The joe rogan experience.
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But first time here now at the Austin property.
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And first of all, most comfortable chair i've ever said, great. I don't know. I feel like when I come here or when I come to this podcast with my third time on IT, I feel like i'm in the future, right? I feel like you got things that aren't even out yet, right? I just feel like this chair, the general public can even have access now.
but they do. We've had these for years.
Whatever is great, then I feel like I i've never I never drink water out .
of metal cup was sustainable here.
I think there's a reason for everything. Yeah, you do. There's definitely .
reason for metal cups. You really shouldn't be drinking out of plastic. okay?
Yeah, I mean.
I do. I drink a plastic water, water to someone who gives you one, but I avoid them whenever I can.
Yeah, yeah, of course, we we all know all of plastics. When I drinking out of plastic bottles myself, and I know I don't see that much of a it's .
turn you into a chick.
No, maybe. Is this even real? Water, water.
water is filter.
filter.
yeah. What is IT like? It's a super filter, some crazy .
filter. Yeah.
yeah. Good water. right? Do IT.
It's very delicious. And then you got a whole, I don't know anybody's ever talked about your area of the there's just so much shit going on on right there's tens.
there's a mama teeth. I've got Aaron head, a religion arrow heads, probably five hundred thousand .
years old you got soil on your bookshelf out there yes anybody just soil that was .
from a gentleman um who runs White oak pasters will Harris and he he has this amazing farms, regena farm. And he gave us two a pieces of soil to was cci. He was a fight he didn't get enough biting me this morning, more crowds getting hard, dude.
He bit my figure that was a really type that I would. He bit me this morning, was I you cargo after, even after me? But anyway, that soil, one of them is a jar of regenerating soil, which means soil, that is how a farmer supposed to run, where this many and chickens and all the animals just ruminate.
They they live off the land in a natural way. And it's a deep, rich, dark soil. And the other soil, which is pale, is that industrial soil, that soil has been used with the industrial fertilizers in the top soil dead. And it's just garbage, which is most of all we .
we see a difference between you and I is you actually remember what the soil does and what somebody me to me yeah, give me dirt. And I know the difference tween the two.
You see the dark dirt is the good dirt. That's the real dirt. That's a dirty first to look out the wild. That's what we supposed to be eating food from mineral rich soil. So you get healthy vegetables, healthy animals.
It's be beautiful that you have that on display. yeah. And again, here, coming in, taking a tour, this place is inspiring. You make me want to spend money. Yeah.
you just spend money. You definitely .
just spend money.
Because if you don't spend money.
like what's the point? And have is beautiful watch the cardio watch .
for ti watch that is a lovely watch precisely. nice. But yeah, let's got taste.
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you ends the best.
You know, I know.
yeah. I let my wife pick up almost everything when I have nice sneakers on, generally my wife bottom.
does. Does your wife comment on your clothing? SHE does.
But he leaves me alone for the most part, but should dress me occasionally to go out. basically. Teenager.
t shirt, I wear, t shirts .
are comfortable jeans. They are fort you. I don't give a.
i've ever seen you in a suit.
I were suits. Yeah, yeah, I have some nice suits. I've David August, maybe a whole.
I have like whole row in my office. I mean my my house, my my cloth that filled suits. I got a bunch of customer suits because I can't wear where are suits? I don't fit them. There's a lot of two hundred pound five, eight dudes just very odd shaped.
They don't .
make clothing gmp shortly. Yeah so but it's a nice fitted suit. It's a fucked and wonderful thing to have because just fits perfect all cuffs and everything you feel different.
You put that on, you know, we all the boys, uh, we we did a show in vegas. We did the mgm, the grand garden arena, and we did me and brian simpson and tony and I got them all suits. I said at all, get like we're doing vagus.
Come on, let's do IT red pack styles. We got something beautiful. David orgasms and Jimmy got want to was incredible. Was so much fun. Yeah, it's nice where you feel different when you show up with the suit on.
do feel different with nice.
Everybody look at sharp like a jamin with the shades. Come on, get the full pop fiction pony tail going on. But could you.
I feel though, what a suit. I've noticed this as i've gained some weight in the midsection, wearing a suit is becoming extremely uncomfortable. If you don't have like a very kinless tight body.
right? If you get stuck .
around here, IT bind you t way in my, in my weight, where the suits I got right now, I gotta work.
And yeah, will you and me .
about not go away?
IT doesn't go away. The only way to go away is native pasta. That's the only way. The only way for me nautile sta and booze. If I cut way back on the booze and no pasta, my body just go and travels back to Normal.
I'm in the process of trying to get you back.
and it's so hard to avoid that food. The food is just like if it's in front of me, I just have a real problem.
You you're like to you like to eat meat. You find that the meat is is helping your physician, yeah, I just eat meat.
Yeah, definitely yeah. Because me is very satisfying. Meat has was called the high satire rate, which means like when you eat IT, you get satisfied when your bodies had enough.
But I would say this, like if you gave me a stake, just a stake, sixteen and stake, I eat, i'm good, I don't need anything else. But if there's a ball past next at stake, i'm eating the past two. If there some bread and butter, eat the brand button, somebody roles out dessert. Of course i'll have desert.
Next thing you know, i've consumed you know fifty hundred extra calories that I didn't even really want or need to just get addicted to just off just stuff if I don't leave like there's like like my stomach literally will just stand out where I look at myself in the mirror disgusted like what have you eaten? Look at all the mass you put in your body. Because if you looked at, like, we keep your stomach like right here, Normal, my Normal stomach. But if you add that much food, which is how consumed that much food, easy IT just goes right here. And you just looking like you fat piece of shit, you lazy, slovenly, greedy fuck like a look, you've eaten.
you get any, you sweat at night when you sleep every day. I'm trenched.
I have A A thing called in eight sleep matches. cover. I have won. They are fuck and amazing. Okay, the game changer OK.
Do you crank that thing up to ten after eat a meal like them to cool off the body?
No, you generally if i'm sweating is because i'm having nightmares. I I have some nightmares and i'll wake up. French, not in that thing, that thing.
But generally, I don't think I have woken up swelling since I got IT. I always used to wake up swelling. I would wake about wet sheet.
No, yeah, no. I I ate a read by two clock in the worried I get up, but like sweating. yeah. And and that never used to happen when I used to.
I don't remember what I have, the eight sleep thing died into. But I got right there, the sweet spot. I've tried a little too cool, little too more. I'm, but now I got that right there. I sleep like a baby.
Do you have a heat up in the more in the morning?
I think IT does. I think it's on some sort of recycle. I'm not exactly shall not remember how I set IT up, but is a bunch of different options that you can do and you can even have a different option for like you or your life. He likes a warmer or cooler.
It's nice now it's been a game.
Change from does make a big difference. Yeah be taking care of your sleep as i've really prioritize that, especially recently because, you know, all in the club and being out late. And I was doing two shows a night, which was also a lot.
I was too much. I was doing six hours a comedy a week, just doing three nights, just doing tuesday, wednesday, ursy, two shows a night. But he was, I was too tired.
I was burnt out and I wasn't get in the proper sleep because I get home shows over not like to authority or something like that. I get home hanging out with the guys at the club. I get home like one thirty. And then I start writing, and so I write from one thirty, like four. And then I have to get up at ten to work out and like.
this is too much you right material .
that yeah, that's right. Well, yeah, I almost always find that are most productive when everyone in my house sleep. So I don't have to like, dad, you have to think about anything.
You know, did you do this? Did you put that away? Is this where's the the thing? No, I don't have to deal with anything. The dog sleep everybodys cool. I can just sit in front of that fucking computer and thank you know and that's the only time that I have like free rain in my house where there's no one awake so I get my best. And also, I think you jacked up when you get off stage and if you just hold under that, like your brain is already kind of in comedy mode, your brain is already thinking.
yeah, I for me, I do a voice message. I record the site now, listen to IT afterwards. But as far as like creating, I mean, I feel like after ten o'clock the whole body shuts and I I got two small kids or maybe that's why yes, but yeah, I mean, nine, thirteen, ten does and talk about the two shows. I mean, used to do two shows with my my eyes closed and now it's like the second show it's, hey.
are you invitees?
I take supplements like a multivu in i'm sure I don't .
have a dialed .
in tired yeah and I just constantly have to .
have ships .
of caffeine throughout the day to stay alive. That's that's around that you look like you wake up ready to go. I got this whole .
vision .
of of what your day must look like. You must spring out of that and go give me IT. I I already talked about ever to shoot that.
I don't think since i've known you, i've seen you yon. Kids, bro, you constantly look awake. What is IT? It's health.
the the water, it's all the above supplements. definitely. That's a big factor. I take a lot of items I take.
I take athletic Greens, that's one thing I take, but I take a whole sweet of different vironment. I take A A bunch of different things, like vitamin d, vitamin k, two. I take things for eyesight. I take just facial oil, I take creating, I take a lot of stuff. Okay, yeah.
I took a three or four vitamins once I swallowed with some water, I cough, and a puffle White smoke came .
out of my mind.
Think the bodies rejecting the to be a slow process.
as you don't want to die, right into the amount of vitamin, amount of variations I take, is like half of this coffee .
cup everyday is .
a whole cabinet. It's fail supplements I pull .
when you travel with you. Case supplements .
have a bag. And in my bag, uh, most of time when I travel, there is a company called pure and capsule tions. And they make these packs like athletic pure pack.
They are great for travel, very easy enough to think about, just rip open the pack, take those vitamins in your good. So one among the road generally you get at a coral is two ty. He's round. He wants to buy me.
which is the first. I've never had a dog. It's a labor .
dool and extremely intelligent .
yeah but they likes me. What I know look like love my wife. My kid doesn't like you. I don't know just it's it's not as excited to see me as maybe my wife and kids ceiling and just very perceptive on the maybe he wants .
to meet the man. Is he the man .
of the house is becoming the man as he have balls you keep his body don't don't know that's one of I think the dog trainer said, just keep on .
yeah the whole ideas. You don't want unnecessary puppies, right? I agree, don't let your dog breed, but be with your fuck and dog like.
But if you take your dog's balls off now, your dog doesn't have any test test anymore ah they develop hit problems and joint problems. They are tired all the time, just like a man. If you take his balls away, they become a unique. That's what you do in your dog. It's just i've seen people do IT and then I could I wish I didn't do IT like Andrew huberman said that he started given his dark test test because he gave his dog um he got dog fixed and then his dog was like listless all the time and so it's like he felt terrible and they start doing the research on IT and looking into IT and like all you need more dogs do just like people do terrible for them.
Yeah, we will keep us not impact.
I had a vet to told me that, yes, one vet, a great guy, and he was like, don't to IT don't do IT everybody says to do IT like you're not going. You're not taking your dog somewhere and let your dog breed with a bunch of different dogs and have puppies just that irresponsibly. So your dog has a nice yard.
Your your good dog owner. You're with them all the time. Like, don't worry about IT .
don't do IT attention.
Yeah, just the whole idea. Just not that mean people are responsible. I can't go to the dog pound.
If I go to the dog pound, I will have twenty dogs. And my dog, you know, my dog is perfect, is awesome. But I, I just, I love dogs.
I, I would have. I would many. yeah. I was like dogs.
I would have as many dogs as I can. I love them. They are just pure love. And if you have a good relationship with your dogs, with dogs love you and you love them, it's like every day I wake up and I say to my dog, good mornings, sir and he goes, wu, he starts to wimped IT and wine and and wagon, his tail fifty miles an hour, and he goes around circle als and and we hugged IT out, I kissed him and I rub is belly, said, we have a morning ritual.
I'd love dogs. Man.
nice to change your life. They make your life feel with love. You know, cats are cool, but they kind of a love.
You know, they want to be pet, and they, they go away and they are cool. They just want to go outside and kill something. Your dog is like, your friend I hang out with you like, I take him to work is like, we to work.
You going to work every day. When I bring out the ball, I think he's gonna bored with the ball. I bring out the ball like today I came up with the ball, but nope, every day, like the pocket ball, he's got a ball.
He's running around circles jump and up on the inter. He steal the ball from me before I throw IT. amazing.
Yeah, that's what I hear. A lot of dog owners you know so well.
not yes.
I plys just saying i'm get, I don't know. It's the color I can end.
I ell fell like .
a chemical .
product focus. Do IT ell like.
嗯, i feel, I feel, I feel. Do you work alone? I feel like you .
don't work alone.
Do you work on .
do you work alone where, no, barely, I know, be offensive because I will get offensive or smell terrible, but I wear a natural deal with no illumina minute knowledge cause.
you know, yeah, I don't, I don't know. I don't know. You don't smell at all? No, are you sure?
cosme? He does well, I I don't .
have whatever IT is that gives off any type of body elder, I I don't have.
You've been told this by someone .
just like to do this on. I gotten sweating many at times, and I have that my, the is no, so I don't I don't eminent any older volume sweating interest.
Maybe you, I can smell good.
And believe me, i'm very keen and orders, right? So if I smell anything, I make sure that .
taking orders are interesting because, you know, factory senses they detect changes in smell. They don't detect static smells. That's why people that live in an area like with a slaughterhouse, they don't freak out like my families to live in pennsylvania.
And when I would drive from new york to go visit them, when I would drive through these areas with farms and slaughterhouses, fertilizer to fuck, terrible smell in the whole town. Like, how can these people live here? They don't smell IT.
Oh, the nobody older gene, that's what you have. People have the abc. C eleven non functioning gene variant, have dry ear wax and little to nobody older.
Now i've known this for some time that I nobody order, but it's nice to come on the show because there's always a reference put up like I could. I could look that up. I never looked IT up. And here, comm, and you walk away now and that that you don't have the gene that emits older.
yes, some sort of gene expression. interesting. I wanted with them like benefits. We were talking about this yesterday, like people that didn't shower. There was people that went their whole life without bathing because bathing was considered a send. IT was sidle and you wanted discourage you.
Where was that about that we're reading IT was something religious, right? IT was IT was about like royalty, all timing people, but the same aggers is that? What was that? When is whole life without bathing at all? His whole life no bathing .
image and that guy I.
M like image what is as all smell like, what a fuck did have you .
gone recently in the last ten years without taking a shower or cleaning yourself? At least that did you miss the day?
I've missed the day before yeah yeah, but generally no, because I work out so if I work out, I wish hour, I was an alcohol hol plunge and so that, no, you just drench its way. You feel like shit if you don't wash off a little.
No, I I agree. I'm just I I think I might be shower and too much. How much shower? Well, Normally two showers in a really, sometimes three.
I feel like you. I feel like i'm going to go to dinner, say about my wife. I feel like I can't take the day shower and bleed.
You want to feel nice, put .
the watch on the.
So do you use the eight sleep thing? Does that help you?
Well, it's again, I got to say, sleep is supposed to monitor your sleep, right? I got the orring exposed to monitor, right? You know what I need? I need accountability. I need to send the data to someone and have one.
someone change to the style.
have them analyzed IT and go out. You know what the problem is? You're wake up at one o'clock in the morning and that's disrupting your sleep.
But I got all this data. I got an apple watch. Oh, i've learned three hundred and ninety calories.
Okay, what does that mean? You know, like there's no I have a lot of data. I don't have lot of analysis, right?
Have a trainer, have a trainer yet? Maybe you get a nutritionist, you get some bread, get a nutritionist, someone who you could show the data to and to what you don't.
Wrong, right? I need someone to hand over the data then therefore.
like companies that do stuff, okay, yeah, you get that done. Yeah, we should do that. I bet the late night eating things a real problem. That one makes you feel .
terrible late, okay, like some say, right, you should have dinner at five thirty, six o'clock and after, you know, if you go to a Better around nine, nine, thirty, I mean, what's a late night meal for you at one o'clock .
the morning last night I was cooking elk stakes. One up in the morning yeah.
You then you up to four thirty.
I was up to three. yeah.
I mean, as long as you're not going to sleep by figure two, three hours, I think two, three hours.
a good time to go to bed after a meal. Yeah, a couple hours.
yeah. But i've done IT like where I eat and go bed and I like, is this how thing? So did you go for a walk?
Go for a walk. Neighbor.
I just say something I mind walking.
B, O, yeah. That is from Andrew w again um brief post meal walks in blood sugar regulation so they explain the simple yet large positive effect that a brief post meal walk as simples that may sound the data impressive and IT is impressive stuff. I forget exact what the numbers were but you should thirty, thirty five percent change in your blood of the level is by taking a walk around the block after meal.
Pretty amazing with all this stuff that's out, right, all this information yeah of how to live your life. And you took into a tour, you get to you the the pank, the son. I feel like at this age, at fifty, all the stuff that you got ta do to prepare for the day by the time you're done with IT, you got to go back to bed at again, right?
So time you work out, do the cold plunge in the son you in the tank, and then it's time to go. It's time to go to what all the ship you ve got to do, right? Used to be just work out for an hour.
You took a shower and you went out with your day. Now I got to go emerge myself and water. I ve got to go sweat. Then I got to go float a tank.
But the tank takes a lot time, but the other things don't take. The flow tank takes a lot time, but the other things like cold plunge as three minutes to my day sa adds twenty minutes to my day, twenty five extra minutes of .
my workout it's IT I wasn't looking for a time break .
down jaws just but .
that doesn't take the whole day but i'm just saying the amount of and but but the .
time .
is also done. It's time for dinner.
No, no, you get things done. Man just said you're exacerbated you doing that. It's the way you do humor. I feel exactly. It's plenty of time is plenty of time. We just don't waste to like today I wasted an hour just throwing through instagram one of the rare days I just felt like indulging myself my fucked see, it's going on the world but in nonsense some interesting things but just a bunch of nonsense for a whole hour .
just wasted Sally. Yeah I mean, there's this time there's mind nummi things that you do to kind of like t what ever Carry yourself through today. I'm just saying twenty years ago, nobody knew about any other shit right about what you is sweating and what that does know you know what internet you could throw up you know, before the internet, if we were talking about walking, right, we would just go again.
Now walk is good for you next. Now we we get a whole study up on the screen of how walking is beneficial to you. And this that the other thing i'm just saying, with the amount information out there, sometimes I feel a little bit overwhelmed going, how much do I much I got to do to get through the day?
Well, that depends on how you want to feel. If you want to have a lot of energy like I do, you have to do a lot of things. And I I firmly believe this, the reason why i'm so productive. And I think if I didn't do the coal pointing, the song in the workout and the vitamins and the eaten healthy, i'd be a completely different human being.
I know it's that's .
why I wouldn't .
have the energy. No, I get IT. It's just that there's a lot you .
got to do yeah there's what you got to do like .
I see people on internet sweating so then I like, okay, do I got to start sway is the steam room that I got at home? Is that not enough to a couple? You could limit, express, breathe in sweat a little bit and then I come out, right. But okay ay, but now do I need an inferences? A because now I got to get the sweat that's inside that's see what's happening though the infrared .
sawn is probably very good for you, but there's not a lot of data on IT like there is with the traditional dry on a traditional dress on, there's a lot of very beneficial data. And they think about the difference streets, steam and songs. You can really get steam hot enough because you will cook, because it's just too crazy.
You know, you can get one hundred and ninety degrees steam shower. You'd literally go in there and skilled your skin, but you can get one hundred and ninety degree, dana, and you go in there and you really fuck and sweat. And that's when your body develops all those heat shock proteins because your bodies reacting to IT overheating.
So IT has to do something to sort of mitigate that effect. And that effect of mitigating IT is what's so beneficial for your life. I mean, there's a study out of finland, they did a twenty years study that found that using the song of four times a week for twenty minutes at a time, and I think that was one hundred and seventy five degrees low ers.
You're all cause mortality by forty percent. That means stroke's, heart attack, cancer, everything lowers IT by forty percent. And this is a long term study of many, many people.
So the the hundred ninety degrees is a lot more beneficial than the steam. And good bath .
is good, everything is good, getting your body to heat up is good because he gets your body to react. And that is the same thing that develops. Those heat shock proteins are really hot. Bath is very good for you. If you can get in a nice heart, especially you get some absent salts in there, you get that magnesium.
get a really hot bath, wo very, very good for you. And I don't know if you've ever done this.
but i'm doing.
I got a little spray battle of magnesium. I spray and on my feet at night, and I put sax on a at move.
No, what do you do that?
So i'm lying again when you try this on my guy time. Right now, what I do, I don't do research. None, none.
I see that. I go, you get spring the magnesium we put in sexy. I go try IT tonight.
It's no google search.
No google search. No, not that could be killed on me for all I know what i'm doing magnetite sac sleep because that .
seemed to have a change in the we feel.
again, haven't done IT consistently enough, but even find out of this is helping me.
right?
So on my guide, IT does like things kind of on the wim, and there's really no consistency with IT.
right? Let's look into IT for you because the magnesium football that are now interested, what is the deal behind that? There is definitely multiple product being sold for as magnesium oil for your feet. I didn't see anything necessarily made saying me to keep socks on. Two.
I threw a sax. I just .
because .
I don't want magnesia am .
all over the best. Yes, that's a good of .
now that's what i'm doing. And like my wife is even spring my feet and my one she's like really make .
easy on .
your feet. Is this what a relationship?
So I don't know if you, the internet probably don't even have this information. I thought, like on a random, there was an instagram video.
Well, I would imagine that get absorbed through your skin, just like the flow tank. Thus, the flow tank is a great source of magnesium, because a thousand pounds of absent salt in the water and your skin absorbs IT. So I imagine your skin absorbing that stuff.
You're spring. He doesn't s like a supplement. Well, yeah. So not good absorption. But IT works a little bit. Ocp or some of nerfs cx magness, I will sleep that right? It's a good one for sleep.
Yeah yeah. I know if sometimes I get those iv english magnetic and .
there I feel exchange .
relaxed the the iv again, this is another thing people do, right? Oh, you're going to a bag of whatever thing. I don't even ask. I just give me a bag. what? what?
You and I get IT right?
Don't feel any different.
No, no. You will have you sick. yeah. If when I tell everybody, if you are down, if you're feeling shit, you run down.
Get an iv vitamin drip ital. It's a game changer, especially with hydas of sink invitation. Ca, you get an ivy vitamin bag and you will feel way Better.
Billboard was sick as a dog when I saw last as, like, how even sick for us. Like, two weeks. I can't check this colleague, please listening. I just do this, get a vitamin iv and he he text me the day is like doctor rogan, he goes, he fixed me is like, i'm gonna that from now on and from now on, any time you said you feel like shit, get a high dose vitamin C, B twelve of the whole deal in a bag, you will feel you feel much, much Better because he gives your body the tools that needs to fight off whatever the .
fuck is trying to get you. Yeah, john Watson, i've done the bag .
right right.
Well IT as IT hadn't .
out .
well IT IT, it's help, but not like where I came out of the like. This is what i'm thinking. If I take the bag and I got a cough after I take the bag, the craft should go away. I don't want to cause any right. And if the is still there.
have you ever done? Nd, no. Nd is rough.
How do you say IT in nuclear tide? A D nite, at dinner at nine die. Nuclear tides. Uh, yeah.
So N D is a supplement that you can take that actually helps your telemeter them, which is a sign of healthy, healthy bodies and Young people found in all living cells, and is called a die nuclear tide. Because IT consists of two nuclear tizz join through their fast first groups. So he take that in an ivy bag.
And generally, most people do IT over a long period time. You do IT over like two hours. So you just watch a movie because it's very uncomfortable.
The yeah the nad .
is very uncomfortable. It's very uncomfortable for a stomach. Makes you like, okay, if you do IT quite, it's like it's a intense feeling that most people .
don't enjoy what's the what's the benefit?
There's a lot of benefit. This is a benefit for immune system, is a benefit condensed vely. You feel much Better. You you come out of IT when your bodies were planning h with that stuff, you just feel fantastic, okay, feel really good .
something else.
But that's one that needs some time unless you can go hard core. And just like deal with .
the unformed in my life. Is hard core.
interesting, interesting. Do you have an aversion .
to hard core things? Hard core for me, hard course comedy is what I do.
One thing, thing.
thing we are all in on comity. Other than that, outside, I wish I was more interested in dollar into things a little bit more deeper than I have. Everything fit with me is a little bit on the surface.
Do you really wish that? Because I feeling, if you did wish that, you would just do IT right?
Yeah, i've just wish I had the, I don't know what IT is inside me that would know, make me want to learn more about, like, I like cooking, right? But I don't die so into IT where i'm coming up with recipes and just look, look at a youtube video, make make the fish and is the fish. But I don't take IT to another level.
I don't go get the beautiful knife for the pots and pans and all the stuff that is goes along with cooking, right? My interest level is surface. Rarely does a go underneath the surface.
You know, they really got into out here is cooking over wood, like live, like actual hardwood, not just lump charcoal, like getting wood and using an offset smoker. And slowly searing the stakes are slowly like cooking mistakes rather, and then searing them at the end over the coals. I take the calls and I put the calls from the hardwood and underneath the grill.
and then see if the shit out of IT. I hear I hear that yeah and my brain is going to explore like I that's too much.
It's true, but we're all difference.
No, I don't over all different. But like, do you know the kind of world yes.
that IT live you want oak, generally live oak or h you want um if you want a girl hotter, you like a lot of guys like my sky. I like my ski and oak, those in my two favorite. But i'll tried Cherry.
I'll try some different woods. Some places you can go to get hard woods just for because there are so much barbecue out here. Yeah, these companies that i'll just delivered, cords of wood.
your house OK speaking a wood. No, I I got a pizza of. And my goal is to make pizzas, not as easy as people might think to make pizza from scratched.
And so i've tried multiple times, you know, i'm the again, my guy that i'll try IT again and hope for a different result. But i'll do the same same thing I did before. right? right? Just open magically.
Oh, it's gonna come out as my pizz don't even look like pizza. I don't even IT looks like that the shapes are unrecognizable, right? I can't even get a circle on the nam thing to work.
I work at all, just it's not liable enough. So when I put IT in there, half of a cheese flies off into to the stove. I bring IT out. It's a mess.
Why don't you get premade?
Do I tried to primate dojo? I do. And for whatever the reason, I can get a circle with the thing I tried this. I bet if you .
went to like a real italian pizza a, they would show you how to do IT again.
you went there to listen. You teach me something. I come home. I forget her for a ship I learned I don't have any retention or comprehension and anything is this .
always been the case, always been the but comedy. That's like, interesting. The one thing you are successful I had like super successful that you've like focused .
entirely and no more focus. The focus I have is for comedy. After that, the focus wage because I feel like I just don't have that's .
probably a good way to live. Yeah, just said to be casual almost of your life and be intense about one thing that sounds like a good baLance. How is anyone?
Well, I would like to learn more things as I even like kids. Now you could teach your kids how to do the artery, the artery thing, you know, hunt thing, you know, how to hunt, right? I'm trying to figure out what. What am my passion to my kids as far skill sets as a concern?
Yeah, I got me talking shit. Talk and talk and IT. My k are really good talk.
In IT, he says of body things, when it's fun, we have a fun house. It's like a lot of fun shit talking always. That's always good.
Then they make fun of me too, which is fun. Like there's no, you know, I could never make fun of my parents. There was none of that grown up with fucking ya ah .
we had that relationship of my parents.
Yeah, you can be italian parents.
No, no, we do. Yeah, I love in around and so make .
IT fun of me all the time. Like, it's hilarious. Your daughters.
yeah, they're funny.
they're fun. They talk shit and they know that I like IT. They know that I laughed.
So everyone is like we have a good time, but they talk shit to each other. They are friends. It's docket.
Shit is fun. It's like it's it's a fun activity. It's one of the my favorite things about a Green room at economy club is that everybodys talk a shit.
You go back there, everybody's boston balls cracking on people, guys and girls. Everyone's laughed in all just like shit on each other and and it's it's hilarious. It's such a beautiful full environment, you know, like a Green room of economic club where you're round a bunch of good people and everyone's laugh in the world.
Jas up because you're about do shows. And so I wanted, I wish you were in last night. I wanted to take you to the club.
Yes, I wish I is so much fun.
man. It's such a great bot.
but here's my thing with that, right? Here's my, here's my this .
here's my take .
on the Green room. And I generally tend to retreat and just listen to everything that's going on when comedians get together. I'm never the guy like center of attention or or or contributing to the fun. I've always been the guy that just kind of comes in quiet and listen because I don't I don't know a lot of the comedians intimately enough to have that like comfortable. So if I walk into you like here, I just added the show with sign fold, npr, gatti and jim gathering and we all back stage, I tend to be the one who's I listen yeah and I try in every every now and again I don't have to be the guy that comes and kind of like piece is on the the room that's actually good that's .
a good trade yeah yeah yeah and also when you're around those guys like, k, what a great time to sit back and listen you get sign filed neighbour ci and gym gaffey .
room together we get that yeah so .
we had a great time but i'm just when did that's that's crazy. I was going to say, like, look at you. You look like an arab, doesn't you look like you? When did you turn into a guy from post? What is photo put filter on you that does not look like you and my right Jimmy, no, no dark. The guy, he came off a yet there's no other way like the same guy but I you .
don't even look like you like .
in that thought, you look cancer, don't get me wrong. You look great, but you don't over you.
No, you know what that is. Everybody else is White. The what? When your next to .
gym a balancing, he looks like a Normal color in that, which is wrong. Look, look at that. With that, at least looks like you. That other photo did not look like you.
Maybe was the lighting, joe, but that's me. I was there.
I believe you. I one hundred percent believe you. I'm just saying that I go to the last photo, Jimmy. I'm not lying. I go, that last photo, get the fuck idea that you some do that works for the sadi rabin government came over, make some sort of deal to try get comedy to go over the middle east. I know lot of guys to do comedy in the middle east and give me a list of shit you .
can't talk about. I did IT oai with bunch comedian .
that scares me. A list of shit you can talk about, like, what if I slip up? But this, a moment in the crowd, was about yells of that out. And I think you would be funny to say up then and web sees is .
a lot of editing .
now you're in jail. Yeah yeah um who had a problem with that? Um who was that? Someone actually went to one of those middle st.
Countries and did a gig and almost got arrested. Was that eft? Yeah, he he the only thing that saved him, I believe the story was unbelieved IT. That thing had saved him as some of the royal family thought he was hilarious. They didn't have a problem what he said at all. But I think he called someone, sir, when you're not supposed to calm, sorry, supose call your highest or your excEllency and referring to people in the audience and talk king to them and calm me, sir and then they were trying to rest him afterwards yeah you that even like .
I thought I was something now .
wasn't even that's why i'm nervous. Like that's not that mean, that's not even anything crazy. That's nothing .
but your brand of humor. Did you take that and did you do corporate? And that was in your style? No, no.
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Everybody that ever, ever known that's done a corporate after they do, they go, what did they do that ron? Wages did when this is the worst book and experience in life.
But they offer me SHE had lot of money and I said, is that I keep say no, but they kept coming up with higher numbers and eventually I said, yes and he was fucked in terrible tony hands. Scrip just did one. He said he was fucked in terrible, terrible.
You like him. So I I gotta ask, like I don't find a corporate really I really don't want a corporate ah you have had those awful corporate .
gigs where you is. I just ran into sandler. He told me he a dict corporate gig. Ah adam sala ah they paid to see adam sailer. They knew adam sailers need to be there is still sucked.
It's the environment. Sometimes it's like you're walking into whatever they just had their break out meeting and in their common and a whole, it's comedy, but it's just a different vibe.
They're all scammed about their careers, are all networking. Yeah, fuck and make him a little backstabbing. Ves.
but you know, you come on out on that. You know you can I do material about what they're going through during the three day sales meeting at defintion, right? You know, so you kind of relate to I actually I I don't mind them much as comedians like corporate this. I I actually don't mind.
the j loves them. Mean, that's where he's made the majority of his money. J you know? J we know all those fucked and Carry has never spent up dime of his senate show money. No, never. And a done puts IT on the back amazon, that money, all those cars at all, him doing gigs.
Well, air, you didn't grow up with money, right? So value your super successfully against this money. Was there someone that taught you how to manage money or how how to look at money in a way where you're like, okay, I have A A good grasp on this.
Yeah I mean, money manager or what have you but i'm just talking new relationship with money. Is they like, yeah, we're here, you live IT up spending or is IT more like, do you ever think this is not gonna the most popular podcast ever? Or do you even.
do you didn't think that way? I don't think that way. I never thought I would be popular in the first place.
When I first start doing that, there was just me and Brown red band, my fuck of living room like. And then comedians, joe, ideas come over and bravo comes over. R, I comes over, which just haven't fun, just talk and shit.
I never imagined I didn't plan for IT. Like when everybody has those vision boards. And like this is how you become successful, you have to manifest IT.
I don't manifest this at all. Zero most successful thing i've ever done by a long shot put zero of management into IT. The all i've done is just keep doing what I enjoy doing and IT turns out other people enjoy too.
That's IT. It's just talk to people like yourself, talk to funny people, talk to interesting people, talk to people I agree with, talk to people I disagree with, have civil conversations with people you disagree with things it's good for you too. Just all I do is just do what I enjoy doing. If I could do is for free, would still do IT OK I enjoy IT.
So you do this podcast, you have no aspirations of the zero. The hugest .
thing of I don't even have any aspirations for growth. I don't time .
next year focus what doing?
Yeah, I feel like everything else is a distraction like as long as you're making enough money, you burn counted somebody wants um and I never forgot that he said and we were kids, we were in our tours he said the only amount of money you need is so you can go to a restaurant and not care what things cost. Everything else is bullshit.
If you ve got enough money and go a restaurant, you know, worry, just order bottle wine, order me, order whatever you want to eat. You not think about the Price. He, because that's real freedom, because everything else, like all the other shit you forget, that's all just because becomes complicated, you don't need that which you just real freedom is the freedom to not worry about your bills.
That's the real I experiences that leap, that jump um when I got a development deal. So I was like, I guess was twenty five, twenty six, maybe twenty five. I got this development deal from um disney and I was like one hundred and fifty thousand dollars and I couldn't believe that I had one hundred and fifty thousand dollars is not and I felt like a physical weight lift over my shoulders because back then I was a road comic.
Do a gig on thursday. It's two one of box. You do A G gig here, hundred fifty scrape together enough money so you could pay your bills and eat. You were always worried about gigs, always trying to fill my book, always trying to call booking agents, drive canadian drive to jersey, where where I got to go to make some money.
And IT was all just trying to stay alive and trying to make IT right, trying to become like, like, I didn't really think I was a legit professional comedian and could go away. And so I got that development deal. And he was the nudity st.
Film in the world. IT was like, I felt wider, felt lighter. And then I was like, oh, that's the key.
Like, get the monkey off your back. Get the bill monkey off your back and that's the real freedom. The real freedom is not being rich.
You don't feel any different being really rich other than the stuff that you can do then. But the way you feel in the day is the same way you feel if your bills are paid. That's what you want.
All that, all the shit is like. The other thing I noticed when I moved to california was the first time I had a nice apartment. And I ll never forget this either. I was sitting in my apartment, and he was a beautiful place in north hollywood, had laugh at a pull table in my apartment like, this is amazing.
How is this real house? This mind? After a while, I just became my house, and then I realized, like, oh, this is the same feeling I have when i'm home that I had in my shady apartment in new york is the same feeling yeah.
So like all this is home the same feeling? It's not Better. It's not worth the amount of money that would cost if you're like renting a house, it's way over your budget.
You're doing all burgers to try to pay your bills. It's not worth that. It's it's what's worth that is if it's comfort.
If you have a TV, you have a nice bed and you can cook your meals, you're good. That's what you need. That's all you need.
Everything else is just like the amount of effort that you have to put in to make the amount of money to get. All these other things leave you in this constant state of anxiety. I think people just get lost in this idea of constantly making more and getting more and chasing more.
And I just concentrate on what I do. That's all I concentrate on. I concentrate on work, I concentrate on company.
I concentrate on U, F, C. fights. I concentrate on podcast. And I don't think about those other things. I don't think about the direction of my career at all.
No, that's a great way to look at things because the only thing you really have .
control of is what you do you put out .
yeah so you being a pioneer in the podcast world, right? You in mark man, and I feel like a .
adam curry was the first adam curry with the rational mtv vj. He's still got a podcast now he's excEllent. He's a good friend of mine and he he's the number one guy.
He's the pod father. Okay, he's the pod father. He three named IT they started off together. Yeah, they started doing that years before ever did IT and um yeah market has a little bit before mine. Adam corolla the first because adam did IT off of radio. So adam had that radio gig where he took over Howard stern slots when Howard stern went over to series.
Remember that so he had this morning show and that morning shows doing real well until um do remember that you have a talk radio station in ally before podcast was like tom like this was in um was a bunch of good shows yeah and that also made me think about doing podcast too. I mean, I didn't know that a podcast was ever gonna a thing, but I was like this a talk radio station. Now I talk radio got so big mostly because, how are I think but because but there was a whole station where you could listen to the station that was all talk radio all day long.
There was a science sky on there late night. I forget that what how his name was. But yeah, you're right. There was like a station, all these kind of.
嗯, cool talk formats .
and what i'm saying is for for me I am not so versed on the history of podcasting but for me, I just remember you as being one of the first guys .
yeah with the first okay.
So now you're here. When you look at the landscape of podcasting from when you started to where IT is now, do you go? Wow, this is amazing.
All these people are doing IT. Could anybody do this? I feels like he feels like everybody has a podcast. I feel like there's a specific skills set to podcasting. Do you look at what you did early on and what you're doing now and go well, look at the growth is definitely not Better.
And finally, Better talking to people and it's the skill you learn IT IT makes you a Better conversation list in the real world for sure.
makes more considerate. You want the podcast you are how you part .
fifteen fifteen years somewhere .
around .
there closing on fifteen years?
yes. So I took fifteen years to get IT to yes, obviously been successful for longer .
than but IT yeah took a long.
a long as time. And and I think nowadays it's just there's amount of time you got to put into something in order for you to be a gym. yes.
what? no. Even just the entertainment landscape. As I look at IT, as entertainment changed where now we're looking at the phone and we're looking at somebody do something crazy at their house.
There's a guy have been watching this insane. His name is he's catching and eggs in his mouth, right? Do you see this guy insane? insane. I get the name in the same shame. The sky catches .
eggs from how far away fifty .
ards they are, throwing eggs in the sky's mouth. He's got .
the best mouth .
on the internet. This guy is chock and meals.
Cat.
mouse, this is a skill so much. And I like .
the market combine.
Is he's that catch all .
of no is catching .
him and it's spit them out. yes. Oh my god, that's the saying. One of these guys throw at fifty who throws a .
marsh ml of fifty year? Yeah I think they're like x. There's like x for power players are the guys are thrown guys in routes, catch marsh mills .
in his small this, this is crazy people to try to block of. It's crazy, is catching the water. That's amazing.
Okay, so that's a skill. So i'm watching this now, right? This is entertainment now.
okay, it's a million years. The same shame one S H A Y display s .
in this more I been looking to.
sky would have never thought that that would be a thing. Oh.
this is a real feel. Well, this is real fool. So has any as entertainment and your eyes change where it's changing, where this is now, what people are watching, instead of maybe a movie or A T, V show.
what's definitely consuming a lot of your time? If you look your screen time, like you look my screen time on my phone on an average day, i'll be more than four hours. And how much of that is domes growing? A lot, a lot.
So that's entertainment. So would i've been watching television during that time? No, probably not. Because you can take your entertainment with you now, which is even more distracted.
Yeah, but you're not watching you said did an hour of instagram yeah you're not watching like a movie or a daruma sometimes yeah. I mean.
I spent a lot of time doing that too.
but I do that in certain places like I watch a documentary on an airplane or I watch something at home, right? But I generally don't take my phone and i'm walking around a house watching documentaries because you sit down, you would sit down and enjoy that. But this is something that I would probably, if I was on my phone from the kitchen to the bedroom, I watching a guy can catch. yeah.
But my question to you is, okay, if the internet, social media wasn't around, do you think that guy would be around? You think you would be doing that. But do you think this was existing thirty years ago where somebody was shock in Marshalls and catching just for fun? yes. And we didn't see IT.
There's probably guy in the neighborhood that could do IT and everybody would come back over and watch bob march most of his face. Yeah, i'm sure. But I just never would have been the discipline that IT is now where this guys got like fucking the guy is blocking them and is you can left and right and catching marsh wells in the air with his mouth is pretty impressive stuff.
So do you think the social media, internet sponge type of stuff, one hundred percent.
one hundred per yeah, one hundred percent IT is a new form? That's another thing you could say about podcasting too, because before podcasting, no one thought that the time when you're driving or the time when you're at the gym is time that you could be entertained by something other than music, right? Most of time, unless you listen talk radio, of course.
But now the podcast thing is like you could posit in any time you started in time. So if it's an interesting podcast and you got a to our road trip, now you're occupied. Now the road trip easy because now you're drive in, but now you're listening to some funny funk and share and show ideas, tell stories and it's great.
I mean, so this like this area of entertainment wasn't available. IT wasn't being utilized before. And so what podcasts are really good for is that allows you to be entertained and occupied while you do in other shit. I don't think most people who consume podcast just sit there and listen or sit there and watch.
I think a lot of times, like maybe you're cooking while you're cooking at your buds and you listen to a podcast or why you driving or what you're on the fuck and trade million or board, you get to the listeners and interesting shit and that I get a lot of messages from my friends that will tell me I was at the gym and I was listen, in a shame that was alleviated. You guys were killing me like that kind of stuff is or hey, is this guy with that power plant, you egyptian pyramid c guy, you believe that? What do you thinking about that? I was in the gym was kind of freak out.
So he gives you the this opportunity for entertainment that didn't exist before. That's not it's not completely useless, right? Like there's scrolling for stuff.
The guy catching marsh mills in his mouth, i'm not get anything out of that. It's fun. It's interesting.
It's kind of useless, but podcast are not you know you you do get to see in on interesting conversations. You get to consider ideas that maybe you never considered before. So IT wasn't available before. And because of phones and because everybody had is so easy to get a podcast, everybody has access to them.
Do you listen to pack css? Yeah, all time. Are you going to them for, uh, comedy or more information? Podcast.
which you're fourth day. I listen a lot of different podcast. I listen to, uh, podcast that are comedy podcast. I listen history podcast. I listen to podcast about science. I listen to podcast, you know pretty much everything hunting podcast, you know which are very valuable hunting part because hunting is IT seems easy, like the idea seems easy to people. It's not it's really hard and there's a lot of things that people learn along the way on in their journey of hunting and they're explain IT to you and so if you encounter that, i'll say, oh, ruby Warren said when you do this, be careful that now that's in my head, you know so just like it's a way that you can accumulate information yeah.
then I listen to this huberman.
Yeah.
he's great and half of the stuff goes over my head.
He's heart. He's heart. You got to even when I do pod test with him, I have to make notes. I make notes and I ask him afterwards and you know but he's very fact base and he's a great guy too.
I have to ask you talking about him a new playing view. Do you ever have somebody come on to show where you're nervous to have them like form?
And this is, oh yeah, definitely.
Who are you nervous to .
interview Roger penrose, nobel prize winner? He is. This is a brilliant mind.
And older, you know, so i'm like, how is this conversation going to go? How do I engage him? I don't want him to feel like he's wasting his time here.
So I I want to be prepared of good questions. And I don't know how much the experience those guys have on podcast or how much experience they have at all with comedians. I don't want to fuck around too much.
I just want to just get the most out of him that I can get like I just want to try to like massage wheels, ask the right questions, be curious about all the right things and be informed enough to to know what the right questions are. Yeah and what i'm actually and also very fascinated by his researchers are really it's like having an opportunity talk to a brilliant person you know like because he's done a lot of research in the big bang. He's got a very interesting thought about the big bang that he doesn't think the big bang is in the beginning of the universe and that's something that a lot of physicists are considering. Now it's very fascinating stuff. The idea that the universe is eternal or much older than we think of this.
Yeah, that's crazy. Be a million. And you get so many people, different people, coming in here comedy the doctors to what you you like a you do have .
to adjust yeah to .
every different personal is .
an art form. But IT makes you more flexible as a person to .
conversation.
It's Better. I like it's a lot Better than the way I used to think before. Start the podcast two thousand nine was very closed minded. I just was doing IT just for fun. I mean, I was open minded generally, but not like I am now. I wasn't aware of why I thought, what I thought and what my biases are and why why I think of things in certain ways instead of considering them from like a broader perspective.
But when you do a podcast, you have force to do that because there's a lot of times when I even if I agree with someone about something I have to take the position of, somebody is skeptical and asked them a question like, but what about this? Yeah so instead of just confirming them in us existing in a eccho chAmber, i'll try to offer consideration like, okay, but why someone could think of IT this way? Do you think of IT this way? Ever have you ever tried to think of IT this way? And just like, see, you know how the brain works? Everybodys brain is, you know, they're different.
You you have children. One things you find out when you have children is, but well, right out the box, there are different people. There are different people. It's fascinating. And you know, you need to kid dane's four.
You like like that smart kid, interesting kid, but you didn't get to see that kid with his brother and his sister and all of them coming out the same woman and go, this is all from the same father. Like this is not they're totally different things. They have different personalities, different likes, different, different strength. You know, it's really interesting.
Yeah it's crazy to see, I mean, my daughter, my son, the differences between them and you don't really notice IT or don't really pay attention to IT until you have kids of your own and you actually see a go, ow. This one's out going. This one shy.
Yes, this one likes piano. This one likes tea ball. So it's like, and even me of my sister, you have brothers and sisters. Yes, I mean my sister and I, although very similar, also very different um and it's really crazy as a parent to and also you want to give them structure.
You want to give them kind of the best things you grew up with from your parents and then yeah, give them to your kids well, but also want to see them flourish in their own personality. So on the parenting thing is, no, i'd take IT extremely serious, like I I want to give, I want to be there for my kids. I want to, you know, I I don't want to work so much where you know like even even coming to Austin taxes for podcast or going to dallas for a show like .
yeah you have to think .
about yeah I never used as I would be like booked just get IT, just booked IT and now it's more like, k, are we coming to this run? You going to come to right?
That helps a lot. That helps me a lot. If I could take my family with me, I take them with me a lot of times on vegas, U, F, C trips .
to.
Is a fun place to do stuff. You know there's other stuff we could do before the fights start like I don't know you ever done a escape rooms, ever do skate rooms? No.
thank you. I had, i'm castro's ic, and this just happened. Me really .
don't get that tag, then don't get that. I really deberry .
IT happened to me on an airplane. Oh no. Sit at the window.
see. Just overcame me. Get out here. Oh no. Ever since then, like I get, I have to have an ele. See if I go to a theater and want to show I have a cap confined.
came out of nowhere.
I had nowhere at an airplane well, and I had to go in the back for two hours and hanging out with the flight. And did you .
tell them what on?
I listen. I'm crawling .
out .
of my skin. I'm sitting next to two people. I feel like i'm trap.
They can get out so very anxious now if I get on an airplane and here's one, okay, go out. Hate, hate to do this. But there's a family.
The father's like you mind changing seats so my daughter could sit next to me. I said, where's the? Where's the seat and is the window seat? I like, I I can go over at there because i'm close to phobic. And of course, he was looking at me like I was making that up because I would have, right, you know, I mean, somebody told me that I with my daughter, but it's so bad where I just, I can sit in at the window.
He could always just ask someone else. You know, he could just ask someone else.
Yeah, but but you .
were by yourself.
I feel like, I feel like I let him down.
Yeah, i'm sure you did. Yeah.
i'm never that guy. I'm always very cool.
Perahia always move seats. I'm always worried about other people freaking out like there is a video that just want virtually ally of some. And he was going to take the plane down.
These guys stood up in the man, you see that guy jammy is a few lately. That's what I always worry about. I worry I about someone freaking out. I worry about another person that you're gonna to deal with.
I feel well with somebody to people.
to b someone. He had like a little knife hit me and he start a couple of people. Yeah, he he was saying that he was gonna everybody out. good.
I feel if you are on an airplane and that's happening, you would be one of these guys that would handle IT. Right now there's .
a problem with handling IT is um you're probably going to get sued and you might even get arrested IT depends on how much damage you do you know you could permanently damage someone. You you people are very flippant about beating people up, but you could easily.
permanently dame someone. I believe you saying you have that I think that instinct you like. What's the problem where I I have more than instinct of? Is there joe rogan, on the point I was .
on to play once in a lady to ask me if I would help her, because these two guys were fighting. One guy I got in first, and he put his briefcase above this other guy seat, and then he SAT down. And the guy who is right behind that goes, no, no, no, that's my spot.
That's my seat. That spot over notes, not it's first come, first serve, put IT somewhere else. IT was open. I put IT in there and he goes, no, that belongs to my seat. And then they started getting like blegen with each other, start getting like to the point on, my god, this to fight in first class and so then this fuck and lady who is the um the flight attendant SHE came in and told them both he was going to have to remove from the plane, sit down and shut up and then SHE came to me. He goes, if anything goes down, you're onna help me right?
Because I like what .
you want me to do because if i'm going to help you, it's onna, get real messy. You going to say that you said I was OK for me to do that to that guy like you. You know not going to like, not going to play nice.
If you're on a plane and you ve got to take someone out of a very short amount of move, it's going to be very violent. You got ta debilitate them. You got to like take them apart right there.
You can't like, hope that you can hold on to them and then they relax. And then what you go back to your seat, then I got to you get ta put them out. Yeah you you got a, you got a worse. You get a risk as you're talking about.
I feel like you're going through a bunch of different moves of what you could .
possible to be violent if if you're got a guy like that with a knife, you not go grabbing that guy and not just grabbing that guy and bringing him to the ground and and holding them down, you're gonna beat his fucking brains and you're gonna stop his body from moving because otherwise it's dangerous like you're in a position where you're being forced to use violence against some irrational, possibly schizophrenic, who knows what the fox going on with this guy? He could kill everybody passed your stabs fellow traveler with weapon of pens and rubber bands on seattle. T to vegas flight.
Okay, so what's going?
He fashioned a hand made weapon before launching an unprovoked attack against a man seated across the aisle.
You free flying used to be so he .
developed, made a weapon out of his pants. He title his pants together and held onto them. wow. He is said that I planned on attacking and killing him.
The defendant stated, jesus Christ defendant felt the mafia had been chasing in the last few months here so ago so his schizophrenic and you know they don't have fucking scans for that when they are bring a in all during the interview that defended, admitted to the FBI agent said he was trying to stab cr in the eye to reach crs brain to kill him okay, instead he he's protecting a seven year old sun. That's also the victim's wife was also hurt the attack as he was shield in the couple seven year old sun cheese's Christman. So this guy just decided that this guy was in the mafia that was coming after when he snmp s and he wants to kill him.
What's going on on airplanes? Why is there all this violence? Now think on airplanes.
First of all, there's a lack of respect for authority that came with the whole deep on the police thing. So there's like people are more bligny towards authority. So you have that and then you have the the general heightened level of anxiety of the population post covered went up substantially COVID fucked a lot of people's lives up.
We got lucky. We were very fortunate. We make money. We were able to make money during the pandemic. We had enough money to be good.
Okay, a lot of people that on the case, so so many people lost their businesses. So many people lost their live with the hoods. So many people have A A deep distrust for the government in the world now.
And then there's this thing where people are being caught toled for being mentally ill. Or you, you're, you're almost like having a mental illness is something you can talk about. IT makes you interesting.
So I think people encourage mental illness, they encourage breakdowns, and they do IT all the time in the real world. And so they think they can do on fuck complaints. And then he got genuinely mentally ill people who are just out of their fuck and minds really shouldn't be out there in the world.
And you know, they think the movie is often when they're making a fuck and handmade shank while they're sitting in in sixteen a know the whole things and not and IT, just like I think people are just much more on edge right now that they have ever been before. And I think a lot of IT is a function of mainstream media. You're being fed every day.
The worst shit is happening in the world, gaza, ukraine. You the fucking in oceana's boiling. Oh my god, what is happening? Putins doing this and g ging. Paying is in control of that. And the fuck and borders of fanta, you know, it's just like everyone's on edge.
So you get all those people who stick them in a fuck and tube and then you fly through the air where there's no one that's really there's no authority figure on that plane. There's these women, these poor women or men, or whoever they are, this flight, they have to fuck and deal with these people. And most of them are just regular people.
They're not mean they do have, uh, those guys that hide undercover that their own planes occasionally. What do they call those guys? Yeah, yeah.
What do they call them? Air Marshals? They stop doing that are great course.
They did all the security right? Get all the security to to get on the plan once. Sure, on the plane.
No security to the security. I walk around whole foods, making sure you don't steal an apple. You're thirty five thousand feed up.
And what I fly, the ten is gonna sub. Do a guy with the, with pens. I mean.
exactly who's going to get hurt along the way. What if he did stab that? You know, jesus Christ, you know, even in my ties and got ta fucker to fight on a plane, some guy kept fucking that may turn around a Peter, show the guy, and now might get sued yeah, you think I should go to this, should ship that guy somewhere. What's terrible? You got to live here now.
Would you take on this time?
And I go back and forth. Um I don't generally like the idea of fifty eight year old men fighting IT seems crazy risky at this point in your life. You're you're definitely to be slower. You're definitely going to be. You reflects, you gonna be slow, you can take shots as much.
But I don't think that a fifty year old man today, or fifty eight old man today, is the same thing as what we thought of as a fifty year, eight year old man when we were kids because of hormone replacement. So because of nutrition hormone replacement, science of recovery. And they've got mike tyson doing everything.
He's doing all kinds of things. He's not a regular fifty seven year old. And then you see him hit the pads and you go cheese's Christman. I mean, this is a terrifying human.
Mean, he's still fucking terrifying hitting the bag, hitting the pads, that he still has the ability to deliver those punches and if any one of those hit anybody, they are fuck you're fuck he's not it's not like his punches or you know thirty percent of what they used to be. They're like eighty and ninety percent of what they used to be. Here somewhere in that range is probably a little slower than he used to be. He used to be insanely fast. There's a video of tyson hitting the bag as a nineteen year old, and he's thrown these combinations like.
and these two hundred ten pounds.
two hundred fifteen pounds thrown on combinations like sugar. I lanner like, it's insane to watch. He was so, and that was a big factor in his success. He does not have that kind of speed anymore, but he's still fast, is not slow.
But you I mean, we're just we're watching a fifty eight year old man crazy right now now a few thirty forty years ago that I was not watching the we are the world documentary and i'm looking at the people Kenny rids is in that and i'm going public sixty years here, right? And I look at forty seven, forty years old in the we are the world so the the aging process has, I mean that there was no way fifty year yeah twenty forty seven.
That's crazy. You know that I am that's crazy. He looks .
he's ten years .
Younger than me in that video. Yeah, yeah.
So yeah. The fifty eight year old man.
now Young as Billy joe, tina Turner. William elson .
like Young then willing hundred.
This video, no. Now I know .
how you really nice. So you're right. Fifty eight years old is is very different, different. What was four?
And when he came, forty five when he won the title, forty, thirty, was thirty three or thirty six when he was coming back and was mom, and then he beat Michael more. When was forty five years old? He is all this man to ever win the heavy way title. And that was before horon.
Yeah, I think this is a forty five old four.
No, yeah, is it's similar. I mean, former wasn't as fast even back then, as type. Now still fast.
Be smaller too. George is a very big man. George is enormous. He has hands though, like the his face, like the sizes of x they're fucking giant fists, which is a big factor in punching power.
You know, this was George, at forty five years old, a Michael Moore, who was a sensational, light heavy weight, was kind of undersized as a heavy weight, as a light heavy way. He was a fucked in a sin a, but George caught him with a one, two and put him out at forty five years. And the fighting was losing. And Michael ore was out boxing.
But here, here, even forty five.
you don't like a.
he don't was like, no ties. And fifty eight now.
right now, he was much slower. But George was always kind of slow. He just has thunder ous power.
He was never like a real fast guy, like a or. And he, those other guys, he was just thundrous ridiculous power. George is terrifying.
And I don't know the intents of boxing, but is this slogan, paul, is he a is a legitimate boxer.
a legitimate boxer? Yes, people mocked me when I was saying that before. But now I think people coming around and the way I look at IT, I say if this kid was not a youtube, or if he wasn't some guy that you knew from the time he was like sixteen years old on youtube, and you just saw him box and you saw him knock out former see champions, you saw him beat legitimate boxers or beat athletes and beat a bunch M, M, A fighter.
You to this kid can fuck and fight. He knows how to fight like it's not it's nothing he's doing looks wrong. He's not like stickin.
His heads strait up in the air and wing in punches of the eyes, clothes. He's fighting well. He looks good. And if he was just an up and coming boxer that was this exciting, like, highly promotable, like really good at selling fights, even like this kids of the future, he's really something special.
And the fact that is willing to fight hand, even if tis fifty seven, just the fact that is willing to actually take a chance. And my ties are not being able to do what he used to do because that's what he's doing. That to the gamble is like there's not a fucking chance in hell that jack paul would survive against the my ties in the beat marvis pressure even that's my favorite, my ties and fight because that was mike tyson before he won the title was abc vivo sports. And joe fraser was had been talking shit about tyin that a business is problem, he beat. And so he had a son fight tyson and IT was an .
execution.
IT was an .
execution. One atlantic city where IT lasted one.
Let's watch IT because it's one of my favorite fights to watch days because it's tyson in his prime where he was fucking terrifying. He was so fast and he would do angles and he was bob to weave and you couldn't hit him and he was just calm and actually, and he was Young, he was twenty years all the time. He, he was, he couldn't be stopped.
No one had the solution. And I I submit the damMartin, the marketers, and one, the title against travel burbidge. The mike tizer beat Larry homes. I think that marketers is the best heavy wait of all time. I don't think anybody fucked with them.
He just he didn't maintain that form and you want to losing the bus to Douglas and but it's I look at fighters when they're in their absolute prime like what what did you what have you ever seen that was Better than this? And with my ties, and I never seen anybody Better. I've never, ever seen any fighter, even all in his prime, even only when he was cashes clay.
I never saw anybody who looked like mike tyson in his prime. I think you just you can't maintain the kind of focus that was required to be this guy. Look at mean Marks, looks fuck and terrified any should be cause he can't knows.
I mean, marvis was a good fighter. Marvis was a good fighter. But this is just a terrifying mismatch. Like if I had if I was a veggie odmar er, I would put this at a million to one and like kasa break his leg like k to fall down and twist and ankle like otherwise his so tyson was twenty and fraser was twenty five.
So do you think this is, this is the last we see of a guy like a tyson is another type out there? Or is that .
they can always emerge, the combat sports, always. So this is the beginning in the fight, like you just move and forward and face, just try not just bob and weave and find his openings, but might never gives you any time. And ever gives you any time is always right in front of you.
And IT just measure in you. And it's just a matter of time before I catch you in here. IT is being.
look at this all. Wow, oh.
wow. I grow. He just puts him away, just puts him what? It's an execution.
IT was just a matter of mike tyson closing the distance. This mike tyson, as fast as he was, as hard as he hits. I maintained he's the greatest, yeah, the greatest heavyweight ever like that.
My ties and those fights were, you wanted to see executions. You didn't think anybody was gonna at him. Everybody, he thought, looked like they were about to die when they were in that rain.
I don't think we see this again. You never know .
IT can happen. J paul's favorite. He's a favorite. Yeah well, he's twenty seven years old and he's a really good boxer. He's he's a very good boxer like he's a legitimate professional boxer.
He thought Tommy fury, who's also a legitimate professional boxer, a real good one is, you know, he's tyson fury Younger brother and he lost a close decision, but he was a good fight, a real good fighter against a good fighter, he can fight. But if that mike tyson from marvis for asian fod jake paul, jake pa's dead, he's dead. He's not going to make IT. So you have to say, how much as my tyson lost from that twenty year old die in the thirty seven years since then, which is create every thirty eight by the time they fight, he will have turned fifty eight by the .
time they actually find yeah but that's the best gets right? The best is thirty seven years. You've got to feel like it's IT. Yeah he's lost some.
but has lost everything. He has lost everything. Yes, you seem hit those pads. So what? He has not lost everything.
but he's lost some. But coming from the best, yeah she's now like maybe just Normal.
right? He's still not Normal, but he's still like a professional heavy .
way boxer is still terrifying coming off the best I still think he he wins coming off.
it's hard to say because you'd never bet on against a twenty seven fight.
I just what I have in my brain, I can get out is that like it's .
also his mind. You like my tyson's mind has switched over in the war like he was doing this interview and someone said doing, he goes, he goes, you look at here and you're twenty years like, what are you doing? I just see raw meat, raw meat.
He was eating on meat, goat, raw meat. Because because that's what i'm gonna at when I fight, i'm going to eat him. Raw meat. Yeah, it's like she's the choice. He said this fuck in he is that got of war mode and that he still got that in him. And i'm telling, if you keep giving that guy hormones and you keep giving that guy supplements and you keep and he's constant training, is this what you really seriously rome? What are you always .
remember to my me?
That's right.
Do you look like now? I saw the beginning of this interview where he had a shirt on, right? He was sweating so much he had to take.
He took his shirt off, and they put the microphone on a show, yeah, brow, he's in savage boat right now. He's in savage boat. I, if I was just power right now, I will .
be shitting my this guy and I, all the thing .
off it's experiences, said he is had as a conquer. You have to take those in consideration when a man has mashed men before just mashed men, like when no one can stand in front of them. That is in his mind, still, that's in there.
There's a dark chAmber in his mind that he can open up. And I think he's got IT open. The question is, can his body move along with IT? But that part of his you're clearly seen he's terrifying when he's in the zone.
I changed the shape of the table because of him. This table was, uh, we we had the table that was this size at the old studio and the the new studio. I was like, maybe we will make the table smaller.
It'll be more intimate to be closer to guest. And so we had mites in in when he was three hundred pounds, and he was just eating and haven't fun and smoke and weed. He was, I don't even work out, goes, if I work out to cite my itself to excite my ego and then I don't like that person so he just decided that he was just going to be chill, mike tyson.
And then he got this offered to fight roy Jones. Junior, no, so he gets an insane shape the next time I see him. The second podcast we do, mike, now wait two hundred and thirty pounds.
And he's got these muscles in his forearms. So we sit there and he's a different human. He's so intense that I was like, if this table was closer to him, I would be nervous, like I wouldn't be able to do my best job as a pod caster.
I leave this. The reason why this table is this with is that the second podcast I deal with my ties IT. Even Jamie.
what? Jammy, when might left? Jamie, like that's a different person, is a totally different person, right? I was, never was. The whole time I was so good that I close to the door, open for so intense. He was so intense. And that was a fight with road Jones junior, where he just decided, you know, to have one more legends fight. And he got, like, look at them, do he?
You get exact. You got both .
things play at the same time. Or not to say good, you had animal sy towards. So when you finally get your hands on them.
hey. What does that mean um when fighting gets you gets you erect, what does that me good question .
SHE means you're .
get excited.
Yeah so that that's going to your mind right now.
Well, I think I get when I was a kid and know sometimes I get the twinkle.
the twinkle yeah well, that's what i'm saying as like you reached a state as a human being, as a champion, as a ferocious fighter, you reached a state of of ability and of accomplishment that .
very few humans would.
It's it's like a lion when you hit in a bag when that hearts beaten again because i'm fired up right now your mike mother, fuck and tyson so when you do in all the city again, you're still my tyson. Those thoughts have gotta burning inside you again.
It's gotto be pretty wild. I don't know it's is well, but I believe is is ride fully so to be that way I is not how to um I don't think I am math IT but is not how to deal with IT I don't let the old .
White elm me now of course is a strange conversation to have because he was like so focused and so intense IT was an almost hard polling conversation out .
of them at any time. Did you feel afraid a .
free with all that guy? Kevin hearts set of best go. It's like me in a room with a lit jennie fox, just like like people let loose in the room.
They don't know whose that is. And James is going to play him at a use movie, which is gotto be terrifying like, don't puss that guy off. I never talk like that.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm curious. I'm gonna wash the fight. We're watch the fight. Yeah, not going to watch IT. I mean, it's a brilliant move by jake because like if he was gonna get anybody else people would watch, but with the same amount of people watch. No, no, this is the one, and this is the one with the old heads are all sit around and go back and wait he gets a hole of my tyson but he's going to regret that and all the old guys like poland form like, come on, mike, come on one more you got one more in you.
Why did we see a different my time? And then we did when he thought the roy Jones.
I think the roy Jones fight, they made an agreement not to punch ahead. And pretty sure, because I watch that fight carefully many times, and a debt never looked like he was targeting rose head, which makes sense why roy agreed to the fight. You know, I think they are probably made an agreement.
It'll be like a real boxing match. But just don't knock me out because rois, a smaller person, much smaller, roy was the at, is very best with one hundred and sixty eight pounds. And then when he was wearing one hundred and seventy five pounds, and he didn't even have to cut weight, he was play.
He, roy famously played a basketball game, a full basketball game, the day of his fight. Play a basketball all game and then went and boxed the face off of somebody for twelve round. You know, that's how good roy was in his prime.
But roy was one hundred and sixty eight pounds in his prime. He wasn't my tyson size. My life is fucked and enormous, he said. Just a different mass is the with the density is terrifying.
And if they are older guys, I can imagine them making agreement, because if you watch the highlights might never punches him in the face. And even if they do punch to them in the face, IT seems like like and small punches, you know, almost like spiring shots. It's not like anybody is like really like winding up, you know what really, really like throwing everything at IT.
This spy doesn't have a stimulation.
No, do not believe that's the case. I think this fight is going to be a real full board, one hundred percent five. It's not even an exhibition accounts on their professional record.
So it's a professional fight. OK, yeah. Is there eight rounds? Eight, two minutes around? yeah. They made IT two minute rounds because times is old, and they they were gonna sixteen nounce glass with the down to fourteen.
I believe at the case, I think they are fourteen hours club, which is not not much bigger than a regular glove. You know, regular glove is ten houses in the heavy division, six ounces and lighter divisions. I think there are eight in some divisions to, but most like big guys use ten out clubs.
Yeah, it's again, talk about the change of entertainment even in the boxing world. We interviewed dinner on our podcast and he's got them. Sure you are the slapping.
yeah. Think right. yeah. Is that just. If I slapped you right right now, right. Uh, is that different than taking a punch?
Neural, no, Terry, before you. Yeah, you did. They're basically agreeing to brain damage. They're agreeing to let each other get slapped in the head because you have to get slapped if to stand there and get slapped.
And the only thing that can save you as if your slap is so good and you win the coin ton, whatever the fuck I do decide who slaps first. You slap that guy unconscious and it's over and that happens. Guys get slapped on immediate.
It's you're literally taking a full on blow to the face. Your hand can hit pretty hard if you just think think of that. You try to doing that with your nuckles.
It's hard to do IT hurts. IT doesn't hurt at all. When you do that, you can slammed so you can really fuck and slap someone.
You know, guys have knock guys out. Slap on them many times is not hard to not. You could kill someone at boss routine was a one of the, you know, all time greats in MMA.
And he started his a fighting in the organization called pancrates and pancreas in japan. This is the early days, but we, like as the uf c was just emerging, they started doing fights with no gloves on. But they said, instead of punching, you could only slap.
So what boss routine, he's got very flexible risk. So you pull his hands way back like this and he was basically just punching you with the palm of his hands. So he wasn't thrown him like you would think like a bitch that he was thrown on punches with his palms.
He was upper cutting guys and knocking among conscious with his palms. So that is what you're agreeing to when you're standing in front of a guy and let a guy wap you in the head, you are agreeing to getting you. You could easily get Caroled, easily get your job broken, easily get your eyes socket shattered.
Are these x this is boss. So look C, I drop that guy with that palm strike with the way he throws IT. It's like a punch.
Boss was a fucked and animal. He was an animal like terrifying human being. Great guy, but man in his prime, he was just destroying people. He was one of the first high level strikers that made his way into a big martial arts, and he eventually became in the U.
S. C. Heavy champion. What was the k.
Box boxer from helland? The motherland of taxing, oh yeah, some of the all time grades came at holland. Yeah for one for whatever a strange reason, IT was like a IT was a background of cocaine and a lot of them got a kick boxing and moitie and there's a guiding roman deckers.
He was like to this day, one of the most legendary moitie fighters of all times. This due came out of holland and went over the thailand and just fucked everybody up. Ever, ever heard of the moon deckers show romo decor highlight real.
He was like a mini kick boxing. My tyson. Yeah, is is he was a monster because a lot of the guys that went over the thailand, they were bigger than the ties.
But romo, deckers was the same size as the ties. But he was just fucking for rochus. Look at this mother fucker. He he kicked guys so hard that he hatred his ankle so many times that he had to get confused.
And his doctor was like, you have to stop fighting or, you know, you're gonna lose your foot and IT was like, gay, yeah, whatever. Just fucking boat. This thing down so I can get back at IT again. I mean, his highlight, real is just fuck and terrifying is just his malling people.
But these kicks, right? I mean, doesn't IT hurt the kicker as much as IT.
not as much. But IT definitely hurts. I mean, especially if you hit the instep on like an elbow or something like that, yeah, but shines shins are pretty good tolerating pain.
My J, I mean, I I, I hit my shine and my bed frame, i'm down. Yeah.
that's just but you get conditioned, you know, you get conditioned to the point weekend. You can bang your change against friends.
Don't these guys train on trees?
Yeah, it's train of banana trees in in thailand. They're the kick banana is. But penna tries are pretty soft. You can kick a banana tree and they they give out they give a little bit when you hit them. It's not like a regulatory.
I ve never seen a banana try and know.
been around a banana try. I kicked one just to see what I was like. I seen a lot of videos of these guys kick in him.
Yeah, there is not the worst thing to cake. IT gives a little bit so there because the gifts see how gives when he's kicking IT. It's it's flexible like you could actually train on a banana try is on a bathing to train on right.
And hf, yeah.
it's IT moves. It's really not that much different than a heavy bag IT just looks crazy because like my guys kicking the three yeah but there's a heavy bag like we have a heavy bag out there in the gym. It's uh, my friend Kevin ross gave to me and it's filled sand and that's just a condition your chance that wants horrible that when you kk IT like .
h what are usually it's .
cushion like there's foam and then that depends on what the stuffing is. Sometimes they stuff in with rags and cloth and stuff like that and how idea is it's really packed down tight and it's heavy. So it's like one hundred and thirty hundred fifty pounds. It's long and you could do lay kicks on IT and but the sand one is as hard as a rock is is d third and you do that just a condition you shines. That's the one you be practice on just a condition yourself.
Wish I could do some of the stuff with the i've always wanted to get into a fighting just for self defense, right? But I have a dept. Ched my biceps so I know I have holes in my my arms.
I have no, no bass up. Why I have a bye, but just not that the short one is, is gone. How did broke up? And no. But what .
really nothing happened.
There is no trauma that I could point pinpoint that this happened. Now I I have kids. I was putting them in the car, maybe from now, to feel nothing really looking in the mirror one day.
And I go, I brought my wife very go, is there a hole in my. It's nice. Sorry.
let me see. Oh, wow, i've seen guys have that before. Um my friend mattera has that he is like his byline when he makes a byline like half of IT is missing OK it's like IT curled up on one side that .
is a fighter yeah yeah yeah. I'm a comedian. I got to hold in my .
arms that is od, but you have .
most year buy up yeah the .
same side that want did you go .
to a doctor? Yeah not know about IT.
But he said is detached and you don't know why.
no. So then i'm thinking that I got some weird mediterranean type disease where, like.
he starts attaching .
people from. My dad got IT really, but he put a luggage in overhead compartment. That's what his snap, his bigger biceps is .
living in his is albom jesus.
you get that xx right away.
I M like, no trauma doesn't need to make any sense. No sense, everybody. I know it's done that like it's usually boxing or judge to or lifting way to do something like that. It's painful as fuck instantly there's a video of a guy doing curls and as he's doing curls, his bics snap and curls up you see like, yeah, it's horrible.
terrible, hard and i've had the same thing. It's painful but I have no pay doesn't .
range emotion either.
You can think there's no problem. But now i'm thinking, can I even work out the bye p because i'm afraid that one's gonna snap no.
you should. Because if you don't, the bay sap is not going to be strong enough to do the extra work that's required missing that other one. Yeah, definitely.
You fine. You're fine. yeah. You could do everything. You just get to get strong, just a strength in all those surrounding tissue. You're fine.
What's the ads of a guy who doesn't really do any strenuous noten is nothing like to lose both of these BIOS s fifty right? And now I got IT in my head that everything is in fall.
So yeah, but you you haven't bought, lost your biceps. Your biceps are there. It's like whatever the other thing is that attaches does not there anymore.
But I don't think you need that. I think you fine. I wouldn't worry about IT.
I legitimately I won't worry about IT. I would just start working out. I just like get really into like strengthening everything around IT. That's .
especially .
things you can't fix IT can fix, but matt has everything that is a black bone. Judith and his bips wayworn in years, his is pold all the way up to the top. So like at the bottom, like you when you make A A muscle like this par, he doesn't have this part.
Yeah he is flat. And like a little bit up here. I've been a bunch of people have that OK. That's a common thing.
Yeah, i'm just shocked that IT happens so early in life that IT doesn't make sense.
That didn't hurt at all. That seems weird, but you seem like a full .
range emotion. Keep active. But I used to love bay steps and and there's still there. I used, but no alone in a mere look to shut off.
No use do my shops.
IT was like, like my favorite, my favorite exercise. It's being in, oh yeah, I .
literally never do that and never do bips ever.
Well, the growing up, that's what we always just do. Twenty thirteen, four years .
old .
girl.
I don't think that will affect you. I bet you can still do. Bye p girls, no problem at all.
I bet your bikes will grow. I don't think it's a problem. This is a problem.
Okay, I don't know what happened. I don't understand that. That seems weird. And maybe I feel like that happened when you were away Younger, just changed a .
dramatic esthetically would see you just noticed .
that one day.
one day in my hair, drop my arms, looked in the mayor, is that I thought I was a shadow from the thing that must be a shadow. But now it's is a whole so home and I didn't catch in time. I merely .
to use IT fell part.
give .
muscle. It's just quit idea. Do you have a trainer? yeah. So how often do you work out?
I do about three or four days with the trainer, and I do two days polarities no nice, which has helped my psychotic. So I started three months ago. I have a psychotic a two and half years, affecting everything, including my comedy.
Because i'm physical, I like to move. But the pain was relentless. And oh my god, got that. I didn't want to get the surgery .
was IT dissect to me. They were trying to get to .
do IT was I don't know what exactly because I don't listen and I don't know anything as far as like the research, the guy told me what I was my, okay, out the other right? But the noses, a spine, that's what was happening and what not. So in some l three, l four, l four .
that help you A A lot. There's a thing called the the decks. Uh it's uh it's one of those um teter h products or you you hook your legs this thing and you lean your body forward, you know those ones you hanging by your ankles, those are good.
Those are really good. They're great for a lot of reasons, but this ones is my favorite for low back d compressed sion. This thing right here, we have one out there i'll show you, is call the dex D E X two um it's an inversion in core training system.
But the thing that IT does the best is when your legs are supported. You know you can do like back extensions and stuff on that, but I really don't use IT for that. Mostly what I use IT for is just decompressing.
So I get on IT. And all your weight is now on your size, and all the weight of your upper body from your hips down is just decompressing. And you feel IT pop like I lying IT IT goes pop, pop, pop like i'll feel IT decompressing it's amazing.
I love IT and IT. Also, you can do back extensions when you're on that same incline, and it's really good for strengthening those. And also sometimes that helps me loosing them up even more. I'll do a set up back extensions on and then I really like deeply relax and let IT pop in.
Yeah, the compression of .
the back and spine is very important. That's why yoga so good because you're stretching and deep compressing things. And if you're tight and that really tight as you get older, like you keep shrinking, that's what happens. All people, therefore, in the space in between, their spine goes away and they .
get this hunch, and then they're in mobile. And I felt like politic defined by .
the is amazing, are very, very good for that yoga, very, very, very good for that. Anything we're using your whole body like that, you know. And it's for a lot of people, there's a lot of contributing factors that lead to SATA.
There's tightness of the hamstrings. There's tightness of the upper quad that also affects your lower back and compresses everything. Like when I have back pain.
I one of things that I do is I sit on my heels and I lean all the way back, back with my legs bent and IT really stretches out my upper legs. My thought, my thought, my quiz. And when I do that, I feel that in my lower back like I feel my lower back relaxing yeah like I feel stretching out. And then i'll do a bunch of other different exercises like that. That's what keeps me from out of that thing.
yeah. The importance of stretching.
I've found this huge, huge. It's huge. And everybody y's lazy.
Nobody wants stretch, even me, even I get done with the work out of my. I could stretch, I should stretch. I will go eat, and sometimes i'll just go eat.
But most of time I stretch. And when I do, I always feel way Better. Like before a big show, I always stretch, always in the back.
Yeah, I just lay down the floor, art, stretching. And when I do, that is like everything. This feels Better. yeah. Because the physical tension that you Carry in your body, if you can mitigate some of that, you just feel loser. You get out there, you feel lose.
It's just age really cropped up on me, cropped up on me. And so i'm doing all I can to to kind of combat that.
How old do you know fifty, when you see guys that are fifty that don't take care of themselves, though you see the difference that's scary, that scary when a guys never taken care of themselves. And then is fifty, and you really a year in a state of total that I could pull your arms apart, I could just grab your arms and pull IT away from your solder socket.
Is nothing keeping that thing in there like you just, you made at a yellow? Yeah, your body doesn't have any need to be strong because the device ates used, so your body just deteriorate this like sunk lump. And now you're in pain all the time, and now you get problems all the time.
You don't know if fucked an energy to do things that you want to do is, for me, the whole thing is mitigating mental illness, like mitigating anxiety and stress and anger. Get that out, clean your mind out and then make sure you have energy. The only way can get things done as if you have fucking energy, especially like writing, like you don't consider writing a physical health thing.
But if you're tired, you're gonna write is good. You're not going to have the enthusiasm. You not going have the energy like for everything.
You need energy. And there's like one way to get that. If have a healthy body, you have to it's like a part of the job.
IT should be a part of the job. I tried tell the fat comedians so like, I know you're great, but look, we lost the trees when he was in his forties. If Patrick was alive today, he'd have the number one podcast in the world purchase was alive today.
He'd selling out arenas. We've lost him because he just didn't take care of himself. That's IT the only reason why.
No, it's super important not only for the coming, but even looking at my kids now, i'm an older father, so I want to do those things with .
I kind of fun.
They went skin when we went looking in december. My, my wife loves skiing. And of course, I met the funk and mom on a hill waiting for the pitcher.
Know what I ve become or was becoming? Say hi to daddy. You like we go to disney? They're on the rides.
Do you don't do the rides?
No, and never throw up in my lap. Boodie rides, really? Yeah, all of them.
Yeah, no. Space mountain. Now, I, and this, this sounds made now so fun. I got a weak stomach job. Take the take off on on a flight, let alone drop in a, yeah, have a mass row, close ropes, bia, no biceps and and fear of rollers used to be .
allow worst now.
But i'm fine, i'm fine. I complained for the sake of come bst.
Yeah, you're back on here in August.
What do you do in an August in the city center? Great venue. Yeah, it's .
amazing. amazing. Yeah, it's a this is a great time for comedy right now. It's A A lot of a lot .
of big time comedy fans here and club in definitely to do the ship. I here great things about.
yeah, next time in time coming, hang out this for couple of days. We do shows tuesday, wednesday and thursday, or my shows. And this shows seven thousand .
eight a week. great. yeah. I want to make IT more of a meal next time I come on. Yes, I want to utilize the, I want, see if I could get in the tank. Yeah, yeah.
Are you could do IT?
I want, maybe may be.
I want to first, I want to really do IT. Yeah, no.
you know what baby steps I want to do and table, but I want to like, I know some people come in her, go, hey, you get an able like, do I I I can't do anything unless I do a test run right at home.
right? right?
So whatever you got here, what is rog? What is this? Oh, this is just nick. That's no, no.
What the, what's the good? I'm looking to get into a maybe an able every now and then. Well, california, a perfect .
place to do IT because you can get those nice ten milligram apples.
ten millions, you can, you eat. The whole thing .
is we try five, just try five.
And and what is is this the type of thing where you're like? Oh, this is great. Or or.
or the depends on how much I .
don't dark, dark. I about solar flare.
Do you hear about the solar flares? There's solar flares that supposed to reach us on the tent in the eleven to some mass. Coronal objections that could play havoc with our communication systems or satellites could shut down the power grid. Of one's big enough. You have heard about this.
Come on, like me, I barely heard about this.
A friend of man who is actually a legitimate scientist actually warned me about this. He said, it's really strange that we're not being told about the the potential impact of this earth prepares for solar storm impact from three cams this weekend. Solar activity is retire levels in the past twenty four or thirty six hours with background flux at or near m one zero.
I don't know what that means. Uh, the most significant developments from the sun include the growth emerging of regions three, six, six, four and three, six, six, eight, as well as the production of numerous m class solar flares and two x class solar flares. From what C, M, A is coronal massage can that are expected to arrive at earth this weekend?
No, but keep this up there. If this was me in this, and you said at this article, right, so read this about oso's flares, you know, would IT turn me off right, right from just visually OK. Three, six, six, four, three.
I see that in a paragraph. Aren't reading just the numbers along the rest. I am opposite .
whatever .
you read just now, then even register in my head. Clinton, even comprehended. Did you get any for me?
What I got is a deeper respect for these people that have they're not just watching the sun, but they've made regions of the sun so they can refer to these specific regions where the solar activity is taken. Yeah, I was saying the tenth in the eleven. That's what my friend was telling .
me x two point two three b flair.
He was actually concerned that his wife is going to be out of town while this is happening is like you should have food and you should be prepared yeah, despite this, go back up the the region continue to produce optical flares, radio birth and an isolated m cla. That's one of the crazy things about the sun. The sun is not static.
It's like. Like think it's good. It's all over the place. It's got these giant ejections that, that happened that could cook our satellite. And in the past, before we had the kind of infrastructure that we have today, there was A A big mass ejection, I think that they recorded in the eighteen hundreds that like took out communications for whatever they had back then.
You know, I like the sound. Do you .
like a ten? Beautiful ten? Are you a beach guy? You go on a beach on vacation. Love the beach. Little .
mexico beach. Five, sit down and my kids build little sand castle. Go to water. mexico. Be nervous.
Do you have about the servers? They just got killed in mexico.
why? Why do you .
get to the a shot ahead and told their car shot up in the hand throw down. Well, I met .
the beach would immigrate IT. And you're in a well with three, three gun wounds. Why do you going to do the visual for your comment?
I mean, I don't know what happened these guys, but should go.
yeah, can go. I can go.
Maxo, mexico suffered death, man charge confessed girlfriend a wow kill his studios over a car.
Their bodies .
were found dumped in a Cliff side. Well, six days after they disappeared, each of the gunshot .
to the is terrible. There should.
yeah, there was a fourth body that had been in a longer, was unconnected .
to the case.
I most of time people go to mexico. No worries at all. Yes, no.
I went down there once and I was worried, and I saw highly buried there. She's there. No.
not worried. yeah. I feel like you see how to bury anywhere. It's like, good, okay.
she's give me fun. yeah.
No, I don't know. I don't know.
Mexican worries me though, but it's just like it's control. By the cartels mean, the country is essentially controlled by the illegal drug market.
So you will not go to mexico.
I've gone to mexico. I love mexico. But IT is what IT is yeah you know it's it's a different kind, sketchy. And they think they're generally protective of tourists.
want to work.
and then the government will come down on them. If someone kills tourists.
IT could happen on the bow of art.
IT will I don't live Angels made. You can happen anywhere, really anywhere now. But los Angeles is a highlighted hood of shake side.
No, I agree. Like, like, you enjoy. IT been many of conversations over dinner. What do we do in here? Yeah, i'm sure you went through that prior.
What I know you looked out here for little, but I looked a good time to look here. Now is a lot of great houses are available OK. A lot of money came here, a lot of people came here, a lot of building got done. Here is a lot. I have a great real state agent.
If you're still interested. The growth is exponential. Yeah the light, the quality of life is fantastic.
That's much Better. Okay.
but I got off the airport in the heat and I was sweater yeah right at the gag and take that.
I don't know IT.
I don't like, I don't like heat. You don't like heat, don't like, I don't like humidity. So that is a big, big factor of moving anywhere, whether be florida, texas.
los Angels is .
pretty fucked. And it's like a kind of heat for me. It's comfortable. Yes, Better skin now, but maybe. And we've often tossed around his last Angeles, the place for us with me as I got a family. I got my mother there.
My sister is there.
What about Sandy ago? No, no, no, big, really. no.
I love IT down there.
I love florida.
florida, I thought about there.
I have fuck up, yeah.
harder than here.
I feel like if you go to one of these places .
that the data in for, I don't get me wrong, but I would if you you know, if you had to do like a statewide I Q test, IT might be disturbing. Yeah, oh yeah. A lot of people escaped to go florida. Four is a place of people ran from their past.
I just feel like if I go to floria running from pain and an exhibit amount of money in taxes.
that's true to and quality .
life might be Better.
IT would be Better. And that's taxes to taxes. Doesn't ough take taxes either. California is fourteen percent, which is.
it's insane. I is so high this morning I took a beautiful walk along your right.
the ATS.
And and and just like people, hello, it's it's it's a nice vive out there i'm not i'm not onna lie but but i'm ruled IT over the there so I was IT too .
yeah I know yeah but it's not worth IT it's not worthy to be rooted in a place of socks. It's just the conflict of feeling like why I still hear I have any that here I had that feeling for a while and even before the pandemic like toy really need to be here. But I didn't know another way to do IT was like there's no other way to do everything that I want to do. Podcast comedy. I mean, I like this is like, I guess.
is where I live from the time you started to think about moving to the time you moved. what? What was that years wise?
I ve been thinking about IT for a long time, and I live in call orado for a little bit in two thousand and nine, but I ve been thinking about IT for a while, but I didn't seem possible. But then when the pandemics, IT was like, okay, the whole world is different now. Now you've got to move like you get the fuck out here because I was gone sideways.
And I am of the opinion that once things start going bad, IT takes a long time, especially in a democrat controlled state, takes a long time for things to turn around if they turn around at all. And everybody has this idea of, oh, this is L, L is like that. No, it's not like that anymore.
There's burning cop cars and ministry looting businesses. They're letting people do IT. They smash and grabs are just telling you, you can't shop after six pm.
This is madness. We're going to get the fuck out of here that that was my take my tague was like, this is not the same ma anymore. You don't stay in your house walls on fire just because like pop, but it's my house no, it's on fire. You got ta get out. So that was my take and .
the family was on board.
Yeah, they were loved IT. Well, the kids were Young enough. You know my Youngest were a ten and twelve when we came here and um we got him to my real city agents.
She's brilliant. SHE took us to the lake and um the girls run a boat. We were all hanging out. We were jump in in the water together and swim in. People listening to the fucking and letter scanner.
People were saying and drinking and I was like, everybody has have fun and there was no masks. Where's an L. A? Everyone was like, terrified and locked down.
And so this was in may of twenty twenty. We were only, there was only two months in the pandemic, and I was already trying to get out. And then by August is over.
Here is like, fuck you guys and then um by october and dave and I start doing shows. We started doing shows at stubs and in november we started doing indoor shows here like cheese s Christ IT was and then IT was crazy. And then the influx, everybody started to, girl moved here.
Tony hinch Cliff moved here. A brian simpson moved here. Derek poston, a sona they moved here.
William comer moved here. Ron White was already here. Don't control moved here.
Tim Dylan moved here. Just argan crazy. Joe rosa just got a spot here. Jois coming next week. It's it's been amazing.
But IT had all those things had like take place in the exact right order. It's almost like he had to hit every Green light on the road. Just all the things had to happen the right .
way to be able .
to happen to make what actually took place kind of crazy IT .
is not that that this place, I mean, just look around the city, that mean, amount of buildings that are going on up. This is crazy. The only thing I do see, do you think the infrastructure of the city can withstand the amount of people like the roads and the traffic?
And that doesn't work on that expanding things. There's going to be growing pains for sure. There's obviously a lot more traffic now. There was ten years ago, but there was always, always been growing ah because I remember you know my business, honest honor was out here and so we coming out here for on IT. And every time i'd come out like over the years, I noticed like traffic was picking up more and more before the pandemic. You so but then during the pandemic, obviously there was a mass in flocks of people like we're getting the flock at california and that was the the biggest factor.
And are you it's a great move.
I not just takes have to decide because no, no places going to be like, oh my god, this is perfect. Every places gna come with a thing, but this thing is like also like weight epr. It's a wee cheeper to deliver her. No, you get more for your money if you turn to buy a house, and your state taxes are non existent, which is just way Better.
Because look of california, he was perfect and I had to pay a lot of money, but they kept the streets clean and if there was no crime and everybody's having a good time and this great schools and great social programs like this feels good of like i'm I made yam spying a lot of money in taxes. But man, I live in a utopia I love IT is also feel like that at all. No, I feel, are you getting fuck by? People tell you they gonna fuck you and they have to fuck you. And if you don't want to get fuck to, you're a part of the problem. Yeah like oh.
yes, I can.
I don't feel like that here though. I don't feel like that here. I don't feel like that when i'm in nashville. I don't feel like that when i'm in florida.
I think these parts of this country that haven't lost their fucker minds and people gravitate towards those parts where people like realized, okay, there's some real need for long order. There's some real need for rules, is some real need for, you know, got to have your fuck and ducks in a row. You can't let psychos take over the school systems teach nonsense like this.
A real is a real. There's a good mixture, and I think Austin the best mixture because it's a liberal city. It's a very, very progressive city that surrounded by ranchers.
it's surrounded .
by fucked people in the small towns that all you know driving pickup trucks and shoot and signs and IT keeps everything baLance yeah.
it's a nice baLance .
here because even the most liberal people here, they're so much more reasonable. The liberal people that I would meet, L I liberal people that L I were cult members, and they felt like if you were in on their team, you are some kind of annoy. And you know, you shouldn't allowed to vote. You definitely should lose your job.
The place to live, you going to argue when .
you come back in August, i'll take you around and be a good time to know if you hate IT.
because IT will be as fun.
August is going to be sweating and heart, but is beautiful. And the food, all is so much good food is so much good food. So much good food.
Now I come back, where will do a proper Austin run?
Alright to you for a few days. You got anything to tell people .
about a major tour. J, I called the right tour lot of stuff in something. So that started to I eleven, the north ford, Virginia, and currently shooting bookie.
Oh yeah, you're on a show with a choice show show.
show on max. Which second season were shoot .
and who all .
our dorsey and IT, Andrew anders, an epa leader, I heard good things .
about I heard a great show.
really fun show I want to .
watch and it's .
on max on max episodes on there right now and we're filming. Um but that .
kind shock Lorry that I can guys .
done at all.
it's not the bit is my families is addicted to the big bang theory right now. So my Youngest, my wife and I watch the big bank there. I've watched like a hundred episodes .
over the last four months.
It's great. I underestimate that show tremendously because i've seen clips online, my show socks and then you you watch, this is a funny show. It's a really well made show.
really great writer. And you know, I don't this is my first TV series. So to have this, yeah yeah. So I I didn't a pilot years ago with tony. Has a dad got off?
How was IT like being tony daas to grow up?
A tony das a taxi and I was the boss and play my dad and he was really, really good. But um that was a network show ever picked .
IT up and they making four camera.
like multi camera sims and yeah and that I don't know about networks um but ms.
Pat, yeah she's got a multiple ture. But I mean, do any network tell like what is on like network TV on like thursday night now what is IT all like the bachelor show?
Yeah I think that kind of shit reality may be shows.
game shows, reality shows.
But yeah there but yeah used to .
be also comes.
used to be also, I mean, you know you are part of that.
Well, that's why I like watching the big bank theory makes me feel like I enjoy there comes is a great way to consume entertainment. You don't see them .
my life. So was like, like a talk to camera. So I would do talk to camera, and I pop back into the scene so they talk to camera for me. Who was like, I could show my comedy a little bit here and then I go back into the scene. But the I want to see a comes .
are going to come back. I hope they do. If networks are smart, you'll put together some multiplies IT comes because there's it's still a fun art form. It's still a fun way to consume humor.
Yeah is and I will come back. 我 妹妹, 我是 maybe I also have a podcast, pizza best and show, which we are now.
They had to pay for me. I ve talked to the forever pizza.
Good dude. I can't believe that we.
you said before I saw you here today, haven't seen you in four years. Five is really two .
thousand nineteen, I believe, was the last time I was on your show.
So but i've seen you since then seeing you, seeing you at the store in two thousand nineteen. I think before the pandemic, I think I saw you yeah.
have two thousand. And twenty .
five years ago, yeah.
definitely out here is my first time right out here. But I want to tell you, congratulations on only success. Thank you. Even walking through this place before I came in to know, like, you know, I saw you at the comedy store hanging out in the parking lot and now you're got to know you're float in a tank in your own warehouse. fum.
Congratulations to you too, because I remember when you first started, I really do. I remember you your first struggles at the store. And I remember I saw you.
I was in vegas. I was working and in vegas, and I was in my hotel room by myself, flipped to the channels. And I are special. And I think that was a show time special. And I member tween IT like.
this was fucking great. No was great. You actually reach out that is really good stuff. Funny, alan or cargan, I was on a podcast and something sent IT to me and and she's like, oh my god, special was awful, awful.
When he first started, everybody at the comic store knew that they like, how did this guy get passed and I said they listen this going on. Fuck, I didn't even like, I don't think I was bad. You know, like it's funny.
Like what you seek you you are what people are saying. I don't know any. I, well, the problem you started out as .
an open marker at the comedy store in los Angeles, which is crazy. Yeah, that's like learning how to pray, play football with the giant. Like, it's nuts. Like that just the idea behind is nuts like it's a very, very difficult way to break in the comedy and so everybodys Terry, on the beginning, if they seen me six months and there.
oh my god, I fuck and slugs, like, get past but to hear that, hear IT wand and that to even know you shock is awful like, I knew I was like learning but I was like, I didn't know people were like, this guys should be pumping gas I I don't know you've ever had this your plant cast what would you guys north of twenty five hundred episodes? I drink way too much water right before .
the past during, oh, so you got A P right now, robed.
it's unbelievable.
Yeah, here, face, we can wrapped this up the tour, all that where where can the people find the information?
Basic life that come get your tickets .
to the gets.
It's gonna be and I not I can give anything away but i'm into um a lot. I like production at my shoes, not only the comedy but the experience. So we get some surprises and and in Austin taxes, when is August? August, if i'm here.
i'm there, right? I would love to see you. Great to see again.
And congratulations all your success to explain. Beautiful watch. thanks. Very happy .
for you anytime.
Next time was not wait for years. No, come back in August IT again, right?