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reacting to you guys's assumptions about us yeah we're really raw dog in this one because i didn't take a sneak peek i didn't take a look at anything we had you guys um submit that on the instagram so if you're not following the instagram make sure you're doing that um yeah and while we're on the topic of following the instagram rate the podcast five stars helps so much takes like one tap you can do it apple spotify follow us on instagram and if you want merch we don't have new merch for the rebrand but the old merch all the t-shirts are 30 off

um and it'll automatically apply check out so just things yeah um but yeah we always talk for so long so we just got to get right into it yeah literally um one thing about us this week what's your one thing about you so one thing about me is that there is quite literally i think nothing on this earth that makes me happier than dance and like last week it like really like was like

made clear like I've always like known it makes me happy but I'm like holy shit this like changed my life and I get so many comments on my dance stuff like it's like my most engaged content honestly like the amount of y'all swiping up and I know it has to be some of you listening that are like so many comments are like oh my god I wish I could do this or like how'd you start

Like getting back into this or or I wish a place near me had stuff like this. I promise you a place near you has it. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. They you have it. You have to search. I did a ton of digging for this. Just fucking go. Like I go by myself. I wish like a friend or someone in our group like did that with me, you know, but like I couldn't wait for someone to like.

It wasn't like, oh, none of my friends would want to go with me, so I can't go. And I know that people listening to this right now, the call-outs all the time, saying, go to her class, go to her class. No. Literally never. I don't want to dance. It's just not in my body. It's never going to happen. I hate to break it to you. It's just never going to happen. So yeah, it's like, do I... Of course, if I had a fucking gang of people that wanted to go with me, that'd be obviously cool. But I raw-dogged it by myself, just went, and now I have my girls that I know there, and all of them.

The best thing ever. And I always get comments of people saying like, how'd you do this? You got to search the internet and you just got to go. And it makes me so fucking happy. Like it's the greatest thing I've ever done is taking dance. There you go. My one thing about me this week is I...

Mine's like so fucking not it's like the opposite yours is happy mine One thing about me is I literally had the worst back pain from my period and I was convinced All of last week because I was literally not even under my deathbed because like I would get out of bed But I would go over to the couch and just sit on the couch literally all day you were on your death couch I was on my death couch did not move all week I went I worked out twice last week and the only reason I went to those berry classes the two that I went to of all the workouts I did was because they were booked and

And I had to show up and I wasn't going to cancel them. I was like, you know what? Like if I wake up in the morning and I'm like,

Down for the count. I won't go but like if I was fine, I was gonna go And I really thought all of last week. I had a kidney stone. I was like i'm fucked I'm fucked I have a kidney stone because everyone kept being like oh like it might be a kidney stone whatever and then I had a one of my girlfriends who's Previously had kidney stones and was telling me about them But she was like no like you definitely don't have them wait until your period's over and if you still have that horrible back pain Then maybe considered getting it looked at but I think it's literally just

Back pain from your period and I have never experienced anything like it in my entire life and i've been struggling Which I haven't really talked about a lot on here But like my back pain i've been seeing a chiropractor for the last like I think we'll be coming up on three months like

In like a week or two. And I've been working on my back pain. I have very unsymmetric shoulders and hips. And that's due just, you know, playing sports my entire life, leaning over to the right side. So I'm very unsymmetric. My body leans one way. So it's caused lower back pain for me. And I've been working on that. And I just, it came out of nowhere during my period. I was like, fuck, this can't have anything to do with like my actual body.

shit that's going on it was definitely my period so literally the day of my period ending it went away added to the list of reasons why you can never win being a woman no literally you can never win it's crazy and i didn't think it's just weird like pms symptoms are very strange to me because they kind of are always changing for me it's never constantly the same thing like i didn't get the bed nausea because remember we were talking about hormone

Like that episode two weeks ago, someone was like, oh, how do you guys deal with like the nausea at night? I'm like, girl, like I literally always get that. But then last period, I didn't get it. You know, it's also the biggest thing that sucks about PMS is that PMS and pregnancy symptoms are like the same. Oh, I know. So you're like, am I getting my PMS?

period or am I pregnant I'm literally in to make it worse is I got my period 10 days late so I fucking was ripping out the pregnancy test left and right I was like I literally took one every single day and then one day I actually took one when my boyfriend was over and he like I'm sitting in the bathroom like having a fucking panic because like no matter what like even if you know it's gonna be negative you're still in panic like like I knew it was

gonna be negative but i'm just still taking it from my own conscious and i'm sitting there and i'm like fucking freaking out i'm like oh my god oh my god and he's like are you like okay i'm like no they'll never get it look i could not have sex for a year and take a pregnancy test and i'd still be freaking out but what if it's yeah literally so and i just realized you know what guys i know like

Two episodes ago, we were talking about hormone health. I was like, oh, yeah, like, I'm doing great, doing great. Nope. I'm realizing, like, my lifestyle has changed so much over the last two months that, like, it's starting to hit me. So... Same. I'm in that same boat where everything is kind of hitting me all at once. If you guys don't know, I'm coming off my antidepressants. It's kind of hitting me like a motherfucker. I'm going to talk about it more on TikTok, I think, because...

We have too many things to talk about for me to go into all my life problems on this show. So I'm going to try to dive into that on TikTok because life is fucking hard. And I feel that every time we're on here, like everything is great. The next day, I'm like, everything's everything sucks. Yeah. I'm like, I just told the podcast that everything was great. And today you got to catch us in the right, right phase. Yeah.

Oh, it's so bad. Anyways, let's talk about all things positive. Our favorites. My favorite's a book. Books, which I never do book favorites, which is odd considering all I do with my free time is read. It is the Mindfuck series. I forget who writes it, but if you look it up, it'll come up. It's five books. Really short. Honestly, all five books. Does it really fuck your brain? No. It's about a serial killer who's dating an FBI agent.

So he's trying to solve a case, but she's the serial killer. Okay. But it's trigger warning. Like, it is graphic. It is very graphic. Like, it's honestly... In that way, it's kind of fucking with my head because it's fucking graphic. Mindfuck. Like, major sexual assault trigger warning. It's so graphic. But...

It's good and it's short. Like, it's five books that are all like 150 pages. So it's really helping me with my 50 books goal because I just cranked out five books. And where are you at? Like 40 something. I'm going to finish. You got a month and a half left. No, I'm like, I'm reading my ass off. No, I'll just stress you out. I'm reading my ass off, y'all. Like, the reading grind is I'm reading like a bitch. So, yeah. But yeah, the book series is really good. You should read it if you're looking for a book to read. Mm.

My favorite of the week is plaid skirts. I bought four of them on Amazon this past week and only three of them have come in so far. I'm waiting on one more. But no, not even skirts, skorts. Sorry. Skorts makes a big fucking difference. I wore a skort on Saturday. Oh my goodness. Guys, you can like drop it like it's hot and fucking roll around, move around. And I'm one person when I'm drunk, I am running around like a crazy person and wearing a skort.

game changer and the plaid ones they're so cute they literally go with anything like especially in the winter when you're kind of layering up and bundling up you kind of have to rely more on like the actual thick piece rather than like over the summer you can wear like a really detailed cool top you can't really do that because you have to wear a jacket and it gets covered so the skirts that i've been wearing have been like my staple piece in my outfits and i love it yeah i need to get more because i wore a skirt a skort

on saturday and i i did feel so free yeah you know who has really good squirts too is garage mine is from abacus two of mine are from garage but they're just plain ones i have a black and a gray one from garage and i was like you know what we're gonna venture off they don't have any plaid so i went on amazon and bought a bunch of plaid ones yeah i'm gonna need to i'd get more because i got like a school girl one like you know the school girl like they flow out and they're like the

blue and green plaid one. Yeah. I got to figure out how I'm going to wear that one. I'm excited. But I've been really using my templates that I've been making on my Instagram of the outfit inspo's. I've been truly like sticking to my word with like making those and then buying the

the pieces for it and then recreating it so nice yeah i'm in like my fashion girl era fashion girl era and fucking my boyfriend's listening to this right now don't make it into a fucking era it's fine guys after um because you said that on the pod about how you make everything in era blah blah blah the next day i got a text from my mom of her like coffee and i guess she ordered like a cute little trendy cup and she just said in my iced coffee era yeah i'm like i'm

See? No, everything seriously is an era. Yeah, my mom's catching on. Dude, and I said something to my boyfriend this weekend too about something he did. I go, oh my God, you're like truly in like your blank era. He's in his Fetty Hat era. He is in the Fetty Hat era. He loves that hat. I kind of like it on him though.

I don't like it. I think you should toss it. That's how it matters. You're the only opinion that matters. Exactly. I'm the only opinion that matters. You hear that? My opinion means nothing. Are you listening right now? I'm the only opinion that matters. Yeah, my opinion means nothing. I know.

But yeah, like Fetty High era, football era, parents era. Literally parents era. You know, it's all an era. Do you have any hot topic? I do have hot gossip, which I think the number one thing that the world is quaking over is the Travis and Taylor updates from her show in Argentina. And I just got to say, I'm obsessed with them and I hope they get married. So many things like in the comments, like this is so PR, but what?

I just like can't tell because it's like it's not anymore. In a way, it's too it's too perfect that it's like this. Like it's also way too dragged out if it's still way too. There is usually something that's like quick gets your mind fucked. Like they're dragging it out. And normally PR is like they were at a restaurant. But he's like with her dad in a tent. Do you know what I mean? You know, bro, like normally it's like, oh, they were spotted at dinner.

Oh, crazy. To be with her father, like one-on-one with her dad at her show in another country. And she's going to like all his games and like having the other wives over at her apartment. Like, yeah, this is not PR. That's what I'm thinking. Even if it started that way.

like even if that was the original it started that way I think they I think like now it's for real and I'm also I think it could be both it probably is doing fucking well for them they're gonna keep going and get the photos and have this set up moments because they're living their best life yeah but like Taylor Swift is doing so well she doesn't need to be doing something she doesn't want yeah you know

Like her publicist doesn't need to put her in a fake relationship. She's doing fine. Travis's podcast, I don't listen to it, but I see clips on it on TikTok all the time. And his brother is so good at being like a little like

He knows the answers, but he's trying to get it out of him just so he'll say it on the podcast. And I remember a week and a half ago, there was a clip and he was like, oh, you're going on vacation somewhere, aren't you? And he goes, oh, yeah, I'm going somewhere below the equator. He goes, oh, really? Below the equator? Where? He's like, it's not like Argentina or something, right? And he was like,

He just like smirked and laughed and they ended the clip. And then like a week and a half later, he's in Argentina. I'm obsessed. Like he's so hot and she's the most successful woman right now. You just love to see like two people living their absolute best life. Like he's literally the hottest star football player. She's a billionaire. Great. Yeah. Live your fucking best life. Imagine being their kid. They would be so straight. Like they would be not normal.

And you know what's weird? Travis Kelsey is like so famous right now.

But give such normal energy. Just as a podcast with his brother. Okay, he does, but I'm just going to say no matter who Taylor's with and has a kid with, I don't think Taylor's kid's going to be very normal. No. Like, at all. Well, you can't. I know. But, like, seeing Travis's brother, like, his... Normal. Yeah, normal as fuck. But Taylor Swift is, like, the most famous fucking girl. You can't... Oh, my God. Sweetest thing, which this also reminds me of...

It reminds me a lot of Alex Earl's current situation in this way that I'll say. So, like, it was a thing of Taylor saying...

She has a song, Peace, that's about how she could never give a man true peace because no matter what, she can't control. Like, there's going to be tablets. There's going to be pictures. Like, stuff she can't control. Yeah. And that she hopes she's enough for someone on her own that all that annoying shit is something they could put up with and that that's, like, really hard for her to deal with. And then he was at a press conference being, like, I don't know, just so supportive about it. Like, talking about it like it is what it is. Like, you know, just, like, so supportive about it and, like,

it's like, oh my God, like she needs that. Like, that's so sweet. Yeah. But the thing is so okay with it. It reminds me of Alex Earl because Braxton is like when Alex Earl was dating that Tyler Wade dude, like the content with him was like, like she wasn't comfortable and she's so comfortable and like shining with Braxton. And you can just like tell in people like, yeah, this guy's like making you feel good and bringing out like a good side of you. And if you were with your other boyfriend making TikToks, you were just like,

Not feeling yourself. Yeah. And he's like bringing it out of her. It's so cute. I'd love to see it. I can definitely see that. But what I was going to say. Fuck. What was I going to say? Oh, that like with the whole tabloids and everything right now, it's very positive things.

But like, God forbid, things negatively start to come out, then maybe his stance may be a little bit different. Maybe. But she was more so talking about in the sense that people are going to take pictures of you. Regardless of what they say, you're going to go out and someone you won't even see took a picture of you from 200 feet away with the camera. And there's nothing she could do about that. And that's just kind of the situation. People are going to take fucking pictures of you. And I'm just obsessed. I love it.

that's pretty cool i have literally no fucking okay i have one more thing to say um and it's it's it's had some time to marinate in my brain of kylie's clothing line dude yeah we were talking about this the other day um i don't like the cash i love i just want to preface i'm not a kardashian hater i love the kardashians i like i am not a kardashian hater some people hate on them for every fucking drop they do of anything no no i'm not a hater

I think this is like a cash grab. Why are we doing a clothing line? I know. Like you're a billionaire. Like do something else with your money. What I said to you the other day was that

I don't like it because it's not even her style anymore. Kylie Jenner literally does not dress how that clothing line currently is. Maybe she'll change it and she'll add in more pieces. But the leather, the hardcore stuff, she doesn't dress like that anymore. And it's just weird to see her promote that stuff when she literally dresses like a little fairy princess now. Yeah, I just...

And she's like official with Timothee Chalamet. Yeah. Official, official. I don't fuck with... Like you're a billionaire with this makeup company. Keep going with the makeup company. All the time and effort it put to make this clothing company, you could have done something just like good for the fucking world. I don't know. And I don't expect every celebrity or famous person to be like a humanitarian. Like you can do whatever you want with your money. But you have so much money. Like you could have like...

I don't know, like a person like that could do so much. Yeah. And you just like did a clump.

We're doing bomber jackets. You know, like you could literally, I haven't seen. You could change the world. Like Kylie Jenner could change the world. I haven't seen good reviews on this stuff either. Like they're really big. Yeah. Like people, that big jacket, that's like a full body jacket. People are getting like extra, extra smalls and they're still oversized. It's like her swim. Yeah. That was like trash and she never did it again. Like Kylie Jenner could like cure world hunger.

Like she's a billionaire. Yeah. We're doing puffer coats. I don't know. Like I just think I don't like the cash grab of just like I'm dropping a business to drop a business. Yeah. Like just make your makeup like stick stick to your thing. That's how I feel.

I don't think I think I own one thing from her makeup line. It's her lip. Her matte lipstick, which I actually really do like. It's like a dupe, not a dupe because it's still fucking kind of expensive, but it's the same color as the Charlotte Tilbury pillow talk lipstick, but it's matte and I like it. Yeah, her makeup, like her lip kits were all the rage in like 2016. Like they're not bad.

I just, I don't know. I'm not a fan. But that's kind of all I wrote down. I figured I actually got a few questions because I went to see one of the new movies. So there's this PR agency here in Austin that will invite Taylor and I every now and then to movie premieres. And I went to Salt Burn last week and I got quite a few people asking me for like a review on the movie. It comes out, I think, next week.

Or this week. Can't remember. But the movie was really fucking good. Like, honestly, it's not a movie where I would see the preview for it and be like, oh, I want to go see that. But because I was invited out and it was free for me and I got, like, free food, free drinks, whatever. It was a free day and night, okay? I went and it was actually really good. It was... I don't know if I should have been laughing during the entire movie, but it was basically just...

a movie. From back in the day, they went to this college and this guy falls in love secretly with another guy, but then they become really good friends and then summer comes around and he gets invited over to his big mansion to spend the summer with him in this big mansion and then

I don't want to spoil the movie, but shit just fucking goes down. And it was a really good movie. And I was not expecting it to be that good. Because at first I was like, what the fuck did I send up to come watch? Yeah. So if you need a movie rec, Salt Burn, it's coming out. I'm going to need to like block that PR agency that's inviting me to movies because it just reminds me that I don't have a boyfriend to go like see a movie with. Yeah. Like they sent out an email being like, we're showing Elf and doing like holiday cocktails and like holiday movie night. I was like,

I'll go like jump off a bridge no it's fine I'm like no no it's fine like I'll jump off a bridge like that'd be the perfect thing to go with a boyfriend do stop emailing me yeah they're a lot of fun you would be like literally stop emailing me I'm over it yeah

I'm trying to scroll through to see if there's anything else that I want to talk about, but not really, honestly. Yeah. We had an eventful week anyway, and I feel like that's what the people care about the most. Our goss. Yeah, literally. If you take a look at search trends, interest in learning a new language is only increasing over time. And there tends to be a bit of spike in the fall. It's a perfect time to pick up a new hobby, like learning a new language. And with Babbel, you can start speaking a new language in just three weeks, just in time to show off

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Get 55% off at babbel.com slash one thing spelled B-A-B-B-E-L dot com slash one thing O-N-E-T-H-I-N-G. Rules and restrictions may apply. So weekend recap, ladies and gents. My Thursday was...

Actually, all of last week, I was fucking out every single night besides one night last week just doing things like after work. Thursday, my boyfriend and I went to dinner. There was my favorite restaurant, Bar Peach, was doing a collab with an Italian restaurant. And I was like,

And like, that's the best of both worlds. Okay. My favorite restaurant in an Italian restaurant doing a collab. So we went and got dinner and it was fully comped. The owner actually invited me out, which I didn't realize that the owner actually knew who I was from Bar Peach. And I was the only influencer that he invited over to go do content for them. And he came over to me and like was talking with me for like 15 minutes. And I was like, oh my God, you were like literally the sweetest little soul ever. And he's opening up more Bar Peach locations like around here.

I think he's changing the names to them though. And then he ended up bringing me like another glass of wine after I already ordered a glass of wine. And I was like, okay, it looks like I'm kind of fucked up right now. Like that's fine. But the food was good. It was, um, I got a kimchi pizza and I would have never thought that like kimchi on pizza would go. It was good. But the only thing that I felt like it was missing was like marinara sauce on it. Like,

I don't know. But, you know, can't complain. It was fucking bomb. I'm definitely have to go back there because that's the restaurant you went to when it was called Sam or Simitaro's. And now it's called La Volta Pizza Club because an owner overbought it.

So I'm gonna have to go back and actually get the Italian menu. Yeah. I went. It was really... That place was really good. It was really... It's really cute. It's a hole... Well, not a hole in the wall. Like, to me, it was a hole in the wall because I was like... It's tiny. Yes, it's tiny. But also, like, when the fuck am I ever driving on 10th Street? Yeah, it's in a random spot and it's very small. Yeah. So, yeah. Recommend La Volta Pizza Club. It used to be Samarato's or Samator's. Whatever the fuck you call it. They have a pizza truck too, but...

If you want the dinner vibes, it's pretty cool. Yeah. And they don't take reservations, right?

I don't know. I don't think they do. I think I remember you mentioning that. I just didn't have a reservation when I went. I don't know why. Maybe they didn't. I don't think they do because the amount of people that were waiting in the little lobby thing, I was like, oh, damn. You can't bring a big amount of people there. Yeah. It's like a date night type place. Yeah, there's only tables for max four. Yeah. I had a chill Thursday and Friday. I don't have much to say. I literally just went to dance on Thursday and then...

Had a very, very, very to myself Friday trying to... Not really, dude. We went to the Skims pop-up. We were like... Oh, we went shopping on Friday. I'm thinking after on Friday. Oh my God, we did go shopping on Friday. Yeah, no. So guys, I knew I wanted to go shopping on Friday, whether it was to the mall or to the domains. And there's like two different... You got to pick which one you're going to go to because it's completely different stories at both of them. And Taylor really wanted to go to the Skims pop-up and she thought that it was only for the weekend. Yeah.

So we were like, okay, full send, let's go. And after we both worked out, we went over to the domains because they're doing a first ever pop up here in the United States, which is pretty fucking cool. Yeah. And it's going to be permanent location. Yes. Which. So I'm going to have no money. Yeah. That's the. We fucking showed up to this thing, though. First of all, we had no idea where it was. So we're like walking and I'm like not seeing it. I'm also blind as fuck. So I'm like looking around, like squinting, trying to find a sign. And we.

we would have saw it right away given that line because the line was so long but it was like around a corner so we didn't even see it until like we actually asked someone that had a skims bag yeah where is that they're like literally right around the corner yeah i saw the girl's skims bag sitting outside starbucks and i was like excuse me miss where did you get that and where is the skims and she's like the line's really long but it's worth it we were like

Okay. Yeah, so we get in the line and it wraps around the corner. So we haven't even seen around the corner. We literally get in line and we're standing there and we're like, we already know it's long. But then I was like, hold on, Taylor. Let me go check how long this line is. And I look around the corner. We had at least four other stores lined

Like before the skims entrance of the door. And I was like, fuck, dude, we are going to sit here forever. And we gave it like five minutes. We waited six minutes. Yeah, six minutes. So I posted, we got coffees and we did a taste test TikTok of the coffees, which my coffee was so bad. We both got nasty ass drinks. Nasty ass coffees. Like I don't even know what I was drinking. I was like, I want to try something new. So I got a nitro coffee.

Dirty chai Thinking it's like a nitro cold brew With chai flavoring Nope it was like a frappuccino type thing I don't even know what I got Disgusting threw it away And I

posted that tiktok and then she was like oh like how long do you think we've been sitting here i'm like oh let me just check the tiktok we literally posted it right when we got in line it had been six minutes we probably maybe moved up like three people in line and i was like dude like we're gonna be sitting in this line for at least 45 minutes yeah i was like let's just when we got there we saw the line i was like let's give it like 10 minutes see how far we get yeah let's see in 10 minutes

The amount of ground we cover. And not that much. And then I was like, oh my God, what if we go in there and they don't have what we want? Because then I would be mad if I walk in there and they don't even have what I want. So we finally made the decision to quit.

leave the line and spend our money elsewhere yeah because I one thing I didn't want to do is wait in that line for 45 minutes be in there for another 30 minutes and then not walk out with anything I would've been so mad and we knew so I had to look up to see if it was actually gonna be a permanent store or not because I'm like I'm not gonna leave this line if this place is only here for the weekend like I'll wait if it's only here for the weekend but we found out that they're doing like a two week trial and if all goes well which it's gonna it's fucking skims they're

they're going to turn it into a permanent store. So I was like, fuck this. Let's come back during the middle of the week when no one will be here. And that's going to be our new plan. And we just went and shopped throughout the domains. I was honestly looking for plaid skirts or just something to wear because I was going...

Out to meet my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was like, I need something conservative, which you didn't get anything. I didn't get anything, but that was, I just needed a backup plan because all of those things from Amazon were coming in that day. So I didn't want to go home and then not be at the front steps, which luckily they were at the front steps and yeah, not the best shopping trip. Also, I thought that while the skims was there, cause then we found out it was there for two weeks and,

I didn't know if it was restocking. I'm like, is it two weeks? And by the last day, they're going to have one thing in there? No, they were restocking everything. So I'm like, oh, if nothing's going to sell out, let's dip. I did some damage. I did a haul on TikTok, bought some things because I'm just, I like spending money. Yeah. And then the real main reason I need to leave the house was because I needed to go to Whole Foods and do the Amazon return thing. I had three things I need to return on Amazon. So we went to the Amazon that's literally in the domains right down the street.

And I was like, Taylor, I'm fucking starving. And we happened to be talking about fucking rotisserie chicken. I don't know how that conversation got brought up.

And then we walked into the Whole Foods and then I saw the rotisserie chicken. I was like, fuck, that sounds so good right now. So returned our stuff, got rotisserie chicken, got an Olipop, got back in the car. Taylor already was eating her protein bar before we even fucking checked out. I was so hungry. She was so hungry. But I was like, I'm hungry too, but I can't just pull out this rotisserie chicken in the middle of Whole Foods. So got in the car, started to open the bag of the rotisserie chicken. I was making a TikTok about it.

And I was so confused. I'm sitting there. A car is pulling out next to us in the parking spot. And then as that car is pulling out, another car comes swooping in. And this man is in the driver's seat. And he's right next to me. He starts screaming, goes, miss, miss, miss. And I'm like, what? What? And like, I can't hear shit. And I think he's saying tick tock, tick tock, tick tock. And he's not. So I'm like, you know what? I'll make Taylor deal with this. So I go, Taylor, someone's calling your name. Yeah.

He was asking me about the dent on the back of my car because people in Austin, or maybe this happens other places, but this happened to me once before where this guy was like, hey, I could fix that bumper. It's like a hundred bucks like right now. And just my instinct was he's going to kill me. I don't know. So I was like, no, thank you.

But then I saw on TikTok a girl in the same place was like, hey, they just offered me to do this. I'm grocery shopping. I told them they could. We'll see. She was like, am I going to get robbed? I don't know. Like, and they really did just fucking fix it. And after I saw that TikTok, I'm like, God damn it. I should have said yes. You should, though, because people are going to keep asking. But they did the same thing. They're like, your bumper. I was like,

Bye. But I wasn't like, what was I going to do? Sit there in the parking lot. We're going home. Yeah. It only makes sense if you're like parked. If you were going about to walk into the grocery store. I'm like, no, thank you. You know, you need to do is go to Whole Foods again and just stand there. Stand there.

hoping someone will come up with your fucking... I'll eat a rotisserie chicken. Maybe the rotisserie chicken is the calling. My car smelled like chicken all day after. Did it actually? I got in, I was like, it smells like chicken. Fuck. Well, I mean, chicken smells bomb. Yeah, I was like, it smells like chicken. So yeah, then we went back and I had to get ready for...

the comedy show with my boyfriend and his family, which again, I will say it a million times. I was not nervous, never nervous. And my boyfriend wanted me to be nervous so badly to meet his family. And if anything, I was just really excited because it was like putting the puzzle pieces together. I was super excited because, you know, it just adds another layer of like the relationship with someone. Once you start to like get to know his family, like where he's from, visiting his hometown, like stuff like that. So I was very excited about it. And we went to a comedy show. But before that we went to dinner and,

literally right next door whatever that restaurant is right next door we've done it every single time we go to that comedy show we would just go right next door and then pop right into the comedy show and every time we've gone to the comedy shows have you been to comedy mothership or mother is it mother comedy comedy comedy mothership yeah yeah how does he get tickets for that just online on their website like they're always sold out so far in advance does he really yeah no well he got the he bought the tickets like two months ago that's yeah okay but usually we'll get them like if we know like

whatever weekend we don't want to go out, we'll just buy them like a week before. Yeah. So what we usually have been doing is with the tickets, we'll just get single tickets and then you just sit in like the chairs when you go in. But we got a full booth this time because there was four of us and those booths were so uncomfortable. Like I was squirming like the whole time, like in my chair and I got a glass of wine and then a water. Cause you, when you go there, you have to get a minimum of two drinks per person.

Yeah. And I'm like, I don't want to get drunk right now. I'm like with his family. So I was like, I'll get one glass of wine and then a water. Like that's what I did. And the comedy show was really good. There was three people. Usually we've been going to the comedy shows where it's just like 10 people go on stage and each person gets like 10 minutes on the stage. But we actually went to like a full show, um,

by someone. I don't know who exactly the comedian was, but she was really good. So there was only three people on stage and the show was about two hours and then I just went home after that. Yeah, I just had a chill night home. I didn't do anything. Yeah. I went to a workout with a friend and then she was like, we're going to dinner if you want to come. Like, they want to go out, but I don't want to go out. I did not want to go out. And I was like, they're literally going to go out. Yeah, they always say that.

It's kind of one of those things where it's like, I can't put myself in that situation because then I'm going to go. And I, like, didn't want to drink, didn't want to go out. So I was like, no. And then I see on Snapchat them just raging. And I was like, knew it was coming. Yeah. Didn't want to go. Especially, like, that group. Like, it depends on the individuals. Like, it depends on the individuals that are going to dinner on if they're going to go out. Like, I'll base it off that. Yeah. Yeah.

That crew. I was like, you guys are going to go out. Because I'm like, if I go to dinner, I'm not going to be like, I'm going to end up, if you guys go out, I'm going to go out. Yeah. So I had to make the smart decision for myself. Because then in the morning on Saturday, I had an 8 a.m. Barry's. Yeah. So I was on the move and I had to go to the chiropractor. So I did my Barry's class in the morning, got my back cracked.

It felt really nice. And then I had the whole day. Yeah. I've been doing my runnings. This is my fourth week doing it. And I'm so fucking fed up running with my boyfriend. Guys, how does anyone convince their boyfriend to run with them when they literally don't want to do it? I...

Week three, begged him. Begged him to get out of my bed because he slept over at my house. So it was a little bit easier to get him to come with me because he was at my house. What is he going to do? Stay in bed while I go? No. So I was able to manage to get him to come with me. But this past weekend, we didn't have a sleepover. So he was at his house and I was at my house. And I called him...

And I was like, hey, are we going and he was like Not today not happening and i'm like i'm not gonna beg you over the phone to come with me Like you're either gonna come or you're not so I was like, you know what? I don't want to run outside by myself. That sounds like my worst nightmare I'm gonna try it on the treadmill this week. So I ran on the treadmill and I did a full mile and a quarter of running stopped walked a quarter mile and then ran another mile and then

And then it was three miles before I knew it, which it was like hard. I think the treadmill, we need to turn it around. So it faces outside with the garage. We need an extension cord. Oh, fuck. Because it's I'm staring at the wall. That's what I want. And I'm like, and I know we don't have a great view out the back, but it is still nice to just like. Yeah, that's what I wanted. But yeah, we need an extension cord.

Yeah. I literally was like, can I face this way? He was like, it needs to fit the, like, it's not going to reach. And I was like, okay. So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I got to figure out what my little regimen is going to be with the running on the treadmill because I can't stare at that. The t-shirt over the screen helps, but at the same time, I'm like, I need something to like my brain. If I'm on the treadmill, I need to watch something. Yeah, but that's the thing is I could watch like the trails. You can set up the trails running on the thing, but then you still see the time and the distance. Yeah.

So I need to figure out maybe how I can cover it, maybe get sticky notes and just put them right over the things because I can't do it. I'm checking that thing every two seconds. Yeah. It's horrible. And so another thing with the running is I don't know if I want to run a half marathon in January or not.

That sounds really fun. I'm telling you, I don't know if I said it on here that I stumbled on New York City Marathon. TikTok was engulfed in it. And all of a sudden I had this overwhelming urge that I had to run the New York City Marathon sometime in my life because I'm obsessed with it. Yeah.

So now I'm like, yeah, run it because I'm obsessed. Because I'm running three times a week. So I do berries twice a week and then I'm running just free will on Saturdays, which I'm nowhere near the distance to run a half marathon. But if I really like commit to it, I think I could fucking do it.

But at the same time, I'm like, should I do like a 5K? Which a 5K I'm doing on my own every weekend anyway. 5K is not a lot. So I'm like, what do I do? You just – like a half – like it is a lot, but I'm thinking it's really not especially like –

We were talking about it. Like, the run-walk I used to do, like, I genuinely think I could have done 13 miles. And the energy and the atmosphere of actually being in a race is so much better. Like, if I'm running... 100%. If I'm running around hundreds of people, oh, dude, I would fucking... That's like... It's like a performance. Yes. Yes.

Yes. It's like the adrenaline. It's the same thing with anything. When I'm playing a field hockey game, if I'm wearing my watch during a field hockey game, I probably ran a half marathon. That's the same thing with like just the adrenaline level. Like let's say with dance, like you do a dance one time full out. Oh my God, you're dead. Then you do a show and I do like 15 full out dances back to back and I'm fine. Like you can like it's the adrenaline level.

It's the adrenaline. It's like you're on a stage for all these people to see. You gotta go. And I would love to do it with my boyfriend, but he just fucking...

I'll run it. Doesn't care. Like, yeah, you want to run it? I'd run it. I told our friend group, I'm like, we should do a run club. I would run it. A friend group run club. I would do it. Yeah. I don't know when exactly it is, but I know it... Or is it in February? I think it's in February. Because we were like, oh, we should... January. No, it's in January. Oh, because I was like, oh, we should do dry January. It's January 21st. Yeah, because I want to do dry January anyway. So I'm like, I could just really fucking commit all of December and January and... Listen, I would do it. I would do it for the...

For the vibes. Even if I fucking end up walking half of it, I don't care. That's what I'm saying. Because, I'm sorry, it's me against me. If someone told me they walked 13 miles, I'd be like, damn, that's so impressive. Yeah. Like, that's a lot. Yeah. Yeah, I would do it. Like, I would do it for the vibes. Yeah. Um...

Anyways so I fucking did not realize I was going to brunch with my boyfriend he like told me like after I got back from not back from my room because I was in the garage he goes oh do you want to come to brunch I'm like brunch I'm like literally sitting there mouthing my my oatmeal I'm like which thank god I ate my oatmeal because brunch by the time we actually sat down was like one o'clock so I'm like thank god I had breakfast because if I waited until brunch because there was such a long wait I would have passed out so whatever we get to brunch and we went to cafe no say which I've literally put everyone on that restaurant so

so happy i have because it's so good so anytime someone's like oh let's go here i'm like hell yeah i'm coming and i really wanted to get the ham and cheese croissant as my meal because the fucking croissants are massive there and they were like oh we only do 30 of them a day fresh ones a day and they were sold out it was already one o'clock so i'm like makes sense so i got a butter pecan croissant it was so good wait you know we should do like one of these days we should go get like

A pastry and a coffee there. Uh-huh. And then like work. Uh-huh. Some work. Yeah. I would be so down. Tomorrow? I could do tomorrow. I think I can too. Wait. Yes, I can. I can do tomorrow. Sick. Fuck yeah. Nice. Dude. We are in our pastry era. Nice.

Yeah, you were at brunch for a long time, so that makes sense you didn't sit till 1 because I was like, this bitch is like... Well, to be fair, we were also walking around South Congress after. His mom really wanted to get cowboy boots, and I was like, I know the best places, so we brought her to a few different places to shine them on, and then she ended up getting boots at Freebirds, and then, yeah, I went home from there. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I had like such a slow day after all my like things because they were done so early that by like 1030 I was home. Yeah. And I was like, oh, fuck. I don't have plans till like seven. Well, tell the world how you almost got fucking scammed. Oh, my God, guys. I almost got scammed. I got scammed out of two dollars. So luckily I didn't get fully scammed.

So someone knocks on the door. It's like right before Sam gets home too. I wish you were home. It was, I kid you not, five minutes before you walk through the door. I wish you were home. Yeah. So someone knocks on the door. I'm thinking it's a package or something. So I go open the door and someone's leaving, which I almost fucking missed it. I should have taken like 10 extra seconds and she would have been gone. Do you look at the people? I always look at the people when someone knocks. She was like, like,

She had left... You couldn't see her? She was behind the wall. So I was thinking there was going to be a package. Because someone like rang the doorbell and left. Oh, okay. So I like opened the door and then she was like, oh, hi. And...

The lady was like mentally disabled. Like, okay. Just like setting the scene. And she's like really nervous talking to me. So obviously I have to hear her out. Okay. I'm not going to get horrible karma by like turning away this woman who's trying to talk to me. Like, hello. So I'm like, oh, hello. Mac like runs out. I'm like, oh, sorry. And she's like, I'm trying to get people to vote for me. Like,

For this thing. She's like, sorry, I'm really nervous. And I'm like, oh my God, I feel so bad. Like, I feel so bad. This girl is like trying to... I'm like, it's like, take your time. Like, I'll hear you out. And she's like telling me how she's trying to... I don't even know because she was like so nervous and like stumbling over her words that I honestly don't even really know what she was running for. But basically...

The premise of it was something in this organization that they like sell like books and magazines to raise money for the children's hospital. And she like wants to be some person that's like high up in it, something of that nature. So riddle me this. There's this lady that is like mentally handicapped telling me that she's trying to raise money for the children's cancer hospital.

So you're like, what am I supposed to do? Slam the door in her face? No. I'm like, okay, I need to do something. Like, I need to do something or else someone's going to fucking make a TikTok about me that I didn't fuck this lady and I'm going to have the worst guilty conscience for the rest of my life. Someone can need help. And I was like, I don't want

I didn't want like to buy something. Yeah. I was like, is there, I was like, how do I vote for you? And she's like, we're trying to raise $200. That's a small goal. So I was like, I'll give her like a few bucks over Venmo because $200 is not a lot. Like I was like, what's like the Venmo? She was like, just put my name in it. Like my name's Brianna. Like,

when you like send it i sent two dollars to this thing okay with like her name so she got like her vote or whatever and i was like bro that was so sketchy which is why i only like sent two dollars because i'm like if i look it up and this is legit maybe i'll make it more but i was like let me whatever so i look it up and the first thing that comes up is people selling magazines like for the scam yeah dude god damn it but i will say though i don't think that girl was the scammer i think she might be getting like

scam too also yeah do you know what i mean like i don't think she was the problem taylor's like explaining this entire thing to me and i go taylor are you sure this girl wasn't trying to fucking scam you out of like 50 bucks i was like what i was like what are you talking about and then i go look it up like find something in the internet and like like taylor just said she saw people

lady in neighborhood trying to take money from me. It was like selling magazines for children hospital scam. And I was like, okay, well, I didn't buy a magazine, so I didn't full-on get trapped. And apparently you buy a magazine subscription and you never get anything. Oh my God. That's apparently like what it is. But yeah, so just be aware of that. I'm glad. Also, I'm glad I didn't buy one because I don't know what information you have to like

give to her to get a magazine right imagine you give your credit card information right so like didn't do that um so but yeah i don't think she was the scammer i think she's also a victim no of this like ring of people yeah because she was not giving me like scammer energy yeah craziness yeah it was i just can't believe people actually still go door to door though like

I had never ever like growing up when I would be like home alone or like even though I was at like an adult-ish age where I could open the door when I was home alone and answer the door but like I remember being younger and like that was very common people would come to your door as like trying to make you buy things like selling door-to-door but nowadays I don't think it's as popular so I think it's weird as fuck when I see people doing it yeah it's it was definitely really weird um

But she I got guilt tripped. Yeah, I got guilt trip because I was just like, if I don't help this girl out right now, I'm the worst. Like, I'm the worst. And I just want to say, like, using childhood cancer to, like, scam people out of money is just so wrong.

So wrong. Yeah. Like, really? So fucked up. So anyways, yeah, I got scammed. $2. You're never getting it back. $2. I will never get it back. That's half your coffee. Maybe I'll call Venmo and be like,

I send $2 on Friday. On Saturday, can I get it back? Yeah. And so I had like literally an hour of when I got back to get ready for dinner. But in the time that I was back, you guys have tagged me a million fucking times in this TikTok trend of putting your French bulldog in a duct tape box on the floor. So you...

Take duct tape and you create a box and then you put your French bulldog into it. And then all the videos I've seen are the French bulldogs trapped in this box because they don't want to walk over the duct tape. So I did it to Mac and guys, he just walked right out of that duct tape. I don't know if it's because he's smart or because he's dumb, but it was like a...

hype for nothing. I was so disappointed. He didn't like the tape. Yeah. No, he didn't like the tape itself when you were like putting the tape down. He was like kind of scared of it. But then once we put him in the box, he just walked right out. I was like, oh, that was like so stupid. It was so stupid. So it was like really badful things of our Saturday. Yeah. Really crazy. But then we went out on the town. Well, I went... You had like your second family, third family. Third family thing. Family outing. And I...

um it was our one of our friends birthday so she was having this pregame but it was at 8 30 and i was like i cannot sit around all day till 8 30 so like prior i was like y'all like let me know when you're like ready and at this apartment complex and i'm coming over because i'm not sitting here till 8 30 yeah i'm trying to get there like seven like i need to get no i'm gonna fall asleep like i'm like i'm literally gonna fall asleep in my bed it's gonna be pitch dark i'm not gonna make it um so i made a trip to total wine got what i needed um

And then went to My friends like went to their apartment And hung out for this pregame Which like it was so funny to me when you were there When we got up there I just feel like you like appeared out of nowhere Well yeah because I was like what are you doing? I was at Abba one of our favorite restaurants And I knew the girls were also at Abba When I was at Abba So I was there with my boyfriend and his family And then like a few tables over were all my girlfriends Celebrating our friend's birthday And so like I went over to them

They were like kind of leaving as we were showing up for dinner So they were going back to the apartment And I was like oh hey Claire like what time should I be there And she's like okay like Anywhere from like 7 30 to Like 8 30 or something And I'm like at this point it was only like

So I had like two hours to kill. And luckily my dinner was just kind of starting. It's like, okay guys, like I'll see you soon. But I was like, it's pitch black already. Like you're telling me I'm not going to be going there for another like two hours. What the fuck? So I had dinner at Abbo. I got one drink and then we went over to a bar down on West. And then I Ubered over and met you guys. But,

when I was Ubering over, I was texting one of our friends. I was like, hey, are you guys already up there? And they're like, yeah, we're going up now. I was up there at the rooftop by myself for like 10 minutes. I was like, where the fuck is everyone? Like I even waited long until I actually needed to be there thinking you guys were all there and I was just up at the rooftop by myself. If you should have texted me, I would have answered and told you. Well, I didn't know you were there. Oh, yeah. I would have told you the right

the right move. I first went up there when I got there because I don't know why. It was so early but I like wasn't sure. I didn't know her apartment number. So I went up there and I was like oh they're not here and had to go back down. But we were just like chilling and then like went up to that roof took pictures. Now we gotta get our pictures in. Yep. And then like so many people were there but also like no one was there. It was like a interesting Well at first when we were first it was literally like 15-20 girls and two guys. Yeah.

So, I mean, which I had fun because like majority of those girls are our friends. But then more crowds of people started showing up and we knew a good amount. Like our friends Michael and Jordan were there, like our OG guy friends and a bunch of other people we knew. There was probably like 30, 40 people there. But it just was giving like high school, college, pregame vibes of like just like I felt awkward, uncomfortable. Bright lights were on, no music. Yeah.

Yeah. And I've just come to the realization as I get older, I just don't need to do pregames anymore. Like I'm at a mature age where I can like go to the bars early so I can get home early. Like I don't need to be pregaming until 10, 30, 11 at night. I need to be at the bars by then. 100%. There were cute boys though. Yeah. Taylor fell in love, guys. There's these three boys that walk into the pregame and they literally look like TikTokers, which they were TikTokers. They were. No, one of them when I tell you was...

the most tiktok boy you've ever seen in your goddamn fucking life it was like he was giving blake gray vibes giving so giving that like eye roll yeah yeah like no i was like this guy is clearly the worst person i've ever met and like where are you from they're like la i was like oh of course you are like of course why'd i ask why'd i ask like what do you do he's like i model i was like uh

I'm done. But he wasn't the one I was into because I was like, you, it was like too good to be true. Like really, really hot. But it's like, I definitely couldn't talk to you for more than five minutes. Yeah. I'm so obviously I'm in a relationship. So now at this point, when I talk to men, I just fuck with them. Like it's the funniest thing. Like I really mess with their heads. So we're all introducing our names and I tell the first two guys, my name is Sam. But then the third one rolls over and he's like, oh, nice to meet you. Like, what's your name? I go, Daniel.

And then he was like, Daniel. I'm like, yeah, Daniel. It's nice to meet you. I'm Daniel. And then one of the other boys is like, you just told me your name is Sam. Like, what the fuck are you saying? And I'm like, no, it's Daniel. And then like I started giggling. I couldn't hold my like my laughter. And I was like, I know I'm just fucking with you guys. And then like the rest of the entire night at the pregame, I was just messing with them, like making small little comments. Yeah. There was a lot of just like messing around with dudes. I was doing last night as well. Not last night. Sorry. Saturday night. Like just.

giving like just fucking around with them yeah um really funny and just being like kind of toxic like the two tiktok boys are so funny like we're like me and one of our friends because we were like oh they're so cute like let's talk to them they kind of disappeared and we're like where are they and she's like let's go find them so we walk around they're talking to two other random girls we're like shit because

Like literally walking and we're like, oh fuck, we fucked up. Like, uh oh. And it was so crowded that to get past we'd have to be like... Wait, was this a pregame or at the bar? No, at Kat's. Oh. So we'd have to be like, excuse me. Like we'd have to like tap them on the shoulder and be like, excuse me. It was so packed. So I was like, look, just get shots and like tell them we're getting shots. And it worked. And then they kind of like ditched the other girls and I was like, so you either got it or you don't. I was like, you either got it or you don't. And I just happened to have it. We just like... It was so funny. It's just funny like...

fucking with dudes yeah it's very fun so we were at this place called cat's pajamas which is the bar that kind of gives like beachy vibes there's swings at the bars you hang around and all of our friends were there at that point and even before that no when we were at wtf which was across the street then these other guys come up to us and one of them was wearing a hood with glasses and then the other one isn't and i've never met they wanted a pregame though yeah they were like i'd

Don't remember seeing them. Yeah. I know them from the gym. I've never seen... Well, I've seen one of them before because we all have mutual friends. He's like really cute. Yeah. So...

They come up. Well, he had a hood on, so I couldn't recognize him, but I knew who he was. So the two of them come over to me, and they're like, you know us. And I was like, I know you. What? So I'm going with it. I'm like, yeah, I know you. I know you. I have no idea who they are whatsoever. And then finally, he takes off his hood and glasses, and I'm like, oh.

I'm like, oh, I feel like an idiot now. Like, I know who you are. And then they were like, are we twins? Are we twins? I was like, well, that's how I got them to take off the hood. Because I was like, I can't tell if you're twins. You're literally wearing it. They kept saying that they were twin brothers the whole night. I was like, you guys are not fucking twins. You guys look nothing alike. And one of their names was like a color.

And so I kept messing with him and calling him like pink or blue. Like I just kept fucking with him. Like, all right, pink, like let's go do this. Like blah, blah, blah. I was calling him a different name too. And he was really like fed up with my shit. Yeah. He was really fed up with my shit. He was also like, wait, you guys know that guy, right?

on NELC that big bald guy like that's he's like he's like that's where I've seen you and you're like you tap me he's like what bald guy on NELC I'm like bald guy I'm like Bradley Martin I'm like that he's like yes that's where I know you guys from it's like oh my god you're a

yeah yeah i was like do you want a picture he was like i'm not a fan i was like no it's okay like do you want a picture like that's so nice that you like watch my content he was like what the fuck like he was like i'm not a fan while i'm like calling him the wrong name like he was genuinely like what the fuck and then when we were leaving you hit the gritty yeah and he was like she did not just hit the gritty like i was like i'll hit the gritty he's like dude literally like don't

gritty and I was like why like I'm like gritting on the sidewalk he's like can you like he like like literally just embarrassed to be like with our presence on the sidewalk he's like can you not hit the gritty I'm like I will hit the gritty all I

All I want, thank you. Like, all of our close friends were all in a group walking from that bar to the other bar, and we're all grittying. Like, Hailey's grittying. Like, one of our other guy friends, Ethan's grittying. Like, we're all fucking mess grittying. Actually, you know how the other day we were like, what's our telltale sign that we're drunk? Grittying. Gritty. Gritty.

Or I literally do this voice. But mind you, I'm hitting the gritty with this really hot man that's telling me, please stop gritting. And I'm like, no. Behind is this man that I fell in love with. We're getting married. It's already like...

Don't worry about it. So, like, he's right behind. And I just had this realization in my head. I'm like, I am unable to be, like, mysterious hot girl. You know? Like... You're what are we, Gwitty-ing? I'm what are we, Gwitty-ing on the sidewalk? Like, I can't be, like, hot, like, mysterious, like, sexy girl. I'm like...

She's hunched back with her pointy-ass fucking fingers, like, gwitting. She's, what are we, gwitting? And the man in behind is like, ew, she's, what are we, gwitting? And I'm like, but the thing is, it's like you're either with it or you're not. Yeah. You know, did me gritting on the crosswalk turn...

turn you on turn you off or turn you on like if that didn't make you fall in love with me because i'm gonna gritty on the sidewalk then you don't need to be in my life yes that was so funny yeah but so i just wish i could be like mysterious sexy hot girl but i just can't dude yeah and we get into this other bar and then i don't even know dude i was so blacked at this point like i was so fucked up like i didn't even realize that he ended up buying the three of us a drink did he yeah so and then we're at the bar and he's like i don't know how the conversation got started he was like

you guys got to help me find a girl. Like as you're... Well, no. This girl... No, no, no. This is what... Yeah, please recap me. Recap me because I don't even remember. This girl comes up to talk to him and he's like, guys, I hate that girl. Like she's always... Oh, I remember that. She's like, she's always trying to hook up with me. Like, I hate that girl. Like, you need to get me away from her. And I was like, okay, like, well, you know, we're here. Like if she ever comes up and you'd like fake girlfriend moment, like, you know, like, well...

not me yeah not all you but i'm like don't worry like it's all right like i'll be here don't worry no but and then i left but he was just like i like this girl's like bothering me so much like she's always trying to hook up with me and then these other girls came and she was like he was like oh my god i hate these girls i don't know i guess he's just like so good looking that all these girls yeah it's like pissing him off um but he was like yeah i'm over it

So that's probably how you got on that topic of him wanting another girl. So then you left and it was just me and him. And I was like, you know what? I don't know what to do right now. I'm going to help you find a girl. I'm going to help you find a girl right now. Clearly Taylor's not into you. So she left. I'll find you a girl. I was. I just had like two cute guys that were at the bar. I had to...

make my rounds yeah so so i'm on the like dance floor area with him like towards the back and these two like brunette girls walk by and i grab one of them and i go hey i go are you single and she goes yeah why i go what's your name she goes coco and i'm like oh great lovely like coco i love that i go coco meet my friend and i introduced the two and i go you i was like and i literally was pretending my friend that i met no no but the thing is too i kept being like he's like

my best guy friend here. Like, he's awesome. I swear he's going to treat you like a queen. Like, literally, like, perfect combo. Like, you guys are going to be great for each other. And I go, all right, you guys hit it off great. I'm dipping. Which actually, no, that didn't even happen. My boyfriend fucking grabbed me at that point and was like, come back over here. Yeah. I was gone for too long. We were dancing in a little section, having a grand old time, and then, like, literally just, like, bouncing around, having such a good time. I really wasn't drinking that much. And then...

We like are like let's leave. Let's go to another bar and we run across the street. It's like raining. It's like sprinkling. So we go into this other bar and we just skip the line. I don't know how.

Well, we did. Dude, you guys were, I was like 10, 20 feet behind you guys and you guys are all as a group. Okay, I thought you guys went home. No, I was watching you all go in and I was like, there's no way I'm making that line. So I'm with all the boys behind you. I thought you went home because at Cat's Pajamas, you guys were like, we're leaving, we're leaving. So I thought you were going home. No, I think they meant like, we're leaving, we're leaving, we're leaving the bar. No, we were all partying and you and your boyfriend were like, we're going to go home. And we're like, bro, don't leave. And you guys were like, we're going home. So like, I don't remember that. Yeah.

So we go into this bar. We I don't know who the fuck they know. But this guy was like, say, you know, so and so we're like, so we say we know this guy. We get let in. And then this guy's like, y'all want shots. And I'm bringing you two bottles of champagne.

We didn't end up getting the bottles of champagne, but he brought us all shots. And then we danced. That sounds like the perfect world. Why didn't I come? Fuck. I don't know. So we like take the shots. We dance. We realize no one else is getting in. So we're like, unfortunately, we have to leave this situation. Yeah, because we were with a group of like 30 people and only like a small group of the girls were able to get in. It was four of us. Yeah. Like the four of you guys got in. I was with...

All of the boys behind us. And I look at all the boys. I go, I'm sorry, but we are not skipping that line. Yeah. Getting in. Especially if I'm rolling up with all of you boys. And that was pretty much the end of my night once we left. Because we were like, we got to leave. And then I wish goodbye. It was also sprinkling too. And I was staying there. I'm like, I'm not waiting in this line in the sprinkling rain. Like it's not happening. I go, we're going home. So me and my boyfriend went home. I don't know what everyone else did, but...

I was so hungry when I got home and I'm always fucking hungry after the bars because we go to the bars on the earlier side. So, well, I had dinner at 5. But typically, I'll eat dinner around 4.30, 5 and then go out. So, there's a big gap. So, I'm always fucking starving. So, we've been doing a good job of keeping frozen things in the freezers at both of our houses. And he had the frozen soup dumplings. And I ate those things, but...

I ate them right out of the microwave and I burnt my tongue. I woke up the next morning with like such a burnt tongue and I was like, what did I eat last night? And we were like, oh my God, soup dumplings. I was like, I was blacked. I was blacked. I do not remember that. That's crazy. I was like, I don't know. I just like really wasn't drinking a lot. I rarely had a drink at the bar. I only really drank when like random people. I barely drink too. I had that one drink that Gray bought. Yeah, his name's Gray. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

They're not going to fucking know who he is. No, they're not. He's a rando. But yeah, I wasn't like drunk. So I got home. I took a shower. You always got to pee. I got home and I took a shower as I do because I'm going to get back from the bar and take a shower. Took a shower, wash my makeup off so good. And then the rest of the night is a secret that I won't tell y'all about.

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Okay, I'll tell you how I just got home and showered. Yeah, wash my face. It's so crazy that you're able to shower. It makes me... I wake up so nice. I'll do it. I'm so clean. I wash my makeup off. I tell you, not a speck of makeup. I do my whole skincare routine. Like, I wake up feeling so good. I didn't do this past weekend because I literally knocked out at his house. But I'll usually do it at my boyfriend's house because it's the best way for me to get all my makeup off because I don't have my, like, typical stuff with me. So I'll just take a shower when I'm at his house.

and that does the job but no not this weekend and then I woke up it was like 9 30 the next morning on Sunday and I was like I need to fucking go home like I I hate sleeping at his house I hate it especially now with what happened like two weeks ago like I just I don't like it and I'm actually surprised I ended up at his house and sleeping there because I went to the night saying to myself I'm not sleeping over but I didn't tell him that

But I was like, it's not happening. It's not happening. But I ended up fucking doing it. But then Sunday was a pretty eventful day for both of us, which I knew it was going to be for me because I had Sunday football at my boyfriend's house because his parents were over. And our entire friend group ended up going over to his house for football. I made buffalo chicken dip and his mom made like wings. Chefed it up. Yeah, like a whole salad bar and...

one of his new roommates made guac like there was everything and we were all just hanging out on the couch i think i sat my ass on that couch for like six or seven hours yeah the only thing i ate yesterday i went to waffle house and got a badass order of food it was so funny i was telling the guys i'm like i went to waffle house you can you guys can listen and can guess who i was with and then they're like did you get the uh like all american special which is like

a waffle two eggs toast hash browns yeah and sausage like everything like huge i was like 100 i was like and guess what i ate every last bit of it i was like i ate all of it they were like that's what's up i was like yeah ate the whole thing and the person i was with i think it's just funny because you guys know but i just like not saying just say it no i think it's funny um like they didn't get that they're like two things i was like okay well i'm gonna be like a like i'm

I'm getting the whole thing. I'm housing it because you're paying. Yeah, I was like, I'm literally getting all. I was so hungry. So all I ate was that and buffalo chicken dip. All day. All day. Yeah, the buffalo chicken dip was fucking bomb. I used rotisserie chicken. I used rotisserie chicken because I was like, I'm being fucking lazy today and I needed to make it in like 10 minutes because I had to get my ass over to his house. And I made that. And then we're all just sitting there. There's like probably what, 15?

10, 15 of us there all sitting around the couch chilling. It's just funny when it's all of us sober hanging out because the conversations are so ruthless. Like we're literally talking about shit and pooping for like 15 minutes straight. And, um,

You know what I told my boyfriend like this little secret of mine with him. He is not we've been dating for four months he is yet to see me take a shit and I told finally told him this weekend what my little secret is. We have a guest bathroom on the first floor and I told him I was like you go to the bathroom and you take fucking forever in there. So what do I do. I sneak down to the guest bathroom and go the bathroom real quick and

every single time and that's when I get to go to the bathroom and it's just been like this ongoing joke there's no real reason why I just like haven't pooped in front of him it's just because like I have the satisfaction of telling him he's never seen me go so I have just like kept going and doing that that way and

And I finally just admitted to him. I was like, you know what? That's how I do it. So fast forward to this Sunday. We're all sitting there and he tells everyone my little deep, deep, dark secret of my ways of pooping. Not in front of him. He tells everyone it. And everyone's like, wow, that's actually hilarious. That's great. And then we all started getting into conversations about poop and, um,

yeah so it was just fun lots of giggles it was good vibes a lot of i was like not home on sunday which i wasn't prepared for but it was a nice relaxing relaxing sunday yeah i mean we like it got like hit 5 30 gets dark and i didn't even leave until like 7 p.m but everyone stuck around and i was like i am so tired like it came to the point where i couldn't even like

interact with the conversations because I had no energy left in me and I knew I couldn't be the first one to leave I couldn't even be like that I had to stay so I was like I'm staying until everyone leaves and I'm gonna say bye to his parents and then I ended up getting home

And literally basically crashing. I went home. I had oatmeal for dinner and watched some Love Island and passed out. Yeah, I crashed too. Yeah. Okay, I just opened our assumptions. Oh, I'm excited. They're actually, I'm seeing a lot of good ones. So I'm just going to scroll. The first one I see is, I love you both. Please don't take this the wrong way. I always kind of assume Taylor is materialistic. I don't think so. I didn't grow up like with money.

But you don't need to grow up with money to be materialistic. No, but I'm saying, like, I don't, like, like, I don't, I don't, like, really buy a lot of, like, crazy nice things. No. Like, I don't think so. I don't really know the definition of, like, materialistic, though. Materialistic is, like, putting a lot of value into, like, like, material goods. Like, putting a lot of value into, like... Oh. Yeah, no. I don't think so. This one is, like, a lot of them. Um...

Or I see two and I assume there's more. That we were both like the it like popular girls in high school. Not at all. Okay. My high school, it's like a weird way to like describe. Like I would say I was popular in high school in the sense of like well-known. I was involved in a lot. I was like...

I was well known in high school because I was out there. Like I did everything. But my senior year, I was popular and like had that like a girl like kind of bitchy reputation for no reason. That's I can't go into. So like I had so many different phases in high school. She was a bully. According to. Yeah. According to the way people thought. But I'd say like when I first got there, like freshman year. No, because I was like a little puny freshman. But it's like.

the dance team was like kind of like I was like well known but I wouldn't say I was like well liked yeah for no fucking reason I don't know I was literally the opposite of that in high school and middle school obviously you guys know I was on an IEP and I feel like every school district and state IEPs are different but an IEP where I'm from is like

You need extra help in school. You have like the extra classes. So I was very quiet in high school. Like,

didn't do much talking to people. I was also on Adderall. So when I was on Adderall, I did not speak to anyone. Like I had a boyfriend at the time and he'd always be like, Sam, it's so hard to talk to you at school. Like you just look pissed off all day. And I'm like, yeah, because the Adderall like causing me to just be so in the zone, I'll be walking through the hallways and like just stare straight and like not talk to anyone. I hated being on Adderall. I fucking hated it. And I would like, it came to the point where my mom would like

She'd be like, are you taking Adderall? I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was not taking it because I was so depressed deep down. And I was just so embarrassed in high school that I was in all those extra classes. I was on an IEP. We would be taking quizzes in class and I would be the only one that was allowed to have a notebook and a calculator or the...

Ed teacher in your classes Like would she would come sit With me like it was just like I was Very quiet and embarrassed by those things So I was not at all like The it girl I was in that Friend group though because my Boyfriend was

Like he was the high school hockey captain, like that vibe. But no, that's how I say like senior year. Like I was that we should look at high school episode about we should high school like year by year. But it's like I was on the dance team. My boyfriend was like

The, like, starting baseball player and, like, the baseball team at my school was the kind of more, like, popular team. But my school had, like, two different, like, sectors of people that, like, to one half of the school I was a nobody. Like, I don't know. There was different...

levels of popularity like i was popular in like my classes but there was a whole other realm of people who to them i was nobody and they had their own like popular i don't know if that makes sense um yeah my so my first right two boyfriends in high school my first boyfriend which my first boyfriend we were both in like special ed classes together laughing at me it's just funny like

We met. No, we did not meet in that. We did not meet in them. We both couldn't read. No, like we both just like were having to be in those classes together. And like, that's how I met him. No, that's not how I met him. That's such a fucking lie. That's not how I met him. He played hockey. I also played hockey. We were in the same friend group, whatever.

And then we ended up breaking up and then I started dating another guy in the same friend group and he was not in any of those classes but he was a little bit more in like the popularity scale and so I was hanging around more of like those girls and those guys but they were never very nice to me. Like I left school one day crying because they were bullying

I would cry in middle school all the time because I was being bullied. But anyways, we can maybe do a high school episode. Yeah, let's do a high school episode. I could rant about this. Okay, this one is 100% true. I assume Taylor comes off bitchy but would be my BFF if we met in the bar bathroom. I come off like a bitch to everyone I meet. That was part of the reason why I have trouble making friends. I have RBF and I'm shy, y'all. Which one of these on here was also I assume Tay is way more introverted than Sam. I don't know.

I can't fucking talk to people. Okay. Like I don't talk to people. I don't like make friends easily. Like I'm not okay. Like I'm just crazy because of this situation that happened to me this weekend. A hundred percent. It like doesn't make sense. They didn't say that. They assume you don't. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but yeah, like I just, I just like struggle in the friendship department y'all. So a hundred percent, but like, I don't mean any harm like at all. Like in my head, all I'm doing is like doing the gritty. Like I don't,

I do not mean harm. She's very quiet with people that you're not close or comfortable with. And then once you become close and comfortable with people, you're a little bit more outgoing. But then the second alcohol breaks out, you're hugging everyone left and right. Yeah. I actually did think Sam was 5'10".

That I agree when I didn't know you. You thought I was tall? Because there was one picture on your Instagram where you were standing next to your car. But it just was like the angle, you know, where the car was farther back and you were closer. And you looked like tall in comparison to the car. So I assumed you were...

I just thought you were tall because that picture you seem tall next to the car. And then like the next day you posted like short girl problems in the gym and your feet not touching the ground. Wait, I was like, I remember that TikTok because I was like, oh, and then people were like, how tall are you? I go five, five. And they're like, that's not short. I'm like, it like kind of is like it is, but it isn't like five. I was like average height average, but like there's times with just general things that you're doing day to day. It's like I don't

I am short. Yeah. So, yeah, no, I'm 5'5". And someone said, I assume Taylor is a short one and Sam is the tall one. I'm 5'7", and Sam is 5'5", which a lot of people think I'm tall. Okay, why are so many of these that I'm, like, uptight? I assume Taylor's uptight. I assume Taylor comes from a lot of money. Nope. Can I say something? Yeah. I think it's just because, maybe because...

no not even because how the fuck would they know that but i was gonna say because your dad like babe like babies you but like how the fuck would they know that but like i do not come from a lot of money i come from getting things that i not even getting everything i want y'all like i wore off-brand converse like you know like shoe shopping for school like pay less like i just said like i just got my first actual like real uggs like i do not come from money people always assumed i did because i got

Things that I wanted, but that's because my parents bust their ass to get me things. Like, my parents, until recently, never bought anything for themselves ever. Like, growing up, I don't think my mom bought one thing for her own enjoyment. But, like, we got stuff. So, I think people would, like, assume...

That I come from money. Because like one, I have like a pretty like big sized house. But like that's just because I mean, I have like there's four of us siblings and like there needs to be five bedrooms. Like, you know, it had to be big. We need to fit in it. But like my parents literally busted their ass. Like if I had something, it's because my dad worked like seven days straight, 13 hour days. You know what I mean? So it's like in that way, I had things. It's like, oh, yeah, my dad like paid for my gas. Yeah.

Like, it's not like I had a job because my dad worked above and beyond to get it. You know, what's funny is like my my parents are the opposite of like they babied my brothers, but didn't baby me. And I'm like, why the like, why were they babying my brothers? They're boys like girls need to be babied and pampered like the frig. Yeah, I was definitely someone said that they assume that we're the favorites. I'm the favorite.

I'm not the favorite. Well, I don't know. Okay, well, to be fair, me and my dad have a very strange relationship because...

First of all, I'm the oldest. My dad loves me. I'm his only daughter, obviously. But like just growing up, it was weird because my dad, for anyone that doesn't know, my dad, like majority of my childhood was battling stage four colon cancer. So growing up, I was the oldest and I felt like I couldn't show emotion towards him. So like me and him don't have like that lovey dovey, like I love you, like hugs and kisses relationship because I didn't want to show like when

When he was like sick that I had emotions like that where I like I wanted to be like strong for him. So like it kind of as I got older has leaned into like I don't really show you emotion. So that's my relationship with him. I think I'm the favorite. I'm a little bit less the favorite now because my other siblings have children now.

So the grandkids are the favorite. I've been demoted. I don't really know who the favorite is, but I'm the favorite. I think if you collectively ask my siblings who's the favorite, they know it's me. Yeah. I assume y'all fight about the smallest things ever. Like, for example, like the best cocktails, like stupid things, like who makes the best drinks. No, we don't. Yeah. No, we don't. We've only ever gone in two fights and they were blackout. Yeah. So because I feel like we like we have the same like.

like when i'll bring something up and then we'll gossip about it it's like we have the same like agreement on like most things yeah we definitely don't fight about small things fights about that i think they think in that way of like bickering like sisters oh yeah we don't bicker like sisters we don't have a sister like friendship we talk about this all the time yeah but i have also have never had sisters so i don't know what that is same i have sisters but they're so much older than me that i don't have that

That's like a close in age sister. Yeah. I didn't have a sister that we shared clothes. Yeah. They were 10 years older than me. We didn't share clothes. So I don't have that relationship either. But we don't have that sisterly relationship.

bicker type relationship and I've had friends where like we would bicker. Like I had friends that That's crazy. I've never had a friendship like that with anyone that would just bicker. Like I had a friend growing like in high school like my best friend like and it was one of those things where I told her like I could never fucking live with you because she would like piss me off like I'd pick her up for school and she'd be late.

And I'd be like, bro, like, get out of the house. Like, we'd like, like that. It's like, I would never be like that with you. Yeah. Like, with her, we'd kind of, I'd be like, bro, like, you're pissing me off. Yeah. But we don't have, like, a sister-like relationship in the sense that it's not like, oh, my God, did you take my shirt? Yeah. We don't do that. Like, we don't take each other's stuff. We don't, I don't know. Like, it's not like, oh, my God, like, why would you do that? Like, oh, like, move your shit. Like, I don't know. We don't do that. Yeah. Yeah.

I just can't even imagine. Like, I don't even know what the... Maybe if I had a sister, maybe, like... Maybe. Maybe things would be different, but I just... Uh, Taylor kissed the dude from Sam's story. Probably that I was skipping with. Oh, huh. No, I didn't. She wants to. No, I... Yeah. I feel like Taylor is actually so funny and we never get to see it. Well, I'm actually offended because I thought I was funny on here. Oh my god, is she calling you not funny? What the fuck? Well, she...

Dude, honestly, guys, me and Taylor get so fucking feral in public. It's like actually insane. Like when we were at skims, like in the line at the pop-up, everyone that was in line with us like was giggling at like things we were saying because we were just being like,

feral, like, menaces. Yeah, and I wanted to hand out business cards. Like, if you're laughing at us in this line, we have a podcast. Yeah. We think it's funny. Yeah. Like, the girl... There was a girl standing behind us in line just, like, laughing at us the whole time. And I was like, oh, God. Like, we're talking too loud. I assume neither of you were people who strictly did hookups in college. I was in a relationship the whole time, yeah. I had a boyfriend. I had, like, my little hookup moment my senior year, though. Like, I guess. So...

but not even like you had your moment i had my moment not even here no you had you said like that time when you were like abroad and stuff yeah well abroad no abroad i only hooked up like one or two people but it was after your ex that you went crazy yeah i did go crazy but that was like the summer that summer like going from high school to college or no no because i was in college that's such a lie it was just a summer whatever summer that was this one is a feral rat this one's so true

I assume you can both tell from a mile away when a girl has an eating disorder. A thousand percent. And you know what? We get called fucking mean girls and judgy when we see things like that, especially with content creators. We can see it a mile away because we've been there. We've posted that type of content so we can see it because we've been in that person's shoes before. But if we say anything and we call them out,

We're fucking horrible people. And then like the month later, they post that. Yeah, they're struggling, which it's sad. It's trust me. It's sad, but you can never fully trust someone's content because you don't know what's behind the screen. 100%. Don't like even my content, too. Don't fucking trust me. Okay, don't trust me. Don't trust me. I may backscab you. Backscab? Backstab? I assume Sam picks her nose and eats it when she's in her Jeep. What the fuck? No, no.

Bro. I'm dead. Y'all are nasty. I assume Taylor wears mismatched socks. Oh, 1,000%. 1,000%. Sam wants a wedding that's scream, dance, party, and Taylor wants something traditional. Dude, I don't even know what I want for my wedding. I have no idea. I don't even know where I want it to be. I don't even know what type of dress I want. I don't even know what type of ring I want. I know nothing about that.

It's funny because some of these, like, I'm not going to bring up. I think... They're, like, political. Like, there's stuff I'm not going to say on here, but I just, like, some of them are just wrong and it's funny and I just want to be like, why do you think that? Yeah. The wedding thing, though, I think it's, like, not something I'm going to care about until, like, I'm engaged. Yeah, I feel that. And then...

it's gonna probably not be expensive either like i don't want a wedding weddings are a waste of money that yeah i was just is that a hot top like i was just having that conversation i think weddings are a waste of fucking money same i'd rather like me and my fiance like go on a really nice trip somewhere i just like i want a nice wedding like i'm gonna spend money on it but i don't want to spend

like more than I have to. Yeah. Like I don't think it's a flex to have the most expensive. Yeah. I mean, obviously it's going to be expensive. Yeah. Taylor does not like confrontation with people. 100%. Yep. I assume one of you is going to marry Dan. Dan? Yeah.

Oh no, we love him. It's just one of our friends, but no. We love Dane, but it ain't like that whatsoever. I assumed Sam was not a relationship type of gal. Well, here we are. I know, I'm not. She's not. We were literally talking about that last night, that like relationships, like we're like, oh, like relationships come out of nowhere. They come out of nowhere. And Taylor called me out and goes...

dude sam like you literally were like not like forcing the relationship but like you saw that man fell in love with him and then instantly chased it for about like six months literally um we need to get our um my boyfriend on the pod too yeah i don't know what the fuck we were talking this girl's so wrong taylor is better at confrontation and sam needs a push unless it's about defending a friend that's it's totally opposite

Yeah. That I want six kids and Sam wants zero. I don't want six, but you got the right idea. Yeah, I mean, right idea. I mean, I do maybe at some point, but like... But you got the right vibes. Yeah, like I don't... Sam doesn't like kids. Like, I just don't know. I've never had my own kid. I've never had a kid like in my like family, so I don't know. I can't relate on that level. But like when I see a random kid, I'm like... And it's crying or something. Like, I literally want nothing to do with it. Get me away from it. Yeah.

some of these like are so like i don't know if i should say it should i say that yeah i don't give a fuck okay i assume that both one or both of y'all have done anal like not in negative context just feel like y'all would be adventurous yeah i mean i've tried it do i like it no wow another one that i'm more aggressive and argumentative compared to you what the fuck wrong

Okay, I just want to say all these comments about me being the bitch and the aggressive one. Sam made someone cry on. No, dude. Okay. I'm not. I don't do shit. Like literally did nothing wrong. When was the last time? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. When was the last time that you've seen me mad besides this two weekends ago? No, no, but not even mad like not mad confrontation, but like you're just like like speak my mind.

but not even in a bad way like i am silent i don't speak ever like the only like you will have comfort like you will like bring things okay but i won't but here's the thing even with the whole like getting canceled on the internet thing when we were at the bar with the girl that made the video about oh i wanted to fight her you were the one and i literally was just like i was like coming down i really pushed you to the back i was like i looked at her go so why do you make that video about us like i was so calm and collected i was like why do you make the video about us something came over me that night and i saw

Like I'm very calm and collected when I want to have like a conversation mature conversation when there's like an argument Okay, wait, okay. I could see that like I could see that because if when i'm in a relationship This is the only time it comes out and in that one situation, which I will scream at you Yeah, like i'm not screaming like my voice isn't getting loud But like I will speak my mind interesting. Um, oh thinking about that girl. I hate her

Taylor won't fart in public, but Sam will. I always do. Yeah, Taylor farts a lot all the time, but like Taylor openly doesn't care about her farts. I will keep that to myself, especially with my boyfriend. Okay, well, first of all, like

they're never like loud in public yeah no no what are you talking about well i'm saying i will like in public i'll like turn i'm like is that you no you don't i do no you don't you never did that way at the beginning of the day so like sure you didn't you're literally making shit up okay i wanted to actually say this at the beginning of the podcast um if you see this podcast never return and it gets canceled it's because like sam's new thing is like

bullying me on the internet so if you see this podcast like if we have a caller daddy falling out we're like we stopped this podcast it's because sam is bullying me on the internet so just dude the fucking snapchat thing too it was so funny no like this podcast is over um

I assume Taylor won't be looking for her next man on Hinge. That's really true. Yeah, I want Taylor to be single for about like a year. I said two, but she was like, no. That's crazy. I go, no, you need to be single for two years. She goes, no, a year. Sandwich who's Mac over her boyfriend. 100%. Oh, dude, that's my child.

Oh, I assume that we couldn't live without each other. Yeah. Oh, that's so cute. Oh, dude, you know what's crazy? I was talking to our neighbor outside the other day because they were asking about our plans like if we were going to renew and it's like a dog like dog neighbor like our dogs will hang out and then I'll talk to the neighbors and I was like, oh my God, we've lived together for like three years.

Going on four. That's nuts. And like pretty smooth sailing. Yeah, dude. I was like, it's flown by. Yeah. Crazy. Crazy. Okay. A lot of these. I don't know why I give this off, but like.

Well, a lot of them are like, I assume we both make good money, but then there's just some specifically that like they think that I make a fuck ton of money. I make less money than you think I do. These people. Yeah. Like I don't, I wish we got like crazy money coming in from social media, but that just doesn't happen. Like I make good, like I'm not going to sit here and like sugarcoat it. Like I make good money, especially I have another job now. Like I'm doing fine. But the way y'all are talking, I make less money than you think I do. Yeah. That like from what?

Sam plays dumb but isn't. I don't know. What do you want to say about that? Well, no. I think you're being dead-ass serious when it comes to the reading and the writing and the stuff. That's not a strong... But you're not both dumb. Okay, I'm not book smart. You're not dumb. But when it comes to life, I got it together. Yeah, you have it together. You're really organized. I think people think that you're like...

Scatterbrained or like yeah, like don't have your shit together, but like you're very organized Yeah, and I think that comes from like you have to be Yeah because if you're not like like you even said it like if things are like a mess or if things aren't organized that makes your like

I'm like my chaos can't focus so I think that comes from like you have to be more organized which like I've always thrived like being like a mess in high school but like I'd still get like A's yeah so I don't like me like you know what I mean like so you're like more like put together like but yeah you're not like the street smarts like I have like the street smarts but not the book smarts yeah and it's like yeah you don't need both to be like you can have one

Or both if you wanted, but you can have one and be successful in life. I assume you guys will buy a home slash live separately in the next year. We'll live separately next year. I want to so badly. Sam wants to buy a house so badly. If all things goes as what is like we think...

It's going to happen even though every fucking month it seems to be different than the fucking next. Yeah. Like, the, like, tentative, like, plan would be, like, Sam wants to buy a house and I would, um, I want to, like, move into an apartment. Yeah. That's, like, the thought in our brain. But, like, who fucking knows? My, like, mindset, which is, like, especially work, too, is, like, our jobs are so unpredictable. And one thing that I'm really striving for over the next, like, five years is, like,

having many different streams of income because you just never fucking know. I don't want to have one stream of income and it hits the fan and then I have nothing else. So having many forms of income. So I'm really hoping to jump into the...

property investments like i'm gonna buy a house live in it for a few years and then like continue on with that and just see where it takes me but like yeah i just i feel like i'm throwing my fucking money away in rent and so pissing me off this is um another one like another like i assume you'll both buy a house soon so obviously sam just said she wants to buy a house i'm only i'm gonna turn 23 i'm 23 fucking years old i do not want to buy a house like um i get in that weird stage where i feel the same way like

Where like some people feel that way where rent is throwing away money. I don't unless you're spending like $10,000 on rent on an apartment. I don't understand that. But like I'm just like not in the stage of my life where I want to own a home. Like that is just like a lot of stress, a lot of work. You know what I mean? Like I like the rent lifestyle of...

like air conditioner is broken someone's gonna come fix it yeah i'm not you know like so and i think people forget like i'm like young as fuck like i just like don't want to do that right now i don't know where i'm gonna live i don't know if i want to stay here to however many years so like um yeah i'm not in a buy a house um like mood just because i don't know what i want i have hopefully in 2024 i'm also opening up a business here in austin so like

I want to stay here. Yeah, you're saying. There's no point. I know I'm staying here for another five, 10 years. There's no point in me moving forward for the next five, 10 years renting.

I want to purchase a property and it's gonna be small. It's gonna be a two bedroom home. It's not gonna be big. Like I for the longest time I was like, I'm gonna get like a bigger house like in this me like house that I really want to live in for a long time. But it's like, no, I'm gonna get a two bedroom home somewhere near downtown. And yeah, that's how I feel like if I ever did like I want like the tiniest house with like so much character. Like that's what I want like a tiny house. I assume that I'm moving back to Florida at the end of the lease. Honestly, like

I would fucking love to move to Miami. Like y'all have no idea, but I would have no friends. I was going to say like, but I would fucking love to move to Miami. I would fucking love it. But you are going to move though.

you're just gonna ditch me no but that's that's like like i mean like you're what's keeping me here yeah i know trust me i know that like like not to sound like so cheesy sentimental like like us and like our pets like this is my family i know you know what i mean like this is like my family in my house and like my kids and like i couldn't leave um i would love to move back to miami like y'all like my happiness when i'm in miami i go in like two weeks i'm so excited like the beach and like

Just like... I don't know. Like, it was really like, you don't know what you have until it's gone. And when I go back to Miami, I feel like alive. Like, I'm like, I love it here. I want to move... Like, I do want to move to Florida. Like, I have like kind of decided on that at some point when I start to like...

raise a family or whatever because my parents are going to retire there and I don't want to live in necessarily in Texas for the rest of my life or like raise because I'm a huge like I need hockey I need sports like I fucking need hockey like there's no professional sports in this city like I was growing up and like going to like professional sport games like that's like a huge part of like my childhood and like doing that type of stuff and they just don't have much of that here so I can't picture myself raising

raising a family here so i do want to move to a city that has that and then you know obviously if my business business is successful here keep it here move it and then right um there was a few like this like kind of about like religion but i just want to put it out there like neither of us are really religious um so i never grew up me neither i didn't either um so there's really no like tea on that but some of them were like i assume you guys like aren't really

correct we're we're not but it says i assume one of you will be in their spiritual phase soon i can see you doing that i could see myself doing that too because i'm like actually like well i'm going to therapy so we'll see what my therapist um dude maybe my therapy will tell me i need to be more spiritual oh my god um that we've always been this confident oh hell no dude i was like the like believe it or not like i think it was like my least confident like

Last year. Yeah, last year or a year and a half ago. No, in college, like y'all, like I wish you guys had a live stream of me when I was so down bad in college for an understanding of how I am as a person. Because all these like, like Taylor comes from money, like Taylor was confident, like Taylor's uptight. Like I was a little puny like thing in this earth crying every day, miserable. So it's just funny. Like these like, I assume Taylor's like uptight.

tight and like think she's blah blah blah like bitch what like literally what I had no confidence like nothing like I did not have self confidence at all I was so in my head about I don't know anything like oh my god like the thought of like going to like get food by myself on a college campus like made me want to

like bury myself in a ditch, like terrifying. I was not this confident. Me in high school, like confident wise is I didn't care. And I didn't have no care in the world about like my looks, appearance, nothing like it, which is crazy to me. Like I had like the most average looking boxy body in high school did not care. And then now if I were to like physically, it's sad to say out loud, but like if I physically looked like that, the way I looked in high school, like,

I would be so in my head about it. Like, last year, year and a half ago. And now, obviously, I'm very, like, confident in myself, my personality. Like, I'm truly who I am now. But, like...

high school i didn't care like high school i mean there's a period i cared because i was deep down but i had no insecurities i was i had my eating disorder really bad in high school um but the other times in high school i was really confident because i was involved in everything i had straight a's like i low-key was like my prettiest in high school like i look back on some memories of me i'm like god damn you were so cute and pretty like anything i was ever insecure about i'm like you

you were so cute i'm like you were literally so pretty like your long ass like thick like hair that had never been dyed like you were i'm like you were thriving and i can't believe you ever were insecure yeah i wish you could like like hug her and be like why were you like not eating bitch like you're literally so skinny and pretty yeah like oh so sad um we pretty much um oh that i had an awkward era oh hell yeah i used to see me most girls so ugly but didn't everyone

Didn't everyone have an awkward era? Everyone has an awkward era. I'm going to do two more. Also, when do you think... This is like a random question, but like when do you think you peaked? Now. Me too. I think right now. I think right now. Right now or my senior year of high school. Yeah. My senior year of high school, like I always say like, and I think people shit on it, like you peaked in high school, but like I don't think there's anything wrong with me being like my childhood and like me at 18. Like I always say...

The second half of my senior year, like that January to June, that like not semester because there's no semesters, but like that second half of the year was the best time of my life. Like I was, we weren't officially dating, but like I was like with like my boyfriend, like I had like a guy that I really liked. I had the tightest friend group. I was going to my dream school, but it's like that end of the year where like your homework doesn't matter because you you're graduating and you already got into college and

So I had like no responsibility, like not a single responsibility, like because you're already got into your dream school, like you're already done. Like we had like our last dance competition. Like it was the fucking highlight of my life. If I could be any age for the rest of my life, it would be that one. I didn't know. Like I haven't felt that feeling of no responsibility in so long. And I was like, so pretty. Like,

I just had no responsibility. None. Yeah, literally none. Like I already got into school. Like college applications were over. Like homework didn't matter. I woke up every day and could do anything. I would go to school and fuck around all day. I had like weird peaks, I think. Like I think I thought I peaked in college.

But like at the time I didn't know how to do makeup. Like I didn't like it was a different peak for me. Different peak. Like it was more of like okay I'm kind of there. I'm kind of girly but not quite yet. Yeah. And now I'm in my era. I'm like okay now I'm girly. I got the boobs. I know how to do makeup. I know how to do my hair. Like.

It was two different types of peaks because I literally growing up was like a tomboy. Like I was wearing not like guy clothes, but I was not wearing like the like the girly outfits. Didn't do makeup, played all the boys sports, like hanging out the boys like I wasn't in my feminine era. And now I am. So I think I'm re peaking. Yeah, I could I could see that for you. I think you're peaking right now. Yeah. Yeah.

I also think last fall, like when we're like going to San Diego and stuff like that whole era, like that was a big peak for me. Dude. Yeah. But like I was in the streets. I was in the streets. We were truly in the streets. That's like 4 a.m. every day. Anyways, last one. I assume Sam is secretly really kinky. This one says they see us both being very kinky, but this one says just you. Loki. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't think like really. I think really. Yeah, like really? There's an extreme. There's an extreme. I wouldn't say really. People are going to think you're out here doing like crazy shit, but you're more like open than I am. Yeah.

like you're more with our friends like always so our other friends we used to be like friends not used to be friends we're still friends with them we're just not as close because everyone has their own fucking things that they do now girlfriends boyfriends whatever um but like we were friends with all them like we were all like very openly all talking about those things and it like took a little bit to get taylor like but i talk about i like i think there's things that i do that i didn't know were like kind of out there that i thought were normal yeah i'm not gonna like why like do you think it's weird if someone like spits in your mouth

yeah i don't i don't like that really you do that yeah i do but that seems people think that that's like crazy yeah i don't think it is but you'll like so this is like a uh this is the moment that um stays in my head i love putting this stuff at the end yeah i know who's actual people are here so it's like free range yeah we're having these guys come over oh my god it almost lasted the whole way i'll still put this on youtube that was most of the episode

Good. Doesn't get... This is like real secret. My camera just died, y'all. We have these two guys come over. This was another peak, by the way. This era of life. But we have these two guys come over. We both know we're about to have like a fun night with these dudes. Oh, oh. We have to make our rounds. We both, you know, took that shower. Like, you know, got ready. We're like, we got to go get tequila because...

Hello, what are we going to do? Do this sober? Sober? No. So we have to go to the liquor store. Dude, it sounds like we're about to have a fucking... No, no! A four-way. No, we're not having a four-way. Separately. Separately. Two different bedrooms. Separately. Separately. Okay? You're so right. That did sound like that. Yeah, it sounds like a four-way. Separately. So...

Separately. Separately. But like the guys were friends. They were best friends. We were best friends. Double date that was going to end in separate bedrooms. Separate bedrooms. Making that real clear. We've never done that. I know we're close. We ain't that close. So we're like, you know, good to good. So we get tequila. I'm 20. I can't even go into the liquor store. Yeah, I know. Because I don't have a fucking ID. And then we go to CVS and you're like, I need lube. And I'm like, wait, like what?

you're just gonna like to me that was so crazy to like buy that and like just like have stuff like that like pull it out for a guy and you're like yeah i was like whoa it was one of those like big sister moments of like you use that like you use that like which one should i buy like it was one of those like wait teach me about literal sex yeah i love luke because i didn't have experience like

being with people that were my boyfriend yeah so i'm like wait how do you like i'm like wait that's like not that's okay that's normal like what do i buy the thing is you just have to be like confident and own it that you're gonna do it because then they're not gonna think it's weird like if you're awkward about it and make it weird then they're gonna be weird about it you just gotta rock it pull it out and be like hey i got some lube for us like we're using that was a moment i was like oh wow really that's crazy i was like i'd be way too awkward to do that

Yeah, that was like such a funny night and we're just like ripping tequila shots trying to loosen up for a double date. That was not a four-way. Not a four-way. Just a double date. Both in our own bedrooms hanging out. But yeah, so like things like that I feel like you're more open about in the sense that if you were like, I want to like get handcuffs, you would just like do it. But I think that's because you're like that with most things that you're just be like, I want to do this so I'm going to do it. Where I'd be like,

You like think about it. I would maybe want to do that, but I don't think I could do it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to open up about my fucking sex life here with my, because now I have a boyfriend. So I'm like, keep that private. They assume that we both wear the pants in like our relationships. No, no, I, I hate when I'm in charge. I hope he listens to this and hears this right now. I hate being in charge.

Like, even date nights, for example, I'm like, pick it. I don't want to pick it. We have a list. I literally purposely have a list on our phone. I'm like, just pick it. Tell me where we're going. I don't want to go. I don't want to pick. That's funny. But yeah. But sometimes I got to put the pants on because sometimes boys just have boy brain and boy eyes. And I'm like, oh, looks like I got to be the leader here. You ain't going to figure it out. So.

Yeah. Oh, that was fun. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. We'll do a high school episode soon. We have to. Yeah, that'll be a good one because I have so much to say. Yeah, me too. So like year by year. Oh my God, I'd have so much to say. All right. That is it from me. I hope you guys all enjoy this episode. Like we said at the beginning, make sure to rate it a five star, follow the Instagram and all that good things. Yeah. Okay. Bye guys. Bye.

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