Girl Talk | PMS, Getting Wifed Up, Being a Jealous Girlfriend
01:17:29 Share

- Rambling, I love rambling about men. - Yeah, this should just be like a sex podcast. - I know, but not just any men, 'cause now we both have men, so it can't be random men.

Now we ramble about our men. I feel like we should keep that in and that's just the intro. I agree. I feel like that's just the start of the episode. Okay, well, hi guys. I'm Taylor. And I'm Sam. And we're on this podcast today with like the news the whole entire world has been waiting for. Because our podcast is truly just worldwide. It really is worldwide. Everyone fucking cares, clearly. Clearly. But yeah, you guys, it was announced first on...

TikTok because I couldn't fucking keep my mouth closed. And I have a boyfriend. Like crazy. It's been five fucking years. And I'm in a relationship and I'm like kind of freaking out about it. It's so strange. Like just for me, like just like from like the perspective of like...

Like I've just never seen you with a boyfriend. I've obviously like seen this whole saga unfold. Which all of you guys have heard it too. Yeah, they've heard it, but like they haven't heard like, they know like 99%. Uh-huh. Like we tell you guys everything. I was actually thinking about that because I got a comment that said something like this is so fake on a video of mine.

About you and... No, no, no. It was just like my morning routine. But I just thought, I was like, you can call me whatever you want. But one thing you can't say is that what I post is fake. I talk about my shit schedule on my podcast, okay? Like, I am... This is so beyond real life. Like, talk all the shit you want, but it's not fake. I know. It is too real for my own good. Yeah. That's such facts, though. Because, like, people will really be out here, like, making up fake content. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's like, no, I'm actually, I should be slightly more fake. Yeah. I should. I should. I'm just, I'm just sort of lying to you guys about like the tea with me, me and my boyfriend now. I'm kidding. You'd fucking hate me for that.

But yeah, I don't really know where to begin because guys, I'm not going to lie. Like last episode, I fucking lied to all of you. Like I did not spill the tea because I just wasn't ready to spill the tea. I needed like two. It had been like a day. I was like, I just need to like breathe for a minute. Like I can't drop the tea yet because then like I knew like what if he took it back? No, I know.

And another thing is like we were going on a vacation together and I didn't want the podcast to come out and then like me not drop the tea yet on social media and then everyone comes swarming into my DMs while I'm on vacation, like not really on my phone. So I was like, you know what? I kind of just like want to enjoy this weekend with him and then drop drop it on social media after.

um which if you have not seen the the soft launch on my instagram what are you doing um that photo is literally like a magazine cover i'm obsessed with it yeah i can't wait to do more of those he really liked doing that photo made me realize so the way i was like this in my past relationship too also before i even keep going to the boyfriends like don't listen to this one this one is called girl talk do you see it in the title it's called girl talk

get out dude one time i opened up his laptop and the search engine was the f word i was like no get out of there get out like get out right now like this is not for you anyways um i was like this in my past relationship too i really go no work mode around

a boyfriend like that is the one time my brain really like shuts off doesn't want to work but i love relationship content but also like the weekends is the most relatable content i know but even if it's not on the weekend like it could be tuesday night yeah i was just always like that where other times i'm still kind of going but like i've always been that when i'm

watching a movie with my boyfriend like work mode literally like turns off which is a good thing and a bad thing because I don't want to work but I'm like I need to force you to make videos with me like I need to force you to make videos with me and take pictures with me you know the cutest thing is too that he did is like

The entire trip, I wasn't really taking photos of myself. He took so many photos of me. And then at the end of the trip when I was trying to do that photo dump, I was like, I have no photos of myself. And he was like, I took a bunch of you and showed them to me. Oh, that's so cute. But I'm not going to lie. They're not Instagram worthy at all. I'm on a hike, sweating my ass off, bent over, breathing bad. Or we're playing Jenga and I just look like a fucking idiot. There was this TikTok that I...

I explained like to Jonah. I was like, this is literally me. It was a boyfriend and girlfriend in Nashville and she was getting ready and explaining to him. Oh, I saw that. She was like, listen, anytime you look at me and you think she looks really pretty right now, take a picture of me. I'm walking down the street in front of you. Videotape it. And he was like, okay. Yeah, no, dude. We like, well, I'll get into that later. But obviously I feel like I needed to spill the tea on like how he asked me to be my girlfriend. Yeah, we can catch up because we're kind of

going into i know we are going we'll like catch up on our life and then we'll just deep dive yeah um so this happened obviously last week i missed a big chunk in my birthday weekend catch up um basically after the boat when we all got back we were all getting ready like we

He was literally just like obsessed with me staring at me all day just like couldn't keep his hands off of me and he knew going into like the vacation weekends because he had like one this to be plans like the vacation that we were going on for like a few weeks and he was nervous that like I didn't want to go on the trip or something because I bailed on like the Big Bend one because that was supposed to be a seven hour drive and I was like I just don't want to do that and he was like all nervous that I was like bailing on that and

And so we ended up doing a trip that was like way closer, which was an hour away and we secured it, whatever. But he was still nervous that I was going to bail on that because I kept just talking about how busy my week was with my mom coming. So he, that night when we were like getting ready to go from literally the boat to latchkey to go out is just like when we were in my room, like we were in the shower together. And he asked me to be his girlfriend in the shower. It's so funny. Yeah.

We were just like making out in the shower and then I, which I was like, don't get my hair wet. Don't fucking touch my hair. Don't get it wet. That's so me. I know. And he just looks at me and goes, I cannot wait any longer. And I was like, what? He was like,

I was going to wait until next week and, like, get you roses and shit. But, like, I can't wait any longer. I was like, what? He just asked me. And I was like, oh, my God, yes. And I was like, is this real life? And I was like, a little tipsy. And I was like, there's no way this is real life. And I'm like, luckily, like, you were still home and Liv was still home. So I run to Liv and I go, Liv, I have a boyfriend. I'm, like, freaking out. Yeah, it was, like, so, like, freaky. But, like, it was after the boats. Like, people were kind of drunk. And, like, we're like, oh, my God. Like, what?

what if he like doesn't remember saying i know dude i was like what if you wake up and you're like hi boyfriend and he's like what are you talking yeah i know so then we went to latchkey and i am fucking running around latchkey telling everyone and their mother that i have a boyfriend i'm telling my guy friends my girlfriends my guy friends were like about time or some of them were like oh trust me we already knew this he's been talking about it and i'm just like oh my god like finally because like

we're the only two in the friend group that like hook up. So like this was just like long overdue, I feel like. So yeah, it's been since July 8th, which is like a week and a half now. Yay. Applaud myself for surviving a week and a half. Dude, timelines like time goes so fast. Like I feel like I just celebrated my three months and like in

Like almost two weeks. It's like three months again. Like months just fly, dude. No, they really do. Especially these months. Like I feel like winter not so much, but summer just blinks. Yeah. It's crazy. Um,

But yeah, so speaking of with our weekend, I ended up going on that little vacay with him. We both basically had like boyfriend weekend. I had big boyfriend weekend. I was like, this is really fun to have like very uninterrupted time because I normally hang out with him the whole weekend anyways, but like we do shit with other people. Yeah. And we didn't really do shit with other people. We just... It was more relaxed.

yeah we just we still both obviously like drank this weekend but it wasn't i just like had some wine yeah i didn't go out yeah and which is my preferred way of drinking i've said this on the podcast before like that is my preferred way of drinking like i'm on saturday i made a little tiktok thing of this which i want to keep doing because i think they're just good ideas we went to san materos and got pizza and literally one drink okay i was drunk

It was like honestly I had I'm not even kidding a quarter of the drink And we're sitting outside waiting for our table And I was like I'm literally tipsy He was like are you serious You've had three sips of that I was like I don't know It be like that sometimes I'm buzzing and I'm a cheap date what can I say And then like whatever like

Shared some food. And then Peter Pan mini golf is literally five minutes down the road straight. So I made a TikTok about it because I'm like, what a great date combo. It's literally like, boom, done, right down the road. So fun. It's so cheap and it's BYOB, which I was thinking about it. I feel like at least the mini golf by me, no one's really like patrolling you. All mini golf could probably be BYOB because you can bring like... You really can. Yeah. I was like, wait, I think like any mini golf course you can low key bring...

alcohol. Maybe like in a cup. I don't know. I was just having that thought. But I bought some spritz and brought the spritz with me and was drinking on the golf course. And it's just like fun. Fun, wholesome, back so early. Just...

Good vibes. That was Friday, right? That was Saturday. Friday. What did you do Friday? Friday, I went to dinner with Liv. Oh, yeah. And then we went to Lyft for the vigil, for the memorial. And then Friday, we were going to do something. I was like, what should we do Friday? What should we do this day? I was so tired. Like,

Guys, like, when I say, like, my brain is nonstop, like, I'm so busy during the week now. And, like, I do thrive on it. It makes me feel better mentally. But, like, in the moment, I'm so goddamn tired. It also doesn't help the last two weeks have been, like, very social, like, weekends. That's, like, the whole... Yeah, and, like, the whole summer is, like, so social. So I've had to, like... Now that I'm so busy, it's, like...

I'm in the phase where I gotta learn how to really say no to things I don't want to do. Like, and just be okay with saying I'd rather...

literally go to bed um like friday we're trying to think of things and then my boyfriend's like what do you want to do and i was like to be like quite honest i really don't want to do anything like please just like i don't want to leave the house he's like okay that's fine i'm like i'm thank god because that just did not seem like a something i wanted to do i barely even got myself to go to dinner i took a nap yeah i took a nap i'm like crazy i only take naps when i'm sick or like absurdly hung over on the couch

I took a nap. It's so crazy to think that this weekend was only like obviously Friday, Saturday, Sunday because I feel like I did so much over the weekend. Because you went somewhere. Yeah. So I obviously went on my little trip hour away Friday afternoon around three o'clock.

I drove my car over to Sneaky Links, which people were making the comment of like, why were you driving? It's not that I was driving. Like he was driving my car. It's just I wanted to take my Jeep because one, there's no better road trip car than a Jeep. Like you can take your doors off. You can take the roof off. It fits the vibe way better. It fits the vibe. Like he has like this little Honda car thing. Like get your bread out. No, not a Honda. What the fuck does he have? But anyways, he just doesn't have a road trip car. So I want to take my car. He drove it and took an hour to get there. And we just kind of realized we're like,

We get there and we're like, all right, well, it's already now five o'clock. What the fuck do we do with our time? And we know there's a little downtown. So it's in Wimberley, Texas, which is about 45 minutes from Austin. And we're like,

it can be an hour there's traffic but we just went to go get dinner on friday night and i was like you know what i don't really want to drink at all on this trip but we ended up getting one drink and i got an apryl spritz and just like taylor got a little tipsy off my one drink and i was like fuck like i don't want this to end like i'm having so much fun like the little downtown has like a bunch of boutiques thrift stores like um candle shops cactus shops little like

Little shops. And we're just like walking around through all the shops. And I'm like, there's a liquor store. We should just go get like some wine or something and just go back to the cabin and drink because there's nothing else to do. And the good thing I liked about the cabin is that once you got there, there was no service.

Like there was like one bar, but it's not like I could be scrolling on TikTok. Like I can't do that. So I was like, you know what? Like, let's go back quality time. We went to five below the day before the trip and bought like silly potty card games, Jenga. And I was like, let's just go play some games. And we bought some wine, played some games, uh,

The little liquor store I went to didn't have anything that I knew of. I feel like liquor stores in small towns like that are all wines. You got very popular wine. No, I know. That's the only one I knew. That's why I got it. So I got that one, but it fucking tastes like shit. I don't like, it's like rosé. I don't like rosé and I don't think you'd like rosé either. Rosé is nasty. I know. So that was the only one I saw that I knew. Rosé you think would be good because it's like pink. Yeah. So you would imagine it like, I always thought I'd probably like rosé because it's pink. I'd probably like it. Yeah. Rosé tastes like

Yeah. So I got that one because everything else was like locally local winery like wines and I'm like I don't fucking know if I'm going to like this but I was like I've seen this a million times I'm going to grab it grabbed it disgusting but we downed that and like two massive glasses and

And we were pretty drunk at that point. We were just playing Jenga for like hours on end. And then we ended up throwing on a movie and going to bed because we had a long day the next morning. He likes to wake up so fucking early. I don't know. No, Jonah's definitely the opposite of that, isn't he?

Yes. Yeah. See, I... Because you always are in bed for so long when he's here. I'm like, fuck, get out of bed, Taylor. Well, like, sometimes I get up and, like, do something. And then, like... He's just still in bed. Come back. Like, he just, like, doesn't want to get up. Yeah. So, he has an alarm that goes off at 6.45 even on the fucking weekend. That's crazy. Dude, I know. He just leaves his work thing on. But, to be fair, I turned it off Saturday morning. Yeah, but that's absurd. I know. Like, sleep in, like...

Yeah, like, I woke up at 6.45. He slept until 7.30. And so... But I wish it was, like, honestly fine. We didn't go out. We went to bed early. But I was still like, bro, like, it's 7.30 in the morning. We have all day with no plans. Yeah. So we realized we went to the grocery store and we did not have any spray or butter or anything for the pants. So he had to get in the car and hop in the car and go downtown, which downtown is, like, 20 minutes away. Mm-hmm.

Like we're in the middle of fucking nowhere. So he goes there, comes back with like, I think almond milk and a few other things, realizes again,

No spray butter. Forgot it. Got everything else we needed besides the spray butter. But luckily, on the campsite, there's a general store. But the general store didn't open until 9 a.m. And keep in mind, we woke up at 7.30. So I'm still laying in bed. I'm not moving my ass. I'm just fucking sitting, sitting, praying. And he's doing all the running around, driving my car, going to the general store, going to the H-E-B. Comes back with some olive oil and finally he starts to cook for me. And...

We obviously got groceries. So breakfast, we were doing breakfast tacos. Dinner one night, we did fajitas. So we were just cooking quite a bit. We only ate out twice there.

Food wasn't the best, like, at all. But it got us through. And so that morning, we were like, we need to go somewhere where there's water. Have you heard of Jacob's Hole? Yes. So it's like that massive well. Yeah. So basically, right now in Texas, the water levels are so low everywhere that all, like...

And reservations and water holes are all closed off. So we're like, fuck, what do we do? Because that's what our plan was. But then we looked on the website and it's closed. So we found this random ass, like, middle of nowhere hole that had, like, a restaurant there and just a shit ton of locals. Like, so many locals. Like, we stuck out, like, sore thumbs. And you can rent paddle boards. And it's a massive hole.

I don't know if it's man-made or if it's a creek. And on the other side, there's this thing called Goat Island. So if you get nice and close to it, there's just a shit ton of goats just on Goat Island. But they're like, don't touch the goats. Don't get near the goats. They're evil. They'll come at you. And I'm like, what the fuck? Where am I? So we're just paddleboarding, hanging out for about a few hours. I'm literally just laying pretty on the paddleboard, and he's on the back of it. And...

The local, like one of the locals like looked at me and was like, are you going to feed her grapes? Like because I'm like laying there pretty and he's just like over me. I'm like, no, no, no. But that was fun. I got an IPA beer, which honestly, like I kind of liked. Really? Yeah. Those are like. It was a fruity. It was like a seasonal fruity one. IPAs are like.

genuinely the hardest to drink. No, I kind of liked it. But I have to drink it really slow. And if I had two of those, I'd be set for the night. Because I had one and I was like, whoa! Craft beers are like low-key cheat code for getting plastered. Like sometimes I go to breweries with Jonah. I told him I want to go to a brewery.

I haven't gone in a while, but we used to go like once a week to like breweries. There's this brewery. I saved it because it's a brewery, but it also has a frozen espresso martini. Central Machine Works. Yes. I want to go there so bad. I don't know if I've been there. I don't know. But like, dude, I get one or two beers at those places. Yeah.

Yeah, so that's my next thing that I want to do that's more casual but drinking vibes. See, and that's what I'm saying. There's so many things in Austin, Texas to do. I don't need to go to Lashkey every weekend. I love it, though. I think it had its time. Like you said, if we want to go late, we can go late. That's the thing. I don't know if we've said that on here, but my mindset is like, we go to Lashkey at literally 9 p.m. because we want to get there before the line starts and we want to claim our territory, which...

I love doing. I have so much fun. But it is getting a little bit old. So our friends can continue to go early, get our spots, and we can show up after our other activity. Because there's literally so much to do. Yeah. So much to do. It's crazy. So like, for example, of something to do this weekend, we're not really going to be going out either. Yeah. On Saturday night, we're

I'm going to the drive-in movie theater to watch Barbie. And I'm going to the comedy show. But like, how fun? Drive-in movie to watch Barbie? I'm going to bring a bottle of wine. Yeah. 100%. But... Oh, yeah. I'm going to be getting a drink at the comedy show. You got to get a drink at a comedy show because it makes the giggles better. Well, I think we also might be getting a drink before. He said the name is a random ass person. He doesn't really know who they are either. It was just the only like show that was available. But it's at 730. Yeah. I got tickets to go see Barbie drive-in. Love that.

So, yeah, we're just kind of changing up our weekends. We love Lasky. Maybe I'll be at Lasky after the comedy show. Comedy show is over at 845. Yeah, it's just like there's so much stuff to do here and I want to really do those things. Do it all. Yeah, me too. But, yeah, so Saturday then we ended up coming back from the hole and we took some chocolates as two would and we just kind of –

into our campsite for the rest of the night. We watched the stars, which was really cool. We went on a little hike in our campsite because our campsite had like a hiking trail and played a bunch of games and made some s'mores. The star part was honestly my favorite because we took my car and we...

Just like made it into a bed. We put pillow like pillows blankets and then we were laying there with my speaker going and it's so dark out there in your car like on top of my car on top. Yeah on top of the car. We had the hardcover roof on and

And which also I want to say any of my Jeep owners out there, I have a Jeep highlight on my Amazon storefront. I just bought this hammock for my Jeep as well that we used on Friday night. So if you take the front portion of your roof off your Jeep, there's a hammock that you can buy that can go right in the front part and you can lay in it and just like stargaze. So we, but it's a one person hammock, unfortunately. So we, the next night just laid on the top of my roof and because we were like,

not sober um we found the stars to be so intriguing but then next thing we know there's this massive alien looking thing in the sky and we start fucking freaking out we're like no way what is this and it's getting like really close to us really fast we both like i like jumped up and screamed i thought we were literally getting like

like a assassinated by aliens or some shit. It was the star line satellites. If you look that up on like tick tock, it'll come up. Basically what it was is about 15 to 20 satellites attached to each other on a string that are glowing green and they just rotate around obviously the fucking planet. But how ironic the one time I'm stargazing, like,

Like, when do I fucking ever, like, stargaze? And also, like, not sober. Like, I'm on chocolates. And I'm fucking freaking out. And I'm like, oh my god, this was the scariest thing of my life. Like, I literally thought aliens were, like, going to come and kill us. So we stopped, like, 30 minutes after because I was a little bit paranoid. And we just went in and watched some movies and hung out for the rest of the night. But...

It was just so good and so nice to just relax and get off my phone and not be in like a city environment, like more casual. And I really want to start doing like not necessarily stuff like that, but I want to start doing more like travel. Like it just made me realize like I haven't traveled, traveled before.

I've traveled with my family, which I feel like traveling with your family is way different than traveling with friends. But I just do want to get back into leaving Austin...

I don't know. Once a month or something. I don't know. Speaking of travel, I was looking at Airbnbs for the first weekend of November and I found a cheap, cute house like a mile from Broadway. We need to plan that. I was just going to say like if I send the link, like get people to like just. Yeah. Just in the back of it because it's like it was like one hundred ninety a night. It comes out to night Thursday, Saturday, how we did last time. Yeah. Yeah.

Honestly... I just want to, like, book it. You know what I mean? Yeah. I would say just put it in the group to get it on people's radars and then, like, harass them a week later and then, like, just keep... I say, like, by, like, latest end of August it has to be booked or else, like, we're not going to go. Like, people need to book it. But, yeah, I was looking at doing that. Even if not, we could just go. That's... One thing about me is, like, if no one's going to do it, I will fucking go anyway. And at least if not, us four can go. Yeah. Exactly. So...

i'm with it but yeah so i was looking at that um the rest of my weekend was very chill i really didn't do that much i'm on sunday what i do oh we got brunch and it went like grocery shopping yeah dude wait i fucking forgot to tell you guys my period last week was so fucking bad so was mine dude so bad so was mine dude i saturday or sunday sorry i put six super tampons in six i

That's absurd. Super. I never wear super. I was also having a bad period. I think I already talked about to you guys on here. I was having real bad cramps. Like one day, one morning of literally cramps that were hindering me to function. Like I couldn't go for a walk because my cramps were so bad. And then...

I want to say something but it's like really TMI but I feel like what has that ever stopped me before no you just fucking say it you know like sometimes when you like do the nasty on your period um like sometimes for me like it doesn't really make a mess like it's not that messy like most of the time it's really not that messy it's really barely gonna be anything oh my god it was like a murder scene

It was like a murder scene. Normally in the shower, I don't bleed. I was in the shower. Murder scene. I forgot to put in a tampon for a little bit. Like a little bit. Barely at all. And normally if I do that, like, okay, it might stain like my underwear, but it's not going to cause a mess. Like I can, especially if it's not the first or second day. I never have sex on my period, but I did this past weekend. I sat on the couch and I forgot to put a tampon in for like five minutes. I stood up.

thank god you can get that out i got it out disgusting i know but like i'm like who the fuck killed someone on the couch i i was like what is going on you never have sex on your period well who's like i didn't i've never had you didn't have a boyfriend why would i do that with a random you didn't have a random okay that's such a lie because i'm not a whore but if you have a boyfriend yeah yeah well i told him that too i was like i'm on my period and like he hates blood like he fucking i'm like you're a pussy like i want to i want

a man like I want to be dating a man not a fucking pussy he's like I hate blood and I'm like I don't care well I mean he's the one that wanted to do it and I was like I was so against it because I was like I don't know if I'm comfortable enough with you to do that yet and I was like oh that's crazy I don't really care but no that's the only reason I said that is because I went through six supers so it was a it was a heavy flow that day yeah

No, I can say though, if other times I did it were as messy as last weekend, maybe I would be the same as, I don't know if I'm comfortable. Because I'm telling you, other times I've done it, it like really doesn't. It doesn't feel different for you? No. Dude. Well, okay. So maybe because my flow was so heavy, but I could feel the blood in my fucking body like swishing around. I don't know. But all I know is, yeah, we were both.

And then when they were over and we were both talking about it, I was like, bro, yeah, it's just like coming out. I was like, so you two better watch it. Yeah. Dude, he was terrified of me on my period. Because this is the house of hormonal bleeding bitches. Dude, he was literally terrified of me because I was getting like so like we were like watching a movie laying there in my bed on Sunday. And I just like wanted to like start crying for no reason. I was like, oh, oh, that's the other thing. That's the other thing.

I just was crying. Yeah, dude. I just wanted to cry for no reason. He's like, are you okay? I was like, yeah. He's like, what's wrong? I was like, I just want to cry. He's like, for what? I was like, literally no reason at all. I just want to cry. I cry. I was getting teary. Like, I had to stop myself. Okay? Like, if I didn't stop myself, it would have been full-blown tears, but I caught myself crying.

Emma McDonald's engagement vlogs, like Maggie posted the engagement vlog. Mind you, mind you, I've seen all of this content before. Okay? I've seen on Instagram. I've seen this. Not news. I'm watching this engagement vlog. Oh my God. Tears in my eyes. And I was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, you've seen this before. And then I'm watching...

I've also seen this before. This TikTok, this is so niche. So these are like happy tier moments. There's this thing. This is so fucking random. It's like so embarrassing. Adele surprised all these fans.

I'm not on that TikTok. Okay, no, it's like such a random video. But she surprises these fans and they're all so excited about it. Tell me why I got teary-eyed. Tell me why I got teary-eyed. And I've seen the video. I knew what the outcome was going to be. And then I decided to watch Titanic. Yeah, dude, I came in to the house and you were watching Titanic. I go, are you okay? And then, so I'm watching it the next day. I didn't finish it all in one day because it's like a three-hour movie. And...

who has the attention span for that not me so i had to finish it the next day and the first hour and a half is like crap like jonah just picked up in with me i was like so all that's happened is they got on a boat she's rich he's poor got it like that's the movie oh my god like the spoiler alert the boat sinks wait shit really yeah so like the boat is sinking and like all the water's coming in and there's like a little boy like screaming crying oh my god oh

And he was like, are you actually going to cry? I was like, no. Oh, and then also, like, this was, like, actually really sad, but, like, not the weekend for me to go to, like, a memorial. Yeah. I was so... I was, like, trying my best not to lose my fucking shit. Because I was just in a... Like, everything was... I was crying at TikToks. Yeah. And then you want me to go to something seriously sad? Yeah. I was like, this is really not okay. And I picked a...

I was like, I can't be here. Yeah, dude, that gives me fucking chills on my body. I was like, I'm just a crying mess. But yeah, the fucking period's the worst. I'm just happy that I think my period is regular now. Like, it's anywhere from like 28 to like 32 days that I get it, which makes me really happy because you guys know if you've been here since the fucking jump when we hopped off birth control, it has been a struggle to balance out

our periods like i literally didn't get a period for 10 months and now i finally have one like great awesome but so i'm just happy even if it's a heavy flow like i'll suffer through i'd rather have a heavy flow and go through this and not get a period at all yeah i would rather have a bad cramp and heavy flow than be irregular and like i i feel better this was 28 days and

lasted the right amount of time if it comes 28 days again then i genuinely think my vitamins fixed me i'm not lifting on my period and i'm trying to structure my workouts around my cycle i'm not having coffee on my period i'm only having matcha and i'm in general lowering my caffeine intake to like once per day having caffeine but it felt really good having less caffeine on my period and

I'm just trying to really lean into the phases of my body because...

We are not the same every day. We are literally, like, four different people throughout the month. And I was, like, trying to explain that to my boyfriend. Dude, I tried to explain it, too. I was, like, I date, like, four different people. I was, like, yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Like, I have four different personalities. And you better get used to what they are. I know. So that you can act accordingly. Yeah. I told him, too. I was, like, I'm just wondering, like, I love hanging out with you on my period. But I feel like I'm scaring you. So, like, if the period rolls around and you just want to, like,

come say hi show some love and then dip like i don't i don't take that to an offense wow that's so funny that you're like i'm sorry i feel like i'm scaring you i'm literally like oh yeah be scared well i'm like are you scared of me you look scared of me i've been dating him for a week and a half i think that will change soon maybe i'm like right now i'm like oh i told you there was one time where i got so angry i was just angry about everything i forgot what he was doing this part didn't matter i think he was just being like slow

I don't know. There was like a bunch going on. You hate slow boyfriends. So I can imagine it being slow. I don't remember what it was. There was a, there was a fuck ton of shit going on and I was just like in a mood. Yeah. And it was like 1130. I start cleaning. I start vacuuming. I'm like rage cleaning. Like I'm like vacuuming. Like I'm moving. So he was like,

are you okay i was like let me like do what i need to do i'm like literally rage cleaning he was like like genuinely scared for his life yeah i was like i just need to get out my emotions yeah just like who vacuums at 11 30 at night on like a saturday he was like do boys even vacuum i don't think he owns a vacuum yeah so i exactly he should be concerned

He's going to be so pissed. He probably doesn't invite you. I'm sorry. No, wait. No, he's not even listening because I told him not to listen. Yeah, exactly. Hey, guys. As you know, as you can tell from us rambling on in our podcast, we're on the go a ton this summer, whether it be lake days, boat days, traveling, you name it. We're on the go and need satisfying snacks that can give us a good source of protein through all of our summer fun activities. And of course, we need the protein to keep those gains going. And if you're on the lookout for a snack that satisfies those cravings and gets that

protein in, let me introduce you to Wonderful Pistachios. I mean, you probably already had them because they're so good. And if you haven't, you're missing out. They're a little green wonder, packs a serious protein punch, and they taste amazing. So get this, every one ounce serving of Wonderful Pistachios, you get a whopping six grams of protein, which covers over 10% of your daily value. Talk about a protein at powerhouse. These pistachios are hands down the MVPs of the nut world when it comes to protein content. They truly raise the bar.

But they're not just about protein. The incredible combination of fiber, protein, and unsaturated fat may help keep you full longer. It's like having a snack that's got your back throughout the day. And they have so many flavors and sizes. You can get the big packs to share or they have small packs that can fit in your purse. The small packs are one of my favorite snacks to get at the

airport, by the way. Whether I'm balancing work, gym life, or rushing between crazy weekend plans, I always make sure to fuel up on a snack that's both healthy and lip-smackingly tasty. That's where Wonderful Pistachios comes in. They're my go-to snack, no doubt about it. Trust me, once you try them, you'll be hooked. So if you're ready to power up your day with these amazing little green gems, head over to wonderfulpistachios.com. Trust me, they're a game changer when it comes to snacking. Join me on this pistachio-filled adventure, and let's redefine what it means to snack.

Visit wonderfulpistachios.com to learn more. Are you going to say his name? No, not yet. It's going to be a really, really, really, really, really, really slow, soft launch into a hard launch. I kind of had this discussion with him too because...

I want to respect his peace. He didn't sign up for the social media world, and the social media world can be very fucking toxic and horrible 50% of the time, especially for someone like him who's not going to have a profile. He's just going to have my fan base that's going to be nitpicking on him. So God forbid if I... I just want to protect his peace. So I think with the whole thing, how I'm going to approach it is

He'll be in my content, but he'll be a character. He won't be...

actual person if that makes sense so like if I'm doing a vlog he's a character in it he's not like a role do you understand that? do you mean like he's an extra? like an extra yeah like he's just like a character like an extra is his face gonna be in it? for right now no but maybe down the road like his face will start to be in it he can do like voiceovers for me like his voice can be involved but like right now I just like don't really want his face in it

And I don't really know when. Maybe one day I'll wake up and be like, I want to share his face. But as of right now, not planning on it. I realized after your post that I don't have a picture of me and Jonah on my feed. Every picture that he's in it faces the second picture. Yeah. There's no front-facing photo on my feed. Yeah. But I'm going on Pinterest and I'm...

Because I'm busier now, I'm trying to plan out my content a little bit more strategically. I have to be more cautious of like, I need to go take an Instagram photo today. You know what I mean? Really be on top of it. So I'm saving a lot of inspo things on Pinterest. I love Pinterest. Because it's way easier to get an Instagram photo to be like, I just want to take this photo. And it'll also help faster. If I want him to take a photo, I can just be like...

Make it look like this Or like If I want a picture I literally just show you Like I want this picture And it's like easy It's easy to get Literally That's what I did With the photo That we took in the bed I was like This See this We're doing that Yeah I'm like Literally just get this photo I just feel like That's so easy So I've literally Been saving things On Pinterest Like couple ones Individual ones Gym ones I'm like I want this picture This picture This picture So If you see If CQ pics on the gram Just know Pinterest Yeah And I'm straight up Copying Pinterest pictures That's the goal Um

um but yeah i realized that i need to like i want him to be like there's content i want to do like we're going to the gym today and i know what tiktok i want to make like i want to do that one i want him to be like hi barbie and we'd be like hi ken yeah like saying like the one that's like hi ken yeah that's funny yeah like i want to do like that at the gym but in my head like if i'm with him like i just like don't film yeah the good thing like i've like no but i know he likes it because he's a cloud chaser yeah the good thing i've noticed at least with like

my boyfriend oh my god that sounds so weird is that like he literally will go out of his way to say hey like are you gonna film this hey take a picture of this hey because like we were at dinner over the weekend and like my phone was just like on the table and like we were about to eat he was like are you gonna take a picture of this and i'm like you're so right like i am actually gonna take a picture of this so like he's like on it like he knows because i said to him before like i said to him like two to three weeks ago i was like

Because when I used to hang out with him, I would never post or pull out my phone. And I would just kind of get so out of the work mode. So I said to him, I was like, hey, I just want you to know, I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to start doing my content again more on the weekends because I've been neglecting it. And the weekend content is my favorite content. The lifestyle content is my favorite content. So I hope you don't mind. And ever since I said that, he's now like, oh, film this, get that, do this. Or we did the spring rolls. And he was like, are you going to vlog this? I'm like, OK.

Okay. Yeah. Like I will. So I'm trying to like, yeah, just really put in the effort with the content on the week. Yeah. And that's so important. Like with like the,

the people we're dating, like, we couldn't date people that were, like, ugh, get your phone. Ugh, you and that phone. Ugh, get a... Even on one of our friends. We had a friend that was like that, remember? Like, when we were on vacation, he was like, you guys are always on your phone. Like, it's insane. Like, it made me, like, so self-conscious. And, like, okay, like, I'm gonna be so real. Like, I am always on my phone, like, aside from work things, too. I don't think I'm ever just casually chilling on my phone, though. Like, if I'm on my phone, I'm working. I am. I'll casually be on my phone, like, on TikTok. But...

Sometimes I'm scrolling on TikTok for the purpose of finding things on TikTok. During my work hours, for work, sometimes I'm scrolling, not on my feed, but on the feed of the brand because it's a little more niche down to business things. And I will scroll on TikTok for 20 minutes.

to try to find a sound. Yeah. And it's like, I just scrolled on TikTok, but like I wasn't into, it's not content I'm interested in because it's not my for you page. And I'm just like trying to find a good sound so I can film a fucking TikTok. And I'm like, okay, that's 20 minutes of TikTok screen time. But I was just trying to find a sound. Yeah. I haven't been doing YouTube this month. So I've been doing a lot more talking TikToks and I enjoyed it a lot. And I feel like they've been doing really good. So like,

For me at least, like, I can just hop on TikTok real quick, do a talking video, and then hop off. Like, I don't... The only time I ever scroll on TikTok is, like, before bed. That's crazy. Yeah. I scroll on TikTok all the time. Yeah. It's so bad. It's so bad. But, like, I mean, I get, like, everything I want to do in the day done, which is why I'm not, like...

I used to be way harder on myself about it, how much I scroll on TikTok. But now that I'm getting, like, so much done in the day, like, I get my reading done, I get my workout done, I get my walk done. Like, if I get everything done in the day, I'm like, then who cares if I did what I needed to do? So that doesn't bother me as much. Speaking of YouTube, I'm trying to go back my hardest to go back to two videos a week. Um...

tentatively I'm gonna start vlogging today like after this but I really want to start going back to two videos a week I'm gonna try my absolute fucking hardest to do it yeah I'm just taking a break this month like I think my body just needs it like once a year a month break like I did it last year felt great and

And then now I'm doing it right now, like a month break. And I just know like when I go back in on August, like I'm going to have like so much drive and like wanting to do it. It's just it was at a good timing because July was so busy. We had the 4th of July, my birthday. Then my mom came to town. And this whole month has just been so busy. And like I just have other little side projects that I really want to put like a lot of effort into. So end of the month, I'll get back into it. Yeah, I'm trying to like...

what's the word i used to have a schedule where it was like i post this day and this day guaranteed and then i stopped doing that and i was like i'll post when i want and i realized that just doesn't work for me because then i can push it off i need due dates like i need like video goes up sunday not video goes up like sometime this week yeah i need video goes up sunday video i want to do sunday wednesday by the way

That's the goal, tentatively. So I just want to vlog and get that done. I feel like I need a freaking assistant. Yeah. But... I mean, I don't know. Should we get into the boy talk, though? Yeah. Yeah, so this week's episode...

We obviously were talking about boys. We love fucking talking about boys. I love it so much. So we're doing another girl talk and we're going to talk about how to basically turn that man into a boyfriend because I feel like my fucking journey with Sneaky Link was a prime example of like what to do and it worked and I didn't think like I would be having a boyfriend. You were like convinced it wasn't going to work and well because we kept telling you like if you

Stop giving him attention. He's going to be obsessed with you. And you're like, no. And we're like...

Like, yes. Yeah. Like everything you said, like it literally worked and it was true. So it's fucking crazy. I was like, yes, he is. Like just stop giving him attention. And like one day, like you didn't give him attention the next day at the bar all over you. Yeah. Like see. So I kind of want to do like a start to finish type vibe because I feel like the entire journey, obviously mine was like long. It was a five month time span. But maybe like for other people, it could be maybe a little bit shorter, maybe like three or four months.

but I just feel like five months was just fucking with my head at that point. It was really fucking with my head. But basically, I went to obviously the plans of just having a Sneaky Link. I wanted no feelings involved, no attachment. But then obviously the more I started to hang out with Sneaky Link and the more we started to hook up, I realized, wait, fuck, I actually like this guy. I'm super big on personality. Obviously the first thing that draws me to a man is their physical features, but

I just his personality was in fucking sane. And I was like, you know what? Like, he's so cool. He's literally like the boy version of me. Like, I love it. So the three month mark kind of came around and I was like, shit, like if I go any longer with this, like, I think I'm gonna have feelings for him. It was more of like, yeah, I have feelings for him, but he's my friend.

Like that type of feelings for somebody who's like, I like this person because he's my friend. Yeah. But we also hook up because we have been friends for like over, not over a year, but like a little under a year. So I was like, like, I like, I care about this guy.

but it was nothing more than that so I realized like shit I don't want to waste my time anymore with this like hooking up with him I want to see where this could potentially go and if it's not going to go anywhere like I need to leave this and so obviously Taylor was talking to me about it and she was just like you literally just need to hit him with the ultimatum and I'm like thank I was like that's

that's so fucking scary. But it's true. That shit fucking works. Okay. So three month mark, I, we went out on a Friday and I ended up going back to his place and I knew I was like, I don't want to do the ultimatum with him on a Friday night when I'm drunk. God forbid I'm drunk. I get emotional. I get sad because I don't want to hear something. So I waited until the next morning when he was driving me home and I

The drive home was the best time to do it. And I knew he had previously been in a relationship like four months previously. And he's mentioned a few times that he's really not looking for anything. But I just needed to kind of like solidify that and just let him know like if he doesn't want to keep doing this and he doesn't see it going anywhere, like I'm stopping. So yeah.

He broke the news of being like, I just can't do this right now. I need to work on myself. All this fucking bullshit. So I was like, whatever. I was like, you know what? I made the joke because our relationship is more of like we joke around. We don't take things too serious. So I was like, I have to break up with you. We're done. I'm breaking up with you. Hope you're not upset about it. And he's obviously in my friend group. So I'm going to see him later in the day. That Saturday night, we all went out to the bars. This man was...

Not leaving my hip. Nope. Literally did not leave my hip. And he even said like to Taylor like, oh, did you hear I'm in the doghouse? Like making a joke out of it. And yeah, he was buying me drinks, like continuing conversations with me, like kind of eyeing me from like across the bar. And I look at Taylor, I go, there's no fucking way this is happening right now. Like he's literally obsessed with me right now. Like what is going on? And I guess it's true. Like guys want what they can no longer have. Like,

They just are more attracted to things that they just know they can't have anymore when they've had it and they've lost control of it. Yeah. 100%. That's why I was actually shocked that, like, I got into a relationship because, like, I wasn't being like that. Yeah. Like, I... Like, you know how it's always, like, guys are always, like, oh, if a girl, like, hooks up with you really soon, like, she's not going to be your girlfriend. That's not girlfriend material. Mm-hmm.

i i may or may not have done that so i was like i feel like i'm not gonna date this dude because i like just was all in too fast like give it up too fast and he said he also thought the same thing like for a little bit like not a little bit but like maybe like that like day yeah but like i don't know i just got lucky because i feel like for the most part like you do have to wait like yes like

You do have to like try like the chase. I feel like for me, like I want things I can't have. Like I don't like in my other relationships, I feel like I was like I was doing the chase for real. Yeah, I don't even know. Like, do you think I was chasing? Yes. I don't know if it was chasing. I think it was more of just like attachment. Like I didn't want to let go.

Because I don't know like... This reminds me a lot of how my last relationship started kind of. Yeah. Like just in the sense of like me being like, I want this more than you looking up with me. Because like I don't know like...

if the ultimatum didn't work out and he said no like which i mean he did say no like i was totally okay with like moving on you know but then i started to realize he like was giving me so much attention that i was like wait so he does like me so that's why i didn't let go yeah it's because i knew like he there was deep down inside like he cared and like we ended up having a really deep conversation that night too and i'm like what the fuck like but he only would ever let his emotions out when he was drunk so i was like

always 50-50 about it. I was always like, he's just saying this because he's drunk or maybe these conversations aren't really happening and I'm just making them up in my head because I'm drunk and maybe I'm just over-exaggerating. So I just never knew. I was always so confused. I was like, what the fuck is going on with this? But then I decided like,

It was perfect timing. The ultimatum was coming. And then two weeks later, I was going to Tampa to visit my family. So I was like, you know what? Distance. Distance is the best fucking thing you could possibly do after that ultimatum and him giving me all the attention. I'm going to back the fuck up. So I went on vacation, did not talk to him at all on the vacation. And you know what he's doing?

Fucking snapchatting me the whole time. We don't snapchat. We literally do not snapchat. Crazy. And I'm like, I know he's snapchatting me because he just wants to see what the fuck I'm doing on this vacation. And he wouldn't stop snapchatting me. We never texted all the way up until like, honestly, like a month before we started dating. Like, really? Because like, I'm not very big on like daily communication like that. Like texting, texting, snapchatting. Like, I'm not big on that. Like, I don't know. I just...

Don't care for it. And so the distance that I gave him clearly really worked because then the next following week,

I came back, whatever. We were hanging out. We had a really fucking deep conversation again at the bars. And then about two weeks later, this was the two week mark of we weren't seeing each other. So then I went back to Boston and he went on a vacation, but our vacations didn't overlap. They were like right on the crisps of each other. So for two weeks, I didn't see him. And the second he goes on his vacation, family vacation, he FaceTimes me.

For an hour. The first night of his vacation. Crazy. And I... Taylor, like, can hear me in my bedroom, like, oh, my God. Like, he's on FaceTime with you on a family vacation. Like, this man is a simp. And I'm like, yeah. Fucking simp, okay? So, I'm telling you right now. Like, ultimatums and distance, key to, like, turning a man into your boyfriend. Like, I never have been one to do any of those things, but it truly fucking worked. It did work. Yeah. And...

I don't even fucking... Do you think you're going to be a great girlfriend? Dude, okay, so that's another thing that I was thinking is I don't know how to be a girlfriend because it's been so long. And like when I was in a relationship, it wasn't really a relationship. It was more of like I needed like... Just like toxic attachment. Yeah. Like it wasn't really... It wasn't...

It was like you were relying on someone else, not like you were having a person. I was like a lost puppy. Yeah. Yeah. That's literally what it was. So, like, it's weird. And I've already set really good boundaries in this relationship of, like, not boundaries, but of, like, healthy ways to keep this relationship sane. I know it's been a fucking week. Okay, calm down, Sam. Like, shit. But, like, Sundays, like, we're going to be meal prep every Sunday. And then Thursdays, he's coming over and I'm cooking dinner. Like, just really, like...

small things that like I look forward to to do with him like we want to like keep a consistent schedule of like things to do because in my past relationship I know that it was five years ago and we were like fucking children couldn't afford to do stuff like that and like make a relationship more fun because like we didn't have adult money but like

we didn't do anything. Like my ex-boyfriend wouldn't buy me flowers, wouldn't show up to my house with a fucking like lollipop. Like now like I've made like little like things like in our relationship now is like I'm going to cook on Thursdays and he's going to show up to my house with something. I don't know what it is, but he's going to show up with something. So it's just like small little things like that. It's like I feel like we'll go such a long way in the relationship if we start to

do them now you know so are you the jealous type girlfriend no i don't think i am you don't think so no like there's been like comments he's made about like other girls like and them being hot or like him following other girls i just like i don't care like he follows like ski ski mask girl on instagram he's like oh she's so hot and i'm like okay like i just think it's because like i know like

Yeah. I'm not a like, I'm not a fan of liking other girls Instagram pictures. Yeah. I feel like liking girls Instagrams, um, like, like naked ones. No, like, well not naked, like bathing suit ones. I just think like Instagram model photos, like liking Instagram model photos, like for why? I think if he, okay, so now like we had this little issue like a few weeks ago before we were dating of like him not liking my shit, but liking other people's shit. But now that he's like, like he likes me, I never brought it up to him by the way. And,

and but like now he likes my shit so like i don't see a problem with it yeah i mean like teach their own like yeah like whatever like for me personally i just don't like liking like instagram model stuff because i'm like yeah what are you like why yeah like why no i like if you look at it and you like it and you look at it and you like it i can't change the fact that you looked at someone hot and liked it i see hot guys on

social media and think they're good looking like yeah why do you have to physically show to someone that you like it yeah and also it can be kind of embarrassing if like a friend sees that right like if i click on an instagram model's picture and every picture is liked by like you and others that's embarrassing yeah like get it together um

Yeah, but so you're not like the jealous type. I'm only jealous type when I have valid reason. And I feel like if my boyfriend's still listening to this, he's like, you're a psycho. I'm not a psycho without valid reason. And if I am being a psycho, I'm kidding. Yeah, I feel like as long as like you're giving me the attention that like I deserve, like

Because I had, like, the issue, I kind of half said it, like, two seconds ago. Like, I had this issue of, like, when we were, like, talking, talking, but, like, seriously talking, and we were going on dates where he was, like, liking everyone else's Instagrams but not liking mine. And I found it so fucking weird. I was like, why? Like, that's so weird. But now, like, he does like mine, so I'm like, I don't really care. Like, I just felt, like, left out, if that makes sense. Like, why are you liking mine? Like...

What the fuck? But yeah, as long as he's like giving me like the attention and validation, I don't really care. Do you think he's a jealous type boyfriend? Is he jealous?

I feel like he is a little bit. Probably. Not like overly. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. Not overly, but I feel like a little bit he is. 1,000%, because can we talk about what happened at Lashkey a few weeks ago? Yeah, I think you said it on here on the pod. Like, I think he's a little bit jealous type. Yeah, he didn't like... Because I'm very, like... I've said this a million times to him. I'm a very outgoing individual. I like to party. Well, not like... Well, yeah, I like to party. This sounds wrong and bad, but like...

I like to just have a good time and I like talking to new people, meeting new people and just like kind of making strangers laugh and smile. So like if I'm going to be going dancing and looking stupid in the middle of like latchkey and dancing with a bunch of like people, like so be it. But a few weeks ago I did it and like,

I was not in control of this, but I was just standing there and one of the six foot four male men just like picks me up and like helicopters me around the bar. And I'm like, whoa, like this is sick. But he did not like that. Did not like it. And like, you know, that's jealousy. And like,

That's hot. That's... Yes. Okay. Here's the thing. Like, my boyfriend does not get jealous for crap. Yeah. For nothing. For nothing. And I literally, like, pry at it. Like, it's like I try to make him piss. He just doesn't care. Which, like, I know, like, green flag because I'd much rather have a guy that, like, doesn't care what I do than someone who, like, is insane. So, like, I'm not complaining because I would much rather have someone that doesn't give a shit. Yeah. But I'm like...

it doesn't make you mad? Like, none of this makes you mad? And he's like, no. I'm like, what? Ugh. I'm like, what do I gotta do? I'm like, what do I have to do to make you so mad at me? Yeah. Like, not mad at me, but I've never, he just, like, doesn't get mad, which I know is a good thing. Like, I don't have to sit here and be like,

My boyfriend's angry all the time. He's, like, never mad. Yeah. But I'm like, I just want to see you really mad. Like, I just want to see it. Get angry. Yeah. I mean, that... The thing is, too, he didn't really vocalize it to me until after. Yeah. Like, in that moment, I didn't know. But then the next day... And I was like, oh, you were mad. Yeah. And I think it also is, like, important in that situation for you because you weren't dating yet. Yeah. So it's like, okay, wait, he cared. Yeah, he cared. And having someone...

care like that. But then that's another thing that helped him like wipe me up so quickly is that there's other people trying to take your ass. Yeah, so he was in the corner of the bar with all the friends while I was on the dance floor dancing around getting carried by other men and...

He like made the comment of like, I didn't like that. Like he's quickly said that at the bar and then at the bar, my drunk ass, because I'm a fucking unfiltered blabbermouth. I just go, well, I mean, you're not my boyfriend, so I'm not going to give you 110%. So once you give me 110% back, I'll give you 110% back. And then when I said that, that got him thinking. Right. And he was like, fuck, she's so right. Like she's not my girlfriend. So like she can do whatever she wants. And then the next weekend he asked me out.

So, gotta play the game. Yeah, I felt that. I feel like that's what got me into, like, the being wiped up is thinking that, okay, wait, if he's not my boyfriend, he can, like, go fuck other girls. And I'm not cool with that. Yeah, so... So, guess this is gonna have to, like, gonna have to, you know, say yes to this relationship thing because I'm not really down for...

For not getting your attention and you fucking other girls. Which I'm going to be my boyfriend. When it comes to that, though, I'm going to be the best girlfriend. Like, now when we go out to bars and a guy, like,

like slightly gives me attention i cannot wait to just scream it on my way i have a boyfriend now like yeah don't talk to me yeah um surprisingly like i feel like guys don't come up to us at bars that much because we're with so many people yeah like now don't get twisted if me and sam go out by ourselves oh me and sam go up ourselves like

We're for the streets. No, I'm kidding. But like left and right, baby, people are talking to us. But when we're out with all of our friends, there's so many people around. People just don't really come up to us like that. And the only times like,

Like, I don't let people, like, flirt with me that, like, no one does anything, like, crazy. But if a guy is talking to me and I can tell they're going to get me a free drink, like, the free drink will get got. You're going to keep doing it. You can read the room very easily with a guy that's going to do that. Yeah, the free drink is going to get taken and I'm going to bounce. Like, I'm not going to... It's not going to touch me. It's not going to, like... I'm not going to, like, get his number. Exactly. Which, I mean, I even said that to...

My boyfriend and I was like, what do I do now in scenarios of a guy wanting to give me a free drink? He's like, get it, but give it to me. I'm like, word. Yeah, no. Jonah's always like, get a free drink. One time, these guys, and he was coming up to me, and someone was buying me a free drink. I was like, yeah.

like pretending i didn't know him i'm like get away from me rando like who are you and i'm like tequila soda please i was like i'm not i was like i'm not gonna pass up a free drink i'm like if you wanna i was like if you want to buy me the drink you can literally like if you're not gonna buy me a free drink then i'm gonna get a free drink elsewhere literally literally so literally 100 like there's nothing wrong with with um

free drinks it's not like i'm like flashing my tits for exactly i'm just existing and if some random person wants to buy me it i know i'm fine dude i'm actually like now that we're talking about this i really want to go out on saturday i don't i'm going to barbie what time is the movie over for like 11 something oh fuck well i'm my comedy show is over at nine so i'm like latchkey send see if my movie starts it because i just want to like see like how he's gonna be

yeah that's a like i want to test the waters that's a fun that's like what's so fun about starting a relationship and even now like i haven't been dating this guy for like years i'm still like there's still scenarios where i'm still in that yeah it's still new it's not like we've been together for five million years just getting in new situations and seeing how things are something so the randomest things last weekend we went to target for the first time together yeah random stuff of like okay we've never gone like

target shopping like how random like okay interesting like something new like you gotta walk through like the makeup aisles of target with me like the random new shit that you haven't done before is fun i'm like excited though because my relationship is so fucking new that like i'm in full control of every like i can dictate and manipulate how things how i want them to be and i just love it

You mean like just because it's new so you can like start fresh or like you can manipulate him? No, like of not manipulate him, but like how I like things. So for example, like the car door opening, like if I just like make a comment once of like,

Like that I'm like super appreciative and super grateful that like he did that. Like that's gonna be in the back of his mind. And now he's gonna like always do it. Or like another thing that I absolutely fucking love is forehead kisses. I love them. Oh, I make, I like make him do it. Like I'll position myself like, like if we're laying a certain way, standing a certain way, I literally just, there's gonna be a visual on YouTube, I guess. I just kind of.

I just kind of lean in and he kisses me on the forehead. I just make him do it. No, one time, the very first time he ever did it, I was like, oh my God, I love those so much. They're my favorite. And I was just acting all giddy and happy. And now he does it. The first second he sees me, that's the first thing he does every single time. See, but I'm kind of the opposite. There's things I've told him, like, I love when you do that or I think you look like...

really cute when you do this or like things I like and I kind of regret saying it because I like when it's just there are things he naturally did yeah and then after I say it I know he does it more because I said it which obviously I told him I like it so he's trying to make me happy yeah but I'm like now you're doing it because I said it yeah and I liked when I feel like it was just my little secret of like oh you did it and I like that like it's just like you just felt the urge to naturally do it so like sometimes like

He'll do two of them back to back. And I'm like, I shouldn't have told you this crap. Because now you're trying. You're thinking about it too much. I like when you just...

kind of naturally did it and it's almost like i just like kept a little secret to myself like oh i love that yeah i don't know but it depends like but like it depends but um and like i forward kisses i literally like make him do it like i literally just put my forehead to like his and like i told him also like what like my form of like love language was and i feel like in my previously relationships when i would never what's your love language um

like physical touch and I think like not like gifts but just like thinking of me in a way where it's like you did something and like I think that's acts of service yeah whatever that is because I think like bringing you an olipop because you like it is more of an act of service than a gift yeah exactly because it's not it's not a gift it's more so like you like this and maybe like tomorrow you would have gone to H-E-B to buy one but like I brought you one yeah so I feel like it's like act of service yeah or like

I don't know if this is still an act of service, but, like, booking a reservation. Act of service. Okay, so, yeah. So, like, those things, like, I told him I really like those things. And, like, those are things that now have been, like, put into the relationship of, like, he's already made two reservations. He's already done, like... And it's also booking stuff, because I said it in TikTok. I called it quality time. It's, like, kind of quality time. Yeah. Because you're prioritizing quality time. So, it's, like...

I think anything could be an act of service because... Yeah, you can make everything good to you, then it's like an act of service. How do you like... What's your love languages in how you give love? How I give love? I don't know. I like cooking for him. He loves it. So like act of service? Yeah. And then also like physical touch again. Like...

But, like, in the sense of, like, I just, like, really, like, holding him. I'm, like, he calls me, okay, this is so weird talking about this stuff because, like, I've never done it. Being a cringe ball. I know. But, like, he calls me his monkey because, like, I literally will just, like, like, literally jump onto him and, like, hold him like a tree. My animal word for that is a frog because I literally, like, if he's laying down, like, I'll, like,

Like, sit on top of him, but then, like, hug him on top. And I'm, like, on my knees. I'm like a frog. I'm like a tree frog. So, yeah, like...

that I like to do. He likes it a lot. So I'm like, fuck yeah. I'll be your little monkey, I guess. Oh my God. It's so funny. Like, ew. But like, it's not like it's cute. It is so cute. It's just like when you expose it to the public. I know. Like that shit stays. Dude, bro. Now I'm going to have people in the TikTok comments like, oh, you little monkey. Literally. Don't make fun of me. I realized that like, I didn't know my love language was words of affirmation until recently because I'd say once a day I have to be like,

how much do you like how much do you like me how much like yeah like i'm so annoying like he's like we should play a game or something i'm like i have a good game and he's like shut up because he knows i'm about to say we can play the game where you tell me how much you love me i'm like and that's the game i'm like wanna play truth or dare okay truth

How much do you love me? I'm so annoying. He's like, shut up. I'm like, dare. I dare you to tell me your favorite things about me. I'm so like, I just need to hear it. I don't know why. You need to tell me every day. It's like a drug to you.

I can see it in your eyes right now. Yeah, I feel like I have it. I'm like, tell me, like, your favorite things about me. He's like, oh my god, what? I'm like, you don't have any. Say them. I'm like, say them out loud right now. Like, I need to hear it. Like, I'm literally insane. That's fucking hilarious. Yeah, I just, like, need to hear it. But the thing is... Is there anything else? Oh, yeah. Quality time, like, the reservation thing? Mm-hmm. Huge. Yeah. Huge. Like, I really...

like that i like just being like oh do you want to do this like something so like doesn't it doesn't have to be anything big but just being like do you want to do like this with me today or like we should do this this weekend oh my god yes another thing though i also really want to be careful with like with dating him is like my own like personal time with like girlfriends and like other people um

Um, we've obviously always made this like a huge deal of like, we cannot stand people that are in relationships and then just like neglect their friendships. Like I want to be continuing to like build girlfriend relationships and stuff like that because God forbid if a relationship ever ends and you neglected all your friendships, you're

Who the fuck are you going to turn to? You know what I'm saying? So it's like, that's another thing that I want to be like still big on is like, yeah, quality time is going to be huge for me, but I want to make sure like my friends are still a priority for me, especially on the weekends. Yeah, that's a struggle for me because I struggle with friends like in general. Like I always struggle with friends my whole life. Like I've just been very like introverted to myself. Like I always have issues with girlfriends. Like I just, I never am like that. Like I'm never like,

Well, no, I think I used to be. And then like you just get burned so many times by people that I know this is like bad and like probably like like toxic for me is like I've just been so fucked up by so many friendships that I like literally like feel like I like like I got like, you know, like I have like you and it's like I have like my family and it's like I'm so sick of like putting effort into people.

Or, like, time. And then being fucked. Those were all, like, what happened when, like, it was, like, immature, like, childish, like, circumstances. Whereas now I feel like people are so mature, for the most part, that I would assume, like, shit like that doesn't happen, especially here in Austin. Like, people are all so down to make friends and so down to just have... But I feel like even with friends we've made here, like, we've only had, like, what? We've had issues. Yeah, but we've had, like, what, two issues? I know. I guess I just get so, like, like...

like so like overwhelmed like i don't know yeah like i'm just so like it's just like so difficult to like get your mind out of like oh i guess this like is worth it rather than like oh it's just gonna be someone else that like yeah causes a fucking problem because like so for an example is this past week one of my girlfriends so my boyfriend texted me literally was like hey want to hang out tonight and then 10 minutes later get a text from one of my girlfriends and

saying, hey, like, I'm having a really bad night. Like, what are you doing? I, like, need to talk. Like, I just need someone to hang with, get out of the house. Whereas in my past relationship five years ago, I was so dependent on my ex-boyfriend that I would have just jumped right to him and neglected my girlfriend. Yeah, especially someone telling you, like, they need you. So I was, like, I told my boyfriend, I was, like, I can't tonight. Like, my girlfriend needs me. I'm going to go hang out with her. Whereas, like,

my past relationship i would have done the opposite and that really caused me to lose a lot of my girlfriends and i was being selfish and wasn't being considerate of my friends and like their needs too so like you kind of kind of got to treat like your girlfriend relationships just as much as a responsibility as your boyfriend because you i just personally don't want to

By myself in the butt. Not saying, like, I don't picture myself breaking up with this man, but, like, God forbid if that ever fucking happens. Isn't that so crazy that, like, now the game plan is to marry him? I know. So I'm like, God forbid if that ever fucking happens.

I need girlfriends in my back pocket that I can, like, fall to, cry to, have just there that I know will be there for me. So it's just good to continue to maintain girl friendships. Like, I want to make sure that I'm having, like, on the weekends, like, a girl's night and then a boyfriend night. Yeah. Or, like, all my friends' night and a boyfriend night. Yeah. So that's something that, like, going on weekends that I want to make sure I'm doing. I guess, like, last weekend it was nice to do, like...

Like Friday dinner, like girl time on Friday. And that was nice to do like girl time on Friday. Yeah. And another thing, which is making me realize from last weekend, is I'm not going to sacrifice my hangouts with all of my other friends because I have a boyfriend now. Because I was talking to Liv because we went on the boat to go wakeboarding. We went on our friend Ethan's boat. And I was like, I don't want this shit to end. Like I literally don't want this shit to end. Like going on a boat...

wakeboard surfing. Like, I'm not even drinking. I'm literally just with a bunch of people. Like, this is the shit that I do not want to end. Like, I want to continue to be able to do this. And I really hope that, like, my boyfriend is mature enough and confident enough.

in himself that like i can continue which he is 100% give a fuck but like that's just another thing that i looked for in a relationship is that i can still go do those things yeah 100% like i don't want like just because there's boys there like i don't want him to be all like when there's boys there like you can't go yeah because like obviously i'd prefer him to be there if he could but if you can't like i'm still gonna go right and it's like for me like all of our friends are mostly like guys in our friend group yeah like in our main friend group and like

I mean he likes them doesn't like that's like not even yeah it's like literally not even a thing like he likes them they like him like there's literally no worry there at all and like obviously like he's like always invited but like if he can't come he can't come and that's just like is what it is um and then like I feel like what's like kind of convenient for you ish is like he's already in the friend group and that's his friends yeah where it's like I have

Jonah's friends too so sometimes it's like okay I can't go to what you guys are doing because like his friends have a boat and I'm like I'm friends with his friends and it's like if he's gonna come with me to things with my friends like I know he'd want me to go like if his friends are doing something like he wants me to go so and it's like I can't go to that because I gotta like like like

like there's that compromise aspect where like sometimes you do have to be like, okay, like I'm, I gotta go to this, but like, I don't mind if I'm like, if it was just like a, unless it's like an important date plan. Okay. Then maybe you can miss it. Like you plan a nice dinner, you do something like, then I think you can skip plans for like a date date, like something important. But like, I wouldn't be like, no, I'm not going like, cause we're just going to like sit at home and watch a movie. It's like, we're not going. Cause like,

there's this other important thing planned like that i said yes to like there's this but we're going to it's so-and-so's birthday they plan this like so i'm going to that not just like oh i'm not gonna go because we're watching a show and hanging out at home yeah you know like still being out there because it's been it's been nice like meeting all of his friends and like there's such a good group of girls in there and like normally when we hang out like the boys and the girls kind of like

separate and there's like equal amounts and like all the girls are so nice and so cool and it's like I feel like I got like

more friends within his friends so like that's like been a plus too yeah there's definitely pros and cons to both of them because like i feel like in the scenario of like yeah we're in the same friend group but it's also like i kind of want my own people you know what i'm saying which is good like with the girl the girlfriend sense and i feel like i have a good amount of other guy friends that aren't his friends yes you do i which i like i do which is good but like sometimes in the sense of like oh if we're all going out like i do want like my own like

my own little clique my own little group that i can like maybe escape from him for a little bit i haven't experienced that yet but down the road like maybe there will be like weekends where i'm like oh like i just want to be like with my friends for the night or something yeah not like all like i don't know but we'll see it's a tough like balance like i feel like every day like at least for me like it's like always a battle in your head of like like making sure you do it you just want to do it right like i feel like because when you're at the age we're like not that we're old hello i'm 22 but like

you're not 16 where yeah like these relationships actually they matter and they're like which all relationships matter but like this is different circumstances this is yeah i would say uh not all relationships matter i don't think when you're like 16 your relationship matters yeah but like that's i guess you're right yeah but like these like these do matter and they're like important and you're adults so i feel like just like that pressure of doing it right weighs on you because you don't want to fuck it up because you don't want to waste your

fucking time and like fuck shit up no I don't like that's the one thing I don't want to do is like if I'm dating this guy like like and if it doesn't work out I feel like I'm like wasting so much fucking time because like I don't know I already get so stressed out about like the whole relationship thing and like getting married like

I don't know. I feel like my mom listens to these, but, like, my dad just puts so much fucking pressure on me to, like, find someone. And it's, like, I really, like, don't want to be wasting my time, like, at all. Like, that scares the shit out of me. So... And I don't want to be wasting my time as in, like, I'm, like, stressed out right now. I'm very busy and I don't want to waste, like, my physical, like, minutes of the day. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like...

like yes not waste time in the aspect of like timeline for my 20s and also not waste time in the fact that like i only have so much energy and i'm giving this much of a day to you and i don't want to waste my fucking time yeah so i don't know we have really exciting things to look forward to though like i've already been like planning things with him and all all the goodies so i'm excited to see where things go yeah it's very fun like in our wife era yeah we're gonna have like

We got to do... We got to plan, like, a double date type thing soon. Yeah. They also want to be on the podcast. I know. Which let us know what would be, like, if they were on the podcast. I feel like it's just, like, a Q&A type thing. Just a Q&A. I feel like, yeah. We should just, like, ask them about us. Yeah. Kind of like how we did with Connor and Hunter type vibe. But, like, we should just ask them about us. Like, they should literally, like...

Because they could talk shit about us forever. Yeah. When they're together, they, like, team up against us. Yeah, they do. It's so fucked. Jonah's, like, so nice to me. And then your boyfriend comes over and he's, like, ragging on me with him. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, because her boyfriend's allergic to the cat, so he hates the cat. And, like, Jonah won't be nice to the cat. Like, Jonah will pet him. Phineas loves Jonah. And then he'll be like, yeah, I'm gonna kill the fucking cat. I'm like, Jonah.

what i'm like don't even act like you weren't just cuddling with my cat in my bed shut up like shut up like why are you just bullying me and fucking teaming up to shit on me i noticed it too though because i i noticed it yeah i'm like and then when they do it then i join in i'm like yeah i'm like you were literally just like being a big baby like hugging me like cuddling my cat and then you're like yeah like fuck off and i'm like what

Like stop acting like you're not a simp for me right now. Like why are you letting like stop it. And then I tell your boyfriend I'm like I miss the days when you left in the morning and didn't hang around. Yeah right. It's so funny. Now you're hanging around the house. No but the thing is he is so allergic to the cats that the only places we can hang out are my bedroom or the kitchen if he's standing. And like what a little bitch like allergic to a cat. I know it's such an egg. Like my cat can take you out. He's a cat. I know. Like man up. Literally what a pussy. Allergies are for girls. I know. That's what I'm

saying men can't have allergies he's gonna need to get that taken care of i know can't be having allergies does he can you get like a surgery for that or something because i'll pay for it yeah i don't know

Well, I hope you guys enjoyed this episode. Sam's cuffed up now. Tay's been cuffed up. So we're going to be doing some double date type shit. Yeah, now we're going to be losers. No, I'm kidding. No, we're not going to be losers. No, we're just like in our wife era. Yeah, wife era. Wife era. But yeah, that's about it, guys. Make sure you guys are following us on all other forms of social media so you can see every single aspect. YouTube, Snapchat, TikTok, Instagram. You know the vibes. And we'll see you in the next one. Bye.