One Thing About Your Crazy Stupid Exes
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Hello guys, welcome back to another episode. I'm Taylor. I'm Sam We are going to do basically a part two to last week and read y'all submissions of shitty things Your ex-boyfriends did so stay tuned for that. Um, the responses came flooding in I know I was getting notifications from like the ones that wouldn't fit into the box. Um

of DMs of the longer ones. I was like, oh. I posted the box at night yesterday. So it's only really been up for 12 hours. Pretty much exactly 12 hours. I was like, oh, I hope it's enough time to get a lot. Oh my God. I checked an hour after it was up. She was full. Yeah. You can always count on girls to have

So many things their shitty ex-boyfriends did. Oh, thousand percent. There is no shortage of ex-boyfriend stories. And as we were editing last week, guys, sitting in a coffee shop, I was just listening back to everything I was saying. I was like, fuck. No, yours were fucking brutal. Listen to last week if you haven't when you're done with this one. Yours were brutal.

brutal yeah i just thought it and the thing is it was so normal for me i was like it's crazy i can't believe i let all of these things slide in my past relationship if shit like this were to happen now oof out out

See you later. It's just that level of not having the confidence. Yeah. Like where you think like you thought you needed that man. Oh, with everything. My social life, my dating wise plans, everything. He was my entire life. That's just so wild. Like if I broke up with him, I would have had no friends. And good. You didn't fucking need those people. Yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, no, I do. I like those people. But in the in the moment, it felt because after I broke up with.

him. They kind of like swooped me in and like I was their friend. Right. Because like you're better than the drug dealer. Yes. Yeah. 100%. Whereas like there can be certain situations. Sorry I'm going on a tangent right now about this. No that's fine. But there are certain situations with people and like

When you're in a relationship with your boyfriend and your friends are only your boyfriend's friends. And if you were to break up, majority of the time, those boyfriend's friends would just be like, see you later. Never see you again. Which I got lucky and it wasn't that situation. Yeah, but I wouldn't honestly blame them if it was like guys because it's like, that's your... Yeah, well, my friend's group in high school was like 50-50 like gender. 50% girls, 50% boys, so...

Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, one thing about you. One thing about me is that I'm just so excited to move. This might be our last episode. I know we're going to figure that out in the in the studio. We could maybe do next week because we have you're going to need to come back here more probably. Right. Anyway. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, because I'm selling these chairs, but like I'm getting sketched out by Facebook marketplace that we have this house a little bit after I move. So I might have people come.

Once I'm not living here anymore. Just like I'm just a fucking sketch ball. Someone came out and bought our couch off Instagram. Instagram is left sketchy to me because like she followed me. I can see her fucking whole Instagram. Like I knew she was just a normal girl. Yeah. I mean, I guess she could have not been, but she was. And like they were normal. But Facebook is just like.

I had this profile. It looks sketchy, bro. I had the, I sold my TV console the other day on Facebook marketplace. Yeah. And I literally was so excited because I thought I was selling it by myself. But then all of a sudden, because it was an hour before I was pre gaming for the rodeo, all my friends showed up. So I had a bunch of people there. Well, they showed up to pick up the TV consoles. Thank God. Right. If I was alone for this, but it turned out. So I learned more about the girl that bought it for me. She does, um,

home staging for realtors. So she just has a massive rental truck that she has been driving around all day just buying things for staging, which I thought was cool. That is cool. That's a fun job. I was going to say it's a job you would like. Yeah, I would like that job. But yeah...

selling stuff on facebook marketplace is just scary and i posted a tiktok being like nothing makes you feel more single than when you have to move uh-huh just because like no one's there to fucking help you like i can't be like hey can you come over so when i sell stuff on facebook marketplace like someone's here yeah you know like it just makes you feel so single when you have to move like i was carrying my dressers downstairs like by myself what the fuck is that you know i know you need a man to do that

But honestly, I didn't even have my boyfriend help me with really anything. But my one thing... I can't wait to move. My one thing about me is I hate my espresso machine. No, I'm kidding. I'm...

so kidding with that but i'm doing a series right now on tiktok of becoming a barista and i did not realize how complicated espresso machines are the pulling every bag of beans that you buy has to have a different setting in the machine so like i'm just trying to figure it out but i got a perfect pull of espresso today and i didn't record it because i was in a rush i'm like fuck

But I hate my machine. It's stressful. But at the same time, like I love waking up in the morning because it's like a part of my routine. I saw. Oh, you know who was gals on the go? Daniela is her name. Danielle. Danielle. She's doing that new a.m. series thing. I saw. Who's the makeup girl?

Makeup by Kelly. Yeah. So her morning routine, she has like a coffee machine. Danielle asked her like, oh, like, do you have to do all that? And she's like, no, I could do automatic, but I like the manual settings. Like, and I was like, oh my God, I've never related so hard to that. The manual settings. Oh, I know exactly what you said. She's like, I like to do it. Yeah. I'm like, that's, that's how I feel in the morning. Like I, I like having a very, um,

Detailed morning routine and I liked that I was like, oh I relate to that I realize this is like related but also not related at all I keep seeing these tiktoks that I didn't know and I feel like you would appreciated this information Having my nespresso machine for so long Any coffee pod if you put it in there if you double tap the button, it'll pull it as a double espresso That's what I do. That's what I used to do. Oh, yeah, I used to always do that. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, um

But someone made a comment on my video, too, of something about like, and this is why I speak to my Nespresso. And I was like, but it tastes like shit. Like my like espresso compared to the Nespresso machine. It tastes so different. Good. Yeah. So that's what I have to say. Sorry. I'm hating on all of my girls listening to this right now that have a Nespresso machine.

I know. I got their back. I love my Nespresso. What? I said I got their back. I love my Nespresso. Well, yeah, you like coffee more. Like, I like making lattes. So if I was if I was more into coffee, I would probably stick with it. But I don't. Yeah. No, because you can't do like an iced coffee or cold brew or not a cold brew. But like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Nespresso. Anyways, my favorite of the week is just Lyft ATX.

It'd be a vibe out there. I just love it there. Like, it's so fun. Like, recently, oh, it's so fun. Like, I can't explain it. It's the best vibes. I look forward to my workouts there every single day. I was looking at one of their reels today, which is why I made it a favorite because it was just like a stupid reel that's personally dancing. It was like when you're trying to have a good workout, but the music's good. Whatever. They just make little reels. And I'm like, no other gym makes like stupid reels like this with their like

What are we called? Like, there's the people that go there. I don't know. It's just fun. It's just such a fun vibe.

Even if like there's a few weirdos, which like every gym has a little bit of weirdos It's just fucking fun and like I go with my friends and like we go with the most perfect time. I love it there Yeah, it is a vibe stay there forever. I know My favorite of the week is the gentleman on netflix. It's tv show that just came out Really good. They're only doing one episode a week. So it's like a slow burnout if you're gonna start watching it and

I don't know how to explain the movie, but it's basically about this drug cartel and they are doing it under a massive mansion and the people that are selling drugs are just... It's like there's so much going on, but it's so good. So is it like...

actiony drama yeah but also comedy oh it's it's very interesting i was like cracking up but also at the same time like getting scared because there's action into it so i was like and it's like a tv show it's not like a documentary no yeah it's a tv show with actors and everything but it is really good it's on netflix and i want to say the episode was an hour i could be totally wrong but or maybe an hour and a half i don't know it was

It was long. Cool. Yeah, definitely give it a watch. I'm going to give like a secondary favorite because you just recommended a show. I'm rewatching The Fosters. Oh my God, y'all. That show is so, it's so bad. It's so good. I don't know how to explain it. It's so good. If you want a cheesy fucking show that's not serious and you can rewatch and binge because it's old.

I'm obsessed with that show. My mom used to hate it. I used to watch it at home. So I texted her. I'm like, guess what show I'm watching? And she's like, that's the worst fucking show. I'm like, no, you just don't appreciate it. It's so good. That's my secondary favorite. It's The Fosters on Hulu. I need to get into watching more things. I only rewatch. Starting a new show is so hard for me. Because Bachelor is about to come to an end. Love Island, or not Love Island. Love is Blind just ended. New Survivor just started. So I'm going to be knees deep in that.

Liv last night was making me kind of into the idea of watching 9-1-1. I love 9-1-1. Is that one that's different concept every... No. So it has to do with each other? Okay. So I have to start from season one? Yes. You're telling me I can't start at like season five? No. Fuck. I'm not caught up to real life. I'll have to jump back into where I was watching it, but I was watching it on my own and then I started watching it with my ex-boyfriend, so I stopped watching it when we broke up. I know. Sad. Sad.

um so i need to jump back into it it's so good because there's a lot of drama you have to know what's up with the okay maybe i'll consider it what was it on netflix or hulu hulu okay gotcha oh my god it's so good yeah like when we watch like the same show so i can talk to you about it yeah so good well i'm gonna be so behind

I'm not caught up. I don't know how many seasons there are. I might be on season three or something. Gotcha. All right. Well, Love is Blind. I know we haven't watched the reunion yet. That's on tomorrow night, which actually is the day that this goes live because we're filming on a Tuesday. This goes live on Wednesdays.

Love is Blend reunion also is on Wednesday. But from what we've seen, have you seen the altars? Yeah. And like there's some there's some hot gossip. I think more people need to be made to go to the weddings. I know. Right. But don't they get fines like $50,000 if they don't go? That's what I heard. But I feel like that can't be right. I don't know. Like I feel like maybe it used to be like that.

Clay, okay, here's my one thing I have to say. I have to get it off my chest right now because it physically makes me hot and angry. If I ever walked down an aisle and my future husband said, okay, body, I'd slap him across the fucking face. I feel like he was just maybe uncomfortable and didn't know what to say. But that's so him, though. It is him, but I also feel like I've never really seen them be like, you look gorgeous. It's more like body yaddy yaddy, like that vibe. Yeah, and like that's...

On your wedding? And then he mouthed to her, no. Okay, I think they clipped that. There's no fucking way he actually said that. I think he did. I don't know. I feel like that was clipped. Maybe. I feel like it was clipped. Maybe. Because it was, he said, do you vow to take this person, blah, blah, blah. Like the guy was saying that and he mouthed no.

But he was like kind of laughing. Like he was kind of like, I feel like he was trying to be like, don't because they don't like hate each other. He was just like, I'm not ready to be married. So why'd you go on the show? Idiot. Exactly. No, that part made me so mad when they were in, which, okay, obviously if you haven't fucking watched it, don't listen to this right now. But he says no at the altar. And then they go and have their own conversation in the bride's room. And he says that I'm like, why were you on the show? And,

And he talks about cheating like he can't help it. He's like, just like, if one day I cheat on you. Like, it's not like you're saying, if one day, like...

Like, as if it's, like, an illness. Yeah. Like, so don't. I can't help it. I don't know. It might happen. He's like, but what if I wake up one day and cheat on you? I read this book where the main character guy in their love story, like, may or may not have this illness, like, passed down. It's like he may or may not have it from, like, his father. And the way this man is talking about cheating is the way this man talked about his illness in the book. Like, the guy was like, I'm not ready to get married because, like, I don't know if I have this illness.

disease and i don't want to put that on you and and that's the same way clay talks about cheating like i don't want to get married because like i might be a cheater well that's so don't did you see the conversation of the parents talking uh maybe you have to jog my memory the mom just like got really mad with the dad well they're divorced because he cheated on his mom and

But he she was just getting really mad in the conversation being like you need to have a conversation with him This is your fault like he has commitment issues like blah blah blah like and there's shit that I found out about our divorce Now during this process that I didn't know about 20 years ago like that She was just dropping the fucking tea and I was like, oh damn, but basically yeah I think he's trying to follow his dad's footsteps or is scared that he's gonna follow the dad's footsteps and is scared to commitment I

also, I think I was talking about it with my sister. I forget. About like, oh, but he means well and I think he's really changing, blah, blah, blah. And at first I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I said, this man is 30. 30. 3-0. I'm sorry. By 30, there's no room for...

potential and oh but he's growing you're a grown-ass man yeah and it's 30 years old it's funny to see how they use social media after the show's over and i've seen a bunch of clips of him promoting his jet ski brand and like all these other things it's like so is this why you went on the show be honest like we all know this is why you went on the show you thought that going on the show was going to give you a little bit of publicity for your businesses and you're taking full advantage of that like

you knew you weren't going to get married. 100%. He literally from day one was like, I can't get married. Yeah. What are we doing? I just... Honestly, from here on out with Love is Blind, if they're going to say that on the show, kick them off immediately. Get them out. Bye. See you later. Which is unfortunate because I actually think they're a cute couple, but not when you think about the fact that they're grown and need to get married. Yeah. Like, they're cute if they were 20, but you're grown-ass adults and you're clearly not getting married. I wish Jimmy and Chelsea went to the altar because that would have been like...

Fun to watch. Yeah. But did you see how they were like together at a restaurant? Yeah. Did y'all hear that? Mm-hmm. The dogs. Cheese is going crazy. I feel like it was... Cheese is going crazy. Phineas probably punched him in the face. Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

Anyways, I think if they went to the altar, that would have been fun tea. But they were spotted together at a restaurant and like they weren't hiding. Yeah. Posted it on their phone. They were out about like it was so public. I assume they're probably just good friends now. And that's all it is. I don't see them working out. Honestly, I don't see them working out either. She's like actually insane. Insane. She's like clinically unwell. I know. I mean, but like I said, I think we talked about this last week.

Him having that girlfriend is wrong on his part. Oh, 100%. But she's not helping her case. Exactly. You can't say someone's doing something wrong when that other... It's just like they're butting heads. You can't neutralize it by bringing something else up when... Well, she's making herself seem crazy so then he can be like, you're just being crazy instead of fixing the problem. Now she's part of the problem too when she could have just been owning her shit.

i think they're all right okay i don't know what's going on out there i think they're all right they're okay hopefully the animals aren't killing each other downstairs i just imagine cheese is right outside the door because he is fucking he just loves being all up in my business yeah they're fine this episode is sponsored by earth breeze some new year's resolutions are destined to fail like how every year i say i'm gonna try to like keep my room clean and i literally never do it um but lucky for you i have an easy resolution that we can

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after i saw clay whenever i was kind of just like tuned out yeah i'm just so sad there was only two though and the weddings are the least um fun episode to watch the reunion's gonna be really really good i know i love and i can't wait to see with um britney and kenneth is his name yeah yeah i want to i need to know more about that love a reunion can't wait to watch that do you see how like jess was with harry jowsey

Yeah, we talked about this like a few weeks ago. Oh, we did? Because I said it was probably Perfect Match. Oh, okay. Sorry, I can't keep track of what I talk about on here and what I just like... Yeah. ...think in my personal life. Okay. There's rumors that she's going to be on the new season of Perfect Match. Yeah, which honestly, like, hot take. I do really like her, but you have like a teenage daughter. Like, get off these Netflix shows. Well, not even get off the Netflix shows. Don't... Like...

I guess with the show, like, you have no choice but to match up with Harry. But at the same time, like, your daughter's eight years old. Harry's what? How old is he? 23? No, he's older than me. Is he older? Yeah. Okay. I'm not, like, trying to, like, fucking mom shame her and say she's being a bad mom. Because, like, do you? And, like, she deserves her fun. But I just feel like when you have a kid like that, like...

Don't be like on reality dating, like stupid reality dating shows. Yeah, because she's old enough where she can watch it and understand it. Yeah, like if she was younger, maybe five years old or something. I can understand love is blind, like you just do it once, but like perfect match is perfect.

stupid and perfect matches like and she might not even be like yeah we're literally just making this up but if she is on perfect match let's just say that's like drink hook up with people it's like dumb dude she's so hot though she is so like i have a girl crush on her she's so hot she posted her reunion picture and was like when they do you dirty with this picture and everyone's like

bitch you look hot in that picture are you yeah insane like what's wrong with the picture yeah she's super hot for sure like when i like talk about milf i know talk about fucking milf yeah she's i've never also seen someone blow up so quickly on social media like her she went from like a few thousand to now i think last time i looked it was half a million let's see what it's at now that's the maria shit her and maria would be like friends same vibe just

What is her last name? Oh, I have no clue. Let's see. It's always so fun to just see what people's... Look. Jessica Vestel. I can't fucking find it. Her daughter's really pretty, too. Dude, she's up to 720. Period. I literally looked a week ago. It was 500. Love is Blind. She's going to be the hottest thing on Love is Blind for biggest creator, probably. Because what's those other girls' names that have the podcast?

Deep D and... Deep D and the... I don't know the other... Natalie. Natalie. Because I want to go see what their following is. Natalie. Those girls need to like let it go. I know, right? She has 1.1 million followers. Oh, okay. But she's been doing it for so long. I know that Jess will definitely get up there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see this other girl. Natalie. 689. But Deep D was like the... I'm losing track of these bitches' names. Natalie.

Deep D was the Jess of her season. Deep D was with an awful dude. So everyone was like, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. She went to the altar and said no. No, but with that fucking piece of shit. She was engaged to that asshole shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He was fucked. He was like, I was on here for looks. I get it. He's not attractive. He was such a fucking dickwad. So everyone was like,

We love deep D. Yeah. That's crazy. Also, I didn't say bitches out of calling them bitches. I was girls. Yeah. Yeah. Just, you know, people. I was just girls. Girls, bitches. Run and take clip it. Clip it. Clip it. Anyways, Bachelor. We watched it last night. Okay. I love. Okay. Let's start from the beginning. Rachel and Joey's date. I would actually love.

off myself if i was supposed to have this romantic one-on-one and i literally break my jaw and go to urgent care dude yeah and i was sitting there thinking how the hell did she do that we re-watched the jump into the water because they thought that he jumped on top of her but i was like there's no way i think he might have hit her under the water because they're splashes so you can see where they entered over right and they're next to each other but she went in first so i could see how she went in and then she has to come up she might have like

went a little sideways i could see how he might have kicked her a little bit but i feel like they would have said that no yeah i don't know she was just like like i feel like if he was on the camera during the interview thing he would have been like i accidentally hit her like i don't know regardless that sucks yeah crazy that sucks so bad and i just want to point out how she got easily the worst date i know well the thing is the dates get i've noticed like the first one's never the best

Like, for the activity. Yeah. I feel like it always just gets better. Yeah, she got easily the worst date, which I was confused, because he goes, can you hold your breath and do you like animals? And she's like, oh, I don't know. I'm like, oh my god, they're, like, scuba diving? Yeah. They just jumped off a platform. I was like, where are we holding our breath and where's the animals? Yeah. Lost. Well, maybe they were supposed to do something else later. Maybe. Because...

They had to, like, instantly leave and go to the ER. Maybe. Which, yeah, that just, like, honestly really fucking sucks. And she looked like she was in a lot of pain. And you're just like, this is your one chance to have the most romantic night ever. And you end up in the ER with a fucking lockjaw. That sucks. Yeah. Poor girl. That's for sure. I honestly wasn't really paying too much attention to their one-on-one date.

Because the very beginning of the episode, I wasn't really paying attention. Like their overnight? Yeah, the overnight. You said that...

woke up in the morning no breakfast no yeah unless we missed something because i know like we had like our tv was being funky so unless we missed something everyone else so kelsey was next kelsey had in my opinion the best date which i loved because on her first one-on-one which i was trying to tell y'all i'm like no their first one-on-one was so good like i knew they really liked each other because they had a really good date then they didn't really show a lot of all that of them like

being really, really into each other. And I feel like this week, again, it was that same energy that they were so into each other. These dogs are fucking shit up out there for real. Yeah. Hey, anyways. Anyways, I could tell they were really, really into each other. And the way this first girl, Rachel, just jumped into this like ugly asshole wasn't even like pretty. It was just like a little hole broke her jaw, you know.

They do their thing at night, leaves in the morning. Then it's Kelsey's turn. She's wearing a beautiful outfit. They just coast around on a yacht. I know. If I watched back and saw that I had to jump off shit and get hurt and then I just leave in the morning and the girl after me gets a fucking yacht ride and then cooks breakfast with him.

Bye. I know. I'd be so mad. I will say after this episode, Chelsea, she's warmed up on me. Yes. That's the Kelsey I saw since the jump. Yeah. I just think that the other dates, the last two that they went on, it was so awkward. He had no romantic. Like there is not romantic at all. But this one, I definitely saw it. Yeah. Yeah.

Which like you never know how they're editing. Because to me that's like I always felt that with her that they really liked each other. And then contrary I have always felt that him and Daisy don't like each other.

they can't hold the conversation yeah they literally cannot hold the conversation for the life of them yeah remember when they were sitting on the bench at the end of their like adventure and they were sitting there and they just both drew a blank and they were like uh-huh yeah they can't talk and i posted on my story like who do you got like who's your front runner daisy most votes and she's she's been like the fan favorite from day one i don't

Don't fucking think they like each other. Okay, and hot fucking take, but take her, like... Deaf thing? Yeah, deaf thing out of it. Would she really be any of y'all's number one? Because I don't want the sympathy vote. Like, that's just not... I agree. Like, I feel like there's a lot of sympathy there. I do think she's really pretty. I think she's very pretty, and, like...

I was saying it on the couch to, like, one of my friends. Like, she's just very bright. Like, she's very pretty. Like, she just glows. Yeah, she's always smiling. 10 out of 10 posture, too. But, like, she's very pretty. So, obviously, I'm going to give her that. Like, I mean, every girl on the show this season, they had a very pretty batch of girls. So, I can see. And they look cute together. Like, if you just took a picture with each of them, I'd be like, he should be with her. Yeah. They look cute. Because I kind of hate what Kelsey wears. But, whatever. Yeah.

daisy had that yellow dress which is the biggest fucking felony they all have their flaws they all have their flaws i just don't think they fucking like each other yeah they don't they can't it's so awkward and again maybe every day is like that but they're leaving it in for hers like i you never know how they're editing this shit but when she was like wait i'm not ready yet i have one more thing and then kissed him after they had just been kissing so awkward it made my like

I was not okay. Like why did she need to do that? They were just kissing 30 seconds ago. He looked like what? Yeah, he didn't even say anything after he goes. Okay, you ready? Like he wasn't even like I really liked that. It was like, okay, you ready? They were just sitting there and she's like, haha. Yeah. I'm like, oh, awkward. Like so awkward. I don't know. I don't think they fucking like each other. And we said this on here before. She keeps talking about this experience. Very just centered around her. I don't think she really likes him that much. Yeah. Sorry.

I agree. But I'm excited to see next episode. I fucking hate when they do that, when they cut off the whole...

big drama. The only thing we were watching for. Yeah. It's like, well, no shit. We're going to watch next episode. That's literally the, the woman tell all, it's not like we're not going to come back for the next episode. So why don't you just put the drama in this episode? I hate it. I mean, I know who wins. Don't, I don't, I don't know. I know, I know nothing. I don't know. I just learned who the Steve guy is. Oh, I don't even really know who that is. I just feel like in every season of the bachelor, once it gets to this point,

their shit about like i feel like it's it's very obvious not obvious but um at this point it's pretty like season after season it's kind of you already know i guess yeah but we shall see yeah we shall see there will definitely be more drama next episode when we talk dates i would say it's not rachel i think she got the shit end of the stick she going home sorry buddy i felt really bad like kelsey on my thing kelsey and daisy had like 700 votes eats and she had like 20.

oof also the way they just stand there in their lingerie and he leaves with his bag to go fuck another girl i know can you imagine i wonder how many days in between do you think it's like the i thought it was friday saturday sunday i was thinking it was every other day in my head it's friday saturday sunday i just feel like there's no way because they must wake up so early for the first date yeah so like how is he like going to the overnight doing the breakfast scene and then immediately like

going on another day like there's got to be the over maybe there yeah but i like it in my head thinking it's friday saturday i just don't think it is it's probably not but because also did you see how tan daisy was by the the third date oh yeah she was so fucking tan and we're like tim how'd she get so tan i'm like bitch because she's been sitting there with nothing to do yeah she's been laying out all week love that for her yeah but in my head for the tea it's very exciting if you think it's

Literally one day. There's just no way. No, it's not. Because like, think about it. They have the whole breakfast scene in the morning at the... It's the whole week. Yeah. So, anyways. But tell me that wouldn't be more exciting if he was literally like... It would be disgusting. It would be disgusting. He needs to double cleanse his little wee-wee. Can you imagine telling someone you love them, sleeping with them, making them breakfast and knowing they're gonna go do it again with someone else? Yeah. I would throw up. I...

The thing is, at this point in the stage, you have to say I love you. Or else you're out. Or else you're out. But I just wouldn't mean it.

I wouldn't mean it. Yeah, I mean, I'm delusional, so I'd be like... I didn't even say I love you to my boyfriend until a month or two months into dating him. Let alone not even having an a-official boyfriend. And he's also dating other people. They're about to get engaged and they've only spent one day off camera. One night, not even day. That's crazy. So crazy. All these people are so insane. I love it. I love it.

I'm more excited now that I... I'm going to eat that shit up. Now that I am more into this season and I'm going to know more people, I'm excited for Bachelor in Paradise. Because I haven't been able to watch it because I'm like, I don't know any of these people. Same. I don't know who they are. Yeah. But the one... I've only watched like two seasons. In my opinion, it is the best dating show on TV. I don't think anything will top... I don't think anything will top Love Island. In my opinion, Bachelor in Paradise does.

Yeah. In my opinion. We'll have to see because I haven't watched it in forever. I just like it because they know each other before. Like, it's real drama. Like...

these people know they run in the same circle so like there's history and that's why the relationships feel a little more real because it's not like these random people that don't know each other they kind of know each other yeah like if i like if i was going into the island is it an island yeah they're like what do they call it if i go to the beach that's what they call the beach if i go to the beach and i knew certain people were there i would instantly go for them they do that though yeah so that's why like

I guess I could be better. Yeah. Rather than having to get to know the person. So they walk in and they're like, you're like, I want to see like, like, I really want to see fucking Johnny because like, yeah, this, that, and the other, or like this other girl comes in and she's like, oh fuck. Like I heard like they used to date. Like there's drama. Oh yeah. Oh, I'm excited. When's the next one? I don't know. Fuck.

Do they do one once a year? I don't know enough. Fuck. All right. Anyways, I saw something written on your notes when you showed me your phone and I'm so happy you wrote it down or else I wouldn't have remembered. Oh, yeah. Well, first, before I say that, I want to give a shout out to all my runners that are running right now. Run fucking faster. Stop going so slow. Run. Okay? I've been slacking on my reminders, but a few guys have swiped up on my story saying...

Damn, I need the reminder. So I want to do it a little bit earlier on in the episode because you're probably only about like 20 minutes into your run. So go faster. 30. 30 minutes into your run. But yeah, the thing Taylor just had mentioned is the Noah Cyrus and Tish. Trish. Trish. Drama. Crazy. Okay. So insane. I also heard that none of this is confirmed. But either way, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it like it is.

So he's like 50. So Noah. Okay. Noah is Miley Cyrus's little sister. Trish is their mom. Noah used to hook up with like casually see this like 50 year old man. Weird. Noah Cyrus is like my age. I think weird, but like adults, whatever. Not the issue. Trish is now married to him. Yeah. Yeah.

Eskimo sisters. And then it's like they didn't go to the wedding. There's like big family drama. Yeah. So what from my understanding with the wedding drama is on the day of the wedding, Noah wore a shirt that said Billy Ray Cyrus. Oh. Out in public all day with her brother. Oh, but that's weird because they like don't like their dad. Yeah. Miley Cyrus doesn't speak to her dad. Yeah. So she, Noah, wore a Billy Ray Cyrus shirt that day. Oh, yeah.

And it was like, interesting. It was publicized like I need a day of marriage, like whatever. I need to look up like in pictures. Yeah. So I can you imagine like your mom? Like what? Imagine just not going to your mom's wedding. That stirs up like at that publicity level that stirs up drama so much. So why would you go to her mom's wedding? No, but that's what I'm saying. It has to be true.

because she didn't go yeah like i feel like that drama like that drama that headline it has to be true yeah but i just want to say fuck their mom yeah it's crazy it's so fucked up i haven't listened to the color daddy podcast yet but then like why who was on it her trish trish yeah oh t why would miley was trish at the grammys i don't know could not tell you i'm

Dude, this drama is all new to me. Okay, look, besides what the other end of the drama is and who went where and who did what. You break up with someone and your mom starts dating them? What the fuck? Yeah. What the fuck? I don't know who's more in the wrong, though. What do you mean? Like, who is more in the wrong? Noah for dating a 50-year-old man? No, the mom! You can't date your daughter's ex-boyfriend. What the fuck?

Is it boyfriend though? Or they were just sleeping around? It doesn't matter. That's her mom. I know. Mom. I know. Yes. It's weird that he was like 50, but she's an adult. Like you can do whatever you want. Yeah. Your mom can't marry the dude you used to sleep with.

yeah mary's that's fucking heavy imagine now he's like your stepdad and you used to fucking sleep together i know your weewee looks like daddy imagine someone you used to be with that was disgusting i'm gonna like glaze over that like we're i'm gonna edit that out no you imagine someone you used to sleep with and your mom dating that's nuts no team noah for real

yeah but also i just wouldn't get messy with a 50 year old man right but that's like her own business yeah like her wanting to just like be with the fit because like her being just with a 50 year old guy that caused no problems for besides this i'm saying maybe he would actually know she's so well off i was gonna say maybe it was just a sugar daddy situation no she's so well off your mom can't date who you used to date sorry that's fucking disgusting there's so many fucking people out there why why

No, it's disgusting. Dude, my boyfriend just sent me in my Instagram DMs a reel, which he always sends me reels. And he goes, this reel says, the happiest couples are always the one person who has a short-term memory and has really bad hearing. And then the other person is always a short fuse who overthinks everything. I feel like you're both. I'm like us. No, he's definitely the short fuse one. And I'm definitely the deaf and short memory one. Yeah, 100%. Anyways.

Is that all the hot gossip? I feel like that was a lot. Yeah, that's all I really got, honestly. That's all I really got, too. Nothing really much. I don't pay attention to the Oscars. Yeah, no, neither do I. The day I sit down and watch any type of award ceremony, hell no. I like the Grammys. That's pretty much it. And I just don't watch movies. But I did see Ryan Gosling's performance on TikTok, and he fucking killed it. That's the only thing I have to say. Um...

How was your weekend? Yeah, my weekend. It was pretty eventful. I'm going back up to my very beginning of my week. But South by Southwest is here in Austin this week, so I had quite a bit of events that

I had to go to on Friday. Busy day on Friday. Just kind of went downtown, popped over to a few events. My favorite one was the Kendra Scott one, which I'm really... I actually don't know if they're doing a weekend two of the Kendra Scott one, but it was so much fun. It was at a hotel on South Congress. It wasn't at the actual Kendra Scott store. And...

Miss Kendra was there. Didn't get the chance to talk to her. Yeah. Didn't get the chance. I got to look at her and just be like, wow. But it was just fun because they had so many different types of activities. I love when brands host events and there's activities. I cannot stand when there's a brand event and...

There's nothing to do. Because those sorts of environments can be so awkward and clingy and groupy. They're so awkward. So when there's actual activities that you can do with other people there, it makes it so much easier, less stressful. There was an open bar and I was going to dinner with two of my girlfriends after. So I was like, I'm going to take up the opportunity to get a free glass of wine. So I had wine and there was three different...

Activities of building your own jewelry there So I got I'm wearing one of the necklaces now But I got two necklaces Whoops can't see And then an engraved bracelet with my name on it Which I'm really happy about Because I used to love wearing Kendra Scott I would wear it all the time But for some reason I just kind of stopped Because Georgiana is now like a thing But I missed Kendra Scott Because of all the customizable stuff you can do So I was really excited about that Cute

And then went over to dinner. Dude, it was so windy on Friday. Did you experience the wind? No, I like stayed home. Yeah. So the wind was so bad and we ate at a restaurant on... Second Street. Second Street. And Second Street is just known for being a wind tunnel because it has the bridge that goes through and it's like all the really tall buildings. And it was so windy. We were sitting outside, wrapped ourselves in blankets, sitting around like three heaters.

and eating food, which I barely got any food just because all the events I went to had free bites. So, you know, I'm taking up the opportunity to get some free bites. And ate dinner, had, I think, two drinks, and then ended up going to this new bar after just to meet up with my boyfriend and his friends because they were also at dinner with parents and then basically went home. Yeah, I spent Friday by the pool, which was my first tanning day of the year because people have been doing it and I've like, for whatever reason, like, never

never be there. So I finally tanned. I got crisp. My tan lines were actually insane. They were like burn lines. It's a tan now. It's fine. But I couldn't flip over because my tattoo. So the front side of me got fucking cooked like so cooked. But it felt so good to finally get a tan on. And then I was going to go to dinner. And then it was like I kind of got back too late to get ready. And like I had food and I knew I had dinner Saturday. And I was like, you literally have food here, bitch. Like don't go spend money like just

vibe at home and then i was like oh i'll just meet up for a drink after then i was like oh is it worth an uber because my friend was like we're i'm only gonna stay here for a little bit and i'm like we literally did not want to be there yeah i'm like i'd have to pay for an uber and go so i was like i'm not fucking going so i just drank wine at home yeah like i literally did not want i needed a social battery recharge i needed to like fucking sit by myself and then i got a random burst of energy and like 10 p.m was like fucking packing yeah i um the only reason i went over to that

Second bar is because all the boys were out to dinner with one of our friend's parents that were in town. And I was like, okay, well, I want to meet them. So I'll stay around. And we were at a new bar. And the new bar that we went to, I literally only wanted a glass of wine. I was like, I just want one glass of wine so it can make me fall asleep later and I can just pass out. But they only do baby bottles of wine. So I had to get a baby bottle of wine for $20. And it was...

Two and a half glasses of wine. I didn't finish it. I only drank half of it because I knew if I had more, I just was going to be an unsettling amount of drunk. So did not drink that. And then I just went home. I was probably home by like 11. Not even 1045. I got pissed off by men on Friday. Why? So my ex-boyfriend pissed me off because he told me to not talk about him on here anymore.

oh yeah yeah wait hold on you got pissed at him on friday or you were saying you got pissed about it after reflecting on friday no on friday okay so he told me not to talk about him any on here anymore and like which i find weird which i'm talking about it right now lol but like correct me if i'm wrong i feel like most of the times when we talk about that relationship we're kind of just like shitting on me i feel like you're like calling me out for being done 100 i'm calling you out for not even dumb but just like

Oh, thank you. Yeah, that too. But I mean more like the one that got away, you know, like you miss him. Yeah. Well, duh. Yeah.

but like Loki not anymore oh after this past weekend no well he pissed me off for one specific thing that I texted him about and then he was kind of coming at me hot and I was like blow your roll and he's like don't talk about me on your podcast yeah you guys are no longer in like the grieving stage you're in like the anger stage I wasn't but now no you're in the anger stage because he was being all mean I was like

Fucking cool it. I'm like, I don't... I feel like his friends, like, talk shit about me. So, like, they're, like, feeding into his ear. Probably. Yeah, this can be a conversation off mic. But anyways, my ex-boyfriend told me not to talk about him on here anymore, so... Which, like...

I get it's like his relationship too and like I can respect you like whatever but I just want to make it clear like I just like don't think ill of this person and I feel like I don't talk shit about him on here no you don't and I can maybe understand it getting all messed up because you have like four exes that's what I also said I'm like I hate to bring it to you like I've got a lot of fucking dudes and it's like probably not you

yeah like i know you think everything's about you when i said you're not special i meant that like there's so many people no but i saw him out on friday at the bars and he seemed chill like well he was like reviving i was like why do you listen to my podcast and he listened to it because it was things our exes did and i said yeah i barely spoke about you he's like yeah i know i'm like yeah because i don't talk shit about you

like why are you so hot like oh my god and then i want to know do i just like air up my business is that okay it depends on what you want to talk about the situation with that guy which guy that pissed me off said he ditched me oh on friday night yeah yeah i can like say that right why wouldn't you be i don't know anyways tell me guys comment in our comment section if you think i have the right to be angry about this because he's gaslighting me and saying that

I shouldn't be, but obviously he's a man. So what do we care about what he thinks? So I'm texting this guy all the time, right? I've like only, I've like gone to his place once, never did anything, but like we text all the time and like, it's clearly that vibe. Okay. Like sneak healing shit, but like it hasn't gotten there yet, but it's clearly that vibe. Tell me how you are so delusional in hers, bro. No. So then if a man is like, I'm going to call you dah, dah, dah, like saying you're going to hang out and then doesn't. And then like,

hangs out with someone else instead like do you have the right to be salty about that if they're telling you all day that they're gonna call you and then they go with someone else one that one thousand percent that's what i'm saying so then he's like bro like why are you mad and i'm like because

It's not that you are with someone else. I'm not crazy. I'm like, it's that you told me you would call me. Yeah. But let me know. Like, is that crazy? Like, I don't think I'm being crazy. I've dropped it now. Like, I don't think you should have told him how you felt, though. Like, kept it yourself. Oh, this is what I said. I said, I said, I don't like being treated like I'm a second best option. And he was like, that's hot. Mm.

i'm thinking fuck off yeah but i feel like you guys haven't hooked up so i feel like that i would i would get it if you guys have hooked up then to address it but because you guys haven't hooked up then i just want him to know i wasn't dumb because like he was texting me as if i didn't know you know what i'm saying yeah and i'm like but the whole him like saying oh we're gonna hang out tonight and then not following up with the plans and then like you're probably getting ready yeah like that's annoying that's what i'm saying but i don't like my biggest that's annoying with

anyone, whether it's someone you're a guy, a friend, like... My biggest pet peeve with a man is someone thinking that I'm dumb. Yeah. Or not even a man, anyone. So I'm like, do you think I'm stupid? Yeah. I know. So I'm just putting it out there that I know I'm not an idiot. Like, I'm not actually...

Like, dense in the head. Like, you can call me delusional, call me whatever. I'm not dumb. He's just in his single boy era. He just got out of a relationship, too. You gotta let him have a little fun. Right, which is fine. And then I told him, I'm like, I've... Easy. Like, I was like, I got people, bro. Not a big deal. So, yeah. So, then I got back on Hinge. So easy out here. Yeah. Playing the field. But, yeah, that just pissed me off. And the reason it pissed me off extra is because my ex-boyfriend had just pissed me off. So, I was like...

I wanted to go fucking see a dude and get my mind off of it. So I was like, no, I'm double pissed. And the podcast will hear about all of it. That was me on Friday. I was like, I just need to tell the girls what happened to me. Because I hate men. Men just fuck everything up. Yeah, they do. But I don't think you should give them your energy anymore. Move on. Yeah. I didn't text him all day yesterday. I know. Thank you. 24 hours. Thank you.

Yeah, move on. Go on that date with the other guy. I am. He's 6'5". The date guy. Jeez. I know. That's crazy. Have you ever met him in person or no? No. So just know, guys, if a man pisses you off, there's a 6'5 dude out there that you can get a tall man to spend your time with. Just know that. Yeah.

Just know that. Anyways, that's enough of my issues. There we go. Thank you for letting me air that out. Uh-huh. And then Saturday morning, I've been going to the Raw Dog Run Club. So much fucking fun. But I want to say right now, if you live in Austin, Texas, and you listen to this, and you want to get into running or...

Maybe you are already into running and you're just looking for another run club. Go to Raw Dog Running. The amount of you guys that I met last week, just in comparison to the week before, the amount of girls that showed up... Because I told the boys, I was like, don't worry. I'll get girls to come to this. I'll get girls. The amount of you that came last week, it was so nice. So nice to meet some of you guys. Some of you guys were like...

Like, I don't know. It was just so fun talking to you guys. And I really wanted to just girls to dominate this run club because it's very male domino right now. But I told like the boys, I was like, don't worry, give it a week or two. Like, I got you. Love that. I know. And so it's at 8 a.m., which is a little bit.

Risky if you're having a fun Friday night But I've been able to just you know have maybe Two or three glasses of wine And then I'm there I'm making it Because it's only three miles which I know for some people that can be a lot But three miles with a little bit of a hangover You can do it it's manageable And yeah That's something that I would definitely recommend going to If you have nothing going on On a Saturday morning But I did that and then pretty much the rest of my Saturday Was spent doing home things Built my TV console because that came in You went to the rodeo

Well, I'm saying like during the day. Oh. And then...

I went shopping because this running has completely transformed my body. I no longer fit into any of my bottoms compared to my bottoms from last summer. So I went shopping real quick. I went over to Anthropologie to get some home decor. And then I went to American Threads at the domain, got some clothes, and then came home and had to get ready to go to the rodeo. Fun. I had my usual dance and coffee ritual on Saturday. Okay.

And then I went to the gym. It's like, I got to get that workout in. And then I had a pretty like, just like girls night dinner. I went to Verbena, got like apps and drinks. I'm obsessed with oysters these days. They're just so good everywhere I go. I'm like, anyone want to get half a dozen oysters? It's just like so fucking good. And then we just like bopped around to some bars and had a cute little girl time. It's all nothing crazy. And then on the way back home...

Me and my friend are in an Uber and the Uber driver was recording us for like content. He's like, I make content. He like literally didn't have followers. We thought he did in the moment. Dude, that's my biggest fucking nightmare. But we thought he was like famous because I'm performing for South by Southwest. So like I was under the impression this guy was like clouded. I was like, no fucking way. I'm like talking about my boy problems. My friend is talking about like a fucking vibrator and he's like, I recorded all of this. I was like, oh, okay.

Honestly, I would have given you better material. Like you should have told me. I'm like, I would have, I would have put on a show for you. Like I was over here kind of like keeping to myself. Like I would have fucking been the best episode you've ever had.

yeah that that would have been crazy yeah i was like i make content too like you should have fucking let me know um but he says he doesn't tell people so they don't like act weird but he was like yeah like unless you like really don't want me to like i'm gonna make content out of this i was like okay whatever but it was very funny just because my friend was like talking about this south by southwest event where they're giving free vibrators like we were just like shooting the fucking shit and then he's like i filmed all this we were like that's great do you see the camera

Yeah, I wonder if your face is in it or if it's just like his face with the audio. No, you can see us. He posted on TikTok, but like not us talking about anything. It's just me being like, oh my God, you're filming us. I was like, oh, I make like content too. Like he didn't post like us talking about anything. Kind of bad at it. Yeah, that is pretty bad. But my Friday night or Saturday night, I went to the rodeo. First ever rodeo. Did not know what to expect at all. I hosted my friends at my house before we went and then

My boyfriend bought us the unlimited fare ride wristband. So we got there about two hours early before the actual show. Went around the entire fare. Rode a bunch of rides. Got some food. Really salty about the drinks that they had. Literally only had one option of a seltzer and a bunch of beer. Not my vibe. It's rodeo, baby. I know. Well, I was hoping they would at least have canned wine. Like, that seems normal to have. Canned wine. Come on now. I mean...

I feel like your rodeo is just beer central. Yeah. But... I thought... I would imagine they'd actually have one maybe bar. Yeah, nothing. Nothing. Which... It's okay because I didn't really drink at all while we were there. Like, I was pretty much sober the entire time, which maybe I needed that. To drink? No, the soberness. Oh. I needed the soberness. Why? Just, you know, cleanse.

Okay. Yeah. I wasn't sure what you were like. Okay. So I hardly ever even drank. I had one glass of wine at our pregame and then got there, realized that there was no wine or hard liquor. So I had one seltzer and it was disgusting. I don't like seltzers.

And went on the Ferris wheel, went on this other ride. So one ride that we wanted to go on, which was like slow, it was like the big swing one, like in your feet just dangle. Oh, fuck that. So we went on that. Well, we were going to go on that one. The line was really long and there was a ride next to it. And it looks like one of those like teacup ones.

Bro, we we didn't even watch it before we went on it because we were I like said really loudly Oh, this line's really long. Maybe we should go on that one So the people in front of us in line were like, oh that one was really fun Like you should do it. So we just trust their instinct dude. I get on this ride I'm spinning around like was it like a tilt-a-whirl? No, it was like a teacup thing, but it was like it was going Like so fast

Luckily, there's signs when you get on, and I didn't know this, but Dave, our other guy friend, he's like 6'2", reads the sign and it says, heavier, bigger people sit on the outside. Luckily, Dave said that out loud to my boyfriend. I was like, oh, yo, yo, like Nick, like make sure you sit on the outside. And he was like, all right, word, got it. Like, makes sense. But you didn't really understand why until we got on the ride. Your boyfriend was probably like, yeah, because I'm so...

big yeah so i'm so big and tall he sits on the outside thank fucking god he did because i'm not even kidding the gravity of the pull of this ride was pushing me into him i think i know what fair ride you're talking about pushing me into him so hard i couldn't see a single thing i had to close my eyes because we were moving so fast and i was like i was being pushed and he was like you're squeezing me so much i'm like i literally can't help but gravity is

pushing me into you are you in this ride are you like the thing on the floor are you like up like where your feet dangle no you're in the ride like you're in the ride like on a platform your feet aren't dangling no no feet dangling and you are going i'm not even getting 60 miles an hour because i've been on a ride that like same thing you spin and you go like this really fast but your feet are barely dangling

boys are wrestling out there got me nervous but yeah no i got off that thing we were both blind for like maybe 30 seconds after like couldn't move we were like and i was traumatized i was like we are not doing any more crazy rides after this i realized i don't like roller coasters when i was a child i loved roller coasters i loved getting nauseous but not when i have some beer and wine in my system i don't want to be nauseous i hate a roller coaster it was i like i can do little rides like that but i can't do roller coasters with the one i'm talking about

Dude, no. I can do like fast. That was like a roller coaster. I can do fast spinning. I just can't do drops. Okay. I can do a sit and spin around. Yeah, no. That was insane. I will not do that again. Like it's weird. The rides that I can do, my family's always like,

Bro, what that's worse. Like Space Mountain, for example, at Disney World. I can do Space Mountain. It's a little roller coaster. I can vibe with it. It is the jerkiest, like most uncomfortable roller coaster. And my family's like, bro, this roller coaster sucks. Like this is like the worst one. How can you do this one? I'm like small enough. And they're like the bigger ones. But they're like this one's so much smoother and fucking better. I

I don't understand how people can do roller coasters when they're drinking all day. See, I think I need to go to a ride, not drink all day, but have a little bit. I'd throw up. I've never gone to an amusement park where I have some liquid courage. I think I could get on roller coasters that I'm too scared of. Dude, I'm telling you though, like the amount of my stomach, like I could feel the liquid just swishing around in my stomach. I don't get nauseous or motion sick.

I do think if I went because Disney roller coasters are so small, but there's some that I will not do. I'm petrified of roller coasters. Okay, guys, just like backstory. I think a little bit of liquid courage and I could get on one a little bit.

go next weekend no i i would actually i want to go to disney and drink a little bit no i'm saying the rodeo oh well like yeah but i can do those rides yeah that's fine no there's a bunch they had a bunch of roller coasters there oh no listen i don't care roller coaster i don't care how fucking in love i am with roller coasters roller coasters that you undo off a fucking truck i'm not fucking getting on yeah no i don't trust that bullshit yeah we're like a 15 year old just pressing start no

But then Sunday, we had a girls' brunch. Well, I didn't even say my rodeo. Oh, right, because you hated it. Yeah, so, guys, I went into this rodeo with no expectations at all other than just, you know, watching some bull riding, maybe some horses. I did not realize how much I was not going to like it. Only certain parts of it. Like, I just can't sit there and watch, and I'm not, like, team anything, but, like, for me personally, watching it, I did not like watching the cows, like...

Getting tied up and stuff. It just... It triggered me in a way that I was not expecting it to. But I will say, I enjoyed, like, things where animals weren't getting hurt. It was... It wasn't great to watch. Yeah, rodeos are iffy for me because, obviously, I didn't eat meat forever because I have a soft spot for animals.

My family goes to the rodeo like every year. I like it in terms that y'all know I love a little fucking country moment. Give me a Michelob Ultra and some cowboy boots. Love it. But I've never liked ever when they like tie up the cows. I love some bull riding. I think it's a good thing.

I think it's so fun. And I love a little barrel horse race. Yeah, the barrel horse race was pretty cool. But I don't like when they tie up the cows. I've always hated it. I wish I would have known that you didn't know they did that. I would have given you a warning. Yeah. Well, I didn't know it wasn't going to bother me. Like sitting there watching, I was like... Yeah, no, it's sad. Like it's literally... I don't understand just like torturing an animal for fun. Oh, here comes the third animal.

Lovely. But my thought process with the whole thing is I just can't sit there and enjoy watching something where I know something didn't sign up to do it. I can watch a hockey game, a football game, because these men signed up to get hurt. These animals didn't.

sorry i know this is like controversial take but i don't think it's controversial it's just i personally didn't like it's hard to watch yeah it's hard to watch and like i i'm pretty sure they don't get like physically hurt like i'm pretty sure they untie them and they're fine oh 100 i know that these people care about their animals and they don't like it yeah you know um yeah it's hard to watch yeah i just can't picture i can't imagine tying up cheesy and maggie

ew it's hard to watch i'm sorry definitely hard to watch yes yeah but yeah i couldn't even the rodeo itself was like three and a half hours i could not stay for the concert taylor was like oh how was the concert i was like i did not even stay for the concert i was too sober so tired i was like yawning it was 10 30 at night i was like we need to get out of here so yeah i left did not watch the

concert but i'm sure it was good probably yeah but sunday sunday we had a girl's brunch which was so fun we all kind of brought stuff to sam's house and had a little a little brunch i want to do that more often it was so fun it was really fun it was a nice little wholesome way to start to start the day yeah

which we lost sleep that night, you know? So the whole, like I felt like when we were sitting there, I was like, Oh my God, it should be like 3 PM, but it was only about like 11. I was like, what's going on? And I made eggs for the whole crew. Everyone brought like a bunch of different things. And then my boyfriend and his best friend showed up after their hockey game. Cause I was like, there's gonna be so much leftover food. Like just come, you can eat it, whatever. And they come in the door. We're like doing typical girl talk. Yeah.

They're like, oh my God, this is the gates of hell. We need to get out of here. We are literally, so I'm talking about my drama from Friday and what pissed me off. And everyone is just like, because obviously you tell a big group of girls, no matter what the guy did, okay? You tell a big group of girls that like some guy remotely pissed you off. Oh my God. And we're just going in, going in. Like we walk in and like our friends are like, I bet his dick is small anyways. And they're like, holy shit, this guy's getting fucking choked.

chewed out right now like they were like this is so scary and then it was so funny so our friend is like been going on dates with like one of our girlfriends i was there so i go outside i was like so you um like so cute like yeah like you like her like that's so cute he was like

I don't know. After hearing you guys talk about guys, like, I'm scared. I know. Like, I was like, yeah, fuck around and find out because you're next. Yeah. Right. You're saying, and I bet his dick is small. Yeah. Well, we were literally saying that. We were like, we were like, like, when I tell you, like, and for like, honestly, no reason, but like, just.

like ripping the sky they walked in they were like holy hell yeah did we regret coming here like i'm scared like pray for my boy like he is not doing well um cheese right now red rocket oh no no you're liking this a little bit too much man you can't see it i can't see it thank god oh but he's still too cute

Don't eat my microphone. But yeah, they were like, oh my god, these girls are vicious. I'm dead. Yeah, um...

So everyone ended up leaving about like 1130, 12. Y'all went to the gym. I was like, it's a rest day for me. I have not had a rest day all week. So I'm going to be doing that. Yeah, I went to the gym. I did cardio and then we did legs. And then guys, I'm back to trying to be able to do a muscle up. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. So just stay fucking tuned. And a handstand.

I'm back into my ability to do pull-ups, which is nice. That's why I do pull-ups every single day I go to the gym. Yeah, I'm going to get back into that because I didn't feel any issues with my chest when I was doing pull-ups. I want to do a muscle-up. This guy was like, I've never seen a girl do one. And I'm like, give me... I said July. He said no shot. I said, yes. I have faith. If you do it every... No, I'm good. I'm literally like, guys, I'm in my gym grind. Like, all I want to do is work out. I'm going to do it. Yeah. Yeah.

I was the complete opposite on Sunday. I was like, I am fiending for some fucking fast, fucking greasy food. Hattie B's just opened up here in Austin. So I was like, I want to go there. We drove all the way over there. Line was out the door. So I was like, fuck this. We're going to Not a Damn Chance Burger. We got these greasy ass, big ass burgers, smash burgers. They were so good, but so expensive. It was like $40 for fucking two burgers and fries. We didn't even get drinks.

But it was definitely worth it because those burgers literally melted in your mouth. They smashed the burgers with some onions in the inside and jalapenos and their special sauce and cheese. Oh, it was so good. And it was really hard to get down there because it's South by Southwest for the next two weeks. So the traffic was crazy.

insanely horrible took about an hour to go all the way to hattie b's and then from hattie b's because it was close well not close but really busy all the way over to not a damn chance burger took about an hour i was starving and we had the boys with us in the car too so that was just like a shit show um yeah yeah we have i think the most submissions we've ever gotten of a question box ever people are like wow it's my time to shine shit talk my boyfriend really her ex-boyfriend um there's so many and they're all so different

They're all so different and there's so many. Is there a thing that tells you how many there are? I don't think so. Oh, I wish I had like a... There's so fucking many. But shall we just... Well, you know what I like about this is we did ours first. So it helps the girls get ideas of like the level of like insanity. Well, I think after years they realize they can share anything. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Okay. I'm just gonna like fucking go for it. Lived with his baby mama. Yep.

yep yep this one is funny this one just says he was less than a hundred pounds poor guy definitely poor guy poor guy not the body shaming pretended to pass out and hyperventilated when i tried to break up with him if you haven't been in that situation you haven't lived i know my first ever ex-boyfriend did that and i literally had to tell him because i like he was literally questionable things were coming out of his mouth i literally had to look at him and go

Don't worry. Like, we'll get back together. Just, I need to separate for some time. And finally he realized I'm not getting back with him. Caught him paying for OnlyFans. I was literally saying this the other day, like, because I do OnlyFans, guys, which it's, like, pretty PJs. I've never been naked on it. But I want to know, like, the amount of guys that sub to mine that have girlfriends. Like, someone DMed us asking if we think that's cheating. I don't.

100%. I mean, I don't think it's cheating because I think cheating is one thing. This is just disrespect. It's its own wrong. Yeah, it's not... Hey, Mackie, bro. Mack, the computer! The computer! Dude. Dude, my fucking animals just invade. Yeah. Anyways. I don't think it's cheating. It's just its own fucked up thing. Hey, jeez. You can't be paying for other girls' OnlyFans. Yeah, like, you can go to porn. That's free and there's no, like, relationship there with that person. But...

Only fans like you're building a relationship with that person. If you guys want to like break up with your boyfriends, don't do this because I warned you. Okay. You can go into settings like look it up because I can't tell you the exact things. We can basically go to settings on Instagram and like profile activity. If you ever have your boyfriend's Instagram on your phone and you can go to link clicks and you can see every link in bio that they've tapped. Yeah, I don't want to do that. So like you can go see if their link taps are all like

Only fans, girls, links, and bios. So sorry. Do it at your own risk. Yeah. Called me a bitch. Nice.

Found an active Tinder on his phone. Ugh, the worst. That's giving me PTSD. Told me I was losing my ab definition and then cheated on me the next weekend. What the fuck? Please tell me you didn't stay with him. Well, this is things our exes did and we stayed. Oh, fuck. Remember? Yeah. Cheated and then joined a pyramid scheme and I saw myself out. So she broke up after the pyramid scheme. The pyramid scheme, no.

No. Look, cheat on me all you want if you start selling Herbalife. Dude, pyramid... Word end. Falling for a pyramid scheme is for girls only. Hey, men cannot be falling for pyramid schemes. That's like so icky. No, if you... I'm saying you can do a lot to me. A lot. Sell Herbalife? No. No. Jeez, we're recording. I know, dude. He's got the zoomies. Ignored me for a day and told me it was because I was suspiciously grinning at my phone. What does that mean?

Where you laughed at a TikTok and he was like, you're texting other dudes. If I'm grinning at my phone, it's because I'm watching the dumbest video you've ever seen. Or my own Instagram story. That's the amount of insecurity that you need to be so insecure that, oh, my ex was like that. Dude, jeez. Stop. Got another girlfriend.

girl pregnant and I contemplated staying. I was down bad. That's crazy. That's nuts. No. No, no, no. Oh my god. He needs to just...

Cheese. Yeah, bro. You're out. Bye bye. Bye cheese. The listeners are going to be so mad at you. You guys are banished for being rowdy. Locked me inside the car with him while he screamed at me and punched his steering wheel. And thank God it was only the steering wheel. That is a recipe like that's if a man is violent like that while you're fighting. That's a man that can't be trusted. And like you need to get out before it escalates 100%.

Oh my god, this one is so many parts. Messaged girls and then blamed me when I found out by saying he felt like he couldn't tell me he was depressed. So we needed to talk with other women sexually. Going with that, I slept with him after because he showed me

A gun he was going to use on himself. Oh my God. Trigger warning. What? I stayed with him for a few months until he dumped me. Holy fuck. Oh my goodness. Asked me to Venmo him for my Chipotle and I couldn't ask for guac because it was extra. Oh my God. If you're Venmoing for like lunch. Dude, no. Literally no. Unless you're like 15. Yeah. Because then you guys like don't have money. But what are we doing? But I think that with everyone.

Like I was out with my dance friends and it was like, oh, like you're trying to really even it. And I was like, bro, we hang out. There'll be another time where like you buy something like an oop. Like it's fine. I'm like, we don't need to even it out to the fucking scent. I agree. There'll be a.

I see you. Like, I trust that you'll get me back. Yeah, there'll be some time that, like, you pay for parking or, like, an Uber. Like, it's chill. And I just... And especially your boyfriend. Uh-huh. No. Because, like, I wouldn't even... Like, if we were at lunch, I wouldn't be like, hey, can you Venmo me for that, like, Chipotle? Like... Yeah. That's just weird. Why? Uh-huh. Threaten to tie my cat to a rock and throw her in the river. What the... Sam's boyfriend says he's going to do that to my cat all the time. Oh, my God. Yeah, he definitely does say that.

sex with my ex-best friend same that happened to me too oh my god no no this one can't be real no ask his mom's ask his mom for nudes what no no i'm gonna pretend i didn't read that we're gonna i really hope to god that's not fucking real no that didn't we're gonna i hope that was a typo

We're done. Like, maybe ask, like, his girlfriend's mom. Not his real... His mom. I honestly don't even want to look into it. I'm just gonna... I'm gonna pretend like it was asked, like, my mom for nudes. Like, my boyfriend asked my mom for nudes. Not maybe. He asked his own mom for nudes. Yeah, no. I'm literally just gonna... Nope. That's nuts.

made me sneak through the window for the first two months of dating to hide me from his parents this is all one girl okay oh my god so there's like seven parts cheated on me while i was out of town and then told me it was my fault because he missed me it's your fault that i missed you so much and needed to hook up with another girl she he probably told you that he pretended the girl was you yeah no literally he was like no like she had brown hair and you have brown hair so like i just like was pretending it was you it was only from the back

Oh my god, bro. Forced me to have sex if I wanted to hang out and would tell me to go home. Begged me to have a threesome with my best friend. That's crazy. Bro, it's actually insane how... I'm saying this is all one girl, okay? I'm still going. Made me put weed in my bra when we got pulled over. Then yelled at me when I said no. He wanted you to go to jail for his ass. That's crazy. Said he would break up with me if I decided to go to an SEC school. Same. Told me I couldn't wear Lululemon. Start...

Random. Okay. Yeah. Started a fight over taking a pic with my gay best friend at a dance competition. Oh my God. Classic. Made me delete a photo of me doing a leap on a beach. I was a dancer. Yes, all of these are true. Rest in peace. I'm in a happy relationship now. Girlfriend. It's crazy that these people actually exist. Like I've been there. I've been through that. But it's crazy to me how this shit happens every day.

controversial take like i feel like that guy like you deserve to be in jail yeah like you're kind of crazy not even jail maybe just like rehab of some sort yeah like locked up though like away from the public you need like some time to yourself we need to make it publicly known to when these types of crazy men are like walking the streets of the world like there needs to be put like a a sticker on their forehead like

unstable like no like that's in relationship can't be talking to females crazy yeah he took a different girl to prom one time my ex-boyfriend and i kind of get where he's coming from this but i also don't at all so my ex-boyfriend was like friends we were juniors and he was friends with the seniors and prom at my school was only senior wasn't like a junior thing too he was friends with the seniors so he dead ass was like would you care like

if I went to prom as like so-and-so's date like a girl's date because you had to be if you weren't a senior like on paper you had to be someone's date to go and he like wanted to go with his friends and he was like would you care if I was her date and I was like yeah like yeah I would care if you were her date to prom I don't want you to be someone else's date to prom he's like I just want to go with my friends I'm like you only take pictures with her and like wear a matching fucking suit no

And he was really like, I thought you would say yes. And I'm like, why would you think that? Yeah, no. My ex, when we first started dating, almost didn't go to prom with me. He asked me to be his girlfriend. And prom was like two months later. And he was like, well, I don't think we can go together. And I was like, why? He was like, we just started dating. And I just don't want to cause drama within our friend group. And I was like...

But I'm your official girlfriend now. Like, wouldn't it make sense to go together? And I had to literally convince him to go to prom with me, which we ended up going together. But like, why would a man, if you're dating, seeing each other, why would you contemplate going together? Fucking weird. So weird. I don't really get this one, but I think it's kind of funny. Made me call him every day from 10 p.m. to 12 a.m. Why? But this is where it's funny. Then yelled at me for not being interesting enough. That's funny. Yeah.

That is funny. I don't really get what this means. Did coke and gaslighted me into thinking it was coke he just snorted. What does that mean? Bam. Get out of here. Gaslight you into coke that... I don't really get what he's saying. My dad died. Rest in peace. So I was going through it. He told me to try losing weight to take care of it. That is the perfect opportunity to tell your significant other to lose fucking weight. What? That's crazy.

crazy oh told me we're exclusive then a week later got with one of my friends classic threw my hamburger on the floor in waffle house that's funny dude i'm so happy i never had to deal with any of this shit ever again hopefully are they gonna say that i've never had to deal with any of this shit i'm like no no i hate to break it to you did ever again hopefully not been there done that gave me an std there we go dude imagine my current boyfriend just like turns into like the most like crazy man ever

He just wakes up one day and chooses violence. This girl's still dating him. Slept in a bed with two girls, one being one he hooked up with. I'm still dating him. And the fact... Okay, here's the thing with this. She knows she's in the wrong if she submitted that. Like, she knows. Like, on a... Like... And she said keep it anonymous. Yeah, like...

If I'm still with my man and admitting his like really bad wrongdoings, I don't know. Get out, girl. Showed everyone at work videos of us having sex without my consent. What? That is crazy. What the fuck? We were cuddling and he apologized because his ankle monitor cut me. He was on house arrest. Girl, why? I need to know why he was on house arrest. That's crazy.

He cheated on me with his stepsister. That's not blood. And then I got back with him one year later because he changed. Period. Oh, my God. Also, I'm not reading the ones that say... There's a few of you that talked about how your boyfriend, like, trigger warning, like, hit you.

um i'm just not saying those it's like really serious and we're kind of just laughing over here but i'm very sorry and please get out of those situations yeah there's a few of those my boyfriend cheated on me while i was in eating disorder treatment oh yeah confess that he only dated me as a bet with his friends to see how far i'd go damn ouch he only dated her as a bet with his friends to see how far that they'd go oh i hate men it's official i don't like men oh no

Would show me pics of other girls at his school and say I should dress slash look like them. This is why I don't want to go back into like the single dating scene. Because I don't even want to even experiment with something like that ever again. Because it's common. I want to say like, what? Maybe one and fifth of a man? No, maybe even more. I was going to say half. So like...

One out of the two men out there are batshit crazy and will treat you like that. I like these that are just like so stupid, but it's like, well, they're a piece of shit. Charged me gas money to pick me up from the airport to visit him. So she flew in to visit him. He picked her up and asked her for gas money. Been there, girl. She bought a flight.

Been there girl done that. Like stuff like that where it's like okay that's like so stupid but it's like wow you're actually insane. And guys things like that that's the red flag we have to leave right after that. Yeah. Because that's right before like

anything gets serious my ex-boyfriend went to a military school up in vermont and i would drive out i played field hockey and lacrosse so keep in mind i did not have a lot of free time so if i went to go see him it was after my game on a saturday and i would drive up three hours to go see him he's in a military school so majority of the time i couldn't even stay there i would go just for a few hours and come home because you can't sleep there they're not allowed guests

So I would either drive all the way up there, stay for a few hours, then drive home. Or if I stayed there, I snuck into his dorm room in a military like base dorm room where there's guards and I would sneak into there and I would like hide under his mattress like this under the mattress when the guards would come in to examine the room. Somehow I'd get away with it.

But he would never come visit me because his excuse was, oh, my God, I'm in military school. But he would sneak out for other things. Yeah. I love how you're just adding to your own list of things. There's so much more. I feel like we have to talk about ourselves, too. No, I'm saying you've already shared on the last one so many bad things and the fact that there's more. Oh, dude, I told you that there's more. Yeah. The ones that I was telling you about that I couldn't talk about on here. These are funny. A few of them just say he didn't have a job.

Yeah, fuck that. He always spelled my name wrong. That's crazy. That's nuts. That's nuts. That's crazy. Like, what? Like, that's almost... Yeah, because cheating and being a dick is one thing, but you can't spell your name right. Like, what is your contact on your phone for him or with him? Oh, God, this one is a different type of crazy. My ex broke into my house and slept with someone in my bed, and I took him back. What? What?

No, I hope you're not with him. I hope you're not with him. Well, she's my ex. Oh, okay, good. But I guess in the moment, she took him back. Oh, my God. Dude. That's insane. You know what's crazy? Like, I really hope all of these, I hope we're all learning from our experiences and knowing our worth because this shit is crazy.

Kept love letters from his ex in his bedside table and didn't get why I wanted him to toss them. Okay, I still have shit from my ex-boyfriends because my mom kind of told me that like one day they'll just be memories from like my high school and stuff and like I shouldn't get rid of them.

The t-shirts? No, I got rid of the t-shirts. I have like a box of stuff because my first boyfriend, I got rid of it all. And I kind of wish I had it. I kind of wish I had it because I'm like, damn, in the moment, I was like, I hate him. I don't want any of this. But now I'm like, damn, that was shit from like my first boyfriend. Like, honestly, I kind of wish I had it just to like...

I'm a very sentimental person. Like, I have a box of my dance programs, my... Yeah, but that's different. No, but I have, like, everything from high school. You're telling me you're going to get married one day, move into a house with your husband, and bring that box of your ex with you? I have it. I can... I have it. It's not on my bedside table. It's, like, deep in a closet. And you're going to... I don't know. Yeah, no. I don't know. I've just, like, never got rid of it. Maybe not an ex of just your...

A box of your ex's things. But maybe you can add like a few of those into your like high school memory box. Yeah, take a few out and just put them in there. Yeah, but like you don't need like an ex box. It's small. It's tiny. But still, like you can take that box and make like a high school memory box. Okay. A middle school memory box. Well, I have a high school memory box. It's actually probably... I think it's just high school. And...

Maybe I'll just take a few things out and put it in there. Because I have it. But it wasn't in my bedside table. It's like deep in a closet. Yeah. It's like I never looked at it, you know? Yeah. I would just feel weird like opening it up and like, who am I going to show? Like I would want to show my children my memory box with my husband from when we were younger, you know? Yeah. I just had, I came across it when I was packing. Like I don't look at it regularly, but I was like.

I started making a memory box with my current boyfriend. He bought me. That is so unlike you. I know. It's in my bathroom. So it's like a shadow box and you can just like slip things into it. So I've been doing like photo booth photos and there's other random little things to put into it. But one day I'll show my little family. That's so crazy that you're like, I'm going to marry him. That's good. Why would I date him if I didn't think that? I know. I think it's just crazy because it's like, wow, it's really about that time. Oh my God. Speaking of marrying.

I randomly like was kind of stalking people I used to go to high school with. Like I just went down a rabbit hole. Oh my God. And like seeing like people that are together, like engaged, like these two people from my high school that weren't together in high school. I did not know, like really even communicated a lot are engaged. No, that's how I feel about mine too. I'll go over to my page. I'm like, what the fuck? Unless they did date in high school and I just have like short term memory loss, but I don't think they did. Yeah. Whatever. They're engaged. And it was freaking me out.

Said he was coming to my grandma's funeral then ditched me the day of. That's crazy. Threw my phone because I got put in a group project with a boy in it in college. That is so something my ex would do. Only referred to me as bitch instead of my name or literally anything else. I'm sorry. What? Yeah, that's an extreme. I feel like that's a joke. We did long distance and he refused to talk to me on the phone because he wasn't quote unquote good at it. Okay, I'm going to be done with the question box and we got some like long ones.

So I just want to see like who sent in other things. Oh, so this person, like their ex met their whole family, but on the way there, they had picked up alcohol and they got pulled over. So he had to drink it all and he spilled it all over himself. So he showed up to the family thing, like covered like alcohol. And then he kept leaving the house.

to like go drink like alcohol out of the thing and like was just like so drunk at their family party and then this man also had a tinder profile to get girls for his friends classic the tinder to get girls or that's what my boyfriend did the tinder for his friends he's like i had the tinder not for me like okay bud posted a pic of the girl he was cheating on me with on his main snap story and then when i confronted him he said he thought it was his private story for the guys that's wild yeah okay last one

I found messages between my ex and another girl that they were hanging out and he was picking her up in my car, telling her it was his. So we got a liar and a cheater and a broke ass. Yeah, broke ass bitch. A broke ass and a liar and a cheater. Well, you guys are insane. You guys are insane. Yep. And well. These men are crazy. Yeah, they really be out here just stirring up the pot and making life a little bit too interesting. I want to know like the ages all these things happened. Probably like...

early 20s. Yeah. But I would die if someone was like, he was 27. Yeah. That happens. I know. Like Clay. Yeah. Fucking nuts. 30-year-old ass. Anyways...

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