Santa Claus reads, “DIE NUTCRACKER, DIE!” and 4 More Scary Stories for Kids! #SpookySanta
Weird Darkness: Stories of the Paranormal, Supernatural, Legends, Lore, Mysterious, Macabre, Unsolved
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Why did Tyler think his mother's new Nutcracker was so creepy?
Tyler thought his mother’s new Nutcracker was creepy because it looked more like a creature from 'The Walking Dead' than a traditional wooden soldier. It had a metal sword, a spiked crown, jagged teeth, and eerie, gemstone eyes that seemed alive and gave him an unsettling feeling.
How did Tyler and his mother defend themselves against the Nutcracker?
Tyler used a lightsaber from a comic convention and a pillow to fend off the Nutcracker. His mother tried to protect herself by unplugging a lamp and throwing it, but it shattered on the floor. Tyler eventually shoved the Nutcracker into the fireplace and sealed it there with a pipe cleaner candy cane, igniting it to destroy the creature.
Why is the Grither so dangerous, and what happens if you mention his name?
The Grither is dangerous because he has fists as big as basketballs and arms as long as boa constrictors, and he can hear his name from anywhere on Earth. Mentioning his name makes his ears grow larger, and he can use them to fly to you and squeeze your head until it pops like a balloon.
Why did Andy think that Saturn, the Roman god, was planning to kill him on Christmas Eve?
Andy believed Saturn was planning to kill him on Christmas Eve because he had been having vivid, terrifying dreams for seven nights in a row, where Saturn showed him how he would be sacrificed. Andy's research indicated that Saturn picks a human sacrifice each year, tortures them with dreams, and then kills them on the last day of Saturnalia, which coincides with Christmas Eve.
What did Andy and his friend use to defeat Saturn on the roof?
Andy and his friend used a ceramic Christmas tree to defeat Saturn. Andy realized that a ceremonial clay arrowhead wasn't enough, and the Christmas tree, being a symbol rich in ceremonial significance, was able to pierce Saturn's heart, causing him to collapse and die.
Why did Juliette feel so scared when the man claiming to be Santa knocked on her door?
Juliette felt scared because she knew the man was not the real Santa Claus. He was dressed in a red suit but had a dirty gray beard, and he knew her name, which was unsettling. The man also pulled out a switchblade and tried to pry open the door, confirming her fear that he was a dangerous intruder.
How did Richie and Naldo deal with the Machete Santa in their house?
Richie and Naldo initially tried to hide and escape, but when Machete Santa broke in, Richie grabbed a golf club and whacked Santa on the head, incapacitating him. Naldo, despite being a good athlete, did not help and instead called 911. The police arrived and arrested the Santa, who later disappeared, confirming that he was a video game character.
What is the significance of the 'magic cookies' that Spooky Santa enjoys?
Spooky Santa believes that magic cookies, which are cookies imbued with a child's Christmas wish, give him the extra energy and speed needed to deliver presents to all the children in one night. To make a cookie magic, a child must hold it, close their eyes, and say, 'I wish for this cookie to become magic.'
What is the Spooky Santa Podcast's request to its listeners for Christmas?
Spooky Santa asks listeners to share the podcast with friends and family by inviting them to listen, dropping a link in social media, or sending a text with a link to the show. This support is incredibly valuable to the podcast and its creators.
- A seemingly innocent nutcracker turns out to be possessed.
- Tyler and his mom fight the nutcracker using household items.
- The nutcracker is disposed of in a fireplace.
- Mom is injured during the fight.
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