Football Is Ruining Relationships
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I love that. It's the best noise. Ugh. Ugh. Mine's so boring. It's just a spin-off top. Not the same. I know. Didn't really do it for me. Anyways, hello guys. Welcome back to another episode. I'm Taylor. I'm Sam. And this is the One Thing About Us podcast, in case you forgot. I just feel like for a little bit, we just have to give you a reminder. Yeah, we're going to be kind of annoying with the name for a while. I just feel like you just need to remember. And if you're like, what formerly F-word podcast, now One Thing About Us.

Just in case you missed a little bit. Just in case you're behind. Yeah. Which you shouldn't be. You shouldn't be, of course not, because we gained some Instagram followers. Dude, yeah. The Instagram posts have been shared like crazy because Sam's just being a little meme creator. Dude, I'm so unfiltered with those too. I love it. There's literally nothing holding me back from being absolute pharaoh with those memes. One of the most recent ones when my boyfriend was picking my nose and I was like,

it quoted me being like babe like oh my god like where did you learn to use your fingers like that and it's him sticking his finger up my nose yeah we also posted some of our boyfriends just absurd text to us yeah like we i mean they had really no say in that i was just like we're posting our text oh i did not even ask for like oh i didn't ask i like had to tell him because it was so funny and he was just like like laughing at it like he didn't care which speaking of i have a new listener weekly

yes i literally felt so lucky that my boyfriend wasn't listening and now he listened so hi i told him i was gonna give him a little shout out on that one i went i got so far you did get really far yeah i just told him it was for the girls and then he probably wouldn't be into anything and then they think he just listened last week when we rebranded and he's like damn like i actually liked it i'm gonna start listening like fuck liked it i mean i would listen to my boyfriend's podcast too yeah

considering i want to know everything going on in his brain because i talk on here and i don't think anyone's listening yeah no in the beginning i feel like i do i think it's only the girls like the girls this is all this is for the girls i can't i almost i think no one's listening in the beginning i'm like okay putting on a show give me 10 minutes and i just feel like we're sitting here talking yeah and i really forget that

it's going on the internet and people are going to hear it. Especially now that we record on Mondays and later we're going to talk about the weekend for the first time. Yeah, guys, I wanted to talk. So the premise of this whole episode is how annoying football is. And I literally was like, oh my God, football. And Sam was like, don't talk about it. I want to talk about it on the podcast. And I've been holding it in all day because all I did yesterday was bitch on the couch. No, I didn't even bitch. I was just pouting. I was like, I fucking hate my life.

I bitched like and we'll talk about it because we both love a little bit of football. Yeah, but it's truly out of hand. No, it was from 11 in the morning to like 9 p.m. No, no, no, it's not okay. It's literally not okay. And just like as a country everyone needs to take a step back and I have notes like I'm really prepared to like really you know, what's sad is last weekend. I'm pretty sure because we did the fall like

rundown of how excited we are for fall with football season and like how we can't wait bro I literally jinxed myself see but the proper amount why can't we do one game Saturday

One college game. Yeah. One NFL game. Yeah. Why is there 30? Yeah. No, I can't. Anyways, before we start fucking talking shit and literally complaining about football, let's talk about one thing about us. One thing about us. I have so many things about me. Yeah. Well, what's the one you have for this week? So the one I have for this week is...

related to like both my jobs and i just realized that one thing about me is i'm a fucking social media expert i just realized like i think just like talking to people that aren't other like influencers or like you who like we just kind of think what we do is very normal and common knowledge like talking to other people at work and like giving out my ideas and getting back like oh my god that's such a great idea yeah i'm like

Thank you. Like, I just feel very like, I do know what I'm talking about. And you get like the back ends. Oh my God. I know. You get back end info now. Everything, y'all. Not only are you like the influencer, but you're also like the one that's doing the emailing. I don't even know how much I can say. No, I do everything. Like if it involves social media, I have done and do literally everything. Like if it's something that occurs on social media, I do it.

So I literally know the business side, the influencer side, like contract brief. Like I'm, I literally do everything and,

But it's just cool, like, get it, like, I don't know. I literally feel like a freaking social media expert. Like, I feel like I just, I feel like I know freaking Instagram and TikTok better than, like, the whole freaking world. But it's just fun having so many ideas that, like, because we're both, like, so good at it and have been successful with it that, yeah, like I said, like, to us it's normal. But they really are, like, like, we're both very smart at this. And getting, like, the validation from other people, like, oh, my God, that's such a good idea. I'm like, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I am. I'm like, I'm so good at this. You're right. Especially with social media, anyone that's listening that wants to do social media, one thing you need to know is there is a difference between like influencing your audience and just being like an eye, like a catching eye, if that makes sense. Because there are so many content creators in so many different spaces that you just get the following because you gain the eye. But can you actually influence? Can you actually like...

Build like not like a cult following but like a group of people like we have now with our fucking podcasts of people that actually enjoy like engaging with your shit. Yeah, and I think realizing like how much I really like marketing and like brand identity and it's just really fun. I just love marketing and I like love social media and I'd like to say I'm very good at it and I'm very good at it.

through just in-person work and not through college so i get that question a lot of people ask me how to get started into doing this this is a very creative business make a portfolio show people how you work i made a bomb ass portfolio which i was actually thinking i don't know how to do this if i could find a way to like like sell a template of the portfolio that i did for that job like i mean i would like try to get that to you guys but i really don't know how to do that

But, yeah, like, go for it. If you think that's the eye for it, go for it because it's fun as fuck and I love it. I just love my job. Yeah. My one thing about me is that I care so much about my hormone health. Like, as of – it's been one year since we've been off birth control. So, like, I have just been loving reading little articles. Like, sometimes I end up on, like, little –

things on TikTok of just scrolling through like hormone health TikToks. But specifically, I realized I love the Vitex berry supplement that I've been taking. I stopped taking that for like three months, like in the middle of the summer. Can we like talk about how bad those periods were? Remember, I would literally be like, I felt nauseous. I felt like I had the stomach bug, like all this shit. I started taking the Vitex berry again, like this past month. I have like no PMS symptoms whatsoever. And I like started looking into it and I'm like,

what the fuck? Like, why is this Vitex berry working so well with my PMS? And it's true. I didn't even realize because the Vitex berry is a supplement that's going to help balance out your hormones and just maintain healthy hormones. But also during like premenstrual, like before you're going into your period, you are dropping your progesterone. Oh my God. How the fuck do you say that word, Taylor?

Progesterone? Yeah. Progesterone? Yeah, you barely said it. Fuck. But anyway, so that's going to help balance that out. So that way your PMS is not as bad. And I've realized... Oh, I need to get me some of that. Dude, no, I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. I swear by it. Like this month, my PMS symptoms have been the bare minimum. And I have also been doing a few other things within like my diet with food and just like exercise that are kind of helping with like that. But I feel like the Vitex Berry...

month of agami i love that supplement i'll have to get it it's cheap as fuck too you know i think we should do but i also don't know how to do this either i just spitball ideas but i like asking the people because it's like if you don't want it i'm not gonna put it in my daily tasks of like trying to figure out how to do it but if you guys know i love giggly squad they do a newsletter so anything they talk about they can link to a newsletter to their people yeah so like

If we talk about favorites or something, they could get it. Which, yeah, we could also do on Instagram stories. So if you're like, no, no one's going to check that.

comment down below engage on our instagram i just say this so you engage on our instagram post yeah it's just a beg for engagement truly to get no i like that idea but that's really cool i have no idea how to fucking do that but like i don't know these podcasters they're just so sophisticated with their their newsletters and their we'll get there one day we'll get there one day not not right at the second but we'll we'll get there yeah people just like

People just used to sit and talk on a microphone and now everyone's like... All complicated with it. All complicated. Yeah. It's insane. It's so tough out here to be good. Mm-hmm. So tough. Do you want to do your favorite? Yeah. Can you go first? Do you not have one? I'll think of one in two seconds. Okay. Well, my favorite of the week is Wine Drunk. Who is this woman? I know! I know!

I know. It's so fun. I've been trying to tell you. Bro, because I haven't liked, like, I haven't found, like, wines that I like. And this past weekend, when we went on our date, we bought a bottle of red wine, and we got wine drunk at the house, and I'm like, this is fun. But it honestly kind of wears off pretty quickly, though. You probably didn't drink enough. Probably not. But wine drunk... We didn't even finish the bottle. No shot. Wine drunk is...

the best it literally is just like i love a good wine drug and you know i can see now why girls will just like drink wine during the week yeah because it's chill yeah like it's just i don't know if it's i never understood though like oh why are you drinking like like when i just have one glass of wine yeah like why do that in the middle of the week like i don't know it just but now i get it i would rather drink wine during the week than and never go out on the weekend

Okay. I'm going to fight you on that one. I just love drinking at home. The extrovert in me says otherwise. I just love drinking at home. That sounds bad. Not in like a lovely weird but bad way. The thing is too about like the wine drunk is like I was content with what we were doing that night, but I feel like if I got even more drunk, I would be like, okay, time to go out. Hair and makeup are going out. But wine drunk makes me like cuddle on the couch, touchy. Yeah, I guess that's so true. Wine makes me that drunk.

vibe. Yeah. No, but it was nice. Wine drunk is so good. It was nice. Okay, my favorite, I'll keep it in the beverage realm. Okay. Because this has been my favorite of the week. Sparkling water with lime. There you go. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. I wasn't drinking at the bar and I was like, can you get me a soda water with lime? I was like, this is the most refreshing thing I've ever had. I was like, tastes like a tequila soda, but better because there's no tequila in it. But it literally tasted so good and then I just got on a kick. I was like, this is the

This is delicious. So then I bought sparkling water and lime and I've been drinking them at home and it's the best fucking drink. I don't know. I'm so pissed. It's the end of summer. Not like it's still...

Not like it's cold outside or anything and I can still enjoy a big thing of ice water, but it's so good. Yeah. It's so good. It's like the most simple thing, but it's so good. And I've been trying to drink more water. It's kind of my new thing right now. Dude, I'm struggling on that. I mean, I'm sitting here with my prime fucking drink. I drank, so I'm trying to drink two, I drank almost three water bottles by the time I got back from the gym.

Yeah, I'm like that in the morning though. I drink so much in the morning and then rest of the day. I'm trying to do that. So I'm trying to drink more water. So that's like a fun way to drink more water. Even though I feel like sparkling water isn't hydrating. It is though. It's water. Yeah. But in my head. Same. I don't know why. Like a LaCroix isn't hydrating, but it is. Sometimes it like also not like necessarily upsets my stomach, which just makes me feel like I just drank a soda. Yeah. But it's water. Yeah. I don't know. But I freaking love it.

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B-E-T-T-E-R-H-E-L-P dot com slash one thing. Someone said, fuck, what was it? I forgot to write it down. About the breaking news segment to change it to. Someone said pop. I got a few DMs. Something, yeah. I think I saw that one. Like hot goss. Someone said like hot gossip. Yeah. I forget. Fuck. I wish I wrote it down, but I didn't.

But anyways, I only put one and you only put one. So if there's only anything else we can think of, we can think about it. Are you waiting for me to talk? Yeah, well, this is the one you put down. Sorry, I just thought you were like having your own little thinking thing. I didn't want to like interrupt you. Nah. Where did I put it? Oh, I put Burning Man? Mm-hmm. Oh, this I meant to talk about last week. Yeah. But...

skip my mind until literally right after we podcasted and I saw it on my TikTok. I was like, fuck, meant to say that on the podcast. I just want to say Burning Man in general is my personal hell. I would never go there. Like a rave is honestly my personal hell. And Burning Man is like

next level and everyone is trapped there i mean probably not anymore but they were trapped there in this mud hole with no like the shower this girl made a video of the shower that was like free with the ticket and it was disgusting it was like fucking battery acid coming out of like a pipe gross so gross and then the lady in the video goes we went to sleep last night with no house music bumping

Because the music wasn't playing and everyone's like, no house music bumping. Oh, no. But someone died. Dude, I can't even imagine the amount of drugs everyone's on 24-7. Someone died. Terrible. I think... I don't know if it ever... I think it was unclear of why, what happened. But terrible. I saw this one thing. Someone had their kid there. That's nuts. And people say Burning Man isn't for kids. Yeah, it's not. Especially because in order to even get to Burning Man...

It takes, like, 15 hours to drive out there. I just would never go there. Yeah. Ever. No, I don't think I would never do that either, but I do want to go to, like, some type of music festival rave of some sort, maybe one day. I'd have to go to a really chill one. That not necessarily involves camping, but, like, I don't know. Because I went to a millennium that she was so fun, but also it was in a fucking stadium, so...

I wanted something like outside. I'd have to go to such a chill one. Yeah. Like a baby one. Yeah. Because that's just not my scene. Which also... The videos of Burning Man look... Like I literally never... Like that is the last place on earth I'd ever want to go. Burning Man's not even a rave though. It's like a creative art. Yeah, but it's like they have like... It's like...

Like, it's, like, house music. Yeah, they have, like, they have house music constantly playing, but there's, like, workshops and, like... Yeah, and everything's free and you, like... Yeah. You just, like, trade. You just give to each other. Yeah, trade and give to each other. It's, like, a different world. Yeah. Have you ever heard of... This is so random, but sometimes I come across this on TikTok. There's this one island, like, off the coast of, like, somewhere. I don't fucking remember. Yeah.

But it's a island of people that have never been to America before and they still live like they would in like the 1800s. Wait, is it that they've never been to America or like have never been like in contact like with anyone? Anyone. Right, I think I know what you're talking about. No internet, no like... Which tells me. They literally still do like...

Like the shit that you would do back in like the 1800s. And if you try to come on boat to their lands, they'll try to kill you with like spheres and shit. Literally fair. No, I know, but it's kind of crazy. Yeah, but fair. Like honestly, I wouldn't want us infiltrate. Like if,

If I was an untouched, peaceful group of people not dealing with any of the world's shit, I would also try to kill you if you came near me. Yeah. Like, think about how... Well, I don't know. But they must think we're, like, monsters when there's someone coming in, like, with a fucking polo t-shirt with glasses on. Like, here, dude. What? What, a frat guy? Not a frat guy. Like, a big, fat scientist. Yeah.

It sounded like you were describing a frat guy on game day. A polo? Yeah, you've never seen a frat guy... Like a raw polo shirt. A frat guy watching sports in their UT polo with their glasses. No, I mean like nerdy glasses. Like a scientist. I was picturing tit-pipers. Steve Irwin. Or not Steve Irwin. Why do I always do that? Overdinesign. Dude, I'm obsessed with Steve Irwin. It's literally a problem. Obsessed with Steve Irwin. No, I meant...

Albert Einstein. That type of vibe. There's this guy. He always tries, not every time, but he goes over, I think, twice a year on a boat and he's the only man that they'll let drop stuff off and he drops off coconuts, fish, and one other thing. And they'll accept that, but any other thing that they take, like someone tries to drop off, they won't accept and they'll try to kill you with their spears. And they scream in another language and they're like,

Like, get out, get out. I would love to look it up on TikTok. It's actually, like, pretty insane. I'll look it up on TikTok. Yeah. Someone's going to say that we're disrespecting a culture. Fuck. I'm sorry. Dude, I don't know. I have no... I don't know what or who, but I just...

I see that being the case too. Someone's going to say we're just a gay culture. Which being of being like... And I mean, all I also want to say is I have the utmost respect. Good for them. No, I wish I didn't have a phone. Imagine how peaceful life would be if we didn't have internet or the phone or Wi-Fi. Unless they're like dangerous and like killing each other, then I don't wish I was them. No, they're a family, dude. They're a pack. They're a family. Oh, amazing. Then I wish I was them. No, they're not doing that. Then I wish I was them. Yeah, I know. Me too. And they run around naked. Praise. Even better. Yeah.

I actually kind of hate running around naked. No, I would... I'm not a naked girl. I just want to run around free. I'm not a naked girl. I, like, need clothes on. No, I'm serious. No, because you don't sleep naked, right? Sometimes. Okay, well, didn't we have this comment that you don't like sleeping on naked? And...

Your boyfriend will be like, well, why don't you just leave unneeded? And you're like, well, I want to put a t-shirt on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do like having clothes on. I just, some people, if they're home, like, will walk into the kitchen naked. Yeah. They're just naked people. They'll just sit naked. See, I can't do that. You ain't catching me. I'm not naked. I'm making my eggs and bacon naked. Some people are naked people, though. It's so weird. Oh, God. No, not me. Yeah, me neither. No, could not. I just don't feel comfy like that.

Yeah, I'll sleep naked though sometimes like with my boyfriend, but like I won't sleep naked by myself. I used to sleep naked by myself because it's really good for you. It's really good for you. Dude, says the one that tapes her mouth closed when she sleeps. Do you still do that? I need to get new mouth tape because my moisturizer doesn't, it'll like unstick in the middle of the night.

But I gotta get a good one. I was wondering that the other day. I was like, I wonder if she still tapes her mouth closed. I need to get the one that Lauren Bostic has that's like the heavy duty one because mine... Duct tape? Duct tape your mouth closed? Dude, that would like kill myself if I did that. I'd suffocate to death. I'm literally crying right now.

Someone's going to come in and torture me and murder me and duct tape me and you're going to pop in and see me laying there with duct tape and be like, oh, she's just sleeping. No, literally. Naked too. This is the funniest conversation that we've had on this show. I know. That's because we don't have any like, I'm trying to be uncensored.

Anyways, what I was saying was I need to get the duct tape that Lauren Bostic has because my moisturizer unsticks mine. So I'd wake up in the morning with my mouth taped in my hair. Speaking of having the tape in your hair, my boyfriend is convinced that my hair gel is going to cause my eyebrows to stick to the pillowcase. Is he an idiot? Yeah. Aren't all boys? That is so true. Literally. Literally.

He made, like, a voiceover of one of my TikToks doing my eyebrows. And he was like, yep, doing my eyebrows. Like, now, like, later tonight, my eyebrows are going to stick to the pillowcase. I was like, they don't... They're not sticky. They're, like, hard as a rock. Yeah. If anything, you would make your eyebrows just, like, flake off. Yeah. Because, like, sometimes my eyebrows get so hard. Dude, imagine one day I woke up with no eyebrows. That would be scary. Anyways...

Second thing on our breaking news list is Zach Bryan being arrested. I think that is the funniest shit ever. I think it is so funny, too. I saw, like, dash cam footage of it, which, like, people are so quick to, like, get stuff like that. How the fuck do you get that and put it on TikTok? Where do you get that from? I don't know. Which I... So, he got arrested... Basically got arrested because...

He got pulled over twice. And the first time he was giving the cops a hard time because they were asking for his home address. And he just didn't feel comfortable giving his home address, which is like, I get that. And everyone's like... I get that too, but also like, you're not like above the law. Like those guys probably had no idea who that was. No, yeah. But everyone in the comments was like, oh, like, but doesn't your license have your home address? Yes and no. Like I could give my mass ID and like, I don't live there. I live somewhere else. You know what I'm saying? Like you have a different address on your ID. Yeah.

And the guy was, like, asking for his, like, actual, like, home address. And he thought it was weird. Well, but then there's always, like, context missing. Like, because what I saw, he was, like, in a car. Like, if you had a polite conversation about why you don't want to give it or, like, were you being a dick? The dash cam was the second pullover. But, like, the first one about, like, the address, like...

I've never seen it. I don't know, like, were you being a dick? Like, were you being a little, like, feisty? Like, were they just trying to have a conversation with you? I don't know Zach Bryan like that. So, like... Me neither. But it's also, like... I have no idea. I don't know, like, I could just see, like, like, yeah, you're a celebrity, but you're also not, like, above the law. Like, just, like, talk... Mm-hmm. Like, I hate to break it to you, like, someone... If they're... Can a police officer, like, do you have access to that stuff? Can they find it? Like, if you're a police officer, can you, like... I have no idea. I don't know. It's just, like, I feel like just cooperate. Yeah.

I feel like they can't. Because I feel like one time I got pulled over. Not doing anything bad. But I got pulled over and I gave my mass ID. And they're like, oh, how long have you lived here? And I'm like, oh, I actually am renting down here. And he was like, oh, so what's that address? And he wrote it down on a piece of paper. Yeah. And went back to his car. I just like, everyone should just cooperate and be nice. And it's like maybe the cops were being assholes. And he was being an asshole back. Yeah. Which is fair. I just love all of the TikTok stuff.

like thirst trap things people are making of his mugshot. It's the funny, what is the song that they're using? I'm in with a criminal and they're doing it to like Morgan Wallen's, um, yeah. Mugshot Zach, Brian's mugshot. And then one other Trump's mugshot. Was it Trump's mugshot? Somebody's mugshot. And I'm just like, y'all like girls are nuts. Girls are nuts. I'm going to give the hottest take. Um, that's like podcast exclusive. I think Zach, Brian's like really overrated. Yeah.

I don't like his recent music. It's not that I don't like it. Some of the songs, it's just too slow. It's not that... Yeah, see, I love slow music. You just don't like slow music. I can't do anything slow in general. I'm a very fast-paced person. You are a quick person. 1,000%. In literally everything you do. It's not that I don't think his music is bad. I just think so many people make such great music.

And where did he come from? Like, it just... No, out of nowhere in the last, like, few months. It just, like, exploded. I also don't really feel like he's... I feel like he's just more, like, like a folk singer. Like, I wouldn't consider Something in the Orange a country song. Yeah. Like, I love that song. I just, like, to me, it's not really a country song. It's not that I don't like his music. I'm just... I think there's better music...

I love American Kid by Kenny Chesney. If I could play that song on repeat, I would. And I just love Luke Combs. And if it's not Luke Combs, I'm like, that sucks. But I don't know. I like Noah Khan better than Zach Bryan. And I don't think Zach Bryan's bad. I'm just very confused where the...

Why are tickets to his concerts over $600? I think he's just doing... He's doing a really good job of being, like, in the public eye of pop culture. By dating Brianna Chicken Fry? Yeah, but I don't even think it was intentional, to be honest. But he's doing now, all of a sudden, a really good job. Because now dating Brianna, he got arrested. So true. He's now, like... I don't know...

how he's managed to fill up like stadiums all of a sudden but he's also now like filling up stadiums but i think that's like kind of bad thing because i kind of don't see him now as like a legitimate country singer i see him as like like kind of like stupid tiktok man like dating these like tiktok stars like he seems like like less famous yeah to me i one i'm not into country that that much

But I didn't really know who he was until the beginning of the summer. Right. But knowing who he was... When did you discover him? Well, something in the orange was big last year or something. Yeah. See, I know that song in revival, but I wouldn't have been able to put two and two together. I just don't think he has that much legitimacy as a singer to me in my brain because he's just kind of trendy on TikTok. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just like...

shooting the shit i'm gonna get a lot of like dude you're gonna get the his like i don't dislike his music by the way because i'm gonna like use it use it in a tiktok i was gonna be like i thought you didn't like zach bryan i like his music it's not bad it's good i'm just confused where the like tickets are six hundred dollars my luke holmes tickets were 160 for two shows why are zach bryan's tickets six hundred dollars yeah i'm just like i'm

I'm just confused. Yeah, it's putting it up with Drake and who else has been expensive. I'm just confused how that occurred where as a nation, we made him the number one singer. I missed that announcement that we were all obsessed with Zach Bryan. I don't know. It confuses me. I also saw this thing that made me

um want to throw up for brianna chicken fry like i don't know how she lives or anyone that dates a singer because his music you obviously record it earlier so there's these songs about like terrible breakups and like missing his ex-girlfriend and like his wonderful relationships that aren't about her because like these songs have been in the works how do you listen to a song if your boyfriend's like a songwriter and it's like straight up just about his ex-girlfriend

Wouldn't that make you want to puke? Yes and no, because I feel like at the same time, they have to be kind of dramatic with creating art, basically. Yeah, that's what... My boyfriend didn't really get it either, but I was like, that would... I just... It would make me... I feel like it'd be hard to listen to music about... Oh yeah, definitely it's not the most comfortable thing. About...

you're it's like if your boyfriend had a diary about your ex and you are like love notes to their ex and you were just reading them yeah you know it's weird definitely weird so yeah i saw tiktok about it how like how is brown and chicken fry not like screaming crying throwing up like i i would die and i was like oh my god that's so true yeah it's such a crazy relationship

yeah i mean like literally pop off for her no one that's a thousand percent pop off for her one thousand that's crazy insane but i don't really have much other pop culture shit to talk about me neither joe jonas and his wife's divorce is really crazy i follow it through the toast i don't know enough information but like i feel like joe jonas is kind of being an asshole and that's really upsetting because i love the jonas brothers and i don't know

It's really upsetting that they're getting divorced. Yeah. I guess we can work our way into our weekend recap. Yeah. So I spent my weekend fairly chill, except we had a date together Saturday. But most of my weekend, my boyfriend's mom and stepdad were in town. So I was doing the whole meet the mom things. I think I did well. We went to Topgolf first, though. Oh, we did go to Topgolf. Yeah, we went to Topgolf.

Real quick. I forgot we went to Topgolf. Yeah, which was a lot of fun. And I've been kind of dreading going to Topgolf. It was Wednesday, right? Was it? Yeah, because I went to dance on Thursday. Wednesday. We went all the girls to Topgolf. Oh, yeah, because the fucking fantasy football draft was Wednesday. So the boys weren't around. They couldn't come. So we did girls only. But I've been dreading going to Topgolf because I just didn't know if I was actually going to enjoy it or not. Topgolf was so fun. And I had so much fun. And it was only $16 for how long were we there? Hour and a half. Yeah, that's not bad at all.

Next time we're going to have to go on a double date, but... It's only expensive when you eat and drink. Yeah. Because food there is expensive and drinks are expensive. Anything you do that involves drinking is so expensive. Yeah, but even if you... Like, yeah. If we all did, like, even just, like, one drink a person. Like, if you're going ham on apps and drinks, you're going to spend a fucking...

Yeah. But if we all just played an hour and a half games on one drink, what we're going to spend 30 bucks a person. It's not going to be expensive. Well, not a person. 60 bucks for the men. Dude. Oh my God. If we were there by ourselves and drinking, we probably would've got a good amount of free drinks.

That guy that came up to us? Oh, yeah. One of the workers guys came up to us at Topgolf and gave us a weird look. He was like, ladies, if you don't mind me asking, keep in mind we've been here for an hour at this point. So he's obviously been just observing us anyways. So then he finally comes over and he goes, ladies, I don't mean to ask or pry, but I'm just curious. You guys are all very attractive women. What is the purpose of you guys being here together as a group?

And we'd all just kind of look around and we're like, we're just friends. He's like, no, not coworkers, nothing else. And we're like,

Not really sure what you're trying to imply here, sir. But no, we're just friends. And when he walked away, I was like, I said to everyone, I was like, fuck, we really should have taken up the opportunity to really fuck with this guy right now and said, like, we're all sister wives or something. No, we're all dating. Like, we should have really taken that opportunity. Like, no, sister wives. We all have the same man. Yeah. Like, he sounded so shocked that we were just there as friends. Yeah. We don't look like we're in work attire or anything.

We're clearly just here. We're just here vibing. It's very strange. It's definitely just... He just wanted an opening line and that was the first thing he thought of. Yeah. Because then after that... So we got like two apps, Chips and Salsa and then Queso. And that ended up getting taken off the bill. So like they...

of our food. So I'm like, if we drink, I bet you I got at least something. Yeah. I'm really down to go again. And I'd rather like that'd be fun to drink, like get one or two drinks of Topgolf. Yeah. Which speaking of, we need to do that on a weekend, avoid the bars because it's so fucking hot. Yeah. The next two. So after the next two weekends. Yeah. So Topgolf was really fun with the girls. Lots of girls time. Yeah. I love it. A lot of girls time. I love it. Eat it up. I love it.

I love it. I love that shit. And then, so now, Friday. Are we doing Friday now? Yeah, I didn't do much on Thursday. I went to dance. You went to your boyfriend's? I went to my boyfriend's house, hung out, because he works from home once a week. So all the times he works home once a week, I'll go over early.

Swaggy. Yeah, so Friday I went to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. Went to Matt's El Rancho. Really good Mexican food place here in Austin. Nothing crazy. Is it the best food you've ever had? No, but it's just good. And the drinks get you

Were you drinking? No, only on Saturday. And I knew... I didn't drink all of last weekend and I didn't want to drink this past weekend either, but, like, the vibes were high. So I drank on Saturday. But I knew I wasn't going to drink at dinner because when I drove and the drinks there get you messed up. And I'm, like, meeting his mom. I'm like, if I have a margarita there, I'm going to be drunk. Like...

literally like half of it i'm gonna be done like so i was like i'm not drinking there because that's just i just would rather not be drunk like right upon meeting your mother she had like half her drink and i was like oh my god i'm drunk i was like yeah it do be like that sometimes that does happen very few select places here in austin texas that the drinks are very strong i'm like the this is one of those one of those places where half a margarita will

do you do you solid yeah so i was like okay i'm really glad i didn't drink it also would have been me which i guess would have been fine because if she was drunk too could have let it pass but yeah i was like i knew it was not a good good idea to order a mario girls i've been like slurring my words in this chair over fucking dinner um and then we just run around east um to revelry and then white horse to watch like live music and

Yeah, just chill vibes. Chill vibes. Yeah, I kind of do the same. I wanted to avoid literally going anywhere near downtown on Friday night. So one of our one of my friends mentioned to me last week that Whole Foods, I'm sure it's every Whole Foods. It is probably. Yeah, right.

that does $1 oysters on Fridays. So I was like, full send. I've been really wanting oysters and wine at home. So we went to Whole Foods when he got out of work and picked up a bunch of oysters, a sushi roll, shrimp cocktail, and then the key to my heart, some Buffalo Tenders oysters.

and wine. So we brought that all back to my house. We made a nice big display. We had to cut them open and I had to buy like one of the, like the little things to break open the oysters. And I was stabbing myself. Look at my hand. I like,

like a little like because i was going really good so good i don't know why having oysters at home like weirds me out yeah i don't know well they were from um massachusetts so i like knew i was like i want to make sure i know where these are from i want to go to an oyster place yeah because i like when we dude i want to go to clark's which speaking of when we were at whole foods checking out the bag lady was like oh my god like oysters so fun have you been to clark's and we were like

no not yet i've been to perla's and i've been to bill's oysters and she goes you need to go to clark's and you need to go for brunch and get the um oysters for brunch and i'm like i've never thought of doing that before but that sounds awesome do it i want to do it so bad do it so we're gonna do it maybe we can do it this weekend and out of town fuck next weekend damn it you're out of town no last weekend oh yeah i have two weekends oh cool yeah

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So, we got those, brought them back, had the wine, didn't even finish the whole bottle of wine, and we were just listening to music on the balcony, and then watched a movie and went to bed very early night. I had a fairly early night? I don't know what time I ended up going to bed. I'm not sure. But then, Saturday, um...

I woke up, played some pickleball because parents had never played. So tore it up on the court. Did you play it at his apartment? Yeah. Yeah. They finally reopened the courts. They were closed for a while. Very inconvenient. Did they like renovate them or something? I don't know.

Paint them? They look exactly the same. They look the same? Speaking of painting pickleball, my neighbors at home painted their driveway a pickleball court. That's sick. So I'm going to go. My house back home, like next to my house back home, we have like a basketball court. My family should do that. Like literally they just temporary painted their driveway a fucking pickleball court. That's sick. I know. I'm going to use it. Dude, wait. Actually, I'm going to tell my mom to do that because that's a great way for my mom to like hang out with her friends during the week. Yeah. Play pickleball. We played pickleball.

Such a good... I love being active on the weekend. Yeah, me too. I love it. Saturday morning only, though. I did it Sunday and Saturday. See? I mean, if I'm not too hungover, I could probably do it Sunday, but I just need at least one day where I'm rotting. I think it just... During the week. See, but I really did rot Sunday. It was only like an hour of my day. Yeah. But anyways, I think I just realized... Wait, to be fair, I went on a walk Sunday morning, too. What am I saying? Yeah. I think for me, it was finding that fine line between like...

You're not punishing yourself for being bad on the weekend by having to do movement. It's just like you're being a sack of potatoes eating shit. So it feels really good.

To move. Yeah. Like, my body, like, feels so good after. So, did some pickleball and then went in the pool. I got such a tan. The sun was sunny. I know. I haven't been laying out at all. The sun was for real sunny. I need to do that next weekend. I hope I get a tan in Miami. I mean, obviously, I'm probably going to. But went in the pool, chilled, and then...

I left to hang out with you and the girlies. Yeah, I kind of did like the same thing during the day. We went to the gym, went on a walk, which I was like dreading the walk I was going on with him after the gym because we've been doing this thing where we work out a lifetime downtown. Does he have a guest pass? Yeah. So I don't know how many he has during the month, but the first time I went with him, they didn't even check me in. So it didn't use up his guest pass. So we were like, oh, you can come again with me. And we're like, oh.

pull sign let's do it and i did like an arm workout and i was like kind of already like full of all my workouts for the week like i already did arm so i was like i just like don't feel like doing this again so i was just like aimlessly like running around using every machine and then i went and sat in the sauna for like 20 minutes while he was still working out and then we went on a walk but i was dreading the walk because it was so hot it was like peak heat it was like one in the afternoon and

And we were walking. And then that's when I just got home and started getting ready. Because I was like, fuck this. I just have to get ready at... When did we leave? Four? We left at like four. Four, yeah. Which we've been doing a girls' drink on the weekend at least once, whether it's Friday, Saturday, just like a girls' drink before we go out anywhere. Because it feels so good just catching up with the girls before being in such like a crazy environment. Because you can't really do that with the girls at a bar. And I feel like if...

If we were to kind of just like let that go and only ever hang out with the girls like in drunk, gross, sweaty, loud environments, I feel like we wouldn't be as close friends. Yeah, exactly. And there's so many places we want to go that aren't where we're going to bring boyfriends. No, fuck that. Like, like maybe bring a boyfriend on like a date, but like we're not gonna be able to all the boys. Yeah, we're not gonna bring all the guys to the yeah, like we can't say in trip balls like meet us at lovebirds. Yeah, no, no, fuck off. Yeah.

No, it was just like not the vibe. And it's like we took Instagram pictures. Like, I don't know. Just being girls. Yes. Just like being girls, enjoying girl time. I went to Codependent Coffee and Cocktails downtown on 2nd Street. Really good spot. I loved my drink. We used to go there like a good amount to work and get coffee or drinks. I know.

And we hadn't in so long. And I've always known that they do coffee during the day, but then at night it turns into a nice speakeasy vibe type bar. It's not a speakeasy because it's very known, but it just gives that vibe. It's like a lounge. Lounge. Quiet. Yeah, the lounge. Yeah. And we got drinks and just sat around a table and got...

cheese board and little peppers yeah it was really good the drink was really good i need to go back and work there more yeah i'm always working at like i go work at coffee shops and i kind of just forgot that that was an option it gets packed though it does get packed it gets very backed but when it's nicer outside and people actually sit outside things will be more it's hard to work at coffee shops these days because all the outdoor seating is empty and the inside everyone's stuffed in there everyone's like stuffed in there on top of each other yeah

But really good spot. And then we went to our friend's apartment for a little pregame. Nice apartment. Dude, yeah. He just moved in downtown to like a new place with his brother. And it was kind of like his like opening weekend pregame thing. So there was like a good amount of people there. But we were the first ones to get there, which keep in mind, we literally went to go get drinks to not be the first ones to get there. And we get there when the first ones are like 5.

And there was no alcohol there. And I was pissed because I knew we were going to be there for a while. And I was like, fuck, I don't want to lose my little buzz I have going on. So the only thing there was was tequila.

I took a few shots. When I told myself I'm done doing shots, I'm pretty sure I said this in the podcast last week. I'm like, I'm not doing shots anymore. Like my hangover was so bad last weekend. And then come around this weekend and I'm... But I did do baby shots. Imagine if I did full shots every time. Oh my God, I would be way more on my ass than what I was on Saturday. So me and a few of the girls were just doing baby shots with shot glasses. So like one third full of shots.

the shot glass and just doing those and i was like okay i'm fine we were just licking the teen whatever having fun with that but then i was like you know what i need to get out of here because i need to stop doing these shots i'm too much of a baby for shots like i have to be so in the right mood and i was like that i'm just happy the tequila was cold very true if the tequila was room temp i think i would have thrown off over thrown over thrown up over the balcony gross imagine walking down the street and someone's vomit hits you i think you get arrested yeah probably

I think that's a crime. It was disgusting. This was an accident. Wait, guys. So another funny thing about the whole balcony thing is we're upstairs just kind of vibing. I'm like, oh, we got to leave soon. Like, we got to walk over to the bars. And Taylor goes, walk? We need to get a pedicab. We need to get an Uber. And I pull Taylor over to the- I was like, can we take a pedicab?

I pull Taylor over to the window. I go, Taylor, you can see the bars. They're literally right there. And she's convinced they're so far. She's like, nope, that's so far. Like, we can't do it. By the time we get down to the lobby and get outside the door, we literally have to go over two blocks. Like, one block to the right. Two blocks too far. And then one block across the street. I was like, we're literally here. And she was like, yeah, you're right. It's actually much closer than I thought it would be. I did not want to walk. Like, I was like, well, why not?

bike why not yeah which it was football like um west six is like the football street of all streets to be drinking on has every bar that we said like has fucking football so we're meeting up with our friends at buford's which is like the ut bar and the line is literally wrapped around the corner but luckily we knew the bouncer so he just let us know we knew the people in the front

Well, Liv knew the bouncer, made eye contact with him. The girls in the front were like, come in line with us. And we just got in line with them. Yeah. Which, when we did get into the line, he didn't even end up IDing me. Yeah, I know. He was like, oh, yeah, I know you. Don't worry. I'm like, yeah, I was kind of hoping you were not...

Sneak us in. It was so freaking packed. Yeah. I wanted to die. Yeah, I knew right away we got over to... So there's like, what? Probably within the bar on the first floor, there's five bars? On the first floor? Yeah. Yeah.

Out front, middle, four bars. Okay, so there's four bars. There's like three up top. Yeah. So we went to the very first one when you first walk in and it is in the beaming sun. And I knew right away, like the line to get drinks is going to be so long. So I got myself a shot.

And I got myself a drink. Or no, I got a double. I got a double ranch water. Because I went back and ended up doing that. So I got a double ranch water. I'm like, fuck it. Double ranch water. Like, I want to get drunk. Everyone's probably already drunk. They've been here since like three. And I got my double ranch water. And everyone else got shots and a drink. It was taking forever. I got a Corona. Yeah, it was taking forever for everyone to get their drinks.

And when I saw you got that Corona, I was like, fuck yeah. I think she's going to drink later. She's going to slow or ease herself into it. Yeah. Yeah. I still didn't drink that much. I had five drinks. Yeah. But it did the job. Yeah. It definitely did the job. It did the job. But I was like solid. Because then I also went back and saw like when I finally left, I was going back to hang out with Jonah's parents. Yeah. I was like, no. I might smell like booze though. I was like.

I'm really drunk bro But yeah so we were just hanging out there And I was literally sweating tits so bad Like my entire body was Drenched in sweat So I just kind of let the idea go To all my friends like hey guys What do we think about leaving And everyone was like yeah let's do it I was the most sober Everyone else was kind of on their own But at that point I really That first drink had long gone weird off So I really only had the one beer

And I was like, let's leave. And everyone's like, oh, we can go to parlor inside. But they were like, oh, my God, it's packed. I was like, guys, Bull and Bull? And...

Ethan's like, this is, this is, you're full of great ideas. It's the best idea you've ever had. And I was like, Jason said that too. He was like, Oh my God, that's great. I was like, I know, I know, I know. I was like, that, that's what happens when I'm the most sober one around. I was like, I'm thinking with logic here, people usually when we go to bowling ball, it's dead, quiet, empty. We get there. It's actually bumping full AC though. There were some seats, amazing.

It was bumping, but not to the point that you were, like, hating your life. Yes. It was fine. There was lots of AC. And we had about, like, 15 of us, like, big crew with us. So we got, like, a majority of them to come with us to Bull and Bull. And then the rest of the squad we kind of, like, lost. But we were there for a while. I think I had, like, two drinks while we were there. Same. I do.

chef's kiss chef's kiss so fucking good that's the best Aperol Spritz I've had it's very yummy it's delicious which one of my girlfriends will always say like no like literally no Aperol Spritz compares to the one I made you I'm like girl how like

This one here at Bowling Ball is beyond better than anyone I've ever made. So it was good. And then we went all the way back over to Buford's because we were trying to find our friends that we ended up losing. Yeah, but they thought the sun was down, so it was a little bit nicer. Big time better. Yeah. It was way better. It was still hot, but without that blaring sun, it really did it. Yeah, and then...

You said you were going to go home like 10 times. Dude, because I was going to go home. I said that I was going to go home like 10 times, which my boyfriend said he was like, I want to leave. None of my friends are here. So I'm like, okay, one second. I'm like in a conversation, like a deep fucking conversation with one of my friends about like his crazy ass ex, which I did a story time on TikTok about it. And I'm in a deep conversation about that.

And then I didn't realize how long the conversation had probably been going because he, like, then looked at me again. He was like, come on, let's go. And I'm like, oh, my God, like, hold on. Like, this conversation's hooted. Because I just, like, I don't know what it is, but I've realized, like, girlfriends or exes, like, like, girls, like, are really threatening. Why can't, I know, but why can't I just have guy friends and then, like, the girlfriend not get so pressed about it? I don't know. I feel like that's, like, the struggle of just having...

Well, I mean, I guess I have a lot of girlfriends and guy friends, but it's just... You said, why can't you have guy friends without your boyfriend being... No, no. Sorry. The girlfriends being pissed. Oh. But one of them's an ex. Does that make any sense? Yeah. I feel like I just made no fucking sense. So with the ex situation, I don't think she's pissed. I think she's more so... Not pissed. She just wants to insert herself to stay relevant in... Yeah, that's what a lot of people said. Yeah, like you just want to be like...

in the like close to them like still be in the drama you just want to you just want attention yeah it's not really like being pissed and then other girls like they're probably just threatened by you maybe yeah i mean well that has like a lot of that has a lot of history to it of like in the sense she's dated another one of our guy friends and shit didn't go very well but that also had nothing to do with you i know

That's what I was saying last night. That was a me problem. Dude, my friend... So my friend called me last night because I blocked this girl because she was so mean. More to Taylor than to me. It was my issue because she was dating someone that I used to hook up with. Yes. And so I blocked her because she had been stalking my stories and I saw that she was viewing my stories but not following me. And I'm like, I don't need her like...

seeing and like trolling on like shit that we're posting so I was like I'm just gonna block her and then I didn't realize now she's dating one of our other guy friends and so I posted my guy friend on my story and she couldn't see it on her boyfriend's story because her boyfriend reposted it so then he called me on Sunday night and was like what's going on and I explained everything to him and he was like oh

well like give her a second chance I'm like I guess I mean it just has like nothing to do yeah like it doesn't really have anything to do with me either yeah like more so me than you but also it's irrelevant like I just don't know relevant but yeah I just feel like I've been getting in like the middle of relationships for no reason homewrecker I know fuck just living breathing fuck

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I would say let's recap our Sundays, but I feel like that's today's episode. Yeah, Sunday is literally today's episode. Because football.

Which I am going to be honest, starting this entire segment out of just talking about boyfriends and football, I have never understood why so many girls on social media complain about this.

until this past weekend i would just like to preface that my issue started on thursday so there was thursday football because that's the other thing it's on all day sunday and monday and thursday okay can we like take a break for a little bit in saturday but college it never fucking ends okay

So like I just want to preface this before, we are not anti-sports. I love a good football day. Yeah. An appropriate amount. Okay. An appropriate amount. Just prefacing that. I'm not anti-sports and I'm literally going to have to contain myself because I'll get so angry. So on Thursday, I like FaceTime my boyfriend to say goodnight and he doesn't answer. He's like football. I'm sorry. Are you playing?

Are you on the field? You didn't tell me. Or do they know that you're watching? Like, the players on the field are like, oh, like, so-and-so is watching right now. I need to play better. And then it's like, I have to watch. I'm like, oh, is it a Rams game? You know, the team that you like? No, but I have players on my fantasy team. Okay. I'm just going to, like... You're not actually coaching them. You don't need to watch the footage. Like, the points occur. No matter what. And, like, go into your app and whatever.

if you watch. Like, you are not actually the coach. I don't know if you guys need to, like, play this in the car with your boyfriend. I'll repeat it so you can turn it up and, like, so they get to watch. You don't actually coach the team and they don't know you exist, nor do those people care about you. So I'm just letting you know if you're a girlfriend, you know, put this on for you to take the hit. So bizarre. And how about this? If you like football so much, play outside in the grass. Pick up another hobby. Get

real football team. Literally. Do you know how much money do people pay to be in these drafts? In fantasy leagues? A lot. Yeah. Like, buy me a gift or something. Yeah. Dude, the things I would do for that money to go elsewhere? I'm kidding. I don't even think he's betting that much. How many leagues is he in? That's a question I don't know. One? Three. Oh. Even worse. Yeah.

I'm like also surprised that his phone battery didn't die from the amount of time he had his phone screen open just refreshing his fucking fantasy football app. I'm like, why is your phone still battery on? I want that fucking phone to die. And then it like the seven hours of commercial free football. They just switch games. How do they also get it? So it's like on four squares. Oh, that's not how mine was.

the way I was watching it, it would just switch games every, like, two minutes. Yeah, well, he was watching just... Yeah, I guess it was also like that, but then he was also watching it on his computer sometimes, but also refreshing on his phone. But some people I saw on TikTok have four squares of four different games going on in each corner, and I'm like, my ADHD could never do that. No, no, you're not okay. Just pick one. No. No.

No, I literally don't understand how it's possible. Just pick one. It's like they're teams you don't even fucking care about. And okay, here's the thing with football for me at least is like I like going to the games where I like watching them if it's the playoffs. And I know, oh my God, bandwagon fam, like, okay, whatever. That's fine. I've never played football, so I don't care as much about it. But you know, like when someone like they played a sport growing up, so they have more passion for it. My boyfriend didn't even play football, so I don't even know where his passion for football is coming from. An athletic ass. Yeah.

Stop. No. Because like hockey, like I can understand like the passion for that.

But, like, I don't know. I can understand enjoying it. I do. I get it. I don't understand enjoying it to the extent that you're okay with watching it for 12 hours. Yeah. Why don't you just follow, like, your couple teams? Or it's just on in the background. Or you're okay with checking the score when you're out. Why are we doing so much? I also, I'm like, you really just love watching these grown men run around in tights. Like, why?

oh my god like i'm like why like buying these jerseys with their name on it like watching them run around in like tights like no it's so funny you know that tiktok trend of like the red dress tiktok trend that's what i'm envisioning is like them at the bars in their jerseys all broing it up with their with their beers but like the red dress tiktok we'll make that yes but i'm like

It's just insane. And then I was getting people, I was getting the men really annoyed because, and they were trying to make points against me, but I was still agreeing with them. One, I think they're paid an absurd amount and I know it brings in a lot of money, but I'm sorry. They can still make a lot of money. Like Joe Burrow's contract is like a five year, like $200 million salary. Fucking nutty. You could half his salary and still be a hundred million dollars, which is more than enough money.

you can divide it in quarters really do you know what you could do with a hundred million dollars like you could like like these cities that are running like rampant with like crime and homelessness and like starving children and like all the stuff and it's like 200 million dollars you could literally take that 100 million dollars and do i don't know so much i was so much i would quit my job and just like travel the world but you can do so much for like your city that you're

team is representing you could literally do so much like our tax dollars that pay for all this shit like you could just pay for it the nfl could just pay for it why not and you could still keep half your money and everyone would still be rich yeah what were the boys saying they were like but they put their life on the line do you see that they're they're they like getting concussions oh god

Oh, my God. And then I was like, you guys don't think this is at all rigged? And I'm not just saying football. I'm saying all professional sports, but mainly the higher earning ones. You're telling me this billions of dollar business is not a little bit rigged? There's no way. Oh, 1,000%. And they're like, you watch the Love Island stuff and you think that's not rigged? I'm like, obviously reality shows a little set up too. I'm not saying that play-by-play, tackle-by-tackle

It's rigged. But you're telling me at the start of the season they don't have a little bit of an inkling of who's going to Super Bowl? Yeah. No chance. Probably not right now, maybe. But like down the road. I don't trust that any business with that amount of money, like we're talking stupid money, stupid influence, like this like runs the country. You're telling me there's not

Like, refs aren't calling certain things. Well, not right now, but definitely not, like, in the playoffs. I don't think there's any way, like, refs aren't calling things. People aren't paid to have, like, better or bad games. Like, I don't – I just find it hard to believe that everything else with so much money is so corrupt that the amount of money in football –

I there's no way that it's not a little bit a little bit at least. Yeah, I agree. I've said that before and like everything like and they're like, oh, then I'm like in the NBA like anything where there's that amount of money because NBA is really high earning to yeah, like anything where there's that amount of money. There has to be some some stuff. Yeah.

I just think it's crazy. Like, I think, like, as a nation, we've let it get too far. And this is all stemmed from our boyfriend's addictions of just watching football. I've had one NFL Sunday. And I'm over it. Dude, you are fed up. You are, like... No, I'm over it. You're fed up. I told you today I, like, really wanted to speak about it. Okay, so my thing... Okay, my thing with this whole thing is, like, I just, like, I'm not getting any attention. Oh, that too. And, like, that's, like, my thing. And...

Sunday morning, I... We had a wholesome morning. We went on a walk. We went to Trader Joe's. We got a coffee. And then he's like rushing Trader Joe's. He's like, we need to get home. He's like, first game's at 11. First game's at 11. We need to be quick. Hurry up. We're like in the frozen aisle. He's like, make it quick. Go get your avocados. I was like, oh my god.

And I was like, can I go? It's supposed to be fun. Like, why are you rushing me? Dude, and I... Which, actually, no, we didn't even get coffee. I was like, oh, can I go get Starbucks? He goes, dude, we don't have time. I was like, you're right. I'll just get one at home. He's like, save your money. We're going to Florida. I was like, we don't have time. His new thing, his new thing with me is that when I want to go spend money on, like, something, like, small, like Starbucks, he's like, we're going to Florida and to save your money. You just want to get home to football. Yeah.

And, like, um...

What was I going to say? Oh, the no attention. You could literally be like shaking your tits in their face and they'd be like, no, I literally was. They'd be like, I you're in the way. No, you're blocking the game. Taylor. I'm not even kidding. I tried everything. I literally did this. I literally, he's going to listen to this and know like everything I was trying. I was doing like stupid games. I was like, oh, so can we play a game right now? He's like, sure. What do you want to play Sam? And I'm like, okay. And I asked him a question. I go, okay. Like if you had a house, cottage and apartment,

anywhere in the country where would you put them and like we played he answered his and then it was at the end he goes so i said it all i said all mine he goes so where do you want your apartment i go literally just said i want my apartment i just went on a whole tangent about mine and he asked me where do you want i go i literally just said it

I was like, you know what? This draws the line. I'm not picking it. And it makes it worse, too. You know how sometimes I get into my really ADHD, crazy, feral moods where I'm... All the time? Dude, I'm like... I can't stop. I'm a fucking hamster on a hamster wheel just spinning in my brain. So I arrived to his house around 11.30 that morning because I went home to bring my groceries away. And I warned him when I got in there. And I go, I'm like...

I'm like having one of those moments where I just like have a lot of energy. Do you know that TikTok video that goes, I'm having one of those moments. I'm having one of those moments. I'm having one of those moments. Dude, literally that was me. And I was like, I just have so much energy right now. Like, what do you want to go do? He goes, football's on. I go, okay. So then I find, I kind of like calm down a little bit. I was like, okay, like fine. And then I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, I'm hungry. I'm hungry. What do I do? And I'm like, I got to eat some food. I go, can we go get lunch? He goes, I'm getting cans. Oh my God.

I'm like, okay, okay, Zeke Kitchen. He goes, we got to go to Kane's, though. I'm like, what are we doing? He was like, I was thinking you would pick everything up. I was like, oh, no, you don't. No, you don't think I'm picking everything up. We're going together. I go, and you know what makes it even better? You're driving. And he was like, no, I'm not driving. And I was like.

Yeah, you are. He couldn't be on his phone for the 15 minutes we were in the car. We went to the Canes drive-thru, and I'm like, why is the Canes drive-thru so long? He goes, it's Sunday football, Sam. Everyone gets Canes on Sunday football. The way you're imitating his voice sounds like he's holding you hostage. He kind of was. I was like, bro, can we go do something? He's like, no. Canes and get home. And then he dropped me off to go get the Canes.

Or he dropped me off in the parking lot to go get my Ziki kitchen because I ordered that for pickup, which Cane's and Ziki are right next door to each other. And he's like, hurry up. I'm like running over to the pickup. I'm actually like running through this parking lot like crying. Yeah, basically. Like you walk in your order's not ready. You're like, you don't understand. I need it now. He's waiting for me.

He's going to listen to this and be like, Sam, what the fuck? It was probably the simplest interaction. No, it's so simple. No, but I know you're... It's the underlying tone. No, it's the underlying tone, right? The amount of times he told me to hurry up with everything I was doing on Sunday. No, I can't. I, on Sunday, the amount of times I'd be like, look at this video. And I'm like half playing a TikTok. It's like halfway done. And I realized like... He's not looking. And I'm like... I did that with one of my videos I made. I made one and I was like, look it. He goes...

He looks away and I go, did you see it? He goes, yeah. I go, no, you fucking didn't. Also, what I find funny, well, I ordered my own food on Uber Eats. He didn't eat dinner last night. He said he just wasn't hungry. I'm like, I think you were just too engulfed in the football. Dude, our boys are going to lose weight because they're going to forget to eat. This is a national emergency.

okay every single time he's ever dropped me off it was nine o'clock like on the dot every single time he's ever dropped me off he always comes in he always comes in because he's like just always comes in like every single time okay i think we're gonna come in he's like i'm just gonna drop you off like you're probably gonna go to sleep anyways

left like in the Sunday night game was still going on and I was like I was okay with it because I was like I am gonna go to sleep but like he always comes in for a little bit he's like I'm just gonna drop you off you're probably gonna go to bed I'm like what is going on you gotta get back for the game

And, like, dude, when I'm hungover, I'm, like, ravenously hungry. Are you the same way? I told you. I woke up on Sunday, like, so unwell. Yeah, you were going to pass out. Taylor texted me Sunday morning. Hadn't eaten, like, yet, and I was already in breakfast. She goes, I'm literally going to have a panic attack in this car. I need to eat. I'm like, girl, praise you, because I had that. It could not be me. Yeah, it was 12 o'clock, and I hadn't eaten anything yet, and I was in the car, like, borderline panic attack. Dude, yeah. So, I...

Like, I just need to, like, eat a lot when I'm hungover. Like, I don't know what it is. Like, I just... The alcohol just makes me really... Not... Yeah. But, like, you know what I'm saying. People probably relate. And so I'm, like, three hours had gone by since I had lunch. And I'm looking at him. I'm like, I'm hungry again. He goes, oh. He goes, oh. What do you want to do? I go, can we go out to eat? Can we leave for a little bit? We've been sitting on this couch since 11 in the morning. It's literally 6 p.m.

funniest episode i know by a month dude i fucking hate football like they were like it's starting what do you mean it's starting it's 7 p.m we've been sitting here since 11 they're like the night game it's starting it started at 11 so yeah like i was so hungry and it was sick and he was like i just i don't have a plan he's like i can make you he was like i can make you corn dogs i can make you

I can make you cauliflower gnocchi. I was like, dude, I'm like hungover and I'm craving like greasy like tacos or something. I need a minute. Dude. So like, I'm like, you know what? I'm leaving. He has these traitorous corn dogs that he won't shut up about. So I go home.

And I make myself dinner. And then I'm sitting there and it's like, it's 630. And I'm like, I know I'm going to want ice cream later because I mentioned all day how I want to go get delights and I want delights. Like, I literally... You're like 10 hours of football. God forbid you have...

I just want to go get ice cream. God damn it. Fuck. So whatever. I finished eating. Who fucking calls me? Who's ringing up my phone after I'm done eating at my house? My boyfriend. You came here and went back? I came all the way back here to make some dinner because I knew I was craving something specific and I made it. And...

I sat on the couch after eating and my phone starts ringing. I'm like, oh my God, who the fuck is this? It's my boyfriend. And I answer it. I'm like, hey. He goes, what are you doing? And I'm like, sitting on the couch. I just ate. He was like, I have an idea. Because he had plans on maybe going to the bars and meeting the boys out at the bars for the night game.

And he goes, I'm not going to go to the bar anymore for the night game. I'm just going to chill here. So I know you said you wanted to go to Delights. So if you want to go to get Delights, I'll do that with you. And I got really excited. I was like, oh my god, yes! Let's go get ice cream. So I hop back in my car, bring Mac with me. I grabbed a pop cup out of the freezer because I knew Mac would love his pop cup in the back of the car. And he actually asked, he goes, are you going to bring Mac? And I go, no. You barely give me attention.

And if I bring my dog, I'm barely even going to get any attention because you give Mac all the attention. So I was like, I'm not bringing Mac. But I ended up folding and bringing Mac because whatever. And then I get to his house and he goes, all right, like, let's watch this game for a little bit more and then we'll go get the ice cream. And I just sat on the couch in silence, like.

I thought we were going to get my ice cream. And I thought that's what we were doing. And I had to wait until halftime of that game to go get my fucking ice cream. Alexa, play murder on my mind.

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Visit wonderfulpistachios.com to learn more. Oh, I had another point about football in my notes that I forgot to bring up. But this is something that I was also having a hard time with. And I mean, like, men just don't get it. I was like, you can clearly tell this game was set up by a man. Because, okay, how are there two LA teams? And like, why do they almost have the same logo?

What? And it's like for sports in general, you can tell sports were made by men because they just don't make sense. Like, are we doing cities or are we doing states? Dude, that's how I feel with the Boston sports. It fucking overcomplicates me so much. Like, are we doing states get a team or cities getting a team? You need to decide.

Why does LA have two teams? Why does New York have two teams? What the fuck is going on? Do you know how many cities are there in the country? Spread them out. That's how I feel with the New England Patriots. And then we have the Boston Bruins, the Boston Red Sox, the Boston Celtics. Yeah. Like what is New England Patriots? I don't, I don't know who,

set this up? Like, why doesn't Vermont have a fucking football team? Why doesn't Maine have a football team? It just doesn't make sense. Like, why are there two LA teams and their logos are almost the same and they're the same colors? Yeah. What the fuck? Like, this is so made by men. Like, this makes no sense. Yeah. No, I don't get it. It makes literally no sense. I'm like, women would have this, like, like, it would make sense. The mascots would, like,

make sense for the city which some do like miami dolphins that makes sense but like they don't all make sense no like what's a and if every city is gonna get a sport why doesn't austin texas have anything it just doesn't make sense like clearly this whole sports thing was coded by men and i just wanted to like put that out there because it makes no sense yeah well anyways to end up my sunday night which was like so horrible um we then end up going to get

The ice cream. And keep in mind, I had been driving not all day because keep in mind. No, but we're, that's a far. That's far. Yeah, but like, so I drove to go get the groceries in the morning to go like, I had just been doing the driving all day. So I'm like, can you drive to go get ice cream? And he's like, I guess. Because he wants to watch on his phone. Yeah. And I was like, can you drive? So he drove, he drove my car because Mac is crazy.

Whatever, fine. If I have Mac with me, I don't care because I don't want the dog hair or whatever. So he drove my car and then we're driving in the car and at every light he's just checking. I'm like, stop it. Not the distracted driving. Dude, not even kidding. We go into Whole Foods.

Because, like I said, we went to Whole Foods to get Olipops and a few other things of groceries. Because when you go to Trader Joe's, you can't get everything. So I needed cottage cheese and Olipops and a few other things. But I was going to get those few other things. But then he looks at me and goes, can we make this quick? You motherfucker.

I was like, I'm done. You know what I want this week? I want to go home. I'm going to throw in the cottage cheese in his face. Yeah. I was like, what the fuck is that meme? Or not the meme. The voice. You're done. You're done. You're done. That's how I felt. Yeah. I was like, you're done. I was saying all day how I wanted a sweet treat. I was like, I just want to go get a sweet treat. Dude. I was like, we're sitting here all day. All I want to do is get a sweet treat. That's all I want to do. Then we're leaving. He's like, you still want to get a sweet treat? But it was just like...

Like, you both have to be, like... Like, I need mutual excitement for the endeavor. Yeah, right? He was, like, dreading it. Like, now I'm not gonna make you go drive me to get ice cream. It's fine. But, like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, I'm gonna need a little pep in your step. I'm not gonna force you to go get a donut with me. Dude, I low-key feel bad for this episode because they're gonna think that they're, like... People are gonna think... Or they're gonna think that people think that we think they're shitty. Which they're not. We're, like... No, they're not shitty footballers. It's joking banter, like...

I'm being like a little bit dramatic, but not really. Everyone gets pissed at their boyfriend. And I also like wasn't like, like, like I wasn't avidly pissed. I mean, like I was like, this is just ridiculous. And the fact that it's like never going to end until February is stressful. So this is why we're problem solving with our Sundays. Yeah. Well, I like figured out a good routine and I would have stayed there longer. But like I said, he had like his parents here. So I feel like I needed to go back. I didn't know what their plan was.

I just make full use of his apartment amenities and had myself a workout right on the treadmill. Like, I think I'm just going to if you're not going to give me attention, then I'm having a me day. Yeah, I'm I'm the same way. So first of all, I thought us girls were going to go get brunch that morning because we had discussed it and like no one really answered in the group. And I was like, what's the move? What do we do when I want to rot together?

Everyone just was rotting on their own, unfortunately. Individual rot. Yeah, mutual rot. So I'm rotting with my boyfriend. You're rotting with your boyfriend. And I just think all the way up, we've got to figure out when the first game starts every weekend. I already looked. Next Sunday, 1230. So we have until 1230 to hang out with our boyfriends. Okay? Yeah.

Now, I'm going to give him a little ultimatum throughout the day. Okay, from 1230 to the last game, we need to go to a restaurant, get food, be out in the civil environment, not locked in your little dungeon of a living room, get food, and have there be a TV there so you can watch it. Or if you're going to want to watch at home, you need to supply drinks and snacks and treats. Yeah.

Yeah, but no like my age. She can't sit so you know, I can't do it Yeah, I can't do the whole day but like I would like to be like Here's the thing and I think people I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea I would love to like like I said say I'm a thing I'm like, oh my god, like should I just like be like NFL like hosts to the Moses? Like I would love to be that wife. That's like hosting the sports nights like making all the dips like wearing like a cute outfit like doing the whole setup and

For like one game on a Sunday. Not for a 12-hour shift. Like, you know, like the game that's the most important to you, like your team. Yeah. Yeah, I'll watch it with you. You know, be supportive, girlfriend. Wear a t-shirt.

zone in i don't need to be there for 11 hours yeah oh i like i'll watch the patriots one maybe if he's lucky but i this past saturday i was just fed up with football that i mean and like show me the hot guys like i love watching an eagles game because i love my man yeah i travis kelsey's hurt but i would like love watching him everyone likes a joe burrow game yeah like i

at least there's hot guys on the tv and guess what the guess what your punishment for making me sit through all of this is i will tell you that i think what guys i think are hot yeah there we go i think see i don't even know if like snacks and drinks are the like the thing that i need i think i just need like i'm a blabbermouth i talk i just need you to like engage a little bit with me like if you're not gonna engage with me like i'm talking to the fucking wall yeah i think i'm gonna read a

yeah i think i'm gonna read a lot of books but i agree like i just want to be like can you just look at this tiktok and laugh at it like you're not missing anything yeah i should have brought my laptop though because i could have done a lot of my work that i did today yesterday yeah that is true too like i feel like i can do a lot on sundays

Yeah. I don't know. I just need to be better prepared because that was not what I was expecting it to be. I just don't understand why we need to sit and watch every single minute of every single game. And I don't want to go to the bars and watch it because a lot of our friends went to the bars. They went to West to watch. I'm like, how are you at the bars on a Sunday right now? I just want a little bit less intensity over this football. I also want, how you're saying he was checking at the red lights. I would love someone... Someone has to have done a study on this. Does the amount of...

accidents related to looking at your phone go up during football season i feel like every man is like driving and like checking the fucking score yeah like refreshing their fantasy thing because like guys don't really use their phone but like they'd be on their phone looking at football so i just wonder if phone related car accidents increase during football season

Let me know if any of you like did your paper on that in college. Oh my God, dude, that'd be like a kind of like a interesting like college. People are always like being like, I feel like if I say something, I'll get comments all the time. Like I wrote my paper on this. Like people really be writing their thesis. People be smart out here. Yeah. They just like write their thesis on really cool things. So just let me know if anyone knows anything about that. But it's really like, and they're going to, after this episode, I'm going to get loads of questions being like, when's my turn to come on? And.

you know, defend myself. Yeah. This is, I mean, the second episode he's going to be listening to, and of course the second ever episode he's ever going to listen to is fully about him and how un-boyfriend-y he was to me. I'm not a very needy girlfriend, but I want your attention when I'm talking. Yeah. That sounded like a threat. Yeah.

But watch out. If I show you a fucking TikTok, you better fucking watch it. Yeah. And laugh. Or say, that looks like a really good restaurant, babe. We should go there. Yeah. Oh, another thing he does is sure instead of yes. I'm like, you need to stop doing that. I can't with the sure. Sure. I'm going to cut their TV cord. Oh, my God. There was a spectrum problem.

Spectrum Mobile guy out front the other day. I should have told him to cut the wires. Get it with the baseball bat. Except I think it's his roommate's TV. Which also, are you going to get football jerseys?

Dude, they're so expensive. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I saw this really, I showed him this TikTok. This lady, lady, I don't know why I said that. She wasn't like an older lady. But Abercrombie has these super cute NFL shirts. They're men's, but they're super cute. I want to get a jersey though. Yeah, no, those two. But like these were really cute shirts.

And this girl was like, hey guys, they're like $50 shirts and like $90 crewnecks. She was like, I know these NFL like collab Abercrombie shirts are a little pricey, but if your man is going to make you like sit on the couch and watch 12 hours of football, tell him that the least he can fucking do is buy you one of these really cute shirts from Abercrombie. And I showed it to him. I'm like, and mind you, the whole thing says Abercrombie times NFL. So he's not potentially, he's like, where do I get that? Oh my God. Abercrombie. Did you watch the video? No.

He didn't. He didn't do... I'm like, it literally says Abercrombie everywhere. The worst. No, like, genuinely, I could... I don't even know. Like, five beautifully stunning, like, hot naked girls can walk into the room and he... No, dude, I was... I don't even know. I was literally crawling over him. Like, I was crawling up him and, like, being like a monkey on him. Like, I said I do. Like, but, like, times ten on purpose. Yeah.

Didn't even care. He was like pushing my head to one way, to the other, to the other. And I was like, no, no, no. He's like, no, Sam, like get out of the way. Like, hold on. I'm like, no, just hug me. It's so, it's so bad. It's so bad. Yeah. They're literally like, I don't know. Like, why don't you just go play football? Yeah. And like he has a pool table.

Like in his living room now too. Is that too loud though? No. So here's the thing. We were playing pool together during one of the games because I was like, I want to do something. He's like, all right, let's play pool. So we were playing pool. If I even stand remotely in front of the TV while we're playing pool, he like is like, get out of the way. But I'm like, I'm not noticing that I'm doing this. I'm not doing it on purpose. But then towards the end of the games, I started doing it on purpose. But what are you missing? Literally. Yeah.

Your TV has rewind. Also, it has the volume. Just listen. Just listen. And how long is a football game? Two hours. Actually, it's the radio. Football game is two hours, hour and a half long. Something important is happening for five minutes total. Yeah. So much of it is nothing. Any sport. So much of a sport is nothing. Really. Just watch the highlights. Do they still do this? Just watch the highlights. Oh, my God. You know what I used to be super big on when I was younger? Because I don't know if this is still a thing that...

Like Nesson like top 10. Is that still a thing? Do you know what I'm talking about? Oh my God. Like me and my brothers when we were younger. The top 10 plays of the. Yeah. The week. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Like Nesson. Does they do they still do that? I don't know what Nesson is.

It's like a sports channel. Maybe, but channels might vary. I wonder if that's like... I don't know. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm saying I don't know what it is. Yeah, well, they would do like top 10 plays of the week. It'd be like sick baseball catches or sick football catches or sick football tackles. I'm like, why can't you just watch that at the end of the week? Why do you need to watch all this football? Just watch the Nesson top 10. And they love to compare it to like...

but you watch love island but you like the kardashians i'm like yeah and if you walked in front of the tv when i was watching love island i wouldn't be like get out the way say something important or like oh i'm sorry we need to go run an errand i can pause it come back yeah pick up where i left off oh we're watching it but you have to leave at 9 p.m like espn yeah isn't nesson the same thing what's nesson nesson

Is Nesson not a thing? What is Nesson? Is it GT or Nesson? Oh, New England Sports. Oh, fuck. Nesson is a New England sports network. See, there we go. Red Sox, Bruins, Patriots, Celtics. Okay. Fuck. My bad. All right, my New England people know.

Nesson. I'm like, I've never heard of that. But yeah, speaking of the fucking jerseys, I want to get a Patriots jersey because I really also do want to go to a game when I go back home and it would be nice to have the jersey. Your friends were on the field.

What? Oh, yeah. Yeah, our friends were on the field. That was crazy. That was crazy. But one of our friends has money money, so I can see that happening. Rich people. Yeah, rich people. Must be nice. Oh, you want to watch football so bad? Get us seats. Yeah, exactly. So I wanted to get the Tom Brady fucking jersey. $130. Gross. Get like a counterfeit one. What does that mean?

like like that's probably real like proceeds of that go to tom brady it's like for real yeah i was trying to look everywhere they don't they it's a retired jersey so that you can only you can only really get it on um like the nfl site because if you get it anywhere else some people are upselling it because tom brady retired jersey okay another thing for you guys to comment if you know places that give like kind of like fake jerseys not like literal nfl jerseys like fake ones

Help a girl out. Let us know. I want a college one for like college game days to run my school. Yeah, a UT one. We have to go to Walmart for that. No, I don't want a UT one. Oh. I want a Florida one. Oh. Because I don't have a team, so I'm just doing UT. Because I like...

like our friends were wearing like like riley was wearing her yeah school imagine if i wore lasalle university we don't even fucking have loser we don't even have football i'm gonna wrap the number one public school in the nation no but i yeah i'm like i want to wear like where i went to school like even if we're not at the bar where they're playing like because i think that's like hayley will wear um like an a&m jersey yeah like i think it's just cool to like wear it so i want to get one of those and then i want to get

Probably a Vikings jersey or a Dolphins jersey. Whatever I find. Yeah, I'm going to go to Walmart because they have like a whole UT jersey section. Or both because there's so many football days. Because if I get it now, I'll have them. It's not like I'm going to get rid of them. Exactly. I'll use them for years and years. Exactly. That's how I feel about the Tom Brady jersey. Oh, what am I saying? I'm going home. I wonder if my... I can finagle a jersey. Mm-hmm.

Someone has to have one that I can have. Yeah. I might have a Dolphins jersey. No, I have a Vikings jersey at home, I think. Guys, problem solved. Gotta raid my childhood closet. I know, I could just steal my brother's. My brother's... Yeah. Last time I went home, I got a Panthers jersey. I know for a fact I have Bruins jerseys at home. But... Football jerseys? I don't know if someone has to have a UF one, too. Yeah. Steal. Anyways, go into my family member's closets and take their stuff. Yeah, do you have anything else you want to say about fucking football? Um...

I just want to point out something really funny. My note just said this, and I'll leave you guys on this note. Men used to go to war, and now they play fantasy football. Go build a house or something. Literally. They'd be punching walls when someone doesn't make a football catch. Why did you write, when do you think you make best decisions? Oh, that was just notes to save. I didn't think about it. Oh. It was like, so when we were walking to Bull and Bull, I was like, I'm sober, so I make the best decisions. And then, I think it was Ethan or...

It was Alex. It was Alex. He was like, I find when I'm drunk, maybe I make better decisions. I was like, I don't know. He's like, that's a great debate for the podcast. Yeah. No, but it is true, though. Like, I feel like in the sense of drunk, you're more likely to do something. Yeah. But we were saying, I think drunk, I make the best food decisions. Yeah. Yeah.

sober i make the best logic decisions but yeah we're just having he was like the good debate just do it i forgot that it's a combined note and you can see what i wrote yeah i were you i was like what is she talking about over there no yeah i just was a little writing it down but yeah that's basically our football i'm gonna have to go debrief my boyfriend on this whole episode so that he knows and he's prepared for it and just be like yo just so you know this episode's basically about you and how you didn't give me any attention all sunday

And I'm not here for it. And he, he quote for quote, after I got home, he like texted me and goes, good night. Like whatever. We'll have a more productive Sunday next Sunday. I'm like, yeah. Okay. He goes, Oh, quit with the sass. I was like, no, no,

I'm kind of pissed that Sunday, like, Sunday we're having a family day at my house. I'm going to Miami next weekend. And I was kind of confirming with my family. I'm like, because I'm kind of trying to make a jam-packed itinerary. So I was like, Sunday is, like, everyone cool would, like, hang out, family day, pool. And they were like, yeah, yeah, we'll, like, watch football on the TV. And I was like, don't worry. When we go to Miami, we're going to watch football on Sunday. Yeah. Not the whole fucking day. But we will partake in football watching. So don't stress. Yep.

this was the funniest episode no it was hilarious like i almost peed my pants i literally was crying i hope you guys i hope you guys find it as funny as we found it funny yeah maybe like that wasn't funny i think it was me too

Anyways, guys. We'll see you in the next one. Till then. Bye, guys. Bye. This is Below Decks Captain Lee. Listen to my new podcast, Salty with Captain Lee. Don't you mean our podcast? Yeah, I guess I do. Anyhow, listen to Salty with Captain Lee, co-hosted by my assistant, Sam.

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