One thing about Met Gala, annoying boyfriends, and liars
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Hello guys, welcome back to another episode. I'm Taylor. I'm Sam. Um, I don't even know what to say. It was like an intro Oh, I want to immediately say this is what I want to say because I keep getting so many questions last two weeks about Is there a podcast that dropped we record on wednesdays now and it'll be up later in the day on wednesday So just make sure you have your push notifications on in apple podcast and in spotify So that way when it does drop you're the first one to know. Yeah um

It just works like this. And, like, I didn't want to change the day on y'all again because we were Friday and now we're Wednesday and now y'all are used to Wednesday. So, rather than pushing it till Thursday, it's just going to come on Wednesday. We record early and you'll get it by, like, noon. Last week it took a while because I was having issues. That's why I was up on Thursday. The website was giving me problems. But I think it's all fixed now. So, like, it's 9.30. This will probably be up by latest 12. Yeah. So...

No worries, especially if you're West Coast. If you're West Coast, you'll have it bright and early. I know. Two hours late. Or if you're on the other side of the world, you're going to get it in the middle of the night. Yeah. I mean, yeah, we'll just say that we like moved. It's different time zone. Yeah. Anyways, one thing about you. One thing about me is I like literally need another pet.

I have an itch so bad to give my cat a friend. He looks so lonely all the time. You're supposed to get cats and pears. That's like the rule. You're supposed to have two. So I'm going to mosey around the animal shelter on Sunday and see what happens. I'm interested to see how this goes. I'm going to the animal shelter on Sunday and just going to take a look around. Also watching... You should bring Phineas and put him on a leash. Watching Mac and Cheese...

Not cheese, but Mac. I was like, oh, I would love a Mac in my apartment. You don't want cheese in your apartment? No, cheese is a fucking idiot. Yeah, cheese. But Mac was such a good boy. Mac was such a good boy. I was like, oh,

I would love a little good boy in my apartment. Everyone in this apartment has a dog. When I tell you everyone in this apartment has a dog. Wait, you want to get a dog? No, if it was the most perfect dog I've ever seen. But the second I got a dog, I would send it off to get trained. Yeah. I thought you were saying you want to get a cat. I do want to get a cat, but if...

if the most amazing really small for dog yeah but if it's a small dog like yeah it was chilling with three was pushing it but like it wasn't even that bad yeah mac and um phineas were like if it was just them i was chilling i guess but yeah i'm gonna mosey on the animal shelter just see what i can find what's in my pocket of my pants money what do you have five dollars

Why is that rolled up, Taylor? I didn't know I had money in my pocket. Dude, she just pulled that $5 out of her pocket and it was literally rolled up like a straw. It was folded, you asshole. You do drugs. Imagine. That would be so fucked up. That'd be so fucked up. If you just pulled that out and you're like, you've been hiding a secret from me. You have like a newfound obsession. Oh my God, no. My one thing about me is that I got my period early. I've been getting my period every seven weeks on the dot.

And I got it for the first time, like, on a regular cycle within the 28 to 35 days. And I think that's because I started supplementing a bunch of hormone supplements. And I just magically got it. Like what? Right. I don't know how to pronounce. It's called... Let me see. I did so much research. I've been taking my Vitex Berry, but I stopped taking it for, like, a month. And then I started taking it again. So I think that's another reason why. And then I got this supplement called... It's called...

Rodil. Fuck, I can't pronounce that. Let me see. I don't know. Yeah. So it's supposed to help like your hormones. But it's also like a stress and like releaser. I don't even fucking know. Oh, I need that. But like I love it. I've been using it. And then I also have been using this supplement called Bond. It's a small business. I don't know. They sent it to me in PR. And it's literally just a scoop. And you put it into any water or anything. And it's meant for your hormones. So.

Yeah. Hopefully it stays that way. And hopefully I start getting my period every four to five weeks instead of seven. My period is getting longer. It was so regular. It was so regular. I was getting it. I was getting it on like the 22nd, 23rd or 24th of every month, like in that range. And now it's different. And it's like I got it on the 29th and now like it's getting longer. I've been really, really, really active. And I think I'm like.

driving my body into the ground like do you mean the 29th of the month of the month i'm saying like i used to get it religiously on like the 22nd 23rd or 24th like always like same day and then this it's getting like this said how long was my last cycle i'm trying to be really really good at tracking my ovulation my last cycle was 34 days dude i've been also i've

So I don't track. We both don't track our food. But then the other day I was just chit-chatting with my boyfriend because obviously I had the fucking protein constipation issues last week. And I was like talking with him. I was like, I also have no idea how much protein I'm eating in a day. And I pretty much eat the same Monday to Friday. So me and him sat down and we calculated how much protein I'm eating in a day. And I'm only eating about like 100 grams of protein. And I was like, fuck, Sam. Like you need to...

Switch that up because none of my snacks have been like high protein snacks. So going into this week, I've been like changing the amount of protein I've been eating. And I think that also is like going to help. Speaking of food, I've been so lazy when it comes to the grocery store. Like I keep like not buying enough. Then I don't have everything I want to eat. Then I'm having lazy meals. Like I'm just being lazy.

There's no excuse. So what I want to do, because I'm not the kind of person that gets annoyed like, oh, I've had the same meal for so long. Like I can fucking eat ground beef and rice every single meal and I would never get sick of it. So I'm trying to like just calculate out, OK, like to eat this breakfast, this lunch and this dinner like.

During the week, Monday through Friday, like, what's the exact amount of everything I need to have in my fridge and do, like, the same fucking grocery shop every single week. And it's, like, so high protein. Well, you should just meal prep then. I know. Because then you'll have it in your fridge. I get, like, a lazy... I'm literally... There's no excuse. There's literally no excuse for me being a lazy fuck. I feel like the only way to, like, make sure you have a meal from Monday till Friday is if you meal prep it all and it's just in a container. Because if you cook it...

like if you cook every other day and then have like a second meal for the next day like you're gonna end up running out at the end of the week yeah no i'm gonna starting this coming sunday kicking it into high gear and i just want to feel good because like i kind of feel like shit and it's like a direct reflection of i know it's because i'm not eating great and like when there's things you want to like change or like you don't like feel as good and you know it's because of what you're doing it's like so then fix it

Like, I just need to, like, need to get into it. Yeah. Mine's just the fucking protein. I'm just slacking on that. Which is crazy. I feel like you eat, like, a lot of protein. Yes and no. Not really. Like, I thought I was, and then I calculated it. I'm like, a hundred a fucking day. What am I doing? I'm going to put the meals that I, like, think I'm going to eat, like, Monday through Friday in my fitness pal. I was thinking about seeing what it is. Like, you know what I think fucks me over is I love having eggs every single day, but

That meal I'm having is just not high enough protein. Like, I think I may need to, like, just fucking put some egg whites in there. Yeah. I don't know. We'll see. My favorite of the week is... I got...

You guys know if you follow me, I love like the Osea brand body care. And I'm so like lucky they sent me stuff. I think I have a code. I don't know where it is, but I'll post it on my story. It doesn't like benefit me. But if you guys want to try, you can like save money, you know. They sent me they have like hyaluronic acid body serum. Then they have this collagen body lotion and body oil. And after I shave, I put on all three. My legs were so soft for the next like two days. It was crazy.

It was ridiculous. Like, that combo. Like, if I do an everything shower, shave everywhere, and put all three of those things on. Like, and I get really, really dry skin on my legs so fast. That shit was incredible. I'm their biggest fan. That shit works so well. I'll, like, put it on my story. My favorite of the week is Amazon activewear. I've said this before, but I literally went on a little bit of a shopping spree on Amazon the other day. And I bought so many, like, sets of running clothes because...

I love bright colors, but I also need more things that... Sorry, I love you, Gymshark, but I just... They sent me a bunch of things, but I don't know what it is. But I don't really like running around with the massive Gymshark logo on. I don't know. I just like how everything is like no logo. There's nothing to it. You can barely even notice. It's so subtle. I just don't like wearing activewear that has a big-ass logo on it. I agree. And there's something like running clothes and gym clothes are like...

I don't know. Like when I go on a run, um, dude, I went on a run this morning and kill myself. 90% humidity. Like actually kill myself. Anyways. Um, it's like, you need like different clothes. Like every type of workout needs like different clothes. Like my gym clothes, you can't wear like running on the trail. Like you can, but it's just like different. Yeah. I got, um, like running shorts, the loose shorts for running and then biker shorts for in the gym. Yeah. But the sports bras are fine. Like I don't even care. The sports bras are the same for me.

but yeah, some of my sports was, I have these TLF sports bras that are like kind of like high neck and more supportive that I wear all the time. And like berries or else I'm like, I feel like I'm going to flash someone, which speaking of, so one of my reels right now is doing pretty good. It's hitting the export page, but with very creepy men and the men in the comments are like, I just came from this video. Cause like, Oh, it's insane. Like,

What are you doing in the video? I'm just running and my boobs are like kind of jumping up and down and I'm literally just running. And then there, one guy goes, why does she need to wear a sports bra? She's such a pick me or this guy, this, where the fuck is the comment? They went for the boobs and had to run. I'm just like, everyone's commenting on my boobs. I'm like, so be it. I guess like if it's going to get on the explore page. Yeah. Who cares? Who cares what people say? I know. Not me.

anyways um things for this week what are your thoughts on the acl lineup i think it's good me too i'm so excited about dom dalla like guys when i was in australia i went to his concert smallest fucking concert ever i think there was maybe like 100 200 people at this concert because he was like a startup artist and now he's at acl like that's crazy i'm excited i think chris stapleton's gonna be so good i think dualipa will be really good honestly dualipa's like

I feel like she'd be a good show. Yeah. I'm like a good performer. I just posted on Snapchat like a week ago how obsessed with Kalani again. So in middle school, whatever albums came out in like 2013 of hers, I was obsessed with in middle school. And then recently I've been listening to her in the gym again. And I just posted on Snap like, oh, my God, I'm back like obsessed with Kalani. And she's going to be at ACL. So I feel like I manifested that for myself.

Because I literally just posted about that in the leaked lineup. I was so sad because again, like the one that like wasn't really real. It had Kesha in it. And also I can T-Pain and Post Malone. T-Pain was so believable too. Cause T-Pain like is kind of everywhere. Yeah. Right. Pain does everything. And you know what the thing is? I, that when they do the leak lineups, they're really good about it because they will check Dallas and Houston to see what our artists are in the area that week.

And then they'll make it. So Post Malone is in the area that week. So I'm like, is he going to just randomly show up? Is he going to be a surprise artist that just comes? Because Diplo came last year. And who else came last year? Like last minute. There was another artist. I can't remember. Oh, it was my weekend, not yours, because we went different weekends. But I just have this gut feeling that he's going to show up. He doesn't have a song with anyone that's like headlining, though. I don't know. I just think he's going to.

He's going to end up being another song with Dua Lipa. But like a surprise whole on extra person. Yeah. I feel like they like people bring other people on as guests, but like to just throw someone in the lineup. Like there's no empty stage. Diplo at my weekend was not a headliner, but the one right under. Didn't he take someone's place? Maybe. I don't remember. But he had his whole own stage. He was on set for an hour and a half. I thought he took someone's spot that wasn't there.

Yeah, I'm like, does Post Malone have a song with Dua Lipa? I don't think he does. No. But Dua Lipa's good. Like, girl has hits. And then, who else? Dominic Fike. Can't wait for him. I went to his concert in August here in Austin. He is so good live. If you go to look at any of, like, his reviews or any TikToks about him on social media, people roast him for being horrible live.

It was so good. I loved it. He didn't play a lot of his top, top, top hit songs. And honestly, as a small artist, I feel like you need to do that when you're really, really small because you can't be playing your newest songs because...

You're small. Not a lot of people are going to know that, but I'm very excited for him to come. And then Benson Vaughn Boone, whatever his last name is. That one song, dude. He's also kind of it reminds me right now of Noah Khan that he's like slowly blowing up on TikTok and stuff. The guy that made that song that sounds exactly like that Noah Khan song. Yes, he does sound like Noah Khan. It's the literal same song. But I feel like what's going to happen is coming into October. He's going to be even bigger. And then the stage again is not going to be big enough.

Does he have like another song besides that one song? Yes, he has two songs. I don't know the name of the other one, but if you just go to his profile on Apple Music, those two songs are right on the top. But I think the lineup's going to be good. I'm excited. It's such a fun weekend. I bought so many concert tickets because this weekend I'm going to Luke Combs.

and I made the last minute decision to get different tickets. Wait, what do you mean? We had tickets and I was like, I will regret so desperately not going pit to this concert. So Saturday. What was the price difference? Slightly significant, but I literally. YOLO. I'm going high up on Friday and then Saturday I will be in the pit at Luke Holmes. Fucking. I was like, there's no way I'm going to like my favorite artist. Like,

favorite artist of all time in the 300s both nights I'm not doing it I was like I'm not doing it what kind of like state or what kind of arena is it it's like a bit like a

Is it a lawn one? No, no, no, no. It's a stadium? Not a stadium. It's closed. Like the Moody Center, but bigger. Oh, the Spurs? Is it at... The Alamo Dome. I don't know where the Spurs play. They play in San Antonio. Yeah, but I don't know what arena they play. Do they play in the Alamo Dome? I don't know. San Antonio is small, so I would imagine it's probably... It's at the Alamo Dome. Never been to San Antonio, but I was like, I have to. So I'm going to be fucking... My outfits are so cute.

oh my god it's gonna be the best weekend of my life like i'm so excited this is my stage coach is this luke combs concert i need to go stage coach at one point in my life it needs to happen i know the lineup this year was really really good i say we just say fuck it and buy the tickets because once we buy the tickets for next year oh next year i really want to go we have to i also want to go to this country concert in august i'm concerting it the fuck up i spent so much money yesterday buying acl and those pit tickets but like

memories last dude acl is so cheap though money 360 for three days it's basically like a hundred dollars and we don't have to pay to stay anywhere yeah and i feel like going into this year with acl doing it so much better with being prepared like now this is my third time going so i just feel like i got it down well like last year i had such a good time because it was so chill like i didn't drink

Well, it depends on what group you're going to be hanging out with. Yeah, but, like, it was so, like... I'm just a music person. Like, it was so chill. You're going to be hanging out with all of us. You're going to venture off on my own while you guys are going crazy. Oh, I can't wait. It was such a bender last year. Such a bender. Yeah, our experiences were so different. Speaking of other...

um random things that were in the news and concerts actually did you see the videos you might have saw it because you like keep up with bryana chicken fry that at the zach bryan concert sexy red went on stage i didn't see this okay so on his last song he always brings people up it's like this big like kind of like hype song like bryana chicken fry went on stage like people just go on stage like his friends like other artists in the area come sing like it's a fucking party

except sexy red like get sexy is like twerking in a split on stage at zach bryan singing this song with him like i love that honestly i have never been more jealous of a concert in my life why was sexy right there that's the most insane combo of all time i didn't know that these people who each other were so it's literally a fucking zach bryan concert and she's

just throw an ass while the guy next to her is like playing the fiddle at a Zach Bryan concert. Dude, there's probably like 12 year old kids there. Parents are probably covering their eyeballs. Like, are we kidding? Like at Zach Bryan, like I can't imagine being like, oh my God, like in my little like country outfit and someone being like, now here's sexy red.

shaking ass on stage and then brianna chicken i was talking about on her podcast it was that like she had just left and then zach called her like you're gonna be so pissed like they just called and said sexy red wants to like come on stage at the end for like that and she's like are you fucking kidding me and then speaking of these people because the barstool people are just centers of our universe for whatever reason did you know dave portnoy is still legally married

No I didn't Dave Portnoy is married Did you listen to the Call Her Daddy episode? No I saw the I didn't think it was out yet He's still married Like he's legally married I think yeah because I saw the clip of It had something to do with taxes He said the judge said I had too much money Yeah

But he's still married. That's crazy. Yeah, that is crazy. That's nuts. It's nutty. Very interesting. Which speaking, let's stay on the topic of Dave Portnoy. His new girl brought her to Met Gala.

so he's they were at the met gala yeah he's like an after party no miss peaches was there i think they were just like there but miss peaches was like the star of the show oh really way i need to look yeah um so anyways they were there and it's a little contradicting because last week on his episode he was talking about how this girl wants nothing to do with fame or anything to do with like social media wants to stay super private and then she's with him there i was like

Doesn't add up. Wait, the Met Gala or like her? I don't know. Her Gala. Whatever it was. Definitely not the Met Gala. Like when she was wearing her dress. No, I think I took a picture of it or I liked it. Hold on one second. Because like the Met Gala is crazy. Let's see if I saved it. I did not save it. Hold on. Dave and you. Hmm. Dave. Bro, fuck. I don't know where it went.

I got to start liking my shit. Because Dave Portnoy being at the Met Gala and then not being on...

I don't know where it was. My side of the internet is crazy. But it was a picture of the two of them standing back on the red carpet looking at Miss Peaches and like pointing at Miss Peaches. So whatever. Either way. I just think if she really wanted to stay private, she wouldn't be going to something like that on a red carpet. If you wanted to stay private, you would stay home. Yeah. But yeah. I'm happy to see that the hate for the girl has kind of calmed down. People in the comments are kind of standing up for her now because...

I'm sorry, but every relationship people go like you should understand why are we bringing down another girl because one looks pretty and one went through the breakup. Like I just never I will never understand that. That girl did nothing. And they're all like, she's so ugly, like, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, chill with it. Yeah, for sure.

um i didn't really have much else to talk about other than like people like the met gala but i know you don't really watch that or you really i saw a few outfits though um i think tyla looked so good i think chelsea ballerini and chase stokes chase stokes looked horrendous and get that girl a stylist i said this about the cmts and like

She probably has a stylist. Fire the stylist because she's beautiful, talented, gorgeous. She was like such a cool person when we like, I don't want to say like met her, but like when we were like at the concert thing and she was filming. 10 out of 10 person. Who was dressing her? Because she looks horrid. Look at this outfit. Look at them together. You're telling me someone paired like, no, no, no, no, no. It's just they do her. They do her so dirty. Oh, yeah. What are we doing? What the fuck is he wearing?

Yeah, they don't even match. They don't match at all. Her outfit's so ugly. I don't like all the mesh. She should have just been naked. Yeah. You know? If you're going to do cutouts, go cutouts. Yeah. Like, show skin. I don't like full tan mesh. Yeah, I don't like that. If you're going to just cover your tits in flowers...

Who was the girl that was dressed as sand? Tyla. Okay, I liked her outfit. So good. So good. And then Kim Kardashian with the fucking cardigan. I liked her outfit. With the cardigan though, I think... I liked her outfit. There's rumors that she was covering up a psoriasis outbreak. No, it's like if you look at the old designer, I can't, I'm not gonna, I don't know the name of the designer off my head. It's like his vintage looks have that. And like with the dress? Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Like they're like little like they're. But the way she was like holding it, she like because it didn't hold on for dear life. There's videos of her getting ready. The crazier part about her outfit is she was wearing tall heels that had no heel. I know. Walking on her toes. And people in the comments are like, why don't you just wear a wedge? 100 percent. Because the reason she was wearing those is because the heel. Yeah. She was going to get on the dress. It's like then just wear wedges. Yeah. Yeah.

totally could have just worn wedges uh a trend i noticed her and j-lo kind of both had it frizzy hair yeah the hair was just kind of frizzy yeah i kind of liked it though hey if that's gonna be in for the summer i'm all for it yeah i i liked it because i know like like messy is kind of always in for a red carpet but it was just like it was noticeably frizzy yeah and i again i have no problem with just embracing that frizzy hair is in for the summer

yeah that's good by me that's great by me um sydney sweeney was wearing a black bob and i swore the i just saw pictures of this girl in this dress i was like wow billy eilish looks amazing it wasn't billy eilish it was sydney sweeney and i didn't know that sydney sweeney and billy eilish are twins if they have the same fucking hair like it was i'll take though i did not like that dress sydney sweeney's yeah

I liked it because it was like different for her. I feel like she didn't just go like sexy. Yeah. I don't know. Which I like. I mean, this Met Gala look of hers like two years ago, a year ago. Stunning. Yeah. But like, I just like that she didn't do like traditional like sexy. She looked like, oh, what I didn't like. I feel like the theme was like gardens and all this. And so many people were wearing so much black.

Like, yeah, a lot of black. I mean, I'm doing like gardens in the spring. Why are we wearing black dresses? Also videos of Ariana Grande singing inside the Met Gala. I've never seen a video of what happens in there. I didn't know people perform. I don't even know what the fuck Met Gala is. No one really knows. There's never any like once they go inside, like they do the red carpet, which speaking of the red carpet, hilarious that this is arguably the best part of any video. They all have to wait in line to do the carpet. So it's the most A-list celebrities you've ever seen. And like these people,

million dollar dresses just waiting in line yeah like normal people at a fucking amusement park like just waiting in line it's so humbling it's nice to see them waiting in line like texting like bored on their phone like they're just waiting like they're at fucking disney world then they go inside and it's kind of like a mystery of what happens in there but this year it was all these videos of ariana grande singing and i just had no idea that you it's a performance and

I think it's it gives like Hunger Games, though, the rich people in their crazy outfits. Yeah. I imagine they literally just get in there, have like food or something. How much drugs hang out? I don't know. I don't think you would really do drugs at that. I think people I think just like you put all those rich people in a room. They're doing hella blow in the bathroom. You think? Yeah. I don't know. Half of them can't even move in their fucking outfits. Yeah. They change. Yeah. Yeah.

yeah like in the sand tyla had to be picked up i know she was so tiny like the fucking bodyguard would just pick her up with his two hands like a barbie i love that i want to go somewhere where i wear a dress if someone has to pick me up yeah love um what else do i have okay you didn't i'm surprised you didn't even bring this up dance mom reunion can we talk about how low budget that was

It was. Do you watch it? No, I just saw clips of it, but it was the most low budget thing I've ever seen in my life. Definitely low budget. Yeah. I didn't bring it up. Um, cause I don't like, I know it's not your like thing. Definitely low budget. Um, crazy. Like they really went for the tea though. I didn't listen to it. They really like went for it with some of the questions. It was short. It was definitely short, but I think they went for it with some of the questions they were asking things. And I was like,

They were talking shit about, like, Maddie and Mackenzie Ziegler. Wait, were they not there? No. Why? And neither was... They didn't want to. They're very, like... Most... All of them are very, like... They, like, hate it, which makes me feel bad that I loved that show so much. Because, like, to all those girls, it was so, like, traumatic of their childhood. And I think they wish it was, like, erased from the internet. But let me tell you, it's the best show ever created. Sorry. Well, they probably feel better after that reunion because they feel like maybe they have pleasure on it. It was, like, really... They were, like, crying. Like...

Like one of like the biggest memes is like the Highlands, like Brooke and Paige, like their mom leaving and getting in a fight with Abby. And it's like an iconic scene. And it's like kind of become a meme. And it's like kind of funny. But it is like literally traumatic for them. Like they were like crying. And I'm like, wait, I feel bad that like to the rest of society, this is just like hilarious. And this was like really traumatic for you. And like a really horrible time in your childhood. And all of society is like, LOL, best show ever. Yeah.

And they're like, I'm still in therapy working this out. But even JoJo was kind of like flexing over the fact that, yeah, Abby was always right. Like the show, like she was always right. Like nothing bad. Like, bro, like if you watch Dance Moms, it's like very, it's very niche. But like the way JoJo knows Abby in the show of Dance Moms is not the way the original girls did. And the biggest takeaway I got from the Dance Moms reunion was that JoJo needed to shut her fucking mouth. She doesn't know anything.

Because when it started, it was these girls just thrown into this and they didn't know what it would be. Then later in the season, people like JoJo came on when it was already famous. It was like, now I'm going on this show to be famous. When the original girls were just there. Yeah. Like, they were just there, thrown into it, like, thrown to the wolves. JoJo was definitely, like, also self-promoting herself by wearing the Karma shirt. She wasn't even, like, dressed nice. She wasn't dressed nice. She was wearing...

I just she's so annoying. Yeah, I'm a huge fan of her. She's so annoying and like talking shit about the other girls. She was like if they'd wanted to be here like they would like shut up. Obviously if they wanted to be there they would and they didn't. Yeah. So they weren't there. Yeah, like Nia wasn't there either and she was like I just didn't want to go like

yeah like what and she was like them not being here is them like erasing their past like you're doing it for the clout yeah you're doing it for the clout you're not doing it for any other reason than the clout so i think it's even more respectful of them to be like i don't want to do it yeah like who cares

especially with how low budget it was and like they were just literally sitting in it looked like a closet honestly a backdrop i was like where are they i wish they did like it was the questions they did ask were good questions but it was very very short and like the moms weren't really in it the moms went out for like one second also chloe and kendall were wearing the same dress in different colors which i'm like they like made a point to be like we're in the same dress but i'm like

No one, like, made sure that didn't happen? Like, they just let you guys order dresses off, like, Princess Polly and you got the same fucking dress? Yeah. Very weird. Like, come on, though. So I listened to the Call Her Daddy episode with Maria. Oh, yeah. I saw so many clips. Fucking tea. So I guess supposedly she knew from the jump that she...

wasn't looking to pursue him, but she maybe thought she was just in her head. So she kept giving herself like more chances to like, yeah, bring her walls or break her walls down and like get to know him a little bit better. But then when she knew she no longer wanted to pursue him, that scene where she's freaking out about,

Jen kissing Joey. Yeah, I saw this clip. She purposely went up to Jen and was like, hey, I'm going to use that as ammo to get kicked out of the show. And so after talking to Jen and telling her that, then she had the whole hissy fit about, I can't do this anymore. Like, you just kissed Jen. Like, I'm a jealous, like, whatever. And then what, two episodes later, she leaves. So she was like doing all those things on purpose to get kicked out. Yeah, I saw her talk about that. Part of me is like,

I don't know. It's like interesting to go on and be like... I can get that though because... I don't know. When I... At the very beginning of my relationship with my boyfriend, I was so...

like this isn't gonna work like self-sabotaging myself so i can see her in that position wanting to self-sabotage herself and get her out but then also question and be like wait why am i doing this to myself open up those walls like be vulnerable and then like continue it was like a cycle yeah so i can see her doing that 10 times worse in a fucking tv show with 36 other girls i also thought it was funny that well we obviously knew she said like the bachelorette was hers until she said it wasn't that she was really about to do it yeah um what i thought was funny is they always talk on the shows about like

they'll rip people to shreds being like you're here to be the bachelorette you're here to be the bachelor like no you're not here for the right reason she was like jen was talking the whole time about how she wanted to be the bachelor yeah she just said that and i'm like we all know that that's why people go on these fucking shows but i'm like now you outing her yeah well you shouldn't mean you shouldn't say it in a bad way but she was like jen was talking the whole time about wanting to be the bachelorette i'm like yeah you all do like

That's why the show's stupid. Yeah, it's so stupid. And, like, I'm honestly happy that she's not doing it because it doesn't seem like she wants to do anything. She literally was like, I'm going back home, living my regular people life. Like, I don't want anything to do with this. Yeah, like, I respect her for not wanting to do it. I think it'd be an entertaining season.

You know, for my own benefit, I think it'd be fun to watch. Did you see the bartender from Paradise, like, talking shit about her on a podcast? Wells, really? No, I didn't. And so she addressed it. She was like, Wells, like, I can't believe you. Saying basically that Maria is, like, a clout chaser and just wanted to be on the show only if her friend was the producer and if she got all these, like, extras, like, for the show. I'm going to say this. Every single person on the show is a clout chaser. Yeah. I don't... That, to me, is not a valid argument. She literally...

Well, then Wells also said, like, she just wants to stay relevant. Like, why wouldn't you want to stay relevant? And then Maria responds back just by saying, like, you are literally the bartender on Paradise. You want to be relevant. You are feeling so hard to be relevant. Like, yeah. What a weirdo. Yeah. Which is weird. I always liked him. Yeah. I love him. And like Sarah Hyland.

um but that's weird did you see sarah highlands no longer the um it's our addicts now yeah which i'm like i need the tea on that why did she like leave did she get fired like what's going on here because did you see last well you didn't watch last season did you have she gotten like a little bit of an argument with one of the cast members i need to watch last seasons maybe i'll make this boy watch it with me yeah she got in an argument with one of the cast members and i was like oh

Yikes. Yeah. Which is weird because the host is like barely on the show. Well, because she was asking like two personal questions during the recouplings and one of them got really fucking angry about it and snapped and then they had like a back and forth. Yeah, but they probably tell her what questions to ask. Not really though. No? Because it wasn't

or just a conversation yeah it was just like a conversation feel that um i'll have to watch yeah but i'm excited for that season to come out it comes out what like next month month and a half i need to watch and then my last thing that i have is the selling sunset or sorry i'm not selling sunset selling the oc their new season dropped sadly only eight episodes i'm like what the hell oh i need to watch that we need more episodes and it's

This is the third season. But anyways, this new Sean guy, guys, if you haven't listened or watched it yet, you need to just... I haven't. I haven't. Okay, well, I'll say, I won't spoil it then, but the new Sean guy, hate him. He is literally, this isn't spoiling it, by the way, but he's saying and starting rumors that one of the guys on the show was trying to force a three-way on him. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

and with his wife and like starting all this fucking drama being like this whole crazy man's like it is insane i've never seen anything like it where someone is so delusional that they think that everyone's trying to hit on him like he was like he was saying oh you commented those legs on my instagram that's flirting i'm like have you never had a friend just hype you up like imagine if i commented on one of our girlfriends posts like saying those legs

And they think that I'm flirting with them. That's so weird. Or hitting on them. Like, what? So, it's... That's so weird. I'm very sad that the season's over and I can't keep watching it because with all that drama, they kind of just, like, cut it off and then the season's over. I'm like, what the fuck? I need another one. Yeah, I need to watch. I'm, like, re-watching Old Summer House, but I should start something new. Yeah. Okay, I have, like... Now, is that enough of, like, gossiping about...

Pop culture and what's on What's online these days I guess Because I have just like stuff that like has been Like Just like themes in life that I just like wanted to like talk about it On here and ask people about and like discuss We can't ask them because they're not going to be able to Respond right away so I can answer Yeah but like ask them on like for Instagram comments Okay What do you think about someone still following Their ex on Instagram Like your boyfriend

I had this situation with my boyfriend at the, like, like a few months ago. I didn't care. I really didn't care. And I didn't care. And he also had photos up still of his ex. And I personally did not care.

And I just had a lot of my friends asking me, hey, do you care that that's there? Or do you like, what does that bother you? And I was just like, okay, well, if other people care, am I supposed to care? So then I just like asked him, I was like, would you mind just deleting those and unfollowing her? Like people are asking me and I'm like, I feel like maybe like I shouldn't have done like, I don't know. Like it to me, it didn't bother me because I, so the reason I bring this up is because my friend was talking about this guy that she's like talking to and he was, she goes, I don't know.

but he still follows his ex on Instagram. And I was like, oh, I don't like that. And then I realized I follow my ex on Instagram. I follow my ex on my other Instagram. So I was like, oh. But then that day, because I was like, oh, I don't like that. I was like, oh, I unfollowed my ex on Instagram because of that conversation. And like the guy I'm talking to right now, like he doesn't follow his ex on Instagram. And like if he did, I'd be like, why? I think it depends on the falling out of the relationship. Yeah. But I think it's also like just kind of like why are you keeping that?

open. I guess. I don't know. Like why are you keeping it an open thing? Yeah. Like an open. I don't mind pictures. I don't. I mean to be fair my ex is five or now six years ago so it's a little bit different but even still I never really unfollowed them. Okay because I follow my high school ex on Instagram that I like

I think it's just cool to like keep up now because it's like, okay, one of them just got engaged. That's sick. I love seeing that. I followed my ex from high school on Instagram because we dated when we were young and we like have talked again. And it's like, to me, that like literally doesn't count. Yeah. In my head, that doesn't count. Yeah. So like, I guess I did unfollow them for a little bit and refollow them. I don't really know. I can't remember. So like I did, I refollowed him on Instagram because like to me it doesn't count. We like remet up one time, like whatever. So I follow him on Instagram. Yeah.

I don't mind having pictures still up. Like my ex-boyfriend had like one picture still up because it was like a, it's like a college formal and it's like, okay, well you don't have to delete the pictures from like, from like a thing. Like she was there, but you don't have to delete, delete the pictures from your college formal. I think every rule, I don't think there's a right or wrong answer for this. I think it's right or wrong either. Teach their own. If it bothers you, then bring it up to your significant other and evaluate the situation, whether he needs to unfollow or whatever. Um,

And go about it. But I personally just didn't care. I think it was other people caring. And then it caused me to. Got you in your head. Yeah. Get me in my head. I was like, okay, well, maybe I'm wrong. But I just. No, yeah, you're definitely not wrong. I think it was also because she was like, his ex doesn't even live in the city. Like, his ex is literally across the country. That is the other thing. It definitely is different when it's like, this girl's not even around. Yeah. So. Interesting. I know. Oh my God, I'm going to sneeze. Will that be an issue?

Oh my God, that came out of nowhere. Yeah, that was random. The other thing that I just don't get, which is a common theme in our lives these days because of certain fucking people we hang around. I genuinely, genuinely, how are people such compulsive liars? Is it like mental illness? Yes, 100%. How do people do that? I don't know. You know, here's the thing, guys. We have kind of a lot of drama going on with this one individual in our group.

And I am so over it. I'm not even involved in it. I am not involved in it at all. But it is just so draining. It's so draining. How much drama someone can be when you're not even involved. And I'm like, I just want to remove you from my life because...

I don't want anything to do with it. The amount we talk about it, the amount that they fucking do. I'm like, I want no piece of it. I just like because I've just like dealt with this. I think so many people I've known like I feel like I'm always finding myself in a position with like one of these kind of people and like every phase of my life.

Um, so like not even just like the instance we're dealing with, but like how are people like, how do people lie about things so much? I don't know. And it's also like white lies. It's not things that it really matters. You could be so for real and it would not matter. But now you're lying about something so stupid. Especially when the lies are actually kind of like making it worse. Yeah. Like being honest would be better for you. Your lies are literally, and they're not believable. You want to know something fucking crazy? Yeah. Someone in our like,

So we have a very close friend group, like smaller version. And then there's the... It expands. It expands. It gets bigger, but the bigger it gets, the least of a friends they are to us. So someone on the outside, like not outside, but like... The outer circle. The outer circle has been snooping on our Reddits. Oh. Isn't that weird?

I need to know who. Yeah, I'll tell you after, but it's just like, can you text me? What? How much free time do you have to be snooping on our fucking reddit? What the fuck? And this isn't like the first time that he's been a man. You were going to say a girl. I know he brought it up to my boyfriend and was like flexing about the fact that he was snooping. And my boyfriend was just like, bro, what? Like what free time do you have to be just scrolling on that?

I don't even look at my own Reddit. I know. Like, what a weirdo. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I thought you were talking about a girl. He's not a friend. He's a fucking, like, what's those people that want to be close to you, but they're your hater? A frenemy? He's a frenemy. He literally is snooping weekly. Do you think he posts on it? Imagine he probably does. He's like, I was out with these girls today, and they didn't... Ah, fuck. They didn't, uh...

I didn't tip the bartender for their drink or some shit. Like, what the fuck? Talk shit about me for that one time. I pop kissed him and then didn't ever talk to him again. And he thought I was being serious. Let's just also keep in mind. Okay, this guy is not a friend. He also listens to this podcast. So he's going to hear this. Yeah. Dude, he's weird. He has way too much free time.

listens to the podcast snoops on our reddits and also one time before i was even dating my boyfriend but we were literally like weeks away from dating kissed me and he's supposedly best friends with my boyfriend he's crazy he was like in this one phase of just like really wanting to like sleep with me i guess like i don't know and i was like oh my god i would literally just like gotta give him like shit for it but like

when I tell you barely even flirt back but like he was just like when we'd go out I'd be like oh my god like this is kind of funny like I'll kind of fuck with him and he was just like begging me to kiss him so I was like because I'll kiss anyone honestly and then after that I started talking to like who's now my ex-boyfriend and he was like

She kissed me last weekend and now she's talking to a dude. I'm like, if you think that meant something, you're insane. Dude. You just followed me around the whole night, so I gave you a little smooch. The more I think about it out loud and say it out loud, this man's is not a friend. Maybe this man's a compulsive liar, girly pop. They should both date. They're both single. Anytime I meet a crazy man, I'm like,

I know the girl for you. Yeah. They need to... We need to link them up. Like, two people that are crazy. I'm like, hear me out. Y'all should date. Because y'all are batshit insane. Because... Hear me out. The crazies in this world...

need to be with the crazies because they get so bored when they're not dating a crazy that they start to involve other people in the craziness so might as well just couple them up with the with the crazy and they can be crazy together yeah and like get away from me yeah right because i've um i've removed myself i was with i saw said crazy girl oh my god if she listens to this we're fucked i don't give a fuck i don't really i really could care less she

Um, she's ignored me at the gym. Like I walked up. She ignored you at the gym. Well, cause she, uh, realized that I'm kind of over it and texting our friends and was like, she gives me bad vibes. Yeah. Cause you're crazy. Um, and then I walked, she was standing next to my friend. So I went to go say hi to them. And then she just like walked away. Yeah. Okay. So to kind of sum up the synopsis of this situation is she doesn't like to see other people happy. Um,

She likes to tear other people down. She likes to create drama. She likes to tear people away from each other. The amount of friend groups that she's gone through since living here and like creating drama and causing people to hate each other. And now she's in our group. And that's my worry is she's trying to tear our group apart. She tried to cause drama between two of our good friends. And she still tries to talk. Like when someone talks shit about friends, there's a difference between like,

airing out something that's bothering you like in a healthy way or like looking for some advice on a friend problem. Like, like going to someone in a genuine manner of how you're feeling. Cause like when you're friends with a lot of people, like you have a little vent sash, like that's different than continuously, uh,

talking shit about your friends and making other people or to your friends especially when things are not true i don't understand why people are friends with people they talk shit about hence why i don't talk to this person anymore because guess what i'll talk shit about you i know i left that i never was really in like the circle of that drama but i'm leaving it before i get involved because i'm like i don't want this girl i don't want to become really really close with her and then she starts to like pinpoint me against somebody else like it's

she already like i don't know to when when i hear things that were when people create drama at this age because i get like in high school there's drama because you're all forced to be around each other there's so many people and it happens we are so grown that you wake up every day and you choose to do like you choose to be where you want to be who you want to be with like

You free will. You make your whole life. Way too much free time on your hands. But like, so why are we causing drama? I know. Like what drama? I literally have removed so much drama from my life over the last like few months because I told myself 2024 is the year of just me protecting my peace one by one. Okay, but without like...

The known drama that like we've obviously cut out. Like what other drama? Like what drama? No, there's literally, it's not me. Like that's, I know, but I'm saying like, there's no reason for drama. What drama? I know. Like wake up and mind your business. What drama? I know. And I told, I was hanging out with like,

To the girls. Monday night. And I literally told them. I go. After. Next weekend. I do not want to hear this girl's name. Come out of anybody's mouth. I'm over the drama. Because all we ever talk about. Is the drama that she's stirring up. And I'm like. I'm over it. I don't want to talk about it anymore. Done with it. Even the guy I'm talking to. Knows about it. Yeah. And he's like. Everyone does. He's like. I. I.

I have no idea who this is and, like, what the fuck. Yeah, I'm so over it. So, starting this coming weekend, no more of her name. I just think if you're out of college, or maybe even in college, but, like, specifically if you're out of college and, like, there's drama in groups, what are we doing? What are we doing? But I'm glad, like, everyone's kind of over it. Like, I almost... I was fighting the urge so bad to, like, go to these...

like random people and be like i need your side of the story on this because i know everything's a lie and i need your truth yeah like ran out on paper it's just crazy that people can just lie so much straight to their teeth right and believe it and i truly believe it just stinks too for the people really close to those types of people because not that they allow it but they think because the people that don't really react to it

They think they can get away with it and then they keep doing it and it keeps getting worse because they think that the little lie that they made, they got away with and then the lies just get bigger and bigger and they think they're getting away with it. Here's the problem also when people are compulsive liars.

You lie about little things that you shouldn't because they're so small. And then something serious might happen to you and you come to your friends for help. And we don't know if we believe you. Dude, they literally tried doing that last week. Exactly. So what I'm saying is like you go like you lie about little things all the time. And then you can tell me my grandma died in a car accident. And I'd be like.

did she yeah it's getting i don't believe you so then it's like you shoot yourself like you just like dig a hole for yourself or like any like it's like just like girl who cried wolf boy who cried wolf but yeah like so many guys who cried what i'm saying girl or guy like oh is it like is that like a where does that come from boy who cried wolf yeah is that a good story is it a movie or something it's a good it's like a childhood story oh okay

Like, it's like he always says there's a wolf. I'm thinking of Red Robin Hood. No, it's just like a childhood story. Okay. And it's basically like he says there's a wolf and then like when there finally is, no one believes him because he's been lying the whole time. Got it. But anyways. Do you have any other like little things? Well, this is just kind of funny. I have a funny thing now that we're...

This is something I realized last night. Not last night. Last weekend out, we had this funny realization. Because we're out and the girls' line, the girls' bathroom had no line. Stalls were empty the whole time. The guys' line was so fucking long. And we're just like, anytime there's a line in the guys' bathroom, they're all shitting in there. Oh, 100%. It was just a funny realization of like, why are...

all of you shitting in the rustic tap bathroom like the line for the guys i can't even imagine what it smells like in there it was so long there was no one in the girl's bathroom and we were like what on earth like so weird so weird and it's just like a funny realization that i literally wrote in my notes like when the guy's bathroom is long they're just shitting yeah no and i just think that that's

The brutal thing about being a man is if you're like waiting for a bathroom stall, everyone knows you're pooping. Especially when I think there's probably only one stall and the rest are urinals. Yeah, like you're all shitting. So I don't know, like food poisoning on West. Imagine if it got flooded, they would all be fucked. Like, I don't know what they all ate. I don't know what's in the water, but men in Austin were shitting their pants. It's the Tex-Mex. They eat Tex-Mex or barbecue and then they go fucking binge drink.

well men's stomachs are not well they were shitting their pants let me tell you like the girls bathroom i did not wait one time walked right into a stall they there was maybe 20 people deep in that line yeah i need to have one of those nights where it's just no girls in the lines because i feel like i'm always winning in a fucking line well i hate when people take so long in a public bathroom yeah it like drives me insane i'm like what are you doing in there no i'm

I'm so quick in a public bathroom. Let's just talk about the fucking picture of marks we had. Oh, so we went out last Saturday. We went out for marks and we got a picture because the picture is always more economically smart. If you're going to get two people, though, that was our mistake. You got really, really drunk. I like wasn't that drunk because I got two espresso martinis.

I got after that. See, the Aperol Spritz is like are nowhere near. I feel like the level of the Lucky Duck Espresso Martini. Yeah, I don't know what I was like pretty chill it and then Sam like thinks she's so funny when she's drunk to like be a compulsive liar. What was I lying about? Because I'm like bringing this boy. Oh, yeah. All my friends have met this boy except for Sam and like I'm always like, but you haven't met Sam and that's kind of like the most important one like not to freak you out, but like

that's like kind of the big one so she's like oh my god i'm gonna tell him my name is emma so she's like cracking up like but what does he know so you're like hi i'm emma he's like hey like what the fuck does he know because he's so out of it like he wouldn't know like you're sam from the podcast yeah he has no fucking idea he's never probably looked at the podcast instagram once like he has no idea so he was like oh hey and i like let it go on for like 10 seconds i was like

that's fucking Sam. It's not fucking Emma. And then in the morning he goes, your friend Emma was cool. I was like, she was drunk. He was like, yeah, dude. Yeah. I should not have. We had the whole fucking picture of Mark's, which how much cups was that? Maybe four, four cups of fucking margarita mix. And then we went straight to Lucky Duck, got two Margs. I had the hiccups like Loki had the hiccups. Didn't really want to tell anyone for a while. I went to the fucking port-a-potty in the back of Lucky Duck, stared in the mirror and go,

Looked in the mirror and go, Sim, sober the fuck up. Get rid of those hiccups, you fucking idiot. And I went back outside, sit with you guys, still have the hiccups. So I was like, maybe I should get buffalo bites. Sim, yeah, then you got buffalo tenders and you were so on one. People kept being like, where's your boyfriend? And you were like, I don't want him here.

Dude, I didn't want him there because the amount of times like the last like few weeks, like I have not seen my friends. I was like, I haven't seen my friends in a month, a fucking month. I was like, I just need to have a feral girls night. And then he was literally next next door. Yeah. You're like, I don't want him here. I'm like, yeah, fuck him. I hate him. So then we ended up like going to find him because like her man showed up and I was like, you know what? Now I need my man. She's all over her man's. I need my man's.

And ironically, me and him have like this weird like telepic like... Yeah, they were walking out when you were walking out. It always happens. Like no matter where we are, I always am walking to like wherever he's walking. So then I found him. And I was like, oh my God, like how do you know where I was? He was at the bar next door. He goes, I was watching you over the fence. What a crazy person. I'm like, yeah, no, I mean, I was really drunk and I have the hiccups. But do you want to go home? And I went home. So Sam's boyfriend like is my biggest enemy. And he...

gave me his vape and I stole it. Does he know that? Yeah. Dave took it back home. Oh, so that fucking, he was probably texting me like, get that fucking vape. I was literally like, I was like looking at Dave. I was like, so like, um, I like get in the Uber and I was like,

I was like motherfucker. And he was like yeah good shit. And I'm like yeah. Because you're like I'm going home and your boyfriend's like we're going home. I was like ah maybe we'll go home. But then we were with. He liked to not want to go home and that made me. We've been drinking since 9am. We were with our friend Maya and our friend Dave and like just like random group. Random group. Such a random group. And I was like I guess we'll go home. Do you know the girl that we were with was 21? Riley's friend? Yeah. 20 I thought. Oh wait.

Either way, I was like, you're what? I thought she said she was 20. I was like, you're what? I'm five years older than you? Almost six years older than you? Yeah, crazy. What? But I was like, oh, I guess we'll go home. And they were like, no, I'll go. And Dave's like, no, yeah, let's fucking go. I'm like, oh.

okay like well no when you guys said people we were sitting at the lucky duck tables and you guys let's go to west when you said that i was like you gotta remember i will always my let's go to west is me kind of being like in a little bit i'll go home because like i live downtown yeah so like if we're on east and everyone's like let's go to west like that's going the opposite of where i live so i'm like yeah i'm not going over there so i'm always like oh yeah down because then i'll go home yeah but we stayed out for like

a pretty decent amount of danced a little bit and then but i was like i was never that drunk but then my man tried to tell me he was like you were drunk like you were singing because they play country music and rustic tap which is like why i like it in there sometimes i have to be like on a good vibe but the music was so good so i was just like singing like music to him and he's like yeah you were drunk you were like singing so loud i'm like

I sing country music so loud to you every second of the day. What do you mean I was drunk? I'm like, that's just what he was like. Oh, yeah, you're right. I'm like, why would that be an indication that I was drunk? That's just like.

that's my no you definitely were drunk you can't lie you had half a pitcher of margs no but i was drunk at um when we were at the restaurant i was like buzzing and then i sobered up that's the problem see i did not i never sobered up i fell asleep on my couch downstairs at 9 p.m really yeah like okay like i definitely wasn't sober i'm not trying to act here say i'm sober but i wasn't like

feeling like oh my god i'm so drunk if that makes sense yeah and then i then somehow ended up in my bed and then i asked alexa thinking it's like three in the morning your boyfriend didn't go home with you no he did he was up we were laying in the bed i go alexa what time is it and alexa goes 11 p.m and then he looks at me he goes you really thought i was gonna be like two three in the morning ago yeah i did it's only 11 so i'm like barely fucking slept because the thing that we've talked about i think on the podcast probably before is that your boyfriend is just like a menace to society like huge men on the weekends like

We'll be up in the kitchen, like, late. Like, wake up early as fuck. And, like, when we lived together, or, like, we went on, like, a weekend little staycation. And I was like, holy fuck, like, just such a menace to society. I now have the same issue of a menace to society in my life.

home on the weekends i get lucky though my man's now plays hockey on sundays at 10 a.m so he's up and out i when i tell you i told him i'm like you are just like sam's boyfriend like he came over the other day and he's like oh i had a coffee at 8 p.m now i'm wired i was like no go to

I was like go to bed and he was literally like climbing all over me he's like oh do you have food he's like in my kitchen like making food I was like I'm gonna fucking kill you like I'm gonna kill you like being a fucking menace to society and then on the weekend on Saturday he woke me up at four in the morning

for and wouldn't let me go back to sleep oh hell no and i was like i'm because he he broke his phone oh dude i now had that pull-out couch in that other room so i told him i go anytime that you're really fucking drunk and i just want to sleep you're going on that you're going on the pull-out couch he broke his phone by leaving it on my balcony and it got poured rain on and then dumbass he was like do you have rice i'm like no i actually just ran out of rice so we took my blow dryer

His phone. And then that's what like sent it over the edge and broke it. So when he woke up at four in the morning. You're lucky you got that for free. No, not my phone. His phone. Oh, his phone. His phone. Dude, I was like, how are you not as mad? His phone. I'm fuming. So when he woke up at four in the morning, he had no like, like entertainment because he had no phone.

So that's why he was like, wake up. Like, I'm bored. I was like, let me go the fuck to sleep. He's like, I have nothing to do. He had no phone. I was like, then fucking go for a walk. I don't know what to tell you. So like, he's just a menace to society. Like, like if we lived in the same house and they were together, I don't know if I can live with him yet.

Really? No, I'm not leaving him anytime soon. No, I just can't. I like can't picture it anytime soon because like he literally drives me nuts. I'm like, you just need to learn. Like he'll leave like the sponge on the bottom of the sink. I'm like, put the fucking sponge in the thing. Like I put my sponge in the thing all the time. Yeah, you're gotten better. I always put my sponge in the thing. Um, what else does he do that pisses me off? This man doesn't really piss me off except when he's a menace on the weekends. But like, yeah, he's me off any other time. I guess that's it.

He's gotten good at like a routine of like I go downstairs in the morning to like let the dogs out if he sleeps over and his one duty is to make my bed. I go make my what drives me nuts about like kind of any man is the boy eyes. Oh, don't even get me started on that. Can you get me my phone? Where is it on the counter? I don't see it.

It's right there. I'm like, it's right there. Yeah. No, I hate it. Or he'll be looking in the fridge. Where's your ketchup? It's literally straight ahead. I'm like, it's right fucking there. I can see it. I'm 20 yards away and I see it. Yeah. Like the boy eyes is like crazy. Also, when I tell you,

my apartment looked like a hurricane ran through it okay like my makeup was everywhere in the bathroom where they cooked a lot and like the like look like a hurricane ran through it it was disgusting i was like oh it's so gross then i cleaned this shit top to bottom spotless spotless he comes he comes back no no he's like i'm like look i cleaned isn't it so nice he goes it looks the same i'm what i'm like you're gonna you're gonna look me dead in the fucking eyes

And say it looks the same? Like, what do you mean? I'm like, do you see dishes in this thing? Do you see, like, a crumb on the counter? Like, look at my bathroom. It's spotless in here. I'm like, you're going to look at me and say it looks the same? Yeah, no. What's your... He's like, it was clean. What? I'm like, you genuinely would look in here and say this is fine? This is clean? Yeah. Men are so crazy. I don't get it. I really don't.

I think for the boy eyes thing, I think they're just speaking out loud when they're asking a question. They do. They do. Like, I don't think they really mean where's the ketchup. I think it's just them processing like, where's the ketchup? But they're asking. And I'm like, just don't ask because then it stresses me out because, oh my God, that's what, that's one of my biggest pet peeves in this life. And when I'm with my family, like my mom, my grandma does it too.

when people just talk out loud for the purpose of like speaking, just for the purpose of speaking, like asking dumb questions just because like they're having a thought and they're saying it out loud. Holy fuck, I'll kill you. Like that drives me insane. And when my last time my whole family was here, like my mom and my sister's,

I was going crazy with that. Like just, I can't even think of an example, but my mom asked me one question, one, like the last day she was here. And I was like, don't you think if I like, like I literally like was so pissed and she was like, okay, you know what? Now I'm done. And she got all pissed at me, but I was like, no, because why would you ask that? Like I got really, really pissed, but it was like the last day, but I was like, no, I can't like,

It's just them stalling time and like processing like, yeah, where is it? Some people just like don't like silence and they're just like, they just like want to talk. I wonder if when they're alone that they ask those questions still. Like, I wonder if my boyfriend's like in his kitchen, like, hmm, where's the ketchup? Or just like, because guys also just go slow. Yeah. So like, you know, like when a guy's like, oh,

I'll do it for you to be like nice. But you're like, but you're going to take like 15 minutes to do that. And I'll do it in 30 seconds. Yeah. So I'm just going to get up because you, or when you ask them to do something, they're like, yeah, in a minute. It's like, no, I need it done now. Yeah. They're like, oh, I'll do it. Like you like stay here, like stay like down. It's like, right. But like,

what time will that be like because i'll just do it right now it's like if you tell a guy like take out the trash and they're like like i need to take out the trash like i'll do it and then they like sit down it's like well i'll do it yeah like if you're just gonna sit there and stare at me i didn't want you to do it at 10 o'clock at night i wanted you to do it now yeah uh men are just so like but we love them love them dearly i love men

Except when they leave the toilet seat up too. That drives me insane. Oh my god. Ian doesn't flush it too. Does he leave shit in the toilet? No, no, no. It's pee. Oh god. Oh, I successfully the other day took a shit while he was here. No. Ew, gross. But... Well, it was smooth. He didn't know.

Oh, I thought you meant he took a shit. No, no, no, no. I took a shit while he was here. Oh. Quickly, smoothly. But the whole toilet thing, my biggest pet peeve, my boyfriend takes the toilet paper out of the holder and then like holds it while pooping. Oh.

down why put it down like on the sink or like somewhere that it's not supposed to be that's so weird so i always come back to my bathroom and the toilet paper is not in the why does he do that i don't know he just like holds on to it i'm like why do you do that it's so annoying that's so why he just i picture him like fighting for his life on the toilet like this like

like no like holding it like a stress ball oh my god we talk about the bathroom way too much in this episode well no i just wanted to like update update the girlies that i did successfully the other day poop yeah there we go in my own apartment but i don't think he knew yeah no it was fast it was speedy oh anyway that's all i really got

That's all I really got, too. I'll get this up for you guys. Literally up today. Literally up today. This will be up in like 30 seconds. I know. All right. Well, that's it for me. Same. We will see you guys next week. Bye. Bye.