Lets Talk About High School…Part 1
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what is up you guys welcome back to another episode i am sam wasted no time and i'm taylor i literally like just picked up my mic and you just went for it oh shoot i'm excited fuck that just like caught me off guard like normally like obviously you guys don't see this but it's like okay like you're ready like okay here we go like i literally just grabbed my mic and we're we're in dude because i was like trying not to talk to you once you walked in the door because we haven't spoke at all we i got back

Like an hour ago, two hours ago, and then we've both been getting ready. Yeah, we're here. So I'm just like, let's just get on mic now so we can talk. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I love the enthusiasm. I know this week, guys, we're actually doing a high school recap part one because we know we're not going to get through our entire four years in high school. So we're going to start off with freshman and sophomore year.

And next week will be junior and senior. Yeah, it just felt like good time and a fun topic because in our assumptions, if you missed that one, so many of them were about how we were at that age. And then so many people just went home for Thanksgiving and saw everyone from high school. And everyone is making TikToks about that and going out and seeing everyone from high school. So I feel like it's just top of mind. Yeah, exactly. Which I obviously didn't go home. Taylor went home. So we'll get into that too. But favorites of the week.

Or one thing about... Or one thing about us, yeah. One thing about me is that the beach is like literally my favorite place on earth. I posted on my TikTok story about how one day at the beach, I didn't even go in the water, just the air. My skin...

Like, if I had a pimple or a blackhead, it's gone. Like, my skin clears. It was, like, moisturized. Like, I don't get it. I think, like, the air... It just dries your skin out, though. The air of the ocean... No, but, like, it was, like, so, like, moisturized. It's, like, so humid in Miami. Like...

it literally just cleared my face and it was so cloudy but i got like sun on my face don't know how there's literally it was so cloudy but i got like what happens when you haven't had uv in a while it's just like i'm so pretty like when if i go to the beach yeah no i love it that's why i had to get that last trip like last month or now almost two months ago to florida yeah i just love the beach is cheat code to being pretty which is why i'm like i think i need to have a beach wedding

Because it's how I'll look pretty. A lot of pros and cons to beach weddings, though. You're risking a lot. Tons. Tons. But I would look pretty. Yeah. So it's like... There you go. Gotta do what you gotta do. But yeah, that's just mine. Yeah, mine is right in my hand. And that's just being extra as fuck. Like, my favorite of the week is being extra as fuck with my drinks. I thought it was just gonna be just being extra as fuck. No, extra as fuck. Oh, yeah, that too. But like, being extra with my drinks...

Like the littlest thing makes me so happy. So all of this week I got the new wine glasses at HomeGoods that have reindeers on them. And I was like, I have to get my money's worth with these glasses. I mean, they were only $10 glasses, but I was like, either way, I'm only gonna be using these for what, two months out of the whole year. I need to use them. I need to use them up. Use them in the summer. I know. So I was like, every single day I've used it and I've put like little fancy ice cubes into it with my olipop or poppy. And then I garnish it with

Dried fruit I have A shit ton of dried fruit And I'm like It's gonna go to waste If I don't use it So But doing that Made me so happy And then Today I'm having a coffee And I put little sprinkles On top of it And it looks like A sugar cookie Sugar cookie coffee Yeah it looks really good I really want one Yeah I'm dying for another coffee Um

I was going to say, since you brought up cups, you did excellent work organizing the cup cabinet. Oh, I went crazy in the kitchen just organizing. See, I come back, I'm like, that's new, that's new. And then I open to get a cup, I'm like...

Wow. Like, I love what you've done with the place. Dude, can you tell that? Like, I just like... I need... I'm a very organized person. I need to be living in an organized environment or I'll go fucking crazy. So when you left, I took a full advantage of it. I was like, I can't. I'm redoing the whole kitchen. I was like...

It's good. Also, to be fair, so Thanksgiving, I was like hosting my boyfriend over and I need to get a few things at HomeGoods and I fucking went. I was like, oh, this HomeGoods trip is going to be expensive, but it was so fun. It's so fun. I love that for you. Yeah, I know. We have a fuck ton of cups. I know. That was the issue. Like, I put away dishes and I'm like, where the fuck are these cups supposed to go? Yeah. I mean...

To be fair, we use them all. Huh? We use them all. No, we use them all. We're drinking gals. Because I have like five drinks a day. They get used. Yeah, we're drink gals for sure. It's just like the amount of cups I get used for this two-person household is like a little bit ridiculous. I know. But... All right. Favorites. My favorite's a movie that I think is a good wreck if you're going home for Christmas and you need a movie to watch with like your family.

Because if you look up, we're having this issue finding movies because if you look up family movies. It's so hard. Because by family movies, if you look it up, it's like for kids. But I mean more so family movies, like a movie me and my dad would both love.

find enjoyable you know yeah and also not like awkward like not too many sex scenes going on like i don't need to sit in there with my dad exactly um so my wreck i've actually seen it before but we re-watched it was daddy's home with will ferrell and mark walberg oh my two favorite actors so the second one came up because the second one is a christmas movie

And my mom was like, I've never seen the first one. I'm like, I have. I don't remember it because it was a while ago, but I remember it being funny. So let's watch it. We watched both in one night, the first one and the second one.

The first one was better, but the second one's Christmas, so you have to watch it. It's like the holidays. So fucking funny. So funny. The little kids in it are gold. Like, they make the movie. The kids are 10 out of 10. Like, it's Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg. You can't tell me that any movie that they star in is bad. No, it's not. It's literally not. They are so good. Like, watch it with your parents. Like, it was...

It was so good. I would recommend that if your family's like, let's watch a movie. Watch Daddy's Home. So good. Love that. My favorite of the week is a little bit opposite. It is goat cheese. I'm fucking obsessed. Goat cheese. What did you think I said? Nothing. I just kind of like...

Like heard it as like one mashed up word. Yeah, it'd be like that sometimes out of my mouth. Goat cheese. Yeah, goat cheese. I am obsessing over it right now. I bought a container of it at Trader Joe's and I'm putting it on everything. Like what? I had a salad for lunch today and then an appetizer that I'm... Or a side dish I made for...

my boyfriend and I for Thanksgiving was like these carrots that were in honey and pecans and goat cheese and oh dude I'm just putting in everything and I never thought in a million years this year has been the year for me where my taste buds have changed so much I eat cottage cheese now I like goat cheese who would ever thought like olives and pickles and just so many random things that I used to hate I don't know if I've ever had goat cheese it's so good

Cool. Yeah. And like also in the summer. So it's good all year round. I feel like you can do a harvesty stuff. But then in the summer with like blueberries and raspberries and a salad. But like, I don't know. Yeah. It's really good. Underrated. I feel like let's make goat cheese become the new cottage cheese. Let's put it on everything. What's macros looking like? I don't know. Probably shit. Well, you heard it here first. If you see goat cheese trending, you know where it came from. Exactly. Yeah.

Hot Gossip

You already know. So we already got... Guys, Dave Portnoy breaking up with his girlfriend. Dude, I literally was on the verge of tears. I thought you'd be like low-key happy because what if you could date Dave Portnoy? But you do have a boyfriend. I do have a boyfriend. But you would leave him for Dave Portnoy. But okay, I love Dave and I love... So to be fair, I knew Dave obviously before Sivana. What was your take? Did you know Sivana before Dave or like... Oh, I have no idea who she is. You didn't know who she is? No. Yeah. So I didn't realize that they were dating until about like two years ago. Like the first year, I had no idea. But anyways...

He or Silvana has done such a good job for Dave, like bringing in that niche of women that like support him and love him because he like Silvana brings out such the goofy, soft, like boyfriend vibe of him. Whereas before everyone just thought he was like a dickhead and like not it. Yeah. So I'm really sad to see. And I obviously I want to know why they broke up, but I'm not gonna be a fucking gnat in the comment sections of all their videos being like, I'm done. Why do you break up?

it's also like why what would your comment why would your comment boost her to do that say i know it drives me nuts like you're like your comments not gonna push her to talk about it talk about it like it's just if anything i feel really bad though that sucks really bad and i'm glad the rumors were put to rest that he did not cheat on her with rachel dude because like for her sake i was like miss girl like if this is true like you've

you really need to get it together, but not true. Well, honestly, if anything, if he were to cheat on Savannah with anyone, honestly would hope it would be her because then Savannah can get it over it easier just knowing that she's a fucking shitty person and no one in this world likes her. Like, yeah. His response back was like, it was so mean, but it was so funny. Oh, he comes back with heat. Like, it was so mean, but like,

Come on. Yeah. But it was funny. What was it? Something like I would never be caught in a room with that girl or sentence. I would never like being mentioned in the same sentence as this trash bag. Yeah. I would never be like, that's so insulting to even put me with her. And I'm like, I mean, true mean, but I mean, no, it's true. It is true. And I was explained. So my boyfriend doesn't know anything about this. So I had to explain it in the sums of like something that happened within our friend group. So I go, imagine this.

I cheated on you with, or not even because that girl was, say I was single, and I hooked up with your boyfriend. And I said that to my boyfriend. I was like, imagine if I hooked up with your boy, Taylor's boyfriend. Are you saying in the Vanderpump? Yes. Oh, the Vanderpump situation. Like, I was trying to explain to him. Like, not Dave Portnoy. No. Okay. I was trying to explain to him, like, how shitty this person is. Yeah, it would literally be like, if you, like, my boyfriend, you were sleeping with my boyfriend. Yeah. For like a year. Yeah. In our house. I know. Yeah.

Fucking nuts. Crazy. Like while I was home for my grandma's funeral, you were like fucking my boyfriend. Yeah. That'd be crazy. Our ratings would skyrocket though. People out there in this world though low-key do that though. Well, we'll talk about it in my high school... Yeah, facts. In my high school recap. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you have anything else though that like kind of happens? I'm going to be honest. Like no, because I wasn't paying attention. Yeah. I mean, also just nothing I feel like that I've seen on social media has really been anything like juicy because it was Thanksgiving. People were just trying to be jolly. Yeah. Yeah. Like we're trying to be holly jolly. Like I just honestly wasn't paying attention to anything. I'll probably see something that is old and bring it up. I honestly will restart watching it with you.

The Kardashians has a documentary that just came out on Peacock. Oh, I do want to watch that. It's so good. I started watching the first 45 minutes of it. But isn't it all from Caitlyn's point of view? Or no, it's everybody. It's everybody. Kris Jenner talks in it, but it's voiceovers. She's not present sitting. Because you know when they do documentaries, they sit in a chair. So, yeah. Yeah.

She or he, I guess at the time, he at the time is sitting in the chair like talking, but Chris is also in it, but doing voiceovers. So it's old stuff? No, it's just talking about how from the day they got married to where they are in the present time. So how they built the success. So like they're showing like Caitlyn Jenner pre-Caitlyn Jenner. Yes. Okay. Yeah.

So it's like all of that. So it's like basically focused on Chris and Caitlin. Yes. So from the, from the, they've literally started from the very day or actually the court cases. Um, but like you kind of mush it together where it's a little bit like the first five minutes. And then basically the start of the whole documentary is when they, the very day that they got married. Cool. And then on, um,

It's really good. Interesting. Because there's a lot of stuff that I didn't know about how she squeezed her way into fame. It's cool. Chris? Yeah. Yeah. Sounds interesting. We'll have to watch it together. Yeah. And there's also now a new...

Love Island Australia that I started. I'm on like season seven because I was home alone all day on like Sunday or whatever. So I was binging it, but it's really good. Yeah. Sounds good. Lots of TV to watch. Tons of TV to watch. I'm trying to finish my books, guys. I'm so close. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm so close. I'm so close. I'm going to fucking read 50 books. Yeah. I mean, five books in less than three weeks. Yeah. Which is like...

No. Four weeks? Yeah, that's easy peasy lemon squeeze. The one I'm reading right now is so short. But we don't... Five books in four weeks? Yes.

Well, okay. That's less than a book a week. So the one I'm doing right now, I can finish, honestly, maybe like tomorrow morning, super short. Then this other one, I'm halfway through. And then, yeah, I can finish a book in three days. Oh, dude. We're not going to see much of Taylor. I'm locked and loaded. If my favorite for every one of these isn't a book, then I just need to read. Yeah. And I'm not going to lie. I've said this before. I'm choosing short books. Okay? Yeah.

I can't do long books. People will be like, you need to read this. I look at it. 600 pages. It's not happening. We need short books. And I don't care because it counts as a book. Is it attention span thing or is it just because... Because we're running out of time. Oh, running out of time. But do you usually like short books? Or is it the time span? I normally like short books because when I read books that are too long, I almost always think they're too long. I'm like, this was... I'm the same way with movies. I can't do a movie that's over like two hours. Yeah. It's just...

I just always think that there's stuff that didn't need to be. Hence why I thought fourth wing was trash. I accidentally spoiled that book on my story and I just want to give a formal apology because I honestly before like I had a thought to write spoiler alert and then I didn't.

And I got a lot of DMs about it. But I just want to say, like, the book was bad. So, like, if you... So, don't finish reading it. I told you what happened. Save yourself. Yeah. And the second book is, like, 800 pages. Like, y'all, like, that's ridiculous. I don't know if you know if 800 pages is a lot or not. I mean, to me, no matter what, that's a lot. A 200-300 page book to me is...

Good. So if you give me an 800 page book and think I'm going to read it, I think if I finish that, I'd count that as like four books. What was that book that you were reading that I also watched the movie to tell me lies? Yeah. They're coming out with another season. I think. I think I saw something. Yeah, I know. But I just couldn't do the show. Yeah. I couldn't do the show because the book was so good. Also, what's that other movie? No TV show that we liked.

With the airplane. Manifest. Dude, is there another season ever coming out for that? I don't know. I loved that show. That show was so good, but so bad. I know. It's so bad. I loved that show. It's so bad. It was so good, though.

It got progressively like because it just at first it was like obviously not real because that can't happen. But it was a little more realistic. And then we start with like so much so far fetched of like the this is getting out of hand. That one girl that's like kidnapping the baby and like dude she was crazy bro. I know but like still what we need to finish this goddamn fucking series. They need to come out with another one. Do we even know what happened to the plane. Like no no still not. Yeah.

And Cal is like... Everyone just ended up just dying, I think. Because the... Remember? I don't want to spoil it, but the... You know what? Spoilers are fine. This show came out like seven fucking years ago. If you missed it, you missed it. Like, catch up. The people were like... They were like aging. Because Cal like... Oh, he was fucking big, bro. He was big boy. And then he watched his mom die. Yes, because that crazy lady. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, we need another season. They need to do it. Yeah. Or I should just re-watch it. We should re-watch it. Yeah. We should re-watch it because I low-key don't know what happened in the beginning. Yeah, me neither, low-key. Actually, no, yeah, I do. They were on an airplane and then they fell into like a... Right, right, right. But I'm saying all the like... The little things. Yeah, because I like re-watching something a second time because then you can actually understand more things that you missed out on the first. You're like, oh shit, I didn't notice that. Or like putting more puzzle pieces together. Yeah.

yeah and i would still be like oh i don't know what's gonna happen because i don't know what happens like mid-season yeah i know the overarching like who lives who dies but besides that yeah uh anyways manifest great show yeah you guys should be just writing down these wrecks we got for you right now we just should watch it spin them out um anyways we have a lot to catch up on because there's one thing that everyone's waiting for me to say did you see your ex oh

that's my pathetic drum roll I didn't I yeah I did it um you were literally like not what's the word I'm looking for like not pulling teeth with it but like oh you want it to so bad I didn't really put myself in a I went to the gym once I know but like I went to the gym once and I was like on edge I was on edge I was like

It was fucking empty. Looking around. Well, it was just so empty. I'm like, you Miami people, like, get it together. Like, where's the grind at? Like, where's the effort? I say I went to the gym once this whole week, but I was like, come on, people. It was fucking empty.

um gym is so nice though like oh that gym is so fucking nice but what's the name of it paradise um it's like in kendall so if you're visiting miami it's probably not close to where you are but it's called paradise they have just every single fucking machine ever it's great but they have like no wipes anywhere classic and no one rewax their shit so besides that it's

Like literally no one puts anything back and that's just so Miami culture, but whatever. Dude, I remember that one time, the very first time I ever visited you at your gym, the weights were everywhere. Oh, that's... Dumbbells and like different racks of the dumbbells. Like where the 75 is supposed to go is like a 15. That's like next level. That's a...

Just commercial gym. Yeah. So that's next level. People don't push it anywhere. There's like dumbbells like on the floor next to the treadmill. Yeah. Just got to find them. Yeah. But anyway, so no, I did not. And thank God. That's all I got to say. So but that chapter has closed. I'll never talk about it on here again. Yeah. All right. Well, we left each other on Tuesday, right? On Tuesday. Yeah. So Tuesday is when we left each other. And Tuesday night was when I was doing like a little Thanksgiving dinner with my boyfriend at my place because...

We had a dinner reservation on actual Thanksgiving at a steakhouse. And I was like, fuck, like super last minute. I was like, I'm actually going to be like really upset that I'm not getting Thanksgiving food. So I was like, I'm going to make some shit. And like, you can come over or whatever. I ended up doing like a whole place setting in the dining table. Went to Crane Barrel, Home Goods, got all the goodies, decorated. And then did Thanksgiving dinner. So that way I had leftovers all week. I was just eating Thanksgiving leftovers, which was nice. Yeah. Tuesday, I got home so hungry.

And my flight for Christmas is the same thing. Crack it on. But I went straight to my sister's and hung out with my nephew like all day. Like I went straight to her place and then I had to go home to work. And then right when I was done with work, she came over again. And I literally spent the whole day with my nephew. And I spent most days home just chilling with my family and the baby. Like I didn't do anything crazy.

crazy exciting. Except for Wednesday was my birthday. So we went to dinner. Like just my family went to go get sushi. We ordered an insane amount of food. Like actually ridiculous. And then the place, the way they sing happy birthday at this restaurant was...

literally nuts there's like they're literally playing like tambourines um speakers surround sound in the restaurant is like music and like i was like oh my god like shoot me murder me like this is so freaking embarrassing but i just like leaned into it and then they gave me a bottle of sake to take home like a little one damn i didn't even drink it still i don't like sake i didn't drink it but i was like oh slay like the service was so good but i got literally like tambourines like music so loud like yeah

I was like, why would you guys like do this to me? But we got so much fucking food. It was just nice little like family dinner. Nothing, nothing crazy. And then for my Thanksgiving, we actually did Thanksgiving on Saturday.

yeah i was wondering about that yeah so we did thanksgiving brunch on thursday which is like oh we don't normally do that that's just like something we just um did watch the parade i love the parade comment on instagram do you like the parade because i fucking love it i won't i don't think i've ever been to a thanksgiving parade in my life i've never been to one either but watching the macy's thanksgiving parade on tv oh on the tv okay yeah i have to watch if i don't watch it like

It's not Thanksgiving. I used to do that. I don't do it anymore. And then right after is the dog show. Oh, yeah. I used to love watching that. Love the dog show. So have to watch the dog show. I just kept saying that. I think Mac would do really well on the dog show. I hope you're kidding, right? You saw how he did in that race, right? Well, they don't have to. They just like check them to be perfect. Yeah, I know. But like he would just see so much. They check their teeth though. He would be getting so much attention from everyone. He'd be fucking running around like no. He would not look around.

like what's the word like they look high maintenance no they're like perfect yeah like they look high maintenance and like rich well i love it i love a parade to dog show to football like that's the correct thanksgiving order that's what you have to do um but the reason we did thanksgiving on saturday is because my uncle's a firefighter he had to work and then my siblings have significant others with families that they have to go to so we were like okay my uncle can't be there and our siblings are

have other places they need to be. So rather than trying to do a dinner on days where people can't do it, we could just do our own dinner on Saturday and my uncle won't work and no one has to go to like their girlfriend's parents' house. We could just all eat dinner together or else you're slaving away and cooking for

no one to fucking be there so we just said thanksgiving on saturday and it was so nice i fucking love thanksgiving it's one of my favorite holidays that's kind of why i hate thanksgiving because you have so much pressure to like multitask so many houses to go to which is why i told my mom like i'm on board with just picking our own day we can do whatever day you want yeah i have to do it on thursday yeah i'm

I agree. Because I remember being back home and dating my ex-boyfriend, hopping from place to place. And it's like, ugh. Yeah. I hate going to boyfriends' places on holidays because I just love my family. I don't want to fucking go to yours. Yeah. I'll stay at mine. It's Christmas. I'm not fucking going. So I've made this new thing. I think we have to be dating for two years before I go to your holidays. Okay.

There you go. I don't want to fucking go. Especially if like, especially being out of state. I'm not fucking going. Out of state is definitely hard. I'll go visit another weekend. Yeah. I'm not going. You can come to mine if you want. Like if you desire to. But I'm not fucking going. So that's, that's that.

Well, see, you like going home. I'm like, I was so happy staying here this week. I stayed home last year, though, and I loved it. Yeah, so I love my family, don't get it wrong. But at the same time, for someone who lives out of state, I do see my family quite a bit. I haven't seen them in the last two months, but I think I went from February to July last

Seeing them or no august. I went from like january to august seeing them literally almost every month So i'm like I do see them quite a bit outside of living in another city But my thanksgiving I went to a steakhouse perry steakhouse downtown. I had never been to like an actual steakhouse here in austin So I was super excited especially now that i'm eating red meat. Our reservation was at 6 45 It was on the later side, you know, everyone is enjoying their thanksgiving dinner like early on

um which our dinner reservation was super late so we kind of just like went to the gym um hung out we had a puzzle oh my god taylor we did a thousand person puzzle fucking jealous you did a puzzle oh it was so fun oh my god i was like yeah you're sorry i'm like i'm gonna do that oh it was so puzzle and he liked it so much i'm

He went home like later in the night and he or so he went home and then the next morning I started doing the puzzle while I was eating breakfast and he facetimed me and he was like sam Are you doing the fucking puzzle without me and I was like maybe I was like I have no self-control That puzzle's sitting on the kitchen counter. Like I have to do it. I can't not do it and so a puzzle like

is it? Yeah. I got it at a little boutique in our neighborhood and it was like 30 bucks and I was like, fuck yeah, I'm getting this. And like, you know what? I'm going to make this a new tradition of mine because it's a holiday one that every single holiday I'm ripping that thing out and we're using it and doing it. So, um, but I had to, but Phineas, um, he loves puzzles. So I had to lock him in the room for like, he loves every, he loves,

Everything I had to lock him in taylor's bedroom for like a day because I was like You little fucker if I come out after sleeping at night and that puzzles all over the place i'm gonna be so mad But yeah, so did the puzzle then went to dinner that night and guys just because you think you have a dinner reservation on thanksgiving Don't think that you're actually gonna be sitting sitting down at dinner for your reservation Okay, I did not realize the amount of people that actually go out for dinner

on Thanksgiving. Yeah. That steakhouse was insanely busy. We did not get sat until like eight o'clock and our dinner reservation was at six 45. So we got there even early to checked in. Luckily we checked in 20 minutes before our reservation because if we didn't, we got there right at reservation. We would have sat even later. And so we were sitting there like, what the fuck do we do? Cause everyone was sitting around like the,

Our reservation was 645 There was someone that said their reservation was at 6 And they haven't even gotten sat yet So we're like we're gonna eat here for a while So I went to the bar and got a glass of wine And we got like the generous pours which are like bigger pours And we're standing there we're not even sitting And I'm like fuck like I'm standing I'm like I'm fucked up like sitting here Cause we haven't eaten yet either So I'm like oh fuck

We finally get to sit down at dinner and luckily they gave free bread like that was my saving grace with losing the little bit of a buzz I had and then we get another glass of wine because he was like, let's just get another one like it's Thanksgiving. Why not? So I'm like, fuck. Yeah.

luck of the food came out really quickly but dude I got so drunk from a glass and a half like I literally had to leave dinner and not finish the rest of my glass I was so drunk I'm like wine drunk wine drunk's the best gets you so fucked up so quickly I don't understand it though because it's um it's like pure like

it's like pure liquid gold but when you get a cocktail in a place like it's kind of hit or miss like how much alcohol is yeah how strong is it a glass of wine is a glass of wine there's no cheating there's no skimping alcohol yeah and i i honestly think like is it possible like do you look crazy going out to the bars and holding a glass of wine where everyone's holding like a ranch water or a vodka soda yeah that's weird because like i want to start doing that i don't even know if some places have them have one

canned wine i don't know can't i'm canned wine's the move i always i'm like only if i go get something from a liquor store i want canned wine yeah no so i i was on my ass and we got i got a filet and it was like a good size it was like six ounces or whatever but i was just like

Steakhouses are so overrated. Like I like it for like the one and done maybe out of the year. But for people that can go to a steakhouse like once a month or like casually, I'm like you were just throwing money away. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Unless like money is just not like a question for most people that like do that, then so be it. Do it. But I just don't understand. Like I am so content just going to like an average restaurant and

And it's more for me like the atmosphere than it is the actual food. Like I could be in that atmosphere and be happy and spend like half the price on the food. Yeah. So steakhouse is overrated.

Yeah, I don't know. I couldn't tell you. I haven't really been to one besides Count Albeck. Let's bring Taylor to a steakhouse. Let's do it. Oh, speaking of meats, you left two packets of meats in the fridge. I know. Definitely bad. You should have froze it. I thought they... I got them, like, right before I left. Oh, they only have, like, a few days in the fridge. My other ones, like, when I got meat, the Best Buy date, like, they had, like, a week unopened. The week on the thing. Really? On the thing, yeah. Yeah.

I've never... I don't know. I would just be careful when you eat it. Yeah, I'll be careful, but I'll look at the date. I'll look. I was nervous, so I saw it the other day. I pulled it out. I was like, fuck. Yeah, I should have froze it. But my other ones were good for a while, so I thought that those would probably be good for a while. Yeah, maybe. I remember one time I kept...

um turkey sausages in the fridge for like not even like long it was three days and the whole fucking plastic thing like expanded oh yeah that's disgusting and then my boyfriend opened it and dude it smelled like rotten cheese it was so because like i was like oh i was like oh yeah maybe it might be fine and then he like stabbed it with the knife and like it air popped out no and it smelled so bad that's gross it was disgusting yucky

um friday saturday sunday yeah friday i don't think i really did anything oh i like went to the gym and then i had to cook i got guys i made cheesecake for thanksgiving

You did? You made a homemade cheesecake? I made a homemade cheesecake, yeah. It was fucking delicious. Oh, that sounds so good. It was so good. I don't know if I said it on here or just when we were talking, but I love to bake and I always used to bake and I can whip up a fucking dessert, let me tell you. That cheesecake was so fucking good. It was cinnamon roll cheesecake and then I made like cream cheese icing for it and I also made like caramelized apples for...

for the top of it and my cheesecake it was the first time i've ever made a cheesecake like baked it i've done like no baked cheesecake you know like little things but i've never full-on baked a cheesecake it was really easy and it was so fucking good and i also brought alcohol like i brought dessert and alcohol and i outdid myself on the alcohol i bought a bra spritz for everyone because my sister's like i've never had those like

I want to have one of those. That's crazy. And I'm like... Because right when I started posting them, she was pregnant. Oh, so facts. So she's like, I've just never had this. And I'm like, oh, don't worry. Especially making them at home is way better because you can control how much Aperol you put in it. Sometimes they skimp you on the Aperol and I get so mad. Oh, yeah. I was... I made sure I was making...

making people good spritzes. People were getting the good ones. Yeah, they were getting the Aperol. Yeah, they were getting it all and like a good amount of Prosecco in there, you know. And then I also made a margarita. But like my mom came home and saw like my total wine, like all the stuff I got. She was like, what the hell? I was like,

but like we need drinks she's like there's gonna be only like whatever like x amount of us i'm like we will finish it and like i wanted to make drinks so yeah i fucking chefed it up and so funny like the i posted on like literally everything my sister opening the bottle of champagne and the cork like just flew out at her and it was very funny um but it was it was nice i fucking love thanksgiving food and that's what i did on saturday was like

all of that and then sunday um i went to the beach with like my hometown best friend who like we haven't talked in so long but now we made a promise that that's not gonna happen again and we'll we're actually gonna keep in touch because it's normally like oh my god i haven't seen you in forever let's recap our whole life and i'm like we need to like yeah like talk like i need to like facetime you because it was literally like okay tell me every single thing that's happened since literally like the last time i saw her was when we were in nashville

damn and this is when we like talked so it's like what's everything that's happened in your life since then like go a year ago yeah um but it was nice and then she was like you should she's like you're gonna move back i was like no i was like but don't tell me she's like we could like get an apartment like in brickle i was like i was like don't

Wait, did she move back? Yeah, yeah. Because she was only there for school. So she's done with school. Oh, okay. Gotcha. And her boyfriend lives in Miami too. Yeah, she's like a teacher. So she's in Miami. But she was like, yeah, we can like move. We can like get an apartment. And I was like, don't tell me what that nonsense. I was like, she's not going to live on the beach. Don't tell me. I was like, but no, I'm not. Because my parents are probably going to sell their house. And move to Georgia? They found a house. In Georgia? Yeah, that they really, really like. And they like...

Damn. Might go up like one of these weeks and like they're probably going to put an offer on it. That's so exciting. It's really it's a log cabin on like five acres. That is so exciting. And it's like 20 minutes for my sister. Cool. It's a log and it has a pool like it's it's like I love that. Yeah. But it needs to be like remodeled. So I told my mom I want to participate in projects like I will send like the Pinterest inspo of like what you need to do for the project.

all the decor i was like i just want like every remodel to be ran by me yeah like i already told them how they have to do the kitchen and i think they're in agreement but like i found a picture like you need to do this like so i it's cool like it's sad thinking about not having my house which also means if we want to go to miami time's taken on a free stay yeah especially because i feel like if you the second your parents put up that house it's gonna go well yeah but my parents can't move yet anyways because my mom has to retire still so they have to like work that out on like

all that shit if they could like wait. Yeah. But yeah, my parents might move. So pretty cool. Yeah. Crazy. I know. My Friday, I told my boyfriend, I was like, we haven't done like a whole day of just bar hopping, just the two of us. Y'all went bar hopping. Ever. I know. My mom even said it. She was like, did Sam go to every single bar with me?

I was like it looks like it yeah dude I literally did and I'm like really good with that shit of like like like usually planning things and I like I went into the whole day like not planning at all I was like we're just starting at this one place because I know for a fact I want to go here I have been wanting to go here let's do it and we started around like four o'clock we went to daydreamers on east and I just figured okay well this place is on east we're sticking east we're not getting in an uber once because then

It's going to get expensive. Like, it was already an expensive night.

And I don't want to have to uber anywhere So east it was and we started at daydreamers the perfect like cocktail bar guys If you need like somewhere to go on like a first date second date or just somewhere to be pretty casual But it's like more elevated than the typical bars that are on east Go to daydreamers and then in the back they have a food truck. Um, I was sad It was only four o'clock when we went so we weren't super hungry yet So we didn't take up the opportunity to get food there I wish I could have next time I go i'll get pizza from there. But um

Um, the cocktails were amazing and I actually was a little bit buzzed after the first drink I got like this little lemon drop like martini thing. It was delicious And then I realized on the map so we were sitting there I was like, you know what i'm gonna do is just like i'm gonna look on the maps Every time we go to a new place and just see like what's next to it

And I saw on the maps that Space Cowboys place was like right next door Oh it's on east? Yeah and I was like holy shit like this place is bumping on TikTok right now Like we need to go check this out And I like showed him a TikTok and he's like oh I've seen that place like let's go do it So I'm like bet doesn't open till 5 So from 4 to 5 we were just at that one place And then we walked over there

And luckily we got there right at the opening because they're like reservation only. Like it's so popular right now. And I sent it to you like the other day. Yeah. So we, so we went in there, sat down and within five minutes of that place being open, we

chair to chair like person to person like the place was bumping and i'm gonna be honest right now like i did not like it you walk in there i saw i saw you that atmosphere was so weird the furniture we were like sitting there and then my boyfriend honestly was the one that brought it up i felt very like on edge being in there like we were in there it's like dark no one really like greets you or talks to you like

I don't know. The atmosphere with the workers was very strange. But on top of that, he was sitting there and he was like, do you feel like all of this furniture is like really cheap and from like...

Some sketchy like side market from like another country. Like literally when you sit in the furniture, you feel like it's going to like shatter and just break. Like it was like the table was like lopsided and moving. The chair like was a booth, but you could tell it was just like a booth that was just placed there and it wasn't like built into the ground or anything. Like it was shaking and like,

I just, it just felt very cheap in there. Given the price of everything, like the drinks were $17. The little appetizers we were getting were like $20 each. We spent, I spent, I bought the tab because, um, whatever. I bought the tab and it was $120 for two drinks and two apps. That's what? I know. I know.

I know. That's crazy. Crazy, right? And the food wasn't even that good either. It was like, when I think about food when I go places, I'm like, if I can make it, it should be like general like prizing from like $10 to like $15 for an app.

And all the apps were like $20. And like, I was like, I can make this. I was like, I can make this. And were they like tiny, tiny apps? Tiny as fuck. Like so tiny. And so when we left, we were still hungry and we were like, you know what? Like where you pick the next place. So we went to this ramen place down the street, you know, that little ramen place on East. That's like always lit up, went there and got shit ton of food for 40 bucks. Like I think three massive things and two drinks and,

and we just went there ate food and then at that point we're like you know what like it's been a while let's meet up with our friends so we went to um shangri-la and played some pool with our a few of our friends and then at that point all of our friends just started rolling in like to downtown we're like okay let's all meet at the ink hoots bar on the roof fucking love in cahoots have you been to the roof though dude gorgeous like fire pit i

with couches and it just overlooks the city. So you're like facing the city while you're sitting there. And it was just gorgeous. I liked it. Our friends ended up going there the next night, but...

Went there and then at that point I was so drunk and I told myself I'm not going to Latchkey tonight but where did I end up? Latchkey. And I had the time of my life and I miss Latchkey so much. Like I haven't been there in so long and I didn't realize I like got really drunk to the point where I don't really remember the Uber drive ride back and the next day I realized I didn't have my wallet. Yeah that's you can't be doing that. Dude I literally I wouldn't

have known I lost my wallet unless I went on to like the find my friends items thing because I was looking to see I put an air tag on Mac and I was like looking to see if the air tag and Mac worked and I'm sitting there and I'm like wait a second is this like a glitch I was like why does it say my fucking wallet is like 45 minutes north right now and I was like oh my god I left my damn wallet in the Uber last night like it's nowhere to be found so luckily I ended up getting my wallet back like later that night

around like 7.30. But because of that, I couldn't go out Saturday night because...

I didn't have an ID and I didn't have my debit cards and it's for the best. I know it was for the best 100% because my friends were like, oh, do you want to come meet us? I don't have a wallet. And they were asking me this at like five and 738 rolled around and the Uber driver ended up dropping off my wallet. And at that point I had my wallet, but I was like, it's already 730, eight o'clock. Like I already said no, like I'm just going to hunker down and not go out. So I didn't go out Saturday night, which thank God, because like I said, I'm trying to do only once a week.

Yeah. And it was a long week of just drinking. Yeah, it was a long week of drinking for you and spending money. Oh, yeah. Literally. Yeah. It was bad. Which, oh my God, we went bowling in the domain at Punchbowl free. It was free until 4 p.m. And I'm like, do they do this all the time? Interesting. Because I'm like, if it's free before 4 o'clock every day, I will do that every

every day i'm just gonna go i'm just gonna go play ball bowling nice yeah happy for you i know it was a lot of fun and then what the fuck did i do sunday i'm trying to look at oh i just hung out on my boyfriends and made chili and brought it on the couch classic yeah classic classic classic sunday activity yeah i spent just like so much time at home with like my family and my nephew like i've spent i

80% of the time, like, sitting on the couch with a baby. Yeah. Oh, I also forgot to say, I got a lifetime membership, guys, and...

Do I think price-wise it's worth it? No. But in my mind, I'm going to say it's worth it because it's causing me to go to the gym more now because I'm like, okay, I spent $200 on this membership. I need to use it. So now I've been lifting like four times a week, whereas before I was like, I was pushing three, like if that. So now I have lifetime and I go and today I went with a friend and I sat in the sauna after and I'm like, I need to use... What? Do you have guest pass? Two a month. Oh, so bullshit, right? That's so bullshit. Bullshit. So...

I am using all the amenities and then I'm going to see what I'm going to do with class pass right now. I have to like so many credits that I need to roll over, but they do have workout classes with lifetime. So I'm like, do I just use up all the amenities possible with lifetime because I'm spending this much money and like justify it that way? Or do I still balance going to berries and lifetime? Definitely something has to go. I know. Definitely something has to go or you could just full send. I mean, like it's either like you just commit to the fucking money. Like,

and justify it or something yeah i was thinking like like other things have to go like i've been getting a monthly facial that can go that could go 100 which i didn't go i didn't go last month like you don't even have skin problems it's just i was more going for the derma planning but i was like and i derma planed myself this month because i was like i'm not going i'm saving the money yeah like don't get a monthly facial don't

I also haven't been doing... I haven't gone to get, like, Botox or filler in, like, next month will be almost six months. Are you not doing Botox anymore? Well, I think that the Botox has caused my muscles to weaken so much that my face barely moves. Like, I haven't gone Botox in, like, five months. Yeah. And, like...

What? I mean, I feel like it moves. No, but like not as much as what it used to like when it be like pre getting Botox. Oh, maybe like because it's the same with the job, the job Botox of like the more you get it, it weakens your muscles. Yeah. So I think that's what it's doing to my forehead is like it's weakening my muscles. So I don't use them as much.

Maybe. I don't know. I haven't... I wanted to get jaw Botox, but I'm like not. And I'm not getting my nails done right now because I'm like doing therapy and I get facials. And I did my class pass. So, you know, you got to like pick your shoes. And I'm buying coffee. And like I'm not giving it up. Like I buy a lot of coffee. And guess what? I don't care. Like I straight up like haven't gotten my nails done in like months because I can't be trusted with them because the second any type of anxiety or like...

anything kicks in, like, they're gone. So I just can't be trusted with them. Yeah. And I get facials and I pay for, like, kind of expensive products. They're not expensive, but, like, I just have to keep up with buying them, which, like, costs money and, like, I'm going to therapy, but my therapy takes my insurance, so...

Big slay. Yeah. I feel like it depends on the year of like what you're going to put your money to. Yeah. Because like right now, wintertime, I'm putting my money towards the workout stuff. And then in the summer, maybe I'll put more towards like the nails, the pedicures. I feel like also in the summer, I was putting my money toward like boats. Yeah. And like doing like it was a lot of like. Yeah. Like paying for a boat, paying for.

Yeah. Like the bus, like going to the liquor store. Like I feel like there was a lot of doing. Facts. In the summer. And I wasn't... Yeah, it all just depends. Oh, God. I hate looking at my bank account. I just don't. That's the... I just close my eyes. As long as the card like doesn't decline and swipes...

Then we're fine. Yeah. Did you get anything good for Black Friday slash Cyber Monday? No, I ordered nothing. Oh, Amazon. See, the thing is, okay, this is my problem. My mom got me something for Christmas that I literally just bought with her and I'm going to unwrap it on Christmas as if I didn't sit there and buy it. Yeah. So my problem has been like with social media, I do a lot of linking for you guys and I absolutely love it. I love creating those little links.

Like clothing templates and like linking shit, like showing you guys my favorites and linking them. But my problem is when I'm doing that, I stumble across something I really want and then I get it. Which the good thing is on Amazon, for the most part, a lot of the things I'm getting are cheap. Like the earrings, cheap. Scarves, like sweaters, like all this stuff is like reasonable prices. I'm not going to somewhere like expensive and like...

like i don't like wearing extremely expensive clothing like that's one thing i will never understand people doing is like spending hundreds and thousands of dollars on going to like boutiques and getting crazy amount of things amazon slay yeah i was gonna get stuff but i just have like so much crap that i just like didn't want more stuff like there's stuff that i want but like so much stuff needs to go you know what i mean like i was like i just like

there's way too much fucking crap my thing is i didn't realize i don't have a lot of like staple fall winter pieces oh me neither and i was like you know what this will be the year of me like building up my wardrobe of those things and i'm like i have like so many sweaters now that are just like these are never gonna go out of style yeah no i also i'm trying to be better about knowing that you can wear the same fucking outfit oh yeah i i

like outfit repeating I like gives me a literal like panic I'm like I can't wear that I've already worn that like there's like this shirt I haven't worn it yet I got it a while ago and I and I brought it home and I was being so strategic I didn't even end up wearing it about like what day I'd want to wear it as if like I'd wear it that one time and like never wear it because I'm never gonna wear it again like what the fuck is that yeah like I just in my head like cannot be worn again or like cannot be worn again

in the same like jeans like maybe i could wear it again with like something else but it can't be jeans yeah i don't know and it's really really bad i used to be like that and now i've gone definitely better at it it's it's really bad i'm really trying to get better at it because it's ridiculous it's ridiculous i think i said it on here with the morgan wallen concert the shirt i wore

I was like, oh, but I've already worn it. I wore it in Nashville a year ago, like a direct year ago from then. And I was like, oh, I've already worn it. Like, bitch, what? Like, you wore it last year. Yeah. Like, it's really okay. You can wear the shirt. I put a lot of stuff on my Poshmark because I was like, I need to empty, like, my closet. It's getting ridiculous. I, like, I just have so much shit, like, I don't wear. Or, like, my closet is, like, also too small. So, like, I don't have, like, it's full. Yeah, I used to have, like, a shoe problem. Yeah.

with buying shoes i think you buy shoes a lot still no but like it was bad with the sneakers like the amount of my the amount of sneakers i have like you don't really wear them anymore i don't so i was like they gotta go so i put a bunch of them on park you did have a sneaker problem yeah well it's also like because you were just still kind of in your like sporty girl

Like yeah like still Kind of in your tomboy era Yeah Like what were you gonna Like you weren't gonna buy Your fucking knee high boots Heels No Oh my god Like what the fuck is that Like you weren't gonna buy that Dude I just bought White knee high boots You were on loafers Like you weren't gonna buy that Literally Like you were gonna buy sneakers But I do think like Yeah they're not as trendy right now But I do think in total Like Nikes don't really go out of style Oh I kept a lot of them Don't get me wrong I had Yeah you're like I just want

from 20 to 15 like don't worry we still have literally what it was yeah because it's like they might not be like the trendiest thing right now but a nike shoe is always something that's in style there's never been a time since i was like 10 years old that a nike shoe wasn't yeah something trendy to wear you know what i hate about shoes though is once they become really popular they're impossible to get like the demand for them is insane it is uggs the sambas the um

what is the other adidas shoe? Like you just can't buy them right now. Yeah. I'm trying to be good about buying things that aren't super, super trendy. And I've found this one girl. I think I followed her. If not, I've just been saving her videos. Um, but she makes these things about like a trendy item. She'll do like, this is chuggy. This is trendy. This is timeless. So kind of like something like the Adidas Samba is like,

So it's like she'll show like what the old shoe has people wear. It's like what's trendy is like the Samba's like or you can just get this which is not like the trendiest thing at the time because every time you have the trendiest thing at the time in a few years you're like yeah like you're like why was I wearing that. So I really like I'm trying to follow a lot of accounts that are like get things that are very very timeless like instead of getting this get this like and etc. And there's some things that I'm going to like lean into the trend and I don't care like

I love a denim maxi skirt. Like, will we think those are hideous? 100%. But I'm going to wear it anyways because it's fun. Like, certain things I'll do. But I like these accounts that are like, you might want to get these and you won't look back and hate it. Because recently I've been seeing some millennials that have some things. And I'm like, oh my God, that's so like 2012. And I'm like, I just don't want someone to look at me and be like,

oh girl like so 2023 like take that off yeah like i don't want to be like that yeah so i say my platform uggs but i did get these gifted so yeah um i agree i didn't buy them so that's fair but yeah i think there's like really good accounts that do like stuff like that and i like that girl oh my god i thought one of my favorites actually was gonna be like a creator

that I found this weekend and I just remembered that I was gonna literally make it a creator if I could find her in the next like two seconds I'll give her a shout out but I probably can't damn that's actually unfortunate because I was like oh I'm gonna make it this girl oh well maybe I'll think about it

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High school time. High school time. High school, like, just like thinking, it feels like ages ago. I need to open my- Dude, for me it was, sorry, 11 years ago my freshman year. Really? 11 fucking, so 2012. So technically, because we're going into 2014, technically 12 years ago. Mine was 2015. I feel so fucking old. Mine was 2015. I need to open my- I went to high school-

2012 to 2016. I went to high school 2015 to 2019. Oh, I feel like fucking... Like I graduated high school when you graduated college. I know. Fuck. Fuck. Well, freshman year...

So I'm the oldest, by the way, guys. So I, for all of going through out everything growing up, like I was the first to do everything. Yeah. Which is like crazy nerve, nerve wracking, like being the first to go to high school, stepping in the fucking hallway. Like I didn't have anyone. Whereas like my brothers, like I was a junior or yeah, I was a junior when my brother was walking in freshman year. So like I had my brother's back and like I like

Helped him feel comfortable like walking into school with him like I had nobody to do that Yeah, I didn't go to school with any of my siblings because they're all way older than me But they all went to the same school. So there was teachers that I

Oh, my siblings are so-and-so. Oh, oh my God. Like one of my like favorite teachers. So I think I've even talked about here before. Like my sister used to babysit his daughter. Like it's like, so I already had like, you guys know my siblings. Yeah. You know, or like they even might know my dad because like your parents are involved. So yeah. Like, so I kind of had that of like every school I went to, it's like, oh, you're so-and-so's sister. Yeah. So my, I think my,

Honestly, I think... It's so crazy because it's a fucking blur to me now, but I think my freshman and a little bit of my sophomore year, I was still dealing with my dad being sick. So I was, at this time, very fucking quiet and to myself. I did not have many friends at all freshman, sophomore year. My friends were more like my sport team friends, and I had one solid best friend freshman, sophomore year. And I was...

a three sport athlete. So I played field hockey, ice hockey and lacrosse and all three of those besides, um, my freshman field hockey team, my freshman field hockey team. I was on the freshman team, but I got called up to play varsity like every now and then. But for the most part, I was on the varsity teams as a freshman for all three. So like I had like the older, like,

bigger sister like role models like in school like when i was walking the hallways like so in that aspect it was really nice where i had i had like teammates that were three four years older than me that like i would walk through the hallways and i felt like safe around so it was good but i was extremely fucking introverted especially my freshman year my freshman year i had some friends that were um like from my middle school so i'd like my best friend and then just a few other people i knew like one other girl it's kind of like the three of us um that were going to uh

the same high school and I was on the dance team. So we did auditions for dance team, like our eighth grade year. So like the end of our eighth grade year, we auditioned for dance team. And then it's like the dance team girls like come to your middle school and like bring you like stuff because you like made the team or whatever. They like bring you like flowers and like crown, whatever. So over the summer, then we have like intensive. So there was like a whole month out of the summer where you're dancing all the time. So I had all my dance classes.

because we already met the whole summer. And then it's like they had friends that were already at the school. So we kind of already had like our people and then like the older girls on the team. And when I tell you like one, I was so goddamn out of shape my freshman year, like the amount of dancing we were doing, I could not do it. Like we would do like workouts. Oh my God. Kicked my ass. Kicked my ass. And then like as the years got like

like doing it obviously i figured it out but when i tell you we would run five minutes like around the room like jog i couldn't do it it was like really bad um but i was little like looking back i was a child like i was so little but we had all of our older girls that were like our i was like oh my god you wanted to be them and hearing them talk about what they did

they're so crazy and so bad like hearing them talk about like having sex with boys or like they're turning they were turning 18 and like oh we're gonna go to like a strip club for your birthday i was like i was like what the fuck like it was so like crazy to me it was so crazy to me being like because high school hadn't started yet so it's like the middle of the summer and they're just talking about all this stuff and we were just sitting there like

what like what and they had like boot like they were 18 you know we're 14 like so they were just like like pretty and like had boobs and like a butt and like we're cool and we were just like wow you guys are so cool i was a late bloomer with my period i think i i didn't get my period until i think my sophomore year really i got my middle school yeah or fresh

it was going into my sophomore year. Yeah. So in my freshman, freshman, sophomore year, I was very like into the athletics I did. So obviously, like I said, the three sports in high school, but I also did club ice hockey and I also did club field hockey. So like after school, if I had a sport, like after my other sport, I was going to my other sport. Like I was just like overlapping the sports like crazy. And I also was like working a few jobs, which

Which I didn't have like my real first job until I got my license. I would have like quick little things that I would do and just get dropped off at them. But like I literally like social wise did nothing. Alcohol was not even like in my present radar. Like nothing. And my like weekends were spent like traveling to like Connecticut to go play like in a ice hockey tournament or Rhode Island or just being in like a hotel room with like my friends.

club teams which my club teams is no one from my high school like I had like different groups outside of like um being in high school which I loved like I really hope like when I have kids that I can give that to them where they play club sports because it's just it's so much better than playing a high school sport but um yeah I think I got my period my sophomore year because I was at

hockey camp my sophomore year when I first got my period and one of my best friends was an early bloomer and she was a year younger than me and so she was in the grade below me and I was older than her and I was going into my sophomore year she was going into her freshman year and we went to this hockey camp together at BU which a lot of the camps over the summer are at like colleges and you just go and like are in the like dorm rooms just staying in them for the week and

I remember on the first day I was in my dorm room, like unpacking and I got my period. I was like, fuck dude. Like, and I had known cause one of my best friends had had her period. I was like, I kind of know what I'm supposed to be doing, but I was too embarrassed to tell anyone that I got my period. So I literally like was just shoving toilet paper like in my pants for like a week straight. Hey,

happens dude like so embarrassing like i didn't know what to tell like obviously it's my best friends with me at this camp but i wasn't comfortable enough to tell her hey look like i got my period so i was literally i had nothing because i was at camp i don't have a car i don't have anything like no resources to get tampons so i was literally just shoving toilet paper up my pants all week damn yeah i got my period in middle school um

But freshman year was the first time I used a tampon because I had a dance competition and I was on my period. And if you know anything about dance, you're wearing itty bitty costumes and you don't wear underwear. Like you wear tights and you wear a costume. You don't wear underwear. Like you can't wear a pad. Like you're wearing like a thong ass bottom and like a bra. Like you can't wear a pad. So I was like, mom, I need tampons because I had a dance competition. And she like thought, I don't know. She was like, why? I was like, because I literally have to be in a literal bathing suit bottom in front of like

hundreds of people and how am i supposed to wear a pad with no underwear tell me like riddle me that um but i wasn't drinking or anything freshman year we would do a lot of stuff like

Like, go to the football games. Oh, dude, yup. You know, like... And wearing the football jerseys of the boys. Oh, no. Did you guys do that? We didn't, um... Like, really know football players. Oh, dude, I didn't really either. But, like, because I would hang out with, like, the older kids from, like, my sport team. So, like, the field hockey girls... The field hockey girls...

were huge with like the football boys because both fall sports and like just because i was like with the varsity and they had like always been hanging out with the football boys like i would get like a random jersey and i just wear i felt so fucking cool wearing a football jersey because they would wear they would wear their jersey we would just wear like the away yeah the jersey yeah we um did it well so our school kind of like football was cool when we first got there but then over the four years like it became baseball like football like

Our school was so big that there was kind of different groups that to some groups they might tell you, no, football was still so cool. Yeah. But our school was so big that like kind of like my circle. How much was your graduating class? I remember you saying a ridiculous number. Well, it got small. Like it was small compared to schools in the area. Yeah, but small. But like probably like 500 something. Dude, yeah. Mine was 206. Yeah. 500 something was small for like the area. But anyway, so like it was like we had...

a whole bunch of dance team stuff we would always have like team bondings like on weekends where we do shit together oh yeah dude those were so fun and the seniors have sweethearts which we'll get to in part two how like obviously like then i did have a sweetheart but like the seniors have sweethearts and at that time like to me they were grown-ass men i still think they look like no they were though no they were though because the facial hair the guys that have the facial hair you're like you're they were grown-ass men and they were on the football team and they were big and i feel like high school seniors now are puny and like

I know when you're younger, they look older to you. But I just think if you do a side by side picture, they did look like grown ass men. No, they were grown like they had beards. They were like beefy. And we were just a little fucking girls. But like so they'd have like their dance sweethearts and they were kind of cool and on the football team. But so it's kind of like, oh, we like kind of know them. But like we didn't like we were to them and the seniors on the dance team were probably like the

the little fucking girls. But we do a lot of that for fun. And like, I just feel like I was always having fucking dance practice. Like it was just a big year of dance freshman year. But the first time I drank was like at the end of the year. I also had my first kiss my freshman year. I don't know if I said that. But like first time I drank was like at the end of the year. My first kiss was like homecoming, around homecoming because...

I kissed... I was dared to kiss the gay guy on my dance team. Freshman year or sophomore year? Freshman year. I kissed the gay guy on my dance team because I was dared to. And it was at a team bonding. We went to a rollerblading place. And the seniors were just like fucking with us. And they were like, come on, like...

like just do it like like like i dare you just kiss him and like it was it wasn't like he was like in the closet like very gay like it was just a joke um and they were like come on like just do it and they were like so cool and i was a loser so like we did it and then someone snitched and then we got in trouble because it's like inappropriate like we were in public and like you're representing the team blah blah blah it when i tell you it was a second it was like like it wasn't

Yeah. It was so... I bet no one saw. It was like so innocent. But like someone snitched and then we got in trouble. But then we told my dance teacher. We were like, okay...

because we had like bigs and littles. So we're literally sitting there. Guys, like picture this. I was shitting my pants. Okay. I don't like getting in trouble in school. I was goody fucking two shoes. My dance teacher's like, who was involved in this? And my big sister at the time was looking at me. She's like, she knows. Raise your hand. Like, don't like, don't not raise your hand and be like a coward. Like, like she knows. And I was like,

So I'm like, and like the few girls were like, yeah. So then she's giving us a talk. And we were like, first of all, you can be mad at us all you want. But I know like six other girls sitting there did it too. And they didn't raise their hand. So it's not fucking fair. And we were like, we're not going to be snitches. So I can tell you who it was. But just know we were honest and they weren't. And I was like, we really dare to. I'm like, I'm a 14 year old girl. Like, I don't know anything. I'm like, I was told me to like, hello.

like i don't know what i'm doing um so we actually didn't end up getting in trouble but he did because it was like you're older and like you know better oh so like he got in trouble but we didn't get in trouble because we were like you're gonna punish us we were honest like you we're not gonna rat him out but like they were sitting there fucking quiet as ever like fuck them so like that was a whole big like scandal so like yeah he got in trouble but i didn't but i remember like when my like big was looking at me like raise your hand she knows like she knows everything just raise your hand i was like

dude, damn it. I was like, God fucking damn it. Um, so I was like technically my first kiss, but I had my real first kiss like a few months later.

I remember. So my friend group was really, really small freshman, sophomore year. It was my friends that I brought from middle school. So we had two middle schools and then high school, the two middle schools, middle schools. Yeah. So there was, um, center and Sylvester and they would merge together in middle and to high school. So everyone was together. So it's like in high school, you're meeting people you've never fucking known before. Like everyone,

Yeah, duh. Like, weird as fuck. Like, I only knew, like, two people. Yeah, so...

I just kept my middle school friends and we just kind of like stuck to ourselves. Didn't really talk to anyone. But then when homecoming came around, this is when I realized I'm like, I can't be friends with these people because like they're into smoking. They're into drinking. Like I'm not like that. I can't do that. Like I, I just felt so much pressure. I was like, I can't, I can't hang around these people. You're like, I'm an athlete. No, not even. I just like was so nervous. Like I remember having my first like drink. So I,

it was homecoming or like around homecoming. And I was at one of my girlfriend's house and she lives in her bedrooms in the basement, which like you are like bedroom in the basement. Like we don't have basements, but if I could imagine. Yeah, dude. So her basement on the other side of the basement was like a whole like

with beers and stuff. We were just taking one of each beer to make it not look like sketchy. We got fucking... Classic taking like one... Of each. One of each. And we just got plastered off of beer for the first time. That's the first time I ever drank. And then at that point, like I'm going down this like hole, like rabbit hole of just like stealing alcohol from like my parents. And I'm like...

i'm like i wasn't like at the time i didn't really like like it that much like no one's wrong disgusting no like i i i hated it like it tasted like shit uv blue was like the only thing i could put down like it was like this raspberry like vodka oh my god so gross even thinking about it so anyways this whole thing ends up happening with this one of the girls in my friend group where she ended up like

basically having to get like her stomach pumped and everything like it was bad like oh no bad it's like not funny but just thinking little kids be like no little idiots is hilarious no like it was bad like this whole thing and that's i think that's like kind of when the whole friend group kind of like

Maybe not everyone, but me just like kind of like distance myself. And so, which was fine. Like I had like my sport friends. I had my club hockey friends, my club field hockey friends. Like I had like groups, but they were all like kind of surface level. But then, you know, I had mentioned last week, like I was on an IEP. So like I had like my, like my IEP friends. Yeah.

what are you laughing about it'll just never not be funny i don't know so like i had i had like extra help classes and like i'm not laughing at you by the way listening if you have like special classes you just have to admit it's funny it is funny like all you can do is really laugh about it all you can do is laugh at yourself so yeah like and i at the time freshman sophomore year fucking hated it like hated it so much like

I was like, I don't, I thought I was better than everyone. I was like, I don't need to be here. I'm perfect. Like I have no issues. And they're like, really spell restaurant. And you're like, Oh, wait a second. Hold on. That's not part of it. So, um, I just remember my sophomore year. Um, these two boys were sitting behind me and it was like a slower class for English. And, um,

So we're sitting in the back of the... The two boys are behind me and they're in the back of the class. And I'm in the front of the class. And they would just throw shit at me. Like, throw things at me. Like paper. Yeah, they liked me. They liked me. And it just became this point where I just loved going to that class all the time. I would look forward to it. It would be like first period. And I'm like, just get me to sixth period. I need to get to this English class. Because it just made my whole day. Like 45 minutes of just sitting and getting...

picked on by these two boys that's so cute and they were like the hockey boys too so we ended up getting like really close and i ended up just like hanging out with them a lot like after because like then hockey season came around because it was homecoming and then hockey season came in and then like i was also at the rank and they were at the rank and i remember just like my practice and then like they i'd bump into them like as i'm leaving practice and they would go to practice and like oh my god i had the biggest crush on like one of the boys kiss one of them

Well, yeah, one of them ended up turning into my boyfriend. Oh! Yeah, so then the summer, we get into the summer, my ending of sophomore year summer, or no, freshman year summer. No, sophomore year summer. And then I ended up dating this boy. And, dude, from, like, the end of freshman year to, like, the sophomore year, basically my whole sophomore year, like, I just had so much fun hanging out with, like, the

These boys the hockey boys basically the hockey boys like I loved the hockey boys They were my best friends and it's just funny talking about this right now cuz like if I go home like they're still my best friends That's so funny. Yeah, so like I just like remember like we started dating and like I started hanging out more with like their friend group because they had a big fucking friend group like huge like of girls and boys and everything and I just started hanging out with all of them and I just didn't feel like I fit in really with this group because they were so extroverted and I was so introverted and

So it just took a while for me like hang with them to get comfortable with them. And I just knew they weren't like my friend friends. But anytime that they would invite me to anything like I just was like so excited because I took I took an invite very personal. Like I was like, oh, my God, like they want me to be there. Like it's not just because like I'm.

someone's girlfriend yeah they want me to be there so like i would take up every opportunity to go hang out with like that friend group that's funny yeah i love the love story i can be like i know i need to pee though i'll be right back i always um so my like only like romances freshman and sophomore year well like my real first kiss not like my dare first kiss

One of my friends from dance and two of my friends from dance, actually. So we had like a manager of our dance team who he didn't dance, but he just kind of helped with everything. Did all of our costumes, basically ran the whole team, like alongside of our coach, but he was another student. Um,

we'll call him frigging Jonathan. We'll call him Jonathan. And then I had one of my other girlfriends and her brother who she was on our dance team and he went to a different school and they were like very close in age. So they both like knew this kid. I couldn't tell you how they know him. They were just really, really close, like family close. But anyways, she's like, let's go hang out with them. And his brother,

No, let's go hang out with this kid and his cousin. And they were so rich. And in my town, the private schools, when you're growing up, there's one all-boy private school. And it's just like...

it's like the cool kids like i don't know like if one of those boys yeah the cool kids the rich kids so rich it's the all boys cool it's like if one of those boys is talking to you like that's so cool this is what my like my friends always started joking with me like my gold digger stuff but i promise it was an accident so she's like do you want to come hang out like his house is on star island which in miami is exactly what it sounds like it's on the way to miami beach if you go to the other island it's a new star island and it's these fucking mansions it's crazy and i was like

Okay, like, what the fuck? But, like, yeah, I'll go. So we, like, go hang out with these dudes, like, in his nice-ass fucking house. Like, ridiculous. I'm literally, like, I don't want to touch anything. I'm going to break something. I really know how their family has all that money. I feel like Thyra should look into that. But, like, we're hanging out, and this kid is, like...

like flirting with me and I'm like no fucking way because that's like no I went like I went because they're just all friends like I'm like whatever and I literally was like no way this guy from like the cool school with like this money who like at the time I was like oh my god he's so cute and like he's I think maybe he was cute when we were younger

and like he's not cute now but i feel like when if you compare him to like 14 year olds he was cute for like a 15 year old boy um but now not so much i've like anytime i've come across him on instagram i'm like damn unfortunate still rich though um but like he was like into me and i was like no fucking way this is literally the best day of my life i was like i can't believe this and i don't know if it was that time or another time but we took a golf cart around his neighborhood and they're literally like that's lil wayne's house like that's this because it's literally where just celebrities have houses and i'm like what

Like, this is so crazy. And then we went to some playground and then we like made out at like a playground. You just made out at a playground? Yep. Didn't even play in the playground? Nope. No, no, no. We literally just went there to... Because my friend was like on and off dating like his cousin. Uh-huh. So like...

we were just kind of like being there's nothing better at that age just fucking around with two boys that like you're also like with your friends like yeah and you have to sneak around your parents and stuff it was great and me and her weren't that close in school but for that oh yeah it was like that was our thing like in school it's like she was one of my like best friends we were friends of course and like she follows me on tiktok actually like i don't even know if she listens to this but like we were friends but it wasn't like oh that's my best friend but like on the weekends like we're fucking that shit up like

We were like, do you want to hang out with like... Like, I'm going to go hang out with like so-and-so. Like, you want to go out? Like, it was like, absolutely. Like, duh. Yeah. We were just like, fucking shit up. Yeah. We were being so dumb. But like, literally, I was like, no way. This rich boy from like the cool school like likes me. Like, why? And I was so nervous. Like, because in my head, I'm like, he's probably like kissed so many girls. Like, all this. But in reality, I'm like, bro, he's a 15-year-old boy. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, I'm like...

Dude, it's so funny. So I'm like looking at my photos just to get like memories of everything. It's like, dude, I was such also like a tomboy freshman, sophomore year. Like I had never touched makeup before. Never touched my hair. I had braces. I would do braces in high school. Yes, dude. I think so. Yeah. Hold on. I got I don't even fucking smile. And yep, I had braces. That's tough, dude. So tough. Look at all you can't even see. Those are so fucking bad.

But yeah, braces. This is me at homecoming and those are my braces. I love that. Bricked up, bricked up, baby. Yeah, dude. So I, um, yeah, homecoming was a fucking nightmare for me. So my sophomore year homecoming was when I really started to have a thing with that, with my parents.

ever first boyfriend and we weren't dating yet but we were at homecoming and dude i just remember we were grinding in the mosh pit for like 45 minutes straight grinding at homecoming was like the thing to do and i wonder what it is now that they do at homecoming because it's definitely not grinding but um no i think they do you think that you think they still grind yeah because i saw this tiktok about like but acl like this girl was saying like

like one of you high schoolers was grinding at Noah Khan. Like you're so weird. Yeah. I think they still do it. Oh no. A little horned up. Yeah. No, I think they still do it. Like, I mean, for me, it was like the wobble would come on or something. Yeah. Oh my God. My freshman year homecoming, we literally like dance for so long and I was posting about that night as if I was like drunk at the club. But like, yeah, I literally went home at 11 and like did not drink at all. But I was like, no, yeah. Wait, that's so funny because I was also dead sober at my home. She was,

Dude, yeah, what the fuck? And so, like, also, like, the bad boys, I remember, like, the bad boys would, like, sneak in nips, which other people would call it shooters. They would, like, sneak them in to homecoming, which our high school was so strict. We had breathalyzers. We had, like, the body scans you had to go through. Like, it was strict as fuck. Like, they did not allow shit to get through. And if you got it through, like, you are a wizard. Like, I don't know how the fuck you got it through. So, yeah, we got breathalyzed at everything, so it's not like we could drink even if we wanted to. Oh.

Well, they breathalyze you before you get in. You can't show up drunk. So, like, what people would do is, like, they'd sneak things in. So, like, you would...

homecoming is in your high school so what do you do in the morning bring alcohol to your locker and then later that night go to your locker which i didn't do any of this i swear well like that's what people would do yeah our homecoming was at a um hotel so we couldn't do that it was like out of venue yeah ours was just in our basketball court but we were just like living it up but my sock like

I'll kind of go into my sophomore year because I'm still in my freshman year. But my sophomore year was all still the same kind of shit, still being a young idiot. But my sophomore year was when I started dating my first boyfriend who came from that all-boys school. So...

But it was, so I went to homecoming my sophomore year too. And I'm thinking at that homecoming, I went to an after party. I think I went to an after party and our after parties, like thinking back, I'm like, why were you doing this? Like go home, like go home. Our after party, someone would rent a house in like Homestead, which Homestead is kind of like,

It's like horse country. It's like all houses on a bunch of land really spread out. And you would do it there because you're less likely to get a noise complaint because houses are on like acres. So you can't have fucking neighbors. There's a bunch of 16 year olds drinking. Like you can't have neighbors. So we someone would rent this house. Some idiot would put his card card down for it. But these people got fucked. But they like rent these houses. And then we just like literally fuck around. And then the cops come like so dumb, like literally go home. Like, what are you doing? But anyways, then like

It's probably like February, I think it was. I mean, like December. And like this kid transfers. And they're like, oh my God, there's like a kid from like Columbus. Columbus was a school. Fucking wild, right? Like everyone's like...

no fucking way um because we went to like a poor school like so we're like no fucking way um and then somehow there's so much drama with this dude like from day one which is like you dumb bitch like why would you put yourself in that situation caused so much drama because this one girl on my dance team was talking to him but would downplay it it was just like no he just likes me but like i'm not into him like she would downplay it kind of when you're embarrassed you're like oh my god no like i would never talk to him like he talks to me i would never talk to him then i started talking to him and it was a problem it was like we were talking i'm like but you never he were always like

always like no I hate him so whatever always cause drama which like if something causes drama right off day one maybe don't go that route yeah maybe pick a different route just a word of advice but I go out with this guy we're like talking in school all the time

So then we go we have to ask obviously people that go to that school because like we knew we had some friends um Me and my friend kara actually that I just saw like we knew people that went to that school so I was like hey ask your friends like if they know this dude because I need like You know, who is he like he's just a stranger So she's like, okay. Yeah, i'll ask and the only thing they write back is his dad is pitbull And we're like, oh that's so funny. Like what's the joke like he must look like him like that's so funny So we go on a date we go to the movies and

classic walking around the mall like sitting on a bench and i was like oh by the way i meant to ask you like why do people say that like that's so funny like why did someone say that and he's so up front of you what that was a joke i literally thought it was a joke i'm like his dad just must look like him like i thought it was a joke like something funny so i was like oh like why do people say that like that's so weird he like goes mute i was like wait what like and he was like wait how do you know that i was like how do i know what aren't we kidding like i thought

thought we were kidding. Like, I'm very confused. So he explains to me the social situation. I was, mom is literally married to Pitbull. And I was like, get the fuck out of here. So I go home. Of course I tell my mom, I'm like, mom, you won't believe what just fucking happened to me. I'm like, I literally thought it was a joke. Like I thought we were kidding. So my sophomore year, I date this guy who literally basically father, like his dad and like

his stepdad but like father of his siblings like is mr worldwide and it was so fucking weird and it was like my hannah montana life and it was so fucking weird and that's all i can say it was so weird but it's really like one of the highlights of my high school except for the fact that he cheated on me with my best friend um over snapchat my best friend like ever like it's like if you did it except worse because we like literally were childhood best friends yeah the years were there um like sent him like freaking like nudes over snapchat

so till this insane till this day a man cannot snapchat girls it's not a thing like it's not a thing um in my head dude trauma fucking it is true though it's just not a thing um so he did that to me my sophomore year which sucked and he was just kind of awful and he was so good at like being so nice to adults but being shitty to me like adults were like what he's so nice i'm like but he like is the worst um and he was like so

and awful. So I was in a super toxic relationship most of my sophomore year of high school, which sucks. But I did get to kick it with Pitbull all the time. So, you know, you win some, you lose some. Yeah. You can't have it all. Cannot have it all. We literally were talking about this. Like, no, you can't have it all. And guess what? Like, did I get cheated on? Yes. Did I spend multiple weekends on Pitbull's yacht? Also, yes. So some things are just the price you have to pay. Yeah. So my

I'm looking at my photos right now to give me a little bit of memory, but I remember when my boyfriend or ex-boyfriend asked me to be his boyfriend, girlfriend was, like I said, we were both played hockey and hockey teams were close girl hockey team, boy hockey team. We were close. We would do like a lot of things together. And I,

I remember getting invited to one of their houses, which, oh my God, we had so many snow days this year, my sophomore year, the amount of snow days we had where like school got canceled, practice got canceled. Like we would all just kick it at like,

One of our friends houses because one of our friends houses was like in the middle of the woods and he had a bunch of like snowmobile like equipment and shit and we would literally just like spend days on end at his house and like his mom would make us spike talk chocolate and like we would go like we would attach like a tube to one of the trucks and like ride like that's how so fun so fun like literally so fun. And so I remember in February which I'm I have timestamps because I'm looking at my photos of February.

We were at a party and there was like majority boys. It was like the hockey team. And then they were like a sprinkle of like girls that were there. And we were in the basement and all the parents were upstairs. I remember like going outside with my friends.

ex-boyfriend and that's like we ended up like kissing and he asked me to be his girlfriend and i was so fucking excited and like ran back inside oh my god no like i wish i could feel that for the first time again i know right so like we ran back inside like we started like telling everyone like oh my god like this is awesome and like all our friends were just so excited for us and they were like finally like this shit should have happened like months ago and like yeah like whatever and all of sophomore year like i was just kicking it with like the hockey teams because like

hockey like obviously up north is like the sport so like if you're a part of like that community like it's a fucking fan like I know everyone says it about sports like it's a family but like hockey is like another level of like family because like you're not like you have to travel somewhere with them like whereas like

lacrosse for instance like it's at the high school like you just go like no like you have to hop like you have to find your rides for like practice and stuff like you're going like off campus like you're in the car for 20 minutes like you're spending every moment with them and like you have like the team dinner which we had team dinners for every sport but like team dinners at houses which you have do you ever do like team dinners with dance and stuff we had like so we had like um like these things we called them team bondings and we would have them so often so we would do like

We would do them all the time. And like some would be nicer than others. Sometimes we'd go to a restaurant depending on what it was. But like it really depends. Like sometimes it's like we're having a pool party. Sometimes it was like we're having a nice Thanksgiving. Sometimes we're going to a restaurant. Sometimes we do like in my backyard one time we did like we had like a field day and we had like different teams and we did like like we played football. Dude, oh my God. So we would they would just like depend on what it depended on what the vibe was and what we wanted to do. We kind of just did whatever we want. We would get so much like

hazing too like yeah I got hazed and I kissed a dude in my gay dance team I don't know if this is like still a thing in high school because now people are such fucking babies nowadays like parents are babies like teachers are babies like they don't really let much go on but like

we would literally be at practice and the fucking football team would show up to our field hockey practice in cars and do a drive-by of throwing eggs at all of us. Like that's crazy. Like it was like shit would go down. Like, and then we would try to get them back and like, we would like hop in our cars and like go to the store and buy dozens of eggs. Funny though. No. And like chase them and try to huck eggs at them. And one time I was driving, I got stuck into it. I was at a team dinner one, one night and they would do it. If,

the other team would find out we had a team dinner at like a specific house they would find out and they would show up to the house and like teepee the cars egg the cars like and i had my mom's car one day that's so and i had my mom's dora the explorer whip and i was like in the explorer like we were like okay like we're gonna go to the gas station get a bunch of shit and throw it at their cars and i'm like okay i got my dora the explorer car like let's fucking go and

I'm not even kidding. So one of my now guy best friends, but my whatever, whatever. I think it was lacrosse, end of lacrosse, my sophomore year.

and one of my guy best friends throws a ketchup bottle at my car and it shatters like the front like headlight and at the time he wasn't like my best friend but i had to break the news my mom and my mom for the longest time hated him and then when he started to like come around and be our friend i was like fuck like you gotta like apologize a million times to my mom because like she's not gonna like you being around and but just like the amount of hazing and like

throwing of eggs and like water balloons and the boys being forced to do things to the not like like sexual or bad things but like like the football team would make the freshman boys go like

sing to us or something at practice like something stupid and oh that shit was like so the only thing that happened to us like with other teams was we would run on the track and sometimes like in the middle of the track was where like we didn't have a football field at our school um but the grass in the middle of the track is where football would practice yeah so we would have if we were having like a

conditioning day for dance and like our sports bras and our shorts like in our practice uniform we would be running the track while football was having practice and it was just like oh fuck we're gonna get like cat called the whole entire time we're fucking running like it was just a bunch of boys standing there like yelling shit at us while we're like doing our conditioning bullshit um but we didn't do anything like no hazing type stuff definitely like the older girls on the team kind of

making it like just being kind of annoying oh 100 they would like scream it like if the freshmen were responsible for so i was like there weren't like a lot of like lower classmen like on the varsity like there was only like three of us and they would we would be responsible for everything like getting the cones getting like the practice jerseys grabbing like the water bottles like we were responsible for all of it and if we would mess up even one little thing they would make a sprint like it was it

walking on eggshells as like a lower classman on a varsity team yeah well my sophomore year i was like an officer on my dance team like i was like because we had like co-captain captain co-captain and then like junior officer sophomore officer so i was like the sophomore officer of my dance team so i was already like like taken like in charge type role of my dance team my sophomore year but my sophomore year i still didn't really drink my drinking started the summer going into my junior year yeah and the summer going into my junior year

was like like another like girl go home like go home like what the fuck are you doing like i just look back at things i'm like you're a fucking idiot like you're just an idiot you're getting like blacked the fuck out like this whole summer like at parties that like when random people just post on instagram like here's an address to a party and you just go and it's kind of like oh it's the move it's like people are going here like this random ass fucking address and my mom's like

whose house are you going to? I'm like, I don't know. I'm like, someone's. Yeah. I don't know what to tell you. I'm going to a house. And like, that's when like my, like I started doing all that. But yeah, most of my sophomore year was just in my toxic ass relationship and just like dance, dance. My first two years were more serious. And then,

Our school just like declining like enrollment. So the older girls on the team were better dancers. And then everyone that came in was kind of like worse. And we kind of cared less and less. So my first two years were a little bit more intense on the dancing. And then it was like, we suck. What are we doing? And then we just kind of cared less. Yeah. My freshman, sophomore year, I didn't really care much about like my physical appearance. Like everything was fine. Like I was living life fine. Like no mental health issues. Like I,

I was just living day by day like excited just to be there like I like I look I was shaped like a box like I literally just didn't care like I wouldn't look in a mirror and like pinpoint myself whatsoever I was so happy and this was like really honestly before like social media even got big like nothing was really like popping like Instagram a little bit but it was like no one was posting on it like every day like I was 2012 I graduated fifth grade in 2012.

That's like when Instagram started. I remember 2012 was the start of Instagram. Yeah, and no one would really post on it. It was like you would post maybe once every month.

every other month so like think about that like going into middle school and you were dude yeah so like we had like no worries in the world there was no comparison to people on social media like tumblr was a huge thing but like i didn't even have a tumblr i never downloaded that also never downloaded pinterest like i didn't have any of those like trendy girl apps i was a tumblr fucking slut i like yeah i was coding that shit to where like you code it so your home page like

change the background color and it plays music and my my mouse would be like different like i was literally like a computer but you know what was big at that time i was a computer engineer ask fm that was massive that was for me in middle school yeah no same time yeah so that was fucking massive for me and that was right around the time when me and my ex-boyfriend were kind of like going through the stages of like talking and being flirty everyone in my ask fm would be like so how do you like x like saying his name like oh i heard you and him did this or i heard you like cheated on him with like this and i'm like

Oh my God. Ask.fm was like craziness. Yeah. Ask.fm was for my middle school. And Yik Yak. Oh, I didn't have that. No. I know what it is, but we didn't use that. Oh my God. That shit was horrible. I think it's a big Northeast thing. It's a big college thing. Yeah. I want a Netflix documentary. Add it to the list of things I want a Netflix documentary of. Ask.fm. Yeah. And the horrible things that happen to people because of Ask.fm. Oh. Ask.fm was...

not okay dude yeah like unwell and when instagram started doing anonymous question boxes i was like no no no we're not doing it yeah we're not doing it like i've seen this like that audio it's like i think i've seen this film before yeah and i didn't like the ending like no thank

Yeah. I literally, Ask.fm was the worst. It'd be like, why are you such an ugly whore? But it also, that stuff didn't really make me, like I would see other girls get so many questions in their Ask.fm. And I'd be like, why am I not getting questions? Yeah, like why is no one interacting with my Ask.fm? Like, ask me questions. I'd do a huge post and just like blow up my Ask.fm.

ask no and then no one would and no one would ask me anything no one would ask but ask fm would put like um like how are you like like what's your favorite color and it's like okay no one asked that that was ask fm just like putting it yeah and i wanted people to ask me shit so bad i felt like a loser when like no one would ask me questions but some people would put questions in like on purpose yeah yeah or like it would just be like what do you think of like so and so

And it's like, why would I? And then I would answer it like, Rich, what are you doing? Yeah, right? No, Ask.fm was crazy. And we would all be sitting in school and like, oh, it came to the point where our high school blocked Ask.fm on the Wi-Fi. So like no one could like, because we'd be sitting in class. It was cyberbullying. Yeah, it was cyberbullying to the max. It was.

It was literally a website for cyberbullying. Yeah. And then also Vine became big my sophomore year too. And I just remember people walking in the hallways. Like we had six minutes between each period and a bell would go off. Not like a real bell, but like a musical bell, like on a speaker. And it would go off and you'd have six minutes to get to your class and socialize and hang out with your friends. And those six minutes felt like the longest six minutes of your life. And you'd walk through the hallways.

getting to your last people would be like taking photos or like gossiping about ask a fam or like doing fucking vine like oh my god like insane like the amount of like so I guess social media like did kind of start sophomore year but like it didn't affect me mentally I wasn't affected mentally there I was chill like I was chilling but I'd be like I did we get a little bit upset of like why are you asking like

like why are you calling me ugly like like i'm not ugly i think i would just get the only thing that i'd ever maybe get insecure about and this was like really not often i was so chilling my freshman sophomore year was just like maybe other girls like looking older and me feeling like i wasn't like cool too like my friends at other schools that like knew the private school kids or whatever like i wanted to be like cool like that and like yeah know those people and like seem older and like seem cool and it's like

Like, it's just so funny. I'm like, you're such a loser. Like, looking back, like... Dude, I literally had braces in sophomore year of high school. I just, like...

yeah like i feel like my freshman sophomore year oh my sophomore year i ran for student government so like at the end of my freshman year i ran for student government i lost i lost my election every single time okay lost my election every single time to like people that there was like i was going to win like i shouldn't have lost and like i always lost yeah i was super embarrassed to be like obviously like i said in like the iep classes but i also loved them at the same time because like you could were you able to like

organize your schedule in school. So I would organize my schedule. So I didn't take a language. So I had an extra class instead of taking a language. So I had like my, I don't even know what they fucking called it. I can't remember. Like,

I just had, like, an extra block where, like, I would go to, like, a class... Like, a regular classroom, but there would only be, like, five or six of us in there. And there would be two teachers that would just help you, like, study or do homework. And I would always, like, arrange that to be around my lunch block, too. So that way I had, like, this massive block of time of just doing nothing. Yeah. And I, my, like...

special ed teachers were so fucking chill like they didn't care about anything I'd be like hey I'm going to the library to do my work rather than this classroom and then I'd go like log into the library like clock in whatever and then I'd just go fucking walk the hallways or just like go do something like

Like I would never actually do work. I was never in class. My dad literally said that he was going through his emails, like going back, like deleting like a bunch of emails. And like one of them was literally from like my high school, like attendance thing. And I had so many like absences because with dance, one of my periods was dance and one of my periods was student government. And I could always be in like, if I wanted to leave a class, we're busy with student government today. I need to go to like Mr. Barnett's room. Yeah. And I would always go. I would, I was in there all the fucking time. So like sophomore year that started. But speaking of the special classes. Yeah. Yeah.

The girl that beat me, like, I was supposed to win, okay? And, like, the girl that beat me, like, she fucking beats me. I'm like, no fucking way with this. Like, what? She went to all those classes and got them to vote for her. No way. So, like, literally took advantage of, like, the... But not just, like, IEP. Like, the, like...

I don't know, like, the actual, like... Yeah. Like, there was, like, a totally different, like, all these... Yeah, we had that, too. We had that, too. I just don't know what they would call it. I forgot what it was called, too. Like, literally went to them and, like, got them to vote for her. Damn. Right? I was like, oh, my God. Genius move. I'm like, gotta give credit where credit's due. Yeah. Genius move. And then people, like, were just like... Yeah. So, like, I didn't... I felt... This is actually really mean, and I'm not condoning this. I'm just, like, telling you how it was. She was, like...

Some people also voted for her as like, not like a joke, but like she was just kind of like popular in like a funny way. So like people would like vote for her that way, which is like, I'm not saying I'm just like setting the scene. So like, don't come for me. Wasn't me. But yeah, like I lost. But it's okay because if you lost the, like the Mr. Barnett, like the guy in charge, he would pick two people and you were just kind of like,

appointed he would just pick you yeah to be like you so you like you didn't win your election but like you had like a certain role of just he picked you and just spoiler alert for all these other years i lost every single student government election that i did and he i just was always picked damn i lost every single fucking election yeah that that that's no fun no bueno no bueno it fucking sucked it sucked but i still got to do it and yeah

So like when I would skip the class or like not skip classes but when I had my blocks like I knew my boyfriend at the time he also was in those classes and he would have the blocks and we would just both go to the library and we would go sit in the corner of the library and just like hang out for like an hour and a half because we would have our block but then we would also have the lunch block.

And we would like... We both packed lunches. And for some reason, you were allowed to eat your lunch in the library. I would eat my lunch in the dance room. Yeah. We never... Oh my God. Like... Wait, you went to the cafeteria for lunch and we ate... I ate like... Oh, I ate in the library with my boyfriend. Like we would always go to the dance room for lunch. Yeah. We would eat...

in the library and the library was on the second floor and it overlooked the cafeteria. So you could like look down, like when you're sitting in like the comfy couch chairs and we're eating our food and like, we'd like look down and like be able to see everyone, but we would just spend the entire time up there. And like, I would just like skaneve my way out of class and like go hang out with my boyfriend. This is like my sophomore year was the year of me, like really developing like a personality, but also still being kind of like quiet and,

Because like I would only I was only comfortable around certain people. And if I wasn't like comfortable with you, I was so fucking quiet. And I also was like I mentioned last episode on Adderall and my Adderall literally like this. This was the boyfriend. So I had two boyfriends in high school, but my first boyfriend, he was the one that like literally looked at me. I was like, Sam, I'm literally terrified to look at you.

Because when you're on Adderall, you literally look like a bitch. And I'm like, I'm not. I'm just like in the zone. Like when I would walk in the hallways, I'd like be looking at my destination just like trying to get there like a robot. So creepy. I know. Yeah. I feel like sophomore year was like a big...

just like i got my belly button pierced like you know like we yeah did things like got my belly button pierced i got in like my first boyfriend like lost oh i lost my virginity my sophomore year oh my god no i'm kidding i probably did too i lost my virginity my sophomore year how did that miss the that's like so important yeah dude wait i think i did too twinsies but mine was in the summer twinsies i had been dating my boyfriend for like

six months i was dating him for like a month and i was pressured oh a month damn we only dated sophomore year for three months yeah and then we broke up and then got back together junior year for like another like eight months yeah i but yeah we only dated for three months and guess what i was fucking pressured okay damn i didn't want to do that shit i i i thought i had to you know what i mean it's like you have to i like wanted i was i wanted to do it but i was too scared because all i ever heard from any of my other friends is that it hurt

Oh mine was awful. It was literally everyone's like it hurts not worth it. I'm like like I have to try it if you've tried. I just thought like I had to which obviously I didn't like what I just thought I had to and like my boyfriend was the worst. So like it would've been a fight like it would have we would have like gone to fight there or something that I like don't care about him or something like we literally would've gotten a fight so toxic. I know. Um,

and i just thought i like had to and we literally like didn't even like when i tell you like no type of nothing like we were about to leave and like his whole family was home didn't even take her like we were like no type of like warm up okay it was like close half even off just like straight to it that's what mine was too straight to it and when i tell you i had like tears were coming out of my eyes i was like this hurts so bad because there was no type of do you want to know what i screamed out loud and then five was

Five seconds into whatever the... I don't even want to call that losing memory. Like, whatever was going on, his little brother opens the door. Oh, no. And then closes it. And I was like, kill me. Oh, no. Dude, you want to know what I screamed? So mine, I did it for the first time on the beach in Martha's Vineyard over the summer. Dude, I fucking screamed at the top of my lungs. And the knife is getting stuck up me. No, it hurts so much. I screamed that. And he goes, wait, really? I go...

know it hurt so bad like i was like ow like i was like i'm and like i when i tell you i was petrified because i was like this could not be like it yeah this could not be like how it is but then i realized like if you actually like maybe when you're not half standing up and still have your clothes on like you know like things might actually be like better and when you actually want to when you're not just like fucking 16 years old with like some random fucking dude right yeah

no like i was like if this is what i was like if this is what sex is i will be celibate yeah this cannot be what it is i'm gonna cry like i'm gonna cry um and then like i don't remember like when we like

Did it like again. But yeah, I definitely felt like forced. Yeah, 100% so forced. Because like my... So my best friend at the time had been in a relationship for like two years. And she had done it with... Like I said, she was well advanced. She was an early bloomer. Like...

Like she had boobs. I was an A cup. I had nothing. I had nothing to provide to the male. You just pulled your boobs last year. I know. I know. Literally. Literally. Talk about late bloomer. I was the age of 24 when I got my boobs done. But anyways, so I just remember like going to her after because she was the one that kind of helped me set it up because we were on a vacation together in the vineyard and I was like, I need to sneak away from the parents. Like you need to help me like distract the parents. And I go back to her and I go, that was horrible.

And she had been doing it for like a year at this point with her boyfriend. And I'm like, how do you guys do it? Like, this is insane. Like that was literally the worst thing ever. And I can't remember exactly what the conversation was after at that point, but I was like, I'm never doing this again. Yeah. I don't remember when other friends I knew lost their virginities. I'm trying to think like my friend at the time, one of my friends, I remember had a boyfriend and like she did everything like before us. And we played one game of never have I ever, and she kept putting her finger down and we were like, Oh,

like we were all like oh yeah fuck which i have to tell you that more off of this because it's things i can't share about a person on the internet but we were literally like no fucking way um and i can't remember if other people like i'm still trying to think like my best friend or like the one that was my best friend and then fucked me over i don't know if she ever like i don't know when like people did i might have known but i don't remember dude so i also fucking had my um

my Cape house all the way up until my sophomore year of college. So the summers, like I was not like, so in Massachusetts, I lived 25 minutes South of the city of Boston, the South shore area. And then under the South shore area where I lived was Cape Cod, which you go over bridge to get to it if you're not familiar. And it's like this whole like,

From where i'm from it's like vacation where people still fucking live on cape pod like that's someone's home but like We had a vacation home there summer home And we would spend I would spend all summer there like hanging out with like my cape friends as well And my my boyfriend at the time we would like sneak down to my cape house For like the week like he was a year older than me. So he had his license. Yeah, my sophomore year When do you get your licenses sophomore year?

Yeah, but I think I got my license late. Yeah, I got mine late too. But my boyfriend, he was nine months older than me. So he got his license basically a full year before I did. And he would drive us down to the Cape and we'd go down to the Cape. And you would just sneak in your house? Stay at the house. Well, yes and no. My grandmother was either there and the house was pretty big. It was like a six bedroom house. It was my grandparents' house. But...

My grandmother has four children, so she just made sure that there was a bedroom for each family. So there was a bedroom for my parents and then all my uncles and aunts. But then there was also a kid's room. And the kid's room was four bunk beds. So it would sleep eight children. And we would sleep in the children's room with all the bunk beds. Each corner had a bunk bed.

and we also had a boat too because the house was on the water, and I would have my friends sleep on the boat because there wasn't enough beds if we were all there for the summer, so my friends would sleep on the boat, but we would fucking be so degenerate that my sophomore summer of going down to the Cape and just... My sophomore summer going into my junior year was when I did like...

I was into the drinking. I was into it. I didn't smoke though. Smoking has never been a thing for me. And the drinking, the like lying to the parents, the hiding from them, like the kissing, the sex, like that shit. Like that's when it started for me. I, yeah. Well, not really. I only, I wasn't like having sex with like multiple people, but like my sophomore summer was the like go out, like kiss boys. Yeah. Like be like literally just be like,

He said degenerate. Like, like literally like thinking about like how it was my kid. I'd be like, get your ass home. Dude. It's like, it's like good events. Like, cause you need to do it to, you need to do it to live life. But I'm like, girl, like you were literally a baby and you needed to like fucking watch cartoons and go to bed. Like, yeah. Like did not be out here in the streets. Cape summers were the best because like,

It's like a little beach town. You could walk everywhere you needed to go. And we would go to these random ass house parties. Of like... Everyone from the summer... Yeah, I was always going to random house parties. Everyone from the summer was just like... At them. You would bump into someone that... Lived like an hour...

from another town in Massachusetts like just like a bunch of random people like you this shit we would do was like absurd I blacked out for the first time that summer yeah and then we would bring my younger brother Zach with us my my ex-boyfriend and my brother Zach got really close they became like like

like really good friends and not gonna lie we kind of like corrupted my little brother of like getting him into the drinking getting him into like the partying like we would take him everywhere we would go because he also ended up like when he did get into high school playing hockey on the varsity with my boyfriend so they were just really close and they would just fucking do everything together we're almost at like two hours but I've like can I finish off with one more yeah I'm done okay so I have one more thing that's like actually kind of like kind of like ties a lot of what I said together

So my shitty boyfriend, like we break up, right? Because the cheating incident. So now I'm back hanging out with that guy that I like called Jonathan and my friend from the dance team and the two rich boys. Like, like we're, we're like freshly broken up. Okay. Like if we just broke up this morning, no, I'm outside by tonight. Like we like just broke up. I was like, fuck you. So then she's like, oh, you want to hang out with them? And I'm like, yup. Like run it back. Like we are back to them. So they come over my house. Um, it's like, there's like five of us.

And they're like, me and this boy, like someone like tells us to like make out or something. So we're doing some really making out. Her cousin, they went to school. Okay, so my friend, my ex-boyfriend was from the same rich school. Okay, so they know each other. These people know each other. They hate each other. They have beef. Before me. Like, they have beef. So...

this guy films it sends it to him oh boy sends the video of us making out with my ex-boyfriend my ex-boyfriend tells my mom that i'm at home drinking like making out with this dude so we leave i don't know how my parents like we all got into this one car like packed in this jeep this nice ass jeep because they're like 16 and have these nice house cars go to his house on long on star island i'm gonna sleep over my friend's house like i'm having a day like i'm at his house my mom's like where are you come home right now and like they've never done that to me i'm like

What? I'm like, no, I'm still doing it. There's nothing worse being out and doing things you know you shouldn't be doing and your parents texting you. Because my, and then we went home because he was like, why would you do that? Like, my mom was just like, that's so immature to send him that video. I was like, I literally didn't even know they were going to do that. Like, that was when my mom was like, that's so. Were your parents pretty chill from freshman to sophomore year? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they were like, literally, why would you do that? Like, that's so fucking like.

like immature and disgusting and like you're so wrong for that i didn't know they were gonna do it i was like i didn't know like fuck like that wasn't like my bad but yeah so they literally like took a video i wish oh that video somewhere like someone has it like they literally like took this video of us like making out and the guy sent it to him and i was like i remember like vividly like chasing him being like do not send that video like you're gonna get me fucked and

and they sent it because like these guys have like beef like and they i don't it was like so bad like it was so bad my parents were pretty fucking chill besides my dad my dad was like my parents i was like my dad's like little princess in the sense of like he had so much control over me and like wouldn't let me do a lot like i'd be like oh i'm going to like my boyfriend's house with like his two friends he'd be like no you're not you're not gonna be the only girl there that's not happening like would not like and then i would bawl my eyes out be like please

please let me go and then my mom would be like like steven just let her go like come on what the hell and then they would fight about it and then i'd end up like being able to go but like it always would be this whole or do yeah that was super strict that's kind of how my sophomore year ended like me like if we just woke up this morning i'm outside by tonight and i was back with my other rich so that's how my gold digging uh joke got started because i was just hanging out with the rich boys yeah damn and yeah i

I can't wait until next week to get into our junior and senior year because those were the crazy years for me. Those were the days. The crazy one. Okay, so I hope you guys enjoyed this and hope you guys can recap on your years together in the future.

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