The Girls Catch Up | Chatting About Travlor, Hard Launching BFs, and Backhanded Compliments
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No silly little drink today? I don't have one. Darn. I know. I'm trying something new, so. Oh, shit. It's exploding. Oh, that's not what I intended, and that was not ASMR whatsoever. But I got a little kombucha here with ashwagandha in it. Ooh, nice. Nice.

Welcome back to another episode guys. I'm Taylor. I'm Sam and very excited to do this episode because we had like a weekend apart some big life updates. We had huge life updates huge updates on the ground. I know hard launch which is so crazy. So crazy. I just kind of like said full send and I was like we're just gonna post you finally and

And it was kind of fun, but we'll obviously get into that because we obviously have so much to talk about this week. And I feel like this is going to be a long episode. Yeah, for sure. Because I've done like this new thing in my phone notes, guys, where the weekend recap like at the end of every day. And I only like I realized like Thursday to Sunday is what I recap recap because Monday to Wednesday is so boring. Like Mondays we podcast Tuesdays, Wednesdays.

work, whatever. But then the real fun begins on Thursdays. Yeah. I'm just like working. Yeah. And I think it's kind of boring for like a listening aspect. Especially because my I vlog like a mini little vlog of like my day or night, like almost every single day on TikTok. Like you can kind of see what I do. Yeah. If you follow me on TikTok. It's a very like routine based thing. It's always the same. So it's like

Yeah. You know, there's not much to say. But what's one thing about you recently? All right. So my one thing about me is I will definitely be living somewhere south my entire life and I will never, ever move back up north. And I realized that I need a little sense of Italy slash like the Italian vibe with whatever city I go to because I realize like my pure happiness, I've

I've noticed when we went to San Diego, there was a little Italy. Back in Boston, there's a North End, Italy. Like when I went to Naples, all of Fifth Ave is like, it's like Italian. And I realized I need that with whatever city I go to. I was just so happy being there and having like Italian restaurants, like seeing the cannoli, just like all of it. I liked it. So with whatever city in the South I go to that I moved to, there needs to be like a little bit of Italian in it.

That's cute. I know. I loved it. Like, which we'll get into our weekend. That whole day was just like, I was super grumpy because I was on my period. But like, it really just brought happiness out in me. And I need that. And I don't know what other cities really have that. Because I didn't like really know, especially when we went to San Diego and there was a little Italy. I had no idea. I feel like most big cities, like, I didn't really know that like, more so like in Florida, probably not. But like big cities. Yeah. Yeah.

tend to have that like I'm pretty sure Chicago yeah it's just I didn't realize like because okay so I live in Massachusetts but not in Boston and we have the north end which has a lot of like north end is like Italian central and yes I'm Italian if you couldn't tell by my excitement over this but

I didn't realize how much I missed that aspect of Boston until viewing it in other cities. So I was like, fuck, I need that. Maybe you need to go to Italy. I haven't been. So the thing is, my grandmother really wants to take us once my youngest girl cousin graduates college, which is not for another two years. And I'm kind of waiting off to do that with my family because I feel like that's either that or with like a couple trip is the most...

Appropriate way to do it. So, yeah. Which is so weird to think that I still have yet to do that or go to Italy. But kind of waiting off with that just in case. Because, you know, free trip with my grandmother. You know, my grandmother is going to take me and like...

granddaughters would be like a girl trip so yeah waiting off on that what's your one thing about you one thing about me is that i'm doing a caffeine cleanse this week um and i literally feel a headache coming on right now and i'm like dude yeah day one to like four are the worst yeah i know i'm probably just gonna like pop some advil like drink a lot of water i had a decaf coffee this morning i might even have another decaf coffee because like having a coffee like

It's placebo. It's like placebo and like I just enjoy coffee. Dude, yeah. I did my caffeine cleanse three months ago, I think. And I was only going to do it for two weeks. I ended up doing it for almost like four. My goal like is honestly because I'm not like... There's no specific reason I like want to so much. I'm just like curious. Like if I can do like...

I'm like, oh, I'll just do it for a week, but I'll just do it for however long. If you can get past the one week mark, you feel unstoppable. Yeah, I'll see. I'm cheering you on. I believe you got it. I'll see. But yeah, I might have another decaf coffee just because it makes me feel better. But yeah, I'm doing a caffeine cleanse. So fun, but not fun. Even yesterday was kind of my first day because I only had a few sips of coffee. Yeah. So it was like a...

like i barely had a coffee yesterday because i did nothing so i was so hung over which we'll get to but um yeah so it's not too fun but yeah definitely not fun especially when you want to like just do it for the the flavor of the coffee i don't know sometimes when you get far into the caffeine cleanse you're like oh like the taste of a nice cold coffee right now i need that i also like

Like, I enjoy, like, some energy drinks. Like, I don't know. Like, which, like, obviously you can drink, like, poppies and, like, things like that. But, like, the certain flavor of an energy drink is, like, different than a soda. And it's, like, can I just have, like, a non-caffeinated energy drink? I know. Why doesn't Celsius make a non... Celsius should do that. Yeah. Why haven't they thought about that? I don't know. But they really should. And I might do... I need to get pump. Yeah. Because then I can take, like, a pre-workout. Like, or I just raw dog it. I don't know. But...

No, I'd say get the pump. I used pump when I was on my caffeine cleanse. Yeah, I feel like it helps. Yeah. Favorites of the week. My favorite of the week was going to a tiki bar on the beach and getting a drink with a runner on top.

I so the drink with the runner on top was your favorite like just like the atmosphere like I was literally just Sitting at a tiki bar on the beach Like if i'm gonna go to anywhere on vacation I need to find a tiki bar On a beach with like the view and then like the bartender. He was super nice talkative like I don't know I just love the vibes and i'm not a wrong person You're you're like fueling like you being like, oh my trip to florida like you're fueling me being like

what if i just moved to florida like dude yeah i wanna like when i was in miami i was so happy like i just love florida i love the beach i love the palm trees just feel so nice i can't go to the beach so i'm like till my parents retire to go down there bro like i'm literally like the other day i was like on apartments.com looking at like brickle apartments i was like what if

No, you won't do that. No, I wouldn't because I would be like lonely. Yeah. But like I love being home. Yeah. Like I love Florida. So nice. Yeah. I mean, it was fun. It was fucking nice. I feel like long term, like down the road, I'll feel like I'll eventually get a place there just because my parents are retiring there. My brother goes to school there and I want to get back over to the east side. Yeah.

But I don't know. You know, my mind always changes like every fucking six months on what my plan is in life. I know. I always...

I'm going to go to Florida, but then I like want to be where my family is. So I like feel like I'm going to be in Georgia, but you never fucking know. I'm in Texas and I never thought I'd be in Texas. So yeah, facts. No idea where the fuck I'm going to live. But anyways. All right. Let's get into. Well, my favorite of the week. Oh, my God. Sorry. My favorite of the week is the Love is Blind season two.

You started watching it. I caught I'm caught up to where the new up dude. It's so good They find crazier and crazier people every time every season. Where do they get these people? I don't know and it's insane to me because it's like they're Crazy, but also at the same time I don't know if you've noticed if you're like on love is blind to talk whatsoever But they always get people that look just like other people from other seasons. They do and it's like

Insane to me. Because they'll dress them in the promo shots, headshots, in the same outfits. And I'm like, why are you doing this? No, these people on this show, like, they truly get crazier and crazier every single season. Lydia. Yes. Crazy. Like, imagine... So, you're caught up all the way. Yeah. Guys, spoiler, if you're not caught up all the way on Love is Blind, like, literally fast forward through all of this because we're gonna fucking drop some tea. But...

I cannot believe that she went all of that time with not addressing the fact that

That she is talking or talked to. They like dated. They were like, yeah, it's not even like they like knew each other. Like imagine me and you got super close and I'm dating your ex and you never told me. And I'm like crying into your shoulder. Oh my God. Like he seems like such a good guy. Like, no. And then the girl, what was your name? Aaliyah? No. Yeah. Aaliyah. The names are also very similar. So when he was talking about them, when I first couldn't get the names right, I'm like, who?

who is he talking about right now she's like she's my best friend blah blah i'm like first of all you just met this girl and your whole entire relationship is based on a lie yeah everything's a lie yeah like nope and i get i can understand from lydia's aspect of like oh i didn't want to tell her because i want her to get the full experience and do it right but don't act so close and friendly with her like distance yourself yourself like you don't need to be her friend exactly i i agree too like you don't want to like fuck up the experiment by because you're not supposed to know these people at all so then throwing in like

oh i do know this person you're kind of like fucking it up but then she started like jabbing in like have you seen his car have you seen this have you seen xyz i'm like yeah she was like why did he tell you his favorite color did he tell you this did he tell you that and she's like i didn't want to know this from you like um like that's just like not how she wanted to know the information like you want to go through that and find it out with

him and conversations with your man and have it be like special learning it not your like i can't imagine dating someone and sitting down with their ex and getting all my information through the ex that is just so so so bizarre they should have definitely she could have just like kept to herself do you think she should have left though oh alia no exactly i don't think she should have left no because i

Leaving him in the dark like that isn't fair. Leaving him in the dark like that, I think he was being genuine. He seemed like a genuine dude. And it's like, if you're going to let one person... You're mad at her. Why'd you leave? Though I was a little bit skeptical about the conversation the two of them were having when he was asking about...

lydia being like has like he was like has she found anyone like has she blah blah i'm like yeah why do you care so much yeah weird that was weird and he was and then he was kind of saying how like he didn't want um milton to propose yeah like because she's not ready and all this stuff like not you just not wanting her to

Move on. Also the age gaps between these people. Yeah. And like some of them look so much older than like they sit like. Oh, okay. Also red flag of like Lydia as a person wanting to and willingly date a 24 year old. Weird. He's seven years younger than her. Yeah.

I can't even imagine. My brother's five years younger than me. I can't even imagine dating my brother's friend that is like two years younger than that. No, it's very weird. And I get like my brother is younger, younger, but I'm just saying age gap wise. I know someone that's

that's kind of talking to a 24-year-old. That's crazy. And it's like you're doing an experiment too. You don't know their life. But also, I know this is double standard because the one I know in this situation is older girl, younger dude. Yeah. I feel like if it was obviously way around, it'd be okay. Yeah. But that's because boys don't mature. Yeah.

Exactly. But she seems immature. Because like a 30 year old man, like because I can picture like me in two years. Like we have friends that are like one of our friends is like 30 and like me in two years. I'm like, I don't see why I couldn't date him. Yeah. Like age wise, not him. Dude, I need to catch up. I don't know if I'm fully caught up.

That sounds like you kind of... Did you like see them on their honeymoon? Like go away and stuff? Not honeymoons, but they go on the trip. I'm caught up to the 29th when they all came... Like the episodes came out on the 29th. Like did you see them go on the trip? Star 2. Like they go home. I haven't seen the home home part yet. Okay, yeah. They're like... They've seen each other's like apartments. Yeah.

yeah kind of and i just started the ultimatum that i didn't watch the new yeah i need to start that over because i watched like two episodes of it yeah i just started that too we watch it we haven't like watched the same show in a long time i know we should do that but yeah the love is blind is just like these people are totally crazy and i just don't get where they find them and one of them said like lying about her life so weird it's like okay so like do you live in houston she's like

Yeah. And she's like, he's like, okay, like, where do you live? He's like, you know what? Actually, no, like I don't live there yet, but like I'm moving there. And then like, I might be moving, like just like, I work in the middle East. And he's like, you work in the middle East. And she says, but I'm moving to Houston in two weeks. Okay. Like, where are you going to live? Well, actually I already have back. And then she said she was a scientist. And then she's like, I'm starting my skincare business. And he's like, oh, like, are you a dermatologist? And she's like, no, no,

and he's like oh like so products like you like skincare products and she's like no and she's like giggling it's so creepy are you talking about it's so creepy it was she's like i give more like custom like i was like what the fuck i'm like i would not trust you with my face and the guy's taking notes because like they take notes on all the people and he's like what do i write yeah

like farted you live in the middle east but you're moving here in two weeks but you already live here yeah and you're chemist and a skincare so fucking weird so weird but that's my favorite that show is so crazy i can't wait for new episodes yeah we are always talking about sleep and how much we value sleep in our everyday routines and did you know that your sleep quality is deeply influenced by your nighttime temperature if you're too hot

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True. But I think, like, I like that it's, like, clear that every single person hates this bitch. Dude, yeah. I literally cannot stand her. She's disgusting. And if you're not caught up, just go to Brianna Chicken Fry's video. She's, like, responding back to, like...

videos and we've talked about this recently on the podcast of a content creator that literally the only thing she does is talk badly about other content creators which she's not even a fucking content creator. She literally the video she made was about her fucking hair color. Weird as shit. Why do you care what her hair color is? The weirdest shit and just like hating on influencers like just hating on them so bad. I'm like one you're obsessed with them. Yeah. Like you're obsessed with them and like

These are real ass people and what did they do to you? And you're literally trying to be famous. I guess she made a video too about Grace O'Malley but then deleted it. Like saying some really fucked up shit about Grace O'Malley. And because I guess they were talking about it on their podcast. And I'm just like...

Why? Like, why are we not only talking about Brianna's hair, but then dragging in her friend for absolutely no reason? No, she's... That girl's crazy. I think it doesn't bother me that she gets spotlight out of it because she's not a person that... Is going to get brand deals or anything. She's going to get nothing out of it. Yeah, like, any type of spotlight would be at all beneficial. I guess, like, creator fund. Dude, if she was going to go to, like, an event in LA, everyone would be like, get the fuck out of here. Like, no one wants you here. Yeah, like...

No. Like, you're disgusting. So, yeah, that was crazy to see. I'm happy that she got fucking called out. And I guess she deletes a lot of her comments, too, which is not surprising. Yeah, because I bet they're fucking awful. Yeah. Taylor Swift went to another Chiefs game. Dude, I know. So I didn't watch any football yesterday because obviously my travel day was so bad, so I was seeing it on social media. I watched the full game. And I was like, damn, I thought it was a one and done. No, like, I think it's so...

I think it's so cute. She's really in there like with his mom. I know. With his mom. And I don't think they're seriously going to date or anything like that. I totally agree with like on the toast they give their takes about it. And I like 100% agree with everything they say. I think they're spot on. And I just think it's very much like having fun. I don't think they're seriously dating. I think it'd be cool if they seriously dated and like literally got married. I'm obsessed. So like...

if they want to do that, pop the fuck off. But it's like,

She does a lot of things so private and was just on this crazy tour. Why not just have fun? Did you see the TMZ photos that got leaked? No. You didn't see those? Okay, so after last week's game, they went to a party. And the party was a very private party that only the team and family members were able to go to. And there's a photo inside the event that got leaked. So that means someone within the football team community...

sold those TMZ photos and leaked Taylor and Travis. So it's like, who the fuck would do that? Because it's not like paparazzi was able to get into that party or random fucking Joe Schmo was able to get into the party. Somebody on the Chiefs team, a family or friend, took that photo and sold it for big bucks. Which is funny, though, because this photo's not even like... I know. It's not a big deal, but it's just the fact that somebody went behind...

travis is back and took that photo and it's funny because a lot of people were saying or they did it themselves maybe you know what honestly that's a possibility i would say they did it themselves like it's i would 100 bet they did it themselves like i don't think like everything is a publicity stunt in the sense that like you're taylor swift things don't things aren't posted by accident every single thing is on like every single thing is on purpose and

I think they're just having fun. Like, I do think she probably does like him. I do think they probably talk and, like, have a good time. Yeah. I don't think they're gonna get fucking married. This is what the, like, skeptical TMZ was, is that...

Melissa McComb is friends with Travis's ex. So Melissa took the photo, sent it to the ex, and then the ex sold it and made fucking big bucks off of it. You're talking about Patrick McComb's wife? Yeah. See, I don't like her, so I like that. Dude, everyone in the comments of the videos is like, it was Melissa, it was Melissa, it was Melissa. I'm like, all right. Yeah, because no one likes her. Yeah. So who knows? She could be shady as fuck and just sell it for big bucks. Yeah, but I'd say like...

Or was them? I think the high likelihood is that it was them. Yeah. Do you think they sold it or just gave it away? They just gave it away. Then why wouldn't they just go out in public and do something? For paparazzi. I guess. I don't know. People should... Dude, I want to be behind the scenes of this shit so bad. I don't know PR people's minds. But I think it's just fun. I think it's just like, why not? You're Taylor Swift. You're at the height of the career. Why not fuck around...

With the football player. Yeah. Why not have the like most eligible football player? Like why not? I know. Why not just like be in your little box of the game and like have fun? And then it's like I was like, oh my God, is this an NFL like partnership? Is NFL like fucking paying her to be there? They sold more tickets in one day than in jerseys. I guess the jerseys went up 400%. So he's making cash. Yeah. First of all, like he gained like 900,000 Instagram followers. I just think it's like fun. Like I think they're like are aware of the

The impact, obviously. So they're, like, leaning into it and, like, just having fun. Yeah. I think he is actually, like, probably into her. I full send them, though. I would love to see end of the day, like, they get together. I love it. Yeah. I'm, like, living for it. I think it's really cute. I'm here for it. But, like, I think to be, like, so, like, this is so fake, but to be, like, with someone's mom...

like you know what i mean yeah um the other thing i have written down is courtney hates kim have we that's a show we need to start watching together because the new season comes out but they like rehash things okay like good now i know but i didn't so this is one thing i wanted to say because i didn't know that they hate each other no that this specific thing i'm gonna say it was a thing until i saw a tiktok video so um

What the fuck is Courtney's... Travis Barker? Yeah. So I guess he wrote a book and it came out a year and a half ago, two years ago. And in the book, which is not something that has been like really put out there and I don't understand why, is that he's hooked up with Kim and he wrote about that in the book. So back in the day when Travis got... Wait, for real? Yeah, dude. For real.

I don't like, I'm sorry. I'm going to like Google. Like I need to like read it. I don't take everything. I fucking say with a grain of salt. I saw a tick tock and I'm going to act like tick tock is like the Holy grail truth be told of everything. So I saw this video that in Travis's book, he's talking about how he literally fell in love with Kim like six or seven years ago. And this was when he broke up slash got divorced with his like,

past wife then started seeing Paris Hilton and at the time Paris Hilton was you know Kim was just her closet organizer yeah so Travis brought Paris on a trip to Italy or somewhere and Kim tagged along for the trip and the entire time on the trip Travis just kept like

like looking at kim fantasizing over kim wasn't really into um paris and then i guess down the road they ended up hooking up and that was that of that situation and then now what 10 years fucking later she um he's now marrying the sister like i just think that's very strange and no one's really talking about that that's crazy i'm looking up articles of it right now

So, which I need to watch. I'm not keeping up with the Kardashians. There's just the Kardashians in here. I need to watch it too. The new season had like no promo. Yeah. It just kind of like came out. It just came out. And I feel like the other seasons were all over everything. This is crazy. I know, right? I just feel like there's so much bad blood between the two of them. So his memoir is from 2015. What? His book is from 2015. Oh. And... Did you write it in 2015? It came out. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

yeah so that's like real thoughts that's before like dude he fucking wrote that shit like why is no one talking about it that's crazy this is like tripping me up sorry i'm like silent excited just like right i'm like what the i could never ever ever pass to marry someone that hooked up with my sister no no never and he said in the book too i fell in love with kim

Not even like I liked her. I fell in love with her. Not even like they drunk took up once and it was 10 years ago and they don't even remember. Because that could be like maybe because I guess I don't know what it's like to be in my 40s and yeah, maybe if it was when they were fucking 20 years old, like this 20 years ago, maybe it doesn't matter. But even my friend, I don't even think I could marry someone that you've been with. Yeah, no. It's like options are already out. I'm not even going to look. If you were to hook up with someone, I wouldn't be like,

oh it's my turn like i want him like but even if it's like years and years and years down the line like like to marry someone that like was in love with like your sister yeah i don't like that at all no couldn't be me look they're better than me it's gonna be me dude that family's got some shit underlying shit so many like

So much different like connections and weird. I don't like it um and then the other thing that I want to talk about taylor because we talked about this this morning and I figured I should pop it on there is Face tuning and not only just like face tuning with like celebrities or anything, but i'm talking like your friends like Would you like if I was so down bad in like the face tune era? Would you tell me to fucking stop? I would really hope so Yeah, like if you I don't know what I would say like i'm trying to think like if you posted a picture Um

And I opened my phone and I was like, bitch, that doesn't look like you. Yeah. Like if I was like, I have no idea who the fuck that is. Maybe I'd be like, did you edit this? Yeah. And then if you were like, no, you were like, put this like filter on it. I'd be like, it's a little, it's a little heavy. Yeah. So guys, the reason we say this is because there is like someone that we know, not like she's not like a.

content creator or anything by any means but she facetunes so badly and we just were wondering like do you think her friends tell her how bad it is because it's like bad and it's sad but it's like i as a good friend would go out of my way to tell my friend hey like this is a little much i think to the extent where it's like you are unrecognizable like

Like, to the point where it's, like, you've someone I've seen before, and if you show me a picture, I'd say I literally don't know who that is. Like, if... To the point where you're literally unrecognizable, someone has to say something. Yeah. Someone has to say something. Especially when you're not even facetuning your friends in the photo, too. It's just like, okay, now you're gonna do me dirty, but do you? Like, well, I mean, both dirty, but, like, I'm... You know what I'm saying. Like... But I don't know if I'd want someone to facetune me. No. Like, if someone posted a photo and, like, facetuned me, I'd be, like...

Did I look ugly? Yeah. No, one time, guys, we were sitting... So this person, this exact person we were talking about, we were at a girl's dinner actually like two months ago and we were talking about this exact situation and then we pulled out Facetune and we started Facetuning all of our faces at the table and we were just like changing everything. Like those apps are crazy. Yeah, because FaceApp, like you can make yourself smile, you can make yourself sad. Which I did not know. That's fucking nuts. Like...

You could be straight face and edit a smile onto your face, which... And it looks realistic. Taylor did it on... It looks so real. When we were sitting at dinner and showed us, and I was like, holy shit. And then we turned ourselves into guys, and that was the funniest thing. Yeah, we did like... You can go crazy on it. But I do think telling someone... I think you should tell someone. Especially because then you set an unrealistic beauty standard for yourself, and it just...

gets worse and worse and worse and worse and then when you see yourself in the mirror out in public or a photo that you didn't take and you have no control over then like you spiral yeah no i can't do that for my mental health when i would my friends in high school would edit their pictures and then like um it was kind of the same thing like oh like let me fuck around and like see what i can do like and then like you do the before and after and you're like

Oh my god, I didn't even think that picture was that bad. But like if you make yourself look as perfect as possible and then you like see before, it's like oh my god. But I've never posted a picture that I've edited like my body. Yeah. I've only ever done like pimples and shit. Yeah, pimples is fine. If it's something that is not there all the time, like if you have like

like i when i was wiped ass on a scooter like i kind of tried to like edit my arm because it's like that's not always there that's like i just got up or like a pimple isn't always there take it out but or people in the background dude i did that on my photo the other day

It made the photo look so much better. I had a fucking massive person like walking the back of my photo. I was like, fuck, I'm removing this person. So I removed them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's not like you either. That's just like, yeah, picture. I have something else I want to bring up social media related. Of course, hit it. So on my feed, I get this video of a Falcons cheerleader has like 40,000 likes and like

The comments, like, I don't get how people don't realize that this is the rudest shit of all time. The comments being like, finally, like a normal body being represented, like on the field. Like, like, like, you know what I mean? Like when people try to like, like those backhanded ass compliments of like,

finally like finally you're sticking out like a sore thumb because thank you for being so brave i was like do you guys not realize that you are the problem so fucking rude you're so rude like i'm sorry if i posted something like if i posted a reel of myself and like because like they're revealing ass outfits and all the comments were like thank you for showing like you're so brave thank you for showing a real person like

I get out of here. Like that's so rude. I can't remember what the fuck I posted recently, but someone made a backhanded comment like that. And it was like, thank you so much for posting, like posting, not posing. And I was like, what? I'm like, I'm just sitting. Like, what are you saying? I get that about my skin sometimes too. I posted this one video. And for some reason, that one got like three comments of like, thank you so much for showing like

your real skin. I'm like, bitch, I'm just existing. Like, I wasn't, like, trying to, like... I'm breathing and talking. Like, I wasn't trying to be, like, an acne advocate. Like, I actually thought my skin looked kind of good today. Like, I was just existing. Dude, so weird. No, I was genuinely, like, wow. Like, you guys are so rude to be, like, think...

Real body representation. Shut up, you weirdo. That's such a rude thing to say. So fucking rude. It's so rude. And it's just the way they think they're being nice. Yeah, I know. Like, why on earth would you say that? Yeah. Backhanded compliments are like the new... Like, they're just the worst thing. They're honestly...

worse than a fucking hateful comment yeah i i think that like this like the you're so brave for like existing like just simply making a normal ass video kenzie vance posted she's doing kickbacks and like you could see like cellulite on her leg and she posted like by the way like no i'm not fucking brave for posting this like i'm just like in the gym like she posted that like on her story like because she probably like knew we should make that into a meme dude

You're so brave. Like, you're so brave for, like, showing up on camera so ugly. It's like, okay, I thought I looked fine. You're so brave for posting this. You're so brave for posting yourself being a fat whale. Like, oh. Thanks. Thank you. Like,

Like, okay. Like, you're so brave for going on camera with that badass fucking pimple on your forehead. Fucking ugly bitch. Like... Dude, actually... So funny. Yeah. I really... I tried to be so brave. Dude, I have this one hater that, like...

came into my DMs for the first time in over like two years, which my fucking DMs aren't loading. But I posted my skin last week when I got a facial and I was like, oh my God, glowing. And she swipes up and goes, you look like a fucking nasty ass, like slimy little bitch. Then she was like, you have no fucking chin. You need to get like something like injections, whatever. You have no chin.

I was like, I was like, I was like just cracking up. I didn't respond because I restricted the account. I've never noticed the size of someone's chin. I know, right? I guess you have a smaller chin. I do have a small chin. I have a petite chin. I think that's better than having like a big ass chin. I know. And then, so anyway, I like, I was like, oh, who is this? And then I, and then I look into the DMs and she, she's already been hating on me for like a year. Of course. And she goes,

stop saying hey girly it's so fucking fake and like all this stuff i was like damn like you miserable anyways that's funny i know yeah these backhanded compliments like gotta love it i'm gonna make a meme out of it though that's just like really inspired me and that girl's video just like really made me upset because like why not you people commenting on it like i get what they were trying to say because she wasn't like stick thin do you know what i mean like like i

where they're like somewhat coming from but like some thoughts you need to keep to yourself and also like this is like a professional nfl cheerleader like she like obviously 100 looks better than the average person yeah you know what i mean like

It's like... You're wearing a low-waisted uniform. Yeah. It's not like they're hiring her as a cheerleader out of pittiness because they need someone different. Yeah, but she's not even... Like what? She was so... It was just fun. There was a video of her dancing. Yeah. If it was a video of her dancing with text on it that said something about how she likes...

Something about her body type something related to that Then that's fine because she's like asking for it and making it known like but she just looked hot and was dancing Yeah, my god. No, it's crazy. I know I felt so bad. Do you have anything else you want to touch base on in the hot mess? No, I don't think so. I feel like I like don't really know what's going on in the world. Yeah me neither um, but our weekend recap is gonna be definitely long because I have four freaking full days of being in florida, so

You left technically on like Wednesday because you left. Yeah. And slept over at your boyfriend's. So I was like alone, but I hate sleeping in the house alone. Like I'm... It's the worst. So like I made my boyfriend sleep here. Did you? Yeah. I'm like, I just don't like it. Like...

it freaks me out it's like i read books about like people being murdered like i just really don't like it and like mac's not much of a guard dog dude okay so i was actually talking to my boyfriend about this with how paranoid you and i are he's like girls are fucking weird because like i have an air tag on everything i have the ring camera mean you are like paranoid make sure every door is always locked when we like come back in the house and he like made the comment he's like

you guys are like really scared of like life. So does my boyfriend. When I go to bed, I lock the balcony door. Like I lock that door too because sometimes like during the day it's just open. He's like, my God. I'm like, someone can fucking come in here through the second floor. Like getting up here is not that fucking hard. Like scaling a second floor is...

fairly easy i know and i was when i'm at my boyfriend's house and we're leaving i'll pick do you lock it he's like yeah i fucking locked like what i'm always asking that too i'm like did you lock the door i'm like did you deadbolt it he's like yeah like like and he'll say like because i've said we've ever been like locked out he's like you guys need to stop deadbolting the door and i'm like oh sorry our instinct is to lock it yeah right fully lock it no like i am not like

not not locking yeah so i did make him stay here because i was like i'm scared yeah so um one thing about me is when i get my own house and i live in a house i'm making sure there's a massive fence with a massive lock on it and like just security you can't just drive your car into my driveway there's gonna be a fence like it's just scary like being in a home yeah like that's why like apartment living does feel so like

I feel so safe in an apartment. Uh-huh. Because in an apartment, you're like... Although we've honestly had worse issues in the apartment than the town hall. So true. Packages getting stolen, car getting stolen. So true. There was worse issues. People calling our fucking room, like, through the gate at, like, four in the morning. So true. Definitely, definitely more sketchy. Shit sketchy. Like, I'd say...

Yeah, a shit apartment is not good. But then my weekend basically started on Friday. Duh, that's when weekends start. And I went to Uptown Sports Bar on the east side for happy hour. Did you get a wiener? What? Did you get a wiener? No. No? No, they didn't have wieners. Oh, I thought they were like known for their wieners.

Oh. Wrong place then. $6 spritzes, slay. And then we ordered like food. We got oysters because it was half a dozen oysters for like 15 bucks. So got like oysters, got food, and then we got dessert. The food took like an hour. Was it packed there? No. Like, no, not really. Did you guys have a wait when you got in there or no? No. So...

they definitely just forgot the waiter just forgot the worst but shit happens i know there's people that are like yeah but it's fine because like they comped like everything really we love that we but we were starving because like it ended at five so it's kind of like right after work we just had to go yeah and like so he didn't really eat all day because like it was like just after work and like i didn't really eat a lot that day either like i was just

So we were fucking hungry. And to the point where I didn't even drink my second drink until my food got there. Because I'm like, bro. If you don't eat, you're going to get fucked up. I was like, I'm going to get fucked up off this spritz because I'm starving. And then finally we asked. And he kind of said something about what happened. And we're like, he just forgot. What did you get for food? I got a shrimp po' boy. It's like New Orleans food. Okay. Like...

It's New Orleans vibes. We got, like, gumbo. Got you. And then we got dessert. Like, and the dessert took... There didn't even take that long, but I guess something happened with it, too. Jeez. That, like, it took a long time, too. So, like, they comped the dessert and they comped... I think we only paid for the drinks and the oysters. I don't think they... Yeah, so... Whatever. Like... That's, like, the best case scenario. Yeah, like, honestly, it was fine. And then...

We kept getting like free things that night because then we met up with like, oh, wait, no, this was a different. That was a different night. Where did we go? We got something else for free that night. Fuck. Drinks. Yeah. But we got that for free. And then we went like and we just bought some drinks. But I don't know why I'm thinking that we got like. This was Friday night, right? Yeah. We just like went out around East. But I don't know why that night I think we got like something else for free. Hmm.

Maybe we didn't. Do we want to do both our days or do you want to do your whole weekend and then I'll do my whole weekend? Because mine's really long and I feel like I'll talk fucking forever. Okay, yeah. Then we can just do my whole weekend and your whole weekend. My whole weekend was pretty chill. Is that what you meant? No, I was going to say switch off just so that way I'm not talking for 20 minutes. Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. Okay, yeah, sure. So then we went to some bars down on the east side. We just bar hopped after that restaurant just like a little date night. We went to

That Daydreamer place. Oh, yeah. I want to go there so bad, too. The drinks we got were, like, gross. But, like, we might have just, like, picked them up. Did you get the frozen Aperol Spritz? No. Oh, that's what I want to try when I go there. Well, we, like... I just didn't want to get... Like, I just got an Aperol Spritz somewhere else. Yeah. I didn't want to get, like... So we got, like... They were kind of like martinis. But, like, the one Jonah got was fucking horrid. It tasted...

It was so strong. And it would have, like, a maraschino cherry in it. And it was the worst tasting thing I've ever put in my mouth of all time. I don't know. It was just, like, not good. So I think we just, like, didn't get the right drinks. Or maybe the right bartender. Hate to say it. Like, I... Yeah, but they were, like... I think we literally got, like, martinis and they were, like, strong. Like, we should have got, like... I don't think we got the right drink. Yeah. Like, I just don't think that drink was...

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Well, my weekend technically started on Thursday. So I got my period so freaking bad like that morning. Remember that one time like last year when we were traveling to L.A. and you had like horrible nausea on the flight? That's literally how I felt. I had the worst nausea. I could not like sit still. It was coming in waves and the flight was what, like two hours, 50 minutes. But it was the worst two hours and 50 minutes of my entire life.

Having like the period flu just sitting there. Like I thought I was going to literally like throw up, which thankfully I didn't. And then we so we flew in. My grandmother lives in Marco Island, which is south of Naples. And you can't get a direct flight.

to Fort Myers, which is the closest airport. So we had to fly into Fort Lauderdale, which is literally on the other side of Florida. So we had to fly into the east side and drive over to the west side. So we got a rental car. And now that I'm 25, I don't have a freaking fee for a rental car. Nice. So it was so cheap. It was $95. Whereas if I were to get an Uber to go across the entire state, probably would have been like

Nearly like $200. Damn no rental car fee. I know. So like the leisure of just being able to hop in a rental car. We stopped like three times because he had to pee. Then I had to pee. We got some waters, whatever. It was just so nice to like not have to worry about that. Now that I can just like rent a car, no fees. And yeah, it was great. And then...

I was like, we were driving and the road. So there's two roads that you can go on. Alligator Alley and whatever. I something. Do you know the other one? But the other one is 95. I don't know. Yeah, maybe the other lane. One is one lane for like a good amount of it.

want to go on that one. I knew that one was like a one lane road because if you get stuck on that one literally and the cars get jumped up and there's like a big lane of cars, you can't just go around. So I was like, we're going to go on alligator alley and we're driving on it. And I'm like thinking to myself, there are so many people driving on this road right now. The speed limit is 75 on that road, but there

people still going like under the speed limit and you're on that road for like two hours. And I'm like, how do people have the patience to drive under the speed limit on a road trip? I have no idea. I just, I don't know if it's like the Northeast rage in me, but,

when I'm driving but like I have like well I wasn't driving he was driving but I'm like I just can't drive under the speed limit me neither my dad can it's like what he has patience for everything my boyfriend Loki drives slow too really but like like the patience like I wish I had that much patience I wish I had it too I wish I had it too because like

I'm just always in a rush. And the people driving too, they have both hands on the steering wheel and they're like smiling up at the star or the sky. They're like, la-da-da-da. Like, I love life. I don't just think to myself, like, what are you thinking about? Like, is there not a thought in that brain? I wish I had that much patience too because let's say it's a two-hour drive. I'm like...

We get there in 1.57 and like... Yes. Why can't I just get there at like 2.10? Like, why can't I just take 10 extra minutes? Like, why can't we just vibe? I can't. No. I'm trying to race the clock. I'm like, oh, challenge accepted. I'm going to get... I'm going to skim off 15 minutes off this ride. No, I have zero clue what it's like to have patience. I have no patience. Even especially... I had no plan like later in the day. Like, there was no... You can get there whatever you want. There was no like things I needed to get to. I'm just...

Full gas on the pedal. I'm getting where I need to go. I feel the exact same way. My boyfriend's going to be mad that I said he drives slow, but I just think he does. Sometimes we're driving and I'm like, fucking step on it. Go fast. No, it's so bad. So anyways, the two-hour drive was up.

Pretty long travel day. You know, three-hour flight, two-hour car drive. And we finally get there. And a little backstory on where I'm going. So my grandmother has a place in Marco Island. I have been growing up going there since I was like six months old. And I used to vacation there literally for the holidays and then for February and April school vacation. But obviously, once we got older, we had more priorities like sports and stuff. We started to go less. But it was just nice because it's like going somewhere where I used to grow up going as a kid. It just...

It's a lot of memories, so it was fun to go there. I haven't been in two years. But we just kind of hung out on Thursday just at the little private... It's like a retirement facility, but not really. It's like a neighborhood, gate it off. My grandmother lives in a condo, but there's really nice fucking mansions in there and stuff. So it's just nice to walk around and...

tore all the like neighborhoods inside the community but um hung out there then i took a shower played some chess i'm in like my chess era but i get pissed because me and him are so competitive with each other dude me and him are so competitive like we like we like bicker back and forth i'm like fuck you i just get so mad but i'm like i need to get better at chess like i don't know if i need to download chess on my phone and like practice so that way like

I'm better when I play against him. I don't know why I'm shocked that you can play chess. Dude, you know, it's so hard too because I try to... You're just like... Chess has so many rules and things. I know, dude. That does not sound like a game that you would like to play. The reason I was doing so bad when I was playing with him is because I would get distracted and then look back and then I'd completely forget what my game plan was on the board. I'm like, fuck, like...

So it's really hard for me to just like stare at the board and remember what I'm supposed to be doing. So I need to like put my phone on do not disturb. I need to be in like a quiet room and I just need to zone in on this chess game because I know I can do better. But the second I get distracted, I forget what I'm doing. I'm all out the window. You know how to play chess. I know. It's because my dad played chess.

Like, all the time. We had a chessboard growing up, so we'd always just, like, play with him. And, like, during, like, snowstorms, if we lost power, like, chess was huge. Pool was huge. Like, we would just play all those types of games. Interesting. Yeah. I don't know how to play chess. No. Yeah.

But then, yeah, then Friday, Friday morning was quite the adventure. I woke up and I had 80 time for 830 in the morning. So right before that, I saw him like, oh, my God, you want not him making you go golf? No, but actually had fun all the way up. Fun. I had fun all the way up until. So it's a nine hole course and it's in the community. So we just hopped on a golf golf cart, went over to the golf course. I put a tampon and keep in mind, I'm a period like day two and I'm

I put a tampon in right before we left. Literally, we get to hole like five or six or something. I just feel it. I'm like, fuck. I look down.

like murder scene down there and i'm like i literally have had this tampon in for an hour like are you kidding me and like we're golfing no but like it definitely would have gone there if i kept like walking and kept moving my body i was like fuck like we need to get out of here and i'm like i know he loves golf like this is a boy thing like i hope he doesn't get pissed but like i can't be here right now i need to go home and change and i was like uh-oh i was like

I'm bleeding through my bottoms and keep in mind This is not my first pair of bottoms that I bled through this morning Like I woke up that morning already bled through my pajamas. I'm like fuck So it was just like a really shitty day of like Heavy flow, but we ended up leaving I changed and then we went and played pickleball And we played some pickleball which was a lot of fun for like an hour and a half and I was sweating my ass off From that and then we just kind of hung around again um, and then

So the neighborhood that we're in is like all old people. So it's like not really the vibe of like what I want to be doing during the day if I want to get drunk. So we went to the JW Marriott, which is like 10 minutes down the road. That's where we went to the Tiki Bar and I got a double...

like, frozen drink, like, with a rum runner on top. I got the Miami Vice, which is, like, a strawberry daiquiri mixed with a pina colada, frozen, with a rum, like, a rum runner on top. And it was, like, a $20 drink. But every time I get it, because, like, I know, because that's where I'll get, like, a frozen drink if I'm in the area, it just gets me, like, one drink, I'm done. I'm good to go. So I was just vibing the entire day. And then...

um he's not drinking because he's like having like these fucking stomach issues um he didn't drink on the trip he drank like glasses of wine and drinks but like didn't like drink as much as i drank and i'm on my period so i'm being a little bitchy drama queen to him like this whole day because i'm like like bleeding through my shorts tummy ache like short temper like he'll touch me don't fucking touch me like

It's so bad. And then he's like, let's go get you like a drink. And then like the first drink at the bar,

i'm like loosening up i'm starting to touch him like he's like yeah like drunk sim i like this and i'm like yeah like this is great so then we leave i only wanted one drink because if i got a second drink there i would have been on my fucking ass and then we go back play um chess again and he pours me a glass of wine because he's like oh let's get you a glass of wine you need a glass of wine i'm like okay like sure and i'm drinking the glass of wine and i'm like also trying to get ready too but like i took a shower

Like my hair air dry. I go into the bathroom real quick and I forget my drink. And he comes into the bathroom and he's like, Sam, you forgot your drink. Like, where's your drink? You should be drinking. And I'm like, oh, I don't know. Like, I don't know where it went. And he brings it back over to me and it's like more full than what it was. And he looks at me and goes, you haven't drank your drink. And my drunk ass is like, oh, you're right.

you're right. I haven't drank it at all. Meanwhile, this whole time he's been like pouring more wine into the cup. I'm like, I'm like, why am I getting so drunk? Like what's going on? And I started to realize I'm like, he's literally like slowly filling up, like not, not even paying attention. So at this point I'm like pretty drunk and we knew we were just going to dinner in the neighborhood. So it was totally fine. Like hopped on the golf cart, like went to dinner with like all the old people in the neighborhood. The waitresses at the restaurant are like talking about how much they love my grandmother. They're like, we love your grandmother. I'm like, yeah,

Awesome. Like, and yeah, I had a night for the rest of the night on Friday night.

Fun. Went to bed so early though. I drank a lot of wine on Friday too. I totally forgot. Wine drunk is so, so much better. We came back and like just drank wine and I got cups and he's like, we could just drink out of the bottle. Yeah. And we just finished it. And then Saturday I had a chill morning, made breakfast, got a pumpkin cream cold brew as one does. Just like addicted to a pumpkin cream cold brew. Chilled. I did some cleaning that I had to do.

And like had a very chill day and then around four ish we had to leave I think maybe a little later than that Maybe it was like six. I don't know chilled like most of the day I forget exactly what time we had to go but I was like, okay I'm gonna get ready and he's like, oh i'll make us dinner. So we go to the store he

He makes food and he made me pasta. I put it on TikTok. And I hear, like, Italian music playing while I'm doing my makeup. And I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, so it feels like Italy in here. And it's, like, all, like, um...

like the Italian music on the TV and stuff. And then he made me like such a fucking good dinner and I got ready, whatever. And we go downtown and meet up with my friends on West 6th Street. And my friends are like definitely tipsy. And I was not at that level. I was like not ready. And

And like not ready for that energy. But I was like excited to see my friends. But then they were all like, we're going to a pregame. And I'm like, I don't want to go to some random person's apartment. Like I just Ubered here. I'm not trying to go to a random person's apartment who I don't know. Like,

not the vibe i like don't want to do that and it was far and i'm like see that no that's not gonna work for me i was like but come back quick so i was like okay fuck then it was fine because then we went and met up with his friends who they had like one of them had their dad in town which is how we got more free things because he was like we did i sorry i just went to the bathroom so i don't know if you said this but did you um was saturday the night the night where he cooked for you did you mention that oh you didn't yeah um

But he like never really makes me food either. He, I'm always cooking when, so I was like, thanks. What do you rate it? It was so good. Was it? Yeah, it was so good. It was, I still have leftovers. Which did you drink all of this wine? This whole fucking bottle in one sitting. It was, it wasn't full.

Dude guys, I just went to the bathroom and like obviously we were just talking about she drank some wine on friday night And I see this massive bottle of wine and it's fucking empty. It was like Halfway, how many glasses is that like those big ones? How many glasses probably eight? Yeah, like eight to ten. It was like this much full. Oh, okay It wasn't all the way full but we smashed it. Yeah um anyways, but so like we're out and like then it's like obviously there's a dad there and a dad is always like put it on my card like Just being like a parent. Um

And then we go east and chill on the east side. And I was still like, bro, I'm tired. Like, I'm not in this vibe. I was like, I need to like get some more drinks in me. Like, I'm not drunk. Like, like I need to get in this vibe or else I need to go home. What time did you guys start? It was like just getting sundown. It might have been like seven.

like it wasn't it was pretty early it was a long fucking night okay guys i'm so upset with the way that it went because i got so fucked up so i was like i'm like literally need to drink more like i'm not having a good time like i'm so tired we meet up with like another group of friends they're like we're going to latchkey i'm like but then we stop at um hotel vegas and it's like crazy crowd bro they're crowd surfing yet to go there they're crowd surfing

it's like rocker energy bro was crazy i was like i'm not understanding what's going on here but i want to leave like it was insane i was like why the what the fuck it was crazy i would love to crowd surf i want to do it so bad no like i actually like this coming no not this weekend that's why i told myself i'm watching this weekend but at some point next time we go out i'm gonna well we can go there they were fucking crowds all right let's do it and then we finally leave go to latchkey i'm still like

I'm tipsy for sure, but I'm like, okay, whatever. I can vibe and have a good time, but I don't want to be at Latchkey forever. I'm kind of forcing myself to have fun because everyone was like, yeah, we're going out. And I was like, phew. So then this one guy, it's like, it's my last week in here. So he's like, let's do shots. Like,

buying shots buying drinks yada yada you literally right now sounds like me from last weekend like you're living my weekend from last weekend and then i saw a follower and i like love when there's a follower being like do you want to drink so like whatever when i tell you guys i remember being tipsy for sure like for sure was drinking no part of me remembers this night as being like

so drunk that i'm gonna black out like i was fine like like tipsy yeah but fine like i remember like my friend from earlier showed up i saw some people that i kind of knew from instagram like i remember like what was going on fully i'm telling you it's the shots and then i don't really do shots anymore too yeah so then they sneak up next thing i know i wake up on top of my comforter like not even in my bed we're both on top of my comforter and i was like starfish

kind of yeah i'm like i'm like what the fuck like i'm like what the fuck did you at least like do your skincare and stuff no oh damn and i was like what happened so he's like i was like i don't remember coming home like and i'm just thinking like damn right after that we just must do uber at home he's like well we went to in cahoots and i was like

we went to another bar and he was like yeah like because he wanted that drink i was like i gotta we went to another what drink could you possibly want it in cahoots they have the best like spicy margarita okay so i'm like we went to another bar mind you we were there late like it was late at latchkey like it was fucking late like closing down so i'm like how did we close over like literally when he said like we went to in cahoots i was like

we went to another bar zero zero like that's insane and he was like you're fine like obviously drunk but like like fine and then he was like and then we went to the food truck and i was like no idea and that we were at a mediterranean like the halal guys food truck like kebabs falafel like that kind of stuff and that i was like begging for a cheese quesadilla and he was like i don't think they have that

and I probably really wanted it. And I was like saying some stupid things. But I was like, was I noticeably that drunk? He was like, at the food truck, like you were, because I was like, why did you let me drink? He was like, you weren't like that drunk really until the food truck. Like the food truck was really when it was like, I was like, was everyone else drunk? He was like, yeah. I'm like, okay. Like,

you know, like it wasn't just me being like, dude, I would love to get the POV, like food truck, Cambridge of me being like, you have a cheese. Oh, ma'am. This is a Mediterranean food truck.

We have falafel. I'm like, wait, do you have cheese? Keep some cheese on that. I'm like, you gotta have some sort of cheese and like a pita bread. Like melt some cheese on some bread and give it to me. Dude, she was craving cheese. I probably would have paid like 25 bucks for it too. Yeah, you probably would have. But anyway, so I wake up and I'm like, fuck. Like, fuck. When I tell you, I woke up at like eight and then I closed my eyes and he's kind of up and around. I go, what time is it? He goes, 1230. Fuck.

And he was like, yeah, you're right. I was like, no. Like, I felt so shitty. Like, I had a headache. Like, if I closed my eyes and went like this, like, I was just like. Dude, the best thing you got to do when you first wake up is pop some Tylenol. See, no, I didn't take any Tylenol. Oh, dude, it gets rid of it so quickly. I was like, I'm so hungry. This was the first time I was like, fuck, I was hungover as fuck. Damn, you're getting old, bro. I just blacked out.

No, but you're getting old. You have to admit it. I guess, but I haven't blacked out that hard. I haven't done that in a while. Do you get hung over now? So then I got bad anxiety just from like...

like i just get like really oh yeah like ptsd yeah like i just get really bad anxiety and then i'm like feeling like she's like don't be like me okay like don't be peer pressured to go harder than you want to and black out and wake up the next morning hating your life that's like 12 30 and i'm like fuck i'm so hungry but like nothing sounded good he's like there's leftover pasta like we have all that pasta and i'm like i feel like i just woke it up but it was like lunchtime it was like yeah and i was like honestly like technically i can have pasta fuck it yeah

bring over the pasta i'm like drinking water girl breakfast girl breakfast go puff hella snacks gatorade zeros chips boom chicka pop cookies i go puff a whole that sounds so good that was i go puff a whole bunch of snacks i'm literally rotting on the couch like in a hoodie like i looked like a fucking mess like every time i took mac on a walk the neighbors were probably like

okay yeah mood so not okay i felt like garbage like i was like this was horrible i'm never doing it again like it just reminded me why i hate drinking like that you got acl this weekend bro yeah but i'm not even like drinking a lot of acl i know like yeah yeah

Like I'm not drinking a lot of ACL. Especially because it's so expensive. I'm just like doing my own thing. Yeah. Like ACL in a weird way is going to be my like. If anything. Well kind of. If anything it's just going to be like tiring on the body. Physically tiring. Because you're going to be like literally standing for so long. Physically tiring but not like.

hungover yeah i'm gonna be like physically tired but yeah so don't do that that was a big reminder for me of why i don't like because i didn't done in a while i was like yeah yeah maybe i'll just drink and then i was like literally the worst decision ever like you know how much you like to drink you don't like to drink that much you should have fucking gone home dumbass um but yeah i was hungover as shit and

It was really real bad. Yeah, that's not fun. I had the opposite. I think in a total of the amount of drinks I had over the weekend, I think I had like maybe like eight drinks because I didn't drink. Yeah, I probably had like eight drinks. Felt fucking great. And that was a span of what? Three days, four days? See, I feel like every other weekend, like I've kind of been like that. Like I've been like, I've done shots at a bar in a long time. Like I feel like every other weekend I like,

haven't really like i haven't been like oh my god i don't remember in a fucking long time yeah so that's why i think it was so shocking to me to wake up and be like i mean shit happens shit happens you know everybody everybody makes mistakes everyone makes mistakes everyone has those days what's that song hannah montana you're like off beat i can't sing i can't dance i can't do anything with any type of like rhythm you can play chess i can play chess

dude yeah okay so my saturday um was it was good but honestly like i knew i was going obviously during hurricane season and on the fucking map like on the weather thing it says like 50 rain every day and i'm like it's gonna hold off it's gonna hold off which it did it held off all the way until the very last day and luckily we went to the jw marriott the day before because that's the one thing i wanted to do was like go to like a resort and like act like i was like on a vacation because like when i go visit my grandmother's place like

I kind of feel like I'm like at home, you know, because it's like you're visiting. That's why I like visiting places that people live because it's like I literally am going somewhere where like there's a kitchen. There's a full bathroom stocked with shit. I need there's towels. There's literally everything. So like when I was going to the Marriott for the day, it just felt good because it felt like I was on a vacation. But anyway, Saturday I went on a nice long hot girl walk and I

Listen to a podcast and that morning was the morning he woke up and he felt like he had either like food poisoning or something from the night before. So he was down bad that morning. It was just like a trade off of like, all right, I'm grumpy period bloody like nausea, but now it's your turn. So you're going to be the one that's sick from food. So he was having his day and I went on my walk and I was just doing my thing all the way up until the morning, which Oh, random, but random.

fry or whatever one of the days oh when i went to the marriott got my first ever um public sandwich

very good have you ever gone public sandwiches before yeah yeah i like so we like i did that when jonah came to florida because that's just like what you do yeah the most florida day ever of like cuban breakfast public sub beach like that's just what you do yeah and he saw the post he was like oh oh sam's trying to be us and i was like like he was just like where they get that idea and i was like did you guys post it no but i'm like he was just fucking around like he was just like oh like like

they got public subs and went to the beach like we did that last week and i'm like that's just what you fucking do i was like that's like literally what you do every single person on that motherfucking beach had a public sub like yeah like i wasn't taking you to some special a special thing you're not that special like you're literally not special but yeah so we got that and a bunch of chips um the day before but anyway so launch every other day has been at like my grandmother's like

It's like included with like her membership through the place that she's staying at. It's so fucking good. But it was raining and I'm like, fuck, I want to eat there. But we have to sit outside and I get the one thing I get every single time there is a chicken salad salad. So it's chicken, scooby chicken salad on a mixed green salad with like crackers in it and all this shit. It's so fucking good. I love it. And yeah,

Did that and then because it was raining I was like, you know what? I'm gonna get another drink. So I got just like one drink for the day. You know what? But like dude rum gets me on my ass. I don't know why. That one drink though didn't. It was really weak. I think the reason I blacked out so hard too I was mixing like everything. See that's one thing I can't do. When I'm out like I'm sticking to one thing. And normally like I pretty much only do tequila because like I'm never and like

I got... Was it because probably other people were buying you stuff too? No, like in the beginning, I was just like not really that drunk. So like I got like a tequila drink and then a mule. But also if you know at the beginning of your night, you're not really drinking a lot, there's no problem with mixing those types of drinks. I didn't know we were going balls to the walls. I was getting like cocktails. But if you know you're going balls to the walls, you can't do that. I was getting like cocktails because I needed good tasting things because the pasta made me so full. Like I had two like fat ass balls of pasta. Yeah.

And then like the thought of immediately following that up with like a tequila soda, like the taste of liquor. I was like, I'm really full right now and that's going to make me vomit. Like that's literally going to make me vomit. Like I don't have it in me to stomach that right now. So I got tequila pineapple because I was like, I need something like a little more like good tasting. Like juice because like straight liquor is going to make me vomit. And then like I thought we were like going to keep it chill. So we went to Revelry and I got like a mule, like a Moscow mule. And then I got like a frozen mango margarita. Like I did the mix with like.

cocktails and then we went to whistler's your stomach was just like twisting and turning i went to whistler's and i got another like cocktail with god knows what in it so i'd like three drinks like not just like tequila soda tequila soda or hydrated and like it like it was just like fucking sugar cocktails yeah and then i went like ranch doesn't help the hangover either then i want like yeah then i went like ranch water green tea shots yeah which green tea shots like whiskey like jay

no good nope doesn't sound good like me that was just like i'm getting like second hand hangover just hearing this yeah no like don't be like me like don't be like me yeah hey guys as you know as you can tell from us rambling on in our podcast we're on the go a ton this summer whether it be lake days boat days traveling you name it we're on the go and need satisfying snacks that can give us a good source of protein through all of our summer fun activities and of course

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We were sitting by the pool. So I was like, all right, let's get the fuck out of here. And we decided, you know what? He couldn't really eat that day either. But I was like, let's go up to Naples and let's go shopping. So Naples from Marco Islands, like a 25 minute drive. We hopped in the car after we got ready back at the at the condo and we went up to Naples, walked around. There's like honestly not as many shops as I remember there being as a kid because we used to go there all the time as a kid. Like

We would take a boat up for the day and then park it at the harbor and then just get off the boat and walk around the downtown of Naples. And not many shops, but there was a Brandy Mevo. And I didn't realize, Taylor, Brandy Mevo has like the cutest accessories that are really cheap. I got a purse for $30. And I'm like, purses at Princess Polly are what? I feel like they're like $50. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I was like, so I got a purse there and they had a bunch of jewelry and all that stuff. But I was like, you know, I don't need all this, but this one person, I'm like, I want this purse. It was like a nice fall, like,

plat plated like purse i don't know how is brandy melville in business i don't know when that brandy melville though was very touristy like you know how they have the graphic tees a lot of their stuff just had naples plastered all over it so it was a very like touristy brandy melville when i walked in so i can see how that one can still be in business because it's like graphic tees and like naples and just like brandy melville has like a pizza place too in la i saw that i

I don't know. Brandy Melville's are so weird. Like, I went on this rabbit hole one time of, like, how sketchy Brandy Melville is and, like, how weird it is as a store. I just don't like how it's one size fits all. Oh, yeah. And I also, so when I brought my boyfriend in there and I was, like, shopping around, he's like, oh, get that. But, like, I didn't really want to have to explain to him, like, this is a one size fits all store. Like, that's not going to fit me. I didn't

didn't want to have to explain that to him. I was like, this is one size fits all, babe. Like, I'm gonna tell you. These are extra small. And like, I got big tits now. So like an oversized tee from there ain't gonna fit oversized. Like that shit's gonna be tight on my boobs. No, like I used to be able to fit like in Brandy Melville and like that's not happening.

I haven't tried, though, so maybe I'm wrong. I could probably put it in a shirt. The shirt he wanted me to get was just a touristy naples shirt. I held it up, and it's super cute. I would have got it, but I just knew that would have been tight on my boobs. Brandy Melville also sells olive oil. What? Wait, where?

I did not see that in store. Maybe it's not in all of them, but they sell olive oil literally on their website. Does it look like perfume? Does it blend in with the perfume section? No. No, I'm telling you. I went on this rabbit hole on TikTok of how Brandy Melville is really sketchy. It's on their website. Brandy Extra Virgin Olive Oil. Okay, that's weird. Why do they need to be selling olive oil? I have no idea. Why Brandy Melville sells olive oil?

um it's a women's clothing store and i just found out they sell oh well oh because on their navigation page you know there's like shirts shorts olive oil yeah what i don't know i don't like that isn't it weird yeah if it was it turns out it's pretty tasty

Olive oil? I'm not going to lie. I cannot taste the difference in olive oils. Me neither. No, but sometimes if you get a good olive oil, it's going to be like dipping bread in it. Yeah. Okay. Those types. But when I'm like cooking with it, like if I were to like be cooking something and use like two different ones and like eat them, like I don't really think I would notice that big of a difference. So the owner...

Is a man who owns like a... It's a man? A man owns Brandy Melvo. See, I don't like that, bro. I cannot stand... Men own everything. When men own like a woman-only brand. Men own Victoria's Secret. Men... It blows my mind. So he owns...

the farm in rome like you're telling me he's like designing the brandy well not designing but like he's he's in charge of like their like underwear line too like that's weird to me yeah i mean i was like pulling up the um underwear and brandy malvo and i was like showing my boyfriend like didn't these undies are cute he's like yeah sure sam but i'm like ew now i know it's like owned by a man

Yeah, most places are. I know. I don't like that. So it's just kind of like he's just using it to like sell more of his own olive oil. Like why don't you just come out with another... Like you're already a CEO of a big brand. Like open a new brand. Olive oil brand. Why does it need to be Brandy Melville olive oil? I don't get it. It's funny that it's olive oil too and not like a... Like sunscreen or something. Like something like...

normal i was gonna say it's like one size fits all i feel like the tiniest people ever in like olive oil is like high calorie yeah like oh yeah let's let's just drench all of our food in fucking olive oil and make sure no one can fit in my clothes it's also weird too to like have brandy melville like an extra small like attached to a pizza store yeah like don't eat too many you won't fit in our clothes it's like a teaser yeah it's like it's like which one do you want pizza or skinny clothes

Oh, God. Like, so toxic. Dude. It's like you can either buy from us clothes if you're skinny or pizza drenched in olive oil. Or if you have a really fast metabolism, you can get both. This is for skinny girls that can eat pizza and still be double zero. Oh, jeez. Damn. Crazy. But yeah, then when I was walking around Naples, because I haven't been there in like two years, or not even Naples. I haven't been to fucking Marco Island in like two years. Naples has been like even longer. Yeah.

I just didn't realize how Italian like that strip was and like the whole neighborhood. So I call my dad. I'm like, dad, like I totally forgot like how Italian Naples was. And he goes, Sam Naples, Naples. I'm like,

You're so right. Like I didn't put two and two together. I didn't put that together until you just said it. Yeah, I know. I was like, this is crazy because I'm literally, me and my boyfriend are walking up and down the strip and there's just so many Italian families speaking like Italian and like walking around and like,

like little like little boys like walking even they're like little gelato like sitting there on the side of the road with their espresso like it's just the cutest thing and i loved every second of just like people watching but i'm like why is going on like why are so many people here italian on that strip is there still an abbott's custard place oh dude i don't know there were so many gelato ice cream places

in italian restaurants like in like holes in the wall too like they're small and narrow like there could have been but yeah so and then after that the main reason i wanted to go to naples is because of this monkey bread place i'm monkey bread i'm a fucking scene for monkey bread like i had grown up my entire childhood going to not only this monkey bread place when i'm in florida but also like every holiday my mom cooks up monkey bread like

It's christmas morning. There's monkey bread on the table thanksgiving morning monkey bread on the table And so like that's just one thing that's like my treat my go-to treat like comfort treat um

And I was like, I need to go there and get this monkey bread. And it's called Monkey Bread Factory. It's in Tin City. So typically what we would do growing up is take the boat over to Tin City because it's like you can park your boat in the harbor, get off the boat real quick, run into Tin City, grab your monkey bread, get back on the boat, and then go about your day on the boat. But we obviously drove up. So we drove over to Tin City and I went in there and it's like...

It gives off like you are on the water. It's like a dock. It's a massive dock and stores within it. And you're just walking through like this dock area and there's little like shops like very touristy. But in there is like the monkey bread factory and they have like banana bread, monkey bread, blueberry monkey bread, cinnamon. I'm so hungry. Dude, I know every single flavor. I just got the classic because I was like, you know what?

Might as well just get the classic. I haven't had it in forever. And I got it and I got it not to go because I was like, I want to eat this right now before I drive back. And I ate the whole fucking thing by myself because my boyfriend couldn't have any because of stomach issues. So I'm just in there eating it. He's just staring at me. I'm like, you're making me feel like a fat ass. Do you want a bite? Take a bite.

But no, it was so good. And like with icing on it. Oh, I loved it. Sounds so good. Delicious. And then, yeah, the next morning I flew home and that was like a horrible fucking travel day. My flight got delayed four hours and we didn't have a direct flight going home either. So I was traveling for 12 hours, which is not really that entertaining whatsoever. Yeah, that's so annoying. Like traveling 12 hours for a two hour flight. Yep. And like...

I was supposed to get home at 3 and we didn't get home until 8 p.m. And it's like the amount of shit I could have done yesterday to like get ahead on the week, like go to the grocery store, clean, do laundry, like all that shit. And I'm like, fuck. But like it honestly could have been worse. I could have been traveling by myself. Like I said that to him, I'm like, I'm just happy I wasn't traveling by myself because it would have been 10 times worse. And the person in front of us on the flight back,

um we were in the back i've never sat in the back row before have you have you ever i've never sat in the back and i i always like thought that the back row was like really like congested and like smaller than every every row i don't know maybe it's just like what i see in movies but it wasn't and we were in the back row and the person in front of us clearly took like some type of like

drug or like xanax or something because he was like twitching and like doing all this shit like almost threw up and i'm like getting like flight anxiety i'm like oh my god if this man throws up i'm gonna throw up because i'm someone where if i see someone throw up or if i hear someone throw up i will throw up and i will gag yeah it's bad i used to be like that in like car rides when i was a kid too like if we would drive down to the cape from my house to the cape it's an hour

but if someone gets car sick in the car and we have to pull over and they throw up i'm 100 throwing up yeah my gag reflex with like car motion sickness and stuff is just not good so but yeah that was my sunday and you ride it on the couch your sunday yeah the hangover was real yeah

And I got a really, oh, I wrote down shitty Starbucks, which I'm like the color of your shaken espresso should not be like milky. Shaken espressos like are really hit or miss. Dude, I know. And it makes me so mad. I think I kind of like don't like them. I don't like them either. Like this past one that I just got. You're like an exorcist.

No, literally. No, I don't like it. No, like, literally, I was so excited. I hadn't gone to a shaken espresso in so long because I've been on my Americano grind. And I'm like, oh, my God, I'm going to get a shaken espresso. And I get it. It's literally milk. I'm like, this is literally like a milkshake. I don't want this. And I'm too scared and frightened to be like, can you remake this? Like, I don't want to be that girl that's like remake my coffee. Yeah, I don't really like shaken espressos. Like, I get my...

I can pumpkin cream cold brew and sub sugar-free vanilla. Speaking of coffee, I really want to go to Dutch Bros. Dude, I know. We need to go there back soon. And get a... Do they have the pumpkin? Probably. Yeah, that would be so good. We should do that this week. And I'll just get like a decaf. Yeah. I did that once when we went. Yeah, because I don't care. Like, I just want the taste. Like, I don't care. Yeah.

um but yeah that's it for my weekend i have a question for you before we like wrap things up are you like well i haven't asked you off mic might as well ask you on mic are you like prepared for acl yes but like not in the typical way like i've like like organized got your plan got your outfit so like i've said i don't know if i've said this like on here so

ACL obviously three-day music festival I'm going not the weekend that like most of my friends are going me and Sam are going opposite weekends um just because like um I really wanted to see Shania Twain like me and my boyfriend were literally gonna go to her concert so we were like oh my god she's coming to ACL like I just wanted to I really wanted to like see her so I wanted to go weekend one and

And it actually works out because I realized my like neighbor from back home who moved, like who I grew up with, like my best friend all my childhood is visiting Austin weekend to the next weekend. Yeah. Sick. Not not for ACL doing here. Her boyfriend has like a work convention. So she's just like coming coming along. So I was like, oh, my God. Actually, so funny. Like, I'm actually really, really free that weekend because like most of my friends are going to ACL and I'm going to get before. So like.

It's going to be kind of nice, though, that, like, we're overlapping. Because, like, half the group is doing, like, weekend one. Half the group is doing weekend two. So it's going to be relaxing having, like, a shift in weekends of, like, no obligations. Yeah. That's how I feel this coming weekend. And I just, like, don't... Like, I am in no, like... Because I was telling my boyfriend, it's, like, more his friends that I know that are going, like, that were going, like, this weekend. And I'm like, I have no desire, like, truly, genuinely to, like...

like have like a fuck ton of plans or like pre like i just don't want to be like oh we have to go to this pregame like oh fuck guys like i know i don't really want to pregame like the only thing is like we live so far so we need to like right but i'm gonna go with like just like us who can show up because i don't want to be like i want to get there like xyz time because like the people i want to see like i want to see noah khan like i want to do like this whole weekend for me is a noah khan fucking concert okay like that's like the only thing i'm so excited so i'm like

I want to get there at that time. And if we go to a pregame and it's like, we haven't left in time and like we're late and like, you know, just like fucking chaos. Like I want to go get to the stages that I want to be at, see who I want to see, leave when I want to leave, go and like,

do it like no stress like i don't want chaos like i want to go show up enjoy the fuck i literally don't even want to drink a lot because i want to like is you are the is the time slash lineup the same for friday like lumineers and kendrick lamar who are you saying i want to do lumineers see i want to i want to do kendrick lamar i don't want to do both like realistically i want to do both lumineers is at 8 10 kendrick lamar is at

8 40 right and it i think lumineers ends at nine so i'm like if i can fucking like mosh pit i want to do both i mean yeah like if it's like i will do both because like like i don't mind catching the end of like kendrick but like i just this weekend want to go to enjoy music not to like festival yeah like

Because half the time you pregame, you show up with a bunch of people, fucking lose them. I just really don't care to be doing anything that's going to make me feel stressed or overwhelmed. My boyfriend has two friends coming in town this weekend, or the weekend that I'm going. And I already know I'm going to probably lose him at some point just because his friends are in town. Maybe they want to do something different. And a bunch of my girlfriends are going to be the same weekend. So it's like,

We have like kind of groups like I know you have jonah like his friend So you're probably gonna stay with him. So I told my boyfriend i'm like I have an extra air tag I'm gonna put it on me and i'm gonna put an air tag on you and like if we lose each other because the cell service there Sucks sucks. So i'm like we're air tagging it like if I can't find you i'm gonna air tag you. Yeah Isn't that smart? Yeah, i'm probably like yeah, i'm probably never gonna be alone because I don't have like

other yeah i'm definitely gonna like probably at some point and i'm a wanderer too which is bad yeah i'm like a really bad wanderer yeah so we need an air tag on me um but yeah my goal is literally to like i even said one of the days maybe friday even like i'm gonna go like chill i mean all my outfits are still gonna be like fairly chill like i just i literally want this weekend to be no fucking stress like i don't want to like

Spend a fucking ton of time in an office. Be uncomfortable. Like, I don't want to be uncomfortable. I want to be, like, literally listening to music, having a good time, like, getting to bed at a reasonable hour.

not drinking a lot like i do not want any stress that's what i like about music festivals though or at least this one in general is that it ends at like 10 yeah it's not late i just don't like because that's like the same thing i thought it was like oh my god i drink so much this weekend like acl next weekend i'm like i'm literally like barely gonna drink like yeah like i don't need to drink to like

Fucking, like, see Noah Khan. Like, first of all, if I ever didn't remember being, like, seeing music, I'd be pissed. First of all. Like, I want to enjoy the concert. Yeah. Me too. So, yeah. Like, I'm really going to have the most chill... The most chill ACL. Like, I have...

no desire to do anything that's gonna make me miss music i want to see or make me be uncomfortable and like want to leave like you know what i mean i don't want to be like thing is the worst like i don't want to be like oh i want to go home like my feet hurt my feet hurt i'm so uncomfortable or like i'm drunk like the one time we went which we've so we've both been here for now going on three acls

Last year we didn't go because we were in san diego with our friends the year before that we did go we lived downtown So we lived so close We walked from our apartment, but now we live up north. So it's so much farther for us But anyways, we wore or at least I wore I don't remember what you wore But I wore my doc martin boots and you would think so comfortable so awesome. No Oh my god, I remember air forces, dude. I remember the walk back

Literally in so much pain in my feet. I was like, this is horrible Like everyone always like that's the go-to boot. I feel like with music festivals is doc martin boots No, like i'm not wearing those. I'm wearing cowgirl boots one day Yeah, I want to wear cowgirl boots and then probably just like forces the whatever day i'm not wearing country first day I'm, literally gonna wear a workout set and a fanny pack and forces or something or like a like I genuinely I don't know Yeah, I have one outfit

Remember that outfit that I got for Nashville? No. No. It's like the red and patterned pants with the matching. Yes. Wear that first day. I've never had anywhere to wear that. Dude, wear that the first day. So I feel like I'm going to wear it because I've literally never had anywhere to wear it. Dude, yeah. She got Odessa's on Sunday. And is that like... That's... Because, well, I was going to say... Yeah. Like, I feel like maybe that's for the... Maybe you're right. For the rave day. Yeah. Yeah.

I like that. Because I've never had anywhere to wear it. And I'm like, I don't think I'm going to wear it anywhere. Like, now or never. I have a few things from White Fox that I've purchased that I've never worn. I have for Saturday. I got this for Nashville, but now I don't think we're going. But I think I might end up going to Nashville twice. I'm going to Nashville that month for work. So I'm not going to go out, but I have to go for work. Which is so fun that I get to go somewhere for work. Anyways, I got this top. It's a denim star top.

with like studs on the sides so like the top of the star is like the halter and then the sides of the star go yeah so it's like a denim star yeah um and i got it for nashville and i've just so i'm gonna wear that for like noah conch and i twain yeah with like yeah that's a good day and with like a denim mini skirt like i'm gonna do like denim cowgirl vibes and then like literally like i don't know so that's like two outfits that i have and like if the last day is like

not a good outfit like as long as i'm fucking comfortable yeah i have like another whole week to figure that out but i definitely start like this week kind of looking at my closet but i'm very excited to just like have music like see like i'm so excited to see noah khan guys like i'm

shitting my pants. And I listen to it all the time. So now Jonah knows a lot of those songs. Like he didn't before, but like I'm always playing it. So he knows some of them. I was like, oh my God, you know the words. And he's like, I'd like, he like knows them now. And I'm like, good. I'm like, cause it's so good. I've been playing Odessa like crazy. I like, I'm so excited. I'm glad it's Odessa because I'm obviously not a huge EDM girl. Yeah, you get like a piece of it. But I do like, it's an EDM group I like. It's not something that I'd be like, oh my God, I have like,

literally no interest. Like, it's like, okay, I like... Because it's like feel-good EDM, too. It's not like... Like, Odessa's like... It's like pretty. Like, I don't know. Like, they make like pretty music. I hope the sun's down when he's on. I think he is. Is Odessa one person? I thought Odessa was like a group. Yeah, I think it is. Right? I feel like a dumbass not knowing. But, anyways. Isn't that crazy? Oh, fuck. I...

Didn't even fucking mention it. The fucking hard launch. Oh, yeah. What? Yeah. That's like so important. Yes. You hard launch your boyfriend on Instagram. Can we say his name or no? Well, OK, so here's the thing. I didn't tag him. I don't tag my boyfriend. And then like one one of his friends like tagged him in the comments and then I quickly deleted it because I was. But the thing is, like, I don't tag my boyfriend either. But like the thing is, like people know. Yeah. So like. Yeah. Like they know. I know. I know.

But also at the same time, I don't call him by his first name. So that's also... You can call him by his first name on here. What? Yeah, no, I know. No, I'm trying to start to call him by his first name. So maybe this will be good practice. Yeah. What's his name? Nick. I know you were texting me yesterday at the airport when I was like, oh, like Nick needs XYZ. I was like, who the fuck is Nick? You're like, oh my God, Nick. Like, haha, such girlfriend things. And I'm like cracking at my phone. He's like, what? I'm like...

Taylor's just making fun of me because I called you Nick. And I'm like, I'm trying to get better at it. But yeah, I heard lunchtime on the gram. I'm just kind of happy there's no like, like tiptoeing around a secret. I know. Okay. Well, yeah, yeah. That and like, I don't know. I just more or less. It was just I really wanted to like, obviously get a good photo with him, but also to like, like, wait until the three month mark, you know? Is it your three month? Yeah. Well, this weekend is. This week is our six. Yeah. So I'm like,

you know how the three month mark is like make or break i just like i'm just happy i don't have to be on here like oh fuck set his name cut it out like it's just like oh my god yeah we can like breathe like there's like a video i wanted to post but i was like oh my god like you're in the back can't post it like just like yeah random yeah random things like okay i don't have to like no i'm excited to do a couple content

And whatnot. That should be fun. The hard launch is on Sam's Instagram. And a good amount on TikTok, too. I was just doing vlogs this whole weekend, like, putting his face in there. I was like, we were both sitting there. Me and my boyfriend, he's like, bro, like, he's... And my boyfriend's like, bro, like, he's eating that shit up. Dude, yeah, he loves it. He keeps showing me his fucking phone of all the notifications he's getting. I'm like, yeah, you like that, huh? Sure. Yeah.

I was like, he's like, I gotta get the ratio up. I gotta get the followers up. I'm like, fuck off. Not the ratio. I know. I was like, you suck.

I need to eat lunch and then I need to get to work and I need to go to the post office. I'm taking merch to the post office because merch is 30% off t-shirts. Yeah, get your t-shirt. I was wearing one mine this morning. Yeah. It'll automatically apply. Check out if you don't see it on the website. I don't know. It just might not like show it when you're shopping. But when you go to check out there 30% off. So yeah. Yeah.

Hell yeah. Get your shirt. Match with us. Woo-hoo. All right. Bye, guys. Make sure you're following the Instagram, too, because we meme it up on there, and it's funny as fuck. Adios. Bye. Two sisters, one a respected TV producer, Jill Blackstone, and the other, Wendy. She was disabled, nearly blind and deaf, and Jill had devoted herself to taking care of Wendy. Jill was her best friend, her sister, her everything. But the sister bond was shattered when Wendy...

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