Lets Talk About High School…Part 2
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Yeah. Well, anyways, guys, welcome back to another episode of... I don't know what I was going to say. Another episode of the One Thing About Us podcast. Like, we never say that. I thought you were also going to say the F word. No, no, no. I was going to say the full name of our show. I'm Taylor. I'm Sam. And this is a Sunday recording, so this is like fresh, like...

Fresh recap fresh like anxiety like dude. Yeah, i'm going through it right now I'm going through it really bad. Like i'm i'm actually going through really bad I was like so we were gonna plan to record later in the day on sunday But then I just realized I was like i'm gonna crash by the end of the day and not want to speak for like two Hours, so i'd rather just get it over I

It's just one of those things like my anxiety is kind of over nothing. Well, I know what it's about. That's actually no, that's a lie. I know the things I'm anxious about, but it's not a anxiety. We're like, do you need to talk about it? I'll talk about it. I have like two hours to share my like, you know, and sometimes you have anxiety because you did something stupid drunk. Yeah. You're anxious about that. It's more so like

after drinking my anxieties heightened so like just like life things are more anxious i didn't do anything stupid last night well i did but not that it would make usually my anxiety has no reason to it whatsoever yeah like i'm just anxious for no fucking reason yeah um but anyways guys comment on our instagram post what are you anxious about today let us know hopefully this podcast will actually relieve you of your anxiety and i think for me it will relieve you my anxiety because i just get to like

dumb talk and then i'll feel like clean yeah i feel like i let it all go i'm gonna take this hair off because i'm gonna hate it in a video i do feel crusty mussy dusty though right now like my eyes are like puffy i can tell i just you don't look it thanks i feel crusty because i woke up when i tell you guys i woke up with like 10 new pimples that all like are like red and hurt like

I don't know why. I took off all my makeup. I washed my face. I think it's the universe getting back at me. But I literally woke up... Bad decisions last night. So many, but they're so fun. And guess what? My therapist said, as long as I'm self-aware, that it's fine. And I said... Dude, I think you need to fire your therapist. What the fuck? No, no, no. I mean, there's more deep levels of what we talked about than that that I can't share. But it made sense if you heard the whole story. Okay. Anyways...

Yeah, we we gotta get into our our actual segments. We do we got to get this show rolling Do you want to tell me one thing about you? Do you have one? You don't have one. I don't fucking have one I never have one. So my one thing about me is more of a like psa to our listeners because like as someone who has like Been through multiple breakups like I really love and appreciate that you guys come to me like in my dms like

all the time of like i'm in this situation like how do i get over it like what do i do and like as much as i love that you come to me like i don't fucking know okay like i'm the last person you want advice to like you want to know how to get over your ex-boyfriend don't come to me like it's not that's not my realm of expertise like i really don't know what to tell you so it's just kind of like a psa like i don't know what i'm doing one thing about me is i don't know what i'm doing don't know how to properly go through a breakup like the best way so like

just all your dms i just feel really bad but i'm like y'all i don't know where to help you this girl was like i just like will it ever stop like i think about him all the time and i'm like no i'm like not to be like the worst person ever but no it doesn't i'm like but you will figure out how to live with it like it's gonna be okay i'm like but like no like you just got a deal so like just don't come to me like i don't know what i'm doing yeah okay mine i know what mine is my one thing about me is i'm so excited to go home and go back to boston in two and a half weeks and

And I'm going to the Bruins the very first day I get home. So I'm literally going to be just living my best life. And I'm staying in a hotel. I don't know if I told you this, but... Yeah, you did. Yeah, so I'm getting a hotel room for two nights at the end of my trip because my boyfriend's coming up to visit. And I'm literally going to act like I'm a tourist slash visitor in my own home city and just...

advantage of it because everyone always asks me like they're like oh what are your Boston recommendations guys I want you to be very much aware right now same Taylor probably can like speak on this as well as like not only have we both not lived in our like home cities in over like two years but also when we lived in our home cities we like didn't go out in the cities like I lived 25 minutes south of the city I didn't have adult money so I wasn't like

going out how I am here in Austin like I would back in Boston. That's so true. I didn't have adult money, especially like, I mean, Boston's super expensive too. These are expensive big cities. Me and my friends weren't going to dinner at Nobu. So don't ask me for Rex because I don't have Rex. I really don't have Rex. I have Rex if you find yourself in the area where I stay and you need a coffee, you need lunch. I got you. But you're trying to have the girls weekend of a lifetime? Yeah.

Don't... Yeah. Like, I don't even know. Like, when I went home in June and me and one of my best friends were visiting back in Boston. He lives in Hawaii now and I live in Austin, obviously. We both try to always go home at the same time because he's, like, my best friend. And we're both like, where the fuck do we go? Like, we're both... It was just the two of us out where, like, we literally don't even know where to go. So, like, we were hitting up, like,

my ex was like a fucking like promoter guy in the city and i'm like we were like where do we go yeah um my let's go move on to favorites of the week yes my favorite of the week is dutch bros yeah dutch bros is so fucking good we went to dutch bros two days ago friday on friday oh my god so good it's so good it is i don't know i want to know what they do different because the syrups they have are syrups you can get like on amazon at tj maxx

But what is like the coffee they brew? It's so good. The ratio, like it's never watery. It's perfect. It is perfect. It's like one of the coffee places where Dunkin's the worst that your coffee can vary so much. Dude, coffee can be the best or the worst. And then Starbucks is like, it happens sometimes. Dutch Bros is perfect every time.

Dunkin Donuts is the only coffee place where sometimes you can get your coffee and it tastes burnt. Like I've never, I've never experienced ever a burnt coffee anywhere else. Dunkin is very like you can order like a, if you just say like cold brew, like oat milk, vanilla, and you can still be, it will look maybe black. It might look white. It might like, maybe it tastes burnt. Maybe it doesn't taste burnt. Maybe it's watery. Yeah.

Yeah. You never know. But if you get a good Dunkin' Coffee. I've never been a fan of Dunkin' Donuts. If you get a good Dunkin' Coffee, like a good one, like you get it on their best day, it's really good. Yeah. But I can't be taking that. I can't be taking that like risk. Yeah. If I'm buying a coffee, I want a good coffee. I always get Dunkin' Donuts on a road trip because it's always in the rest stops in Florida. Interesting. So. Yeah, there's Dunkin' Donuts back where I live in every corner. Yeah, we have. I think my actual town itself probably has like six or seven Dunkin' Donuts in it.

People are diehard Dunkin' Donuts now. I don't get it. What's your favorite of the week? My favorite of the week is rotisserie chicken. So real. Yeah. So, like, I was in my croissant era, but now I've, like, hopped... Okay, one thing about me I will say is that, like, I'm in an era and I get very sick of the era very quickly. Me too. Can we talk about how many times on this podcast I, like, change my mind every five seconds? Yeah. But...

I'm obsessed with rotisserie chicken so me and my boyfriend have decided once a week we're gonna try a new restaurant that sells rotisserie chickens and we're gonna rate them. Rotisserie chickens are so good. Yeah. So fucking good. Yeah. I have like a little bit left of mine in the fridge.

Yeah, there you go. I know you're going to be snacking on later. I have a chicken noodle soup and I have it planned that like the chicken noodle soup already has some chicken in it. So I'm just going to like take the little bits of scraps I can get and put more chicken in. Yeah. Oh, I can't wait to eat it. That was my Amy's soup last week. Yeah, great favorites. Dutch Bros and rotisserie chicken. I know, I agree. We're so like, we're like not influencers. Like other influencers are like, this shirt I got from Revolve and we're like rotisserie chicken. Yeah, right? Yeah.

I got actually quite a few hot gossips for this week. Me too. I have one. Well, we didn't talk about the Dave and Savannah thing of like actually now knowing what happened. Well, wasn't it because she wanted to get married and have kids and he didn't? Yeah, but we didn't get the chance to talk about that last week. Because we literally record... No, it came out on Wednesday, the day the podcast went up. We already recorded, so... But yeah, I...

I can't stand the people that are giving Dave so much shit saying, he dragged her along, like, wasted her time, blah, blah, blah. Like, no. Like, you don't... Like, he didn't go into the relationship knowing that he wasn't going to end up marrying her. No, he did. No, he probably at least tried. I don't think so. I think he was trying to maybe, like, change his mind on something like that. This is what I think. Or not marriage, but, like, kids or something. He was always, like, a...

That's not for him. Marriage kids was not for him. He's been married before. Someone like her is... You get in a relationship when you're... Because she's younger than him. So she gets in a relationship and then it's like...

oh he doesn't want to get married like you don't want to get married either like you're young like you don't want to get married and then you date for a long time and it's like no you do want to get married like because you've been you live together and you're committed and you want to get married but like so like her feelings change but he's like i told you years ago i didn't want to get married and like yeah i feel the same way and she's like okay but i've been living with you now and we've been in a committed relationship and like we should get married and there's just some guys that are like that okay well

And it's not necessarily wrong. You know what you want and it didn't work. And I don't think one of them is so in the wrong. I think it sucks for her. It sucks for him. That's why I'm like team Dave. Well, not team Dave, but I can't stand the people giving him shit for it because it's like you don't know what Savannah... You don't know her side of it. Oh, maybe for those three years, she was self-aware that he didn't want to get married, but she also stayed in the relationship. That's what I'm saying. She has to pull out. So why are we only blaming Dave for it? I don't think...

anyone is really like to blame like it's very much like it was two people that i'm just on like tiktok of like that's all i see is just video after video after video of like dave and savannah yeah but like more like bashing dave like how can you ever trust like a man like how do i know my my boyfriend's not gonna do the same that dave's doing like i think i think it just came out of nowhere for her and like when someone like out of nowhere breaks up with you when you're like full-on living together it's like yeah i'm like that kind of sucks to like

Like that's like in that moment, like if I was her friend, like if I was her friend, like this happened to you and like you were living with your boyfriend, like three years deep, like I would be like, fuck him. You know what I mean? So I think some people are like going at it with that mentality. Cause I'd be like, fuck him. Yeah. You know, just because like you ride for a girl. I have other breakup drama that I want to talk about. Well,

I know you're going to say. The New York influencer stuff. Actually, Queen K sent me the TikTok. She's like, you better talk about this on the pod. The New York influencer stuff? First of all, I'm glad we're recording today. It's live. I need to check for updates. Let me tell you, it's... Oh my god, literally, I just opened my TikTok and tell me how I'm on her profile. The thing is with these influencers, I enjoy talking about them on our podcast because other influencers that are in that same realm of like

I don't care to talk about just because like it's irrelevant, but like these girls, like I really enjoy these girls, these two girls. So I, you like both of the girls. Yes. Like let them get all like the, the talk on every other podcast. You know what I'm saying? Like, wait,

Halle. Yeah, but you're saying you like the girl that, like... No, no. Like, I'm saying, like, what's their podcast called? Oh, Delusional Diaries. Oh, okay, we're saying, like, talk about Halle because, like, give her the attention. Yes, like, that's what I'm saying, like, give her all the attention. Like, you like Halle and the girl that fucked her over. I don't know that girl. I've seen her before just because she's recognizable in the way she looks. Like, and we won't say her name just because, like, I don't want people, like... You can go find it. It's, like, on the internet. Yeah. I don't like contributing to, like, saying someone's name and, like, bashing them. But...

Moral of the story, we all know Halle went through her breakup. Really sad. We, like, went through a breakup at the same time. It's late. But, like... Breakup sisters. Breakup sisters. And then, for one of your friends to ask your ex-boyfriend on a date, that recently, too. It's not like it was her ex from two years ago. This was, like, last month. It's just, like, I...

Any man that like you've talked to or any of our girlfriends have talked to I instantly find unattractive because i'm like, okay like you've already That was your man. Like why would I for? Me because they weren't like best friends, but they were friends Yeah, i'm trying to think like obviously like we would never fucking do that but like someone that I just kind of like know like see a lot like That I can maybe see at a pregame and go out with someone like that For me to talk to your ex-boyfriend. It would have to be your ex-boyfriend. Maybe of like a million years ago

I probably still wouldn't even do it. And like that bitch better be... That man better be your soulmate. You better get married and have kids and it better be so worth it. You know what I mean? Like he better be your man. Like you better stick it out through the end because like you fuck shit up for that and that better be your... That better be the one. Yeah. And I also don't understand too like the way like... Isn't it also kind of a red flag when you see a guy just break up with your girlfriend out of nowhere? You know like...

I just like, why would I want to be with someone or like go try to talk to someone that literally just broke up with their girlfriend for no reason? I feel like it's a red flag. I just can't believe like a girl to do that because also like what kind of girl is like, he's like,

The ex-boyfriend in question is like an average dude. What kind of girl just like DMs a random dude? She lives in New York City, dude. What kind of girl is just DMing random dudes and asking them on dates? Are we doing that? Right. It's so weird. So weird. And I guess supposedly she was sitting at the bar...

texting her ex. I don't know if she was texting her ex at the time and they were exes or if she was texting her boyfriend because the way she worded it was very weird. So I didn't know if they were broken up and she was texting her ex or she was just saying in past tense that it was her boyfriend but it's an ex. But anyways, so she was sitting there texting and then literally right next to her

She's going onto her Instagram and like going into her... And finding him. And finding him and DMing him. Like while they're sitting next to each other. It's actually crazy. It's so nuts. It's actually wild. I mean, like I'm not gonna lie. Like I'm loving watching it unfold, but I feel so bad. Yeah. It's like... But I feel bad, but I also... It's a good thing because...

That makes you get over your relationship so fast when they fuck you over. Like a man fucks you over like that and like, but you're on to the next. So it's almost like good for her. Like it more so sucks in the friend route of like, damn, you thought you had a friend and she did you dirty. But in the relationship route, it's a good thing because then you're just kind of like, fuck him and you let it, you move on and like you're better. Yeah. Yeah.

But that more sucks at your friend. And I wonder what it's going to... I just wonder how this is going to unfold with all the New York... Because the New York influencers are like a niche group. Dude, they're all commenting on it. I know. Like all of them. And they're like talking shit too. I know. I'm like, oh my God, do we already like... Do we already hate her already or something? Like what's the tea? Well, I think because it's not even like the way she's talking about it.

And like everyone must know. I mean, I'm sure their group chats are going off. Oh, I'd love to be put in one. I would love to be put in one. I would do anything. I would be a fly on the wall and just read. Well, read. That's his name. But I meant like read the words. So I think it's like so like it's not like, oh, I think she did this. Like bitch has the details. Bitch has the step by step of what happened. She did it. Like it's not like let's wait to hear her side. She did it.

Point blank period. Like someone, something crazy would have to come out for this to be like not true. I wonder how like she found out anyway. I don't know. I feel like Kelly's kind of like a crazy bitch. She find things out. Yeah. You know, in a good way. Crazy bitch. Not a bad way. No. Like a positive crazy bitch. Yeah. And she even said that she was like, you messed with the wrong person. Yeah. Like she's going to drop a whole podcast. Yeah, exactly. That's the thing too. Why would you ever mess around with somebody who

like that does social media and does social media the way she does social media yeah like i'm asking to get called out yeah like you know like she's the type of person that like i she's obviously going to read you to filth on the internet yeah pop off as she should yeah oh i want to get more like her even though i have no like drama in my life that's to say i have no drama yeah yeah dude wait what there would be nothing for me to ramble about if any influencer out there wants to go on a date with my ex-boyfriend so i can make tiktoks about it

Feel free. I'd love to make TikToks. Yeah. They would get a lot of views. Her videos are getting so many views. This video's been up for three hours. It has a million views. And I'm also so happy for them getting a new podcast. Like, the two of them together. Obviously, I loved, like, Carly, the three of them together. Well, it's like, actually, Carly's, like, journey, like, it's actually really, like,

sweet like her video about it yeah she approached it very well yeah like it's it's very like a mature decision to be like that's just not like her fitting her like her thing right now and she has and she said she's gonna do her own podcast but it would be like a different like motivational type one but um yeah anyways i i don't know i like the two of them i like them yeah i think a lot of people's first thought with new york city influencers is to like hate on them like ridiculously and i just like don't think so yeah

I mean, don't judge a book by its cover. Yeah. Anyways. My other thing is that I saw recently, because we were talking about obviously Dave and Savannah, but then I saw that Raquel is coming out with her own podcast. Did you see who's like the owner of this podcast? Yeah. Bethany. Like the crazy Bethany lady. Bethany Frankel? Yeah. Yeah.

She's producing it for Raquel because I guess they're best friends, which I don't understand how that friendship came about. Well, it's on iHeartRadio, right? Yeah. It's on iHeartRadio. And the preview sounded like AI. Yeah. The preview sounded... Sorry, I'm talking slow because I'm looking at it on Instagram right now. I'm going to listen to the one episode where she does her tell-all, but then after that, I would have no desire to ever listen to her podcast. Okay.

She just like can't talk very well. I do feel I'm going to have to say like I do kind of feel bad for her because I think I think like this like not to be mean like like I think she's just a little like going through it and like not the brightest gal and like that man like really like like manipulated her and like

Like, I'm not going to feel bad. Like, I think, like, to an extent, like, I think he's worse than her. And, like, I think she got, like, torn to shreds. And I think she, like, I think she, like, did her time with her punishment. Yeah, I mean. Like, she got. There's nothing worse you can possibly do. No, there's really nothing worse that you can do in the world. Like, you really. Like, there's nothing worse. That's. Like, no, like, it's so bad. And, like, she is crazy. A hundred percent. But I think, like, he, like.

really fucked her. Like, she seems, like, not mentally okay. Yeah. Like, she seems like she needs, like, help. I mean, if she can turn it around and within the next year, like, do some crazy shit, like, create, like, this, like, charity program or just something to, like... I think the other reason I'm, like, not as, like, I don't

hate her so much is like ariana like ariana's whole career skyrocketed because of that like she's not sitting at home crying yeah she's doing just fine like she's doing exceptional so it's like didn't really affect her like it was like probably sad at the moment but like her career's like she's making so much money she's like what a wind dancing with stars like queen yeah but raquel's podcast like the preview sounded like ai yeah

It was very weird. It's probably just the same as like Alex Earle's like so fucking scripted. Yeah. Because I even think when I listen to Alex Earle's podcast, I'm like, this is so scripted. It hurts. Like it sounds like you wrote in chat GPT, like write an intro for Raquel's podcast by Raquel. And it like, I think she's like going back to being Rachel. Yeah, she should. No, she is because it used to be Raquel. Now her at. Yeah, because it's Rachel.

Rachel goes rogue. She dropped the Raquel and went back to Rachel. Interesting. It's a weird thing to be doing. You can't just change your name. Yeah. My last thing, this is so fucking random, but I was driving the other day and it kind of like has to do with just like obviously this episode, but hardly, honestly. But CarPlay and Cars did like growing up, like when CarPlay started coming out, like people started getting CarPlay and Cars. Did you used to think that they were like the most rich people ever?

Like I remember when my first friend got a car and they had the car play and you'd plug in your phone and like the whole display would pop up on the screen. I'm like, wow, this is some rich people shit. Yeah.

I guess because I had the worst car, but I didn't have a lot of friends that had that. I didn't have a lot of friends that had that. Well, it was in college that it came out. Or at least for me, it was my freshman year of college. It would have been in high school. I didn't really have friends that had that, but I will say I think CarPlay sucks. It's not done well. I love my CarPlay. It could be better. Just the way it's done is not great. Yeah. I was also thinking about it too because CarPlay... There's no reason CarPlay isn't Bluetooth. Why isn't it Bluetooth? But also it has no software updates. Yeah.

Like why doesn't an update like a phone updates? I think it's just gonna be in the car. What? I don't know. This is the wrong person. I don't know, but it just, I was, dude, I was going down a rabbit hole just thinking about my car play when I was driving. I don't even know if my car, I don't do car play in my car. Well, you don't really need to. No. Yeah.

And now there's Teslas dude And I remember when Teslas came out And I'm like that shit's weird I thought if you had a Tesla You were like the richest person on earth Dude that's what I'm saying Like that's how I felt With the CarPlay thing I'm like If you have CarPlay In your fucking car You are so rich Yeah if you had a Tesla I was like you make 5 million dollars a year Yeah But I also didn't know That there was cheaper Teslas A.k.a. the Model 3 A.k.a. what I drive There's like Not all Teslas are expensive She's putting up a front She's like No like that's like

my favorite thing to tell people is like that my car wasn't expensive because buying cards is a fucking bitch and they're all so expensive you want to go especially when you're not educated on it yeah but like you want to go get a 2015 Toyota they're gonna charge you an insane amount of money and you could just buy a Tesla like

I was looking at... The Tesla was the same price as the lease of Nissan that they were trying to give me. The Tesla was not crazy. I was also buying a car at the worst time to buy a car. Yeah. But Teslas aren't expensive. Yeah. All right. Week recap or weekend recap, I guess. Friday, I...

Went started my rotisserie tour, which was really fun. Rotisserie chicken tour went to lose, which I know you don't really have a boyfriend right now, but like it's the perfect day night. It's funny. Like you don't really have a boyfriend. Like you kind of have a boyfriend, which we'll get into because we were making some comments after you two left. I'll bring my comments back up. I'll circle back to that. But yeah, so he's going to listen to this and I hope he listens. Does he still listen to the pod? Yeah. What the fuck? Get out of here.

here you troll i go do listen he goes no i go yes you he's like yeah get the fuck out of here troll okay went to loose yeah so it's perfect day night place because it's 40 you get a whole rotisserie chicken a big ass salad two sides and two sauces maybe i'll just get it by myself yeah literally you can have leftovers for the next day

And it was great amazing, but then we came back because I so I got a glass of wine there I was like fuck I really want a glass of wine right now I'm like really wanting to get drunk because I was having a really fucking bad day like low energy I'm in my lululeal phase like i'm just being a fucking bitch and I'm getting a glass of wine and that glass of wine instantly made me smile and then my boyfriend looks at me and goes

do you want to go back and just like kill a bottle and i go fuck yeah i do and they would like honestly we're perfectly because my friday night plan i went to the gym after work and i went to heb i got a pint of ice cream nick's ice cream it was gross i got a pint of ice cream stop i like nick's ice cream oh the one i got was disgusting like it tasted healthy like it was nasty it tastes like chemicals

Got a pint of ice cream, got myself a bottle of wine, and I was like one and a half glasses deep. And then you guys came home and started drinking wine. We came strolling in. You guys came home and started drinking wine. I was like, oh, I was already drinking wine. Like my plan was to get a bottle by myself. And then we were just all drinking wine. Yeah. So I poured us glasses and then I was like, oh, like...

like i looked at my boyfriend i'm like do you want to play monopoly and then he looks at taylor and he goes taylor do you want to join and then taylor just smiles she goes wait really yeah i was like okay yeah like i'll join in on the date night i was like i was gonna like just like go in my room yeah so the three of us are just sitting at the um kitchen table just playing monopoly for what like an hour maybe yeah like four games three yeah it was a lot of fun i love fucking playing monopoly ever everyone

better be getting that for a stock and suffer. It was very fun. Monopoly Go. Is that what it's called? Monopoly Go? Deal. Monopoly Deal. Yeah. Monopoly Deal. I had three glasses of wine and let me tell you drunk I was laying in bed a few sips into my third glass

Dude, I had one and a half. I was like, wait, I'm drunk. It'd be like that. I'm drunk. It feels like I just got home from the bars. I'm drunk. But it was the best because I was in bed going to sleep. Yeah. It was wonderful. I had some sexy time. I had some drunk sexy time online. I just think we could have inferred that and that could have been left.

You don't like when I talk about that? I just think we all could have guessed that. I know, but what I was going to say is that I enjoy it. It's better. It's the best. It's better than tequila drunk. Wine drunk makes me like... No, but I'm talking about sexy time. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, wine drunk makes me like one sip of wine. Horny?

It's not even that. It's like touchy. Yeah. All alcohol does that, but wine does it like. Yeah. Well, tequila makes me want to dance and shake ass. Oh, we'll talk about how tequila made me want to dance and shake ass. Yeah.

Wine, though, makes me, yes, touchy, lovey, happy. Yeah, tequila's, like, touchy, but I want to, like, dance on the dance floor touchy. Like, there's Red Bull and fucking tequila. I don't know what's going on. Wine is, like, touchy, like, lay on the couch, kiss. Yeah. No, I agree. And then, so, Saturday, I fucking...

We had the plans of recording the drunk Q&A on Saturday, but then my boyfriend was going to be the one to ask us the questions. But guys, some of y'all's questions were raunchy as fuck, and I just didn't feel comfortable having my boyfriend ask me the questions and then me answer them with him sitting across the room. So we need to find a different person to ask these questions to us because I just didn't want to disrespect him. Yeah, yeah, we'll have a friend. And... My ex-boyfriend said he would do it. I said no. Yeah, I was like, I just...

I mean, to be fair, like I told him you could have just plugged his ears. I was like, you can plug your ears when I answer. And he's like, his friend should have done it. Yeah, I was going to come. Yeah, you could have like stayed in a room. Yeah, we'll do it, though. We'll do it this week. Yeah, I had like such a afternoon on Saturday, like a self-care vibes at a chiropractor appointment got cracked, which guys that chiropractor is hot.

That was all my swipe ups. Like what I tell you, that's why I'm saying it because everyone else agrees. Like literally I was just getting swipe ups. Like my mom was like, Oh my God, he's so cute. I was like, guys, plot twist. Give it six months. She's going to start dating the chiropractor. How much do chiropractors make? I don't know. I'll see. That's a deciding factor. Um, yeah. So y'all are like being all weird in my DMS, like literally like get a grip, like

keep it in your pants and then um i went to the gym for like 30 minutes quick arm workout in and out and then i went to dance because one of my teachers that like not one of my teachers one a girl that teaches at the same studio i teach at like my colleague if you will but like i just see her i dance all the time like we're i have my like dance friends she started a new she started teaching at a new place on saturdays and it was her first class and it was free so i was like i want to pull up

And it was full at capacity. Like I messaged her. I'm like, wait, if the sign up button is gone, does that mean it's full? She's like, yeah, but just show up anyways if someone no shows. And I was like, okay, I'll take my chances. So then the lady at the front desk was like five minutes into class. If there's like a no show or a spot you can go. So they're like 105. I was like,

can i go and she was like oh yeah you're good i was like bye she's just not gonna tell you she forgot i was sitting there oh my god i was like no worries don't worry about it i'm in there and there was like this older man in the class like that's what's so fun about it like there's there's so many different types of people in this class like there's girls that go to ut there's like adults like there's it fluctuates there was this like older man like trying so hard and like he couldn't like really do it but i'm like oh my god like it was so cute and i just wanted to know like

his like story like did he like is he just like randomly trying to do this because he like is old and just wants a hobby was he like a dancer when he was young but now he's just like old like i don't know but it was like really cute and really heartwarming like it was really cute and then one of the girls that i saw dancing had a long conversation with because she was like it's just been a while like i'm 30 like

I can't remember the choreography like I'm struggling and I was like you should come because like this one studio we went to was a little more intimidating I was like where I teach and where she teaches during the week I was like it's like really good vibes I'm like you should come you'll have a really good time and like so I'm talking to her a lot we're walking to our car together tell me how why we went out when we went out I get out of the uber who is standing right in front of the bar what the fuck from dance and I look top of my

and she was like oh my god hey i'm like how random this city is so small random that i just saw you on west outside of a bar when i just like talked to you at dance it was so random that is so random right

So random. Yeah. So while Taylor was at dance, I actually was like, I just need to get out of the house. So I went over to the bars with all my friends because they were watching football, college football at the bars. And I decided I'm not drinking. So I'm going to bring Mac. That is like the perfect top tier thing to do. If you're going to go to the bars and you don't want to drink, you're going to go to the bar.

bring your dog with you because then you have a responsibility and people will understand that and they won't heckle you on being like, just drink, drink, drink. Cause then I'm like, Oh, well I have my dog and I have to bring him home. Like I drove here. I brought my dog. Like I need to bring him home. So that was my excuse. I didn't drink. And I love bringing Mac because every, it's like,

He's the entire topic of discussion the entire time. Everyone's coming up to him left and right, petting him, just wanting to know everything about him. I'm like, yeah, he's fucking perfect. But it's actually funny. So Taylor, there was this one guy that was walking in the bar when we were at Parlor and literally stopped, looked at Mac, but then also looked at me, but then looked back at Mac and his eyes just like... He looked so shocked. And then he comes over, pets Mac,

and I never said my name to him, like, ever. And he said Sam? No. Oh. Never said my name. He asked what Mac's name was, and I go, it's Mac. And he goes, oh, my God, like, thank you so much for letting me pet him. Then this morning, I go to my DMs. He DMed me. It was like, oh, my God, like, I'll just read it. He goes, came back inside to pet him again yesterday, but y'all were gone, dot, dot, dot. Oh, weird. I'm like, how the fuck did you know who I was? Like...

I mean, it's like, it's not like that crazy that I knew who you were because like we have followers. Yeah, but still like way to make it creepy. Way to make it creepy. Yeah. Like that's just creepy. Like you either like knew with your intent when you were coming over, like you knew who I was or you didn't. Maybe you didn't. And then maybe one of your friends saw that you were talking to me and was like, oh my God, like that's, that's this girl I follow on Instagram. Like super, like super cool. Like whatever I like.

whatever small talk and then maybe that's when he instagrammed me damned me but either way like men just don't know how to like not be fucking weird and creepy very weird i didn't i literally looked at this morning like what the fuck that's weird and he doesn't even follow me either and we don't have any mutual people so i found it very odd and it's not like it's tiktok where that could have just came up right on his thing yeah no

So very odd. And then I came home real quick to bring Mac around like 3.34. And we had a dinner reservation with one of our girlfriends at 7. But I was like, again, still not wanting to sit around at home. I was too antsy. I saw Sam was out when I was at dance. So I texted... I swiped up to our friend Haley's story because they were together. I was like, how long are you staying out? Because I was like, I'm kind of bent out. I don't want to sit home because it gets dark so early that I'm like, if I sit here till 7, I'm going to sleep. I was like, I need to be...

out like somewhere so I was like I'll like I'm gonna keep my eye out on where people are and I'm just gonna get ready and I'm gonna venture I'm just gonna go um so I just like literally came home from dance party getting ready and I was like I don't have a plan but I'll see where I go yeah so we went back out we went to Buford's which is

Love Buford's but also hate Buford's at the same time. I got a fucking espresso martini for 20 bucks there. It was disgusting. So I texted our friend Liv and I was like... That's such an Austin, Texas thing to say. I know, right? So we went to this little cocktail bar before dinner and I was fucking starving. Like so hungry. And so I got a steak skewer. It was amazing. Me too. I got steak. And wine. And I realized I was like, dude, I'm in my wine night. Like...

that's what i'm drinking tonight because we got wine at dinner as well no you didn't get wine but i got wine at dinner we went to a sushi place after and like one thing about me is i don't like mixing raw fish with drinking like a binge drink night like that type of night like i can do it with a few cocktails but if i know i'm going out to the bars like something doesn't sit right with me knowing i have raw fish just in my stomach i agree i could do go to sushi get a cocktail yeah but i can't

Go to the bars after. Drink a tequila soda after a shrimp tempura. No. Ew. It's just not happening. So that's why we ate at the little cocktail bar before when we got steak. And then we were with all our friends sitting at the table and they were eating. And I just got...

a glass of wine, which I was going to get sake after. Dude, thank God we did not get that sake because I was fucked up. Guys, we... I was kind of like falling asleep, like getting there. I was like, I need to wake up. Oh, dude, we were feral as fuck now that I'm thinking about it. Yeah. So I'm like, God, I need to wake up. I get like a beer at Buford's because I didn't know what I wanted. I was very indecisive and I was like, I'll just sip on this. Like literally gave half of it to my friend. We go to the cocktail bar. I get a spicy margarita. I'm feeling...

Which those drinks are strong and they don't taste like it. And I'm feeling like, I'm like, well, let's go. We are sitting at this sushi place after that literal one spicy margarita and half of a Miller Lite. I felt I've never done drugs before.

But this is what I'm at. Like I was like, am I on drugs? Like I literally like I could run. We literally don't need drugs though. That's the thing. I was like right now, like I couldn't sit still. I was like, I want to be up and running. Like if he told me to run home right now, like however many miles it is, like I would run there. Like I'm like, I was like, I need to go. Like I was just like itching to like move. Like I don't know what was in that drink, but it like, I don't know. It was like a fucking Red Bull, but there was no, I was literally just like, oh my God. What was it? Tequila? Yeah. I'm telling you, tequila has a sneak of Red Bull in there.

It does. Like, whatever manufacturers, like, tequila... Tequila's caffeinated? It is, dude. Like, the tequila drunk makes me want to run. I was, like, on one, for real. Like, sitting at that restaurant, one drink in. And then my next drink kind of calmed me. But when I was waiting for that drink, I was like...

I was like, I need to go. Yeah. And so we then ended up leaving dinner and then we went to Lucky Duck, which is my fucking favorite place in the world. And we got an espresso martini because I was craving an espresso martini. So I went from wine to espresso martinis. And Taylor, last night I only had four drinks. Five, actually. Five. And I got so fucking hammered off of five drinks within what? How long were we out? I had five hours. I had five, too.

Yeah. How was I so drunk? I wasn't so drunk. I was good level drunk. I was like, I wasn't. No, I definitely was too. Like I was like, I maintain a good drunk. I felt like fine. Me too. But either way, five drinks. That's like sweet spot for amount of drinks in a night. Like a long span night. Yeah. Um, cause I had two glasses of wine showed up at lucky duck. My boyfriend had an espresso martini sitting there waiting for me. Then we went over to two glasses of wine in an espresso martini.

Two glasses of wine and espresso martini. Yeah, so it's three drinks. Oh, and then you went to Lucky Duck Espresso Martini. Yeah, and then I got a drink at Key Bar, is that what it's called? At Lucky Duck, so two espresso martinis. I didn't have two espresso martinis. At Buford's in it. Oh, yeah, but that thing didn't, like, that didn't, there was nothing. Yeah, that drink did not count whatsoever. That was horrible. It wasn't even full up to the glass. Like, it was, like, maybe four ounces of fucking whatever it was. And then a drink at Key Bar.

And then one that our friend Carly's a bartender. She gave me a free drink. Yeah. I had five drinks, too, now that I'm counting. And two of them were beers and one of the beers I didn't even finish. Yeah. So I'm really sad, though. We went all the way over to fucking East and literally five minutes before we got there, all of our friends left.

yeah really rude i was like what the fuck i at east um and when i'm drunk i'll talk to cute guys did you talk to him yeah because what i didn't even notice barely though like it was kind of like i gave him like i talked to him and if you want to talk to me he could have kept talking more but yeah you know what i mean but i like opened the door because my friend our friend wanted to do a shot and i was like okay i'll do it because like i hadn't had that many drinks and i knew i was gonna like end up going home i was like i'm down yeah um

i was like we'll just go get it so i was like i was just like what shot should we get and like his friend was like tequila and i was like and live was like no and i was like hey we're not taking your advice and he was like i wouldn't have done tequila either um and then they'd like kind of like walk behind us and like i ordered shots and i told her i'm like oh wait fuck i was like should i've got four and she was like you should have and i was like no i was like when i'm like spending money on that but i opened the door i was like see if i'm drunk like i'll just talk to them like if someone's standing in front of me like i'll just

But if I was sober, I'd be like, I'm not talking to that guy. But I was just like, what shot should I get? I'm just like, tee. Yeah. He wasn't even cute. He just had a mustache and a backwards hat. That's all. Damn. I don't know what he would look like minus. And he was wearing a nice outfit. Yeah. So I wouldn't really actually look like. Cool thing really does it for men, though. Like if a man can dress, but. Yeah.

I literally just laughed because like I was just thinking you would say like Amanda dress and then I thought of your boyfriend in the shirt that you hate. I fucking hate that shirt. He knows it too and he always will. He'll be like getting ready and he'll pull it out of the closet and be like should I wear it? I'm like no. One of these days I'm going to fucking burn that shirt.

guys he has this one like teddy bear shirt and the collar on the shirt is massive the neckline looks like a little kid like stretched yeah no so like when i'd wear like big t-shirts that were like my brothers or my dad's like i was little and i'd wear it and the neckline would be like so big yeah hanging off my shoulder that's the vibe and it has a massive teddy bear on the front i'm like dude why do you like that shirt ralph lauren likes that shirt though no like he likes it

No, isn't it? It's Ralph Polo. Oh, something like that. It's a good brand. It's a polo shirt, yeah. Yeah. Ralph Lauren is polo, no? I don't know.

but yeah pull a little raf lauren okay but he has two of them so he has a blue one and a gray one and a gray one and he'll be like oh so he'll pull out the gray one and be like so this one tonight i'm like no then he goes what about this one and then he pulls out the blue one i'm like no my ex-boyfriend also has shirts that i hated but i never told him but then we broke up and i was like i fucking hate that shit dude it's so crazy that something as simple as a shirt

Can really like make a break like a man's outfit Like even a plain shirt. It has to be like a good plain shirt. Yeah, right Oh my god And sometimes like he'll pull out like one that has like a pink logo He has this one black shirt with a pink logo on it. I'm like, I literally hate that. It's like neon pink with black I'm, like I hate that. Oh, he's gonna be so mad that i'm like, I think about his fucking wardrobe right now Well, I just we just did christmas gifts this morning. So he's he's good now

Anyways, my night, I was like, I'm, I was like slowly like phasing out. I was like,

Dude, we were ball-ropping like crazy. I don't know why. We were leaving so much. You guys left us at fucking WTF. I was looking for you. I didn't know where you were. Dude, I was at the food truck in the corner. We were still on the sidewalk. You didn't miss anything. I know, but I was still like where... Those fries you got from the food truck were some of the best food I've ever had in my entire life. But it was boiling hot. Not when it got to us. No, dude. No, it was boiling hot. He gave me one of those chicken tenders and...

And put it in my mouth And I thought my mouth Was gonna explode The fries were Exceptional Curly fries are the best They were so good They were so curly They were so crispy They were so curly No shit They were fucking curly fries You know when you get the ones That are like perfect things Yeah Like the perfect ones Yes They were perfect curly fries They were so good Um

Dude, we should buy some frozen curly fries. Okay. We were like dancing at the bar though. We were doing it. Dude, yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. This is another conversation that needs to be off mic though because I was getting fucking irritated. You were getting irritated? Irritated. So irritated. At who? No. Well, conversation off camera. Okay. I'm excited to know. And I was like phasing out and like I was like I need to go because it was either –

I always have this moment where like I'm getting kind of tired and the drunk is leaving. So I either have to like take two shots at the bar and keep up or make a good decision and... What time did you leave at? Like 11? Something like that. You got home not much after me. I got home at 11.45. So you probably left at 11. I think I left at 11 about then. Um...

And then I like... So crazy. Like, we're like, oh, yeah, like 11, which is so fucking early. So early. But like, it's just funny because like, we normalize getting home at 11 midnight, whereas some people probably listening to this right now are like... I started at 11. Girl, yeah, like, I started at 11. What are you doing? No, I was... No, we start in the city of Austin at like 5 p.m. Yeah. We literally started at 5. Yeah. So I'm going home. And then, of course, like, I'm bored. So I was like... And...

I like, of course, I get to text my ex-boyfriend. I was like, are you out? And he's like, yeah. And you know what's so annoying is that like being the influencer that I am, he always knows what I'm doing. He knows I'm out. He knows what bar I'm at. You know? I guess I didn't post exactly where, but like... Yeah, but even if I'm posting... He knows. Like he knows where I'm at. He knows what I'm doing. He knows what I'm wearing. He knows what I'm with. Like because I...

Post everything. Post everything. Post everything. Post everything. Post everything.

I live like all the way at the top so I like I'm not going down there so the door is open lock it behind you. Then I checked your location and you were like so close and I was like don't lock it. I was like Sam's coming home leave it open. And he was like okay. So yeah like you got you guys missed each other by like a second. Really? Yeah and I was like Sam I was like you're gonna like

like they're like right behind you i think i was like i was like she's either in front i didn't know where he was i don't have his location anymore yeah so i was like but i knew he was like close i'm like you guys are gonna like maybe run into each other he's like maybe i'll stay down there to say hi i would have like screamed and like been scared there was like a murderer in the house um yeah so that was that yeah so we ended up fucking going all the way over to east after i'm so glad we went from we went from west to east to west to east to

That's a lot of fucking Ubering around like craziness. But we got there and latchkey line was so long. I was like me and my boyfriend looked at each other. We're like we're not waiting on this and everyone else waited and we're like we're going home. So we got home came back here which so happy we came back here because every other time we go out I sleep at his place and

And never we never like usually we'll go out at night, you know, it's funny when you came back I didn't like hear him for a second. I thought you were here alone because like you came here Yeah, I was like why'd you come here by yourself? No, he never we never after a night out Come back up here because it I mean it's farther. Yeah, it's definitely a little bit. No, not even really Okay, i'm making excuses for him. No, fuck that. No, there's no excuse We should be sleeping after at my house on a night out um

So we came back and then I made him fucking like two bowls of ramen after he had already downed like a whole thing of chicken fingers and french fries and shit. And then I was eating ham and he was giving me shit being like ham is so fucking gross to just eating raw like you need to be putting it with shit. And then what happens when I turn an eye? He's eating it. He's eating all my fucking ham. I was like bro but like stop touching my ham like this is my ham you were just shitting on my ham. Yeah.

That's so funny. I never used to be like a drunk food eater. Boyfriends do it. Like I'm cause like the thing is I'm like not really like hungry. Like I can just like pass out, go to bed, but then like he's hungry. So then I'm like, okay, well now I'm going to eat food. The last thing I did before I left and got on my Uber was put a fry in my mouth from that takeout. And that's the only reason why I wanted more food. I was like, I need more chips. But when I came back, I didn't have French fries. I was so pissed. I was like, oh, I would smash French fries. So I had one cookie.

what kind of cookie i have like chocolate chip cookies that are like in a bag like snacks so i had a cookie yeah and then i that does not sound enjoyable it wasn't like a post post drinking you just have one cookie i wanted something salty yeah like and i landed on a cookie gross and then um you're like i was just craving fries so i had a cookie okay

Then I had a good night. Yeah, Taylor, so I woke up the next morning. Well, actually, no, we heard you upstairs. And I go, I hear a man's voice. I hear a man's voice upstairs. My boyfriend's like, did you hear him yelling up at you guys last night? He's yelling. He was like, what are you guys doing up there? Like screaming. I was like, stop. No, I didn't hear that. If I did hear it, I would have went down there. Yeah, so then the next morning.

the two of you guys come waddling down the stairs. Oh no, but tell me how he like didn't want to go in there and say hi. He was like standing in the kitchen. I was like, why are you hiding? I was like, I know you're here. Yeah, we know. And then he plays so hard that like, I like, lean in and like hug him and he like pushes me off of him. I was like,

Okay. I was like, don't act like you weren't just like simping for me. Yeah. So then my boyfriend's giving you guys so much shit. Just like saying, what's the deal with this? Yeah. What's the deal? Are you guys like dating? And then it would be like, dude, Taylor talks so much about you. Like when you're not here, like she really wishes like you guys were still dating. Like we were playing Monopoly and she was like crying. She just said like, I wish you were here so bad.

Which you did... You made a comment. You did make a comment. Like a joking comment. Yeah, I know. There was only the three of us. Yeah, I... Not like, oh, I... No, but then you... But the funny thing was he said that you said something along the lines of, oh, I wish that you were here right now playing Monopoly. And you're like, I never said that. And then I chimed in. I go, yeah, you did, Taylor. And then he starts cracking it up. I'm like...

You did say that. He was also in his underwear. Who was in his underwear? My boyfriend? Dude, he loves just sitting... I came in the kitchen and he's walking into your room in his underwear and a t-shirt. I was like... I was like, this is my house, bro. I pay rent here. Dude, ew. He fucking... Out of my kitchen. He loves being naked in my bedroom. It's so annoying. I'm like, put your fucking underwear on. But yeah, it was really funny and it's just honestly so funny the way men act in private versus in front of people. Yeah, right? Like...

Get out of here. Ew. You said you had some things to say to me. What? You said you had things to say to me that in the morning you had... Oh, yeah. So then we get in the car because I had to bring him home this morning and...

We get in the car and my boyfriend looks at me and goes, dude, it feels like they're still dating. And I go, yeah, it does feel like they're still dating. They are dating. You guys are basically dating when you guys are together. When we're together? Yeah. Oh, yeah. But we don't text any other time. It's crazy. It is crazy. You guys got to figure out what you're doing. I know. We talked about that today. Well, it's just like we're both like it just sucks so bad because like the...

There's only like it's like one key thing. I don't know how to explain it. Like the easy parts of relationship like the more like not as important stuff like we just like get along so good. I know. We get along so good. Like if you wish the healthiest relationship I've literally like not right now what we're doing like relationship wise like it's the healthiest easiest relationship I've ever been in my entire life. Like it's so easy like we just like get along like we like hanging out. We like being together but it's just like

not like it just like sucks you guys are like just best friends i was like we're literally best friends but i told i'm like why like it's just so annoying like because it's like why can't we just like date but just like doesn't work yeah like there's certain things but like like adult like um what's the proper word i'm looking for things that would make basically like a marriage workout yeah it's not

The two of you are not a match. Yeah. Like, but it's only like, yeah. Cause like, and like if it was like every other ways, like every other thing is like fine. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's like, it's just a, it's a hard, I can't tell you more about it. Uh,

off mic off yeah we have a lot of talking to off mic sorry guys i have off mic things to say i would share it if it was only my business yeah but it's like his business yeah so it's like i'm gonna try to put your business on blast no exactly that's what when i said earlier yeah yeah it's like the thing i want to talk about is somebody else's like listen if it was my business like i would tell y'all but i can't be sharing other people's business yeah i would love to

but i agree um but anyways and now it's sunday and now we're here yeah and we're fucking running i'm going over to my boyfriend's after this um for fucking sunday football i have to like get ready and pack for work and get shit together so

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Visit betterhelp.com slash one thing today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash one thing, O-N-E-T-H-I-N-G. Anyways, we've been talking for so long. I know. Junior and senior year of high school, baby. If you guys haven't listened to the episode before this, you guys definitely need to do it. Also, why wouldn't you be listening to these episodes in chronological order? I feel like that would just really, like,

throw curveball for my life if I was listening to somebody's podcast. Not in order, but do you? Yeah, I have to open my Finsta so I can... Oh, yeah, dude. I'm going all the way back to my photos just to get a nice little recap. So I will kind of give y'all a backstory. So my junior year, second half kind of of my junior year to early senior year, I got back with my Pitbull ex-boyfriend. So I was dating him in my junior year too. So I was kind of cuffed my junior year, but my junior year was my...

It was... I had two eras. I had my fun party era and then I had my... Was with the boyfriend era. I had like two, but I was like... Fun. Most of the things I've talked about are senior year because I feel like my junior year was very similar to my sophomore year. Yeah. But I was partying more. Like I was...

I was out in these streets. Yeah. I was like my summer going into junior year was the summer where I really was like going fucking nuts. So like the drinking and being social, but I still didn't really fully like know who I was as a person.

I junior year I was like I had like this really fun friend group who like I miss a lot they remind me so much of the guys we're friends with now yeah so like them um and me and my best friend like would hang out with these guys all the time and it was a really fun era of my life was hanging out with these guys all the time um I started jeweling my junior year of high school

Bad influences of friends, huh? I was like the first person to start doing that. You were the start of it? Well, kind of. No. In my school. Because my friends, those guys I was hanging out with, went to private school. The private school kids did all that shit first. Because they were just the money, the cool. Like, they did all that shit. So I was hanging out with private school kids. I know I'm like so cool. But I was like,

But I was like hanging out with the private school kids and they were doing it. And I was like, oh, my God, I literally want one. I didn't even know how to like fucking use it. But I like literally thought it was so cool. And then I introduced it. That's so crazy. I introduced it to all my friends at school. And I'm pretty sure they all still vape all the time, literally because of me.

That shit's so bad. My known fact that all of my friends know is I've never used a vape in my entire life. That's good. And it honestly just has come to the point where... It's a pride thing? Yeah, it's a pride thing. If someone hands it to me, I'm like, no, I've never used one of those in my life. Fuck that. Yeah.

I have no reason not no reason to know if you've never done it like you're 25 years old don't do it now why am I gonna say at 25 25 years old I hit my first vape like fuck no I'm like my 17 year old self made that decision for me like same same with cocaine like I've never never never touched that never used that and like that's my pride thing is like I've never fucking used that or done it I'm never gonna do it I wonder if people think we do like

Drugs? No. I just do shrooms. That's the only thing I do. I don't do drugs. But so yeah, I was like in my party era. And this was also the start of my... Or not the start. If you want to talk about Miami culture...

partying on fucking south beach y'all we would take the fucking public transportation the metro and the bus so take like an hour and have to get there because like all the stops like but none of us wanted to drink and drive because we're responsible so we took all this public transportation we didn't have uber money like getting over there was like two dollars you know i'm saying and we would just go get hammered on south beach like from like 11 to like sundown and like honestly like i didn't realize like the privilege of like damn like that's what i did in high school like got drunk on south beach like what

What a cool life. I like took it for granted. You know what I mean? You can go back to South Beach right now and probably go hang out with the high schoolers that are probably doing that right now. When I was your age. Oh God, don't be one of those people. My, so my junior year was, I was in my relationship. I was a relationship queen all of high school. I had two different boyfriends. So my first boyfriend lasted up all the way until my senior year.

But we were dating and I was still trying to like figure out who my friends were. I honestly was just kind of dabbling around with like his friend group, being friends with his friends, the hockey boys and then like

a group of girls that they would hang out with but like I never really had like a solid like best friend small circle at that point my junior year and my junior year was also the year where I was fucking stressing hard about college like I was like bro like where the fuck am I gonna go to school like what do I want to do in school and I was just honestly gonna go to school undecided but I knew I really

Yeah.

Field hockey season, even in high school, getting recruited in high school for field hockey is really fucking hard. You need to also be on a club team. So I was doing club field hockey as well. So the weekends, I was traveling, doing tournaments, going to all these recruiting camps, and just really putting as much fucking emphasis in field hockey as I could. I was going to recruitment camps in Disney World, Orlando, New York.

up at other colleges. And I was getting a good amount of recruit emails. But I still, at this point, had no idea what the fuck I wanted to do. And junior year of high school is when you're touring colleges and stuff. So that's a lot of what I was doing because I didn't want to drink or anything and get sidetracked. So...

junior year was more of just sports and occasionally drinking but nothing too crazy i was like partying hard but also very focused on school i had i went to go visit visit schools like it's like sats all that stuff and like said it before but if you weren't listening like i was a fucking good grades girl but i like didn't take a lot of effort to get good grades like i was just i was just good at school like it's not that i wasn't that smart i just knew how to know to do it like i knew how to

Do the system. I just... It wasn't even that I was that smart. One of my teachers told me that my junior year. She said, you are queen of doing the least amount of work possible for an A. Like, you don't... Like, you literally just, like, work, like, so efficiently. Like, you don't, like, do extra. Like, you don't do less. Like, you just get an A. Like, you just, like, are the lazy... Like, so lazy, but so, like, perfect at grades. I'm like, yep, I know. I know how to work the system, okay? I know how to get A's. Like, I was that person. If we had an essay...

mine was like one page and someone would turn in like five pages stapled together but mine wasn't a mine had all the right answers on it you know like my like what did you write about why did you write a six-page paper i just like could never be me um so when a teacher told me that i felt really validated but i was like her laziest straight a student she's ever had i was like i'm glad you feel that way because that's what i strive to be dude you know what like i hated was homework i i the stress of homework

I want to say... I had no time after school to do homework. Like, I did not have time. I never did my homework. So, like, I have a weird... Like, I love school in the sense that, like, I think... Oh, this is more of a senior year thing. But I had this teacher senior year. Love her, like, literally to death. I owe any ounce of fucking smartness I have to this teacher. We had so much homework in that class. And it was brutal. But, like, it taught me how to be responsible. Yeah.

Like her class taught me how to be responsible. Like really, because it was like, it wasn't easy. It wasn't like my other classes where I could just kind of like, like scoot by. Like it was a lot of work. And like me and my, like one of my best friends at the time in high school, like we had that class together and we made it in without ever missing a homework assignment. And there were so many that like people were like taking Zs like on homework and we never missed a homework assignment like the whole year. And they were like so hard and long, but like it taught me so much about how to

like get work done and be responsible and it taught me how to write but like it really taught me how to be responsible yeah i mean i would have failed college without that class i mean i dropped out anyways but yeah my uh so junior year with like school whatever obviously i had to try my best but i fucking didn't do good which my gpa in high school i don't think i even like applied to any school and they like

cared about my GPA for anything. No, mine did.

I don't think any school I... Which I got into a lot of... Like, I did get into a lot of schools. It was just more of, like... I had to narrow down college-wise, like, what I really wanted with sports. And I ended up obviously deciding that my degree was going to be graphic design. And the graphic design programs at a lot of the schools that I was applying to sucked. So I had to find a school that had a good graphic design program, had the sport I wanted to play, and also was within, like, fucking an hour of...

my hometown because i was such a homebody at this point and i did not want to be far from my family and i also had a boyfriend so my college decision was truly based around my boyfriend which was the biggest fucking regret of my life i knew i wanted to go to uf um so my whole goal was always going to uf i got into every school i applied to i applied to like every college like in florida

Got into all of them, like, not to my own horn. And then getting into UF was, like, the best day of my life. I, like, cried so much. And if you told that girl she wasn't going to finish, she would have been like, what the fuck? But I, like, cried. I was so happy. So college, like, applying was definitely a lot. But I did get into, like, all the schools I wanted to, which was litty. Yeah, so...

Once I actually figured all the college shit out, my senior year, y'all. Like, that summer, junior year, ending junior year and going into senior year, that summer was when I really started to, like... My house was, like, the party house. Everything, like, all the parties, the summer parties, the pool parties, basement parties, like, everything was at my house because...

Within my town. My town is shaped very weird. It's shaped like a boot. Okay. So, like, if you look at a boot, that's, like, the shape of my town. And I was right in the middle. Okay. So, like, people that lived 10 minutes away... Like, I was just... My house was perfect because people, like, that lived... Right. Everyone was close. Yeah. I was just the house to go to. Yeah.

And I was having all the parties and I felt just so much pressure being like the host, the person hosting because my parents were so fucking strict on like how many people could come. But I had a bulkhead. Do you know what a bulkhead is? So a bulkhead is like a stairway entrance from outside to get to your basement. And it's like,

It has like garage It has like two doors That you open up And you like walk down So you don't go through Your house to get to the basement You go through the bulkhead So I would have people over And I would sneak people Through the bulkhead Into my house And my parents would fall asleep They would fall asleep Around 11 o'clock And all they would really Request from me Because they trusted me Was Sam just turn down The music a little bit So your dad can sleep And I would have people

And I would sneak people in through the bulkhead and there were certain people in my high school that my parents hated and they did not want ever to see at my house, but I would still just let them come over, sneak them in, whatever. And I would have fucking ragers, rippers in my basement. Like,

And we would have my little brother because my little brother, Zach, he's two years younger than me. So when I was a junior, he was a freshman and we corrupted him so bad. We were like getting him drunk. Like he'd be thrown. I have like videos of him like in. So we had a finished side of my basement and an unfinished side of my basement. So all the really bad things. An unfinished part of the basement? Would happen on the unfinished side. We would like sneak in kegs. We would, people would be like fucking. Sneaking in a keg?

keg is crazy. I know. That's so huge. I know. You know what's funny? I wonder if you think you were sneaking, but, like, your parents knew. Eh, maybe. I don't know. Well, sometimes, on some occasions, like, if my dad was in a good mood, he would come down and drink with us and, like, be a fucking, like, degenerate with us. Like, we did a, um...

Christmas party and my dad fucking ends up coming down and we had one of these like it was like a present so we did a sex like a sex toy type like Christmas party swap and someone bought like a like a blow up yeah blow up sex doll my dad came downstairs and

and saw that that was there and was like, what the fuck? So he grabbed it and I took a photo of him. So I have a photo of him holding it and he's holding a beer in one hand. But sometimes he would come down and drink with us, but it honestly really just depends who I would have over, if I would be okay with him coming down, 'cause I'd be like, okay, he said max 15 people. Now there's 30 people here, he can't come down. So I'd avoid it at all costs.

But yeah, basement parties were the fucking thing. We had parties at like my best friend's house, which was like right by our high school. We had a bunch of parties there because her parents just like let us. I don't know. So we're having a bunch of parties there like at the beginning of my senior year. I'm pretty much only going to talk about my senior year from now on. That's like the most different. Like I feel like I caught you guys up in the last episode of like pretty much the vibes for everything else. But my senior year was pretty wild. Yeah.

So we're having all these parties. They're really fun. I was with my toxic boyfriend. And when I tell you, we would get in screaming arguments at like any type of party, like screaming, crying, every single one. Apps over the most ridiculous things you've ever heard in your life. I'd be like in tears. So we'd go to these parties all the time. And then we break up because he was texting this girl who like wasn't even like, I don't know, like not a girl you would expect this from. Like, oh, like I could.

Like I could just see us together like if I was single like I could see us together like so like Like when it's one of those things where it's like well like not cheating, but just like what are you doing? Yeah, like that's such a weird thing to do. So we broke up um, and I actually had like Everyone kind of like rallied for me like I was in student government and like we I there were some groups I wasn't really that close with which we'll get into the division um, that was my senior year, but

like even people i wasn't really that close with like all my student government people like who we've all had our issues let me tell you but like everyone was just like like we're here for you like we're like everyone was just like really like rallying for me and i was like oh my god thanks like i like these videos like we had like a party like that weekend like a christmas party and like everyone like we have like the shop video like everyone's trying to really have me up and like get me like

like like fuck him so i was really nice and then i pretty much immediately started talking to my like relationship that was like my last like three year one yeah but kind of by default so how weird is this i don't know like i guess he was right so this kid transfers like i've never met him okay but his mom it's our principal son so he transfers to the school our junior year our junior year he transferred literally i've never i've never fucking spoken to him like never had a conversation with him

ever and then like our senior year we sit near each other in science class because we have like mutual friends so like we sit near each other in class again literally never spoken to this kid once in my life we just sit next to each other in science my crazy boyfriend like the pitbull one was like i don't want you fucking talking to that kid i was like they went to the same school the same part they knew each other and i'm like

I don't I was like I don't know him I was like I have no idea who that is like I've literally never spoken to him once and he was like he like is into you I was like he's never spoken to me not once I don't know what you're talking about he would get so mad like in class like the doors had like windows so he would like walk by sometimes and if he was like like the new kid like the kid if he was maybe like if we were all doing a group project and we're like sharing like a lab table he'd be like mad that I was like

like with him and I was like I don't know what you want me to tell you I don't know who this kid is I'm like we just have the same friend so we're in the same group like I don't know what you want me to tell you and then I went on to date that kid for like four years so I

I guess there was something that he knew that I didn't because I was like, I don't know why. And I was so pissed in the moment. But I did go on to date him for like four years. So I can't really be mad. Yeah. Honestly, my situation is pretty similar. Yeah. So like my boyfriend, my first boyfriend, we dated for almost like three years. And it was just one of those relationships where he treated me perfect. He was an angel to me. But I just...

I couldn't give it all 100% back to him. Me? So, like, I just, like... Yeah, I was like, I can't date you anymore. And so I had to break up with him. And it was so fucking hard because, like, he was just begging and begging me, like, I'll fix things. I'm like... Oh, no. I know, I know. I'm like, I literally just, like, I'm just not into you anymore. The one that's engaged now? Yes, the one that's engaged. So, yeah, he found his love. He found his love. And...

He it was funny because like he I remember him telling me he loved me and like I remember having to just Say it back, but like not meaning it. Oh, no. No, I know It's okay your children and then that like when he when he told me he loved me like that spooked me and scared me So that's why I broke up with him I was like, I can't do this like he loves me like i'm gonna drag out this relationship and

I just can't be with him. So we broke up and that was in my senior year. And so my senior year, I'm in my boyfriend's friend group at this point because I had been dating this guy for three years. So it's like,

His friends are my friends like we're all friends And I mean they're yours is like most of your high school. Yeah, so then obviously like I know Every single one of these boys and I started to actually start to have like a thing for one of the boys And he knew like he knew right from the jump. He was like she's gonna jump right to the other guy. Yeah, and What did I do? I jumped right to the other guy and bro the fucking drama in my high school that I like homie hopped

people like gave me so much it was drama like i couldn't even go to school without getting like a comment from someone being like i felt that like being people being like that's so fucking disrespectful like how can you do that like the divide in our friend group was so bad like yeah and i knew like at some point people were gonna get over it i'm like people are gonna get over it like it's it it's just fresh it's tough like he's gonna hate to see it but like

We have one more year of high school. Like, let's just get this... Get through this year and I know, like, no one will really care anymore. Like...

In the moment it seems like really bad but Yeah I started dating one of his like good friends Which they weren't even like best friends like the Friend group was so big but it's high school Like people just know each other like I feel like so many people Have like oh like they're close friends like yeah It's just like everyone's kind of like best friends but the thing Is about like dating within the same friend group it's Like it makes sense because it's like they're similar And you yeah they're similar like they're Similar people like dating within the friend group It makes sense yeah it makes sense like we're All the same type like we all know each other Like we all get along like

like gaining like romantic also at that age you only know so many people exactly like my fucking graduating class was 200 people half of that is female so there's 100 people and then another half of that is just not my type of people or not even like maybe a quarter like only a quarter of that is like my type of person so like small options okay so then I ended up dating this man for another three years so like I homie hopped and I was in a relationship back to back for

like almost like with the in-between i would say like seven years i was like in relationships but anyways so what i'm saying is that yeah i did the same thing of my my ex boy my first boyfriend was skeptical about one man yeah and i ended up dating but like men just know i guess he wasn't they went to the same school but they weren't friends like they like it was so weird and like it was funny because like sometimes in science i'm gonna call my first boyfriend i'm

when i says like mr 305 would be like when he's asking you for like when he's asking you for a pencil or like asking you if you have paper like he's flirting with you yeah and i was like i really don't think he is but then when i started dating him he's like i was i was like oh i'm like well i didn't pick up on it so the um

The baseball team and the dancers were like friends. Okay. And almost all the girls like had a boy. Like... And it wasn't... Yeah, yeah. So like this... The guys were like diehard friends. Like they've been friends all of high school. And like so have we. And there was kind of direct pairs. Like she's with him. She's with him. She's with him. So it was talk about going to prom. And I was like, fuck, who am I going to go to prom with? And they're all like...

well him like like new kid like you're gonna go with him but i knew how much my that mr 305 hated him so i'm like i literally can't do that because i was like if i do this and i talk to him i'm never talking to like mr 305 again like that boyfriend's gone like if i talk to him like go to prom with him like that's it's over like for sure and then the moment that was like scary you know you like just broke up with someone i'm like damn like i'm really gonna commit like

over like he's never gonna talk to me again um and then i kind of got over really fast because he was so shitty that i was like yeah i'm gonna do it like i'm i don't care um but yeah they're like go with him and i was like i don't that's not a good idea i'm like i literally just spent the last like four months of my life convincing this man that i don't care about him at all now you're telling me i have to go to prom with him i'm like i'm gonna look that's awful i was like this is not good um and i wasn't like into like i didn't like

Like I wasn't like oh I like like this kid like it wasn't like that at all but it was kind of just like you know everyone else is kind of dating and you're the only two that are not like start talking like it only makes sense. So.

We like go to all these parties and like whatnot one party like they're all talking about it like how he like Is like into me and i'm like it was kind of like the boys were just kind of whispering like when you can know Everyone's talking about you when you're like you're all talking about me Can you just say to my face like I can I know you're all talking about me And then it's like obviously the boyfriends are telling their girlfriends which are my friends like we're just getting around And I was supposed to someone was supposed to take me home. I forgot who Like was supposed to drive me home and like somehow like everyone worked together to have it be like

Oh, like he's just going to take you home. Like just me and him alone in his car. And I was like, well, why? Like it just was like not the plan. Like it was supposed to be like maybe me going home with like, I forget. But they just somehow arranged it. Oh, this one kid that wasn't even at the party showed up to the party just to bring other people home so that I could be alone in the car. That's what happened.

like so and then i didn't know where this kid lived at the time obviously then we dated i know where he lived my house was so out of the way and far from his house so he drove me home so out of the way he didn't even kiss me or anything he like pussied out but um like that was like the start of like us kind of like talking like you just drove me home by myself yeah what the fuck i was like what are we doing but he had an ex-girlfriend and then at parties we'd like

like make out or something you know like just be dumb um but he had an ex-girlfriend that he recently broke up with okay she was a sophomore we were seniors and at one of the next parties i said if you're still like dating that girl like i don't want to be a part of it like because i didn't like there was no like feelings no nothing like you know i was like you want to stop right now stop right now so i really don't want to be like a part of this if you're still dating that girl like leave me out of it and he was like no no i'm not i was like okay like

a-okay by me it was not fucking cool okay they were like back and forth all the time like this girl was so involved like i literally fucking hate this girl like to this day she probably knows it too um so mind you his mom is our principal so his mom is at the school all the time and his mom knows me like they're partying at my house like hello like we literally all like it's easy you can tell what's going on when you're an adult watching kids every single day you can tell so like we're like hooking up all the time like very much like

And in school, he would literally be like, wait, like never be seen with me. And like only like she would like always be with him. Like we'd go to his baseball games and she would sit with his mom. And like I wouldn't. And like it was a thing like you film like you always film. They want you to film them when they're a bat. A lot of times their girlfriends do it. Their mom might do it. Their dad might do it. But you film it. She would film it. It was so annoying. And like he would tell me like, like, don't make a scene about it. Like, oh, by the way, like, don't film me.

I'd be like, why? Or like one time we thought like we were just being funny because all our friends, we made posters for the game. And he was like, don't do that. I was like,

So his mom like hated me and like loved this girl and I was literally torn to shreds and prom it was literally like oh like wait who are you gonna go to prom with and I was like if you don't go to prom with me I'm going to quite literally kill you. I was like no I'm gonna kill you. I was like you're gonna ruin everything. I was like our friend group is perfect every single girl has a boy they're going to prom with and you're gonna mess it up? I was like you're gonna you're gonna mess up everything. I'm like it's literally a perfect like

It all works out. And we're all friends. I was like, anyway, you're going to go with the sophomores to prom? You're a loser. So anyone did went to prom with me and I did...

Did you guys have junior and senior prom? No, we had one. Yeah, we had junior and senior prom. So junior year, I went with my first boyfriend. And then the following year, I went with my other boyfriend. But yeah, proms were fucking weird. Prom was just like, we literally, like when I tell you, it was just like a perfect match of like all the best friends, like the girls and boys. And I was like, if you don't go to prom with me, you're going to ruin this for everyone. I was like, you're just going to fuck up the flow. Yeah.

I was like, so you have to. And he was actually the first one to start asking to prom. And he asked me to prom first. Like it was the first like promposal. It's so crazy that prom, like at least for me, like it was dead fucking sober. We had breathalyzers. So we would take, we would rent out our, my senior prom was at Gillette Stadium, like the football stadium. And we would go on a bus and they would breathalyze us before getting on the bus. And then also before getting into the event, right?

So like we couldn't sneak booze onto the bus, couldn't sneak booze in our system into the event. And so it was just fucking dead sober. Damn. We would go out, we would go to parties after, but the parties wouldn't start until like midnight. Yeah, we went to parties, but we were dead sober at prom too, but we went to...

like I said, in the middle of nowhere. I feel middle of nowhere at a house being sketchy. Oh my God. And one of the teachers, not a teacher, she worked in the office, showed up to the party and everyone took a picture with her. Everyone loved her. I'm like, girl, why are you here? You're going to lose your job. Yeah, literally. It was literally people in the picture had bottles in their hand. I was like, they better guard that picture under lock and key. You're going to get her fired. In high school, walking, if there was a basement party, there was nothing more like...

Nerve-breaking than walking to the basement like having to go through the house Say hi to the parents and then go down the stairs like I hated that I always like to be like if I was walking into the house to be in the back of the group And then let everyone else talk to the parents and just sneak my way down to the basement Because I hated talking to parents. Did you my we went through the back? Um, like just drew like my side gate and stuff um

And speaking of division, how you said division of, like, the friend groups. So there was division of, like, kind of, like, team sophomore girlfriend or team me, which was wrong because he was in the wrong and not either of us. But, like, she was just saying that I'm, like, so mean to her and all these things. And I was like, that's really not true. Like, he's the problem. Like, what the fuck? So there was just division of, like, team her, team me. And it was, like...

It was brutal. It was so brutal. And then after baseball games, like you wait for all of them to come out of like the dugout. And like I said, like everyone had like a girl. When I tell you, he'd always be last. He'd always be last. And like both of us would be standing there. I was like, I'm gonna kill myself. I was like, I'm so over this. I'm like, I'm done trying to compete with this like 15 year old girl for a boy. I was like, I can't do it anymore. I would have been like, bye. But I needed to go to prom. And then we dated for like four years. So it...

I'm shocked that it ended in us dating. It's like actually shocking. Yeah. Because it started...

So bad. My entire senior year of dating my second boyfriend, my first ex was so caught up in it that he would drive past my house, drive past my ex's house just to see if our cars were at each other's houses hanging out. One time he saw me driving somewhere by myself. He literally pulled a Yui and started following me. This man was literally like,

so obsessed with the fact that i had moved on which it's sad because like i broke up with him and like he was sad about it but like thank god my other ex-boyfriend had a girlfriend so yeah he was kind of um not in it um but it was very i did you have fun senior like specific cool senior activities that you did like did you do senior assassin are yes i was so bad at it i so in student government we weren't allowed to play because it got people in trouble like legal trouble like people would get like fucking arrested because they'd be like

waiting somewhere they shouldn't be like trespassing on someone's house so our student government director was like you guys are not allowed to play we're like what the fuck man like lame i was so bad at it because i was always like playing sports and stuff and just like yeah we so but all of our friends were playing so tell me how i'm having a party in my backyard at my house

Not even a party. We're just hanging out. Two kids from my school burst through my gate. And I was like, what are you doing at my house? I'm like, get out of my house. How did you find me? Get out of here. Because all my friends were there. And then at the movies one time, we had this big issue. People thought that my house was the house for a little bit. So these girls assumed that their target, one of my friends, was at my house.

Tell me how I was followed for like 20 minutes and didn't know I was being followed in the car I leave my house. They came into my neighborhood They followed me because they thought they were all going to be there, but they saw me leave So like oh shit, let's follow her like she's probably going with them. They're her friends. So they followed me

Well, I pick up my friend and then follow me to the movie theaters where all my friends are. And I'm like, holy shit. For the last like 20 minutes of driving, they were following me and I didn't even know. And it was like, it was like Assassin was crazy. Yeah. Assassin was pretty nuts. It's like definitely like stalker illegal. Like it's just like so bad. We should do that with our friend group. We should. That would be so fun. Maybe we should.

I'm like no it was so bad let's do it again Yeah let's do it like the adult version Yeah they'll be at fucking work and I'll be like So it was like not being able to do it Was like fun because there was no stress but like my friends Were doing it so I got to still like But like when I tell you when random people from my high school Bursted into my backyard I was like first of all Why are you here this is my house Get out Was um finding your friends a thing in high school It was Can't remember I had all my friends locations In high school Yeah

Our high school years were different, man. Yeah. But I did. Yeah, maybe. Did you have a senior trip? Oh, yeah, dude. I went to fucking... So this is where things like got bad for me. So... It's funny because I feel like we've said so many bad things and we're like, oh, no, this is where it got bad. No, but so I, like I said, didn't really have like a solid like girlfriend group. Like it was all like surface level like...

girls because like I was so not independent in high school. I was so reliant on a boyfriend, couldn't make friends.

Did not want hanging out like literally the opposite of what I am right today and I just remember being like fuck like I don't have like a senior trip or whatever so Within my friend group with my boyfriend's friends like we had all these girls which like I would I would say was really close with like two of them, but there was probably like 15 of the 15 girls and that wasn't super close to them I was closer with the girls in the grade below me just because I

was technically supposed i'm july birthday so technically i could have been in the gray below me so all these girls are like nine months to a year older than me and we're going to bermuda for a cruise ship and i was gonna be the only one going on that trip that wasn't gonna be legal of 18 to drink in aruba so it sucks yeah so we went on a cruise trip at the end but i remember sitting in class because i didn't think i was gonna get the invite to this

like senior trip they had another group chat with not me in it and majority of the girls in that group chat were in the class that i was in we were in history class or social social something social studies social studies and one of the girls accidentally said like something about me in the wrong chat in the chat that i'm in and this bitch was fucking sitting next to me

And I can't remember exactly what she said But I instantly like read it looked at her and go Do you really like think this way about me? And then she like froze and didn't know what to say because she didn't realize that she said in the wrong group chat And I instantly just started bawling my ass out and ran out of the class And called my dad and my dad like excused me from school and I went home. Damn. We had a senior trip This goes down as the best day of my life. I talk about it all the time. It's like

It's up there in top three best days in florida. I wonder if they still do it after like covet and stuff I hope they do it's called the grad bash and you go to universal and islands of adventure after hours It's the longest day ever you're up for 24 hours straight You get in the bus early drive like the four hours or whatever it is and then like The getting everyone in and through security like it takes a hot minute we get to the park at like six and

And no one's there. Like no one is there because the park is closed to regular people. So there's no one in there. We're like the first ones in it's empty. Mind you, it was also the best day because sophomore girl wasn't there because she wasn't a senior. So it was just me and like my like basically boyfriend. And like we got to like go on the bus together and hang out and actually like, oh my God, she wasn't there. It was fucking great. So you're running around the park.

It's just like it's a bunch of high school So there gets to be a lot of people but it's only high schoolers and you're there from like six to like two in the morning And then you drive home So you're there in like the middle of the night my guy friends from my junior year were there with their school so like you're literally like at 1 a.m and you're like running around the park with like all your friends it was so fun like

I can't even explain it. What was your drink of choice in high school? Malibu and Sprite. Dude, mine was fucking Twisted Tea Bags. Malibu, Sprite, and Fireball. Twisted Tea Bags were fucking disgusting, but I would literally go to the liquor store. There was this one liquor store in my town that would just take us and not card us so bad.

Yeah, so bad. He just wanted the fucking money. And then we would go in there. He would do like wine tastings with us. Wine tastings? Dude, I was what, 17 years old? I can't even do a wine tasting now. I know. And you'd be like, oh, we're tasting this wine. Like, do you want some of this wine? I'm like, bro, I'm literally looking back on it. Honestly, started at the age of 16, to be honest. And we would get our fake IDs. We would have them with us. But honestly, he would never ID us. I didn't have a fake ID in school. And...

I would go and get a massive twisted tea bag for myself and just drink that all night with a bag. We would do a lot of Malibu, a lot of Fireball. That was...

that was pretty i also mcgillicuddy's which did you have senior skip day oh yeah we had way too many of those you didn't have like a senior skip day though but it wasn't like it was just like we had a facebook group and we would all be like okay what day were we all not going and we did it like five times so the way it worked like in my like district of schools i hop free pancake day was senior skip day so that was just kind of like

when it was i don't know why and like so like part of it must have been fucking bumping bumping like you get free pancakes and we didn't even get free pancakes but like the point was like that's something you like that's like something you go do yeah because like you're you don't have money it's like you get like free iHop pancakes i don't know how it started that schools just agreed that iHop free pancake day senior skip day but yeah those were busting with 16 year olds for sure

Yeah, for sure. We did like a slip and slide like in my backyard. We had so much fun and just like fucked around. But it was a good time. We also had senior like a senior project. So in order to graduate, you had to do a senior project. Gross. And mine, mine was literally like

I organized a 5k race in my town. Like it had to be something like along the lines, you either like created a business or created a like event or like something. So I did a 5k race to raise money for colon cancer for my dad. And, um, we first like senior projects, it was for all the seniors. It was the last period of the day and you would get free, like freelance. So you would just be able to like, if,

For instance, we were doing the race. So like we would take that block and we would be able to go to like the town hall and like work basically. So like basically it was just...

a block to do whatever you needed to do to work on that project and everyone like in my friend group like we wouldn't work on our projects like we would just we would go to my house so i lived like five minutes from the high school so we'd all just go to my house and i had a pool and we would just like go drink by my pool and school was over so we would just get out early and then you had sports well yeah that too um which actually no i quit lacrosse my senior year so i

I didn't play lacrosse. I like dance was so fun my senior year because we'd like our competitions. Obviously, we'd go compete in Orlando and then we had sweethearts. So that was also why this man needed to like

shut up and follow the rules and like be my boyfriend because i'm like you're like all his friends were sweethearts all of them yeah so i'm like do you want to do it or not are you gonna make me find a random like don't you want to do with all your friends hello like you have to do it so it was so fun like we'd have rehearsals where we'd have to teach them dance the dance was so they did a really good job and to be very petty we danced to a pitbull song the sweetheart dance was to a

We all just agreed that it would be funny. So that's what we did. And it was really good. And we did it at a pep rally and at the show. And then...

When you're a senior dance, like it says you have to do a senior solo and you have to give a speech So I like cried and like gave a speech It was so sad but and then it was really cute because it was like my senior year was like him slowly starting to actually Like me and then it's like they all like all the sweethearts I got those flowers But they got them like one rose and he got me like a full He was the only one that got me like a full bouquet of flowers And it was just so weird how it went from like I literally hate you treat me like garbage to like Then we just started dating. Yeah, it was so weird but um

somehow it fucking worked with the sweetheart dance was so like you get them shirts with your name on it and they like sit front row at the show like it's it's cute very cute yeah fucking high school is nuts dude i feel like yeah i feel like i could keep going that's pretty much the gist yeah but i literally feel like i my body is going to that's like the gist of what i was in high school yeah

Hope that was like some good background for you guys on us as people. Yeah, it's just so crazy too because like if you listen to both of these episodes, like I can't believe like two years ago, I almost got canceled for being like a bully in high school and making girl. There was a... Guys, there was a rumor that in high school... I wish that rumor was true. Like that'd be interesting. I know. But when I was getting canceled two years ago and people were just coming out of the woodworks just saying random shit about me that didn't even know who the fuck I was. Someone created a rumor from the town next to me that I...

forced girls naked in the girls locker room and made them run around naked like that shit that shit's wild to me that's whack even like where did you even think of coming up with that i also wanted to point out that as i'm searching through my finsta for like just like things to speak about i had a picture of like a dump of a weekend and the caption was weekend recap really so i just think that's full circle yeah

But yeah. Oh, I also forgot to mention that was big T with my like relationships that like hated each other. I transferred into the second period class with Mr. 305. I wanted to be in his government class. Yeah. So I transfer into this class to be with him in this class. And then we break up and guess who was also in the class?

the girl no like the kid like my now like my now so he was also in the class so i went from being in that class with him to being in the class with the other kid and we had the same second period damn yeah it was pretty funny i made his life a hell in there oh i fucking miss high school and just being having no care in the world or no responsibility didn't have an eating disorder though yeah but well no that didn't serve for me until college i had a i had a a

I was like chunky. Really bad in high school. And then my senior year when I started having fun, it went back up. And then in college, it went back down. I was chunky in high school. And then I started dating. I was skinny. Then I started dating my second ex. So my more recent ex. And he caused me to basically have an eating disorder. I was dating someone with a full-on eating disorder. And like they didn't even notice. I'm like, how have you not noticed that I didn't eat today? Like, you don't care? No, I was fucking chunk, chunk. But yeah, that was a little bit about us.

Hope you enjoyed it. And I'm going to have a second coffee. If I have a coffee, I'm going to have a panic attack. So no. All right. Hope you guys enjoyed. Bye, guys. And we're going to do a drunk Q&A this week. Bye. V, do you think we give too much advice on this podcast? Girl, this is a podcast. Advice does hit way harder when you cuss with it. Yeah. And we do plenty of that. This show, it ain't for kids.

Definitely not for the kids, but we do talk a lot about family. I mean, it comes with the territory and with a show called Baby Mamas No Drama. I just wonder if people get the gist of the ad we just did. You mean like the massive billboard in Times Square? That one? Well, yeah, that one, but also this one, right? I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Kale Lowry. And I'm V Rivera. And we're the hosts of Baby Mamas No Drama podcast.

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