One Thing About Boob Jobs, Austin McBroom, and Mob Wife Aesthetic
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That wasn't very smooth. My last week wasn't either. I hesitated a little bit, but welcome back to another episode, guys. I'm Taylor. I'm Sam. And we're so excited to chit-chat with you guys today as we are every week. And just FYI, these episodes are back on YouTube. Our last one was on YouTube. If you guys want to watch, I know you guys missed them. We had weeks where cameras were giving us difficulty. My computer was giving me difficulty. Out of focus. Out of focus. Like a camera dies. Guys, we're a two-person show. Like...

in a janky little office. Like this is not as much as you might think it is because I know we put out such amazing content. This is not like a high production value show. It's just two girls and their laptop and sometimes we struggle. But we're back on YouTube. And if there's ever an episode not on YouTube, just like mind your business. Yeah, mind your business. Mind your business. Like we'll let you know. It's not going to be consistent. We'll let you know if it's not coming to YouTube. Again, camera dies. Whatever, whatever.

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Go to Spotify or Apple and just like rate and download our show. Even if you're not going to listen to it there, it helps. Mm-hmm. Agreed. But this week we're going to be talking about my one year post getting my boobies done. It's been an official year. Literally last Thursday. One year of the titties. Did you like name them? I feel like you messed up by not naming them. I know. I feel like when people get plastic surgery, they have a name for like their new body part. But the thing is...

It just feels a part of me now. Like it doesn't feel like there's like an object on me. It's weird. Yeah. Well, we'll get into it because your boobs like awakened a different person to me. I know. It really did. The plastic is like going to your brain. It really is. It's seeping into your bloodstream. Yeah. No complaints about that one. Yeah. It's not necessarily bad. It's just.

It's definitely like awoken a different beast. I know. And we'll maybe recap the day, what it was like when I picked you up all drugged. Oh, yeah. Just like trip down memory lane. I know. I would love to. But first, we also have a lot to talk about. There's a lot of pop culture, hot gossip, which I actually wrote down. I wrote down a lot of things. Just a lot to discuss. Yeah. What's your one thing about you? One thing about me is that I'm finally after, I want to say like five months, I'm finally

I feel really motivated again to work out. And I think it's because of like half the 75 hard, half just the new year mentality. But something is just awoken in me that I'm finally motivated again to go to the gym and get a good workout. Not in exactly the same way I used to because I'm not trying to change the way I look like crazy or hit crazy numbers. Not in that way, but just...

feeling motivated to go to the gym and like put in effort and like get a nice pump and feel like kind of strong again yeah i think it was also just taking the break like now the break is done and i'm like i miss it yeah like how to give myself some time to miss it i agree i feel like i have a different perspective on the gym now like it's literally just to go and feel healthy rather than like my physical appearance 100 that's the thing because being strong makes me feel a

Yeah. In the way that I know I can do some pushups. I know I could pick something up. It just makes me feel healthy. Yeah. My one thing about me is I am on a roll with my running. So true. Five miles last week, and that's only the second time that I've done five miles, and

And y'all, I was in a rug club and I was with like people that are obviously way more advanced than me. Like they do it a lot. And their pace was so fast. And I was with them and I was like, holy shit, Sam, like you need to slow down. So I ended up just like dropping back a little bit from them. Your pace is still so fast. No, it is still so fast. And also...

The amount of people, when I post my pace, like people like discredit themselves. I'm like, stop discrediting yourself. Like you're your own person. We need to remember I was a two sport college athlete. Like I previously have been like running history in me, like what, three years ago, four years ago, where some people haven't run since like high school. So if you're trying to get back in it at my age, like it's going to take some time.

um but yeah i've been really loving it i'm gonna try to do it twice a week like running twice a week one longer run around like five miles and then another one around like maybe two or three miles then you'll get to the point where five miles is like your short run exactly yeah i'm gonna try this week to do six and see if i can the only issue with it is all the run clubs that i do are either three miles or five miles so if i do five miles with the run club i'm just gonna have to like

past the end point and just like do another like half lap loop so go halfway and then back another halfway to make it a mile but do it

I know. I might. Last weekend when I did the run club, it was pouring rain. Did you even notice when I was gone that it was pouring? I was low-key miserable, but I was also so on a runner's high that I didn't even notice that it was pouring rain. But I was a wet dog when I came home. I told Sam I want to try to run two miles with her because I know my cardio...

my cardiovascular health has gotten way better in the last few months. And I kind of don't know where I stand on how much I could run. And I need someone to pace me. If I go by myself, I'll stop at a quarter mile. I can't just hop in to run. I'm going to quit. So I'm like, I want to run like two miles just to see, just to see where, see what I can do. And I'm like, and if you,

if I give up just let me walk and you can do your thing and run more but I just want to like see where I'm at yeah that's the thing I hate when like running with people is like I'm not gonna leave you like my boyfriend for example like he's very slow and I will go maybe like

100 feet in front of him and like he's kind of behind me but like i hate doing that so then like every two seconds i stop to like get back to where he is and then like keep going okay well if we do that like you don't have to do that no no i'm going to though because then i i feel bad if i don't know but like don't feel bad i know like you've said you say that my boyfriend says that but i'm like no no like i feel bad i'm gonna stick with you okay then i'll just pick it up i just like really want to try like i want to try really bad

I'm excited for it to get a little bit warmer too. So that way, like maybe mornings I run or whatnot, but also in college when I like was kind of my eating disorder era, but, uh, I was hitting the fucking gym. I did run five miles. I did like 10 minute miles though outside by myself and,

And that's the, that I stopped. And then I did interval runs over COVID, but I hit five miles. And then I said, amazing. I'm never doing this again. Yeah. That was literally my goal. I never like in college, obviously cause I played sports, but like, well I would wear my Apple watch and it was always anywhere from like eight to 12 miles per practice. But obviously you're like stopping, going, stopping, going, but we never did like timed miles or times like runs. It was always timed miles. We did mile Mondays and,

But that was the only thing that I ever did, like long distance timing. I wish I had an Apple Watch in high school because we would run for dance. But my coach was a psychopath. And every time I tell people this, I hope they can imagine what a brutal workout this is. Sometimes for our dance class, rather than rehearsing, we would have conditioning days. So we'd go to the track and...

She would just say, start. And you would just run until she said, class is over. There's nothing worse than running on a track. I hate it. We just went and we went. And I couldn't tell you how many laps I did. I can't tell you if I ran like six miles that day in dance or one mile. I don't know. We just fucking went.

I got really lucky in my high school. We had like a brand new track. So it was like bouncy. But if you ever run on like the tracks that are so old, oh my God, shin splints like no other. Yeah. I hated it. Anyways, what's your favorite? My favorite of the week is house shopping. Oh, do you have a specific place that's your favorite? Well, not even like that. So this morning I had to buy all my appliances, which I thought was fun because...

I don't know. One, I'm getting it out of the way because that's a big chunk of cash that's coming out of my fucking- I was going to say, the price tag is not fun. Yeah, the price tag is not fun, but shopping for a fridge is so fun. Oh, there is nothing better to me in this lifetime than going to Home Depot or Ikea. That's what I did. But you know like the model kitchen? Yeah. Oh my God, like Ikea where they set up the model kitchen. Yeah. Oh my God. I could sit in there for hours.

Dude, I was in there by myself like opening up every single fridge like examining them all like the workers were coming up to me I knew I wasn't in the moment gonna buy one there because i'm gonna order online So it's delivered on the day that I move in and i'm just like oh all my ollie pops will go there All my like sauces will go. I was like, oh this is gonna be so fun Me and sam were both saying how we for girls that always have a lot of food always have a lot of drink pr We still don't really fill up our fridge. No, we're never out of space in the fridge

So we were like, holy shit, we're going to have our own separate fridges. We have so much space. So much. So many lollipops and like 30 million Celsiuses. And I'm just going to have so much. Yeah. No, I'm so excited for it. I bought one of those like there's super cheap. I was expecting them to be so expensive. It was like twenty five dollars on Amazon. But the drink cost.

that like it looks like you're in a vending machine and you pull it out and like goes to the front. I bought one of those and it's just it's gonna be so organized. And another thing too you said this yesterday with my boyfriend he's gonna walk into my house and I'm having like a new fun gadget like every week and he's like what is this? Like I'm gonna have so many gadgets. I'm so excited for the fridge thing.

I don't know why I've been so stuck on my new fridge. I'm like, I just want to be like, you come to my place and there's just so much like drink options. Like all my Alani's, like everything, just a whole fridge of drinks. I'm so excited. So excited. So this is the little things. It really is the little things. And I know my house content right now on TikTok is kind of slowed down. That's just because a lot of the stuff I'm doing right now is more hands-on like via phone call. So I can't really,

Record a phone call with you guys because my personal information is getting put out there but hopefully in the next Week and a half I will really start to post a lot of home content because I have my final walkthrough and everything like that Next week, so be on lookout for all of that. I don't think i'm ever going back to my apartment until I move in

Unless I want to go back and maybe she'll let me measure. Yeah, you should probably do that. It was really nice when I went to go measure like two weeks ago. Maybe I'll ask her if I can go back and measure. But if you go on my TikTok, the last apartment tour I posted, I did sign that lease. So there she is. I signed that lease for that apartment and I'm...

So excited. And I'm going to start packing up boxes this week, which I was looking at Amazon. They have the boxes that you put the hangers on the clothes on. I was like, do I just get those? Those seem so easy. They are. Yeah, I might just order a bunch of those and then honestly walk through our neighborhood and get a bunch of boxes because our neighbors have a bunch of boxes out for the recycling. I'm like, I might just snag those. Yeah. I bet one of our neighbors is very environmentalist.

my rentalist yeah reduce your years recycle i bet we can ask her yeah because like all i won't break down my boxes i'll just give them to you when i'm done oh my god yeah like because i'm what am i gonna do wait duh yeah oh my god amazing yeah didn't even think about that yeah because well another thing with gee i don't know one of our girlfriends who also bought a house i don't know if you were in the conversation when we were having it at dinner but she said that

City of Austin won't pick up the boxes unless they're in the bin. So they can't be on the side. And I'm going to have way more than going in the bin. So it will be good if I can just

give them to you and i'm sorry but you have to worry about it i'm in an apartment an apartment has dumpsters oh that's so true like yeah i'll put it in apartment dumpsters that's no problem yeah i i made it so all my deliveries though like my fridge and all that they install it so they're taking all the garbage with them because i'm like i am not dealing with all these boxes but yeah definitely give me your boxes yeah yeah for sure my favorite is uh

180. From what you just said. It's a food. It's candy. We love food. It's the Scandinavian swimmers from Trader Joe's. Wait, what? The gummy candy from Trader Joe's are called Scandinavian swimmers. It's like a play on Swedish fish. Okay. I don't even like Swedish fish. I don't like... I'm not a candy person. On TikTok, Swedish candy is like trending. These girls eat this Swedish candy. There's this girl who always orders it and she eats this candy and...

i just like i need it i i can order it for like 40 fucking bucks online and honestly i'm close but it's sold out because it's like i don't know if this is a hot take but like i'm not really a candy person me neither that's why this is like weird when i tell you guys tmi i was a few days late on my period and i was craving this candy like crazy i'm like is this a pregnancy craving i i'm not a candy person i

i've never like if i go to the movies i'm not getting candy but these girls eating this swedish candy i was like bro i need it they were just making it look so good and i was like you know what i'm gonna get those from trader joe's because i know that those are like kind of good oh my god they're so good i'm obsessed with them but they're better than swedish fish they don't taste like swedish fish swedish fish are disgusting the trader joe's candy is so do you want to know my favorite candy guess it you're just staring at me

Like it's a real answer. Yes, it's a real answer. Like candy, not chocolate candy. Yeah. Like when I went to the movies the other two weeks ago to watch. Oh, shit. Wait, wait. I feel like you said it. And everyone was like, that's so weird. I feel like you said it. Like I feel like we had this conversation. We definitely have had. Maybe. Shit. I don't know. Hot tamales. Oh, ew. That's disgusting. No, they're so good. No, one of my friends just told me that she likes those too. That's disgusting. Like when I was a kid, it

Every Christmas in my stocking stuffer was hot tamales. That's disgusting. Scandinavian swimmers from Trader Joe's, y'all. They come in a giant pack. I've had them every single night since I've got them. But I still have them, though. I'm like, not eating the whole bag in one sitting.

Dude, I don't know. I came into her bedroom, guys, and she was sitting with her socks off, crisscross applesauce, in her bed with candy wrappers everywhere. Okay. One, if that was true, there's no wrappers to this candy, so you're lying. She had candy remnants on her face. Also, why would socks off in my own room be weird? What?

Because you love the whole like socks on, socks off shit. I always, every time I make jokes about you, it always has to involve the feet.

always always i don't know i'm just whatever i get dms that people think you're mean to me no yeah i forget the comment well not i see the comments on tiktok that like i'm a bully i'm like you guys just don't understand our like friendship people are like i'm really sorry i feel like sam's being really mean to you and i'm like don't worry about it yeah she cries after the podcast every week i do good thing i have therapy tomorrow wait you have what therapy tomorrow

she's in for a real fucking treat because exactly dude i know so she's gonna be like what's up i'm gonna be like i've had two weeks to process this so don't freak out okay and don't make me talk about it again because i've already cried okay i lost my job don't worry about it she's gonna be like what the fuck don't worry about it yeah move on i have an interview today really yeah i'm not gonna ask what

you probably don't want to share that right now they've just a social media job yeah but i have an interview hell yeah score love that um anyways hot gossip i have so much to say me too i have so much to say okay so like i kind of want to start with like something really kind of quick super bowl is 49ers and chiefs so that's cool but also you're gonna tell me that that's not

No, it's scripted. Like the Chiefs, obviously the Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl. You're telling me the NFL is going to skip a Taylor Swift Super Bowl? Yeah. No. The 49ers is the girl, I don't know if we've already talked about this or if you've kept up, Christian...

use track who makes the clothes for all the wags that's like blowing up right now like and her husband who's on the team is like blowing up right now like they're going to the super bowl it's like the most like social media nick bosa would get like it's the most poppin people yeah i mean i do agree i think it's kind of ironic that yes taylor swift is going to the super bowl i mean i know the chiefs are a good team yeah and they've maybe would have before i just think it's

like the most poppin social media wise people that's getting a lot of girls too they're very girl poppin yeah the girl the girlies love the niners and the cheese did you see some of the okay the section where taylor says way more expensive so fucking expensive and it's all girls yep and all you see the videos of that box everyone is turned around looking at her they're not even looking at the

The game. I mean, like if Taylor Swift was sitting two rows behind me and I'm not like a huge Swifty, I would be freaking out if Taylor Swift was right behind me. That's crazy. I don't think I would be. I grew up. See, I grew up a big Swifty. Yeah.

But, like, not this era. Like, I grew up loving Taylor Swift. I think I went to one of her concerts. I did. Yeah, I think I did. Back in the day when concert tickets were, like, 50 bucks. Yeah. Like, the fuck? Like, I probably could have gone front row to Taylor Swift. But... And then also, after the game...

Her and Travis on the field, so cute. Like, they're so, like... They're so cute. I do love them. Yeah, no, they are really cute. They are really cute. Like, you can hate all you want on her. I don't really care. But, like, them as a couple, they're cute. Yeah. And I love it. Did you see the rumors of them potentially getting engaged? I was like, y'all are really reaching for this. No, I hope so, because... It's so soon. But not really. Bro, she's, like, 32. So... No, when you're, like, 30... They've been together for...

Beginning of the summer will be a year. Once you're like 32 and you've been with someone for a year, timelines get shorter as you get older. Yeah, good. She's 32. I think my timeline's shorter too. Yeah, get married tomorrow. Yes. Dude, yes. Yes. Agreed. Good, I'm glad you're on the same page. I'll try to get that coordinated for you for Valentine's Day. Thank you. I told him to reach out to you about my ring too. I'm not even kidding. I almost sent him. I literally almost sent it to him, but he was here, so I was like...

you'll literally probably see that I texted him and that'd be super weird. It was like this really cute like Valentine's Day proposal and I was gonna be like, do this. I would really like that but he was straight up here in your room. I was like maybe not send that right now. That's funny. Yeah, but I was like that's really cute.

and no one's gonna do it for me so second best option i'm living through you guys yeah second best option is you do it for her he should be no because you know what you know how some people's boyfriends they're like like they'll bring like flowers and they'll like bring one for like the friend or like yeah for the friend like come on dude yeah maybe you should just come with us uh um our valentine's day dinner yeah maybe i asked the girls like

oh i want to do some little ones i was like oh on valentine's day i was like would you want to go to dinner yeah we wanted to do a galentine's day the next day if not i'm going to dance and it'll be fine but i'm like if you want to go to dinner so i'm not like sitting here like sulking in my feelings you can go do something i'm hoping we can do it at my house yeah that'd be fun because i move in the 12th and what is that the 16th no the weekend would be like the 16th yeah

um do you want to go and share yeah i got plenty i have plenty too obviously let's let's stay on the whole like let's stay actually no let's i lied um what are your thoughts on the mob wife aesthetic okay i'm glad you brought this up i like the fur coat i just got one i like a fur coat i think it's cute i needed more going out jackets so i like when the internet tells me

This is just what you should get. It's very makes it easy for me. I think it's stupid. Like the name is dumb. Yeah. I feel like I've like, like I already have a billion fur coat. So it's like, yeah, I just don't personally get why we have to have like niche things all the time. Things are going in and out of style. So fast, like faster than it's ever been before. Before, like my entire middle school was like one aesthetic. Yeah. I,

freshman year to junior year of high school was one aesthetic like i wore the same choker for like four years and now like i was listening to the giggly squad page is like really into fashion and she's like red's out you know how red was like the ink color it's like red's out what do you mean red's out it's insane and you know what what do you mean the dita samba's trending for what three months

I was this close to buying them. So happy I didn't because they're not as trendy as they were. But then things get so trendy that it's almost like, oh my God, do I actually want to wear those? Yeah. You know, like everyone. Listen, I love being a basic bitch girl. I'm not hating on girls that wear basic things. I'm basic as fuck. Like no hate. But sometimes for myself, I'm like, do I want to buy this and be like, like for what? Like for this month, someone posted like, what's the new issue for spring? Like I need to know.

And a lot of girls. Me scrolling through the comments to see what girls are saying. Because the thing is, you have to be ahead. You got to have it before it's trendy. Because then one, prices go up. And two, it's really hard to get. Yeah. And you're just looking at it basically. You got to kind of have it before to be like, cool. Yeah.

But then some of the comments are like, the fucking white sneaker you already have is your perfect white sneaker for spring. Like, you don't need a fucking new white sneaker. You just bought a fall white sneaker. You don't need a spring sneaker. Yeah. You have a sneaker. And I'm like, that is very true. I will say, kitten heels this year, all of this year, actually for the rest of my fucking life, this past weekend when we were wearing those boots,

I wanted to die. The heels on them were like four or five inches. I'm never again wearing anything higher than a kitten heel. Period. Yeah. But yeah, I don't like the like aesthetics going in and out. I don't either. I also don't think a whole aesthetic can be a trend. Like if that's not your aesthetic, this is going to maybe not sound like English, but bear with me. Trends are one thing, but as people, we can't all morph into the same aesthetic.

Like two people can wear Adidas Sambas, but have different style to it. Aesthetic. Yeah. Someone can be girly and someone could be like my boy and clean girl, like wearing a Samba. I don't think a whole aesthetic of a person can be a trend. I agree. That doesn't make sense. Yeah. Yeah.

Because even like clean girl, because they're saying mob wife is a new clean girl. You can be clean girl girly. You can be clean girl, like not as girly. Like, you know, you can have your own aesthetic. I just don't. I think it's dumb. I think it's making women look dumb. Yeah. Ever since I've gone into fashion to even like on my Q&A's on Instagram, people are like, like, what made you get into fashion? What made you?

like the certain things that you're wearing i'm like literally nothing like no trend is like really inspiring me it's more just like the things i like and like find myself like find that compliment my body the most is what i'm going to continue to buy like it's a pattern if you see certain things in my closet i probably have three of the same but different colors yeah so um my next thing on here is pookie and jet

Oh, I love them. But specifically the fact that the internet is already on the cancel screen. I know. They had about a week. They're making fun of Pookie because she can't fucking blink. I mean, she had eye surgery. Leave her alone. They are trying to pull up old tweets. There's Reddit snark pages. There's pictures of her in college. Blah, blah, blah. And I just want to say the internet sucks. It does. It sucks. Like, you don't fucking know these people. Shut up. To snark on Reddit about someone...

Keep doing it to us, though. Yeah, like we're a little bit irrelevant right now. Like talk about us on Reddit. But anyways, it's literally like crazy to dig up old people's stuff. And like if you I just we've talked about this before. Cancel culture is so out of control to be online hating people because I recently creators and like a podcast I love so much.

Recently, they're just like worldviews are way too extreme and different for mine for me to keep following them, which like sucks. And it's like so then you personally like I personally take my phone, do my business like I'm not going to snark about it on Reddit.

And that's the thing. That's my own personal thing. And I will do it quietly by myself. I'm not going to go comment on their picture or post about them on Reddit or this, that and the other or rate their podcast one star. You know what I mean? Like that is my own business. That's the thing with the pookie.

And like the pookie thing is they found out or just like found past photos of them like with their political views. And I saw a whole video like for bringing them apart. And then people in the comment section are obviously standing up and being like, bro, like obviously like what did you expect? What did you expect? What did you expect? It's like it's one way or the other. Like your other like you're not going to always stand with everyone's political views. But why are you going to cancel them? Also, I it's not something I talk about on here, but I'm like fairly very into my like

political and like world beliefs if someone's for me personally if someone's content isn't centered around that and they don't talk about it i kind of see it as none of my business the reason like i'm saying like i had people i wanted to like i made the choice that i'm kind of like done with it was very sad because they talk about it a lot yeah and i'm like well now i don't like what you're talking about like if you're not gonna talk about it

Like to me, like this is your job and you're like acting and like I don't really know what you talk about in your personal life. And like that's not really my fucking business. I'm not married to you. Like I don't really care what you're doing. But like if you're going to talk about it now, I'm like, oh, I don't really want to be like watching your stories if I don't like.

what you're doing yeah like i don't want to give you the view because i don't like it but if you're not talking about it it's not my fucking problem i think that's like a very mature way to handle it like to me that makes logical fucking sense yeah i know and there's obviously if you want to see that shit there's accounts you can follow to see that stuff and then if you realize hey i don't like people that do xyz like i said you can unfollow them in your own business don't watch their content you can press not interested on tiktok and you can

mind your fucking business and the people that like them will stay people are literally like ripping them apart and like making videos like you guys are so nuts or like something like i was their ex best friend and

Jet used to like body shame her. I think it... Why are you on an anonymous account then? Show your face. Who are you? Yeah. I don't take any shit from anyone on an anonymous account. No, not at all. If honestly I shit on myself with them. Like they'll say something about me like shitting on me. I'm like, yeah, you're so right. Sometimes I'm like, that was funny. I'm like, you're so right. Sometimes I'll tell Sam. I'm like, okay, we got this comment and like it was mean but gotta give credit. It was clever and it was funny. Yeah. Gotta give credit where credit's due. I never finished...

Moving on to the next one. I never finished that podcast because I went to the gym, but you finished the podcast of the New York City influencer drama. Oh. With the whole like cheating scandal. What are your thoughts on, I guess, all of it? Because I have a lot actually. Yeah. So I just want to say there's three sides to every story. Halle side. I'm just saying everyone already knows her name. So I feel like being like, I'm not saying her name. Everyone knows who the fuck it is. Okay. There's like Halle side, that girl Sophie side and the truth. You know what I mean?

Sophie, what I think was weird on the show, said that it's hard to be a good person. They were talking about being a girl's girl a lot. But a quote that she said was, it's hard to be a good person. I think that's a weird thing to fucking say. No, it's not. And just that they were kind of going off like, what? Just because one of your friends talked to someone, you can't date them? If one of my friends talked to someone I dated, who cares? Right?

No. Yeah, no. And like, I don't think you actually think like that. If you do think like that, you're fucking better than me. Fuck no. And I get that maybe they aren't friends, but they do social media. So it's like they're technically coworkers. But this is, I gave Sam, I'm trying to put myself in the exact situation that,

That girl is saying that they only met each other at, like, influencer things. She didn't even have her number, right? So I'm trying to picture there's girls that we see only at these influencer things. Like, we see them a few times a year at these influencer things. But, like, we're mutuals. You know, we're familiar. Like, if we saw each other in the same place, we'd say hello. Yeah. So I'm thinking if someone like that, one of those girls that I only see at these things that don't have their number...

with their ex-boyfriend and I publicly saw this online, I think it would be messed up of me to message the boyfriend. Even though I don't have loyalty to these people, I don't know these people. I've never been to their house. I don't have their number, nothing. I wouldn't do that. Like I'm thinking of like very specific people. I'm like if so-and-so posted that her and her boyfriend broke up, I'm not messaging her boyfriend. I would feel icky. It's common sense. And another thing I also, which...

Me and you both laughed at this is when they were at the very beginning of the episode when she was like, yeah, like girls, girls, like it just comes in. It's like girls, girls. And then the co-host was like, what's like the term for boys? Like, I don't think boys have that. Like basically saying that like girls are kind of crazy for having like a girl being a girl's girl. But I'm like, bro, there's literally bro code. Boys still do the same shit. Like boys will respect not to hook up with a girl that you've already hooked up with. Like it's just it's also not just a boys and girls. It's just.

Having fucking decency? Yeah. Like, if I know someone... Now, if you organically meet in a place months, months later and they don't really know each other, I think that's a little different. It was like a week. For them to break up publicly and you were, like, just with her, whether you're besties or not, you were just with her, and then to go message him, you didn't just randomly stumble upon him at a bar and start talking. I don't know. Like, she was giving...

In the podcast. Yeah. I think maybe it was also exaggerated from the first story. But I do think she was giving mean. Like her podcast didn't really make her come off better. No, it didn't. I thought I was going to hear more of her side a little more. I just don't like her like... She came off her energy. Yeah. And I don't think it helped her case. No. And I was prepared to give it a full like unbiased listen. But it didn't help her case. Yeah.

Because she said it's hard to be a good person. Yeah. Because she was like, it's hard to me. And I think what she meant was it's hard to be a good person in everyone's eyes. Like to everyone, you could be doing something fucked up, even if you're being a good person. Like you could be making someone mad at any time, which I get what she means by that. But just like don't go on dates with people you know as ex-boyfriends.

that's like a pretty good way to keep everyone happy give it like at least three months if you're gonna do that literally or and like i said like organically me yeah don't just like hit him up in the ds in new york city isn't new york city like the most populated city in and sorry like it's like her boyfriend was some like crazy amazing like super hot yeah he was like he's a normal looking dude like i don't know why him like oh my god i don't know she kind of gave mean girl yeah

I want to talk about... I don't know if you follow this at all or know who these people are. Why not? No, you do know who it is. Austin McBroom. Yes, I have that on here. Okay, good. First of all, me. Like, he's honestly me. But Austin McBroom is on Snapchat being a fucking lunatic because thank fucking God him and Catherine are getting divorced. I'm an ace family hater to my core. I know, I was going to say, I remember you hating on...

I hate family vloggers. If you vlog with your kids and they're like the OGs, I hate you. So just putting that out there. Austin McBroom is such a nasty, ugly, disgusting person. And thank God Catherine is away from that. I hope she finds fucking peace in her life. He's being...

Yeah.

But it's a little bit comical. Like the whole thing. Hilarious. I repost the funniest. It's him talking and people are like me when blah, blah, blah. I know. Yeah. So funny. Hilarious. I'm actually watching his Snapchat stories for the first time ever because I'm like, what the fuck? Someone close to him needs to take his phone. He also is like very invasive through this whole divorce. Like.

In an RV in the neighbor's driveway. He's like, I bought a house five minutes away. He said it's to be close to the kids, which if that's the real reason, like I respect people who want to do that. We talked about this before. Could never be me having a good relationship with my ex-husband. Props to y'all.

but it's giving like leave catherine alone like what do you mean five minutes because he was like the one house was 30 minutes that's no drivable distance people literally have to travel across the state or even farther to see their kids to be down the road to be close yeah it'd be 15 minutes you don't have to be the same neighborhood right like relax so he's going a little bit insane and i love watching it but i think someone close to him needs to take his phone and i think it's fucked that

that people aren't taking his phone unless he's doing it on purpose which kind of brings me to my next thing that i have on my list yeah i mean the whole being in the rv right now there was a one of his stories he's like i'm sitting in the rv i'm so lucky that my family or my neighbors are letting me park this rv in the neighborhood like i can look out this window right now and if i look out the window right now i can see her house i'm like that's fucking creepy super creepy but i think and like i said this will bring me into the next thing i want to talk about when we're done

Part of me thinks it's all on purpose. I think everyone is talking about him in the Ace family right now. And it's a common thing I'm seeing. A common thing I'm seeing online these days is a lot of purposeful celebrity drama. And I've come very aware of seeing how everything's purposeful. Yeah. I mean, yes and no. I definitely think that he is going through everything that he's doing now.

But he has such a big PR team and people. Well, I bet you he's not being told to stop posting because of the PR. Yeah. But I don't think that he's not actually going through everything that he's going through. And the way he's acting is like a stunt. Yeah. I could see... So something I wrote down was that recently, I see an absurd amount of very obvious press that is literally... I'm going to give examples.

everyone's saying Jacob Elordi and Olivia Jade broke up. Jacob Elordi and Olivia Jade broke up. They literally didn't. And it was all the week leading up to the night Jacob Elordi was on SNL. And everyone's, oh my God, I saw Olivia Jade on SNL. Everyone's watching SNL. Is Olivia Jade going to be at SNL? Did they break up? Everyone's fucking talking about Jacob Elordi and then Jacob Elordi's on SNL. And then everyone's talking about was Olivia Jade at SNL. Like that was on purpose. On purpose. Like I don't, I just don't see the coincidence. There was all this drama with Selena Gomez.

Oh, yeah. Selena Gomez does this a lot, though. All the time. But no one says anything. With her launches and everything. No one says anything. Selena Gomez has posted all this stuff about Betty Blanco. She's going on a rampage on Instagram. She's going crazy. She, like, deletes her Instagram. She's going buck wild. Like, four fucking days later, there's a new Rare Beauty launch. So, I'm sorry. The whole internet was just fucking talking about Selena Gomez. And then, coincidentally, the next day, you have a new product. It's not. Duh.

yeah this also just happened oh i forgot what it was after the you're talking about selena still yes it was when her documentary came out or something no right now it was like oh right now yeah yeah i think she's like gonna be in a movie hold on hold on please hold i remember when her documentary came out and hayley bieber went on call her daddy like the week before um

And then it got things speculating about like both sides, whatever. And then that's when our documentary came out. Okay, guys, I have it. Hold on. But let me just, I'm just looking up something else to make sure my dates are right.

January 8th is the Golden Globes, okay? The Golden Globes happen. There's this viral thing of Selena, Taylor Swift, and their friend gossiping at the Golden Globes. They're like all whispering. Oh my God, what are they saying? Everyone's talking about Taylor Swift at the Golden Globes. You know what comes up two days later? Selena Gomez is starring in a new documentary. Not documentary, like a new...

She's like playing someone in their biopic, like playing a famous person as them in their movie. Selena Gomez is starring in a new movie. So you're telling me two days before at the Golden Globes, you like building up press and getting everyone talking about Selena Gomez at the Golden Globes. And then the next day you're telling everyone you're the star in a movie. Like it's calculated. It's on purpose. Yeah. She did. She's I know she's one that does that. I just think I see it. So, um,

like obviously now if that makes sense it's literally like everyone will be talking about someone and the next day oh my god their new show is launching okay well obviously they did that on purpose the whole fucking world is talking about them it's just kind of annoying yeah but it works um you know it's funny i just wanted to say this because i put it down our tiktok when we post the reels on tiktok

It gets clowns like no other. Clowns. Clowns. Like, it's honestly hilarious the amount of hate comments we get. But the top hate comment that we get on all of our things is, not everyone needs to have a podcast. Or something along the lines of that. I'm like, can you guys get a little bit more creative with the hate comments? Like, at this point, that hate comment is just not funny. Yeah.

we do get everyone gets that everyone gets them it's like so unoriginal i'm like think of something different to say joe rogan gets that yeah like not everyone needs a podcast you're right but guess what i want one yeah how about that i can do whatever i want yeah like you can have a podcast i knew you could have a podcast you could have a podcast you can have a podcast that's what i said to one of them back and go well guess what you could have a podcast they act like someone gave us like a platform yeah

bitch record if you want yeah you got voice memos on your phone record um i have two more things um this is gonna be a long ass episode i know

But I feel like both of these could be a full ass like topic. So maybe we can turn into an episode. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do that. Save them. Okay. Clickbait. Tune in next week. Yeah. Literally. We can recap though. I had a great weekend. Me too. I just had. We should start with. Explain it. I just had Thursday this weekend. Start with Thursday this week. Thursday we had girl dinner. Yeah. Girl dinner. Girl dinner.

It's been really hard honestly to get all the girls to like be on the same page when it comes to like availability. It's hard being adults man. Yeah. Well not even that is because I don't think any of our friends work an actual nine to five. They either do like overnights for nursing or just like

everything is different so their schedules are always different but we want to try to do dinners more often so we all went to dinner it was really fun it was really fun just nice nice to put on a cute outfit yeah vibe talk the shit talk shit talk shit in a nice restaurant when like old men are next to you oh my god we were literally talking about like so we bought this dude and it's like a

Five-star restaurant. Love it. Nothing better. Dude, literally talking about, like, orgasms and then the two old guys next to us are just like, um. Our waiter kept coming up and then leaving because he didn't want to interrupt our heated gossip sesh. Oh, because we were, like, all, like...

crouched like forward over the table like getting really close to each other but also it's like still yelling yeah like give him the tea and he would just be like i'm coming back later not interrupting that i didn't drink though um i'm not really into the monday or honestly sunday to thursday drinking like if i'm gonna drink it's gonna be either friday or saturday i'm gonna pick one of them yeah the dirty martini looked fire yeah it did look good but i mean honestly one my bill loves me for not drinking

100%. Because the drinks, especially at restaurants like that, drinks are like $18. For what? I would say $20. Yeah. For what? For what? Like, I'm sorry, but yeah, I hate to admit this, but like, I'm being a little bit more stingy with my money after, you know, buying a house. Me with also my like, my rent's a little steep. Yeah. So, I will not be just getting... I lost my job.

Like, I just personally don't understand the point of getting, like, maybe one or two drinks at dinner. Might as well save the extra $50. Depends on the dinner. If I'm going out after. Yeah, but I can do... I'd rather go out on the weekend than spend $50 on two drinks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, 100%. 100%. Yeah. But our dinner was really fun, and then it was a chill night, got back, and then it was Friday. Yeah, Friday. Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. I had, like, such a meat day. We cleaned...

The house. And then I had a very just me self-care night. I picked up food from Dish Society. I watched some Love on the Spectrum. Amazing show. So good. Dude, I'm not going to lie. Like, love that show. But I feel like a fucking asshole laughing. I told you it was supposed to be funny. No. And I know that now because now for some reason I'm on Love on the Spectrum TikTok. And everyone in the comments is like thinking the thoughts I'm thinking. And I'm like, okay, I'm not as much of an asshole as I think. No, it's funny. Like, the people... It's so, like, lighthearted and...

Yeah. Like it's just lighthearted and it's just fun. Yeah. Like it's so cute. And I also watched Prisoners on Netflix. Surprisingly scary. I thought it was going to be more just maybe action. It was a little spooky, but it was really good. Yeah. My Friday was cleaning and then I had my boyfriend come over for dinner. I, for some reason, was craving a Philly cheesesteak. And I think that was just because I saw one video of a Philly cheesesteak and it was just consuming my thoughts for the...

following week. And so I went to the grocery store, got stuff for Philly cheesesteaks. And fun fact, I used to work at a pita shop and one of like the signature wraps on the menu is a Philly cheesesteak. And I would make maybe like

20 of those a day so like doing that and the cast iron and everything like the other day i was like damn like this is bringing back memories like wrapping my pitas making my philly cheesesteaks so it was good but next time i'm gonna have to do it with real steak because i just used like frozen shakes stay shavings that's a tongue twister but and then we were just playing monopoly all night oh we watched american nightmare i was gonna ask yeah no it was really good it was so good i need a part two though i'm gonna read her book

let me know how it is it was so good that's my favorite documentary yeah it was really good like not to like big statement it's my favorite documentary my toxic trait with anything i watched though is not watching a trailer so we're watching the first 10 minutes of that documentary and me and him like look at each other i'm like of course taylor would have us watch this like what the fuck are we watching right now because you think he killed her no no not even that just because wait wait spoiler like if you haven't seen it skip because you can't

like know anything about it yeah okay so like skip yeah so we're watching like the first 10 minutes we're like what the fuck is this like this is gonna be so boring like this is so stupid and then that's when like he started to get investigated and they were going against him and i was like oh my god this is about to get real good because

The first episode, you're like, this fucker killed her. Yeah. Guilty. And the second episode, you're like, she's alive. She's alive and she's a liar. Yeah. And they're liars. And then the last episode, you're just like, fucking love this cop. Best cop ever. Love this fucking girl. Fuck.

the fbi no it makes me so i was getting so angry sitting there yeah imagine like this happens on a daily fucking basis kidnapped in the middle of the night and then she came back and was like guys i got kidnapped and raped and they said you're a suspect yeah you're a liar i'm sorry i don't believe you she gets tested for rape

It comes back positive that she had intercourse within the last 24 hours. And they're still going to say no? It doesn't look like there was a struggle. She's like, because I thought he was going to kill me. So she didn't struggle. Like, she was trying to stay alive. I'm sorry. And the way one woman cop... We need more women cops. No, but that's all it took was one fucking girl to just like...

question it for a second i think that's all even like after watching this like i don't want to get like all fucking crazy or whatever with like this stuff but i think cases like those that involve rape the cop needs to be like a head like female cop that's on the case you know how we were talking at brunch about how guys can't gossip yeah how they can't get information they don't know anything how are they the fbi yeah how are they the fbi

It makes no fucking sense. And that woman cop and them, they're like still really good friends. Good. Yeah. Love that documentary. It's literally my favorite one. So glad you watched it and enjoyed it. And then Saturday, I had a packed Saturday. I went to dance, had the worst period cramps literally ever. Felt like my vagina had a chainsaw in it. So that was wonderful. It did, guys. I wish. No, I'm kidding.

bro i that that was something i would never wish but okay no there's got a little kink in her for chainsaws yeah and then i walked to get a coffee it's like my new saturday thing is like after dance walking to coffee it's like really nice and really peaceful so we just like you know shoot the shit at coffee after dance and it's very nice saturday afternoon weather was beautiful

yeah um i was gonna go to a barry's working on saturday morning but as usual typical my boyfriend's like let's just go to lifetime i'm so sick of him dude it's getting annoying at this point i'm so sick of him i need to just start booking the class because i'm like okay in the morning we'll wake up we'll see how we're feeling and we'll pick a time slot that we want to go to no i'm just gonna start booking it because fuck that and so we went to lifetime it was so packed

Like hardly I got a really good workout and my leg days have been so good I've been hitting legs twice a week and they've been just perfect um But then literally went home and was organizing around the house like packing I put a bunch of stuff in boxes that just like home decor stuff that i'm like I don't care if this gets packed up I'm moving in two weeks like whatever might as well get ahead of it And then later on that night I had to go to a dinner with one of my girls that had a friend in town so I just like

literally started getting ready at like two o'clock mood i got back and then had to kind of had to get ready quick because i kind of stayed at coffee for a while and then my friend from dance we had it planned we're gonna do a vision board making night so we got a bunch of magazines she got boards she's very artsy she is a florist and like just very artsy and like does crafty things so she made a charcuterie board that was beautiful so we fucking like we tore up that charcuterie board like for real um

And then like everyone's drinking wine and I was like, well, that looks so good. But you know, next, next time I got, I brought a kin euphoric.

I don't know. It was like working or just the vibes were high. It was like the social one. Oh my God. I was like in such a good mood. Like it was in such a good mood. That's why I was like, oh my God, I can't wait to like have my friends later. Like it was just kind of make me like, I was just kind of ready for the night. We were literally just like gossiping, like just like talking, not like talking shit. It was just like gossiping. And we're like, do we want to play games? We're like, we're kind of like, no, like we're like, we'll, we'll chill for a second. Like we were all just like content talking like the girl whose house I'm actually do want to play a game. We're like, we're not, we're not bored. Yeah.

like we are okay here shooting the fucking shit then i made a vision board still my car it's really cute though yeah i went to grizelda's down in like the east side for dinner and i love going out to dinner with all girls because when we go to dinner it's like i want to get an app but i also want to drink and then get an entree but not eat the whole fucking thing because i don't want to feel like sluggish and gross going out so me and live one of my friends and then like

so there were six of us. So we got three entrees and they were massive entrees. It was like, we got steak fajitas. It was just the perfect amount of food. So good. Like I would definitely go back there to eat there, but to go out, it wasn't really the best because I would rather go somewhere where, uh,

I'm going out to dinner and then kind of can walk to the bars or just be like very close to the bars Like we were kind of far away from everything We got into an uber and then we went over to lucky duck One of my friends has a friend in town So I was kind of letting her leak lead the way of like what she wanted to show her friend I was like, oh, where are we going? She's like, oh I want to go show her lucky duck and I was like

Oh my God. Lucky Duck is literally my favorite place in the world. Spress and Martini is... Oh my God. Literally cries hearing she's going to Lucky Duck. No, I scream. She's like, I love it there. Is it your first time there this year? Yes. Dude, I haven't been to either Latchkey or Lucky Duck in months. Me neither. Months. So we get there. It's obviously freezing because it's outside, but there's heaters. There's this guy. He... So think of it this way. Six beautiful girls walking to the back of this bar. Creepy man notices us. We sit down.

He comes and sits right in the middle of us at the picnic table. It's like him. I know. And he's just, he's hammered, like slurring his words, bragging to us about how much money he makes and all of this. And I'm like,

opportunity i go okay so buy his shots then and he mr money bag literally like bragging about how much money he makes how he's an entrepreneur all this stuff i'm like okay buy our shots then and then we get up to the bar he already has a tab open the bartender knows him and like all this stuff and he's just like flexing so hard i'm like okay great awesome we grab all the shots and then we take them and we kind of just like ignore him for the rest because this man i'm not even kidding taylor i told him i had a boyfriend and he got so angry he was like

He was like, why isn't he here then? Like, what the fuck? Like, wouldn't you want your man here? Like, all this stuff. I was like, dude, it's a... Read the room. It's a girl's night. Like, obviously he's not fucking here. Like, are you crazy?

and I was like we have to get out of here so then we went across the street to another bar and we were at this bar for probably like an hour went over to Lashkey this man shows up at Lashkey I'm like ducking down hiding I'm like I can't let this man see me I'm like he's crazy but then he ended up disappearing from my eye view and I was like typical Lashkey night was on the tables having such a good time music was lit we met like

A few other people ended up coming and joining us. And there were people that we knew there from other friend groups. So it was just, it was a good time. It was a vibe. I haven't had like a solid girls night out since Diplo. Yeah. Since Diplo. And it was a lot of fun. I brought, when I left, I brought clothes and I told him, I was like, if you guys end up going out,

because she was like i don't really want to go out i was like you're literally going to but that's cute that you think that i was like i'm gonna bring clothes i was like i'm gonna bring clothes because i'm like probably gonna leave there at like like nine or ten or something and like um i'll like pop by where you guys are so like i'm texting one of our friends she's like oh yeah i just got here like we'll be here for a while because i was like are you like staying or are you going home if you're staying i'll go but like if you're gonna go home in 10 minutes then like i'm not going she's like oh yeah i just got here

so i was like okay cool so like i'm driving across i see sam on the side of the road like dude you scared the fucking shit out of me like i have the worst night vision i do have contacts and all dude this fucking car she's like screaming at me i'm like sam what the fuck is going on and then i'm like you it was like a jump scare i felt like i saw a ghost and i was like and then i like obviously found my uber and yeah you're like my uber series gonna leave me i was like okay and then my friends were like wait we want to go to west can we just get in your car and i was like

okay i was like that works i couldn't find parking on east so i was i was literally about to go home because i couldn't find parking and like i didn't want to like you know it's one of those things i was like if it's not gonna be convenient i'm going home you know so i was like it was already late it was so late it was 11 yeah hey the kin euphoric like i was just like up and at them like i was like i want to like everyone looked like they were having fun on snap i was like i want to go anyways doesn't do drugs does can you euphoric yeah yeah

So I was like, yeah, sure. Just like hop in my car. Like I'm, I'll pull right up. We'll go. So we go, I'm leaving latchkey. They, they get in my car. I'm like, let's go stop. So like, there's a stop sign that's right next to the line to get into latchkey. I'm at the stop sign. I just like turn my head out the window and,

I make direct eye contact with my ex-boyfriend in line for latchkey and my windows aren't tinted at all. I drive a fishbowl. So I literally just look and we make direct eye contact and he literally looked at me like, bro, like, are you fucking kidding me? Because he probably thought I was going in there, but I was just like, bye.

like i was like he was like what the fuck he probably was in the bars like turning every second to see if no i texted him i was like don't worry i'm going to west i was like i was like you can slide though if you want and he was like no thanks and i was like okay have fun and need an answer but i was like don't worry i'm not going in there like don't worry um we go to west we go into key bar and the bouncer i mean i got rejected he didn't text me

But no, the bouncer takes my ID and he goes, you're really pretty. And I was like, thank you. And I like and he was kind of cute. I was like, like, that was very nice. Like he just like, I don't know. He had a cool like by the confidence. I don't know. I was like, then I asked my friends, I was like, should I give my number like on a napkin? And they were like, yes, 100%.

and i'm like dead ass sober though so this is like taking like balls you know so i really had to think about it but i asked the girl for like a pen i wrote it and as we left i gave him the number and they were getting free alcohol like no other so guys my willpower to not drink was crazy they were bringing champagne every five seconds there was some fucking shot going around that no one even knew what was in it very safe i know so like and there's a second where my friend's like wait hold this it's like a stack of three shots i'm just holding them i'm like

I was like, damn, it's really, you know, talk about a test. I was like, I could just drink them right now. I was like, this would be a lot, probably more fun. But I was like, nope. I was like, wow, so much free alcohol. But I gave the guy my number when we left and he like looked at it and he started laughing. It was really funny. And then we like went to a few other bars. A lot of twists. He has a girlfriend.

well he's the one that hit on me first i would never i wouldn't have given my number if he didn't say something to me no exactly that's what i'm saying maybe he's like he was like oh i fucked up yeah i fucked up i shouldn't have said that but we just like bopped around i got such a good parking spot too it was crazy yeah i love that it was like a sign from the universe i was like oh nice um

Oh my god. And there were such annoying guys talking to us. I was like, please. Like, I'm sober. Like, get away from me. Like, I'm here to talk to my friends and not to make small talk with you. Yeah. I was like... So the reason I left is because one of my other girlfriends left and I knew I wanted to Irish goodbye at some point. And she was like, I gotta go. Because she had to work at 7 in the morning. And I was like, girl, good for you for even being out this late. And she does like serious work. Yeah, serious work. Like, she needs her brain to be working like right away at 7 a.m. And I was like, she said she was leaving. I was like...

Fuck yes. Because sometimes I can get away with Irish goodbyeing, but when it's a girls' night, I just don't feel like I have the power to do it because I'm like, I don't want them to be mad at me for leaving and all this stuff. I just get more in my head about it. Well, I just need, if it's a girls' night, I don't want to think that you got kidnapped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Like, you can't just disappear. Yeah. But when she said she was leaving, I was like, I'm coming with her. And then me and her snuck out the door. And we left. And...

Yeah, I had myself a little bit of a dramatic night, which I'm not going to get into too much, but I will say that... Because it involves other people. Yeah, it involves other people, but I'm just going to be really careful with my friends for 2024. Really evaluating the type of people that I want in my close circle. That's definitely for sure. Who you give your energy to. Yeah. And I might as well just go on a little bit of a rant about it for a quick second, but...

maybe this is gonna be a hot take for some people maybe it won't be but having a lot of friends is a red flag like a friend to all is a friend to none yeah when someone brags that they have so many friends and so many friends it's so hard for them to maintain like balancing hanging out with everyone i'm like that's a fucking walking red flag like to me what's been really important to me and i've said this so many times over the podcast is that

I want to make more deep-rooted best friends. Like, obviously, I have you, Taylor, but I want, like, more of that. I want more friendships like yours forever.

through other girls and i've been doing that and i don't think certain people understand how important it is to have really deep friendships because surface level ones are just not going to get you so far they're going to end up fucking you over down the road which kind of happened to me this past weekend or just like not fully care about you like i'm someone like if you're my best friend i'm gonna ride or die for you like i will literally punch a bitch for you like yeah i will stick up for you no matter what and i want to feel like the same would be reciprocated yeah and

if it's not gonna be reciprocated i just don't think you can be my best friend 100 and when you say like someone with a lot of friends is a red flag i 100 agree and i'm very that's why i think a lot of people especially in high school i'd always get to like you're so mean because i never fucked with girls that every girl they met they were just so over the top nice to in the sense that you don't wait you don't know her yeah like why are you talking to her like

The same way like you talk to me or like why are you calling her your best friend? You just met or being so excited. I'm not like that with people like i'm not gonna be like Oh my god, like you're my best friend like right when we meet because like no you're not I can't like sam's my best friend Like I have like my friend from homeless or like I have my good friends You're not all of a sudden my best friend my dance friends and hang out with now I've been going to that dance studio for over a year And i'm just like, you know, I like them it takes me like i'm not just gonna be like, oh my god my best

my best friends. It's like you need to get to know people. Yeah, like dropping the word best friend like crazy to a bunch of people is not good. It's a massive red flag within your friendship because how can you trust...

I don't know. The word best friend is just very heavy for me. And I'm not going to label a bunch of people as my best friend. Hot take. I think friend is a strong word. Yeah. Like, you're my acquaintance. I have my best friends.

I have my friends and I have people I know. Yeah, people you know. It's a good word. Because like I get a lot of comments too on our like a lot of the content that we post of like blogs or going out and people will be like, oh my God, you have so many friends. Like I know a lot. No, I just know a lot of people. Like if I'm having a 50 person boat for my birthday, I know a lot of people. I don't have 50 friends. Yeah. No. Like.

I know of these people or maybe it's like my boyfriend's friends or my other friend's friends, but they're not my friend. They're just someone I know. Like I wouldn't invite them to my wedding. Yeah, exactly. Oh, my wedding's gonna be so small. Like I wouldn't invite them to my wedding. And to me, a best friend, like to me, I have two best friends. I have two best friends. And it's like, you guys would be like in my wedding. Yeah. And then like, even if I say someone's like my good friend or like my friend, that's a strong word.

because like i just know these other people especially your best friend like one thing i've been struggling with within this friendship with this person is i want to hang out with them i want to see them all time it's just not getting back to you it's just not getting back to me and it's like how can you call me your best friend but not make the effort to hang out with me i want my best friend to literally be texting me all the time wanting to make plans making sure we're meeting up at least once a week like

that's just how i that's my expectations with a best friend and maybe it's not for you but that's okay but just don't be throwing around the word best friend because it's that's not what it is 100 so agreed agreed um yeah the rest of my saturday was like whatever just like going out and then sunday we had brunch which was like so chaotic yeah it was so chaotic so chaotic because i was like guys you want to go to brunch it was like yeah like six people in the group chat like yeah brunch but then obviously we had

of the night that we just like spoke about. And then a friend worked at seven and then our other friend works night shifts. And she was like, I'm going to try to make it, but like she needs to sleep during the day. And then people got really fucked up. And me and Sam were like, it's literally just us at brunch. And I was like, okay, well, if I don't go to the reservation, I'm going to get charged on my cards.

So we got to go to brunch. So we literally order our food. We sit down. We're like, whatever. We'll just get brunch. Not no biggie. And then our friend is like, oh, wait, we're here. And we're like, oh, but it's like 15 minutes late. 15 minutes late. Didn't even text. She was coming. We assume they're probably dead hungover. Like we didn't think anyone else was coming because no one else was saying anything. So we're like, oh, it's just as we order food. And then she's like, oh, we're here. And we're like, oh, shit. Like, well, we ordered food. Yeah. And keep in mind, we went from sitting at like a six person table to like

Getting it changed to a tiny like two person table. So then now we're the four of us are sitting at this little table and we're eating our food while they're ordering their food. And I'm like, this is just a shit show. Just a shit show. And our waiter was like, I'm new here. I'm like, sorry.

Sorry for being a shit show, but it was fine. No, it was fine. It was fine. The food was really good. The food was good. We all got the steak and eggs, which they were in such a rush to order that they didn't even know what the price was of the steak and eggs. So they ordered it. And then we got the bills and they're like, 40 bucks. I was like, oh, yeah, you guys didn't like the menu. They're like, no, your food just looked good. I was like, oh, yeah.

it's just common sense though that steak and eggs is like gonna be the most expensive breakfast on the menu yeah it was definitely expensive but we still like got to have fun and like talk and do all that it was just a rocky start of like confusing yeah for the for the waiter and like for the vibe of a restaurant because you can't be late to a

a reservation honestly you know what i will say my new favorite of this week was hot coffee at a restaurant unlimited hot coffee at a restaurant is superior we talked about it last week i know but it wasn't like a favorite i'm saying like this week is my favorite of the week so crazy i love that i feel like you're just slowly coming on to things so like i've told you i've liked and you don't like yeah i drink hot coffee and you're like i could never drink hot coffee and i'm like hot coffee's good sometimes

yeah and now you drink our coffee i'm like i just like i don't think i would ever have it here at my house or anything but the fact that it's unlimited when you're out to eat because i drink drinks so fast that knowing that oh my god i can slurp this and two seconds later he this man's gonna be over my shoulder pouring me another cup i can slurp it yeah

And then we went to like an event that wasn't an event, which like isn't even like worth fucking talking about. Yeah. We literally just like showed up somewhere and then left immediately because it was like, this is an event. And then it wasn't. It was so weird that I had to go to the gym and do my walk, you know, on that grind, how to fucking hit legs. And then I went on a long walk. Then I made the most delicious pasta ever.

little pesto from trader joe's oh because i also went to trader joe's pesto from trader joe's little chicken little parmesan cheese it was fucking dank and then yeah the pesto from sure joe's is the best pesto ever yeah i wonder if suzy likes that one she definitely does not i don't know how she had it i have to pee real quick before we keep going oh anyways i should just keep talking while sam's gone

I went to Trader Joe's and I've been loving Trader Joe's and I'm about to live so close to a Trader Joe's, which is one of the greatest things in life. And I'm really excited to live near Trader Joe's. Oh my God. I don't even know like what to talk about when she's gone. Cause I already talked about all my shit guys. She's coming. Three, two, one. It was very quick. I was trying to keep them occupied, but I didn't really have anything to say. The stream would not stop.

Yeah, I just spent all Sunday sitting at my boyfriend's house. I had dino nuggets. I saw your story. And I'm not going to lie, biting into them and seeing what was in the inside, it kind of icked me out. I've never liked them. They're just so processed. I've never liked them. I like the... If you're going to get frozen nuggets or frozen chicken anywhere, get them from Trader Joe's. The big green and white bag...

those chicken tenders are so good I used to make those all the time I've never liked dino nuggets even as a kid yeah and I was sitting there eating them which he just knows me so well he doused mine in buffalo sauce and brought it over to me I was like you just know me and I get I was getting so many swipe ups from that plate because I posted his plate and my plate and obviously like the closer one obviously is

gonna be mine but everyone was swiping up being like i just know the one covered in buffalo sauce is yours like i'm like you guys just know me so well i was gonna swipe up and say i can hear this picture because i saw the monopoly go cards and i could just like hear you guys arguing arguing over monopoly yeah yeah we were playing monopoly for a while and then because i'm moving in two weeks my lazy not even lazy ass but i'm just it's clever in my brian is packing i've been just packing my car really slowly so i'll buy things and

Girl math buy things slowly rather than all at once. And so i'm buying things on amazon I'm buying like cleaning products like everything keeping it in my car. I'm not even bother bringing it in the house I'm, just keeping in my car for the next two weeks so a few of the things that I bought was monopoly and sorry the board games and

And the sorry board game I realized was in my car. So I ran out to my car, grabbed sorry. And then we were playing sorry as well. And again, continuous just screaming at each other because we're just both so competitive and we can't let each other win. But yeah, that was pretty much my entire Sunday. Just rotting. I was very not hungover. It was more just like tired. Yeah. Like I can even feel it right now. I'm so tired. Yeah. Bad. Yeah. Yeah.

that was it okay so now you've had your tits for a year tits for a year tits for a year so a year ago like two days ago um sam got her fucking tits done and i had to take care of her that day like i drove her to the doctor and i'm like bro like what am i doing like i'm gonna take care of you like after surgery yeah what the fuck it was so quick it was like literally i came back it was like 30 minutes it was like she's done like i gotta call i'm like

okay like and i'm like i guess i'm gonna go pick her up so i like i'm in the parking lot they wheel this girl out to me she looks like death like death like can't even talk is like half awake and then i'm pale as fuck too like i remember the freezing you're like i'm cold like you're a mess and i'm like how am i supposed to take it like i'm taking care of her like what i can't

What am I supposed to do? I'm like, our house, you have to go upstairs. It's a living room. So I'm prepped. I'm like, I'm going to have to set up the downstairs bedroom to be like a suitable place where she can go upstairs. Yeah. She can't walk. She's just like, make sure she doesn't like fall off the couch. Give her some crackers. Like she'll be good. I'm like,

that's all this girl needs some crackers i'm like she looks fucked up so i'm like oh my god and you're like i'm so cold like man like so uncomfortable i'm like i don't tell you girl gotta go home like gotta get in the car there's speed bumps in the parking lot i'm going over the speed bumps and you're like what i'm like i'm

sorry i'm like i don't know what you want me to do and then you're like literally just drugged the fuck up at our house a year ago dude yeah like i we have a few videos not much content i knew that day too i was like sam stay away from your phone because i don't want you posting anything fucking stupid you were just laying there there wasn't much to film you doing funny i know but like even me like i just didn't want to pull my phone out and be like

You would have shown your whole... Yeah, like saying something stupid. So I was like, I just didn't really want to be on my phone. I did a lot of napping that day. But that entire day is such a blur to me. Like, honestly, don't really remember much. Besides, I did throw up because my... Everyone's side effects from the anesthesia is different. For me personally, I got the shivers and I threw up. So take it as you will. My brother recently got surgery and he had absolutely no side effects from it. So...

if you're getting surgery and you've never like gone under before you're everyone's side effects are gonna be different but you were fine pretty quick because i went to the gym that day like i wasn't i was prepared to stay home the whole day but you were like when you went to the gym is when i threw up oh yeah period yeah but you were like i'm good because she was basically like make sure she doesn't fall like off the couch you know what i'm saying yeah like make sure she doesn't like

fucking do something dumb but you were like i'm fine like you kind of woke up and you were like i'm i'm good like dude but i remember throwing on some tv show i don't remember what it was uh-huh acting like i was gonna watch it do not remember a single thing that was playing on that tv i gave you food and i remember you couldn't eat it yeah give you like soup and crackers yeah and that soup i threw it right up it was it made me really nauseous yeah and how have you when do you think your boobs felt like normal

Honestly, by the summer, like right around my birthday, I would say six months, six months. Yeah. Which so the drop drop and fluff process of boobs, when you get your boobs done, you get them done. They are so high up in your chest. They're tight. Like it just feels like you have tight lungs. That's like what it feels like. And that process for them to drop and fluff can be anywhere from like two to six months. And for me, I realized they kind of fully dropped and fluffed around the three month mark.

But one was dropping a little bit quicker than the other. I think it was my left one that was taking a little bit longer than my right one. So they were like a little bit different. I could tell like in some of the photos when I look back on it. In the moment, you don't really notice it as much, but I could tell in the photos. But I would say by like six months is when they were fluffy. They were more obviously not natural, but like looked more natural than a month post-surgery. So and I feel like once I got my...

The clear to wear bras and stuff. Oh my goodness. Like the feminine, like,

Self and me just like truly came out. I have never like actually shopped for bras or shopped for like Underwire things or just anything that's gonna compliment my boobs before So it was a definitely a fun new thing that I was doing where I was like trying on new tops that would compliment my boobs and What not and like when I went to go to victoria's secret. I'm not even kidding. Like I almost cried I was so excited because I think I was a

I want to say 32B or something. I don't even know. I can't remember the last time I owned a bra before that. And when I went and tried on it, and I was like a 34, between a D and a double D, it just...

Depends on if I want my boobs to be pouring out of the bra or if I want them to comfortably fit if I want them to comfortably fit then it's a double D and I just remember like sitting there being like wow, I cannot believe that I'm doing this right now Bought a bra and then about a week later got the clear to wear underwire bras and I brought a bunch of bathing suits that like complimented me and then slowly was getting rid of a lot of stuff in my closet because obviously I'm not gonna fit into a lot of shirts anymore and I'm still kind of building

building up my shirt collection it's just it's gonna take a while because like i even tried on things the other day when i was getting ready i was like fuck i can't i can't have this like doesn't fit me doesn't look right anymore like whatever um but i would say honestly what would you say when like more of like that feminine side of me came out i would say around summer i feel like right away you you were very it wasn't even like the feminine you were just like i want to be like

Yeah. Out. Partying. Going crazy. You were like, bus, club, another club, bus, club. Like, you used to be very, like, I would just rather stay home. It was a confidence boost. Like, no other. You just used to be very, like, I'd rather stay home. Like, oh, no plans this weekend? Like, I'm not going to... Not necessarily having plans, but, like, no plans this weekend? Like, I'm not going to, like, try to make sure we go to a bar. Or, like, I'm not going to, like, make sure that, like, a...

Something happens like that. Like, you know, like just like chill instead or like take the weekend off. It was like Friday, Saturday. And like both of us got kind of like that. And like it was also just a, it was half the boobs and half just like the people we were with. It was like a mix of everything. Yeah. But with the boobs, like you were going on a bunch of dates. Like you were in your like dating. Oh my God, my stomach just made a really loud noise. Yeah, I heard that.

like dating all the time. So like you were always on like dates and every time you'd go out, there'd be like five dudes that were like, you were trying to meet up with. That was also like, you were going out more. And then it was like,

These four guys are meeting up with me. And it was like... It was just so like... What the fuck? Like it was like balls to the wall. No, I think it was definitely a big confidence boost for me. Yeah, it was like balls to the wall. We went to Mexico, got fucked up in Mexico. Like we were just like... Balls to the wall. Yeah, I was... I was honestly feral from January to... I want to say...

maybe may you just knew you're about to get cuffed i knew i was like i gotta get all this energy out you just know but like for a background me and my current boyfriend we didn't start hooking up until february so it was like a month after i got my boobs done and then from february to july is when we were like just hooking up with no label and it's

yeah i mean from january to i want to say march is when i didn't really owe him anything yeah and i was still going on dates yeah i was making out with guys but i would not do anything past that yeah you weren't sleeping with anyone i wasn't sleeping with anyone like being fucking out on the town i was just being out going barrel going crazy holding your tits at all times yeah holding my tits still a thing though yeah still on the tits

Like, if you're like, I'm not that drunk, and then two seconds later you're on the table holding your tits, it's like, time to go home. Time to go home. Time to go home. You are done for the night. Any, like, any regrets? No. Literally none. So a lot of people, too, will be like, oh, like, workouts have changed and stuff. Yeah, but...

I wouldn't even say... Obviously, the boob job was a big reason why my workouts changed because I couldn't work out for nearly like three months when I... Like post-surgery. That was a big thing. But also...

It was the timing of it. Like I was also in that transition of no longer tracking my food anymore. We got our birth control. So our whole brain shifted. Yeah. Like so much in my life changed. Yeah. Throughout that maybe six months time period that yeah, obviously my boob job played a big role in it. Couldn't work out how to find other things that I enjoyed like Pilates or berries running that didn't involve, you know, upper body lifts.

and so yeah that changed now i'd still a year later haven't hit chest but honestly like i don't even think but like getting a chest fly machine isn't like make or break your exactly but also i don't even think i would even like a year later even if i didn't get my surgery i don't even think like i would care yeah i don't think i'd be doing chest as crazy as like i was maybe two years ago exactly like my lifestyle's changed i care more about going to the gym honestly like

Make sure I'm hitting legs twice a week. I'll do upper body twice a week. That's what I'm doing too. But like, I just don't care as much about...

lifting five six days a week and i don't care if i'm never gonna hit chest again i tried it last week and i know a lot of people keep being like i post up like slowly was incorporating started doing push-ups started doing this i'm like guys i do that like i go to barry's workout classes there's a lot of chest exercises involved when i'm hitting shoulders i'm basically hitting like my upper chest like i feel myself hitting chest and

But at the end of the day, chest isn't really a muscle you need to work out. I know. Exactly. So I just don't care to get back into it. It's not like you can't hit glutes. Yeah. Yeah. Chest is not. I don't care to get back into hitting chest. I'm totally fine with the way my workout routine is. Also, some people get boob drops and do hit chest. Like, Kenzie Vance was, like, benching, like, two months after her fucking surgery. Well, she might have gone over the muscle then. No, she went under. She did? Yeah.

two months after damn that's crazy like a few months after people have different experience like it's probably also like if you want it that bad like yeah you can probably find a way to keep to like get back into it but like you really want it that bad so yeah like if you if it's that important to you yeah also i should probably explain like everything that i did for my um

surgery so i got 330 cc's both boobs my boobs were symmetric a lot of the time when you go to your consult you're going to be told that your boobs are unsymmetric it's normal it's common so you may need to get two different size implants that'd be me in your boobs um luckily i didn't have to do that so i was 330 cc high profile and i got the silicone um gummy bear implants i

I went under the muscle and my implant or my incision is under the boob fold. Honestly, give it one more year and I think I won't have scars anymore. Like they, he did such a good job at like,

stitching me back up like seriously i am thankful for that because i was kind of worried about that the first six months they were still kind of purple and there and i didn't let the sun hit them like if i did like have an under boob in my bathing suits like sunblock on them immediately so that was another thing that like was really important to me like

The first summer was literally no sun at all on them. And if I did, I didn't care if I had like a nice big white blob of sunblock under my boob.

and um i was using for a little bit this scar oil that you massage i think i used it for the first three months because you're gonna have really bad scar tissue it's gonna be really crunchy you have to massage it same on any part of your body if you get a scar like you're gonna have scar tissue you have to massage it out but the boob like i would be doing it and like i'd feel it like pop it was disgusting disgusting to say the least but like massaging it every night in my skincare routine um

letting all the little air bubbles out. It was nasty, but if you don't do it, it will definitely add up down the road. So if you're going to get your boobs done, make sure you're getting the scar oil and massaging them every night. And then, um, yeah, I didn't,

I think I transitioned into sleeping just on my side like two months in I was all I slept on my back for a month I think and that was honestly the worst part like I would wake up in the middle of the night and realize I was over and I would get so scared because I'd be like fuck my

my boobs are gonna migrate like because i'm on my side like i thought like one boob is gonna pop into the other socket which is not possible like i have a bone in the middle there's no way like one can just like pop over to the other one but in my mind i just thought like oh my god sam you cannot sleep on your side um but then i have full mobility back maybe by like the month and a half mark so my transition back into normal life was pretty easy it was you drove your car the next day yeah like you're which they they said i could but it depended on like

I got a lot of medical like drugs for post like surgery for like pain. I didn't take any of them. And they told me if you were to take them, like you can't get in your car. But I was like, I just don't want to take them. I have like something like really like against like

Drugs like that like I just like did not want to put it in my body So I was like i'm not using them like I don't even care if i'm in so much pain I don't want them and luckily I wasn't really in that much pain So I was like pretty much back into like my routine. Yeah, you were you just couldn't lift your arms Yeah, I couldn't lift my arms I would make sure you prepare if any girl is going to get their boobs done Make sure you prepare with that and

If there's anything that you know that you need to reach to on a daily basis that is above your head Put it on the counter like our bowls. I have breakfast every morning oatmeal I was putting the bowls on the counter just out in the open for me So I didn't have to reach up and get them protein powder That was also on the counter because it's up in the top cabinet like anything that I knew that was gonna be reaching for down My shampoo and conditioner in my shower I have one of those like things that you hook onto the shower head for like the shampoo to be all in the top Nope, make sure it's either on the ground or it's like

reach level for you. Like everything just needs to be out and ready for you. Also button up tops. I think for the first two weeks I was just doing button up tops just because it was easier for me to get them on. But if you want to risk a little bit of pain, you can do the pull over tops and pull them over your head. But

Yeah, and I didn't even wear my surgical bra for that long. I was wearing regular bras, I think, within the first week. I hated the surgical bras. Oh, you were wearing sports bras. Yeah, sports bras is what I meant. No underwire. I couldn't wear underwire. I didn't get the clear to do underwire until like the two and a half mark. Because that's when we went, yeah, we went to like Cabo. No, we went to Cabo like two months later. Yeah. So whatever like our trip to Cabo was is when I got the clear to wear underwire. Yeah. Any other plastic surgery in your future? I don't know. No.

I don't know. Like, I know I don't need a nose job, but, like, it just seems so cool. I want a nose job so bad. However, a nose job is so invasive. A nose job is a gnarly fucking surgery. Yeah. Like, a nose job is no fucking joke. But the recovery is so quick, though. They, like, hammer your face.

I want a nose job so bad. The amount of people that will get a nose job and like won't even show it on social media because of how easy the recovery is. See, but I also like there was this girl I watched on YouTube forever and she did like a whole series when she got her nose job and like your face is like fucked for like all bruised. Like she vlogged the whole recovery. Yeah. Gross. I want a nose job so bad. So bad. I don't know. Obviously, like I don't really care at this very moment to get anything more done to myself. I'm getting my lip filler out.

Tomorrow, actually. It just, like, migrated. My lips are too small to hold filler. I just feel like it migrates so quickly because, like, I don't have a big enough, like...

socket my top lip i think i'm just gonna remove the top lip i'm gonna keep the filler in the bottom lip and then i'm just gonna get a lip flip so that way like it looks bigger than they are but they're just gonna you know open up um but i can't do anything after i get my filler taken out for two weeks so it has to like settle can't touch in my lips and then two weeks later i'll go back and maybe i'll get um a lip flip but yeah you know what i want and we've talked about and we're like why do people get it chin lipo chin lipo why you have hallie gate because

I like eat very healthy. I worked out a lot. I haven't drank in a while. I will always have like, and like you guys, I don't need you to tell me that I don't have it or that you don't see, you know, it's one of those things. It's like, I see it. Okay. Like, so you can tell me all the time that I don't need it and I appreciate it, but you don't have to, like, I don't need pity. Like,

I would say every single time like I open my camera like my front camera or like like I'm insecure about the way like my like double chin looks like you're the way like under here. You haven't gone like the master of Botox in a while. Why don't you keep doing that first before you consider getting lipo? Yeah, maybe but like I just like the master of Botox transformed my face like I hate it. I hate it so much and like

Oh my god, I just wish I could get a fucking chin lipo. Because, like I said, I work out all the time. I've been getting like hella steps. Like I haven't drank. It's like my face is puffy because I haven't drank in like 30 days. You know what I'm saying? Like my lifestyle is fine. So it's like if it's not going to go away with that, I want it gone. I could keep getting massed or Botox. Yeah, I think you should go massed or Botox route first. Okay, I'll try to keep getting it. My face used to be a fucking square. And now it's like a triangle, an upside down triangle, a Dorito.

um but yeah i do want a nose job yeah it's like that's more of a thing i guess and i've kind of always wanted a nose job but it's more of a the internet the internet is making me big on wanting it oh yeah i would have never have had any of the insecurities i had three four years ago not doing social media

Yeah, I want to do this job. Actually, besides my boobs, I feel like that's always been a thing of mine. You've always wanted a boob job. Yeah, I've always wanted a boob job. Let's be real here. But everything else, I'm like, the little things that I don't notice, which lately people have been making comments about me talking with my hands. I'm not insecure about that, but now I notice it more because I do talk with my hands. I'm like, okay, I get it, guys. I talk with my hands. Oh, also I want veneers. But I know everyone right now hates veneers, but I think there's some people that have good veneers. I want my teeth done. That's duh. I want my teeth done.

so bad. Like, my teeth have been my biggest insecurity since I was like... You want to know what my... I think my regret is right now that I'm realizing? Not going bigger. Oh, I thought you were going to say that. Yeah. I disagree. No, like, even just like one, like, CC. One CC, you'd barely notice. But like, I think that I don't think...

They should be bigger. You're looking at my boobs as if you can see them. I'm wearing a sweatshirt. I'm trying to imagine. I don't think so. A nose job in Texas is between 4,000 and 15. That's a big range. Yeah. I would love a nose job. It's just scary though because that's like really changing your entire face. Yeah. But I would love a nose job. I mean, it depends on the person though. But I want my teeth done. Like Brianna Chicken Fry, it changed her whole face. But that's because she...

really changed her nose i don't even know let's see like i don't know whose nose i could be like oh i want because it's like i like their nose on their face but what about you have to do yeah you have to do you just need to go to your console and go like talk to them about like what would look good on your face they have all these machines where they'll i know they like make a picture yeah so i just it freaks me out to look in the mirror like not recognize myself

Yeah. I mean, that's something you would get over really quickly. Like me with my boobs. I was like looking in the mirror. I was like, wow, that's not real. Big tits are fun. Like your nose, like your face, like not recognizing your face, like a different nose. But you won't even know. I don't even think you will notice that much though. Cause you're seeing yourself from the front. I feel like if anything, it's going to look different from the side. No, because I, where I'm insecure about my nose is the front. Really? I don't mind my side profile. Interesting. It's not a side thing. It's a front thing.

Mine's a side. Because my nose is very wide. I want to pinch my nose. My nose is very wide. It doesn't have shape. I've gotten really good at my nose contour, though. Also, guys, I hope you guys take this seriously.

I don't sit around and cry eating myself up about how I look. I'm just being honest. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? This isn't supposed to be a toxic conversation. And don't lie. Every girl, like, talks about, like, this type of stuff. Like, I just don't want to sit here and be like, oh my god, like, these girls, like, hate themselves. Like, no, I love myself. I'm just, like, I'm just saying if you gave me 20 grand, I'd get my teeth done and I'd get a nose job. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. If money wasn't

endless like and people are so anti-veneer but let me tell you when you've been insecure about your teeth forever like and someone can tell you that they'll just give you new teeth bro all i want is teeth give me new teeth yeah now but if any sugar daddy all these people on snapchat are always like let me pay for this let me pay for that pay for my veneers oh another thing too with the boob job is i can't like breastfeed anymore and people always make comments like how do you feel you can breastfeed guys i literally don't even want children let alone have i thought about breast you don't want children ever

No, not anytime soon. Okay, duh. I'm saying you don't... Children? But like I just like the thought of it. Like I don't care. My kids don't have formula. I don't really want children either. I would... Or was I a formula baby? I don't know. I think I was a formula baby. I'm going to try to breastfeed, but if I can't breastfeed... Because some people like literally can't or have issues like doing it.

if i can i'm not gonna put pressure on myself but i'm gonna try if i have kids dude my last period i don't really want kids my last period i had my boobs were so fucking big and so they still get bigger smaller with your period well that was the thing i never noticed because i didn't really like like now i notice i was talking to one of my other girlfriends about this i notice my tender boobs now i never noticed my tender boobs is there any difference of feeling in your boobs

Like do your nipples feel the same? Yeah, they feel the same. They feel the same. Yeah. Which I lost feeling in my nipple for about a month because they obviously have to rip or cut through your nerves in your boob and they reconnect your nerves. So it takes a while for your boobs to have full like feeling back. My nipples was one like, oh my God, the hot water in the shower that would hit my nipple. I'd be like, ow, that hurts so bad. But, um, interesting. Yeah. The, um,

Only thing really that I noticed with my boobs, if anything, is just like more things to touch. So more sensitivity in a good way. Okay. That makes sense. Yeah, sure. Yeah. I think. Because like I didn't really have anything that like. You didn't pay attention to them. Yeah. Now you like pay attention to them. Yeah. And men probably weren't paying attention to them. No, they definitely weren't. Maybe that's just what it is. Yeah. Yeah.

Isn't that kind of crazy? Your boyfriend only knows you with fake boobs. Like, would he like you before boobs? Dude, he's the only one who's ever hooked up with me with fake boobs. That's kind of crazy. Wait, I feel like they need more, like... Well, I remember being... They need more experience in the wild. I know. I remember being with him the very first night. Like, and I was like... I know, you were like, be careful. I was like, one, be careful with them, and two, you lucky fucker. You're the first one to see them. I feel like they need more, like, time in the wild. Yeah, I know. You agree? No. No.

I just feel like the world like they need more time. But I do like like I do like flaunting them in the public. Oh yeah. I know we discussed that. You just. Yeah. You're letting everyone like any second. Yeah. Any second to wear a tiny itsy bitsy top. I'll take it up. Yep. I don't care. And if you're debating a boob job but you don't want to. I'm telling you all you need is Victoria's Secret bombshell bra y'all for your nights out. Yeah. Greatest thing in the history of the world is I have a regular Victoria's Secret bra and I like it.

yeah but i don't think i don't think you could probably fit yours in a bombshell bra no i tried yeah because i was like oh i want the extra plump nope i love my bombshell bra yeah it's my date bra and i need to go on a date soon i get my hair done on thursday and i'm like what do i do after that can i go on a date that's what i'm saying i'm gonna get my hair done yeah like someone needs to like see it yeah so if you're listening to this and you want to take me on a date sign into my dance

Yeah, I doubt any guys listening to this. Which, speaking of guys, I did have one guy that's a listener. Oh, I met two listeners last Saturday. Come up to me at Latchkey, and I was like, oh my god, a guy listener? Love that.

I met two girls at the bar and they were so cute and so nice. And, like, they were, like, big time listeners. So, they're definitely listening right now. Yeah. Fuck yeah. They were. They're really cute. Which I know I fucking forgot to do this at the beginning of the episode. If you're running right now listening to this, run fucking faster. Okay? Speed it up. You're probably at the end of your run by now. Fucking sprint. Oh, guys. I just want to, like, update on, like, the current person that I'm delusionally in love with for the listeners. Because we all know, like...

that's just how it is this guy on tiktok he sings he lives in new york oh my god i'm obsessed guys i'm obsessed with him name drop him what was it his name is matt we're mutuals no we already went over this master or no i know we're mutuals on instagram oh i hate matt's no he's like he's such a like golden retriever boy i've had horrible experiences with all matt's him

i'm anti matt i love him but he lives in new york unless this mac can prove us wrong he's not hit up my girl he's not like other mats yeah if you're not like other match tag not like other matt hit up my girl and prove us wrong that mats are good in new york and i'm just kind of like i will go to new york and hang out with you and see he's like sings and he has like a dog oh my god i'm in love with him yeah in love with him also i have dog fever i have tattoo fever i'm

All right, so you can get your tattoo and I'll get a dog. Next month? Yeah. You're going to move in and get a dog right when you move in? Yeah. Damn, I'm going to get a tattoo, yeah. I don't know what I want. So I've been wanting a tramp stamp. And then I've wanted a tramp stamp for like a year. Taylor! This is old news. Oh God, what is it going to be? Well, I don't know. But that's not necessarily what I'm going to get. But I've been wanting a tramp stamp. It's like going on a year of wanting a tramp stamp. This is old news. And then my friend from dance texted in our group chat. She's like, guys, I really want a tramp stamp. I was like...

bro same i'm like so glad you need you have to have some type of idea what you want like a number or like a word like i really want somewhere i want a 305 tattoo but the reason i couldn't get 305 as a tramp stamp is because 305 is too like rapper-y and like pitbull-y yeah that was a tramp stamp but if i had like if it wasn't an area code like that i'd get that i still want a 305 tattoo i just have to figure out what get phineas's paws

yeah yeah on my ass smack that ass yeah famous is like that's my ass mama yeah it's calling me um but i want i really want a cowgirl boot tattoo which is unfortunate because they're so trendy right now but i don't want a cowgirl boot tattoo because it's trendy i want a cowgirl boot tattoo because like i love country music like i live in texas like i want to think music reminiscent tattoo i think if you're gonna get a tramp stamp tattoo it needs to be something that's like

won't age it's like yeah no it has to be something so good but i don't want the cowgirls a tramp stamp yeah okay yeah that's what i thought you were gonna do no i just want to get this is separate i want a cowgirl boot tattoo but like i said i'm just mad they're really trendy because i want it because i like country music like i don't want it because it's trendy yeah country music and like living in texas like i want a cowgirl boot yeah but i think i'm gonna get a cowgirl boot when i go get tattoos unless i can come up with what i want as a tramp stamp

If you have tramp stamp ideas, DM them to me. Also, but I do want a 305 tattoo as well. I just have to figure out how I'd want it. Yeah. Maybe I can get... I haven't got any tattoos in a while. Guys, maybe I can get 305 in Pitbull's handwriting. No. Miami is fuck. No. Like, huge no. That'd be so funny. Yeah, I want 305 in a cowgirl boot and, like, random stuff.

I need a tattoo. I'm like itching. Yeah. I'm itching about a dog. So I relate. Yeah. But that's I like how at the end it's always like the like unhinged life updates. Yeah. At the end it's like, OK, so now let's talk real. I want a tramp stamp. I agree. Thank you so much for listening to us this week and we will see you next week when we talk about the things you wanted to. Yeah. Goodbye, guys.