no way to beat IT.
You're on level one. There's a million levels. The people that have been playing IT that you're playing against theyve been playing for thirty years. They have all the armor and go all the magic spells. You're not going to win that game.
And that is what people are really scared about with people who have a lot of money is that they don't just have a boat, they don't just have a house, but then they start influencing what people can do, that they start funding studies to talk about particular types of energy. And because theyve got enormous amount of money invested in this Green, renewable energy, whatever is. But what IT really is, is money.
They're not ever doing anything for you over whether it's climate change, whatever the forever is. Energy is always money. And they'll flather yeah with it's for you, it's for us, right? We have to worry about the environment. We have to didn't al gore become the first guy to make a billion dollars off a climate change?
I know is definitely the face of IT for a long time.
But I I read that that our gore could be bothered, but I read that that algar was the first climate change billionaire interest, things that he invested in, that movie that he put out that .
scared the fuck. Yea.
single thing, a single thing was accurate, not even .
close mico accurate.
He was, at least back in the day, yeah, watched Roger in me. Michael Moore in the early days made some great films.
Well, like, I think a lot of was a bull crap.
Would not the first one.
not Roger, never would you like? So he did a scene where, like this, go into a bank and they buy a gun over the counter from the bank. And I was like, yeah, was of his gun one bowling for tom by whatever.
And remember seen I seen as, like, I worked at a hollywood video at the time. And I like, this is terrifying. We're got to get rid of these guns. And then I looked into years later.
the internet grow up.
And that's why we weren't even allowed video to keep Michael morse movies in the documentary section. We were not even allowed to keep IT in that .
section because it's not counted as a documentary. I didn't use to be like that once I I watch people for com. I but I do remember Roger me being very impacted because I was about the auto industry moving out of flint msha.
H yeah. And about how the town can see all of and americans used, you go win Better with chinese slaves. Making three hundred thousand sneakers like this is not Better.
Better at all. Yeah, it's crazy what they did. And they just did IT for money. They did IT for money to shipped over things overseas because they can get people to work for nothing, which is so crazy that you, you can't do IT here, but you do IT there.
That's why I was talking this person who ran a plant in mexico where we were getting little tipsy. And I didn't like justifying this, this procedure of doing that. And they were trying to tell me that these people would starve to death if IT wasn't for that plano.
Those he'd been there for thousands of years. Yeah, I go. And you know why they don't have any money? Probably because we bribe their government, we gave them loans they couldn't pay off, and then we took all the resources, and then we move plants over.
And the pollution of the plants is like, just insane to like they live in fog. Field cities .
can go back to the entire areas run by the car tail because we have drugs illegal in this country unless they're prescribed. Yeah.
nobody y's worry about that slavery. Everyone want to talk about slavery that we abolished in this country, right? Everyone want to talk about that slavery.
but not a slave, not .
current slavery. That made this for my shoes or or all the things you wear. Or how about the sex trafficking? How about the women that are slaves right now? Let's get to work. Probably smugger .
across the we don't even know what those numbers are.
If I put together enough money, right? I'm not the super rich, but i've got some money if I put together, like my life mission is to fix that, they are just kill me in a month. What tell joying and you .
live in a Normal house.
make IT a week. We wouldn't .
let you go. What what happened to jeff? That's a billion dollar of month about you.
What are you? So you've got all these problems and and then, you know, shipping things, shipping these factories to these other places. IT doesn't keep people from starving. The IT is we were doing an unethical thing like you can't do on this patch or but if you just move IT to that, pat, now you can do unethical. That is fine.
Is a casino crush.
Not only that, like now that we know. So they did that back down when there's no internet, no sneaked IT across the body nobody i'm still my car is five dollars cheaper yeah and you don't care yeah and so everybody let you hear some stories about missing and if you don't live their hand, whatever i'm over here and but your car is made in mexico and it's like we don't even realize like what the impact that was. But now that we have the internet now you can see IT. And we still do IT like it's like it's grandfather in that you buy your phone from a company that uses slaves on and the factories, litter, have nets around them to people from jump on off where like OK.
And also, i'm not pretending on Better than anyone else, right? I I promise. But I don't e iron on my social media about slavery all day.
I'm aware of that. I mean, this system or this. network. It's just so hypocritical when I hear like lebron talk about slavery that happened in our country over one hundred years ago while he's dripping in nike. Just how dumb can you be to pretend the care about slavery while you're making a billion or something from nike.
that if you are a person that is in mainstream world acceptance, whether a sports star or any kind of media, there's like certain things you feel obligated to call out and to talk about.
I would think so I only know how I would behave and like, I just think there's honest money and then there's dishonest money. And i've never had this stomachs.
You really like the .
money they paid the people to endorse .
common herron, did you know that .
was even like IT shouldn't be legal to vote the views keeped yeah about how elon musk shouldn't be a, you know, yesterday about you the joe rogan of the world are influence you like.
oh, that feminine guy. Yeah.
like they should .
say that there's this multibillion dollar rightful ecosystem that's been developed just like a terrorist network that radicalized Young people. Like what, by talking to scientists.
tell him to be good guys, to tell him to be honorable to their part.
That A A.
let me ask you on air for this podcast, how much money did Donald trump give .
you to endorsing hundred .
million dollars? Me, nothing. Give you zero. He gave you zero because you thought, I think that this is what's best for the country, given the two options.
Know, I know, face I beyond million doors and hold on. SHE talked for, like three minutes. That's good.
What mean that's good? I think that's enough. That's too much now, not penny perfect.
Ten million. It's a good deal. The taxpayers money, I mean, it's a good deal. All these people that are really .
donating money declared .
there twenty million doors, a million dollars, twenty million dollars in debt and trip offered to pay their debt. He's like we have a lot of money left over because most of our media was to earned media. I had to look at up. So earned media is essentially whenever ver reason the news yes, or when is getting interviewed on shows or on podcast yes.
that's earned media. Well, well, I just love people. Go, why you get so passion about this, jeff, it's like it's right in front of your eyes. You have to pay someone ten million to endorse a but then like b is doing IT for free because they believe in that like idea. Which one seems .
more various? Took one point one, how do we know that's true? Because I said IT and any evidence that supports this, I think it's all the git, some of them being asked.
Instead, I was not paid. But wait a minute, Opera was paid. There was an fc SHE.
Her company was paid a host event. Okay, they paid her company and million dollars. Do i'm just saying that they did that? I made that.
What did he do that hosted in an event? Did SHE put together an event like cater an event campaign, find trip on the screen show that they paid harper productions for event production um this paid for post live stream event, which I don't know how much the production cost of a live stream event that could be money said he was not paid a personal feel for the event SHE said I was paid nothing right, but they SHE didn't donate her company to do this SHE. SHE got paid for IT, that's right. I don't. So he got a gig essentially what I got a million dogie.
five million to Megan estaban, three million, one point eight .
for m in this article.
But IT doesn't .
show like one point for .
Opera that could be made up OK. An instagram didn't make up.
I be a.
well, if I makes me believe in our earth Better, if they didn't, if they just did IT for free, that makes me .
believe in the earth Better if they did IT. I don't want to think that ma .
am really believe that should exactly. It's not people .
that I see you at one point eight, there's no federal records showing campaign payments, m and m, or making the stand. So when this is mostly false, like where is that rumor eminent from? Someone put IT on instagram and that goes for and people around while with IT.
Because IT sounds fun. I was fun. That is, if i'm wrong, i'm willing to IT again. I read IT and I my blood boil like what is going on but beyond say.
one is crazy. There's no evidence that it's true IT might be true doesn't mean it's not just no no today, mostly false. But this is if IT .
is not true. But let me tell you, is that .
lead crazy? Is that legal? Is is IT illegal to pay yones eight, ten million dollars to talk at a political rally?
I don't think so. There's all these, a little .
company pay that much. That seems crazy. Why does not create time?
yeah. But he doesn't .
need the money SHE SHE.
Despite times for the campaign. And then they go, I was going endorse anyway, I just do IT for a little fee. My time is worth money. My private plane costs money. Can you cover that?
Well, IT seems suspicious. Ous you? Because when someone's got that kind of money to do something, that people going to look down upon if they find out if it's true, yes, that's what makes me skeptical because like someone is that kind of money for her ten million dollars.
Sounds crazy to say this. But I believe that for beyond, say, energy zy, ten million dollars is not noticeable. Something to change their life at all.
No change your life. But but you still notice.
like if they are billionaire, dude.
be once got almost a billion days.
Yeah, I think he has a billion as well. I don't think they're gona notice. So that's like not gonna change your lifestyle.
but I could get yet to your house to go do a thing that put you in the news.
design what you .
want to think about the super bowl. All those people that perform the superb .
half time get paid zero dollars. Why did this advertisement? But they perform SHE isn't even perform SHE was just talking, I mean, maybe maybe ten million box, ten million box. You can help IT even if you got two billion dollars in the back. But part of me is like I maybe i'm just looking now I would look at IT like .
I would do you well, I always think and this may be my navy to like rich people is that like they don't have to be botany more because the rich like you think that that's how I think about IT. Is that like I wouldn't do anything against, it's easier to do things against my moral compass.
When I was broke, you said, jeff will give you five and go to deal this thing because I be like, I need five hundred a book whether like now I can be a little more generous with my money. I can be a little more ethical because i'm in a place where I don't have to worry about that. The five hundred dollars isn't worth breaking some ethical code for me.
right? But money isn't your existence. And for some people, money is a some score of how what they're doing in life.
And they get addicted to numbers. They get addicted, this idea of constantly, yeah, and they compare themselves to all the other people. Fox is from foxiness. They have washing to examine and reporting that money was spent in ways, I guess you could argue maybe, well, they spent six figures building of the set for color, dad, but that seems people saying that's outrageous, but that's not that outrageous. One hundred thousand hours you build a said you have to lease a building, have to bring in cameras and all let's shit. I can see that being a hundred thousand doors campaign end, at least fifteen million dollars on event production fc record show with many payments lining up with high profile events and concerts with celebrity attendees or performers.
And that's how you do IT because it's a perform.
right? You can pay .
them to perform.
That's A A difference. The truth is just an epic disaster. This is a one billion doll disaster, lindy lee, harrogate and dnc national finance committee member, told fox and friends.
Weekend on saturday. Um so they did. They definitely spent a lot of money. Haris campaign cut multiple six figure paychecks in september for left leaning groups that have been vocal about defunding the police reparations that are tired of radical activists who have supported notorious anti mi Louis faron. Fox news digital previously reported that wild. So they cut checks to left leaning groups, so they spend money to get people to talk.
They give IT to the groups. The groups pay the performers .
and the people. This be, well, not you also the groups like you're paying them to be vocal yeah like by saying I cut multiple six figure checks like you're funding these people to go out and do these things. The F, V, C camp on violence also spent north of fifty six million dollars on payroll and payroll taxes in just three months.
That's great. That payroll is is your performance finally also .
shows the campaign gave in excess of a hundred million dollars to various consulting and marketing firms, including gaming strategies lc, to circle strategies lc and bully pulpit interactive lc. That is so crazy, they gave those folks S A hundred million dollars. yeah.
So like one million dollars, seven am could have been lost in there. But I have the evidence I think would like he doesn't like performing like he's you know, he has a gora phobia. Like he's like he doesn't like leave in the house, which is crazy.
I saw him. He killed IT. I saw him over here. The race track he played at kota, yeah, was awesome. I was like, one hundred thousand people were there because IT was.
I don't know what the real number is, I to made that up, but a lot of a lot of people, because he was there, people with their for formula one, and they have this enormous place, like guys saw the stones there. And I think that was, I mean, how many people lea code a seat? I mean, how we eighty thousand people, when the biggest crowd i've ever seen was insane, once I am, am there, he was great, but he performed so rarely. My body was at A F .
one thing recently, and like IT, one of the concerts that was performing after I was a something, maybe it's just def one, I don't know. Maybe there wasn't a concert. Whatever IT was, Michael Jordan was just hanging out. Mico joran had a had on a hood on he had like the things over years from the noise of the car and my boddy's like human like I and the George trick like a cell y with them chated a month for a few minutes and I was like, that's all popular it's getting yeah like you said, the mmm was performing in an f .
one thing yeah yeah he performed that know they had the race, the races then one night he performed that's great. I think he performed sunday night I saw just a postman there. two.
He was just there two weeks ago doing as a country show. Yeah, he's doing, it's great and I love that to the best. He's so much fun. He's such a fun due to just fun to hang out with to get to see you.
One hundred nine people.
hundred thousand. So he was just in fucking insane, huge crowd. He killed IT do so, but he has like to do shows. So for to get him out there for a political event .
got a .
Better especially he doesn't do a lot of shows. The year one point eight to go a long way and I live detroit police live in there. Is not that not that deep?
Yeah you know I I think that you I also think that it's people care about money.
you know yeah well, especially if europe person thinks about money all the time, that's what I was saying about like I know rich dudes. I know dudes who are billionaire who get uncomfortable when they're one hundred billion aires because .
they feel like loser while there is break my it's like when he showed me all the plan it's in a gone that's .
what with money because there's always layers to IT like i'm pretty wealthy but i'm very poor compared to my friend ella yeah I got a popper. Pray that guy like that's what it's like like there's like crazy levels to IT but also he works in a way I am not willing to do. He doesn't sleep.
There's one thing people don't talk about these really even bill gates with agree with them are not like the do was willing to like sleep like a fish where you dig like he'd sleep like fifteen minutes and wake up and programme again like he worked really hard yes.
to become bill gates, oh yeah, there's no doubt. And without microsoft, like who knows where we'd be without the windows Operating system? IT was fucking everywhere with everything.
He also killed like five hundred things. These like small, like little non profits will say, there's this disease called this. You go how much you need, they go a million books, we think maybe money, and then they are, yes, but well, that's what this is. Another one of these ones I got wrong. S yeah.
let's get throw capitalism. Okay, in philanthropy, alison is you're act like a philanthropy st, but you're making a lot of money through this, like he invested a lot of money in the mra vaccines, and that's why he was promoted to, and he made like five hundred million down. Then after dumped to stock, start talking to shit about IT. IT was not really that good. The virus was in that dangerous.
Like what yeah, where was this guy? But I am like all I don't know. Look up if he's cured any diseases as or anything. I know how he looked .
that up so that they ve invested in efforts to develop cures for those .
for diseases.
Now, the only one I know that's close, I think, is circle. L. I think that .
they just pull back. I heard about bad .
ones, so not crazy. Yeah, the people that experiences malaria that's track down in their genes and they pass IT onto their ancestors where a cyl, a body might died from cycle cell. One was a kid, guys to talk one with the name water.
Awesome ly, talented guy. But like, you get a real sex man and just, I couldn't train, couldn't come in for months. There was a new drug that came out this year, I think, that they thought was going to be like ending IT.
But they had to quickly pulled off, brought you by fires, of course, that they died from the anticipated number higher than an anticipated number of depth reported and trials and indicating the benefits of the drug no longer outweigh risks. So IT kills people. I .
guess that's a solution .
of sorts. Rugs, you know, thirty three percent, as I would have thirty something percent of all drugs the fda approves get pulled like p we tried.
And what is the matter? You know, even that book, I think is called like a nineteen. The name of the book is name IT.
For a year. I think it's not no, not. It's cold. That would be ridiculous cash.
It's a what's about i'm trying .
to look at my in my audible for this book but the basically the premises this guy cures cancer.
want to search and type in the number one .
nine maybe but I might be called ti.
remember?
No, it's listen a lot of books, what's all i'll find IT. But the the premises, this guy cures cancer. And then ever at first, at once great becomes the Richard guy in the world that wants happy that he cured cancer.
But then then people started to resent him because they, like, know I should have already had my inherited ance by now this guy is playing god, keeping my parents alive longer than the ship that becomes like these ideas of, like, no, he's wrong for doing this. He's affected society. Like there's no real estate being freed up as quick. Now people should just die however they die naturally. And it's a one little yes, it's not obviously not really and nothing but the the IT was an interesting kind of way to look at things.
Well, that's a sociopath way looking at things. Imagine that like what you thinking is if someone dies, I get their stuff.
one of they just dies, disgusting. But I could see how groups would start to think that like, that's like, like life as you may be. You do a good idea.
Look at the systems that we put in place, like back in the day. And now everyone looks like that was just their way to track people in the project. You like at first was like a really nice idea, like they wanted give people that couldn't afford places in the city. But it's all been that's why how people reacted.
That one do is trying to live to be two thousand years old in that one guy was gets like Young guys.
blood injected and just anything.
things. And like I seem, so many people matter them. If everybody lives, everybody lived five hundred years, the whole world would .
be overcrowded. yeah. But everyone's not trying to do IT.
Yeah also if I could give you a pal and you will be healthy. Just take this one pal, you will be healthy for hundred fifty years. You going take out the back up.
It's called twenty thirty by Albert .
t broke o thirty.
But interesting kind like, yeah, because you start to do see how like over time, people just misconstrue things enough time goes by.
People are willing to do all sorts of mental gymnasts. S, I think that's how this whole gender firming care thing, we would never .
let kids get tattoos years ago. If you would be debating or having to have a conversation that's controversial about whether a guy can be a woman, they would laugh in the streets at us, you know. And now it's real. So I just like that kind of how the book does a really good job of describing, like they would just present that guy after a while. They would hate him for caring cans.
Some people would. There's always going to be weak bitches in this world, and they exist. You just, you talking about your parents.
I don't want to be like that. Yeah, that's what weak bitches are, therefore their weak behavior, jealous behavior. He learned from IT you go. Ah, okay, I see with that guys do everyone to be guys.
I feel like that with a ton of people in my life now okah, you're gona always there.
Are there? They're always going to be there. There's some people that just they're not going to keep up and you can keep in your life either. You just can't you gotta a keep movement yeah. Some people are never going to run out problems, and they're never gna run out of friends to throw .
those problems out. Yeah, I was telling you this early like like the day after the election, like I like woke up with my bodies sitting about to open up my phone for the first time since since truck with the election. I just took a deep breath as I i'm going to lose a lot of friends today about to post some shit. And I just like I so you .
not lose and friends, so you lose some friends who weren't really your friends. They were friends with conditions. Round White is a giant comair supporter, if not around White votes, blue, when them low information voters like you start to give IT. In fact, he falls part. But i'll tell you, that guy shouldn't be the first person.
good. I love in the dad know .
my best friends. I know that things to work.
that what is supposed .
to work is a different political ideas, different ways of thinking about things. That's fine.
It's broke my heart that a lot of people have treated me in the way because I feel like people were fine with conservative jeff. The fact they knew that i'm my Christian and that that I lean you right and especially now lean even more right and then but they didn't really draw a line until I I became like support of something that's when they drew a line and .
that we don't want to talk. I don't think I don't think I move right at all. I stayed the whole .
thing more. I changed many of my thoughts. It's just that it's gone. I be what was a, what was the democrats now republican?
There's a few of my thoughts that I I used to like be all in on the Normal. And this is like just about, like human psychology, like I was all in a universal basic income, which I think is gonna necessary in the future. Because I think automation.
Here's something anger yang talked about when he was running for president. I think he's correct that automation and A I is going to just consume so many, especially AI is going to consume so many jobs. There's going to be so many people that have to like rethink their life and figured IT out.
And I think if we don't compensate those people somehow another we going to have a real fucking chaotic problem on our hands just to keep people happy and healthy. Yeah, I think universal basic income might be the way to go. But I always think, like, hey, maybe if we gave universe sal basic income to people, then they would still be ambitious. But theyd be ambitious, like pursuing their own career, developing their own business or do not taking that money and using them to be free. But now I think that human nature, if you give people, there's so many people that if you don't give them a difficult problem to solve, and if you provide them with all their needs, their food and their shelter, they just get lazy.
So the right so two .
things going on simulating is, one, we have to address the fact that there is no way to get around the fact that automation and AI is going to consume a lot of jobs. And I think universal basic income is probably the only solution for some of those people. But then there's also the psychology aspect of IT.
Like if you do help people, you never have to work again. Most people never have to work again. And they're onna. Regret that some day, one day, they're onna.
Look at all these people to admire that have accomplish things that live these fun, exciting lives, successful lives, and and they're going to fear, envy, and they going to feel despair, and they are going to feel like they could have done something more with their wife. But they got trapped. The siren song of comfort, let them into the rocks.
That's the devil. The comfort one hundred percent like like all my friends, right? My friends, not all my friends, but during like covered like what am I onna do? And this is like really stressed and I don't have IT right.
And then they got their government money right for being at of work. And you know, they did you they bought guitars and baseball cards. And as a guy, don't think you as struggling as you thought you were .
like it's never enough.
no. So it's like you've got IT like if you give them, they'll say, well, this isn't basic, this basic income, it's not enough for me to really live because what is really living, you know, like so it's just always gonna be more right. So like it's fluster ing to try to solve that the hard works, the answer.
well, you're not onna feel happy with no purpose and that is another thing that we found during covet one of things like people are so add each other throats at during covert because everybody is at home. They were all fucking board and the freaking out and just like attacking people over where .
we're fucking like every .
is other mind.
I lost my mind.
It's like most people did, especially if you're seeing your life go away because you maybe you've worked thirty years, develop a business that s shut money and you can get alone and like, oh my god, in the least, payments for the building, they keep coming in. Yeah, what am I gonna do? And then you're to all small businesses .
that they claim they care about.
so many different restaurants, they almost cross the comedy store. Oh, I haven't made .
money in six months. And now different groups going to break the windows out of that place that I didn't. So all at the same time, yeah, that's enough to make people and people saying .
death on the police at the same. Yes, this is great.
That's enough to change my political opinions. And it's enough for psychopath, the grab a gun and o and maybe don't knock out the windows of my store. But IT was just too much at once.
If someone comes along from the left that is an objective, sensible person is making sense of like immigration, foreign policy, then i'm still left. I'm still i'm still as because socially i'm left on almost everything, on almost everything that the you know the hard right is to me, just like the hard left, the crazy fox that are out there in the fringes.
And they they sort of define the left and define the right for everybody like you define the right by, like White premises. K, K, K. Defined the left by N, T, for, like is Christ. Most people like right here, people like, I want rules and law, and everybody be kind and health and a prosperous society and no pollution. And yeah, I feel we got all work together and do a Better job of all these different things.
But like john Peterson says, who's like my favorite human in the world? I love him so much but he was saying, like, it's really easy to identify and rebuke the far right like we're very good to identify IT and going and or just whatever the term is. Not that.
But then the left, the very extreme left, we kind of celebrated and we post and we brag about IT and we go look out. good. I am.
I think they thought we finally, we have thugs yeah that is one of those things .
and I guess the far left.
it's the bullies I .
am it's the bullies.
It's the bullies on both sides. The people just want to user group and have A A N A bunch of people. They're all together and attack ah just go smash windows and light things on fire. And then there's also they get funded to do that too.
Yeah all this shit that you're seeing where the Harris, where they funded all these different organizations, people fund through political, through packs for all sorts of different methods, fund sorts of organizations, donate all sorts of organizations. Some of these organza cause problems. Yeah, and they do IT because they want them to do IT.
They want problem yeah, they like when you see stacks of bricks land around. I'm not buying IT. I'm not buying that someone left thirty thousand dollars where the bricks around they were just doing construction, just conventional, happened at the same time of the protests here.
Everyone loves coincidences.
Think think it's all yeah but it's just you know in that is another group thing you know about being a part of the group if you're a part of a group is yelling and lighting things on fire you know much fun them .
for that yeah yes, it's happened.
You're doing IT to support black .
people who light up starbucks .
ah starbuck, like what did I do? I didn't do anything.
Yeah, at least when I support of my group, I didn't get a free x box like that. I don't think you really care about what you believe. And if you get in lamp and ship .
and then in new york, they have the dumbest way of handling IT.
They just let people burn themselves out.
Crazy that the blazer was the worst in his real name. no. Yeah, what's the blazes world name? It's some crazy like villin name.
role name, mookie bet. No.
it's like a villa. I like a villa. What is? Roll them. IT change is named if that is more.
Yeah.
yeah. That's a, that's an evil name. yeah. Warn wild held junior, I like .
jeff dise. Jeff, I senior, and people like h is your son. Oh, no, no, no, no. But if .
I just jeff tize. This is backing so funny though the guy changes name to make .
IT ethnic. You blame .
the blast. You take here. Eat the fries. Get a vaccine.
Come on.
What happened? No, no, bill.
are you? Man will hum. kid. No.
no, no, no, no. That that me and .
the guy .
who pays taxpayer's money to interpretive dance performance with mask on of the mills street.
you like alex baldwin's wife.
remember her? You have to.
She's from a connected. And she's like, how do you say orange, orange and from spain, SHE made, just made .
up a whole. Like, that's .
crazy mentally.
Cz, any kind goal that pretend he's a different name? That is, that lady is .
fun person.
What was I just asking? Oh, the video where the blazer had the performative dancers. But listen to this.
Take a from the beginning so you can hear of fucking stupid. This is, look at this. They all have masks on outside.
I need a recovery that brings back the life and the heart and the energy of the city. And everyone gets to be a part. We're gonna really bring back to heart and soil new york city.
We need art and culture back, and we need people to see IT and feel IT to participate, to know that the essence of new york city has not been defeated by the chronic virus. People come back strong in twenty twenty one month after one and twenty twenty one. As you see the city come back to life culture, the way l is.
T is a country for our city. locations. And you bring stages of our neighbors oot and culture to the heart of our neighbors. I wonder culture, many of those hundred fifteen people, hundred fifty neighbor's shot at those days.
Although when I think of new york city, I do think of people spying out and masks like that. I do think of them going like this, like on drugs, asking me for money. That's what I think of, what I think of new york.
This is peak woke. This is absolute peak woke. Insanity, stupid shit out of rythm.
Dancing to terrible music. Well, everybody is wearing masks outside, and they spent money on this. And this was his way of bringing the city back through culture.
It's just so unlikeable.
Peak oke, this is, I think this moment, this video, this is, the historians will look back at this, like this is, yes, this is when they clearly lost their fuck. And me, the biggest metropolitan city on earth. The one if you can make IT there, you can make IT anywhere.
That retard is the matter. And this is what he's deal with, the taxpayer money while he got the whole city shut down. Anyone to define the police, they only let people ride and spray h windows and steal things. We need to bring our, I believe.
rid, believe that .
in a finding. And the mayor of new york had people dancing with masks on in the street every like.
what the fuck is someone bully them immediately. yeah. Like what has happened.
I think, in, but that was when everybody was so confused and so mentally ill. I think as a society, we mentally had a cold.
We're all for sure.
H no one felt healthy. The whole country was mentally ill legitimately.
That's yeah that's p was twenty. Twenty is IT is crazy. Is to bring up twenty again forty .
months ago, right?
Let IT go. exactly. Where's the apologies? What's the big deal? Where's the hey, we were hey, you know, maybe we were wrong about that. What do you ever going to hear that?
Not only did they not admit that they were wrong, but now they are the victims. Yeah, now everybody else is spreading misinformation, and we have to sensor online speeches. how? What about you? Yes, you got a of the iraq war with this information you cuts .
i've been wrong all the time and I just go, yeah, i'm sorry I i've been wrong on this fucking in podcast right now. Like the left will just go no, that's different. Like i'm like just can you just at least say we're sorry for calling you A A super spreading jerk because you want to leave your house to get coffee. Can I get one?
Yeah, they were wrong about everything, and they glt the whole fuck in the world. And they they're got a away with the, and they almost got away with demonizing their political opponent and putting him in jail.
They almost cut him in jail. They came real close.
Yeah, that's vi thirty four families, things else. Well.
and also people can tell you feeling these are they just it's it's more to fun to call someone to fell in.
That's why convicted in the first place.
political like named.
calling the world just lost its mine in four years. In four years everybody just IT was like, there were so many contributing factors of the hatred of trump.
And then there is the corona virus yeah.
the George flying thing. And then biden seems to be dead and still run the country like what's happening and you know and then now finally, when trump one was like the first time at a long time, I yeah maybe we going to be OK see the stuff.
say I yes, this is like .
what most logical, sensible people of saying.
I also, the double standard is fascinating to me, is like, like what's the boss? A guy from the forty nine years he comes, unlike what they to interview in the guys that where the stars of the game he runs up and puts his maga head on and then he like leaves and ever once like what he's gonna to be fined for that like you can't make political statements and like I don't know if you remember that B L M that was like on the field, like all their homes just posted.
This is a .
cultural statement .
more than a politician in supporting. It's a big different .
political to stop, don't shoot isn't .
political. It's not political. A sense where someone's running for the office.
So this difference gene, like you're promoting someone running for office while it's on television and they don't want you do in that on television. The other thing is like you're taking A A cultural stand. It's a different thing.
It's got political aspects to IT. It's political in nature. It's supported primarily by the left. No, but it's not the same.
Just vote for so roca.
right? But if you are if you had a vote for Harris.
had A A yes, but that is interesting. The member and going where we're enough to find all those other players who ward defend the police .
on the things and little different. It's different. It's a social issue. But I think the point is the same. It's like these guys are you it's also like how many these buckin dudes who do this stuff just do IT because they know they're .
to get social media. Crab, yeah.
that's tough to get you out. A lot of in world today, like when people know that you can say certain things, get, it's hard to know what you really think.
right? I've gotten accused of panda rather like I is panda to the right, or whatever fun as matter goes. You're gonna a political easily to me.
And as I just saying, what I think also, like I decided this too is like when I was in seattle, you know, I was like making jokes, like nobody goes. Why you really lean in into this left stuff you like like when comics are going up and talking about all the things they talk about. I don't go make that obama money like I like not just are saying what they think. Yeah, nobody ever accused of people of pandering until you do IT like on the conservative side. Well, then they think you're pandering.
People do like when they catch people. Panda though.
if you can catch them.
But how do you know? Well, they would like to accuse people pondering if they disagree with what that person says.
Yeah, bingo. And our community, like as first stand of communities, has been very left leaning always. I've never once gone all your pain to fit in here are your panda and to get on the tonto or your panda .
to get on Jimmy kim el, for sure.
But I never accuse him of that because how I was enough. They really feel like that we're not right .
but then I say something I really don't care as long as it's funny if you your panic but it's really hilarious ous but the problem me but I really get grows down .
by a collapsed yeah i'm guilty of IT sometimes lately for sure I just insert scenario i've .
done IT where people just only one say things if you going to climb and agree to a line like, hey, you missed a whole part of the whole formula. We're here. This is a comedy club. We're coming here for funds.
Hundred percent yeah. I think also two, it's like that's why it's heart. That's why it's really rough to accuse someone of IT.
Yes, because you don't know. Like what is the difference between panda and just planned to a crowd? I go ago, you got to read the crowd.
Well, what's the difference between panda reading the crowd? Yeah, I guess reading a crowd is pandering. So then I guess, yes, in a way, i'm a guilty of IT, but we all are yeah.
I guess i've never been one for reading the crown.
I was like you to do your thing.
It's find out like that. It's find out how much much .
this stuff work in medicine was going and they go did in a while, he was going somewhere and was people left to show, guy, I bet you don't do that material in L. A. I am sure what I do, this material in L. A, for sure.
people have this bizarre, yeah, that you change your act depending upon who's in the crowd right now. You hard test, come up with other six, six months.
come up with one new jokes, needs to be blossom, then do a thing. And these water but I will say, like i'll change, you know read a crd like if it's a corporate event, i'm gonna different matter. I'll do different words of the same bits and things. If I like, I have adjust you know yeah well.
that's a different gig though, right yeah the corporate gig is just um only like hiking up my skirt and stick .
my ice of good that's all that. Is that the real luxury of being a successful like as successful .
as know a lot of your .
comedians are and and yeah Brown Whited one he was .
date because they offer me a fucking load of money was the worst experience I ever because why you do that you should have done was terrible.
Yeah, stressed. That also was kind of exciting, though I kind of crave those moments where i'm like nervous again, like that, like in favor when I came in his mother ship for the first time. But this is exciting behind the girl.
A little nervous, little nervous to go out. You're up in the balcony. What i'm gone.
I'm a little like, I like this like the first time of the tonight. So I had all these like butterflies. Like that was I like, I lived for those kind of moments.
So like sometimes i'll take a corporate. Do you nervous? I'd love to yeah.
i'd love to. I did because I made, neri said no to first. Yes, I was yeah but then I thought, why being a pussy and I call my manager bag? I don't say, you know, yeah, let me call tomorrow. I all the love like art, good.
I love. I think that's a future.
Well, it's definitely you prepare for IT more and you think about IT in a different way than a regular show like I prepared so much more than I ever do. Normally.
we didn't have to sit around approving edits from people at a big CoOperation with a bunch of laptops who aren't creative ago. Yes, maybe this bit. And you go on the comedy, why are you editing that? And so like, I can live once the future.
I do that ones of the country central. I had a company central deal to do a special, and I bail on IT. Yeah, just after the phone call.
yes. So like you, my wine on when we talking about you guys want funny or or not funny like this able. They've changed their standards though. And then like by two thousand and fourteen, I got away with a lot. I've got a way with a lot when I did a common central special, two thousand and fourteen, but they now I on't even know what they make any more, other than south park central even have south park anymore.
I'm not shift to making new episodes, but they have that. They play lot of rounds of things, and then .
they all daily. They used, have so many shows.
I just thought TV can compete with the internet anymore.
No, and they had an APP too. I know. Come to APP for a while. No, they still have that. They still have a commercial .
p you only a good .
story about the param that makes sense. And that's where the new south park, epsom, right?
What that comedians name that jolie just made a documentary about cash is a great guy from boston. He now lives in the keys of florida. He's a boston comic kind of a legend ston tom dustan, ah there's a great time dustin story in boston where the women that ran comedy central, we're like in the crowd and it's like a showcase thing and the owners are just keep a clean this is the other of and tom dustings already kind of a controversial guys as far as like the booker was like, you know, you know, our reputation here and we're let you do this because we want to help you.
But like playing ball so time Justin goes out there, he struck a little bit and then, and I just in the middle, said, he just decides, I want to do this. I want to jump to these hops. So he goes, I heard comedy central here and everyone collapsed. He goes, how many fat, bearded, unfunny fox are you going to put on the network this year? And everyone's like mortified and then he's like, like he like they're lighting and get off the stage, get off the stage and then he he grabs his and and then he comes back and he, oh, I forgot you're all a bunch of n word counts yeah just says that the the audience and because he just wanted to stick IT to the comment club, the great fuck and funny guide .
must have missed him.
He know he's grand. He's grounded about one of those boston boys.
And where is .
he lived now? Now he lives in. He started the comedy club in key west.
What's a cause? I know there is a comedy club in key S A lot of people .
go down to this must be a fun. And I done. I know swatch was down there when I was down.
So he just works. His own club. Yeah, just made made us started his own club. It's happy.
Pretty cool. You can .
get different .
ways they go. Same time down.
Yeah, that .
help out .
a lot to.
it's a fun area. Those people are wild people. I mean, that's been a wild place for a long as time.
Very uncharted territory.
Yeah like, you know no, it's pretty.
I like that there. Yeah and you can just fly into the keys. I mean, if you can, I didn't know that you could because I had to drive dave Williams and drove me for like three hours like a way like how long have we've been in the keys?
He's like the giggs up here. go. That's well, yes, I got that.
I get there. actually. Have you done cruises? But on cruises now?
No, no, not me.
Do not yeah no. We not funny about the cruise shifts. While we're talking about corporate corruption, it's international waters.
So like the casino kill you. Well, the casino you like this kind of is kind of feels unfair. Who gna complain to?
No one. No, I boss.
don't worry. This is also biter.
They gave you drunk and steal .
your money or and there the games are rigged. Just, just still go. I would like to talk to the casino commission that goes, shut up, you're in the middle ocean and you talk to the guy that works things, everybody, how much like a dollar a week, some crazy thing about to do.
food and a bed yeah and .
the guy more than where .
I how about those folks that like live on cruise? Certain gave up their house and I just live on a cruise all year around.
I will say, I promise i'm not trying to become training here because I love tim deal and I love like all these guys who will shot on cruise PS. And they are right. Every bit of criticism, my favorite people in my life criticised about crucible. The other side of that coin is some people just want to eat shit and look at things they want to be that there are some people it's nice for my dad, you know, like he's he's I just got, okay, what do they play in a rush hour? Two.
like it's OK those people are enjoying IT it's a around you got war slides and fuck in all kinds of should to do and it's fine .
for I get IT it's not my brain.
right I don't want to .
do IT I don't .
think of .
the nightmare from me but then every three days you get to watch your fat s off the potency, you know, porter recal for three hours and then you get back on the bus some people, that's that's a pretty cool deal.
Some people, some people, yeah yes, I don't want to perform on those things well. How many times you've done IT?
I've only been on a cruise shape like Price three times, and I got like some special deal.
You do stand up or .
I got to you stand up the joe, what think one of the other comics time cot, cos, you don't be here, I know. Yeah, tom's awesome. He was the other comic on the boat he saw that I was doing IT.
He got, you don't want to be on there. He said, go, you get the rest of your life to be on a cruise ship. Like if this is where you want to end up and and he was speaking to the comedy aspect of IT like IT was just pretty dart depressing. Yeah, because awesome.
I i've noone. Thomsons, we're open. Mrs, really. yeah. The first time I ever went to an open mike night, I saw tom on stage. Really.
I just found that great. Fith Simons was a boston guy.
He started week after me. Really, we both started together.
Do you consider ers of a boston guy?
Yeah, that's I started. nice. yeah. I think you develop a kind of sense of comedy and of urgency. And like the audience's attention span, and like the comics from boston have, you know, at least back in that day, they had a sharp material, the there were too many good comics. IT was IT was also like a real IT was a real pressure cooker.
Because you had these guys that were these national level comics that would could have been some of the best comments in the country, but they never left. Boss, right? And so you're always working with these guys, these teeth. We need don gab and get knox. Len Clark, there were monsters.
Yeah, would have been paid to .
you is a monster. He was the first guy with the second guy actually ever get paid to open for.
really yeah, those guys are rock stars and put. And so you guys have to compete with the rocky start.
exactly. So then he got out and he did a TV shows that much up. But a lot, those guys, they stayed put, and they they were still folk like Steve winter, to this day, one of the the greatest killers on stage of ever seen in my life.
They are destroyed by day. I mean, destroyed. And boston did a dirty thing. They did a dirty thing. The dirty thing was like, say, if you're a famous comedian and you're coming to play next comedy stop for the weekend like Billy Crystal they would put on don gave, I was just baring Steve was how dona I like and they would just eat shit and love that .
these .
guys would each shit bringing to help they pay all this money to go perform with this club.
This is a club, by the way, that would pay you in coke or cash. OK.
that's old kes used to do that. I like, and I i've probably more than one for sure. I mean, these were party in people.
I would hear .
about that .
all the time.
Well, I didn't pay their help.
I remember opening for a gradual though, as like the club that I started at, like we were. He just used the open makers as free openers. And like I also like, pick up the comedian, the airport. And we wanted to pick up gradual porter.
We were cited to pick up the comics from the airport, but that was his way of not having to pay a car service to pick up the comics from the airport club of club on the and then but they need also be like you guys are all gonna do short sets in front of the headliners, which were excited to. But that also means he doesn't have to pay us to open, so he does not have to pay for so as a trick, but we were happy to be part of the trick because we just want to stage time. You can hang .
out with great .
jo stage you. But and I got to me all like that, my heroes, you know, that came through and I remember gradual, although he's he's clean now he's trying to be an honorable husband and he's know he's got the fix and he would just be like, know, you have, if this was back in the day, we would be need deep and coke and do that now why do how do I miss IT? You know, like I am am reading about all these tales.
It's unsustainable. The only guy has been able to .
sustain parting for entire career.
Stand hope. Yeah, where they die. Where danger .
field was doing until the .
end was itt the notes.
And you saw my brother. And as last night, I was pretty into that.
How do you get up his wife? His wife game to us, really? Yeah, Whitney knows his wife. And when he found out we were opened up the club.
I love that. I love stuff like that.
I want to do something like what he did or he had branny danger field and friends where he did those, uh, H B O shows.
oh yeah, which introduced .
the world to like some of the best comics.
I want to do something like you'd help a lot of guys doing that.
like from the mothership would be fucked and .
amazing that tell a lot of guys.
I think these guys out there that could use IT to these guys out there that have like ten minutes of murder, right? Put those ten minutes of murder together, have four, five guys on the show.
if some fun, would you be able to commit to picking the guys you like as opposed the guys that netflix .
wants you to plug? Rogan and friends would have to be people that I really think I love, what I know them, or not like, people I really admire. And that's what what he did.
But rodney did was different than anybody else other than carson, who wasn't really a comedian, right? So john y. Carson was the way that everybody got famous.
You got on tonight, new cat .
next to cars, and like, see them sitting next to Carry. He likes you so much. You made your headline and economic clubs after that and traveling around the country know this guys like rich Jenny did.
like dozens of, yeah, Richard genis. Great, amazing. A very unhappy man, but like a talented man.
You had rodney and what Randy did. He introduced people to the H. B.
O. Special comedians. So these warrant comedians like to nights show clean comedians. These are guys like Robert shimo ice clay, bill hix, am kinison, dma killer, len Clark, killers, killers. Yeah, and like headliners already, like and then they all got HBO specials, and they all became like national talent, and like people that would see them everywhere. But IT all came out of rodney because rodney had this desire to introduce these comics for the rest of the world, nobody else doing.
And I love that that that's how you help people by gone. I know this guy isn't famous. He doesn't never sit calm.
But I right, i'm i'm funny. Here's the guy that I think is funny. I think I think iron in danger field. This is David tale joke, joke, just crushing killer. I think Larry, the cable guys deal on like, you know, like it's got the voice in the things and that you don't know what is a story and what is a joke are edmark es Kevin heart, you can t our nori is Candy d is kind of a mark like with that, we have these kind of next guys sort of I .
think they're all their own thing. They are their own thing. yeah. I mean, I don't really think it's about this. I don't think about that way.
You don't think styles influence people? Yeah, they definitely do IT for sure. sure. I think you know, like if you in the Stephen, right, and list a match.
Hedberg, yeah, and that's great. That's that's that beautiful.
absurdist non set. Yeah.
i'm very inspired by no, patrice and simpson. If you watch my act, you go, I can. I know all the things this go watched.
I think that tells his own thing, like that tells I think he's in the Grace of all time. I really do. I think so.
I saw him at the mothership one night. I came in just to watch her, said I was amazing. Machine ganger any.
So in the group is just the zen master. The stage for every every beat is perfect. He's a master.
I love him. He's so good. He's so good at just talking shit too. He has already come on to them. He gives a really microphone that just .
start shit on. Yeah, he's the best. He also like I still like he's still maintained. People like when you don't change you, I don't want to see skinny and if and if you're a skinny person, you get fat that what happened? You don't like any. That's why kid child stars are doomed because they're gonna have to change and you're going to I like them when he was a cute kid, know but I think the same thing is true with like a tale, he still looks like he's broke. Yeah, you were going to tell you like guys.
right? He dresses the same every time you see him even I specials where you could be eight .
degrees that jack.
because I love .
that and I love that like you like, is he okay? You like, that's one of the best comedians in the .
world production but he's really in his own little world like he really does still read newspapers and he write in A A coffee shop and his flip phone and he text you no.
from a flip on.
I do do every time I get a text from him, appreciated because I know how long I took to make this work, get things take forever. And he was in here in the studio .
to do that. Yeah, you like my d that's .
but he's right. If you don't want to be connected to the world, you don't be influenced. Just stay in the zone.
And who's Better stay? He's just like found this area existing just like the bm good. Yeah, i'm good.
I love IT. I think he's one of the great. So I we agree that is one of the grades I had A A couple of friends as a long time that we just went to a theater show we saw this time and he was not very funny.
And they love to do that. I saw a special suck you like. They love to shit on IT Better than just going enjoyed IT. And so I know who you see and they got your members name, but will text you.
We can remember whatever I got these good friends of and so then like, they know I was David tell and I go, you're wrong, you are just wrong and they're like, no, I was really bad. I got wrong. You're wrong. There's just no way that is and I think that that's like the disconnect of like maybe theatre show or .
like a new special in your friends. You look at your phone.
they in some crowd work or something. I don't know what they expected, but I think you're wrong. Like that one of greatest yeah I think sometimes I have a venues too big. You know the person's also might like maybe that there's a disconnect there.
I don't know, but there's usually screens. Yeah people have shady taste. Yeah, I can believe IT. I've heard things like that before .
about other comedians. So I think you're also stated laughing.
you be my favorite kind chea joke may be laugh at work. I'm not not necessarily cor, to have a good time.
Well, I do think that's a good thing too about chase like I think was in dave girl's book. He was like, I like a drink shade coffee from like a gas station but also appreciate like a nicest presser. I think that's a good way to like think about even like jokes. I'll take one line or a cheap jokes. I'll take a story, a misdirection, and i'll take anything make me like, I like the good stuff and the bad stuff.
but the thing is hard for its comics to maintain an audience enthusiasm. M right, like to watch comedy like, and appreciate IT like you used to before you were a comic because you know the tricks and this is one way to like when you see someone doing hacky stuff like, but just fun, just have a good time. Yeah, don't start breaking down someone's bids are they see comics? They can't laugh watching things and everything start like, you know too much, right?
I did early to please guys like when I was like a passion ate obsessed with comedy open mika, I would be like, you know so so has a bit about that subject and I yeah like all talking about the same subject, you know but I would be the guy that would be like, what you shouldn't do that because dan, otoh, has a thing, you know, like, but I was all bullshit IT was just me being so passionate about IT that I was over probably .
applying those standards to yourself too yeah that's part of IT see someone is come on and you know that fuck can yeah but like also just you don't want to think .
that I think your hundred percent right like I have fun with the crowd be out there .
yeah just be able to enjoy different kinds of comedy too and just some people just can't and there's so many people particularly left comic, the comedy has to line up with their ideology or they just won't they won't get into IT. They can't. I hate IT. I used to see that with dice clay.
That was the big one, and we were talking about this last night because, like, I came in as like a dice clay fan when I was a kid and by the time they had gotten kicked off of the mtv and IT was like, in fashion, for comedians to calm a sexist and a pig, and like, this guy is, it's a character, so, so, like, shut the fuck up. And then there was, like, so much jealousy. There was jealousy about him.
He was the first commit that ever sold that arenas. So he was selling out arenas, whether everybody else was, like, struggling to fill the weekend at a little comedy club, like what? And these guys all started with him.
And he was one of those guys got on uniting dangerous special and just took off. Did his own special, I think, was, I think was called dis rules. And that special took off.
And then did he was everywhere, and IT win. IT was different than any of the kind of economy, because everybody knew the nursery rims, and they wanted to say IT with them. So was like going to a concert, you know what's in the ball but they really go yeah different if anyone was to criticize .
you like I know lot of the old dogs and boston won't like these guys are not doing anything different, but that's different yeah. So you get something that's different, that's working and then people to get mad, you claim, ed, you wanted to something different and it's working. It's working and it's different.
Just because you do a different thing, like if you're an observational comment, yes, because you do a different thing doesn't mean that thing that all the tens of thousands of people dreaming and cheering for is wrong.
right? I give you a great example. I was at sank first right this year in vegas, which water a tree, and so grateful to them for having me side. Don't never want to make a sound like i'm grateful, but I went and watched a carrot Scott Thompson, right? I went over the, I went over to the locker as I ve watched the show and then I come back to sank fest and as if we were at catt, if you were like cartoon, he's Better than all of us. Just say, you know.
he's study. It's great, joe.
ninety minutes of not missing IT was uh, relevant as far as I gives doing topical things. He did had A P di joke that happened like the night before. I saw like he had a all, wasn't all props. There was a lot of topics of the tones of trump stuff, political stuff. There was like three, like a baby, a one minute segment where I was like, you know, because I was going in with an open mind, like if it's gonna shared or say it's shit, if it's great or say it's great, no.
And there was there like a one little chunk T I like that's a little hacking and it's like, you know, a vegas luxford joke about like they made IT a permit because if you try to jump out the window, you're just end back up at the casino as of, i've heard that kind of thing. But then I start thinking about IT. No, he probably wrote that he's been doing this for twenty nine. Sometimes you watch prior be like black one really is what and you go that's hacking no, he did IT first, right and so in my mind is a ninety minutes of not missing and he's the nicest guy in the world ah and he's crushing IT. It's a great, great.
great year. He was a guy that in the early days when he was taking off, everybody shit on, yeah everyone shit on, including hicks. Hikes had a whole bit about caracole, which sucks because so good IT was just a geelong a thing.
He was a sitting on the guy who is doing this thing that you think is somehow another coLoring outside the lines, which is crazy that that would make any sense. And then he also kind of was alienated from everybody because he then he did a residency in vague. He was like one of the first big guys to just do. He's been in big as forever.
twenty years.
That's so crazy, long time.
And that means that must be pretty good. Like IT was, he does well, man, I want you to see. Have you seen really nice?
I want this. I so good and I couldn't. He was couldn't have been more humble. And like, I was just like, such a nice guy.
I said this too and I wanted him to hear that that, like, you know, all the hate that my like comedy friends to do is just because it's become a thing yeah, it's not because it's real. So like, I think this happens in life. Like people go henri willer r jeff yard with henery y win klas, I need the nicest guy in the world.
Yes, Henry wilkins er is the nicest guy world, but saw a lot of people, but we've learned Henry wingers the nice. Hence we just repeat IT, you know, Taylor swift on these things about their ex boyfriends. Every musician thinks about their exes.
Why is that Taylor swifts thing? But it's just something we've heard and we repeat as like a hacking thing. And I think that same character, IT, became hack. He became like a trend to make fun of him. But yeah.
didn't deserve IT. That act is killer. Yeah, there's a lot of that that trump as ani.
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it's not fair. There's a lot of that. This is narrative.
There's headlines, click bate narratives that just get spread. I don't know. I hate easy to define people .
in a certain way. They say, I, I see them like small. You know, you swallow ten spider spiders a year and they don't.
What do you sleep and outside with your mouth open? What are you talking about? Why are people repeating these things that aren't all? You know, you lose a million hair a month. You like, know you don't like, where are these things being repeated or perpetuate?
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at least I accurate. I just wonder who came up with that list in the first place well.
but that there's difference between me saying something wrong on your podcast and millions of people repeat in a thing that they heard about carrot p, i'm saying I just I don't understand how that becomes A A reputation and now this guy lives in some world. Ray goes, everyone hates me, even family guys sitting me.
I don't deserve this. I said that after came on my show, started getting a lot of love good said he was very different. A lot of people that shows that had like fans of my show and they wanted to yeah like he turned the corner and he never did. I never met the guy, didn't meet him until I did the pocket yeah so for me I was like, I was cool. I just like .
with let them get .
out of and nice .
to anybody .
yeah I feel like what happened to more .
prop comics the way because .
he is so successful, he's defined .
prop comedy he's wear yeah you don't see.
Only one.
Why is bold burn does musical parity.
but it's not the same. Sure he does, but started on youtube, right?
But he isn't like he doesn't take a song, you know how? Like weird. I would take Michael jacks and so you to knew the song and then you repeat just great loved way to long time um but .
like but prop comic over it's IT like popt comics they went away. You have jeff done them and that's .
IT what was the guy I know you'll know this to and George that so.
uh, I used to work with, I do this prom shows a danger fields. So when I first moved to new york city, danger fields was one of the clubs that I worked at the most because he was like, first of all, I couldn't believe I was rodney danger fields club. And they actually filmed one of danger field specials there.
like a fan of the a huge fan.
And um we do this prom shows. The prom shows will start like seven P M. Or whatever IT was and they would go on into a four o'clock in the fucker morning and he was kids like from the bronx and stat island.
They'd come in and bosses and limos and they'd all be drunk and they would fill up these fuck in little clubs with these kids and then just want you to do the same material the next show that so the kids leave, so I never have the kids leave so they would tell you, hey, you've got ta stop to a new material, do the same material. I A bomb, i'm here to do my site. You can tell me what to do.
You've got me here for five sets if you got five, if I looking at same drunk kit is in the front room, i'm going to do a new ah, yeah, that's great. You know, I have another ten ten grow. Yeah, yeah. I mean, was fucked and ridiculous, but the shows would go on forever and ever. I did a .
bunch of them with auto. So you think the internet, you find that .
you had to see him alive because you couldn't believe what the fucker was. He was so wild. yeah. He would say the fuck and crazy. I A shit and then he would say to the the puppet I George, what the fucking you say, say that talk .
and and that's the, oh my god yeah there is so funny.
dirty a dozen and eighty eight I love you.
I love that this is on uncomfortable here. Got to take a shit everyday sorry, I had a ride here in a chunk a car song. I turn. I was so fuck johns's turtle wax, three coat. I want to see the water jump and off of IT it's try to get a wouldn't cup I was circumstance ze with a pencil shop in up. Please stay, stay hard when I up your fucking in hot on.
George, please watch their ladies here.
There's ladies here. A lot job, please check IT out. Is IT a start of me movie? SHE goes down night to get a good job when he was done. My look like a tot, like a glad. I just love the idea, like the premise is proposers.
But yeah, had to see him life if you saw .
alive and you are in the room with is eighty eight.
right? So he was a kind of a wild d dude. You, unfortunately, that kind of custom, one of substances I make.
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after the rails.
little crazy. We had a good a couple of guys, these knockoff ads, who lived in seattle. But we looked up to him because anyone, that ones I can, older brother, somebody.
And comedy was a big deal, and they didn't think called robot. And he had his own myspace page and everything, and he was just this terrible robot. IT was a trash can that they just put a box head on.
And they had like two button like that was on a race car kind of thing. So I could only spin and the eyes would light up. And then when you hit like a thing, i'd make his mouth, make a little line of light.
And that guy would just be in the back, a committee, be in the back reading his jokes of the no pet. Well, well, here IT is robot. And the jokes were just so funny.
His head would fall off sometimes. But to be like, why do women wear makeup in perfume? Because they're ugly and they think.
and then .
he would like, spin around, I may need to get that. This I can understand IT. So there always be a cocaine. I said, no thanks. I already wired.
Just terrible but like, yeah, you would just be like, why do women get their periods because they deserve IT and then all you like spin and people would leave. I mean, it's an open mic. IT was not like at least out of George had like a sold out. This would be two guys just just time with to say things.
just like to get south park to say things is not real.
not mean in the back .
of the microphone is robot that so thing .
that time they got booked .
to .
like actually like the first time someone tried to book them, like, hey rob, oh, we would love to have you at our venue is like, no, it's robot like, it's not like that you might have been an automated thing or something but they thought I was so funny that someone tried to book off of .
video like that that was a real act. Yeah, you could take IT somewhere I love you probably could have mean, someone could easily do that. Yeah, mean, how hard is IT to do?
It's so funny.
Have you seen my indian? I kill tony. What is the gentleman's name that has? He has some sort of a neurological condition where you can talk. So he, he has a blue tooth speaker. H.
yeah, does jokes. I haven't .
seen him on a kill. tony. That's I on this arbi.
Es, ambo, yeah, very nice guy. Funny too. Yeah, I know i've seen this .
guy on agg tears. And right.
that's what IT was was on.
Americans got talent. I've seen I I almost did a thing after I did follow him somewhere. I came about IT was h, but I was for, like Louis, jake, I was one of these shows were being mean is like, okay, yeah, you encourage was like that you got to tell your most fucked up joke first and then try to get out of the whole and in my mind of like this sounds like a nightmare.
But I tell us to do that, and every comic made the same mistake where we, where we came out and went. We try to get comments. We try to play.
We try to get around the rules a little bit. I was gone. He told us we had to say the most folks of joke first.
So we all did that kind of us, so just didn't work for any but that I was before me. And so I thought about just recording into my phone like a thing and acting like i'm him is like my first thing. And I, this is gonna well.
yeah you that not going to be on your side, right?
So but I was like a more .
things that is incredible balls that and can barely walk, move his arms well, playing your hand yeah, he's playing his in his hand and he's built that.
He's making the fuck.
And best, a great example.
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