One Thing About Movies, Hinge, & Last Minute Gift Ideas
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Hi guys, welcome back to another episode. I am Sam and I'm Taylor. Did you notice I saw you wearing a brown turtleneck? So I thought I'd put on a brown turtleneck. Really? Well, I wanted to change out of my um My like sweatshirt for this. I don't

So I was like, maybe we could just like, it's just festive for the occasion. Is mine supposed to be like, it's supposed to be how you had it. I can't figure it out, dude. Mine's like folded. Yeah. Yours is folded. It's supposed to be folded. Don't have it all the way up. I think if you were like, um, in a place where you were really cold. Yeah, you're right. I look like I have a neck brace on. Yeah. Like if you were like dying for warmth, I'd say put it up. Yeah. No.

I like your earrings. Where did you get them? Amazon. See, when I was in Dallas, one of my girlfriends, I fucking forgot to pack earrings. Like, who does that? So I needed earrings. And one of my girlfriends had massive, like, two-tone hoops. And I was like, I need to get these. But when I ordered them on Amazon, I thought they were going to be massive. But they're not. But they're still cute. Like, I like them. They're cute, yeah. But I need to get, like, another pair that's, like, massive. I like them. Thanks. Anyways, we have a gift guide. I don't know about you and, like, what you... We didn't share lists, so...

If this is chaotic or we have the same thing Sorry we didn't share list I feel like mine are like you can get them last minute Like Christmas is coming up And you could make these happen Nothing that I like think of getting Is like customizable That takes a while Like you could make this happen The only reason why you couldn't is like They might be sold out

But like that's on you and that's your fault. Yeah. But there's always a good amount of shit that's sold out just because it's so popular though. Yeah. Like Uggs last year were sold out everywhere. There's something I put on my list like a specific brand. There's other brands but there's one brand I put on my list that I looked and everything was sold out. I'm still going to tell you guys what it is in case when you look maybe they did a restock. So stay tuned. They're really really cute. And I also really really want them.

that's what I that's what my gift guides are things I want mm-hmm like I'm like oh I want this yeah or that like I think my boyfriend needs I'm like you need this yeah things my boyfriend needs and things I want that's how I base off gift guides for guys and girls but anyways do you have one thing about you yeah one thing about me this week and I have it written down I'm been better at this is that I absolutely love movie nights I

Because remember, I used to complain so much. Like, I hate going to the movies. Like, I can't sit through a movie. Do you know what's so weird? I was thinking that. Yeah. So we get invited to all of these movie showings. And like, I haven't gone to one in forever because like, I either like have work or have dance or like you go with your boyfriend. Because it's like, it's definitely like if you were going to go to a movie, you'd go on a date. Like, kind of like.

You bring your boyfriend. Like, that's just what you do to like a movie. So I haven't like gone to them. Don't know why I'm still on the email thing because I thought after like the fifth, like I can't make it. I would have taken me off.

But that's cool. I'm still on it. One day I'll come around to it. You always go. And literally the other day when you were there, I literally thought, I thought you didn't like movies. I used to hate movies. And you know what it is I realize is that when I'm actually sitting in a movie theater, I am forced to watch the movie because I can't pull out my phone. There's no distractions. Where if I'm watching a movie on my couch, there's so many distractions.

yeah if i watch a movie i'm going on my phone yeah but it's so bad theater but also i just don't have the attention span like to be sitting there and watching something like it's so hard for me to just dedicate my brain power to one specific thing and i i've been able to do it that's cool you know what it also is if i want to sit down and watch a movie like let's say like

back in the days when I had a boyfriend if it's like let's watch a movie the process to pick a movie so hard oh my god which is like okay it's only showing five movies now we're picking one out of five versus one out of every single streaming network like there's so many and it would I've

I feel like by the time we were like, should we even watch a movie anymore? We can't pick one. So we're not even going to watch one. Like watching movies at home just kind of sucks. And my boyfriend thinks I have the worst taste in movies and shows and stuff, which maybe I do. I don't care. But I like reality TV. He hates it. And he thinks that because there's no...

like plot to it or like really brain power when you're watching it like any like thriller would he thinks that it's like stupid that i like reality tv i'm like i just don't care but you like like action movies no i do i can only do action movies if it's the rock yeah yeah it's the rock or if it's mark walberg or interesting zach efron yeah i think you just have a vast taste in shows because there are shows that are plot that you do like yeah

But I can't do like... I've never watched any of like the Harry Potters or any of like... Oh, I kill myself. No, not even Harry Potters, but also like Star Wars. Like anything that has like a lot of series and that when it comes into the theaters, everyone's freaking out about it. Yeah, no. No. But I did watch the new Wonka movie. That's good. And it was really good, but it was a musical. And I fucking hate musicals. Like I'm literally sitting there like trying not to crack up laughing like at the actors because it's so cheesy. Yeah.

But I'm like, everything outside of it is like, what is the point of a musical? Like, you can totally have the storyline be the storyline without the parts where you're dancing and singing. That's where we differ as humans. I don't love every single musical, but like, my favorite show is Glee. Like, I'm sorry. No. Was it weird watching Wonka and thinking, this guy's dating Kylie Jenner?

Yeah, because he's like role-playing a 13-year-old. It's so weird. He's a 13-year-old? He's young. Like he's a young kid that wants to like start up a chocolate business in this small town. Oh, so it's like the prequel. Yeah. It's like before Willy Wonka. It's like Willy Wonka. Yes, it's before, but it's a whole different storyline. Cool. It's him going, his mom passes away and he has one bar of chocolate. And his mom says when he was like passed, when she like passed away that like,

Like, I believe in you. Like, there's nothing happier than like when you like start selling chocolate, whatever, making chocolate. He's like, I'm going to do it for my mom and then opens up this whole shop. But there's all these evil people involved that try to tear him down. So there's already two of these movies. So I thought they were just making a third one. But so no other movies are about Charlie. This one's about him. That's interesting. Maybe one day I'll see it. Probably not. If it's on Netflix, maybe I'll watch it. My one thing about me is that I don't care what it takes to

I'm going to read 50 books. I'm on 47. I'm on 47 and I'm like over 10% into it. Probably tonight going to get up to like halfway or close to halfway. And I'm going to finish it before Friday. And then I'm going to go home and got three more books. And I'm going to read 50 books, even if that means that whatever New Year's Eve party we're going to, I bring my Kindle and I read on the couch. I will read 50 books. You're just going to read a kid's book for the last one. No, I'm not going to. No, I'm picking...

They're definitely shorter. They're not like 50 pages, but like, oh, if it's over 350 pages, get that out of my face. I'm not reading it. Like so many people are like, you should read this. And I'm like, girl, that has 400 pages. And that's not making the cut for this. I know. I'm going to read it in January, but it's not going to work. And I'm going to go into my favorite because my favorite is related. Frida McFadden books. If you are like me and have a book goal and you're like,

fuck, I need to hit my book goal. Read them. They're thrillers and they're so good. If there are movies or TV shows, they'd be so good. Like it could be a limited series. They're so short. They're so short and to the point. It's fantastic. I hate long books. They're perfect. They're perfect. I read this last one over the weekend. I read Do Not Disturb.

They're a little freaky to read at night alone. I'm not going to lie. They freak me out. I feel like I'm going to get murdered. But they're really good and they're really short. They keep you in it. It's always same old shit. Someone dies, different POVs, and then at the end there's a crazy plot twist. They're all good. Great books. You would like them if they were shows. Yeah, I'm like, if they were a show, maybe. They're good. The plot lines are good. It's just murder and affairs and like...

Some crazy shit. I don't know. Sick, bro. All right. My favorite of the week is mocktails using Olipops. So one thing I've been doing, I don't know if you've noticed this, but last week I had to film an ad for a brand I'm working with. Saw that. And it discovered in my brain that you can literally just take a supplement and

That tastes good. And pour it into an Olipop with like a few other things and you make a mocktail out of it and it tastes so good. That's what I need to start doing with my Symbiotica vitamins because they're in like gels that you put in your mouth. Yeah. I don't like how they taste. Like some people just slurp them all up. Kudos to them. But I need to like mix it in something. No, it's so good. And we have so many different supplements in the cabinet. And I'm like, I'm just going to start making my own little mocktails using these. Like one of them we have is like the...

the harmony hormone one that's like a chocolate cacao one i'm like i could put that into like one of the soda ones that's like i don't know i would figure it out but it they're just so much better it's like might as well have an olipop and also get the added benefits with the supplement that you're using brain power yeah it's really good kin euphorics

And adding like a garnish of like mint on top. Yeah. Oh, so good. Cute. We have that mocktail book too. We do. Of recipes. But they don't have like add a scoop of beets. No, no, no, no. But like if it's a flavorless supplement, you can put it in like anything. Like if it's just powdered. So true.

Yeah, that's cool. Do you have any hot gossip? Oh, yeah. So I remember last week and I was like, oh my God, I want to talk about this, but I'm going to save it for the podcast. Yes, you did say that. I always get so annoyed when you say that because I'm like, no. Just fucking tell me. But then within an hour, I forget. Yeah, I know. So I have been using Lapse. The app Lapse. It's a new trending app right now. It's probably going to fucking die down in the next few months. It's kind of just like for real, but it's fun. I like using it. It's like if you had Huji Cam back in the day.

Yay. Back in like 14. What the fuck was I about to say? 2014. It's like Huji Cam. Yeah. So I have that. And you obviously like any other app can add people. Okay. From contacts. Okay. Dude, tell me why everyone that fucking unfollowed you and I from the fitness realm. Added you on laps. And is adding me on laps. Like as if we're besties. Yeah.

Like, I could make a whole list of people that literally bashed on us on the internet, making videos, commenting on other videos, unfollowing us, showing no support whatsoever during the whole cancellation, are now adding me on laps. What the fuck? Fucking weird. Like, oh my god. Like, I... And, like...

I will name drop with you to you after the podcast. But like, but them like for sure. It's not just like a 1000%. It's your phone. We have contact. We have each other's contact and we'll get a notification. We'll be like blank wants to add you as a friend on laps. I'm like, what the fuck? That's so weird. I literally know who it might be. No, it's not just one person. It's been like at least five or six speaking of people in the fitness industry. You know how that one guy in the fitness industry goes to our gym now. What guy? Yeah.

he used to be like we met them at zoo culture used to be part of that like group of boys dude i don't know no you know he has oh yeah someone's ex yeah someone's ex the way he's now at the gym we do not look at each other like we know each other yeah dude and you know what's funny i'm literally just like i have no idea who this man is and i'm funny with him i just like no we don't want to be associated no we have no beef but like it's just triggering it's triggering fitness people at our gym why are

But anyways, it's funny because he keeps liking my stories, but doesn't follow me. Which I see him at the gym all the time. Yeah, I forgot to tell you about that because I was going to send it to his ex and screenshot it and just be like, what the fuck? And then I like forgot to send it to her. But yeah, now that you bring it up, I didn't even realize it actually goes there. That's crazy. Yeah, I saw him yesterday. That's crazy. So he lives here now. That's crazy. I saw him yesterday. I mean, maybe he's like back and forth. I don't always go. I like...

the same time but like i did see him yesterday and we're washing our hands right next to each other that is so funny and i was like i'm gonna kill it i literally like guys like i don't think you understand like i know like i'm not sure if you guys get it because this was kind of more handled like in our private life but the fitness industry is really really really triggering to us so like trigger is fuck like when i go to my home gym and there's some like

fit talk like tiktoker in the bathroom like i want to cry get out of the bathroom and then our okay only certain people other people i'm like i literally can't stand you i'm gonna give you the dirtiest look of all time yeah there's a there's definitely a ranking there's i will say fu to your face there's top like there's like please get out and then there's like i'm just gonna give you stank face

And then there's like, I'm just going to pretend I don't see you. And there's maybe collective 15, 10, maybe less that I'd be like, oh my God. Hi, how are you? Yeah. No, I agree. And there's like not that many. It's bad. And then there's even less that I'd be like, hi, how are you? Oh, you're in Austin. We should like get dinner.

That's like, yeah. No, but you can't even risk it anymore because if we were to go get dinner with any of them, then they would like after big online be like, I got dinner with Sam and Taylor. They are fucking bitches. She was rude to the waiter. She was rude. She spit some bullshit. I'm like, why the restaurant down? I don't know.

She didn't tip the waiter. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She didn't tip the waiter 20%. Yeah, that's the thing. You almost don't want to talk to them because you might say the wrong thing and then it's over. It's literally over. It's over. I be on my best behavior. No, no, no. I see gym influencers. But the thing is, that's what we want.

were when we were in Houston that one time and they wanted to cancel us. But like even though I do this stuff in the gym anyways but if I see someone that I know has a following I'm like let me make sure to put that weight back like I'm gonna wipe down the machine like I cannot be caught lacking in any way because they're gonna put me on like

blast for fucking up so I'm like is that weight in the right spot dude and I've been going to berry classes too like and in the back of my mind sometimes when I'm at the berry classes I'm like Sam look like you're enjoying this and having fun don't have a rusting bitch face because someone is gonna be in that class and it's gonna be like I was in the same workout class as Sam Taylor and she looks like a fucking bitch she looked miserable like blah blah blah I'm like I just I'm on edge like a lot so I had oh my god what happened

I think it was at HEB. Something happened like in a scenario where someone just like asked me something like a random person. Like, can I like go in front of you? Really? Do you have something, some easy thing? And like, I was very polite about it. And she's like, Oh, and I also like follow you on like, I like follow your podcast. I was like, I love this good. I think. Yeah. Good.

wow like because I'm like what if in that moment like sometimes you just like sometimes you don't want to give strangers your best attitude and like I had no idea she was a follower like she asked me some simple question I wish I could remember where it was but like when she was like oh I listened to your podcast I was like did you think I was polite like I'm sorry I'm sorry like my bad no yeah it'd just be like that sometimes just because it's just so triggering man it really is like it's actually triggering oh

rant over anyways my hot gossip is like not related to us have you seen the red dress versus black shirt girl now what okay i'll show you the video in a second so this girl on a black shirt is like dancing at a club and her hand kind of goes near this girl and this other girl like swats her hand down and gives her a stink face and then keeps dancing and some people are like

Yeah bro like when you're short like it's annoying when people's hands are on your face like the red girl in the red was right and some people are like no the girl in the black was right like she was just dancing like listen I'll show you. Yeah you gotta show me it and also it's like it's not that deep like what the fuck. So she's dancing and then like the girl like hits her hand. Wait hold on can I see what that girl in the red looks like? Oh wait do we know them? Hold on go back. It's that video it's just a stitch so go to that top video. Dude that girl looks so familiar like someone from my high school. Oh maybe it is.

I don't know. Where is this? I need to know. I don't know. I'm going to have to dig more for you, I guess. But the point is, it's kind of like,

Some people are saying red dresses, right? This girl made a really funny video where she's POV or black top girl and she's dancing and she grabs a red dress and she snatches it as if she snatched it off the girl. And all the comments were like, that's the first video I saw. And everyone's like, finally, team black shirt. I was like, okay, wait, what are we talking about? What is team black shirt or red dress? And I'm team black shirt. Because yes, is it annoying if someone's drunk and kind of puts their arm in their face? Yes, but you're at a club.

that's what happens at the club yeah like you you're not at like church like this is the club yeah so Mackie no get off I just think it was very funny and I just wonder like if you saw this side of TikTok I think it's like kind of new and like a little bit niche but I'm sure it'll get there um red dress or black shirt I'm black shirt will you let my dog up he's just staring at you like let me up

But yeah, I think it's very interesting when there's like little arguments like the same thing I told you with the girls that are fighting with the boyfriend in the hoodie. Oh, yeah. I love when strangers... I still haven't looked at that. I gotta look at that. You gotta look at it. It's too old now for me to talk about. But I love when strangers on the internet have like kind of harmless beef and it's just kind of like... Yeah. Like...

couch guy when that girl came home to her like that shit like when strangers on the internet have no there's it's so funny when you see a random video that also is like a girl and a guy reuniting and in the comment section she's like couch guy i'm just triggered from couch guy i think there was another one that i saw recently that brought that up because she surprised him but in the room there's a girl sitting in the room everyone's like uh who's the girl in the back like everyone's like couch guy triggered and i saw this one video being like

What hap- Where are they now? Where is Couch Guy? I think they're still together. I think I recently did see a video of them together. I just love strangers on the internet beefing. Yeah. If it's harmless. I mean, I guess like a guy cheating on his girlfriend isn't harmless, but it's harmless to me. I have a Roman Empire. Absolutely.

As of recently. Okay, what is it? I forgot about that term, actually. My Roman Empire as of recently is how badly the solid core sales plummeted after the tattoo email. Did it? I want to know. That's my Roman Empire. It's like I want to know how bad their sales plummeted.

Because I for one have not gone back. And I know for a fact there are thousands of other people that have not gone back ever since that email. My coworker is a solid core coach.

I'm like, all the Solicor girly instructor girlies, let us know in the DMs. Have your classes gotten a little bit more quiet? I would love to know. Would love to know. I've been going to Just Berries. I'm ending my class pass, and now I'm doing Just Berries. Because it just doesn't give that culty vibe. I know, obviously, they would prefer you to sign up for the membership, but it just doesn't give culty. So...

They have never like pushed me to get a membership. Never. Like I show up and I'm like, hey, like, hey, checking in for Sam books through class pass. They're like, all right, Sam, enjoy your workout. Like they literally don't care. They have never told me to get a membership. The vibes in Barry's today were, the class was so fucking hard, first of all. Loved the instructor. Al or Josie? It was. Because those are my two favorite. It was neither. It was Mackenzie. Mackenzie.

See, Mackenzie sometimes is too quiet for me. Are we thinking about same Mackenzie's? Because this girl has a loud voice that is very distinct. What color hair? Blonde. Yeah. And she goes like, five. Yeah. You know who I'm talking about? Yeah. I do know who you're talking about. I go to her classes all the time. But like, she has that voice. Yeah. I think it's slave, but I'm like... Sorry for name dropping. I mean, like, promoing your class, queen. Like, I liked...

um like the music was really good and it was like a good playlist for me to use for like my dance songs so that's why like i was like choreographing in my head while i was on the treadmill and shit and then the time passed really really fast but i thought she was cute yeah i mean i like all the instructors there's only ever been like one bad class that i've ever taken yeah i mean i've never had a bad class the first time i went to her i was actually iffy about her i'm not gonna lie but you know who she looks like who

someone we know or famous person someone we know oh the girl that pushed that guy onto you wait but that's like it's not really an insult though no it's not an insult i was gonna say like she's pretty it no way like they just look like they just look like yeah she complimented my jacket right when i walked in so that's why i liked her class she just gave me good energy yeah because she was like your jacket's so cute they all have good energy they do you know what

I'm here for it. But sometimes I just need more oomph from them. I'm like, I'm slacking today. Just give me more oomph. Sometimes I'm going to need the exercises to not be so fucking dumb. Yeah. How about that? I fucking can't. Okay, let's talk about exercises we don't like in that class real quick. Okay. So I cannot stand anything with a resistance band, especially when you're doing like

Honestly, anything. Get rid of the resistance band. On the knees or the lifty ones? All of them. First of all, the ones that they have for your knees are so tight. Yeah. They're so tight. Like, they're like, you cannot move in them. I don't like when they go, I plank cold and shoulder tap and plank jack and mountain climber and three pushups and burpee and squat and repeat. Come again? Yeah.

She made a joke out of it today. She was like, and backflip. And I'm like, see? Okay, you get it that you're throwing out. And just watching people's faces when she's like, we're going to go into a high plank with a burpee and a shoulder tap and like... Everyone's so confused. Everyone's like, repeat. Yeah. Or do it, please. Yeah. I'm a visual person. Wait, what? And I'm just going to need... I think we talked about this on an episode before. We're going to need to take out our deals. Yeah. No, we talked about this in person together. Oh. Actually...

And squats. Like, the squats and the RDLs, people really have trouble with. Yeah. I know it's not easy. Like, if you've never really lifted before, like, I know it's hard and, like, you can't really get direction. It's really just not good. I know. It's just, like, it frustrates me in the sense of, like, these...

And I don't want people to be like, stop judging, whatever. But like, no, it's not judging. It's just like, you're going to like hurt yourself, like literally hurt your knee, hurt yourself, dude. Yeah. Like some of the people's form are just like not correct whatsoever. And it's like the instructor, the instructor clearly knows that. So it's like, why don't you go over and like help them out? It's because berries are so fast paced. Yeah. You don't have, they're talking the whole day. You know what they should provide? Berries is a class solely for learning about form.

Yeah. Like beginners 101 form. And they shouldn't do two separate groups. It should be only the people on the floor. Like, do you know what I'm saying? Yes. One group. So that way they can...

coach you through the floor, coach you through even how to run. I'm not a great at running, so I'm not saying like learn to run from me, but like they'll throw out some cues like try to be further away from the screen so your legs are wider, releasing your hands, like all that kind of shit. Like they can't say more of that stuff because they have to talk

Every second. By the way, remarkable how they do that. Insane. I was trying to wonder. I'm like, I trained. So I trained to do a class. It was the same exact setup as Barry's. I like don't know how that's like allowed. Literally same fucking shit. I was training to do that right before lockdown. So I have like, I probably still have it in my fucking Google Drive. All of the training notes. And like it was, it was overwhelming. Like getting online.

what they they would get the hang of it once once you do it a few times of course but when like i have all the training tools and like opening the like sheets of how the class looks and like how you do it i was like oh god but yeah berries is is good vibes yeah someone in there today it was her seventh 700th class so many people will be doing that 700 i'm like how

700. She must have been going for the last like 10 years. Yeah, but I mean the girl, that girl Mackenzie has been coaching since 2016. Yeah. 700. And like they were like, congratulations on your seventh class. Like to these people. And I'm like, I feel like I've done, I've done seven. I'm like, I've probably done like, what about me? I've done 25 and I haven't gotten a reward. Yeah, like they were like on your eighth class, on your seventh class. I'm like, how many classes am I on? Yeah. Because,

I think I did more than seven. You know what I actually do like? This is not an ad, by the way. But what I really like about the Barry's membership. We should host a class. Dude, yeah. What I really like about the Barry's membership is you have every quarter one complimentary guest pass. So I'm going to be bringing my boyfriend every quarter. I'm like, you're fucking coming with me. Oh my God. He would look funny. I know, right? No, don't say that because I want him to come. Hopefully he doesn't listen to this episode. I think Eddie Mann looks funny. I think workout classes are for girls. Yes.

not berries the berries is 50 50 on gender no there's a lot of boys there yeah i'm like not saying boys don't go yeah there's so many of them i think pilates is for girls are only because one time i went to a pilates class and this man was literally grunting next to me when i walk into berries and it's like sometimes it's like predominantly male like there's a lot of guys because it's like a hardcore class like it's you know high energy i'm always like

Why are there boys here? Like this is for girls. Like workout classes are for girls. Go to the gym. No, I like it though. I like that. It's like new. Like I like sometimes my husband because like it makes me like I'm like, yeah, I can keep up with you. Like what about it? What about or I'm literally lifting like almost as much as you like what about it? Yeah, this guy in front of me today like was using 60s.

which like i'm like this is berries put those away no like we don't need you it's berries is humbling with the weight they're like okay grab a weight for bicep curls but just so you know you're gonna be doing it for like five minutes so like the very first time i'm like oh okay whatever i can do like 15s no grab like eight pounds today they said grab heavies for romanian deadlifts squats and hip thrust i grabbed 25s

yeah i can hit those like 400 pounds but like i grabbed 25 weight 25 pounds anyways let's just get into the yeah we are fucking rambling about um rambling about berries but it's fine um because maybe they'll let us like host a class and that'd be so fun yeah it'd be so fun i'd love to get on a mic and be like woohoo say hi to your neighbor um friday i went to the gym and like i'm gonna be so real like i feel like i just want to like say this like

To you guys, we just recorded half of this and it wasn't recording. I know, dude. So we're re-recording the beginning of this, which really sucks. And like I told this like really funny story about Friday at the gym, but it was just like really long and I would like retell it again. But like more half the story. You have to though because it's funny. Okay. Like here's the whole story, but like it just might be...

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So, going to the gym after work is quite the scene. It's all men. They're all fairly attractive and I don't know what it is. There's like no girls up in that bitch. Okay? I saw the girl that we said we haven't seen in a long time. What girl haven't we seen? No way! She was there. Dude, so ironic. So she, I know, it's like you just gotta bring someone up and then they'll appear. So she was there. Um, but like it's all men and like beef.

Punk men and low-key the kind of men I want like you just finished your work shift and like you're here like put it on a Friday. Yeah here on a Friday. It's kind of like who I want. It's like an open dating. It's gonna it's gonna be where you find your man. Yeah, you know what I mean? I'm like, oh you're here putting in the work on a Friday at 6 p.m. Like we're the same. Let's get dinner, you know anyways, so we have this friend friend is a loose term. I know him like yeah friend. Yeah, not really friend. I just know him.

And he's so hot. Always at the gym. Always at the gym at the same time as my ex-boyfriend, who I'm sometimes there at the same time as. So I'm gearing up. I'm like, okay, I'm going to try to see this dude. And I always say, hey, because I'm like, hey. I'm like, love you. But I know my ex-boyfriend's there and that's just like a crazy time.

So I say hi. My ex-boyfriend isn't there. I'm like, nice. Say hi, mind my business. And then from a distance, I see this man who looks just like this man who I used to be in love with. I was like, oh, he's so hot. Like, just like

wow like kind of my dream short but that's really his only yeah short king man but if you're wide like shoulder wide if you're shoulder wide it makes up for your height he's jacked he dresses well and i think he makes good money yeah so you can't have it all you can't have it all you can't have it all i'm trying not to be shallow that was pretty shallow but it

have it all like you got a good face you're jacked like so what you're only like five eight like it's okay king so what we're staring into each other's eyes at the same level it's okay so what i can't wear heels i i love sneakers it's fine so i see this man from a distance and like we literally thought he moved he disappeared he disappeared hadn't seen him at the gym i would see him at the

Didn't see him. Our friends live in his apartment building. And of course I'm single. So I'm like, you guys know where that guy went? They're like, haven't seen him. I'm like, this guy moved to fucking New York or some shit. Like he's gone. I know his name. Can't find his Instagram. Don't have his number. Like he's literally just up. Just like, I don't know. He's untrackable. Yeah. Yeah.

And I see this guy from a distance because our gym is pretty big and I'm like, oh my god Literally, that's him has to be has to be and then he walks past me and I try to like act like I don't really see him But he always says hi to me and like he said hi to me and he's like where have you been? Whatever i'm, like I haven't seen you in a long time He's like that's because you don't come to the gym anymore. And I was like, I mean true I don't really come here that much anymore. But

That's a lie because you're not here when I'm here. Yeah. And he's like, I'm going to come back and talk to you. So I'm literally like on a machine. He just sits on the machine next to me and he says, and I quote, so you still have that boyfriend? And I was like, what? Like what a bold thing to say. And he's just like,

so straight up like shooting his shot but also not shooting a shot because no like what's your Instagram yeah he did nothing after which I think is so fucking weird but like unless like he just has like a game and a tactic of like be bold off the bat like now I'm talking about it you know like men aren't that fucking men don't think no men do not think 10 steps ahead they don't some but like sometimes they get in their things with their like that's a third date or like three months like they have their like

like patterns that gets toxic because they do the same thing for every girl and then every girl's like bro what maybe it depends it depends but i don't know like or it's just like a slip up on his part but anyways so now i have these two guys that i'm like oh my god wife me up and then my ex-boyfriend walks in and i'm like shit like god damn it and then i'm like i can't talk to him in front of the guy that just asked me if i still have that boyfriend i'm like

Didn't even see him. I don't even know that man. So guys, we have to give him a name. And I said before we recorded this and we realized it wasn't recorded. His name is Mr. Aggressive. Yeah, because he was just like so aggressive. I loved it though. I love aggressive. The best aggressive possible. There's a guy on Hinge right now that also was aggressive in the messages. And like that'll take me from being like, I don't know if you're that cute to like...

oh my god you're so hot yeah it was really funny i'll show you um but yeah so now there's like these two guys and like i can't be seen talk to my ex-boyfriend hello i just told him that we were donezo and then this guy used to go on dates with walks in so there's four of them in here and i just felt really um attacked and i was like when do you think you're gonna go on your first first date again i don't know it kind of makes me want to vomit this how long has it been i don't know i think you should go like soon

Obviously, we leave next week, but in January. So this guy responded to my hinge. And he literally just said, I realized I only have one picture smiling with my teeth. And he just said, you should smile more often. And I responded back. I was like, that was so nice. I was literally like one of the nicest responses to a picture. Like, thanks. Like, what? And he was like, oh, I'm honored. Anyways, we should get married or something. And I'm like,

Wait, that's so funny. Yeah. But you have to do it right. I know. Because remember when I told you, like, oh, I think I just saw my husband and they played baseball? Mm-hmm. Immediate ick. You know why? I didn't answer. And he goes, oh, I miss talking to you. Wait, what? I literally almost puked on the phone.

Like, we weren't even... It was like a hinge back and forth. Like, I'm just... I'm only going to talk to you on hinge if you, like, have a really funny prompt or, like, you say something funny. Like, we weren't having a deep conversation. It was just, like, the most surface level responses. And I didn't answer.

I don't know. And he was just like, oh, I miss talking to you. That's disgusting. But like that, it's like cringy, gross range, but like something funny, like we should get married. Like that's funny. Yeah. Like that's funny. Like, oh, I miss cheeky banter. Like, literally, like, oh, I miss talking to you. I was like, you know what, dude, you had a shot.

And you just, you literally blew it. That's disgusting. Yeah, no, that's really nasty. It was so nasty. You know what you need to do? Like, so going into, we're going home, come back. You need to just do exactly what I did last year, this year. Yeah, but I don't. From January to March. Dude, I wasn't even like. Oh, you didn't even sleep with them. I didn't sleep with any of them. I went on 17 first dates. Free food, free drinks. 17? Yes, bro.

I know. Isn't that nuts? My ex-boyfriend's listening to this. Yeah. Well, I think that's what you should do. Because one, it's going to cause you to go out.

whatever well get dressed up look for you're gonna look forward to something so i don't say i'm this so like um i'm trying to find like girls like um i don't know anyone that like reads or like dances like i don't have well now i have i have like dance friends but whatever like i don't know girls that like do things i do like i'm in like a niche like weird bubble in terms of people we um that i know i like do weird things and i'm like so i think i'm gonna go on first dates with these guys and just ask them about their friends i'm gonna be like

You have a lot of girlfriends? What do they like? Or like... What do they like to do? Like, what do you... Can I meet them? And then I'm going to go to like a pregame with him. And then I'm going to catch their vibe and be like, so you guys like Noah Khan? You read any books? And if they're like, yeah, I'm going to be like... Or I'll date him. Yeah.

And make friends with the girls. I'm literally going to be like interrogating these guys about their friend circle. Yeah. So what are the girls you hang out with? Like, because like even the thing is when I was when I was going on all these dates, it's like I knew I obviously wanted a boyfriend, but I also kind of knew like none of these men were just going to work out. Like it was nice going on all these dates. But I knew in the back of my head, like at the end of the day, I'm probably going to end up dating or marrying someone that I've been friends with. It's so fucking hard to just fucking

kick it off with someone from like going on dates which because like it worked so well like even though like i've told you like we didn't even break up for bad reasons so if you're like what do you mean work so well you broke up like there's nothing really bad and like we're still on such good terms like i don't think i'll ever meet someone on a dating app and it like work like that yeah like and hit it off so well and be so like comfortable with each other yeah it's like one and but then it's like it works like that one time so maybe it will yeah i know there's people listening they're like well that works for me but it's just

I don't know. I already know the guy that said we should get married. I kind of like... I'm kind of doing this on purpose. So on Hinge, you can put your like...

kind of like political views so you can put a lot of information yourself you don't have to you can put whatever you want um and like there's just certain things that people can put that like i have very strict um standards when it comes to dating and it's like he is his things was all like opposite what i wouldn't want and i'm like i almost want to match with those people on purpose because it's like i don't want to date you like i don't want to date you like i don't looking for something fun i don't like you enough to like think i could ever marry you because like

I kind of hate you. Mm-hmm. But, like, it's fun to know. Yeah. Hooked up with one person like that. Like, where I was going to be like, I literally hate you. Yeah. I was like, I hate you. But, like, this is fine. Yeah. So, we'll see if I get married to this guy from Hinge that said we should get married. Yeah. Anything else from your Friday? Um...

No, I just started reading a book that I finished and watched some Squid Game. Nice. That was the theme of my weekend was reading a book and watching Squid Game. Yeah. My Friday, I was supposed to like go to the gym. I went on a walk with like a new girlfriend. Yeah.

She also does social media and I realized she like DM'd me back in July and I never saw it. It was literally the week of my... Wow, how fake of you. Well, it was the week of my birthday. So it was the week of my birthday. That was a bender week for me. So I just obviously had a lot going on. We get so many DMs. No. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But anyways, so I didn't see it and then she DM'd me again and I saw it and I'm like, oh, fuck, like so sorry. I'm just seeing this like let's do something. So we went on a walk and then later in the day I was supposed to go to the gym with one of my other friends but I had to cancel the plans because...

I literally was dealing with constipation for two days straight and I was getting so nervous that I was going to end up being constipated like I was like a few months ago for like three weeks straight. So I took the initiative and I just took a bunch of laxatives and

And bro, dude, all of Friday, I was needing to run to the toilet like every two seconds because that laxative like was working like no other to the point where I couldn't put food down. But also at the same time, my stomach was so sensitive to anything. I felt like I had indigestion where like my stomach was full, but there was nothing in it and I just couldn't eat anything. So couldn't go to the gym.

Needed to be near the closest restroom. And then later that night I went to get takeout with my boyfriend. We got rotisserie chicken and soup, which the soup was perfect on the tummy and it was so good. It was a carrot soup and it

We're trying to find great rotisserie chicken throughout Austin. And that place just wasn't the vibe. That's upsetting. Also, I want to say, like I said, we're re-recording this. And the first time you said you were going to shit your pants at the gym was really, really funny. I know. It was really funny. But now you expected it. So if you're just wondering why we just kind of blew past the fact that Sam was going to poop her pants... Way to re-record it. But we're almost...

Back. We're almost back, baby. It's almost going to be fresh again. So don't worry. But yeah, so I literally could not. And then we just ended up going back to his place, getting a bottle of wine, playing Monopoly with him and his roommates. Nice.

And I've been just loving doing that. Like, saving some money, doing takeout. It's like $30 to $40 for dinner for the two of us. Whereas if we go to a restaurant, it ends up being like close to $100. And we already have a bottle of wine sitting at home. So we did that. And yeah, that was my Friday. Nice. Matt keeps fucking wanting to jump up on all of us. Literally, on Saturday, you said drink all day. No. You said...

Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. No, literally. So I started my morning with a berries workout, which I never really do anymore is workout on the weekends. But I was like, you know what? Change of plans. My friend wants to try out a berries class. And I was like, I'll show you the ropes. So we went to a berries class. And then literally from the minute the berries class ended to getting home and ending up at brunch, I had like no time to fucking breathe. Like I couldn't even wash my hair. I had to throw on my outfit and just head right over to brunch for 11 in the morning.

and it's at bocce room in Downtown this place is literally like the back room is like a club vibe like it can feel like 11 p.m When it's 11 in the morning and i've gone here Three other times and every other time i've gone i've drove so I couldn't drink. I was really hungover Didn't want to even drink at 11 in the morning. So this was my first time really indulging in like a boozy brunch and I was excited for it and

I only had two drinks. Like, believe it or not, I only had two drinks and I was on my ass. But obviously, that's because...

Like any restaurant is you get your drink before you get your food and it's brunch So I didn't really have any food in my system yet So that one espresso martini that I had literally I was like sitting there I was like fuck I looked at everyone I was like everyone else feeling the same way i'm feeling because that espresso martini is doing me dirty right now And then finally got my fucking omelet and then I had some mimosas and I was just vibing We were there for a while though and one of our friends used to work there But she doesn't work there anymore, which was sad because it's always nice to get you know, a little bit of

deals when your friend works somewhere. Yeah. Always the best. Yeah. Love having a friend that's like being a fucking server. That's the fucking best. Yeah. And also the good thing about that place though too is so it was I went for someone's birthday and

for this brunch and there was like 15 to 20 of us and i nothing i love nothing more than being able to split tabs like yeah nothing stresses me out more or getting ripped off more than when you have to split tap will not split but like one person has to pay and you get fucked over because you can't split the tab well now what luckily what's pretty common at most places is

They just walk around with that little thing. Yes. No, that's literally what it is. If they have that, you're golden because on the spot, they're just like, what do you have? Yes. And it's very, very easy. Every restaurant needs that thing because it's game changing. It's great. And I can feel like I can order whatever I want and not like worry about having to like split it or equal share.

paying with someone. I need to bring Mac out of the room. He's really pissing me off right now. He's being so needy. I watched a lot of Squid Game on Netflix, like I said, and by the way, that show is absolutely fantastic. Like, it's so good. I hope they keep doing it. It was so good. So good. Like, it's definitely a little bit cheesy, like, especially at first, but the production value, like, they're straight up in Squid Game. Like,

The production value, the way it's done. I don't even know the budget for it. It's so good. So good. Yeah. Justice for Trey. That's all I have to say. And fuck Ashley. And if you know, you know. I don't know. You should watch it. You and Palmer should watch it. It's really good. Maybe. Did you watch Squid Game? No, I've never watched it. Really? No. You have to watch it.

I don't know. Maybe. See, the thing is, like, when something's really trending, it just makes me not want to watch it. No, we should. I would literally rewatch it. Like, we should watch. Squid Game is so good. Okay, maybe. It's, like, kind of freaky because, like, people die. Yeah. But, like, it's eerie. Yeah. They fake die in the challenge. They, like, fake get shot and then they go...

What the fuck? So, like, in the beginning, I was like, are they shooting them with a paintball? I was like, that has to hurt. I'm like, because it's like paint explodes. No, they have a little ink pack that just, like, goes off when they're eliminated. And they'll literally just be talking to someone and go, psh. And they go, what the fuck? Because in Squid Game, they die. Yeah. But they obviously aren't killing these people. Yeah, damn. But they straight up act dead. And I'm like, they could have just not. They could have just, like, walked out the room. Yeah. But it's kind of funny. It's...

It's really good. Good TV. So my... The rest of my Saturday, like, it may have seemed like I drank a lot on Saturday, which I did. I was going to say. But I... Oh, no. But I took a big break. Like, so I got two drinks at brunch and then everyone...

We ended up walking literally across downtown, but as we were doing that, we were bar hopping because our friends live on the other side of the city, so they wanted to get back to their apartment by walking. So we were bar hopping real quick, but then I was sobering up as I was doing this. I didn't get any drinks at any of the bars that we hopped to because my freaking dog was at my boyfriend's house, so I was like, I have to be a responsible dog mom and bring him home because I don't know how else or when else I'm going to actually get him home. And so...

And my boyfriend was also at golf so my boyfriend couldn't drop him off at the house So I was like, okay, you know what like also brought up like I'll go get my dog and I did that and so I had like a good chunk of time where I was like sober and then I Rejoined in on everything that everyone was doing and like got drunk again but my boyfriend was at golf and We had like a birthday party to go to at night and I just knew like I

I was gonna, I'm, you know when like you're so antsy to like just like do something but you don't know the plans and it's like, okay, I'm just gonna go do this. Like I don't know what the fuck you're doing right now. Like I know you're golfing but like,

I'm not waiting around for you. Like I'm going to go do this. So when I did that and I was like being all antsy and whatever, I was like, I'm just going to rainy and then I'll meet you for dinner after. And dude, between that time I got so drunk because I, for some reason there was a $6 sangria. The jar was massive. But then at that point, those are so good. They are really good. But then at that point I was like, you know what? Wine it is all night. And I was just drinking wine for every bar I was going to.

And I was so drunk. Casual finishes three bottles of wine. No, literally. And I'm like texting my boyfriend. I'm like, I'm literally so drunk right now. I need food so bad. So then we ended up Ubering over to like where he was in the pregame area and got food like literally right next door.

And then I had the hiccups so bad. Like I could not get rid of them. I don't know what it was. And, you know, common sense is like obviously when there's a pregame or a party like bring booze. But I didn't do that because I had been out all day. And like that wasn't in the back of my head like, oh, I need to bring booze to this party or pregame.

I had hiccups, so I didn't really care that much. But then I'm sitting there at the pregame, and I'm like, fuck, like, I don't even have alcohol. Like, this sucks. Like, and no one had, like, alcohol. I feel like when we host, like, there's always extra alcohol just in case anyone needs it. But, like, yeah, well, because we always come back to a fuck ton. Yeah, yeah. So I was like,

And we were at this party and there was no extra alcohol. Like they didn't have like, like, I'm sorry, but if you're hosting a party, you need to have like a little bit of alcohol. I'll call them out. No. Yeah. I was like, I was like, I can't be here. I literally, and I think that's so bad. High school college vibes where it's like, Oh, like we don't have alcohol. Like, can someone go get their fake ID to get alcohol? Like you buy alcohol. Like you go to ATB and buy beer. Like, yeah. You know, the only thing they had was like a fireball, um, handle. Yeah.

and I'm sorry, I'm not ripping fireball. You like fireball, don't you? Yeah, but I have to be like, it's go mode if I'm ripping fireball shots. Like fireball shots are not for like any day of the week. Fireball shots are for special occasions. I just have PTSD also from fireball. Not even because of me, because my brother. And I just can't look at fireball the same. So I don't drink fireball. Yeah. I'm really glad I didn't drink this weekend. It was like a

Like it was a good choice that I didn't drink this weekend. And it's also a good choice because when you guys went out after this party, you saw my ex-boyfriend. Yeah. And like I just did not. I did not need to be out drinking and then like end up with my ex-boyfriend because if I would have saw him at the bar, that is what would have happened. Like I'm just a girl. And we're going to stop that. I'm just a girl.

So, yeah, I was at that pregame and I had the hiccups so bad. And I'm sitting in the corner. There's no alcohol. And I'm like, or not even pregame, fucking party. And I was like, you know what? Like, I love these people and all, but I need to go. Like, I need to go. I need to get out of here. I love you. Bye. But I've been drinking since 11 in the morning. And it's only like 930. And I'm at this party. Have you seen...

Everything someone says I feel like can be a TikTok sound. Like on Hannah Montana where she's like, I love you all. I wish I could stay here all night long. Yeah. And then she goes, let's get out of here. Yeah. No, that's literally what I felt like. So I looked at it.

to my girlfriends because a bunch of them like had clocked out because we started drinking at 11 and there was only two of us left so i go do you guys want to go to lucky duck like let's get like let's go to lucky duck and that was like my only form of being able to like go home because i know if i say i want to go home everyone's like don't do it don't yeah like go out go out i'm like that no that's so real i've done that so many times so it's like i'll go to the bar

And then... Irish goodbye. I did that on Halloween. That's what I... So that's what my plan was. And my boyfriend was like pissed. He was like, you're actually going out? I'm like, no, like I'm Irish. I'm buying at the bar. Like, but this is my only way to get home. Yeah. So like, I can't just leave right now because everyone's gonna be like...

Because all they want is you to go to the bar. But once you're at the bar... They don't care. Just Irish goodbye. No, that's so real. I 100% feel that. So I'm like, okay, I'm going to Lucky Duck. And I really did want to go and get a drink. So I did. And we're sitting at the tables. And we're there for a while. And it was like a low-key vibe at this point. I had kind of sobered up. My hiccups are gone. And I'm just kind of sitting there more in the sense of sipping on a cocktail. Enjoying time. Sitting there. And...

Dude, in the corner of my eye, I see Taylor's ex just like across the bar. So I scream. I go, I scream his name and I go, get over here. And I, cause I, I knew he wasn't going to say hi to me. Like, I don't know if he's intimidated by me or what. Are you listening? Are you listening to this? Are you intimidated by me? I don't know what's going on. But anyway, so then we were chatting up for a while.

And we were talking, cause he's in my kickball league. So we were talking about kickball and stuff and I was like, okay, well see you later. Go have fun on your night out. And I made a joke. I go, I better not see you at my house tonight. Yeah. Stay tuned. Well, sadly, um, when I saw him at the gym, um,

and i was like heard you at who heard you asking about me thanks like keep it like that what if okay what if what if i next time i should have fucked with him when he goes where's taylor i should know yeah either say on a date or i'll be like oh in the bathroom she'll be right back and he'll like sit there like that'd be funny i was like no but i'm going out next weekend we're going we're doing like a santa bar crawl he goes me too he's probably on east though i was like i was like well

avoid me and he was like you mean don't go to the only bars that people go to he was like there's like four i was like yeah avoid me don't come like literally i was like i'm gonna be like day drinking tomorrow though like he was like yeah me too i was like but i mean but he's right there's only like four places we fucking go so he's like yeah you mean avoid you i'm gonna have to start to step in to this relationship and not let you two hang out after dark silence i just like

I just like don't want to sleep with other people. Then just use a toy. I don't know what to tell you. Get it together. You can't doing it. You know I'm right. Yeah, duh. But like I doesn't mean I want to. I think it's fun. Oh, dude, I would fucking be. I don't know how you. I honestly don't know how you do it because if I were to do that with.

Say me and my boyfriend broke up and then we continued hooking up. You would have gone with him for a little bit. No, I wouldn't. I would be bawling my eyes out. We'd be mid-hooking up and I'd be bawling my eyes out. Okay, I'm not going to lie. Recently, it's making me... It's hitting hard now. Yeah. No, I would not be able to do it. This last time, I was like... Yeah, you can't. It's actually pretty tough. You don't want him to leave. You're like, don't leave. I don't know how... It's too mushy, but I'm literally like...

Like it does suck really bad. That's why you need to find somebody else to like distract you. Okay and like my hingy men can like try to get it together. Like it's not my fault they haven't asked me on a date. He only asked me to marry him. Yeah.

No date. Just marriage. Which honestly, like, you know what? You know what we should do? Speed dating. No, but we should wait until obviously January, like I said, for your dating scene. But you should let me control your hinge and set up all the dates. Dude, you want to know what I thought was so funny?

So after I've been matching with guys on Hinge, the way I refer to it is putting them in my cart. I'm just putting them in my cart and I'm not actually checking out. They're just staying in there. And I'll check out for you. No, no, no. I said...

Fuck. I forgot that these are real people who at this very popular gym at HEB, but specifically the gym. Everyone fucking goes there. I'm getting out after I'm just like swiping. I'm like, what if I see one of them? I just kind of forget that they're real life human beings that could very much be in the same room as me. And they could come up to you and be like, we mesh on in. Exactly. And you'd be like, wait, what? And I was like, what if they're ugly? Like, fuck.

I'm like literally forgot these real people I literally had it planned out in my head that if someone came up to me and said we matched on hinge and I was like no like red alert I would say oh my god like not to be like weird like I just got out of relationship and like my like best friend made it like restarted my hinge and was like liking people

you were gonna do that you're gonna call me out like that yeah they don't know who you are i know i mean they might if they like stalk my instagram but like that's so ballsy of you i know but i i was like what would happen if i saw someone who i like didn't you just gotta play along with it but what if they were like so ugly then just you will never see them ever again unmatched with them unless i saw them at the gym i'd see them all the time yeah i guess i just said i would say that someone else had my hinge but it's like nice to meet you yeah you gotta let me do that that'd be sick

You can, like, go through my... I mean, you can do that whenever you want. I don't really care about... No, I'm going to set up a date. I'm like, okay, so you're going to... You're going to Waxmortals this Thursday. What?

with so-and-so. Yeah, no, it's going to be so weird. I'm going to tell you, like, do you want to do this on Thursday? And you're going to be like, you can't. You have a date. Yeah. I asked you. It's like, no, but you can't. You can't do it. You have dates lined up. I'm going to, you're sending me, like, Google Cal invites. Dude, was it bad of me when I was, like, going on all those dates from January to March of this coming year when I went on 17 first dates?

Like, was it bad that I literally would go on a date with someone and then two days later go on a first date with somebody else? No. Why do I want to turn this episode into like my hinge updates? I have no hinge updates for you. So it can't be that? No. But that's not bad, right? No. You weren't sleeping with them. Exactly. Exactly.

All of mine are like start a conversation. And because it's like some of them are my turn, six of them are my turn. I went back into my homepage and Hinge, a notification popped up saying, you already have matches, like answer them before you get new ones. And I was like, no, I didn't come on here to talk to people. I came on here just to swipe. Anyways, Hinge is fun.

Yeah, it's definitely fun. It's just nice, especially with making friends. It's just like a game. It's so fun. And I'm like creeping on people. Like I like to see, I'm like, who are you? And like, what are you? It's so fun. Yeah. I think of it like video game characters. Like I literally forget they're real people. But I got some top tier. You want to hear this one? 2763 Doctor. That's like...

that is that's what i need in my life there you go like 2763 doctor what kind of doctor though you might be like lying no no no well he's like still a resident so he's not like because you know it takes a while to be like a doctor so like he he definitely has no free time but he's like a doctor doctor like lab coated up oh shit he's cute right yeah he's cute yeah

top tier candidates anyways let's get on with it it's only been an hour my sunday was kind of fucking bland I didn't really do much dude I went to east tiger to get a breakfast sandwich with my boyfriend it was so fucking good like cheesy greasy I just needed it in my life it was bomb and then I got sweet greens too I just ate out all sour I got an italian sub from homeslice

Yum. I've been craving an Italian sub since before I started eating meat. Yeah. You know what I want? I want to make those chopped subs. Yeah. Yeah. I know exactly what you're talking about. I want to make those. Cool. Okay. That's easy. So...

The gift guide. I think we should just kind of lift these with like not too much explanation. Yeah. There's no need for an explanation with these. No. Like why do I need to explain to you why your boyfriend needs a golf bag? Why do I need to explain why people like candles? Yeah. Okay. So I wrote things for like parents. Yeah. Okay. I say this, but like this one does kind of need an explanation because it's niche.

I, not a lot, but I did this for my parents and it has, it's talked about every Christmas. We show, if you're a new person that comes into our house, we show everyone. It's the best gift they've ever gotten. Like we talk about it every year. Redo old family photos, like find pictures of you and your siblings as babies. If you're an only child, this might be weird. You and your siblings as kids and remake them as adults, like try to put the same outfit on, try to go to the same place in the house.

We talk about it all the time. Yeah. We show everyone. It's literally the best gift. That is nice. They loved it. Yeah. My...

Do you want to just go to, like, every other? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so another one that I, like... If you just need something, like, easy and, like, really last minute, like, another thing is doing gift cards at their favorite restaurant, especially if your parents are empty nesters and you've recently seen that they've kind of been, like, upset or depressed or not really, like, easing into the empty nester life and they're struggling to find things to do. Get them something, like, a gift card to go do something, whether it's a restaurant or activity, so that way it causes them to get out of the house because...

They're not going to want to willingly go out of their house themselves. Especially my parents. They're stubborn. So get a gift card for something. Yeah. Speaking of your parents being maybe empty nesters and bored, a margarita machine. I live in Miami. So like we have a pool and stuff. So like I feel like it's good if like you have a pool at your house that like you utilize the summers. Yeah. But like.

That's fun. Like your parents, like my dad's retired. He doesn't have work. He can make margaritas on a Tuesday. Yeah. He can do whatever he wants, you know? So just like stuff like that, you know, like-

He can make margaritas any day he wants. Yes. Margarita maker. And another thing too is also if you don't live in the same city as your parents, family, whatever, getting something from your city that's significant to your city. So for example, Austin, like tequila is really big here. What else is really big? Like cowboy hats, cowboy boots, like things that are big in this city that you can't really get up north. For me, I live in Boston. So something down here.

Could have really good meaning. I got my dad, like, a UT hat. Yeah. It's like, we're not UT fans. Yeah. But, like, you know. This is a pricey one. But, like, especially if you're splitting things. I split all my gifts with my siblings. Yeah, me too. So, like, pricey things are a little bit more feasible. If your parents...

don't keep up with technology and like either have like an old ass computer or like something get them like a new laptop for their house my parents for the longest time didn't even have a computer because they just had their phones get them like a fucking laptop or computer like upgrade their apple product that they've like had if they've had like an iphone 6 since like fucking 2018 20 no 2008 what's an iphone 6 i don't know like upgrade their fucking apple shit yeah get them a laptop like keep them up to date

Yeah, especially when they don't understand that stuff. It took my mom a while to even know what Wi-Fi is. Literally. But the Apple stuff is easy to use. It's easier to use than like your old ass computer is fucking harder to use than an Apple. Yeah. No, literally it is. Other things which Taylor brought up, which I don't know if you have this on your list too, but like any type of like subscription box.

It can be like subscription box for like Taylor said when we were talking about this earlier, like cocktails or my mom actually got me. She knows I love tequila. So last winter for me that she got me was a tequila bottle.

taste testing subscription thing so it was like a box of a bunch of shots of tequila but you could also make drinks out of them yeah so there's just like a bunch of different subscription boxes that you can look for i actually have um under the boy category a sock subscription um with like because like funny like dress socks yeah but since we're talking about subscription i'll just say it now subscriptions are cool you can buy one month you can buy like three months like whatever you can just get them something you could even like you can get someone like glass pass

yeah that's a good one um my last thing for parents was just like i live in a different state so like a flight gift card i got my grandma this one year i just put a hundred dollars on it not like obviously i mean in this day and age that is not gonna buy you jack shit for a plane ride they used to be like 150 to fly here now it's like 300 dollars um but just like a flight credit just so like because obviously you could just give them the money but like

the flight credit it's like they have to come see you like it's just like and just like opening the door that you want them to come see you because i think sometimes like your older people in your life may not want to like intrude but being like here's literally a ticket for you to come see me come yeah um i had one last one now my fucking brain is going mush you have a list no i don't have a list oh i mean i have like my amazon that i was just oh i'm like i wrote it all down no

I can't remember. Maybe it'll come to you. Maybe. Oh, yes. Never mind. I do know what it is. Another thing with the empty nester thing is like anything that helps them...

wanting her them to like host more so for like my dad he loves to cook so like a cooking apron or like a custom um cutting board or my dad also just got a what's the griddle thing called blackstone a blackstone so more accessories for the blackstone get your dad a blackstone my dad fucking expensive but yeah yeah but like sometimes like depending on

yeah like there's big gifts there's small get like i don't know your vibe if if you want to get your dad something that's going to literally like change their fucking life get them a blackstone yeah dad loves his fucking blackstone but also with the blackstones is on their website they have a bunch of accessories that you can get with it to like improve your cooking you have like the smash burger thing like the like there's just a bunch of different tools that you can buy so go on to blackstone's website and just look at all the stuff they have on there if they already have one okay

Love that. Like I'm telling you guys like there is nothing in this world a dad likes more than a Blackstone for real. My next quote I got right. What the fuck did I just say? What the fuck? Did you just have a nanner or something? I just had a stroke. My next quote.

The next category that I have on here is just like the girls. Your sister. Yeah. Yourself. Yourself. You want to send this to your parents to listen to? Yeah. Like if your mom's like, what do you want for Christmas? Send her this. It could be your mom, depending on how cute and trendy your mom is. The first one I have on here is the Bayes Weekender bag.

If you're going like big baller, like your mom is getting this for you, the whole entire set that matches. But I really want that bag. So that's why I put it on. Yeah. I will top that and also say the away suitcase or even the base, like any carry on suitcase. I don't think you necessarily need to really invest into like a big checked luggage because you're not going to be using that as much as you would with a carry on. Like a carry on, you will take on weekend trips in the car, like no,

You will use your carry-on way more than a checked bag. But getting like a nice checked bag, like I want the away one so bad. I want like a nice set that all matches. But my checked bag is like $30 from Target and that shit has...

it's great like everyone the away ones have like the charging port no no they're sick they're sick yeah yeah um but like everyone in the airport has a charger the target one like i'll sit in the gate and i'm like we all have the same fucking suitcase it's very funny but nice luggage is always um a good one on the list my next one's a kindle self-explanatory

like i fucking love my kindle my next one is gorgona jewelry georgiana however you say it i love their jewelry their jewelry is just amazing for being able to stack pieces like perfect everything goes together everything goes together from them yeah yeah that's what it is because it's like kendra scott not everything goes together no georgiana definitely not everything goes together yeah

My next one is a classic sneaker, like a New Balance or like the Adidas Samba. It's like a classic sneaker, like Nike Dunks. Classic sneaker. Everyone likes them. Doesn't matter what their style is. A basic shoe. My next one is the Shark Air Styler. I'm getting it for Christmas. I love that thing. I use it every single time. Like I don't let my hair air dry anymore just because it's so easy to use that thing and just dry my hair within like five, ten minutes. Like I love it and I don't,

use the curling part to it unfortunately my hair doesn't let it stay so i just air dry it with my the um styler i'm very excited to um get mine because the curling thing it's not a curl to blow out yeah like yeah it's like not gonna be like curly but i'm very excited for mine so i can't wait to see how it works because i have very bad luck with hair tools yeah um my next one is a nice candle like

The big one from Anthropologie. That's Big Daddy. My mom gives me that every year. Yeah. A Big Daddy from Anthropologie or not the big one from Le Labo because it's so expensive, but like a small Le Labo candle. I would die for one of those. I love candles and I like a nice candle. Something I like when giving gifts is...

that you wouldn't buy on your own because it's like expensive for a candle but $60 isn't that much for a gift. Do you know what I'm saying? Like $60 for a gift not a lot. For a candle a lot. But it's like you wouldn't buy that on your own so it's nice to get like a luxury one or like socks like if you're gonna get nice socks it's like okay that's expensive for socks but $20 on a gift is nothing. $20 socks is expensive. So I don't know if that makes sense. It does.

It does. But like buying something that you wouldn't actually like buy for yourself. Buy for yourself. That's like a basic like thing people always have. So a really nice candle. Yeah. My next thing is I'm just going to spitball a bunch of like kitchen appliances because they all are grouped together. But one thing that I really want is an electrical tea kettle.

Oh my god same dude Electrical tea kettle an air fryer Every household needs an air fryer you can get the ninja One I love the ninja dual Convention oven one because you can Do so much in it like Literally so much um

either than the espresso machine or a Breville espresso machine whatever your preferences on coffee I personally like when I do like when me and you go our separate ways I'm getting an espresso machine like I want an espresso machine so so badly and espresso like what I have a espresso like a Breville one oh yeah if I have if I have room in my kitchen one day like where I have like endless like space yeah I want one just because it looks so

It does look good, but also I'm not really a fan of the Nespresso pods of coffee. Like I would rather make espresso with the Nespresso machine. So I imagine when I get like an actual espresso machine...

The espresso is going to taste 10 times better. Yeah. The Breville ones are so nice. Yeah. So either an espresso or whatever. And then next on the list is going to be the Caraway pots and pans. Those right now, I know because they give to me slash I worked with them. I know for a fact that all the way up into the holidays, they're 30% off, which is a big deal because those pans are so expensive.

people that's a good gift for your parents too my mom always wants new like dishes or pans and stuff yeah um my next one is like really pretty stemware from either anthropology or cb2 like really pretty glasses wine glasses martini glasses whatever alcohol the person likes and then also get the alcohol they like so if you get wine glasses like a wine they would like if you get margarita glasses tequila whatever you know like really pretty glasses with like two or four of the glasses with the alcohol i think that's such a good like

like nice present. I would love that. Yeah, I actually have a few, um,

Bar carts linked on my amazon that I put in the gifts for her. I think bar carts too are super cute especially for someone that Is just moved into their house because they're not going to be thinking like that's not on their top priority of furniture to be getting Is a bar cart so if you notice like your best friend or like just anybody you know that like Or even yourself and you want something like that like a bar cart is a good idea. It is a good gift um my

last one on the girls list is just like literally the skims sleep sets like skims boxers with a skim shirt that's the same color you can't go wrong on that website and especially a sleep set because you don't have to worry if it's like their style or what they would like it's just to sleep um a skim sleep set could could not even tell you like a better gift that's all girls want i can't believe this is the end of your list because i have well i have like under 50 and then i have boys but like

We only have so much time, Marty. We're 1.15 in. I guess. Well, my next one or last one, I guess I would say for this list because we'll move on is going to be like actual nice expensive perfume. Like I think that's just something that personally like I'm not really thinking to myself to buy for myself. And if you want to get something like

Nice for someone Sephora go to Sephora try on all their perfumes, but I really like as of recently the YSL perfume

um like their regular one and then the um black oh black opium opium is my absolute favorite it's like sexy dark like floral but not really floral alien by mouglare is my favorite perfume and i like always get that for gifts because i never want to buy it so i always get it as a gift and my parent my family all knows i wear it so it's a it's an easy gift

And then there's so much stuff that I feel like the other reason my list is kind of short is like that's already been said. It's like in every gift guide. Yeah. Like Ugg slippers, like Barefoot Dreams blanket. Yeah. I don't know. Like everyone already said that. It's common sense. Yeah. Oh, but I do want to point out there's a website called Uncommon Goods. I love that site. They sponsor a lot of podcasts. They don't sponsor this one. That's how I heard about it. Maybe one day. Maybe one day.

If you want custom gifts, I don't know how long they take to come and like it's already almost two to three weeks. I was like, OK, it's like already almost Christmas. But like Valentine's Day is coming. Yeah. Like good for custom shit. Uncommon goods, y'all. Like they really it's like Etsy. Mm hmm. And I'm just throwing that out there to check that site for boys. Next boyfriend, brother, you name it could be either. The first one I have.

is a nice travel bag it could be a duffel or carry-on i would prefer a carry-on suitcase because men just love having fucking duffel bags that um are from middle school so i said it literally said travel bad ditch the college duffel like you're like high school football duffel bag

It needs to go. Keep it for memories in the back of your fucking closet. Get a carry-on suitcase. Like I said, mine is from Target. Like you don't even have to get him an expensive one. A carry-on suitcase. I used to date a man that would take his college baseball stuff out of his baseball bag and then like put weekend stuff in it and bring his duffel bag like on planes. Get a suitcase. You want to hold that annoying ass duffel bag?

get a suitcase. I'm sick of it. Mine is going to be Nike Dunks. I feel like no matter any guy, their style, no matter who they are, every guy is going to look good in Nike Dunks. Yeah. My shoe of choice that I would have recommended for that is canceled. So you can't say it anymore. What is it? I love a Yeezy. Oh, really? Like for a man, like the white ones, like the cream ones, like an all cream Yeezy. But like,

Kanye West is disgusting. I don't even think you could... No, Adidas dropped it. I don't even think they make them anymore. I don't think they do either. Well, for one of my ex-boyfriends, I did get him those shoes. Yeah. Anyways, workout clothes that are nice. I know we love an Amazon workout thing, but your man in your life will... Literally, they work out in old t-shirts. They don't work out in anything nice, and they don't care about outfit repeating. So you can get them five things, and they're going to cycle them through, which is girls want a million sports bras, a million sports...

Boys don't care. My favorite for a guy, the Gymshark cutoffs. They fit a guy really nice. Love a Gymshark cutoff. Like Skims obviously just made cutoffs. Yeah, Skims, man. You got to go. Duh. But like nice workout clothes. TLF has good guy stuff. Like nice workout clothes for dudes because they don't need that many. And like they really just be thrown on again. Their high school gym shorts. Maybe we could level it up. Or shirts with holes in it.

Don't get me started. Yeah. Maybe we could just level it up to where they're a little bit more put together. Again, they only need like a few nice workout clothes. They need to look better. I think also like a nice little like personalized Yeti is also great. I have that for guys over the summer and they'll love that. And then also Stanley cups because men don't know how to fucking drink out of their own water bottles. So I have a Yeti reusable water bottle because they just need a reusable water bottle. Like, yeah.

It's like the amount of times a man is drinking from your water...

It's an epidemic. It needs to be stopped. Yeah. Another one, if your man likes golf, is a rangefinder. My brother's got a rangefinder. Oh, so real. No, my brother got a rangefinder. Both of them got a rangefinder last Christmas. And they do not shut up about that thing. Like, they love it like no other. So if they like golf, get them a rangefinder. My ex-boyfriend, if I was like, what do you want? He's like, a rangefinder. Yeah. All the time. So I have in here, I know we already talked about shoes.

But this is a little bit more specific if you can't tell all my gifts are just get them New shit from the trashy shit. They own his men are gross The same pair of shoes that they wear and wear into the dirt like the running sneakers They've had since they were in eighth grade like the shoe I feel like every man I mean like and women like i've crossed the air force once but I have a closet full of shoes Okay, they have like these one pair of workout shoes that are like in the dust My ex-boyfriends literally were coming apart and he refused to get new ones get them the same pair

Same pair. Like, they're black Nikes. Get the same black Nikes and re-fucking get them new ones. Mm-hmm. Because your crusty-ass workout shoes need to go. Yeah. Also, same goes for the cologne for men. Like, getting them a nice cologne. I actually got my boyfriend a cologne because he fucking ran out of his cologne, like, a few months ago and they just never got a new one. I'm like, fuck. Like, I'm getting you a cologne. So I got him...

Cologne. Another thing that I also got my boyfriend, me and him already did like our gifts. Like we swapped gifts. We're so fucking impatient. We were both so excited. We're like, let's just do it. Um, Abercrombie, their clothes are obviously amazing, but specifically, um,

They have casualty packs. So you can get seven shirts for $100. And if you get it during their sale, which they were doing a 25% off sale, that's $75 for seven shirts. Yeah. That's like good. And you get like every basic color. So he literally has seven new shirts, like t-shirts. And he wears them every day.

I wish I knew the brand. My ex-boyfriend used to wear these shirts that I really, really liked and I feel like I can't remember the name. Oh, I wish I could. I wish I could tell you guys. But that sucks. What I have on here...

is one of those three-in-one chargers. Like, you have one, the thing that lays on your thing and charges your phone and your AirPods and your Apple Watch. So convenient. Like, all of your stuff. I don't even have one, but I just feel like guys like tech things. Yeah. Guys like that kind of shit. On top of that, you can add in with that

is a jewelry box for men because certain jewelry boxes, you have a space on the top where you can like put that into it. So that way you can also charge all your stuff, but also be a jewelry box. But it's more of a jewelry box for organization on their dresser. So you can put the, they can put their cologne into it. They can put their watch into it. They can put like, if they have a few rings, put their rings into it, put their wallet into it. And it has like a charging block for their phone. Got my boyfriend that and yeah,

it's on his dresser now and his dresser just looks a little bit more put together that's cool if they have a dresser yeah right step one dresser um i have oh my god i've just fucking lost it like i forgot to write it down and i just thought of it and now i lost it i can keep going yeah okay so oh wait no i remembered sorry we used to work with them we don't anymore

Welcome back. We miss you. I know you're going to say. Manscaped? Yep. So we used to work with Manscaped and obviously we got all the products. Obviously, I don't need a beer trimmer or a ball trimmer. So I gave all this stuff to my boyfriend at the time. Duh. And let me tell you, when we were working with Manscaped, I was like, okay, a trimmer, like whatever.

My ex-boyfriend was like, you're working with Manscaped? Fucking hype about this razor, dude. I was like, yeah? Like, they were like, oh my god, that razor's fucking sick. I was like, I mean, I'll give it to you. Like, I'm not going to use it. I gave mine to my brother. Guess what? One time he was here, like, he couldn't find it. And it ended up being, like, behind my dresser. And I actually now have it because he couldn't find it. And he left without it. So, suck it. But, yeah.

But the reason you should get it is not only for all the stuff that comes with it, right? It comes in a really nice toiletry bag. Pretty sure my ex-boyfriend to this day still uses that as a toiletry bag. What man do you know has a nice toiletry bag? None. None of them. Actually, my boyfriend does. That's a lie.

My boyfriend has a toilet... No, that's not my boyfriend. You know what I mean. Has a toiletry bag, but I can't remember if it's nice. This one's like leather. Like, it's nice. Yeah, my boyfriend's... It's a quality. My boyfriend's is leather. Is it manscaped? No, I don't think so. Maybe. Maybe. But, yeah, manscaped. Yeah. Fuck, what was I about to say? I never... Oh, so...

Obviously, getting lemon and all that stuff is great and all, but then there's also this brand called CRZ Yoga on Amazon. It is a lemon dupe website. Guys don't really care if it's name brand or not. As long as it's nice quality, it looks good, it's a dupe. Get them the dupe. It's great quality. I have it linked on my Amazon, and I've gotten quite a few things from them, and they actually are pretty much equivalent to a dupe. I have leggings from them.

And then I had the sock subscription on here. Yeah. Oh, last one is going to be silk pillowcases. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Because men just don't, they don't understand the purpose for it. But then once you explain it to them and why they should get a silk pillowcase, then like

It's in their back of their... Like, you can train a man to, like, care more about their self-care routine. So silk pillowcase. Get them a silk pillowcase. That is a good one. I think I'm going to put... Add that on the list for everyone. Yeah. Men, women. Give your whole family a silk pillowcase. Every single one of them. Yeah. The dog, everyone. I agree. I next have a list of things, like, under $50. Yeah. That are, like, just kind of like if you had a Secret Santa or, like, a white elephant. Mine are all pretty girly. They're not, like...

Sorry. They're all pretty girly, but I put number one on the list is our trucker hats. Yeah. I think a future dill for future milf or professional fun-haver trucker hat is a great gift for a Secret Santa. I agree. Any time of, like, card game, Monopoly specifically, but any type of card game is great. I would honestly say, like, gifts under $50 and stocking stuffers is, like, this category. Yeah.

Yeah, mine are definitely not really stocking stuffers because I guess some of them are. Yeah. Just mix it. Make it a mix of both. But just like smaller little things. This next one I always see at stores and I always want to get. Another one of those things where it's expensive for it, but it works as a gift. A really nice thing of matches like that come in that like glass box.

I don't know how to explain it, y'all. They're like in a glass little cover and they're like long matches and they're really pretty. And a wick cutter. So like accessories for your candles that you have in your house kind of thing. Like a wick cutter. So cute. The candle. What's it called? Like a snuffer, I think. The thing that puts out the candle. Like I think that's so cute. Little candle thing.

accessories and you can get them like gold or silver and like a cute little match thing you can get like the cowgirl boot match thing matches are having a moment so i just think candle stuff um next on my list is going to be like um like dupe jewelry honestly like i have no problem with my amazon jewelry a brand that i really like is pavio p-a-v-i-o

Is that how you say it? I don't know. But anyways, that brand is really, really good. Like I pretty much get all of my jewelry from that brand on Amazon. It ranges from anywhere from like $10 to $20. And if you're looking to just get someone like a good quality, like cheaper piece of jewelry, that's where you should go.

My next one is Sol de Janeiro body spray or Victoria's Secret body spray. Victoria's, like, Sol de Janeiro, obviously, really trendy. Everyone loves it. Victoria's Secret body spray is so, like...

nostalgic like it's just so like i feel like every girl like everyone loves victoria's secret body spray and i love having body spray on hand because like you don't always want to wear your expensive perfume and like maybe you want to throw it in a gym bag or like something and like a body spray so cute and like sol de janeiro queen victoria's secret like everyone loves that like no one's gonna say no to victoria's secret bombshell perfume okay yeah and then mine kind of goes with that is like

You can see on Sephora specifically, but like gifting sets of products by brands. So there's a lot... Like even if when you walk into Sephora, like right in the front, like they have all like the gifting things. But more specifically, like...

If you notice your girl has or anyone or even yourself, you need an idea of under $50 and someone's asking you what you want is if you guys have a gel machine already, the D&D gel like nail polish by like packs of that. Like you can get like the seasonal like fall supply of like the nail polish like and get like 10 fucking colors of nail polish by D&D. D&D is the best gel machine.

brand. Yeah, it is. And it's like, why? What's different about their job? I don't know. My next one is hair bows and clips from Urban Outfitters. I just did some looking on websites and I think Urban Outfitters has like such cool, like fun, trendy stuff, which again, like

You might not want to buy yourself. Cause you're like, what if it goes out of style? Like, am I going to wear it? But like gifting someone like cute clips, like cute bows are so in. I wore a bow on Thanksgiving in my hair. Fucking cutest ever. Like wearing a bow in your hair is so in right now. And they had such cute hair bows and such cute hair clips. So getting like,

Three or four or however many. So good. Yeah. Another thing I have is disposable cameras. And I think that's cool. Like if you like if you know someone that's kind of like on the artsy side, likes like documenting memories, whatever, like in a disposable camera and then a shadow box picture frame that they can throw all the photos in. Oh, cute. Yeah. Yeah.

Very cute. I have on this list Pilates socks. Obviously, if there's someone that goes to workout classes, but I feel like every girl is like doing Pilates specifically the brand I would recommend the most and I really, really want. This is what I mentioned in the beginning is Oli Rose. O-L-I Rose. But I looked and they were all sold out. I saw these on TikTok and they're so fucking cute, but maybe they'll come back in stock. I don't know. Other

ones that i found that were really cute were the brands simply workout and the brand lucky honey because they're not just basic pilates socks like they're cute like they have little designs on them they're like ankle socks they're really cute because some pilates socks are kind of ugly yeah they honestly are so like these are like cute ones um yeah i don't really know i feel like everything under 50 dollars is like so basic that was my last one yeah that was my last one of like unique like semi-unique specific things yeah

Because then everything else, like I said, is stuff you've already... Stuff everyone already knows. Yeah. Common sense. You will literally look up on Google gifts under $50 and I bet you a whole list of the basic things will pop up. Yeah. And it's like everyone puts candy in a stocking stuffer. Well, in my stockings growing up, we always got...

Like it was just kind of tradition. It was like things we needed. Yeah. Like I'd get hair ties, like deodorant. Would you ever actually get coal? No. Every. Yeah. Like every. Like my parents would like switch it up. Like who got coal? That's cute. Yeah. We would get literally like candy and like things we need. Yeah. Like it was kind of like. Yeah. Like toothpaste. Toothpaste, deodorant, hair ties, bobby pins. Yeah. Same. Same.

And like, it's funny. Like I like low key loved it. And like my mom doesn't really do it anymore. And it's like, well, now I'm at the age where I want it. Like I'm buying my own toothpaste and shit. Like bring back the stocking. Yeah. Please restock my bathroom. That's expensive. Also, nothing wrong with an Amazon gift card. I got an Amazon gift card for my birthday. Yeah. Shout out my uncle. Love that. All right. Well, I'm fucking starving. And we basically podcasted for like two hours because we had to redo this.

I know. And I have so much to do. Yeah. All right, guys. Hope you guys enjoyed. We will see you next week. Bye. V, do you think we give too much advice on this podcast? Girl, this is a podcast. Advice does hit way harder when you cuss with it. Yeah. And we do plenty of that. This show, it ain't for kids.

Definitely not for the kids, but we do talk a lot about family. I mean, it comes with the territory and with a show called Baby Mamas No Drama. I just wonder if people get the gist of the ad we just did. You mean like the massive billboard in Times Square? That one? Well, yeah, that one, but also this one, right? I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Kale Lowry. And I'm V Rivera. And we're the hosts of Baby Mamas No Drama podcast. The Webby Award winning Baby Mamas No Drama podcast. Two baby mamas chatting it up about life.

bedroom talk, family, and whatever drama we are trying to get out of the way. All while being just a little bit explicit. A lot explicit. So listen to us, the Baby Mamas No Drama Podcast. Wherever you get your podcasts.