One Thing About Hot Girl Spring and the Final Rose
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What is up you guys welcome back to another episode i'm sam and i'm taylor new location unlocked I know I kind of like it. I do too But at the same time I kind of I don't know we're doing one camera right now And I don't know how to feel about it being so far away because I am so used to locking eyes with my camera And like talking to my camera, but that one's really far right now So i'm like where the fuck do I stare just look right into the lens? I yeah, but it's so hard. I'm blind like that right now is like a little blur ball. Just stare into my eyes. Yeah

Then I'll get very uncomfortable. But yeah, we're in Taylor's apartment right now recording. How fun. Yeah, I just got this couch today and he was setting it up and he's like, um, it's missing parts. And I was like, fuck, because we needed to do this. I'm like, I kind of need a couch. Luckily, he happened to have the same parts in his tool bag. Shout out. I think his name was Dave. Dave.

Shout out you, Dave, from Wayfair. He was a Wayfair guy, not TaskRabbit? No, I don't know. It's like... Because fuck TaskRabbit. I booked it through Wayfair. Like when I bought the couch, I selected like assembly. So I don't know how they... I don't know how that works. Did I tell you how I got a couch, pull-out couch for the bedroom? Yes, you did. You guys remember the little fucking hissy fit I was having about Bed Bath & Beyond with my Murphy bed? Finally ordered a pull-out couch. So that will be here in like a few weeks. Where'd you get it?

I got it from this... I don't even know how to pronounce it. Jost and Main. I was... I literally on Google just typed out like pull out couch. And there's actually surprisingly not a lot for like the width that I was looking for. And that website had one. It was like $1,700, which is not bad because the fucking Murphy bed that I got was $1,800. I love my new couch. It's so cute. Like I'm obsessed and it was cheap. Is it two pieces? Yeah. Okay. So I was going to say, how did he like carry this up here? But now I see... It was in two big boxes. Yeah. That I...

Had to bring up from the package room and every time I did I look like a fucking idiot bringing it up Wait, you had to bring this up? Yeah from the back. They weren't heavy, but I just had to slide it and they have dollies in our like lobby Okay I assembled it for me. So he came like a different day a different day. Yeah, i've had this sitting here for like a couple days Oh because usually with west elm and pottery barn like they deliver it white glove like it wasn't white glove delivery it was like

assembly. It was just assembly. And then the first... I don't know. I had to reschedule it because I only had one box. It was a whole thing. But I finally have a couch, so it's looking more like a home. But anyways, enough about couches. That'll be the title. One thing about couches. Yeah. Yeah. One thing about me is I've been...

watching TV nonstop. And I have not been like this in so long because my boyfriend obviously was allergic to the cat in the old place we were living in, so we couldn't sit on the couch and just watch movies. But now, it's such a different concept. We can sit on the couch, watch movies, watch TV. And even when I'm alone, I'll do it too. So I have a massive list of things that I've been just watching. I've never watched so much TV in my life. I'm watching a lot of TV too, which...

I don't know how to explain it. When I'm in a relationship, I watch more TV because, oh, let's watch this show together or watch this movie together. See, I'm the opposite because I'm watching reality TV and he's not into that. I haven't been reading. I just started reading again. I took a week or two off. I don't know. I was just in a little bit of a rut with it. And I've been watching TV and falling asleep to it, which is not good because that's not good for your sleep. But I'm just so addicted to the Fosters that I can't stop. Yeah. I don't even know what I've been addicted to right now.

I am now newly addicted to, on Peacock, Love Island All Stars. Did not even know that was a thing until I went on because I was going to go on to Peacock and watch The Real Housewives.

Oh, you're going to watch The Real Housewives? Okay, because I was watching Buying Beverly Hills. With Mauricio. Yeah, and obviously, so I was like, hmm, I kind of want to watch this. So I was going to go watch it, which I still haven't started it yet, but I will. And yeah, I was going to start it. Well, Summer House is on right now, which is this season. The drama, it's like, if you watch, it's like the Carl and Lindsay stuff. So Carl and Lindsay were engaged last summer, and this summer...

Like it's already known to the public that they broke off their engagement like a few weeks before their wedding. But this is a season that it's all like filmed. So we get to watch them break off their engagement like a week before their wedding on reality TV. And it's so good. And I'm obsessed with Paige. Like I just fucking love Summer House, but it's every week and I have to wait for it to come out.

Which is so lame. Yeah, I don't like at least with those types of shows. It's nice buying Beverly Hills. The last fucking season was in 2021. I'm like, I really hope I don't have to wait because it's only 10 episodes for the new season that just came out. I'm like, I don't want to have to wait another year or two for the next season. Like I hope they're already recording it. My mom loves the housewives. You should text her about it.

Yeah, I know. I didn't realize how many there were. Like, I knew there were quite a bit, but when I was looking, I was like, fuck. It's one of those things. Obviously, I want to do Beverly Hills, but I was like... Since my mom watched it ever since I can remember, it's one of those things where I think I've seen, like, lots of seasons, like, unintentionally. New Jersey is my favorite. Yeah. And now that we've watched some, or at least I have started to watch so many...

TV shows when we get into the hot gossip I have like quite a few things that I want to talk about in some of these shows that I've been watching love my one thing about me is I discovered it's like one thing about me and a favorite I discovered I love sprinting

Like sprinting is my new fucking shit. It's so fun. I've always loved it during COVID. That's all I would do in lockdown was like sprint my neighborhood 5 million times. I'd go to tracks. I'd fuck that shit up. But like ever since going to Barry's every week, like sprinting is so fun. I can't do long distance running like you because I don't have the attention span for that. I get way too bored. But sprinting, so fun.

Yeah, running is just very therapeutic. I have never been so deep in my thoughts and reflected so much on life until I started running. I just like sprinting. See, it like doesn't make me do that because it's so short. It's just like fun. Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. Sprinting is like you got to like listen to hype music. Yeah, like the music just gets you going and you just like...

It's like, it like lets out your anger. I don't know. It's so fun. I'm obsessed. My favorite of the week is Dune 2. And I'm so upset that I was put on such a fucking cliffhanger at the movies the other night that there was obviously gonna be a Dune 3. I just wish I got more clarity on what is going on in Dune 2, but I didn't. So if you have not watched Dune, you got to go into the theaters and watch it. I don't think it's out until like,

Being able to watch it at home until May 11th. So you're going to have to wait a while, but I definitely think you need to go watch it in the theater.

I'll see if I ever watch it. Yeah. And hot take. I know like the shitty movie theaters are for the most part in the malls. Like I've never seen one of the really good movie theaters in the malls. They're always like the older ones, not recliner or whatever. You can't get food. But I like them better because you can go to the Cheesecake Factory. Like my new thing is Cheesecake Factory, movies. Buffalo Tenders, Caesar Salad, movie theater. Perfect combo.

That sounds fire. Yeah. What is your favorite of the week? My favorite of the week is Kacey Musgraves. My new hyper fixation at the moment is Kacey Musgraves. I was anti-women country singers. I don't know. I'm just like a misogynist. I don't know. I like never listened to girl country singers ever. I don't know why the fuck I was sleeping on this girl. Her music is so good. I had this epiphany that my favorite Noah. It's a big word. Is it?

I just would never use that in my entire life. My favorite Noah Kahn song is featuring Kacey Musgraves. And my favorite Zach Bryan song is featuring Kacey Musgraves. So I was like, I think I just like Kacey Musgraves. Like maybe that's why I like these songs. Oh my God. It's so good. I love it.

I was speaking of other movies and just like singers in general. I watched Roadhouse, which features Post Malone. Oh, he's like an actor in it. That's so weird. But very quickly, like at the very beginning of the movie. But I don't even know what what Roadhouse is. OK, the guy I'm like texting this guy and he's like, I'm watching Roadhouse. And then two seconds later, you post on your story that you were watching Roadhouse. It just came out that like two days before. I was like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. No, but it was cool to see someone like that.

Post Malone acting. Post Malone and Morgan Wallen have a song. I saw that. Is it out? I feel like it's not.

Megan Maroney just released new music. Like, everyone's releasing new music, and it's... Hozier just released new music. It's a good day. It's a good week for music people. It's really something. Let me look. I don't know who it would be under Morgan Wallen. Well, I feel like everyone and their mother would have been reposting it onto their fucking story. I know. I just... Yeah, no. It's not. Bro, Morgan Wallen with the short hair is just so bad. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Hot gossip. I think we need to get right into it with the Kate Middleton thing. Yeah. It's honestly like really sad. It is. And I feel horrible. And you know what? This just goes to show how fucking extreme people take things on social media and it like backfires. I bet you everyone that had talked about it feels guilty. It was like the title of our last episode was like one thing about Kate Middleton and like she's cancer. No, I know. I know.

bad yeah it is really bad and I okay so if anyone remembers my dad had colon cancer but I think she hasn't announced the cancer but I think it's colon cancer colon cancer is the number one cause of death in young people right now

Like young... Like it's just like appearing in young people. And I want to put that out there to like anyone that like is listening to this because I know there's a lot of people that listen to this and have a family member that... Actually, it's still colon cancer awareness month. Yep. March. Still is. But I just want to put it out there. Like...

My dad has stage four colon cancer, 5% chance to live or 8% chance to live five years. He beat those odds. So putting positive energy out there for not only Kate Middleton, but anyone else like listening to this because it's a fucking scary world. And I feel like I'm seeing so much colon cancer stuff right now. It's literally the number one cause of death. And like, they don't know why it's skyrocketing in young people. Cause you get colonoscopies, what, like 40, 50? Well, I have to get mine next year. Right. But I think for the most part, it's like,

40 or something like that but now it's in like such young people that i wonder how they're gonna switch that it's very scary it's very sad but yeah it's really sad yeah i know because i i saw something that she had to get abnormal or ab surgery whatever but then also has a poop bag i don't know what you call it what are the fucking um

I don't know. My dad would just call it a poop bag. Poop bag on your fucking stomach. But yeah. So that's just where my assumptions are going. It's not offensive if you call it a poop bag because your dad with cancer called it that. Yeah. Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. So you can call it whatever you want. But yeah. No, it actually is really, really fucking sad. And it was one of those like damn like we played ourselves. The internet played ourselves. Like everyone was like, she's getting a BBL, which I wonder she doesn't take me as the type to find. I'm trying to put it in my shoes. Yeah.

low-key, I think, if it was me and people, like, the things people were saying were funny, I think I would laugh. Yeah. I think, like, because I don't know if she doesn't really strike me as the type of person. I don't know her personality well enough. If I was sick in the hospital, but I think she's, like, doing okay now. Yeah, I mean, for the most part, you don't really, like, get sick from cancer. Like, okay, hear me out. This is obviously case to case, but, like, for the most part, with, like, chemo and, like, the stuff that you're doing to...

cure yourself is what's making you kind of more sick right um but i just i'm trying to put into perspective that if it was me going through something and the internet was saying like these really like funny things like i would i would laugh yeah and i would kind of enjoy the the humor yeah i mean like you said we don't know her fucking sense of humor but i would do the same thing yeah i would be like wait this is like actually kind of funny that yeah there's like laughter for the situation

Yeah, well, I mean... Yeah, sending love, that's so sad. I know, yeah. Basically, it is sending love. Before we move on to something less serious, there's one more thing that I want to talk about that actually is kind of serious that I saw this morning. Did you see that bridge that collapsed? Dude, I did see that. What the fuck? New fucking fear unlocked. First of all, that's so sad. I'm going to be going 70 miles an hour over bridges from now on. No, so sad. I can't stop thinking about the people that were involved in that.

I can't. I woke up. It was the first thing I saw on TikTok. Especially because it was a massive cargo ship. And it was a massive bridge. It was like the third longest bridge. Yeah, but I bet you the people driving saw the boat like coming. Coming. And we're like, what the fuck? And we're like...

unless you're just like someone blaring music really not paying attention but like you had to have seen that ship like coming right at the bridge and like their lights were going out yeah oh my god no really really sad really really scary i can't stop thinking about it i thought when i first saw the clip i thought it was like ai or like an action like it didn't look i was like there's no way the clips that i've seen are really fucking far away it's like a blur you can't really see it i was like there's no way that happened i know it was so catastrophic that i was like

What is this fake? Like, that didn't happen. I know. No way that that happened. Dude, I'm not going to lie. A lot of the stuff that I have to talk about is a little bit like... What do you mean? What the fuck does that mean? Okay, well, like, not sad, but like... Serious? Yeah, serious. So this is not hot gossip. This is sad news. No, okay. Well, I don't know. It depends how you take this next one. You've probably seen it. But Hallie, New York City influencer, getting fucking punched in the face. Okay, also, that's happened to, like, so...

so many people no like 13 like there's a lot yeah like this one girl said she saw 13 videos this this girl posted one in the week before and people were like you're making fun of her she's like no i posted this first like people thought she was mocking yeah no i saw that on their free page that shit with hallie is insane i love her though because the fact that she just opens up her fucking phone and starts recording like that's something i would do in a moment like that like but the bump on her

I know. No. It did go down quickly. Yeah, but it was huge. She posted like seven or eight TikToks within 12 hours and the bump was like almost gone. It's so wild because the way men don't have to fear this. I know. It's so weird that men live in a world where they are not scared to walk. I know. It's crazy.

Especially in broad daylight. Yeah. Like, the guy was genuinely just so fucking pissed off that she was walking and looking at her phone on the side of the road. Like, she wasn't doing anything to cause harm to anyone. She was just walking, holding her phone and not paying attention. And this man was walking his dog and got pissed about it and socked her in the face. Even if she was doing something slightly wrong, I don't know what she would have to do for a grown man to deck her in the face. I know. I don't know.

No, it's really scary. And every time I was talking to this guy, like explaining that I'm terrified to walk the sidewalk because to like go to this place, I have to park like a block away. Yeah. Oh my God. I was like, it's terrifying to walk that block. Like I'm so scared. He's like, why? I'm like, you just don't get it, but it's actually terrifying. I always forget. Like I kind of blocked this out of my memory, but I have gotten punched in the face by a man, a random man on the side of the road. A random man? Yeah. Have I ever told you this story in college? No.

Yes, I think so. So for anyone that hasn't heard this story, I was at a Boston College football game and it was after the game. We were on the side of the road at a pizza shop. One of my girlfriends was hammered and just needed to sit down because she was probably going to throw up. So I placed her on the side of the road, went inside to get pizza, come back out. This man starts yelling at me for leaving my friend on the side of the road. And I'm like, bro, like I know my friends like.

right there like I know she's not going to do anything like she's fine this man starts to get in an argument with me and then just socks me in the face and runs away like full on sprints away I fell to the ground and then my guy friends sprinted after him and then couldn't find him and came back to me and then

the cops came and the ambulance came. The ambulance were like, Oh, get in the car. And I'm like, no, not paying that. Like whatever fucking $2,000 fee for getting in that ambulance. I'm okay. Didn't tell my dad. Cause I was too scared to tell my dad. Cause I felt like if I told my dad, he probably would have gone to the police, like made sure he found that man. I was like, let's just move on from this. But it was fucking scary. That is terrifying. I know. I've never been punched in the face. I was convinced I had a, um, can,

concussion too but i also didn't want to tell anyone because i was in the middle of my field hockey season and if i went to the hospital in that ambulance i probably wouldn't have been able to play i just had like a lot on my plate so i was like i am not telling a soul that this happened so i'm like terrified of men on the street like we just said like any man i don't care what you look like what you're wearing like i assume you're gonna kill me if you are of the male species and i'm at this light and there's a guy with like with a sign asking for money he starts walking up to my car

So obviously I panic because I'm sorry, a man is approaching me like immediately. I'm like, how do I survive? And then I feel like an asshole because all he did was look at me and then point to the sign behind him that said how to have a blessed day and then made a heart with his hands and kept walking. And I was like, I literally just assume every man is going to kill me. All he was doing was telling me to have a blessed day. But look, if you approach me and you're a man, like,

I'm on alert. And again, it could be anyone. It doesn't matter what you're wearing, who you are. I think you're going to kill me. Yep. At all times. But not going to lie, I low-key think that I could...

hold my own in a fight with man i know it's like i know i would not be able to but like in my mind i just think i could depend on what they had i'd be like i'd beat your ass see it depends what they have because like i don't assume they're just gonna beat me up i assume they have a weapon or they're gonna like kidnap me yeah but if it was bare hands like i would be like i'm gonna i'm gonna beat your ass like okay someone just posted in old from ultra that there's this girl missing

In Ultra? Like she was in Miami for Ultra. She's 27. She never went to her Airbnb before checkout to get her stuff and she missed her flight. And like she never got on the plane and she's missing and no one's heard from her. It's so fucking scary. It is. It's scary. I feel like I don't really want to talk about all this stuff though. Okay. Not gonna lie. Yeah, let's change directions. Fuck, I can't even change directions.

third one wait whoops the third one yeah quite on set wait let me see quite on set oh sorry i was reading the third one down here this is just like all okay yeah yeah quite on set

Do we want to talk about this right now? Because we've been so dark. I didn't watch it. Maybe let's wait until next week then. Well, I read Jeanette McCurdy's book, which talks about so much of this. But, I mean, it's just fucked up. I don't know what else to say other than these people are fucking disgusting. Didn't we talk about it last week? I don't know. I can't remember. I think we did. I didn't watch the whole thing all by last week. I just finished it. Yeah, well...

If you liked it, not liked it, obviously it's like a dark thing. It's like, oh, I enjoyed the topic. But if you found it interesting and want to learn more, just like read Jeanette McCurdy's book. I'm telling y'all that was one of my favorite books of last year. It was really sad though. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. You guys know I am a big spokesperson for therapy and specifically online therapy. I do online therapy every other week and it has been life-changing. It teaches you so much about yourself. A lot of us spend our lives wishing we had more time.

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Visit BetterHelp.com slash one thing today to get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash one thing, O-N-E-T-H-I-N-G. All right, let's get into The Bachelor. Let's talk love. The final rose. The longest dragged out episode in all of history. No, seriously, I'm sick of it being, well, not sick of it because this is the first season I've watched in years. But why does it need to be three hours? The whole beginning can be cut out. Yeah, or at least turn it into two.

Like I don't care if I have to wait another week. I just didn't like having to sit there for that long. Because especially I felt like there were quite a few things that they missed. And I'm like, I want to talk about that. Like I want to talk about the fantasy suites. Why was that never brought up? They never really bring it up. But like why? I feel like the girls... So like they never say who hooked up or not. It's only if it happens to come out like organically when they're talking in the seat. Like they never ask that. Well, I feel like organically it should have been brought up between like

Like, on the dates, I feel like. No, they don't ask that. Like, I would. Oh, they normally don't. Ugh. I wanted to know the tea so bad. Because then it's like, he's not going to air out another girl's sexual behavior to someone else. Mm-hmm. You know? I guess. Like...

If Daisy was like, did you fuck Kelsey? Like, okay, now you're telling the whole world that Kelsey fucked you. Like, that's her business. Why are you putting her on blast on TV? Yeah. I just feel like I've seen it come out quite a bit. It's only when it naturally comes out. Like, Clayton, like, said I was intimate with all of them. He just said that. Yeah. Like, okay. And then Hannah Brown. Like, weird flex, bro. Hannah Brown that came up because that one guy. Sometimes there's that person that's like, if you've been with anyone else, like, I'm leaving. Mm-hmm. And, like, then she had to be like, yeah, I did. I fucked him four times. Yeah. Like,

It's only if someone really says something. But it'd be weird for Jesse Palmer to be like, Kelsey, did you have sex with him? I mean, I would like the drama, but it'd be weird. Yeah, stir the pot a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like first base, second base, how big is this dick? Yeah. So let's kind of start from the very beginning though because I just felt like those one-on-one dates...

were crazy. It was heart-wrenching. Yeah, like, just starting there, Daisy's date, the fucking weird cave with the man that they clearly had no idea what he was saying, unless there was, like, a translator there that would then repeat it after, but I'm like... And then making wishes, saying them out loud, I was like, bro, you're literally, like, asking for these wishes not to come true. I've never in my life said a wish out loud. I...

I like honestly have no words. It was so heartbreaking. It was so awkward. I was sitting on the couch. What did he say? He was like, I wish us happiness whether like, like whether we're together or not. Like I wish the best for both of us whether we're together or not. And she was like, so it's not. He just kept saying things that were like, it's going to be okay. Yeah.

If it's not us. Yeah. Which in the moment was heartbreaking for her to hear, but I do think that was the right thing for him to say because. Oh, a hundred percent. Because it let her go the right way. Like he, it would, I would rather him say that. You don't like, I love you so much. Like he was hinting. Cause obviously the producers wouldn't let him be like, Daisy, it's not you go home. Yeah. But I think he planted the right seed. So that way she was maximizing,

mentally prepared. I mean, yeah, he looks like a douchebag in those moments. It's like, what the fuck? Why are you saying that to her? Like, that's rude. That's fucked up. But at the end when like she ended up just dumping him, it's like, okay, it made sense that he did that. I respect that he did that even though he looks like a fucking douchebag. Yeah, but like she knew she knew it was coming. It would I would much rather leave the way she left knowing that it's not you then getting ready thinking that you're going to be proposed to.

And finding out right then and there that it's not you. Yeah. Like, I would much rather go the way that she left. But her date was so... Like, it was so uncomfortable. I... Dude, when she was, like, hunched over, like, upset after he said that. And he was like, give me a sweaty hug. No. And they hugged. I was like, oh, I'm so uncomfortable right now. And also, like, it's so unfair. The same thing happened with Fantasy Suites, where they had romantic dates. And Rachel had to jump in a nasty pond. Same shit happened where Daisy had to sit in a cave. Yeah.

And Kelsey got naked couples massage. Yeah. Like, come on, bro. Like, that is so unfair. They need to level out the playing field. Because the scene of Daisy sitting in the pool being like, I'm, you know, so upset. Like, it's not me. I don't know what to think. And then it cut to Kelsey oiling up Joey. I was like, oh, God.

Poor fucking girl. Like, that's what, can you like, like actually imagine you're seeing him at like, you think you're going to get engaged and he's getting like oiled up by some other chick. Yeah. It kind of got neutraled out though. After seeing then the next clips of them going one-on-one to the family, Daisy had an amazing interaction with the family. But then when Kelsey was with the family, I felt so uncomfortable the entire time.

I think that was on his... Also, weren't the dates after the family? The family was first. Oh, was it? I thought... Yeah, the family was first. Okay, whatever it was. Whatever, it doesn't matter. But it got like equaled out because I was like, I was uncomfortable for both of them like in different situations. I think it was uncomfortable all...

on the family's part. Dude, 100%. Like, why was Kelsey's or Joey's mom asking Kelsey, are you prepared to get heartbroken? Are you prepared to know that it may not be you? Like, bitch, why is that any of your business? She was talking about charity. Yeah. Like, what, like, why are you asking her questions of like, what's your timeline with marriage? How many kids do you want to have? Like, where do you see yourself going?

Like, where do you guys want to live after this? Like, ask future realistic questions as if she's the one. Also, I know the producers tell them what questions to ask. You know, I know that. But it bothers me that they can't just, like, get to know them. Yeah. Like, I'm sorry. Where'd she grow up? What's her favorite color? Does she play sports? Like, what's her hobbies? Like, you don't... I just don't... You can't just get to know her? Like, does she have any siblings? It's just like, are you ready for marriage? I've never brought someone to meet my family.

And my parents just say like, what are your intentions? Are you prepared? Yeah. If this doesn't work out? No, it's like nice to meet you. I know. Like, where are you from? Or even with the siblings. What do you do for work? They don't even ask like, what do you do for work? Yeah. Like my siblings sitting with my boyfriend, my brothers would never be like, so do you love Sam?

Do you see your future with Sam? Like, okay. If my brother sat down one-on-one with a guy I'm dating, which was like never happened, they would sit down. He'd say, what's up, bro? Do you like hockey? Yeah. That's what my brother would say. He would say, do you like hockey? What kind of music are you? My dad would be like, that's what my brother would say. Yeah. My dad would be like, so when are you giving me grandkids? That's true. My mom would probably just be like,

Oh my God, you're so handsome. Like just like hyping him up. I'm like, mom, chill. I don't know what my sisters would say. And I don't know what my parents would say. I don't know.

Yeah, it's not a situation that I ever find myself having to be in. No. His parent, it was really awkward, but, like, I gotta just, you know, benefit of the doubt. Like, I know the producers tell them what to say, but for the love of God. You gotta fucking chill with that, though. It's bad. And I'm sorry, Bachelor and Bachelorette 101, when the parent asks you, are you, you know, if he asks you to marry him tomorrow, would you be ready? Yeah.

You can't say, I think. I know. What? She definitely, that's what I said in that very moment. I was like, the producers definitely told her to say that because are you fucking dumb for even saying that? Or she was just nervous and like, that's just what came out. I think. I think I'm ready. You can't say, I think so. You are on The Bachelor. You have to be ready. Yeah, like, you can't say, I think so. Like, you can't say that. Because I can see, like, she just wasn't thinking of her words and it just like, came out. But you can't say that. Like, I don't care. Yeah.

That is literally in the rule book. You can't say, I think so. I know. Like you're playing to win. Sorry. That was an audition. I was telling our friend, I'm like, it's a job interview. Yeah. And you better do good. Yeah. I think you gotta, you gotta act like you love the job. It's your dream job. It's literally a job interview. If they were like, if we offered to do the job tomorrow, like, are you ready to be here? If you were like, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. No. Um, but overall, what, what, okay. So I didn't really like,

The way that, obviously, they promoted the ending with him walking off. I think it was so dramatic. Yeah, yeah. Like, there was nothing where I was like, oh, my God, I can't believe that happens. Like, this is Bachelor in a Nation history. Them in the car was, I can't believe that happened. Not really, though. I think it was. Like, I was like, no fucking way. Like, that...

But it didn't do any, like it didn't affect anyone. No, no. But I just thought it was like, like Joey never found out. I thought it was just like a good, like. It would have been iconic if they walked out together. No, but then she would have ruined her engagement. Kelsey was getting engaged. Yeah, I guess. But either way, I just like, I feel like it didn't really affect anyone. Yeah. I liked it though. I liked the ending. I mean, the thing is I knew that the walking off was going to be exaggerated. Like they do that every fucking season. Yeah. I was like. Every season it's like.

so hyped up so you like watch it i know but i was i really liked how it ended honestly like i i've liked i've liked him and kelsey since the vespa ride i thought that that was a i thought that was like the best one-on-one date and then after it like went downhill on like their other dates but i really thought they had a good date on the scooters um i just feel like her them riding in the car together ruins the proposal i don't think so but like now she knows it's her

like she yeah they already knew that though not really though if daisy never went to her she probably still would have been like 50 50 on it like i don't know but i think that's why daisy just wanted like almost to make it like take away the anxiety like you know it's you like go get engaged like she doesn't have to sit there wondering like i feel like that's a part of the experience though yeah but i think at that point like the experience is over and like you don't need anxiety like this is your man and you're gonna get engaged and get married like enjoy your moment

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I would have rather not known. Not known? Yeah. Because, like, think about it. When you're getting engaged to, like, in general, in real life, for the most part, I mean, I feel like I'm gonna know because I'm so, like... I know my boyfriend's every waking move, but, like, it's a surprise on, like, where it's happening. But it's not a surprise if it's gonna be someone else. No, I know. But still, like, there's at least a little bit of a surprise to it, and she had no surprise. Like, she knew what she was walking down the aisle to. Yeah, but...

I don't know. I feel like if they both kind of knew, like, I think they went out, like, strong with dignity. I was a fan of the ending. Would you, if you got proposed to on The Bachelor, would you redo it somewhere just solely for, like, the photos and, like, the memory? I feel like I would. I mean, I'd do engagement photos. Yeah, I guess that, too. See, I don't fucking know how this shit works. So, like, you get proposed and, like, you have a photographer there, but then you do engagement photos. Yeah. Where you do a whole photo shoot. Okay, yeah. Yeah, don't worry. I'll plan your...

your wedding stuff for you yeah i'll text your boyfriend today and set it up 100 no 100 i was literally talking to him about this the other day and i convinced him to do it sooner don't worry i'll text him after this and i'll send him some i'll just i'm just gonna text him like a link to a pinterest board and he's gonna be like what the fuck i'm just i'm just

I'm just putting it out there just, you know, just in case you needed, just in case you need any help. I'm always here. I made a mood board.

let me know let me know if there's a day i should ask her to get her nails done with me like let you know yeah just keep me in the loop let me know let me know let me know what to do let me know when i should tell her family to fly down yeah yeah yeah like do you need her dad's number do you have it oh that'd be great no i'm literally just gonna send him a pinterest warning he's gonna be like what the fuck and be like what you i feel like this is important i'm

I'm going to be like, so I was taking a look at her like hand shape. I think like an emerald. He's like, what the fuck? Oh, I've actually been like thinking about rings now. Oh. I want a two-tone ring. Do you? Yeah. I don't want it to be just gold or just silver because I was thinking about it. Because right now it's trending on TikTok of like...

I don't know what the audio is. It's like when he gets me a silver ring and then the girls are showing all the gold that they're wearing. Oh yeah, then like your boyfriend hates you. And it's like, I'm not that girl. Like, I'm not that girl is the audio or something. But anyway, I was thinking about it. I'm like, in the winter, I like to wear silver. Like, I don't wear gold really in the winter. So I'm like, two-tone, two-tone ring. I'll never take it off.

yeah i want a gold ring yeah and then if i get a and then my wedding band i don't know but i want a gold ring have you heard all the talk that's like why does a girl walk around like she's claimed when you're engaged but a man wears nothing i saw that yeah you're gonna get him a ring yeah my dad has a ring a wedding band but not an engagement ring oh with a diamond on it no no no it would look like a wedding but basically the premise is like a girl walks around claimed

And a man doesn't. Well, what's the difference between a wedding band and an engagement ring? So like when you get married, you have an engagement ring. Like you'll have an engagement ring and then a wedding band. You have two rings. Yeah. You wear two rings. A man never gets an engagement ring. They just get a wedding band. So it's like, do you get them like a different ring to wear until you get married? Like it's basically the premise of like they get to walk around looking single and you look cuff. Until you're married? I guess. Like where your man should look like he's on lock too. Yeah.

I'm not too worried. Yeah, no one's coming after him. That's like some type of insecurity type shit if you're fucking worried about that. Brown and Chicken Fry posted a video about that. I guess. This guy said it's because girls are cheap and they don't want to buy their boyfriend something. I said, I think it's more so because your man doesn't want jewelry. That and also I just feel like if he's putting a ring on your finger like...

for the most part i'm like i think he wants you yeah like he paid for that like he paid for that and i know there are shitty men out there so i can't speak on every fucking man out there but no yeah man will buy you a ring have a kid with you and cheat on you yeah but from what i see with my boyfriend i don't think i need to fucking lock it down with a ring if your boyfriend ever cheated on you i'd push him off my balcony yeah me too

I don't know like what I would do to him. It's one of those things. Oh, I don't even know if we could talk about this. I saw a TikTok about this. I think I saw a TikTok about this. If not, I just made it up in my head. No, I don't know. Like how with your best friends, like boyfriend, you kind of always like, you can't like them too much. Like, I feel like there's always this guard up of like, I kind of hate you a little bit. Cause I'm just like prepared that one day I might have to hate your guts. Yeah. Like,

There's just always going to be... I'm never going to like you so much where you're my good friend because I just need to... I'm on edge. I need to be prepared that one day you're going to be a piece of shit or something and I need to keep my guard up. Yeah, no, I agree with that. I need to keep my guard up. Just in case I have to kill you. I can't have emotions involved. Yeah. One thing that my dad would always say with any of my boyfriends when I would first bring them home or get them to know my dad, he'd be like,

I got a boat. You want to go fishing one day? The faces on every single one of my boyfriends, every time that they would say that would just sink like dead. They're like, uh, cause like, obviously, you know, like my dad's kind of threatening you with that. My dad would just tell me how, like, if anything ever happened, like we have a lot of cop friends and he could probably disappear and no one would. Yeah. Yep. And we could just, you know, have it go under the table. Yeah.

because our neighbors are cops and stuff. So I wish my brothers would be a little bit more protective though. My brothers are just like, Oh yo, you want to go play around a golf?

oh i can't wait yeah oh he plays golf he's sick yeah didn't know you'd show like that why can't my brothers be like fucking touch my sister or disrespect her i'm gonna fucking yeah my brother doesn't think that either maybe he does i don't know he's gotten softer since he has a girlfriend like with my two exes my brothers instantly became best friends with them and then we broke up and they were still hanging out i'm like that's my ex you can't hang out with him well he's my friend i'm like no no that's not how it works like yeah you're my brother so shitty i know

Anyways, I don't think I have anything else. We don't really have any other... I was just really ready to talk about The Bachelor and Kate Middleton. Oh, okay. Actually, this is such a lie. We got to keep talking about The Bachelor. We didn't even finish that. Oh, The Bachelorette. Yeah. So, The Bachelorette. I will like... Did you see the guys that they picked? Oh, they're brutal. So bad. I was like... They're brutal. There's like a few select few on there that I'm like, okay, potential, potential, but...

I'm sorry. Stop trying to normalize. This is with every TV show with Love Islands and whatever. Stop trying to normalize just like people on there. I need it to be the sexiest fucking people you've ever seen in your life. I need to watch hot people on the TV. I watch these shows because I like watching hot people. I want it to be so unrealistic and I want to dream of being on that show and like fantasize it. I don't want to be relatable to it. Yeah, like I'm trying to watch hot people. And let me tell you, Joey season, hot people. Uh-huh.

like that was a cast but joey like i'm sorry like i think he's hot he is attractive but i'm just like there i i don't know i think he's hot but normal hot not like brad pitt hot he's kind of quirky oh yeah he's definitely cringe ball but to be fair like the things they make you film and say like it sets you up to be so cringe yeah um but he had a studded like hot season bring out the hot people

Yeah, I want like sexy ass people. Yeah, like I want to watch The Bachelorette to watch hot men. I know. I don't want to be like, oh, it's kind of ugly. Yeah, me too. And she's hot. Like, why are we doing her like this? I didn't realize how short she was. Yeah, she's tiny. So short. But yeah, she's really hot and like out of these guys leagues. Agreed. Which is unfortunate for her. It's going to be very easy for her to figure it out on like who she wants. I always say that if I was on The Bachelor, I would know my top two the first day. 100%.

Like, put 30 men in a room, I could pick one. Because you go on one date with a guy, you either want to continue on with them or not. Like, as a girl. Like, literally... Like, the amount of first dates I've gone on and they did not conclude to a second date. Like, I don't know. Yeah. I think with 30 people, I could pick a guy instantly. Me too. The, um...

Yeah, but the guy, so the guys, how many guys do they do? Like 30? 30. 30 of them? Damn, that's crazy. And I feel like, how old is she? That's such a good question. I have no idea. But I feel like the guys that they were choosing were quite old. Let me see. I don't know how old she is, but. Let me do a Google search. Jen Bachelorette. Jen Bachelor H.

Uh, she's 25. Oh my god, and she's from Miami. Dude, some of the guys were in like their mid-30s. I was like, whoa, why are these guys so old? But like they physically looked old. Because I was going to say like if I'm 25, I'd go for a guy in my mid-30s, in their mid-30s. They're just physically old looking. Yeah. But um, hot take right now, the Golden Bachelor...

women are so cringe. So fucking cringe. They've overplayed it. I don't know how... Listen, they signed their life away to ABC. Yeah, like, I am sorry, but I'm sick of seeing them plastered all over the regular show. All over. Like, giving advice, like, sorry, hate to say it, but you're in your 60s and you're still single. Why are... I'm sorry, I hate to say it, but like... A lot of their husbands died. All of them? A lot of them. Okay, well then...

In that case scenario, then I understand that they can give advice. But like, if you got like a divorce and like you're struggling to find, like, I don't know. Either way, I'm probably being a fucking bitch right now. But either way, a 65 year old woman's advice on dating and a 25 year old woman's advice on dating. What if I was like, go talk to him about having babies one day. Like what? Yeah.

How to lose a guy immediately. Like, don't listen to these. Like, if anything, I'm going to like the only person that's way older than me that I'm going to listen to for advice is my mom. My mom knows me. And I'm sorry. Even then, I don't go to my mom for boy advice. I don't.

I don't. Like, if I were to go to my mom and I'm like struggling in my, like I would, some people are very close with their parents, but me personally, if I'm in a fight with my boyfriend or I'm struggling with my relationship with my boyfriend, I'm not going to go to my mom. Be like, mom, mom, I'm just going to fight with my boyfriend about like,

Fucking I don't even know but I'll go to my mom about stupid Stupid fights with a boyfriend if that makes sense like when you're bickering over something small if I was like in in my house with my family I'd be like mom like aren't I right like if it's something stupid. Oh, yeah, 100% Yeah, like but I would never be like he went out last night and like didn't Call me. Yeah, he was out till three in the morning mom Like well, then you're setting it up like now your parents might hate him. Yeah, can't be doing that. I know

Exactly. So, I don't know. The Golden Bachelor, I just think it's fucking cringe and I hope they don't do another season of it, honestly. See, I really liked the Golden Bachelor, but I don't... Keep it fully separated, then. That's what I'm saying. I didn't know that we were going to have them back every fucking episode. Yeah. And, like, the way they are on camera, they're, like, smiling. Like, it's just... Listen, I liked the Golden Bachelor because I was like, wait, I like this because it doesn't feel like people...

like wanting social media clout. Like I would say a lot of them, like husbands died. Like it was really, really wholesome. Dude. Now they're two of them are starting a podcast. Oh my God. Yeah. Like I'm like, wait, wait, wait. I thought we were doing something wholesome. Now you all want to be influencers. I know. No, they need to like move on. And, um, I like, lastly, I just don't like also toward the end when, um, Jen was announced as the bachelorette.

Everyone goes on stage, but also the Golden Bachelor women are on stage, like, hugging her. I'm just like, I'm sorry, but, like, this is the moment for, like, her and her friends. Like, you're a 65-year-old woman. Her own fucking parents didn't run up on stage. Like, back off. No, I think they signed their life away. Yeah. They signed a contract that said...

every single episode of the bachelor and bachelorette from here on out dude they're gonna start they're gonna show up on bachelor in paradise like i'm not even kidding they're gonna be all the young ones are gonna be on bachelor in paradise then all of a sudden the golden bachelor attendees are gonna show up to be mingling they're gonna be like the bartenders oh no that would be a jump scare you know like the bartender like um he was actually making the drinks

Yeah. Well, like, it's kind of just like a bit, but like he is actually making the drinks. That was more just like, oh, no, he was there as like a character. I kind of actually made drinks. Anyways. Yeah. I like the finale. Also, people thought Rachel was talking shit because they were like, I saw that. But all she said was, it's not Daisy. She was confused. Yeah. Because she knew it was Jen. So when Daisy came out, she was like, it's not Daisy. Yeah. It was bad timing. Like the camera panned to her as she was doing that. But she wasn't talking shit. She was confused. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, people are like, she was talking shit. No, she wasn't. But she does have RBF, though. Every time they panned her, she looked angry. She did. I was like, I feel you, queen, but cheer up, buttercup. Really? Because you're going to get toasted on social media. But that's all I really have from The Bachelor. Same. We've been talking for so long. I know we have. Let's get into our weekend recap. Let me go over to my photos. That's what I do for my Bachelor recap. My weekend recap is I go over to my photos. Okay.

I don't take notes anymore. I actually had a great weekend, but I didn't want to take a lot of photos. Now that I'm looking. Friday, I just went to see Dune and went to Cheesecake. Bro, I'm about to get my period, and I'm not even kidding. My body is so sensitive to everything that I'm eating. Me too. Eating, drinking, everything. My body just fucking... My digestion on my period is... So bad. I don't have my period yet, and I'm hoping I do get it soon. Me neither. Because I can feel it. You know when you feel the...

Like it was just a massive like blood clot forming in your stomach. My uterus is five times its size. Yeah. We're in our same era right now. Yeah. My digestion sucks. I'm puffy. My uterus is huge. Yeah. And I even was saying this to you like a few, like what was the last week or whatever, but like sex hurts. Yeah. And I don't feel like I usually ever feel like that.

Like having sex before my period or even on my period, sex never hurts hearts. But like this time around, I'm like, I can just feel my fucking, oh, it hurts so bad. No, my uterus is five times the size. It needs to bleed immediately to lose it. My Friday was so wild. Yeah, it was. I got, me and my friends went to get cocktails. We're like, we're going to keep it chill.

uh we didn't at all obviously duh um it was so fun like the vibes were just the vibes were just going the vibes were flowing and to be fair we're at one of these bars and then two of my friends are like leaving i thought they were going home so i'm like i'm gonna go with them i was like making a good decision i'm like i'm gonna go with them we get outside the bar they're like so we're gonna go to cats and then probably key bar and i go wait wait wait wait

I thought you were going home. And they were like, no. I was like, God damn it. And then I went with them and it's like, bitch, you could have gone home. But I thought they were going home and I was ready to go with them, but they were just switching bars. And I was like, oh, okay, that's what we're doing. We go to this one bar. Remember the guy that was a TikToker that I matched with on Hinge that literally like catfished me? Yeah. He didn't actually catfish me. It was him. He was just ugly. He was there. Oh boy. Chump scare.

I want to say every single girl that I was with had matched with him on Hinge. Like, we literally all said hi to him. Like, when he was like, hi, and then I was like, wait, you matched with him on Hinge? It was... Ugh. Like, all of us were like, yeah, I matched with that guy on Hinge. I was like, damn you for the whole squad. Damn. For the whole squad. It's crazy how small fucking Austin is. Yeah. But we got so much free alcohol because I don't fucking know. Like, this guy at Key Bar, like, brought champagne, like, was bringing shots every five seconds. Like, free alcohol, free alcohol, free alcohol. I see this guy in a cowboy hat.

I obviously can't be stopped. And I have so much balls after like one sip of alcohol. I was like, ha, that guy's wearing a cowboy hat, like cute cowboy. I'm going to go talk to him, obviously. So I literally just go talk to him. I, he was like 30 and he was like, what the fuck? You're 23 year baby. I'm like, I'm literally not. I'm,

so cool like what do you mean um and i just like literally hung out with this random fucking man and i'll never see him again but he was really cool um rest in peace to that he was visiting with the bachelor party but yeah i saw a guy in a cowboy hat and literally had to speak to him and then i drunk called well first of all i texted every single man in my phone like i texted three people like like what are you doing tonight like a fucking idiot and

Then I drunk called this guy at 2 in the morning. So I woke up with the worst anxiety because I was like, fuck. I was like, what the fuck? God damn it. So I text him and I'm like, can you just summarize what I said last night in the least embarrassing way possible? I was like, my anxiety is so bad that he's feeding into my anxiety. He's like, I can't. It's too much to text. Feeding into it. And I was like,

So I called my friends. It was one of those mornings where you wake up and you're like, does everyone hate me? They were like, no, you're fine. You didn't even do anything. And he's feeding into it, feeding into it, feeding into it. And finally he was like, no, you literally didn't say anything. He was like, you were drunk, but it was fine. And I was like, oh, okay. You were freaking me out. I wonder if you were slurring your words. Listen, all I know is I don't know how the fuck I got home, but I did. And

Listen, it was fun. Vibes were high. You gotta keep like fucking pepper spray with you or some shit. No, I know. I need to order some. But vibes were really high. That's all I gotta say. It was fun. Yeah. I went to bed...

So fucking early when I got home. It was nice. Honestly, the whole weekend was like that. And then Saturday, it just hasn't been like the nicest weather here in Austin. It's like 70s, but all of last week it was either raining or very cloudy. So I knew I was like, I want to sit outside because it's nice, but it's not sunny, but I don't want to go next to a pool. So I invited two of my girlfriends over just to kind of chill at my house because I haven't utilized just...

sitting in my back patio thing and then we ended up going to get lunch and came back I have like this massive fucking bag of PR that I have gotten over the last few weeks and I let them go through all of it I was like take this shit from my house thank you it's makeup shampoo conditioner like literally anything you can possibly think of and they walked out with literally grocery bags I was like perfect bet um and then from there we just went to dinner and

And there was like... It was funny how it worked out. So one of our friend's boyfriend... We were all going to get drinks together, but one of our friend's boyfriend wanted to take his girlfriend and two of the friends to get dinner before drinks. And then they were going to meet up with us after. And so I just made a reservation for drinks because...

Here in Austin, you can't just show up somewhere even if you're just getting drinks and it's a big group of you. You have to make a reservation. So I made a reservation at one of the three places that you could possibly make a reservation at. And it was ironically the same place. Oh, that was like an accident? Yeah. Well, technically not because they were going to come after anyway. But the same place was an accident? Yes. That's funny. But they were going to come after anyway. So it just worked out that they were...

two tables down from us and then just like moves their way over to us but yeah we were there for a while we're there for like three hours and at that point i was kind of getting like itchy to like leave i was like we've been here for way too long like and i was just like i i need to fucking go i need to roam the streets but the time we actually no but by the time we actually left because i had only two drinks some of the other people had like four three four drinks so like they were drunk but i just i wasn't i didn't

Like, I like getting drinks at expensive places, but at that point, I'm like, okay, I just spent fucking, like, set... Yeah, like, they were expensive. I was like, I spent almost, like, $70. Like, I don't need to be here any longer. Like, I'd rather, girl math, spread out where I'm getting the drinks, because in my brain, it's cheaper that way, rather than sitting at one specific spot and getting a bunch of drinks. So...

I was like I need to go And then at that point An hour had gone by Of getting the check So I was like I just I know I'm not gonna stay long tonight Like I just know That's not gonna happen And then we ended up Maneuvering our way Over to East Yeah east Went to Lucky Duck Had a good time

Had a great time there. A guy bought all of us girls shots because the boys weren't there yet. So I was like, bet I'm taking up this opportunity, free shot. But then I took that shot and then I got an espresso martini and I just realized in that moment, I was like, I'm going to go home after this drink. Like, I'm not going to tell anyone, but I'm going home. Classic. But it was so, like, it was so fun, but I was just happy that I got home by like 1130. Yeah, that's going to be my vibe this weekend. On Saturday, I had plans with...

my friends from dance um to do a powerpoint night which we had like planned for so long like we'll literally text and it's like what weekend are we all free and then it takes like a few weeks so like that day on our calendar has been marked to hang out like so far in advance because it's so hard to like get people just like when you're all adults it's so hard to pick a day i know so it's like we should do this and then we're like week by week and it's like a month later okay next month on this fucking day we're gonna do it so

We did a PowerPoint night. And that day when I woke up, I, like, called one of my friends. I'm like, fuck, I have to make a PowerPoint. Like, what do I do? And she was like, just do it on, like, all the stupid things you did yesterday. I was like, wait, that's genius. It was actually so funny. And a PowerPoint night, like, these trended so long ago. They're so funny. We were...

I was in tears. Like they were so funny. We all did the most random shit. It was, it took forever to, it took like three hours to do five of them took forever. Um,

And then one of our friends knew... Because they're my dance friends, so they know other dancers. She knew this girl that was performing in a burlesque show. So she was like, wait, we should go to this. And it started at 11. It's so late. So we go to this bar to watch this burlesque show. And I had never been to a burlesque show. That shit was crazy. I've also never been to a strip club. It wasn't a strip club. It was just a bar, but...

And those girls were getting naked. And it was fun. It was fun to watch. They were really good dancers. But I was like, I just had never been to one. And I didn't know the level. I know burlesque is sexy, but I didn't know the level of clothes off you get when you do burlesque. But it was fun to watch. It was funny. It was a good little time. But then I got home.

so late because it didn't start till 11 but i didn't drink at all on saturday i was sober sally but i cannot recommend like a powerpoint night enough it was so fucking funny

It was hilarious. Love a good theme tonight. No, it was so funny. And also the burlesque show. We were all like, wait, I want to do this so bad. I'd have to be so drunk and it'd have to be somehow anonymous. But it looked so fun. I was like, I want to dance around in lingerie. This looks like the funnest thing fucking ever. They were literally down. Toward the end. Because they would kind of slowly...

Like they would start like with more clothes on and they're just going to like dance and like be stupid. It was fun. They were funny too. But like they would literally get down to like pasties and a thong. Damn. Yeah. I was like, I was like, what the fuck? Oh my God. Speaking of like pasties and a thong, I did not realize how amazing strapless sticky bras are. They make your boobs look so big. Like I just thought, oh, I'm going to use sticky bras as like...

Something to cover my nipples. But the ones that have like the little clip in the middle that like push your boobs together. I need to buy more of them. I'm going to wear them. I need one. I had one, but it didn't get tight enough. Oh, dude. Like you need to get one because they, in the most unexpected way, make your boobs look triple the size.

It was great. I need to get one that like fit. The one I had like didn't fit me good enough. Like it didn't get tighter. Yeah. I also need to get like one of those like skim nude things because I have quite a few dresses that I've realized that are see-through. And I need something to like cover my body so I can wear the dress. But... How was your Sunday? What did you do? Sunday was just a productive Sunday. Sunday was like get shit together Sunday. I'm gonna use your bathroom and pee. Enjoy. Um...

Sunday was like build a table. What else did I do? Oh, I went to Target and had like a big Target run that I had to do for random ass shit. Like a sponge holder, a utensil holder, command hooks. Like, I don't know. Like all this random crap I had to get at Target. But I was just trying to be really, really like productive on Sunday and get random stuff done in my apartment. And I did. I think I did...

I think I did good. I think I got a lot of my shit together. I'm trying to think if I did anything else on Sunday. Let me check my phone. I don't think I did. No, I literally just like organized my whole... I thought it was going to block the door, but it didn't. Yeah, I literally was just trying to be like productive my whole Sunday. I was so tired because Friday I didn't go to bed till late. And then Saturday, even though I didn't drink because that show started so late, I didn't go to bed till late. But yeah, that's...

That's how I spent my Sunday was just errands and organizing. Yeah, mine was actually pretty eventful. I've been trying to get mac and cheese to like be out. Oh, little fucker. Just out of the house. So I knew our new thing is every Saturday we eat frozen food for dinner. And the target... Saturday or Sunday? Sunday, sorry. Did I say Saturday? Yeah. So Sunday, frozen food, like...

that's just what we've been doing the target frozen chicken strips so good that sounds fire best chicken strips i've ever had it's the good and good and gathered like target brand and we paired it with some sweet potato tater tots but we realized we're like okay well if we're gonna eat like shit tonight like we got to eat healthy right now for lunch so we went to sweet greens in

in Mueller. And Mueller also has a farmer's market on Sundays. So went to Sweet Greens, got a salad, which that salad order that I got, perfection. When you say we, you mean you and your boyfriend? Yeah, me and my boyfriend. Sorry. And then I got the salads, walked around the farmer's market, kind of upset because I really was going with the goal of getting like a sweet treat after going to the little pastry section. Everything's not sold out, but

Kind of sold out like the good stuff sold out all the pastries were like smushed Like you could tell it was like they package up like them maybe in like a basket or a bin And then they were putting out the older ones or just the bottom of the barrel ones that were smushed I'm, like who wants this flat croissant? That's sad. Yeah, I was like i'm not getting that so walked around a little bit went home and then we watched so much tv

Like an absurd amount of TV, but I'm obsessed with the chicken strips from Target. You guys need to get them. Now I want chicken nuggets or something. Yeah. Or even next time I'll probably make a sandwich with it. Ooh, a wrap. Yeah, a wrap of some sort. Which...

Oh my god, I'm hungry. Yeah, I know. Me too. I honestly should do that next week because I'm going paddle boarding on Sunday instead. Ooh, a nice little chicken. Yeah. I'm trying not to rot on Sundays. Like, I was wholesome for the most part, but we got home around 1 after Sweet Greens in the farmer's market. And then from 1 all the way until dinner, like, we were rotting on the couch all day. So I was like, I need to be more productive. Yeah, I felt like a good mix of, like, raw and productive. I felt really productive on Sunday, but, like, it kind of took me a little bit to get going. But I felt...

Felt good on Sunday. Felt productive. Yeah. I mean, I wasn't hungover by any means, but... Yeah, I was just tired. I do think I just needed to, like, move my body. But, yeah. It definitely helps if it's fucking nice out. It was, like, raining. Yeah, if it's raining, like, you can't do much. Yeah. There's nothing. But... All right. So, this week, I don't even know if we told you guys what we're doing this week. We didn't. We're going to be doing...

Essentials for Hot Girl Spring. Essentials for Hot Girl Spring. We do this for every season. Haven't, I feel like, done it in a while. Did we do a winter one? I don't know. Maybe. I can't remember. It might have been like a while ago. Yeah, a while. Like, freaking...

October November a while ago so I feel like we kind of here in Texas skip from spring to summer within like a blink of an eye but I know a lot of you guys probably it's probably still pretty cold so we have a list of 10 things that we think that are essential to just be a bad bitch for the months of spring

Just be a bad bitch. So when Taylor sent me this as an idea for the topic, I instantly knew right away what I wanted to say. You were probably like, why the fuck is this number one? But for me, number one was linen pants and shorts. Linen pants are so in right now. Linen pants are really good. I just bought...

From Urban Outfitters. I went on a run. And after my run. I was like. You know. I'm going to run through downtown. And then stop at Urban Outfitters. And that's like. A little reward for myself. I got. The viral linen pants. That are going on. Throughout like. I want to say more of like. The Europe side of things. They're the striped. Blue and white. Like boxers. Yeah. But they're. They're kind of like boxer pants. But they're.

yeah like you know same vibe they are so cute i cannot wait to style them but i need like a wholesome like saturday or sunday lunch brunch type thing so that i can wear them but they're so cute i got two different colors i was amazon clothes shopping this morning yeah while this guy was building my couch i got um let's see if i can find blue like this this is the vibe yeah they look like boxers i know they're so long cute

And like they're very lightweight. So here in Austin, it gets very, very hot very quickly. So I feel like those are pants that I can wear for a while and not feel like I'm dying inside. Well, it's also closed in this weird transition where it's cold in the morning, cold at night, hot in the afternoon. Yep. And you need like something that's kind of going to work. Yeah. And I think they're also gonna be great for beach cover up too. Like I can style them however I want. Like today's a perfect example where it's like, or this week,

Where like the low is 50s, 60s and the high is 80. Yeah. What do I wear? And like a lightweight pant is good. Yeah, I agree. Yeah.

we can just like switch off and keep going back yeah just like random things like um i texted sam i said natural nails you know we all know my acrylic saga it was the most mistake okay i'll never do it again but just like natural cute like neutral nails for spring my nails look like fucking shit right now i'm but i'm once these are gone i can't wait to go get my nails and i went to um my chiropractor and he was and he follows me on instagram so he was like

um so we hate the nails i'm like don't talk about the nails like don't bring it up but like just natural nails like spring is fresh and clean you need a pastel like natural nail my goal is just for the whole year not to do acrylic i'm gonna stick to gel and just i want them to be so strong like that's really what i want i don't even care if they're long but i just want them to be strong i look back at my memories on my snapchat in high school i had like long ass natural nails where people are like are those acrylics but they were just long so that's how i was in high school

It was a fun life to live. Yeah. They were so fucking long. Yeah. Even looking back on like a year ago, two years ago, I'm like, fuck. I did some long ass acrylics. But yeah. Number three is planning a trip.

um with your friends somewhere warm to get that base tan for summer like i feel like right around now is the perfect time to travel because we obviously used to for high school and college go on spring breaks with our friends but now if you're not in college anymore like we're a little bit older it doesn't mean we can't go on a spring break i wouldn't say necessarily go during the weeks of actual spring break because you're going to be caught up with all the college kids but

But plan a trip. And I think spring break's like over. Spring break was March. So April, May, plan a trip with your girlfriends. Go somewhere warm. I, for one, am not going with my girlfriends. I'm going with my boyfriend and my family to Florida next month.

But it's just gonna be great getting that base tan. I'm gonna be coming back. Summer's gonna be approaching. I'm gonna have a great tan. So yeah, those are long. And I just think everyone should go on a trip, utilize it because for the most part, like no one really wants to travel somewhere tropical in the middle of summer, you know? So this is the perfect time to do it. Yeah, we went to Cabo last year for March and it really got us crisp and tan. Yep. Also, yeah, I just pulled up pictures of my natural nails in high school and they were just, they were fucking next level. I don't know how I did it.

We'll get back to it. Like, look at those. Yeah, that's crazy. They were nuts. We'll get there. We'll get there. This next one, I said spring clean your life. Yeah. It's spring. Restart. We both moved. So that's like next level spring cleaning. I spring cleaned my closet yesterday. I need to do that because I have no hangers. I just bought another thing of hangers at Target. I thought I only needed one pack.

wrong. Yeah. Wasn't enough. I needed two packs. I'm like, why do you have so much fucking clothes? Yeah. I did quite literally the opposite where now I have so many extra hangers because I took a massive bag, which I'm going to end up donating. I went next time. I'm like over in that area, massive trash bag of just clothes. And I'm like, I just don't picture myself wearing this ever again and just get rid of it because I have so many clothes and I'm

My thing is I take forever to pick an outfit, and if I can minimize the things I try on, it'll make my life a little bit easier. Yeah, Sam takes forever to pick an outfit. Yeah. So do I, and then I end up wearing the same shit everywhere. Yeah. This last weekend, guess what? On Friday, I tried on only one outfit and stuck with it and didn't change. It's kind of crazy. Yeah, I tried on a few. My thing right now is my bottoms don't fit me, so I've been slowly building up my bottom wardrobe because...

none of them fit and i'm like i want to feel comfortable in my clothing i don't like obviously i want them to look good but i want to feel comfortable you know comfortable good fitting clothes like yeah it's really hit and it makes your outfits look so much better it does um

number what is that four five i don't know it was the flowers um yeah i just well i labeled it as three so it's obviously not three but um buying yourself flowers springs here flowers are out blossoming and don't wait around for amanda bayou flowers um i love just keeping a fresh thing of flowers in my kitchen every single week i don't get like actual flowers i get the like i don't know what they're called from

churros but they're like two fucking dollars yeah baby's breath the little like yeah whatever they're called but i just i like it i don't like obviously getting fake fucking plants all over throughout the house like are nice because flowers are expensive but at least one little bouquet of flowers getting myself feels great to do my roses from trader joe's have bloomed so gorgeously

They bloomed so nicely. You're going to get a real flower vase. I know. And then someone else got me flowers too. So I have two things of roses. Who got you flowers? So I got rid of my treadmill because I had to get rid of it. Oh, yeah. And I got rid of it for free because I got it for free and like I could have sold it but like

whatever like i got it for free no no loss there so she brought me a bottle of wine and flowers and a candle i was like a thank you and i was like that was so sweet like she didn't have to do that so i have two bouquets of roses in my home and i always say this when we're talking about flowers flowers will literally kill your cat um don't get flowers that are going to kill your cat

yeah just putting it out there my sister posted a picture of flowers and it was a lily and she literally has a cat her cat's named lily that's actually funny but lilies will kill your cat and she posted a picture of flowers i was like bitch you're gonna kill your cat is it only if they eat it i don't think it's just if they eat it like i think like

Like, they're so toxic. Like, because there's a lot of things, like, that, like, are toxic to dogs if they eat, but it's, like, it's not going to kill them right away. Yeah, chocolate, avocados. But, like, it's not going to kill them right away. It's just going to, like, make them a little sick. Like, flowers will kill your cat. Interesting. Yeah. This next one, Sam wrote, she wrote, save money. Yeah. Summer's approaching. Would you rather spend all your money right now in spring or in the summer when it's boat season? Yeah.

Day drinking season. Like summer is the time where you're going to probably spend the most money. So save it right now. A lot of this hot girl spring is prep for summer. Yeah, it really is. It's summer prep. Cause speaking of summer prep,

Add some cardio into that routine. Yeah. Add some cardio into the routine. Like you're saving money. You're getting hotter. Like you want to go into summer feeling your best with fat pockets of money. That's like how you're going to have the best summer. But yeah, starting cardio like now because you just want to feel your best. Yeah. And this is something that I was going to make a TikTok about. When we started our platforms, we were very like –

helping girls like take it easy on themselves like i don't know like okay we've done that already now i'm kind of like stopping a little bitch get on the treadmill i don't know if that makes sense like i've done that already like i've healed i'm not like disordered with exercise anymore guess what sometimes i need a little bit of a push and like you've been lazy get on the treadmill like you don't feel great how you look so do something about it yeah like and i will be kind of sometimes i feel like trolls that will be like like you used to preach this like

Bro, everything in life comes in waves. Just because I used to preach something last year or the year before doesn't mean I'm going to continue to preach it. Everything in your life has a season to it. There was a time where, yeah, I was anti-cardio. I think you didn't need to do the cardio, if anything, focus on gaining weight, gaining muscle, and obviously cardio is not going to... But we needed to. Yeah. So now we're in a different time in our life, and some of you are not going to agree with what we're going to have to say, but...

Maybe you're in that stage of where we used to be where don't do the cardio. But for us, like, yeah, cardio is something that's now essential in our life. And we don't look at it in a disordered or punishment way. It's just going to help me feel my best because guess what? If I drink my life away on Friday, get on the treadmill, babe. Like, it'll make you feel better. Like, you'll feel good about it. It's just needed. Like, there's no reason to not go into summer feeling your best. Mm-hmm.

Taylor's next one that she put down was for all the single girls, build up that roster now that you're getting ready for summer. And I also want to add into this because last spring I was very single and

You're gonna save so much money if you have a big roster because they're gonna be so many guys buying you drinks Taking you on dates getting you food like you will save a lot of fucking money I used to go out to the bars and not spend a dime because every Like corner or every bar I would go to like I was inviting a guy that was on my roster and like he was paying for my drinks All night, so if that's a way to save money, yeah build out your roster now again It's just that prep

what about those texts hey do you want to come on this boat you want to come to this party meet me at this bar you need to already have those people in your phone because it's summer they're gonna be too busy like it's gonna be hard to like get people already have them in your phone ready to go so that way when summer's here you get those invites for those boats for those pre-games like you already have it on lock you gotta have it done then summer delete hinge enjoy your roster yeah um

Do we want to talk? I mean, I guess prioritizing eating healthy and meal prepping goes with cardio. Yeah. I just feel like also foods have its season in the summer. I'm craving more like lightish things, salads, like light sandwiches, wraps, like those types of things. I'm not really craving like,

the heavier things, you know? So yeah, for me, like I, yeah. Fruit, like yogurt bowls, smoothies. Like you wouldn't catch me in the middle of the winter drinking a smoothie after the, my workout. Like, yeah. You know? So I just think, yeah. Eating healthy, prioritizing veggies, getting your protein in all super important. It's also like summer, like is it going to be crazy? Hawkgirls summer. Like we have, like, you're going to be out in these streets. Like you're going to be

busy all the time having fun doing this that and the other so you might as well get as many weeks in of eating good as you can yeah before it's like hot dogs on boat season you know dude i can't wait for that i'd love a hot dog the last thing i wrote was summer is like less makeup time it's gonna be hot so get your skincare right i want to start gua shaing because like

My jawline is such an insecurity of mine. Like I know so weird. I've talked about on here before, but like, I think I just need a gua sha. So I'm going to get one because I just want to be snatched for summer. Yeah. I tried doing that. I don't think it made much of a difference. So like you have a really lean face though. Not, not two years ago. That's when I was doing it. Maybe. Or a year ago. I was chunky. I had a chipmunk face. Hmm.

I don't know. I'm going to try to do it and keep y'all updated on if I like it or not. But like summer's no makeup season. Like it's going to be hot as fuck.

It is going to be hot and it's going to be hot quick. And I'm honestly excited for me, too, because I woke up today and it was 45 degrees. What the fuck? Which like speaking of that, this fucking weather right now makes no sense. Obviously, it's so cold at the beginning of the day and then gets hot. But please explain to me why on Thursday the UV is going to be a nine and like the high of the actual weather is like in the 70s. It doesn't make sense to me. I'll be laying by my pool. Yeah, I'll definitely be laying out. But either way, I'm like.

UV of nine, 78. But like kind of love because then you're not like sweating. Yeah, I do like that. But it just, in my mind, that just doesn't add up. Oh my God. When I went down to the pool the other day, it was like in the 70s with a high UV. I went in the pool. Oh my God.

freezing yeah the cold plunge i would imagine because i feel like most of the pools here they don't actually heat it was literally a cold plunge felt good though yeah but those are some things to keep in mind for hot girl spring because it's officially like i don't know when the first official day of spring was but it's like more daylight now than there is darkness yeah

struggle to get out of bed now well not as much i'm still fucking waking up at like seven but dark yeah it's dark when i get up and like today i woke up at seven and it was dark yeah fuck also fucking gloomy but it's a beautiful day now though yeah gorge gotta hit some legs today teach dance today i gotta choreograph and pick a fucking song i can't pick a song for the life of me yeah but that's it for me that's it for me too i like how we say that's it after like

After I've talked for an hour and 15 minutes. Like an hour and 15 minutes. We're like, well, that's it. Nothing more I can say. But actually, no, at the same time, it's always like a day later. I'm like, fuck, I wish I talked about that. There's just so much to say. There's never enough to talk about. Never enough time. Sometimes my brain just fucking turns into mush. Like, my boyfriend will ask me, what do you talk about? I'm like, I just don't even want to talk about it because my brain's a mush right now and I don't want to re-talk about it. So, yeah, that's it. Well...

See y'all next week. Adios. Bye. Bye. Flight 562 is... Oh my gosh. My gosh. Brooke, we're going to miss our flight. We didn't finish the promo. Can we just record it on the plane? I will not be that person. What if we record it in the bathroom? Yeah.

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