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Hey guys, welcome back to another episode. I'm Taylor and I'm Sam. We are gonna be talking about something we're actually insanely passionate about today Yes, it's been like on topic all week and we've kind of waited to really go in on it this week Yeah, and really not even all week but since we
Have been on the internet. And been prevalent people on the internet. I feel like this is almost. Once a day. I think we see something online. And think like oh my god. You are so unwell. Online haters. It's almost like the people that are so unwell. Should listen to last week's episode. Because they probably need to manage their mental health. And they probably need that episode. Quick little pop of the ollie pop. Yeah.
If you're watching on YouTube, which we have a new YouTube set up, check it out. Sam's Olipop just exploded. That's the clickbait. Sam just squirted everywhere. Yep. Dude, you need to try this. Guys, the Olipop banana cream tastes just like a banana Laffy Taffy. That's good, but I don't know if I could drink a whole can of it. Dude, it's so good.
I was trying to figure out too like what the taste was for a while and I was like it's some candy from when I was a kid it's reminding me of my childhood I like banana flavored things a lot and it tastes good it's just I don't know if I could drink it yeah but I'm a huge fan but it's gonna take me a while to drink because my fucking tummy is upset we'll definitely tell everyone about that later I know uh when we start to recap our life but we have some new things going on yes we do
We wanted to switch up the show a little bit, so we added some new segments in. Yeah, we added segments. We got such a good, positive, like,
feedback from you guys which we realized the submission thing never went on to the podcast instagram but i did get a lot of dms from you guys i don't know if you can if you agree like you got like a bunch of dms of girls just saying what they really liked i had a lot of girls say that they're like oh geez and how they think it's so cool that we've transformed and like they feel like they're growing with us which i think is really cool because like
it's true we have a whole audience of people that have stuck around since the very beginning so you guys are watching us grow and you're growing with us yeah and it's cool to how do i put this like at the end of the day this is basically like a business and like where i think of other podcasts that have been around for like five plus years six years seven years eight years and it's like we really haven't been doing this long and i feel like it's like
Changing seems so stressful, but no one gets it right first try. You kind of need to fall into your groove, and I think we finally fell into our groove. So just stay tuned for next week's episode because it's going to get... We just found ourselves. We found ourselves, 1000%. Yeah, and it feels nice to be secure and kind of just really happy. And what we're putting out is really genuine. So to start this little...
Yeah, one thing about us.
So we each give our little one thing about me, something we learned during the week, something we learned we loved during the week, something, you know, staying true to our roots of being better people, living our best life, living as that girl, living as that bitch. Just like one thing about me. And to kick it off, I would like to say that this week.
One thing about me is that I like getting dressed up to work from home. You do? Today, I was working all day and I literally threw on like an outfit, like threw on like a bodysuit and jeans. You did? I did. Like to just be in an outfit. I put on makeup. I obviously knew we were recording the podcast today, but the other day I put on jeans too. And it's like, I went to get coffee. I went to the grocery store and it's like, I feel like sometimes I don't want to like
Oh, it's just a grocery store. Like, why do I need to get dressed? But it's like, it feels good to be walking around in public in real nice clothes. And like, I do take Zoom meetings and obviously they can't see my pants. But like, just being looking presentable. Like, I talk with a lot of people on my computer. And one thing about me is I really like getting dressed up to be literally just around the house, especially filming content too. Yeah. I have more desire to be on camera if I'm just a little bit.
A little bit dressed. So that's one thing about me is I will literally put on the bodysuit and jeans to sit at my desk. Yeah. My one thing about me is that I realized I love being the planner. I love it so much. I love planning things, but it comes to a certain extent where I got to put myself first.
100%. You don't have to tell me twice. Because this summer was so chaotic, guys. As you guys know, if you've been listening to every episode, I have been planning boat after boat after boat after pregame, after event. Literally so much for our friends to just have a good time, have a fun time. But don't get me wrong. I put myself in this position to do it. I love doing it. But it comes to the point where it's like I got to put myself first. And I notice a lot of times, or at least I feel like I get in my head of, oh...
Sam, you're inviting everyone, you're texting everyone, but why aren't they doing it back for you? And then it's like, okay, Sam...
maybe they're just kind of like using you for making all the plans i don't know maybe i'm just in my head but i just realized i'm gonna put myself first and i've like someone's not gonna constantly reach out to me to make plans like i'm not gonna put in all that effort like friendships go 50 50 100 but i i do think there's definitely like slight in your headness oh yeah 1000 i think as like now like being so busy and stuff like before i almost understood like
Why aren't people doing this? Like, why aren't so many people reaching out? It's like everyone's schedules, especially this age are like so busy. And I think like having a little bit of like the time, like on our hands of like working from home, like when we like didn't really have like work, like other people do when we have like other friends that are like fucking like night shifts and like this and that it's like so hard to like make plans. And also some people it's, it's genuinely just in their personality trait. Like I feel like everyone, every friend group has a,
Me. And, like, that's just, like, how it is. And... I think it's just more in the sense of, like, last week when we were talking about, like...
everyone was like, we have a group chat for a reason and everyone's texting me out of the group chat about what the plan is. And I'm like, bro, I don't know. Can you answer in the group chat? Yeah. Well, that's weird. And I'm like, it just like, it gives me such anxiety. I'm like, and if you're, if you can't go, like just say you can't go. So that way I can like kind of knock you off the list of like, okay, like they're not around. Yeah. No. A million plans lately have just stressing me out a million percent. And I fell off this boat.
of wanting to be the planner literally my senior year of high school. Like, cause I like literally felt, and it stuck with me, like literally sense of like, I just don't, I just don't want to deal with people's nonsense. Like I've, I feel like I've been in that position where like it would,
Like, I was the planner, like, in my high school friend group because it was, like, things were, like, at my house and I'd get so fucking annoyed because people wouldn't answer or, like, not communicate or blah, blah, blah or, like, do communication outside. And I literally, like, ever since then, I'm just, like, I... It's just not... I can't. Like, I just don't... Like, it's actually, like, big, big things. But I do think in a friend group, like, there are just...
planners like and that's not necessarily people like not wanting to hang out with you or like not wanting to see you it's just like
the reality of some people's personalities i just kind of have to voice it because i know 100 there's gonna be people listening to this that are gonna relate and be like holy fuck like i relate to that i'm always making the plans and no one is doing the same for me reaching out and making plans 100 so i don't know you can obviously get in your head with it and that's just how i've been this week so with that being said going into this fall with the football season and everything rolling around i'm taking a step back from the planning i'm gonna lay low like
Do my thing. I have a boyfriend now. So like. I can literally just like. Hang out with him. And just like. See where like. The invites come left and right. And like. Yeah. I feel like that will also. Kind of help me realize. Like who actually is like. My friend. And who's not. Like. Who's gonna like. Stick around. You know. Very true. I also think too. Like you're also like. Really like extroverted. Like you really like. To be out doing things. And like some people like.
like me for example like not that like i couldn't care less to see my friends but like like you enjoy like a midweek plan yeah i literally like it's it's kind of like an inconvenience in my schedule like love my friends but it's like i like want to read my book like that's just like me you know what i mean yeah like so for like someone like me who's like i like to recharge alone versus i like to recharge with a group it's like i wouldn't reach out because it's like
That could wait till Saturday. Like, I just can't. Like, that's not top of mind because my mind is like, we like alone. Yeah. I'm the opposite. Yeah. Like, you like... Like, a group dinner recharges you versus a group dinner, like, really drains me. And that's, like, also the difference in people. Yeah. Which I guess is, like, good why we live together because...
Like I don't have to like text you and ask you and be like, yo, like let's go get food. Cause then you'd be like, Oh, I don't fucking want to. But like we lived together. So I see you all the time. Here's the difference. Like with you though, like there's some friends where it's like, maybe it's just cause we live together. Being with you doesn't feel like hanging out with someone. I don't know how to explain it. Like, like going to dinner with you is like,
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into our favorites of the week into our favorites of the week my favorite of the week is a tv show that i have been obsessed with it was a favorite of the weekend i binged it all day sunday i've been binging it all the time not during the week but on the weekends like i'm i'm literally obsessed i got my boyfriend hooked 9-1-1 guys this show i don't know why i think it's the best show of all time i'd watch it in clips on tiktok like clips of a show and
And I'd watch so many clips and go to the part two and go to the part three. And I was like, you know, the show is on Hulu. Like, you don't need to watch this episode through these reposted TikTok clips. Because then I watched one and then they'd get recommended because I like the show. And I was like, okay, it's getting ridiculous that you're watching these clips on your phone when you straight up can stream the show. So I started watching the show instead of fucking clips of it on TikTok and
And it's so good. It's about first responders. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. I don't even know how to put it into words. Like, it kind of gives, like, kind of like true crime, but it's not real. It's just, like, if you like, like, crime stuff and it's very, like, intense and there's, like, cool things, you know, like, earthquake, plane crash because they're firefighters. Are they all different episodes? What do you mean? Like, is it all different? Yeah, so... Or is it an episode going into another episode? So, it's all one storyline. So, like, each first responder does have their own personal, like...
But that's really like... Some of it's important, but some of it's like really not. Like you can kind of not pay attention because like what I like it for is like the emergency situation they're in. And then it'll cut to like whatever drama is that like...
their house or whatever that's like a big deal but you could like there's some stuff where i'm like oh i miss that i didn't really pay attention but like it's not that complicated did you ever watch hawaii 5-0 no but it's probably like that dude yeah like hawaii 5-0 was so good and i don't know if they still make new seasons but i used to binge that with my parents yeah at home i think i'm gonna go through a little rabbit hole of shows similar uh i don't
I already watched some of Grey's Anatomy, but it's way too long and I didn't really like it. So I won't watch that. But like doctor shows, like emergency responder shows. Yeah. I just really like them. Definitely a little cheesy, but I'm obsessed. And I thought I was forcing like my boyfriend to watch it. And I was like, oh, you're into it? He's like, yeah, it's good. I'm like, good. Yeah. I'm literally addicted to this fucking TV show. Yeah. I guess my favorites of the week. I have like so many different ones, but...
I was going to say a TV show, but I'm going to go a different realm. And my favorites of the week is making frozen cocktails at home. That's a good one. I know. I have been loving it. On Friday before date night, I made a frozen espresso martini. And then Saturday before our boat day, I made a frozen Aperol Spritz. And they're so good. Like, I don't know what it is about making a cocktail at home, like, but making it.
A little bit more extra work. Like, I enjoy it. And I kind of want to get, like, a full-on bar cart and, like, all the dried fruit for, like, the garnishing and just, like, a bunch of other cool glasses and stuff because it's, like, not a hobby, but, like... I think it's fair to say it's a hobby because you like to cook. It's just so fun, yeah. You like to make things in the kitchen. Yeah, it's fun. And that's a hobby. I'd say making, like, bartending is a hobby. I just need to have a little bit more patience with making the...
dried fruit garnish because I air fried it for like 20 minutes because it says you can do that online. Like if you don't have time to dehydrate, like you can do the air fry, but it just wasn't the same. So I think next week or actually maybe on Friday, I'll do the dehydrating process. Do it like...
Like, do it now right after this. You know what I mean? Like, do it on a random... I would have to go to the store, though. But, like, when you're not even thinking about making cocktails... Yeah. Like, do it and then keep them. Yeah. You should get, like, a once-a-week bartending job at a place that makes nice cocktails. Dude, that'd be sick. I feel like you would love it. No, okay, so there's this one guy on TikTok. I don't remember what his name is, but I was literally... The only reason I came across him was because I was typing in frozen cocktails at home...
And his page popped up and he's a bartender. And he has this whole bartending like set up at his house. And his whole channel is just like making drinks. I'm like, this is so cool. Like I want to start doing like a new drink once a week on my TikTok just for fun. Like shits and giggles. And he was making like mocktails and stuff. And I'm like, I can like make one for like dinner or something. We have that mocktail book, which all you would have to do is.
I know. Put alcohol in it or don't put alcohol in it. No, yeah. Some of them I would... I want to get like a mocktail. You could just add tequila. Like a spirit or something. Yeah, I feel like a mocktail book is good because you can always add tequila. Yeah. Whereas it's sometimes hard in a cocktail book to... Yeah. ...remove alcohol. Yeah. You can add tequila or vodka to anything. Yeah, people were like literally taking like Olipops and like...
making them into mocktails. I'm like, I don't know. I'm going to get fancy with it. I have a ginger lemon lollipop that someone literally was like, do you like it? And I was like, that's my least favorite flavor, but I think it would be good with alcohol. Yeah. No, that's so true. Sometimes you drink something that's not alcoholic and you're like, oh, this reminds me of alcohol. What was I drinking the other day? I can't remember.
I can't remember what it was, but I was like, ew, this reminds me of, like, alcohol. Making drinks is really fun. I think that could be a fun, like, that's a good Friday night thing. That's what I'm saying. Like, so every Friday now we're going, like, on a date night, like, before, like, if we... Because I want to try to avoid going to the bars. Yeah. So I'm like, let's do a late night, like, dinner reservation. So, like, as long as, like, if the girls aren't doing anything, like, me and him are just going to, like, go somewhere. But I'm like, I can make a cocktail when I'm getting ready every time. Yeah, I think I might... I think I really like that. Yeah. Even, like...
My date night yesterday was at home, but it's like making it anyway. Yeah. I might follow up on that idea. It was nice. Cute.
next up what else do you have to talk about oh this is gonna be fun we freaking love pop culture and talking about things so much we gossip so much about what's on the internet about what's in real life and we want to talk about it with you because we also get dms like i get to get like what do you think about this what do you think about this like tiktok trends and stuff yeah and i don't really have anywhere to voice it
and i don't like voicing it on apps because there's comment sections and you guys can't comment yeah shit so i mean unless we take the clips and put it on tiktok then yeah but then i'm asking for it literally then i'm asking for it and it's not kind of unwarranted um so we want to talk about breaking news that could use a better title yeah definitely like shit that's going on yeah well
We'll brainstorm that. But for right now, we'll call it breaking news tentatively. I know. I feel like I'm channeled like News 7 or something. Literally. If you guys have any ideas, you know what to do. Yeah. So there's some things going around. I want to talk about one of them because it's really top of mind and it's something we have written down and it's like a big thing. Justin Bieber going to Hailey Bieber's road launch party. I have seen so many videos about Justin and Hailey. Like people are convinced it's like the worst marriage of all time. Yeah.
And I can kind of see it. Yeah. Okay. I'm happy you're on the same page. I agree. Because like he looks miserable, bro. Okay. So here's my thoughts. I was listening to gals on the go and they were actually, no, yes, that's what I was listening to. And they were talking about this and they actually gave a different opinion, which I was kind of shocked. Um, but that's what's so fun about talking about this is like hearing people's things. Um,
I was like, I think that's so disrespectful. If you didn't see, Hailey Bieber had this road launch party. She was dressed so cute. Justin Bieber was in Crocs, socks, a sweatshirt, and sweatshorts. And I know his brand is dressing in that kind of comfy style. But there's a difference between looking put together in a tracksuit and looking like you just rolled out of bed. Yeah. And...
people were saying like that it's just good that he came or like so supportive i'm like okay the bare minimum your husband came to your brand party that's not and he's kind of not that justin bieber's like washed up but like what is he doing he's on a tour like you know what i mean he's not i don't think he's recording music like what is he really doing right now yeah nothing what do you mean like oh that's so great that he even came yeah i
That's okay, but I wouldn't want my boyfriend to come and
If they're gonna look like they hate being there. Yeah. And I'm obviously like didn't really see much content of him actually there besides like his outfit and like him getting out of the car. And he... Do you see the way he like directed Hayley? He was like, just go. He like mouthed like, just go. And then she like kind of like ignored it and just like walked off. But I'm like, they just don't look happy together in public. They don't. My... Have you seen the clip from a while ago where he like closes the door on her? No. They're getting in a car and he just like shuts the door on her. It's crazy. But...
I actually and I know this is the hottest take of all time. I feel really really bad for Haley Bieber like everyone just fucking do shit on her shits and shits on this girl. Is she cringe from how much like she used to be obsessed with Justin Bieber and people like oh she's a stalker like okay maybe but like I love Justin Bieber too like and she just happened to marry him like.
I don't know. Like, who the fuck cares? Like, and everyone just rakes on this girl. And I feel so bad. And sorry, it's jealousy. She's fucking beautiful and married to Justin Bieber and successful. You literally wish, like, you wish that was you. I wish it was me. Like, why are you just ragging on this girl? It's like, it's like, so like in my head, just like misogynistic. Like, why are you just like ragging on this beautiful, successful girl? Like, yeah.
Hello, queen. Like, I'm sorry. Like, I think it's so dumb. And I would be so pissed if my boyfriend came to something that was special to me dressed like a fucking slob. Dude, and I don't know if they're like censoring their comment sections, but if you look at Justin's like Instagram post, did you see his Instagram post that he posted? No. So it's just a picture of them two.
at Krispy Kreme getting donuts after the after the event that was like a homeless man dude I know and he goes baby girl with the road like Krispy Kreme strawberry glaze like that's all he says and everyone in the comment sections like guys give him a break he's being so supportive like he posted this like blah blah blah wait wait look at how fucking bad these photos are like when you swipe
Like, look at the quality of that. Justin Bieber posted that. No. No. No, like, you're telling me, like, the quality of these photos. He couldn't have been like, hey, babe, will you send me, like, a good high-quality photo for me to repost? First of all, he didn't even probably post that. Someone else probably did. Probably. But I'm like, and then also, you didn't take a single photo at the event? No. He could have at least, like, if he was going to do the sweatshirt thing.
a red sweatsuit you know match yeah like something that is like i am here with a purpose and some people also gave the benefit of the doubt they are just in a krispy kreme like a normal ass krispy kreme so okay they're not at like a gala they are simply in a krispy kreme like on the street of new york city so when you think about it like that it's like okay you don't really have to get dressed up to go to a krispy kreme it's a donut place but like red crocs like
you know like make it like make it known make it known that you're like caring they're being supportive at something that's big for and i know like to me it looks like this like you're justin bieber and you're like way yeah like you are like this is just your girlfriend's cute little side hustle and i'm showing up like no like you should be like proud to be there she wouldn't come to one of your things dressed like a fucking slob dude never
She would be dressed to the nines. And like I said, I get the whole sweatsuit thing is like his style. But Kim Kardashian wears like spandex and like joggers and stuff too. But she doesn't look like a slob. Like you can wear a nice... Yeah. He could have just worn a red sweatsuit. Yeah, I agree. I think it's disrespectful. It just doesn't look like the most like healthy relationship out there. No, 100%. I mean like... You know what's so funny? What? Like online haters are unwell. I know and we're hating so hard. Hating online. But...
I think there's a distinction between commentary on celebrity and, like, being a troll. Oh, yeah. Because, like, I don't hate any of these people. No. I love Justin Bieber. It's just gossip. I love Justin Bieber. I like Hailey Bieber. I agree. I'm just, like, honestly giving you publicity. Anyways. Is that the last you got of the rant of Justin and Hailey? Yeah. I would love to talk about the ozempic usage right now. I would love to, too, because my opinion changed. What is your opinion? Well...
I think as long as you're open and honest with what you're doing, I like that. And I think doing quick things to lose, like, 5, 10 pounds is annoying. But I listened to The Toast. As you guys know, I frequently listen. And she was obviously on Ozempic. Like, it's so obvious. And, like, she finally posted a thing talking about her journey on Ozempic. And, like, the episode was really, really good. And, like, listening to her talk about it was, like...
It like kind of shifted my perspective because it was really just like emotional and like really raw and really real. And as someone who was like never struggled with being overweight, I think it's hard for me to be like, like you shouldn't use this. Because again, it's not like a celebrity just being like, I want to lose 10 pounds and get like a Kim Kardashian just getting so sickly ill off of Zympic. See, that's the thing with that perspective of it. Right, right. Like someone being like having issues with their weight like for a while, like this is something you guys, I don't want to like put words in your mouth or say it wrong.
But like she was saying like her words, not mine, like she was living like
like obese like high beam like um like to the point where it was like gonna cause medical like medical issues and it's like hard and it's like she got prescribed it by her doctor and it's been like really really slow and steady over the last year and then you have to get off and then you have to maintain it you'll gain all the way back so it's like she's been going to the gym like but it's basically like would you rather start like working out is really hard would you rather start that at your heaviest or like get help to get thinner and then like it'll be easier and more motivating and
You guys would have to listen to her talk about it, but it was just like really I was like that. Yeah, the way she words that is like it was like it was a really good episode and it really like just kind of like she actually did an episode on their Patreon with their doctor, the doctor who prescribed it to her to talk about it. I want to listen to it, but it actually opened my eyes because I was like, I guess I'm like that's never been a position I was in. And I think like if I was in that position and there's like a safe drug that you can use to help.
Yeah, I think I agree with that. And I probably wouldn't have really like thought of it that way. But also at the same time, in the aspect of like there are I've seen a lot of people out on social media that aren't obese, aren't severely overweight, that may have like health issues down the road that are using it and are just kind of looking for that easy, quick and aren't even going to bother with the diet, aren't even going to bother with like the working out. And it's like.
How lazy can we be where we can't even like make the attempt to go to the gym, make the attempt to fix our diets? Like you're just jumping right into the quick fix. And it's obviously to a big problem with like all the doctors out there that are obviously allowing. Yeah, allowing it. So many people just be able to hop on it and like not put in the effort in the gym or with your diet. So that's the problem that I see with it. I agree. On the Internet. Yeah.
But obviously too, if you have a good doctor that's guiding you through it, then I see no problem. But if you're literally not doing anything about it, when you come off of it, it's going to be a smack in the face. You're going to gain it all back, especially a lot of things with
weight loss is so mental too yeah so mental so i think you like really need good solid guidance and support and like real help when you're like doing stuff like this and i think it's also just like doing something because it's trendy and like i said doing stuff like that like
Like, prescription drugs to lose, like, 10 pounds? Mm-hmm. No. Like, just to, like, be skinnier. It's kind of like what we talked about, like, a while ago. Like, people getting freaking lipo. Dude, I was literally... At such young ages... Just gonna say that. At such young ages... That pisses me off more. ...where you're just, like, doing all these quick weight loss things, and it's like, what the fuck are we doing? One, you looked fine. Like, what the hell? Like, you looked perfectly fine. And...
But in my head, it doesn't make me, like, have negative feeling toward those people. It more so kind of makes me sad of, like, this is really what, like, because of, like, the media and all this stuff. It's, like, beauty standards that are... This is what you're being pushed to do. Yeah, it's, like, they're creating such unrealistic, like, beauty standards. Yeah. There are so many influencers out there that have gone, like, the lipo, whatever. And I'm just, like, some of them are open about it, but they're open about it. They say it once. Yeah.
And then never again. So people have like all these like unrealistic beauty standards or like same thing with like the Ozempic unrealistic like weight loss goals and like, oh, it's a quick fix like
maybe they don't know that that individual took ozempic and they look at them like oh wow they were able to lose all this weight in such a short period of time like i can do that too and that's like not a healthy safe way to lose weight yeah and then those people on ozempic are gonna sell you a diet plan exactly tell you that that's it's all about being open for me like i don't care what you do but you've got to be open about it and you shouldn't persuade other people to do it like
you took ozempic you had a good experience like you just like telling everyone you know to get on it or being like yes it's perfect like everyone should do it like yeah be very like careful with what you're doing because it's literally like a prescription drug and also like literally just being open like as long as you're telling people what you're doing not that you owe it in the sense that another point she made on the thing was like
She didn't want to talk about it right away because the same way like if you're prescribed any other medication like it's not your job to like disclose your medical history on your podcast. And I was like great point like duh like you know you go to the doctor you don't need to disclose to everyone what they fucking gave you at the doctor. That's no one's business. But I think when you just to be a morally decent human being if you're having a very drastic physical transformation I think it's the right thing to do to tell people what you're doing. Yeah.
Because people get nosy and then they start making shit up. People, they start making shit up about you and like you just don't want to, I just think of like the 16 year old girls that are like having eating disorders because people are losing weight so fast online and they want to be them. And it's just like that's, I feel like if that can be avoided, we don't have to do it. We can just make it, no one needs to keep things a secret. I agree. Yeah.
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all of like beginning of like earlier in the week is that lady that messaged an old hookup from eight years ago have you seen that fuck i wish so wait i saw one thing about it but i don't know what you're okay so i'll kind of explain it for like anyone that hasn't seen it online but there's this girl that was just like super bored one day she was at like a little girl's like
Like, I don't know if they were getting food, drinks, whatever. And she jokingly was like, oh, my God, like, I'm going to message him, like, haven't talked to him in eight years, knowing that she's blocked on everything by him. Like, Instagram, Venmo, like, literally everything. She's blocked by him on everything. It's been eight years. So she reaches out to him after eight years and says just like, hey, like, why do you block me? Like, what are you doing? What are you up to? Like, the whole thing was just so dramatic. Yeah.
I mean, that's weird to do. It's definitely weird to do, but people took it to an extreme of like, I can't even fucking remember what people were making videos about it of, but they were just saying like, you know, I don't fucking know. I wish you watched it because then it would be easier for me to talk about it. Yeah, well, that's really weird to do. It is definitely weird.
But like she was at like a girls dinner Just like Just like joking around Like a bunch of girls They were probably just drunk Like a little drunk They were just like Oh my god I'm gonna do this Like thinking of nothing other than And she just posted on TikTok And it just blows up And at the end of the day Like if he's blocked it Like he'd probably just delete it Like it's not a big deal
It definitely is crazy, though, now that I'm thinking about it, that, like, she literally went on every inch to try to get in contact with him. Yeah, like, at the end of the day, like, it is just, like, harmless. Yeah. Like, oh, my God, he's married. Okay, like, she didn't have sex with him. I know. That's literally why, like, internet trolls or people that just, like, literally are unwell. Like, this poor girl just thought it was a funny joke, and people are making her seem like she's, like, the worst villain in the world. Unwell. Unwell.
should we do a little weekend recap fuck yeah cool so this weekend we both had date nights on friday which were really fun my date night consisted of staying home debated going out to dinner and i was like oh my god we can cook and chefed it up i made lobster pasta and i made cake and we drank wine like all from scratch it was really good and really yummy and then we watched a movie we watched girl in the shed it was really good it's about this girl that's kidnapped and kept in a shed for like
I forgot how long. It was like almost a year. Literally crazy. Like it was a really crazy story. 10 out of 10 recommend. It was really fucking good. And literally just chilled. Like the most chilled date night. Yeah, mine was kind of the opposite. Right. So my boyfriend loves Asian food. And like I'm the opposite of that. I love like either... I guess like Mexican is really good to go get or just American or...
Yeah, just ate. I'm just not the biggest fan of Asian food and I love also really spicy food and he doesn't like spicy food So we went to this place called wu chow downtown. We literally passed it the week before that Smelt the food while we were walking by and he was like, oh my god This place smells so good. Like we're literally going next week. So we ended up going And we get a bunch of food and keep in mind guys I don't remember if I talked about this last week, but I have not shit in like
I think at that point, like, four days. So I'm, like, freaking out that I'm going out to dinner, like, getting food. And we get so much fucking food. Did you see the leftovers? No. That we got? Yeah.
Two massive Chinese boxes of leftovers. Two massive ones. We got so much food. If you're going on a date there, it's kind of hard to get the proper serving size just because it comes out in so much food. We went there. Before that, we actually went to Bull & Bull, which is right next door. Bull & Bull, guys, is now our guy friend's favorite place to go because one, there's AC. It's indoors. There's a bunch of pool tables, so they're playing pool. I'm doing my own thing. I'm getting an Aperol Spritz. We met up with a bunch of our friends there.
and right now bull and bull is my favorite place to get an aperol spritz it's so good like puts me like gives me a nice buzz after like one and a half of them um but yeah so then we went got food and then we just came back and i had like a buzz throughout the entire time like it was just so fun like i love just roaming around downtown with my boyfriend like having a buzz and he didn't even drink too which was i was like haha sucks for you you gotta like
deal with me right now because I'm buzzed but um then we came back around I don't even know early on in the night and I knew Taylor had made some um dessert from her date and I told my boyfriend I'm like oh my god like there's dessert back there when we get back like I can't wait to try it so we came in and then we tried Taylor's dessert and went to bed that was pretty much it we did a nice slumber party
Cute. Which we can't do much in my house because he's allergic to the fucking cat. And everyone keeps saying like, oh guys, let him like the immunity like catch up to him for the cat. I'm trying, but he's also like so miserable. Like I feel bad. Like he has the worst runny nose, scratchy eyes. Like it's so bad. So I hope his immunity like slowly gets a little bit better, but I don't really know if it will.
But then Saturday was our big day. We had the boat, which was my last boat of the summer that I had planned. It was a 25-person, double-decker Pond.
pontoon boat that was going to Devil's Cove, which Devil's Cove is a little bit different than if you were on a barge. So if you go on the party barges, if it's 50 people boat, that ties up to like this massive island and it's only party barge boats. Whereas if you go on a smaller boat, like a wakeboard boat or a double-decker pontoon boat, you can go to Devil's Cove
And you can tie up with other boats, blare music. I just have realized doing it that way is so much more fun. Way more fun. Way more fun. You're more compact with your friends. So it's like you all are kind of forced to really hang out, really talk and party. Whereas on a party barge boat, there's so much space. And the speakers suck. Yeah.
The speakers suck. I could not see someone the whole time. Yeah. I'd be like, they were on the boat. Yeah. I literally... I didn't see them. Didn't see them. But yeah, so we had ourselves kind of like a morning, like being like wellness-y girlies. I went on a walk, got a coffee. And then...
Came back, got ready, and basically it was time to have our pregame. Yeah, I had a nice morning. I was like, this is how you stay on top of it. Like, went for a walk, drank my electrolytes, like, did my skincare. Like, really just, you know, really going in. Like, really prepping for a good day, drinking, like, a fuck ton of water. And I love that. I love having the morning to really, like, feel like I put enough good shit in my body that I'm, like, fueled for the day. And I hate when we start so early. Dude, I think going into next summer, I am going to say no to any boat that is before...
3 o'clock. Say less. We already talked about this from the beginning of the episode that I don't care to go to social gatherings. We had two boats this summer that the pregame started at 9 a.m. I think there was more than two. No, it was just genies in the 100-person one. Are you sure? Yeah. Maybe were they like 11? There were some that were like 11. Even like this one, like two? Yeah. Yeah. The later time slot boat. Yeah, no. I can't be doing 9 a.m. I can't. No. Because then it's like, oh, I'm going to come back and I am going to drink more.
Like, you're telling me from a boat from 11 to 3, I'm just going to come home, be drunk, and not go out? You're telling me I'm not going to drink? Yeah. Like, no. The fuck do you think this is? Like, I can't. I'm, like, having a good time. I'm not going to stop having a good time. So, like, knowing that I can, like, wait off on a boat and go out on a boat that's at 3 p.m.? Well, my issue with the early boats is food. Yeah, that too. How am I supposed to not...
You can't eat, like, the entire day. Dude, yeah. Because, like, I'm not hungry, but, like, we usually have breakfast around, like, 9, but I'm, like, I'm doing so much in the morning trying to get ready and all that shit, and I'm, like, that's so hard to eat. But keep in mind, I do eat, but it's just, like, I don't, like, I'm not, I don't know how to explain it. Like, I'm just not, like, in my routine. So hard to, like, have time to eat, and, like, then it's, like...
drinking in bikinis. Like it's hard to like, you got to pick something that's going to like digest good. Cause it's like, and there's no good bathrooms. You can't take shits on those bathrooms. So you got to prepare. Oh no, that's the worst bro. When we had the a hundred person boat and I had a coffee at the pregame and I was like, fuck, I need a shit.
And I was like, I had to go to the boys' bathroom. I was like, I'm going to the boys' bathroom to take a shit right now. And there's 100 people at this pregame. You really think I can get away with taking a shit in that bathroom with 100 people? No, couldn't. So that's another thing, too, that I don't like about it. I couldn't get my morning shit out. I shit in that house. You shit in that house? Yeah, I couldn't. I was stressing. Yeah, I have. I think that day, too. But...
Yeah, I really enjoyed our time on the boat. I thought it was so fun. Like, it was a really good time. It was a really good time, really good group of people. Yeah, which... I was a little nervous about this group of people just because majority of our guy friends said they couldn't come because of, like, fucking football. They love football. So then there was, like, another whole group of guys that came on the boat and...
That were like with one of our girlfriends boyfriend. And I'm like I always get nervous about guys like getting along. I know girls for the most part like can get along for a day. Like and if not and if you can't get along with another girl for the day like. Or at least don't pretend. Yeah. Yeah but like you know what I'm saying like guys sometimes are just like.
Well, because guys don't want other guys around. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're like, just dude fest. Yeah, dude fest, sausage fest. But luckily, every boat I've ever hosted has been 50-50 ratios. My guy friends can't complain.
Yeah. But then we ended up going out after the boat. Dude, can we talk about the Fetty ride back though? We were you on my Fetty back? Yeah. Oh, you were. We took one Fetty back. Oh, we did. Oh, OK. I didn't realize that. Yeah, we took one Fetty back. Dude.
That, Fetty rides are so fun when you're hammered. Yeah, the Fetty ride back was so fun. The girls were all in the front. The boys were in the back. We were, first of all, that Fetty driver was so like awesome. Paul, shout out Paul. He let, so Fettys will usually only let 15 people on. I think it, yeah. He let like almost 20 of us on. No, we were jammed in there for real. We were jammed back there. But we were like, please, please, please, please. Like, just let us come on.
Because we didn't have enough to order, too. Yeah. Come on. Just let us in. We were dancing, singing, having a ball. Really, it was so much fun. Dude, the videos I have on my phone, I'm panoramming the Fetty. And it's all the girls in the front singing, dancing, shaking ass. And it's just the boys in the back with their heads down, all drunk. Yeah, unwell. They're so unwell. But I was telling myself all day that I wasn't going out at night because...
Like I said, I hadn't shit in like at this point five days. And like my stomach, I texted you when we were on the fucking thing. I'm like sitting in the corner of the Fetty for like at least 15 minutes. Cause the ride's 45 minutes and I'm like sitting in the corner of the Fetty. And I'm like, Taylor, I'm so unwell. Like my stomach hurts so bad. And I can't remember what you said back, but I was like, I can't do this. Like I can't go out. Like, hi, hi. And I said, hi, Illy. Okay. I'm so uncomfy. And then I just said latchkey soon. I know. I know.
And you said, my tummy hurts. I said, ouchie. And you said, like, really bad. If I put a comfy outfit on, I can cum. And I said, yeah. And you said, but if not, I'm staying home. I go, literally so comfy. No cuteness. Ugly girl era. And you said, legit. No, like, I'm not even kidding. Because I was sitting in, like, fetal position in the corner for, like, 15 minutes trying to get my shit together. Because, like, no one, like...
You are so bloated and in so much pain that it feels like a massive balloon that you can pop with like a needle. That's how I felt sitting in that fetty. So once we got out of the fetty, I literally ran into our house and everyone came storming into the house with us. I'm like, fuck. I
Get out of my house. I'm like, no, like I, I have to go out now because everyone's in my house. And I literally made one comment. I'm like, I'm not going out. And everyone looked at me and was like, no, Sam, you're going out one drink, one drink. That's all it is. One drink. I really did only have one drink. And I'm like, you know what? Fine. One drink. Like, sure. Whatever. And I go and I look at all my friends. I'm like, you know what? But I'm going out in this and I'm literally wearing like a massive T-shirt with denim shorts. And my friends are like, okay, fine. I'm going to do the same. So they just swarm into my closet and they all take a bunch of T-shirts.
and then we start pre-gaming dancing around and i'm like okay fine now i actually have the energy my stomach feels a little bit better and we can go yeah it was fun just like we weren't there for long at all i literally had one drink and i was like i know i had so i had when i got there me and hayley got a shot i don't know what it is with me and hayley but every time we were like together at the bar dude she's like all right you get the shot i'll get the drink so like i bought the shots and then she got the drinks and then we just like
crossed over and like gave each other the shot slash drink and that's all I got the whole time I was there but bro I should not have had that shit like yeah I I went beer I went beer route and we were just like literally dancing on the table having a freaking ball dude can we talk about me disappearing for 45 minutes yeah and then Sam disappeared she said she's going to the bathroom and she never comes back dude I wish I did go to the bathroom and I was waiting in line holding my fucking vagina like oh my god like cross legs like I'm gonna piss my pants and that's when I see that girl come in
I think what's hilarious about this whole situation... So, Sam comes back. She's gone. We're like, where is she? I'm asking her boyfriend, where's your girlfriend? He's like, I don't know. I'm like, she could literally be dead in a ditch. Thank you. I'm like, where is she?
Like, whatever. She's gone. And then, like, this being just comes into our thing. And it's Sam with a fucking balloon hat. With a massive balloon hat. Like, that a clown makes at a birthday party. Like, a balloon hat with a flower on it. And I was like, what the fuck?
And wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm not even at the point of to why it's funny. Then you're explaining to me the next morning about where you got this hat. Because almost right after this, I left. I think I was like, this is my sign to go. I was like, I can't be here. I was like, this has gotten too much. It's bedtime. I was like, gone. But the next morning you're telling me this. You're like, there's a girl making balloons. A girl, girl, girl.
The girl's full on a clown. Yeah, she was a fucking clown. You just, like, did it. Because when I'm talking to my boyfriend about it, I'm like, Sam said there was a girl. And she's like, I saw it was a clown. I'm like, she didn't say it was a clown. She just said it was a girl. Like, I just think that's so funny that, like, in your explanation, like, you didn't say it was a clown. Dude, yeah, it was a clown. So I was waiting in line at the bathroom, and she comes walking in through the front door of Latchkey with a bunch of guys. And I'm like...
Like my eyes light up like no other. Like a kid in a candy store. I'm like, oh my God, I'm following her. So I just forget that I need to piss my pants and I start chasing her down. She goes to one of the picnic tables in the corner near the TV and I run up to her. I go, what are you doing here? And she's like, this guy's birthday. Like he hired me just to follow him all night and make balloons. And I'm like, by the way, hilarious bit to hire a clown. Dude, I'm doing that. Hilarious. Yeah. So I'm like, oh my God, can I please have one? And I'm like,
Can I have a hat though? She hasn't been making hats all night. She's been making like flowers for people to hold and like shit. And I was like, she's like, and I'm like, can I have a hat? And she's like, I've never made a hat before, but sure. And I'm like, oh my God. Yay. I'm not even kidding. I'm waiting in line for like 45 minutes for this fucking hat. Cause she was making like some for other people too. She's like, you gotta wait. Like I already have like X, Y people. Like they're waiting for theirs too. So I already know. I'm like, fuck. Like I'm gone for kind of a while. And one of my guy friends I can see is like, like looping around looking for me.
And I see him looping around looking for me. And so I kind of like scoot down and like hide a little bit at the picnic table. And he comes over and goes, Sam, what the fuck are you doing? And I'm like...
dude, I'm like, I'm waiting for a balloon. He goes, everyone's asking and worried about you. Like, where are you? And, and he's like, turns to go leave. And I grabbed him by the shoulder and I go, don't tell anyone where I am. And he's like, okay, whatever we go. And he goes back. And then I, I finally got the hat. And that's what I like made my approach back over to you guys. And I just remember all of you guys standing on the picnic table. There's like 15 people just like standing there, like on the top of it. And then on the bottom of it and like right at the ground. Um,
And I just run over. I'm like running. Everyone points at me. And it was like the funniest fucking thing. I wish I filmed it because everyone's mouth just dropped to the fucking floor and everyone's pointing. Dayton has his hands on his head. He's like, like, like it was the funniest thing there. I don't even know how to explain like the weird shock of like, what the fuck? Like just that you came up with a balloon on your head. I'm not even kidding. Like that truly was my cue to be like, this is really getting too much into it. Like, yeah.
It was so chaotic. Like, everyone... And we kind of had glasses on. Like, I feel like I lifted up my glasses and was like... Like, are you? Like, for real? The fuck did you get that? Because that's never been something we've seen. We're on this road of bars all the time. Too much, actually. Yeah.
have never once seen a balloon maker and i was the only one within all of latchkey that even had one like any like all the guys for that party like didn't really have balloons in their hands there was one other girl yeah it's not like i saw other balloons yeah there was no balloons anywhere i was the only one with balloons it was so weird it wouldn't stay on my fucking head because i had a clock loop in my head so i ended up just giving it to one of my guy friends and just like running around again and everyone kept just being like where did you get that i'm like it's just a lady over there she's making balloons
I think it's also funny because you were gone for so long that I was like, did you leave to get that? Where did this come from? Like, did you full on leave? Like, did you like look up like balloon hats near me and even come back? Like, where the fuck did you go? Like, it was the weirdest reappearance like ever. So bizarre. It was so funny. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking hilarious. But can we just throw up on the feed like a picture of you in the hat? Yes, please. Just the picture. I don't even have that many pictures of me in the hat. Unless there's something. Someone's got to have taken a photo. You had one.
no that was a video of me i have a video yeah i have a video of me like her putting it on my head and being like oh my god post it as real yeah anyways um that was our night saturday do you know anything after i know i didn't talk about dude i'm not even kidding so i came home i was so hungry because i literally came home i i love what i love doing like for hangover food or not hungover food drunk food is i like keeping like
my meal prepped like chicken or whatever i have just like in the fridge because like that's the purpose like little junk food because like then i'm not like going crazy on a fucking bag of chips or some shit so i was just mowing down on like grilled chicken it was so good and then i went to bed cool i had a one crunch wrap like literally earlier every morning i wake up open the trash and there's a taco bell bag i'm like taylor got it oh do you see my story i posted on my snapchat story a picture of the taco bell bag and i go taylor got her taco oh
Earlier in that day, my boyfriend's like, are we getting a Taco Bell? And I was like, no. Like, I'm trying to be, like, healthy, skinny legend. Like, get with the program. And he's like, come on. I was like, you can get Taco Bell. Get one thing. Because the thing is at Taco Bell, you get, like, multiple things. Yeah. Like, one order for one person is, like, five things at Taco Bell. Yeah. Like, that's just kind of how it is. Yeah. And I was like, I'm getting one thing. Like, that's it.
Because I'm done with, like, mowing down on, like, a whole thing of Taco Bell. And it's so cheap. It's, like, you just fucking load up on crap for, like, ten bucks. Anyways. And then we get back. He's, like, I need the Taco Bell. I was, like, whatever. Go for it. Like, not my... Like, you want to order it, order it. Like, I'm not going to stop you. I'm, like, so, like, I can't do fast food because of that one time I got Wendy's with my boyfriend. And it made me so nauseous.
That I thought I was going to throw up and I was like holding back vomit with my boyfriend because I was too embarrassed to like actually pull trig and throw up. So I just like can't do fast food when I'm drunk. Yeah. It has never made me feel bad. Luckily. Yeah. Luckily. But then I just went to bed and then Sunday, Sunday I rotted for real. No, I big time rotted. I went to the grocery store.
Like showered, did a face mask, like did all that stuff and then I rotted. Yeah, I was doing totally fine all the way up until after going to Trader Joe's and then meeting two of my girlfriends at that farmer's market thing. And it was in the boiling heat. And I just I don't know if it was a mix of like anxiety slash not being able to shit in almost a week or.
I just felt so damn bad. So then I went back to my boyfriend's because he had Mac and my groceries with him. And I'm just sitting there on his couch. I'm like, I just don't feel good at all. And my stomach is still not doing doing good at all. So I came back to the house and just like brought it at the house. And then I went back there because I was like, fuck, now I need to go get Mac because he made me leave Mac. He's like, what is it when you like leave like something behind and like abandon? No, no, no.
I'm an abandoned Mac. Like when you leave something or like you take something from someone on purpose so that they have to come back. Oh, oh, oh. I don't know. Like cargo or something like. Collateral. Yeah, that's my collateral. You kept being like Mac's my collateral on you. Like I'm keeping Mac. Like you have to come back. Like all this shit. And I was like, I was like, whatever. Like keep Mac. I don't really like feel like dealing with him right now anyway. So I came back because like.
I couldn't really admit to him that I hadn't shit in a week. So I had to come back to the house and try to go to the bathroom. And it just didn't work. So I stayed at the house for three hours. And I was like, fuck, the whole shitting process is not working. Now I got to go get Mac. And I went back. And I finally broke the news to him that I haven't shit in five days. And that was our first conversation of having poop talk. That's the first time you've had poop talk? Yeah. Yeah.
can't really do like when was the first time you had poop talk okay like not in the sense of him talking about poop talk because him talking about poop talk has been since like he was my sneaky link maybe but like me talking about my poop maybe i don't talk about my poop well the running joke is that i poop really fast yeah no you do that's like my like that's kind of my problem that's kind of our like running thing is like
like i'm always just like why do is why does it take you an hour to fucking poop and i poop in one minute so that's kind of like my like that's when i talk about my poop because i'm like i poop so fast you don't even know because for a while he never knew when i um was pooping and now he knows because it's only when i lock the door like i never really like care to lock the door close the door then it's like he goes like the door's locked he's like are you pooping i'm like no he's like you locked the door i'm like
No, I just locked the door. So now it's just kind of like known. So now I'll say like, but before I wouldn't say it, I would just like, I'd go so fast that he wouldn't know because I was just like lightning speed. Yeah. So yeah, that was my first time talking to him about poop. And I was like, yeah, I haven't pooped in a week. Like this is bad. Like my stomach is in a lot of pain and I'm
Like we were supposed to like meal prep together that night and he like you want to like meal prep with me I was like no like I need to go home and eat some soup like I can't eat anything fuck this and when I'm like just uncomfortable and I'm in pain nothing I want more is than my bed and
he's just like begging like just stay like on my couch I'm like no because like I get it's the concept of like no matter what I'm gonna be laying down but there's a huge difference between laying in my bed and laying on like somebody else's couch like it's just the comfort of my own bed I'm like I was like you can come lay with me at my bed he
He's like, but I got a meal prep. I'm like, okay, well, I get it. So that's fine. But I'm going home because I need my bed. Like, it's not that I don't want to be with you. It's just the comfort of my own bed I need. Right. So I just went home and rotted. And I still have yet, it's been a week. I have yet to poop. And it's making me super fucking anxious. But you pooped a little bit. Dude, but that's because of the amnia. Enema. Enema. Dude, I did an emina. Enema. I had two enemas. Yeah, there you go. Two eminas.
enema enema i did two enemas and dude that shit works so quick so fast but you have to keep doing it and i don't like it like i'm sticking something on my asshole
so true like i said to some i said something somewhere and i was like probably tiktok and i was like yeah i've done it two days in a row it's cleaning me out but like obviously i'm backed up a week so like i have to keep doing it and they're like yeah you do need to keep doing it like you're supposed to do it like yeah until the problem is gone and you can start pooping again and i'm like bro like i don't want to keep sucking something on my asshole like i just don't and no and so i've
I just, like, am done talking about the poop talk on TikTok because people are just giving so much advice and it's stressing me out. Do whatever you want. I'm going to figure it out. I'm going to the doctors on Thursday. Tomorrow. I'm getting blood work done. Yeah, I'm getting... I'm going to the doctors tomorrow, getting blood work done. I'm going to talk about it all. We're going to figure it out. And I have a good feeling a lot of it is now induced with stress and anxiety because I have been so anxious all day and that's not helping. So, I'm trying to get my mind off of it. It's really hard. Yeah, I mean...
And then my mom's calling me. She's like, Sam, I saw you have a whole big bowl of fiber. And, like, another thing is, like, my dad had cancer, colon cancer, which is, like, obviously the whole fucking issue is, like, my colon, my shits, and my dad's shits were a big thing. So, like, my dad knows a lot about poop, and he knows a lot about, like, what the doctors are going to say about poop. So my mom's calling me. She's like, you shouldn't be having a lot of fiber. Like, you know, like, your dad's doctors would always say, like, don't have too much fiber because that would actually back you up more because fiber is...
And I'm like, well, everyone else on the internet is telling me to have fiber. It depends. Like, fiber is tricky because your digestion could be because you have too little or because you have too much. I know. Like, it's, like, they're, like, both bad. I know. I'm not even, like, eating a lot right now, which is making me, like, because I'm so backed up and I can't even fucking eat, like, and it hurts my stomach so bad that it's, like, I'm just trying to get as much fiber in my stomach as I can, which is probably not, I don't know. It's not. It's not.
It's not great. It needs to be like, literally there's like a perfect amount, like too little bad, too much bad. Yeah.
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hashtag earls girls earls girls because she like supposedly is gonna have like a new fucking reality show or whatever yeah but she's like trending on the fucking earls girl hashtags that's how i found it so this girl that we're going to be talking about stemmed this whole recent conversation and why we wanted to talk about it today specifically because her whole account is just stitching creators girls really and just ragging on them
Her name is Thoughts with Gracie. And Gracie's thoughts are so rude and mean and uncalled for. It's ridiculous. Now, mind you, I'm not anti-gossip, right? I'm a full believer that you're putting yourself on the internet. And I kind of get free range. You right now in your group chat with your friends, you right now at home with your roommate to your mom can talk about me and discuss what I post.
You can literally look at my post and, like, think in your head that I look ugly. Do you? Openly talking about it on the internet is so fucking crazy. Like, because I'm not, like, out here being, like... Like, no one needs to pretend that they're nice and perfect all the time. Dude, you know what she is? She's a public Reddit page. Literally. She's literally, like, an anonymous... As if an anonymous Reddit troll put their name behind it and face and made an account. Which, I mean, I guess I can respect the...
But if she thinks that she's going to grow as, like, a quote-for-quote influencer or content creator... Of hating. Like, no brand is going to want to work with you because, like, the only things you post is about how much you hate things or how, like...
annoying someone is to you or anything and it's like no brand's gonna want to work with you for that so like what's the point in growing a channel like that when it's constant negativity and hate yeah a million percent like she's cranky pants it's crazy and like it just like it's a place for other people to fuel being mean uh-huh is okay have you ever thought about like i don't i don't know anyone nor have i ever once in my life felt the need to just like
like anonymously or I guess not even anonymously but like comment such hateful things on someone's page like over nothing dude I know and it's like so I'm looking at her page right now and like the the main reason too we even brought this up too was because of the whole Ken Yorick like dog like yeah that was like a big one that I kept seeing because I never see her shit and I'm like why are you making videos about that as if like
It's your business. Some of the stuff she posts, it's like Kim Kardashian or Tom Brady or shit like that that's so fucking irrelevant. But some people that she talks about, those are not big ass people. Yeah. They're making videos about them. Celebrity gossip...
is one thing to an extent, but I still think to the extent where it's like, like we're talking about Justin and Haley. Yeah. That's like our thing on the broad standpoint, but it's like, I don't think nor Justin nor Haley are like awful people. I don't fucking know them. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? Like there's, there's people that do really bad things. Like, you know, we can talk like fucking Chris Brown. Okay. We get it. We hate Chris Brown. Fucking beat up Rihanna. We all know. But then it's like, just like hating someone just cause like,
They, like, do, like, famous people just, like, doing one thing. Like, I think it's totally fine to talk about, like, things celebrities are doing in pop culture because, like, there was, like, there's paparazzi at that. You can give your opinions, but you don't need to hate on people's character and their worth as a person and, like, their genuine character. But being, like, let's look at Hailey Bieber's road event. There was paparazzi there for a reason. They want you talking about it. Yeah. But, like, making such harsh claims about people's character is...
is like also fucking weird to the point that you're gonna even comment on it because again i'm not on her page being like your husband sucks yeah it's fucking weird like why would i comment that on her page like she doesn't need that and especially creators like these are just fucking young ass girls like
Like, Ken's, like, my age. Why are you making a hate account on this girl who is clearly going through something? If you didn't know, Ken, creator, like, her cat got out. Yeah. And this girl's, like, just ripping on her. Why the fuck do you care? She was, like... She was, like... She literally doesn't do anything all day. Like, why isn't she out on the streets, like, looking for her cat? Like, I would... Like, if I lost my cat, I would be literally, like, doing X, Y, Z because of it. Like...
You only see a glimpse of someone's life and people will see that one little glimpse and then just like make a whole storyline behind it. Yeah, it's like she went to get Starbucks and people are like, how are you living? I'm sorry. You can't food. No food or drink. I need a coffee to energize myself to go find my fucking cat. But you can't eat or drink if your cat is missing. Yeah, literally. Like, I'm sorry. You shouldn't like you don't know. Yeah. Like you said, you don't know what she's doing all day. She went to get a Starbucks. She could have spent like the whole entire day like crying in her bed. You have literally nothing.
no fucking idea what she did i know two why the fuck do you care like literally why do you care and again valid to like at the end of the day we post content we want to be relevant influencers want people talking about them gossip in your house keep that shit off the internet
like i don't need to see your gossip like gossip in your house think your thoughts in your house i don't care like talk about me to your boyfriend like do your thing why are you posting it online yeah why are you on reddit why are you on a having a hate page like what the fuck are you doing dude the hate pages are fucking nuts no it's it's so weird and if you if people it's just like the the wasman man like they're the type of people that are gonna be living in their basement until they're like
35, 40 years old, like, complaining every day about, like, how much, like, they hate something. Yeah, and it's jealousy. Yeah. Like, if you tell me right now, like, you, like, hate Alex Earl, like, hate Ken Urich, like, you're jealous of them. Yeah. You're jealous of them. Like, I'm sorry. That's point blank period truth. If you put that 1%, like, if you put half the amount of energy people put into being online trolls, like, into yourself, like, instead of going on the internet and...
being mean to people if you got on the internet and like made content maybe you'd make money yeah maybe maybe you'd like not be a loser maybe she'll see this and then she'll start to rebrand her content and recreate it and then we just did her like a good deed maybe she might talk about us yeah probably i was like i kind of hope she does kind of she does too
but like no one's talking about us anymore fuck yeah yeah you should know something funny what so i kind of went down like a reddit rabbit hole yeah because i was actually trying to find this is me being like a creeper okay like i'm like really curious about like how much people pay in rent like i'm always trying to like find because like some people live in these nice apartments i'm like how much you pay in rent like i'm so nosy about like real estate like you know like when you meet someone you like zillow their house like
I love zillowing an address. Like, I like need to know how much you pay. I need to know, like, I'm just nosy. Okay. Sue me. Um, toxic trade of mine. And like, I fell into this like rabbit hole of like a New York influencer Reddit. Cause I was like, what are these people paying for these nice house apartments? And then I was like, I just wonder, cause I was in a good headspace where if I saw something about it, it wasn't going to bother me. You know, sometimes you're just in a mood where I was like, I'm above this. Um, our names didn't really have anything. God damn it. I was almost hurt.
I got to do something. Everything was kind of old. And I was like, wow, it almost kind of made me sad. Like I was prepared to see something mean and be like, be ready to brush it off. Cause I was just curious. I was like, I kind of want to know what's out there. And I was like, nothing's really coming up. I was like, that's really interesting. Yeah.
weren't you talking about me like it almost kind of made me like and then sometimes as a creator when you get hate comments sometimes i like to look at other creators hate comments because it makes me feel better because i realize that like everyone everyone gets hate bro you know i want to say this right now to anyone listening to this if you've ever left a hate comment on someone's video content or anything think to yourself why the fuck did you do that what literally literally like why why did you do it
why did you do it oh my favorite my absolute favorite is when they don't think you're gonna see it so you dm them back or something you're like i didn't think you'd see this i love you so much yeah the fuck is that or like or they'll make the excuse of like i tried sending that to my friend and i actually said it to you so you were talking shit behind my back and i actually saw it like what the amount of times i've answered a dm that's like
you're literally so ugly like dumb bitch and i'm like you're literally so mean and they rip back you're like oh my god i'm sorry i love you like i didn't think you're gonna see that excuse me like what what are you talking about i've never once felt the desire to send something so mean to someone never especially never once when i click on the profile and it's like
Florida State University, class of 2022, like, pre-med student, a girl, like, AD Pi, like, just a girl. And they're just, like, putting their full name, full – like, it's just a normal girl. Because I kind of get the trolls. I'm like, you're a dude in your mom's basement. You're a troll. But when it's just a normal girl commenting such vile things, I'm like, what? What?
yeah that blows my mind i'm like you're just a girl i'm public like you're just girl that's like i've told the story on the podcast before but it's been a while and that's where it kind of like clicked for me like a while ago like when i first started social media back like in covid when we were in lockdown and tiktok was like kind of popping off that's when i was starting to like grow on tiktok but not to the point where i was like oh my god like i'm gonna like be the next like content creator whatever like
But I was starting to, like, use it more, post on it more. And a lot of my mutuals on TikTok were my close friends. And I was scrolling on, like, one of these videos, like, that popped off. I don't know if it was, like, Charlie D'Amelio's or somebody's fucking video. And one of my best friends from college left a troll comment. Because you know how it says friends comments on the videos in the comment section or at the top? And I saw that my friend left a troll comment.
And I was so disgusted, like, right away that, like, they would do that. I was like, ew, my friend, like, is a troll? Like, my friend is a troll? What the fuck? Because I'm like, that's when I was also slowly starting to get, like, troll comments too. So I was like, you're just like a normal girl. Like, why are you leaving a troll comment on Dixie D'Amelio's shit? Like, what the fuck? Like, that just doesn't make sense to me. It's like, you're a normal ass person.
trolling and when you think about it it's like they all are like in my head like some of them are these burners but like there's a normal person behind i know but like they're just so open they don't care if i see it is what i'm saying yeah you're my friend i have you on tiktok like you are so open to post this that you don't care if i see it it's so weird it's so weird like
I had to un-add her on TikTok because I was like, I don't want to see something like that again. If you have ever left a troll comment, I need to know. Can you DM us why you do it? Is there a reason I'm missing?
yeah why on earth the only thing i can understand which i've done is like putting the only like troll comment i've ever left is like maybe like putting someone in their place that's not trolling no i know but someone someone can easily take that as fucking trolling no because people are fucking insane but like say someone like posts like i used to like be so in like the wellness like fitness realm where like i'd see like a full day of eating it was like 1100 calories i'm like i'd just like comment big like miss girl like
Like, maybe this isn't, like, something that you should be posting right now. Like, this is not, like, the healthiest thing. Like, this is... I don't... Troll? You know what I'm saying? Like, I'll, like, say something along the lines of, like, this is not healthy, this is not smart, or, like, you're promoting something that's wrong. Yeah, and a troll comment would be... You're ugly, you're fucking fat, you're... Interrexic bitch, get off the internet. Like, gross. Like, it's...
It's wild to me the way... Oh, what I thought was so funny, and I think this is like a perfect like... It's like this circle. Like, you can never fucking win. When people tried to cancel Mikaela because she left troll comments on Jaclyn Hill. Is she still doing content? She won a Streamy Award. Oh, I have not seen her pop up on my page in like so long. So she left a hate comment on Jaclyn Hill, who's a big makeup person. OGs. So like old. Not old age. Old like she was doing YouTube like years and years ago.
She used to leave. People found that she had troll comments on the thing. But then people were trying to cancel Michaela for it.
By leaving troll comments on Michaela's thing. Because Jaclyn Hill is very controversial. Like she went through kind of a thing where everyone was kind of hating on her. Like they hate on Michaela. So it's like, okay, so you all want to cancel Michaela because she left troll comments on Jaclyn Hill's pictures. In doing so, you're all leaving troll comments on Michaela's pictures. Sounds really familiar, Taylor. And all of you probably want to be freaking influencers. You would die for it. So if you, your little get ready with me that you're posting pops off, are you going to get canceled because you're trolling on Michaela?
Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, you're being mean. Like, do you not see, like... And she was, like, Jacqueline was very, like... She's, like, done her little controversial things. Like, people, like, like her, hate her, or whatever. And it's, like, she said, like, I was jealous of her. Like, I just, like...
You know what I mean? It's just like, well, now you're hating on Michaela. So if your videos ever blow up, this is going to come back and bite you in the ass. Yeah. Just don't fucking be mean to people on the Internet. If you don't like if you see someone do something and you don't like it, literally just leave it. Just don't engage. Yeah, I agree. And that's why cancel culture has gone so bad because of like that reason. Like people can't help themselves but engage in someone getting canceled.
Yeah. Which is another reason we talked about this too. Like when we were talking about this subject of like people's mental health when it comes to like social media is so fucking bad and people don't know how to handle it right now because like this is the first wave of influencers that are blowing up so quickly. Yeah.
that so quickly that people don't know how to handle their mental health with it because it's like we've only ever seen like celebrities blow up really quickly but that's a whole different realm because you're not really seeing their everyday life you're seeing them as a celebrity like doing like movies or tv shows or something like that where it's like very much like fixated and like edited where it's social media it's like
It's your everyday life. You feel more personable with influencers. And it's just crazy because, like, it literally is the first wave of influencers that are blowing up within, like, a month. Yeah. And it just...
Kind of scary to see how people are like handling their mental health with like such hate. I think it's also that people want to look for the bad in everything. Again, out of that jealousy. But they want to look for the bad. And everyone has something bad and cancelable about them. Not that everyone does anything bad. Right? I'm not saying everyone's out here being horrible people. But people can find everything.
Yeah. Anything you've done and twisted into something to make you seem like someone who shouldn't have a platform. And by the way, when this is someone's, you're like literally saying that these people shouldn't have jobs. They reach out to the sponsors that pay you, the management you work with, everything. They basically say you shouldn't have a career. And people go so far. Renee, something, I don't know her last name. She's like a runner. She makes like cute videos. No, I don't know her.
This girl made a video talking about her in middle school being rude. Oh, I remember this girl. And that girl's experience is valid. I get it. You go through things as a kid and they hurt like and it sticks with you. Like maybe someone calling you a name. But like, let's be so fucking for real for a second. Have you ever seen a middle schooler like at the age you think you're grown? Like I at a grown age, like in your 20s. Have you ever seen a middle schooler? A middle schooler is so small.
They're literal babies. Like, if you see a sixth grader... Oh, my God, that's a toddler. They're so little. And you're telling me how that child acted in school... Needs to be held accountable for... Should be the reason that they end their entire career as an adult? As a married adult? No. Come on. It's like, that's an extreme, and people are crazy for that. But I can't even imagine, like, also...
I'm 25. I was a different human in college. Let alone middle school. I was a different human last year. No, same. First of all. But the people that go like when... And I'm not... And it's not necessarily excusing what they've done because the girl said that she was, you know, and she could be making it up. It could be true. I don't fucking know. I wasn't there. And I'm sorry, your memory...
Like, both of their sides are probably skewed. What the fuck do you really remember? You know what I mean? You were young. But, like, her experience can be valid without it being, like, you trying to tear down someone's career because they were mean to you when they were a child. Yeah. A child. A fucking child. Like, that's just a little bit crazy to me because that's not something that happens. No one gets promoted to...
uh, manage, like you don't get promoted in your job. And then one of your, someone comes up and says, actually, sir, he was mean to me when he was 12. Oh, promotion taken away. That doesn't happen. Yeah. Because that's crazy. That's crazy. It is nuts. People are fucking nuts. Like a middle, like I want you like, please like look up a picture of a fucking middle schooler and look how young that is. And you're telling me you're going to,
let that be what takes down someone's career that they built as an adult i like do not think that's fair yeah and i mean i hope a lot of the people listening to our podcast right now is not a troll but a lot of people like they can be swayed so easily by what they see online and like you have to not be so attached to creators and in a way it's like
that's great that like you love creators and like you like us if you're listening to this and that's so great but it's still like that level of attachment like you can't be so attached to people online that you you think you know them yeah to make like a comment like that yeah because it's like let's say that girl renee with her middle school drama people get so they feel so closer they feel like they know her that like they feel so attached to her
let's say that then they hear someone talk bad about them and they're like so disappointed and so hurt that like they could become actually angry as if like their friend like dude disobeyed them okay it's like you don't i'm having like days of boo with this shit because like even when we went through the whole cancel shit a lot of the dms that i would get from girls would be like i'm so disappointed i thought i knew you like don't i'm like you literally don't know me
Now that I'm thinking about it, you're so right. They didn't know me. And it's a good and a bad thing because I'm so thankful that people feel so close to me. But for your own mental sanity, so it's less stressful on the trolls because I can't imagine the stress you're under to be so hateful. You need to lower your cortisol and fucking relax. There's creators that I love a lot and if they did something bad...
good riddance then like i don't i don't care like it's not really gonna like hurt me as a person like i don't know like there just needs to be a little bit of like it's really like just the fucking internet yeah no i agree it's just crazy like it's like people feel probably so hurt like hearing that that they like feel like such as such rage like as if you hurt me and it's like
No. Like you can still like her videos change. You just like her videos. Like you literally don't know this girl. Like, yeah, it's just so weird. Like, I don't know. It's a weird thing to be so close in people's lives yet not know them. But like you see every single thing. Dude, I would love to see my content from like a perspective of like not knowing me. Yeah. Like I was thinking about that because I was like watching one of your videos the other day and I was like, I want to know like what it's like to like watch our content without knowing us.
What, were you trying to, like, watch my video without knowing me? Yeah, like, I was just, like... Like, you were doing... It was, like, get ready with me or something. And I was, like, hmm, like...
I wonder what it's like, like people watching this. Cause like, I know the whole like concept of everything that you're saying in the get ready, ready with me. Like I know other aspects of it, but I'm like, huh? Like, yeah. Like you can read between the lines. Like, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Like I know like more, I know more context to it than somebody else on the internet that doesn't know the rest of the context. Cause I live with you. Like I, I know everything. Yeah. So it's just funny. Like to think about.
Like, what is our content actually like? Mo deep. I know. Trippy. Trippy. But I just think, like, everyone in this world is, like, so crazy, like, attached to people on the internet and look for the bad in literally everything so much. And I think people need to start seeing good in everything. Yeah, and they also put influencers on this massive pedestal of, like,
They can't do anything wrong. Yeah. Or like you're an influencer do better. I'm sorry. I just literally had a TikTok account and y'all started liking my videos. I don't, I didn't like run for Congress. It's like if your best friend wanted to do the same exact thing, like would you disown them? Probably not. Literally. And the amount of people that make such funny jokes, like if my group chat got out, like I'd be canceled. Like I can never be an influencer because I'd be canceled. And it's like funny.
until until you're in that position yeah until you're in that position and like people are like until like the same person that's like haha same if that person became an influencer they'd be like canceled yeah like it's it's truly crazy like and then it also blurs a line because we're grouping in like canceling the person that was mean when they were 12 to canceling the person that like
is a rapist. Like now we're like getting like fine line. Fine fucking line. How are those people getting the same punishment? Yeah. That's so fucking true. We just cancel everyone. Like no matter what they did. You said something mean when you were 10 and you killed someone. Both of you canceled. The fuck? Make it make sense. I do think like little things like if it didn't get such a big deal like
sorry to keep bringing up this girl's middle school drama she's probably like can we stop talking about this online you're just a good example um like she made a video addressing it i appreciated it i listened i like to hear her side move on of course then people still want but like in my opinion like that's the way it should go like i think that's right to like if you want to support someone and like something comes up that you don't love let them explain themselves if you like the explanation stay around if you don't leave yeah
I mean, at the end of the day, I personally, if I was in that position, I wouldn't even want someone following me that would put me in the position of... Of needing that. Yeah. Because, like, I don't know anyone that I would be mad, like, if someone said that they were mean in middle school. Yeah, I'd be like, Taylor, imagine if, like, you did that, Taylor, and I was like, Taylor, we'll make an apology video right now about that time in eighth grade. Because the things the girl said that she said were really bad, and like I said, like, that's, like, her experience, and...
That sucks. Like to feel like bullied as a kid. Like I bet that was really, really fucking hard.
But like, that's like your own thing to handle. Like why don't you reach out to her? That's your own thing to handle and not something to drag grown adults into when like they didn't know anything. Like they thought they were being funny. They thought they were, and like was it funny? No, it was mean. But you're a kid. Like you're a child. One time I had this, like when we were going through like that whole cancel thing and I had this one girl from my college that kept making videos about me.
That I've never met or talked to in my entire life. Fan behavior. You should send her merch. No, probably. But like she would make so many videos about me. Like being like, I just remember her walking around campus with a resting bitch face. Blah, blah, blah. Just making like all these videos about me. And I'm like, I literally was just like, I've never held a conversation with you in my life. It's just like crazy how like invested people get. No, it's unwell. There's no other word besides it's so unwell. So unwell.
I am so jealous of Alex Cooper's network being called that. I know. Sick. Unwell. I know. The Unwell Network. It's a good name. Yeah. But, yeah, like, people on the internet are just really unwell, and I think everyone needs to, like, not be so freaking mean. Literally. Like, mean to people. Like, it's...
If you wouldn't say it to their face, don't say it online. Rules to live by. You know what's also scary? People have a digital footprint at such a young age. Like, I'm just thinking, like, because we're talking about what she did in middle school. Like, my nieces and nephews are raised in an age where, like, everything they do is kind of digitally documented, posted or not. Like, there's receipts. They don't do anything bad. They're toddlers. But people read that, like,
God, the cancel culture is, like, never going to end. Like, there's going to be video and record of you. Dude, 12-year-olds are going to start getting canceled, bro. There's going to be video and record of you from birth on. And, like, I don't even know what a toddler can do to get canceled. But at this point, like, I don't underestimate people's power to find something wrong in, like, a four-year-old's actions. I really don't. I think someone could really come on here and cancel a toddler. Like, I really think they could. So...
That's also scary to me. Like, if someone would be like, I saw that video of you when you were five. Canceled. Like, I don't know. Probably. Like, when I was younger, like, one time I accidentally stole from a CVS. I accidentally did. I walked out with a nail polish in my hand. Dude, that fucking security tape up on the internet. Like, canceled. You know what I mean? Like, canceled? Like, I'm sorry. I accidentally did steal a nail polish from CVS. I will take full accountability. CVS, if you want the dollar for the nail polish, let me know.
But it's like, is that going to be canceled? You know what I mean? Like, I feel like it's just scary out here. It is scary on the streets. Going to walk on your tippy toes. You literally can't do anything. Oh.
Like, sometimes I'm worried, like, what if there's someone behind me and I don't notice them and I accidentally don't hold the door for them and they're like, she was rude and she canceled me. You know what I mean? No, but when I was in the Bahamas with my parent, like, my whole family, and they were just getting, like, obliterated, just, like, doing stupid shit. I, like, literally was a little bit paranoid because I was like, oh my god, guys, like, don't do anything drunk and stupid because, like, what if someone videotapes this and it goes on, like, on TikTok? Like, just, like, getting in my head a little bit, but it's just, like, it's true. It's literally true. Like, the fucking, like...
Like, social, like, worries of, like, I'm a part of this kind of, even though I'm not doing anything wrong. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's scary. Like, my... Where the fuck were we? I can't remember. But I was just like, can you guys just not act like drunk idiots? Like... Oh, someone was canceling someone over not tipping.
Oh, really? Because they got something for free and didn't get a receipt. You don't do the one cent. That was, wasn't that Brianna? Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. And it made me think of that's happened to us where a friend has given us something for free and they don't give us. So if you get something for free, sometimes they'll give you a receipt for one cent. So you can add a tip on your card or else like we don't have cash. Like I can't tip you. So like they'll just charge you a cent so you can tip. But if you don't get that,
how do you want me to tip you yeah i don't have cash what year is it so we would have a friend that bartends and would give us free drinks and wouldn't do that wouldn't give us the receipt so i can't if you gave me the receipt i would have tipped you didn't give me a receipt so and we also didn't ask for the drink you just gave them to us and when i saw that about brianna chicken fry i was like oh my god what if he made that video about us dude yeah not i mean i don't think he would but like i just i don't put it past people these days because i've seen crazier and i'm like what if someone could say that about us
Like, I don't know. Or like at certain places where I don't think you should tip, like tipping quarters at a hand. Like what if someone works at one of those places and it's like, she didn't tip. Yeah. Like, it's just scary when you're just like normal ass people, like minding your business. Minding my own business. Minding my business. But anyways, people are tragically unwell.
Oh, dude, actually, one last thing is so fucking funny. Speaking of, like, just being in public and doing stupid shit, I, when I was in the Bahamas, like, you know how I, like, the story of, like, the UTI thing, and I was, like, sand in my pants? So, like, I was on the edge of the water with sand in my pants, and...
I open up my fucking bathing suit bottoms over by the pool. And one of our followers comes over while my fucking face is in my vagina. And I was like, oh, hi. I was like, nice to meet you. Can you check to see if I have a UTI? No, dude. I don't think she noticed that's what I was doing. But I was so in my head because I had my arm full open and my bikini bottoms looking down. And I'm like, fuck. Wait, you were in public? I was sitting next to the pool. And I was just checking real quick. You're like, it's just...
Just a little check. And I'm, like, pulling over to the side to look, and it comes from the side. And I'm like, oh, hi. Sam Taylor canceled for public nudity. No, I was like, oh, wait. That's so funny. I take it to my boyfriend right after. I go, dude, my face was dig deep into my, like, bikini bottoms, and I had a follower come up and ask for a photo, and I was like, that's so embarrassing. That's so funny. Yeah. Okay. Anyways, well, our fucking cameras died, so. Yeah. That's what happens when we talk for, like, two hours. Yeah. Okay, well.
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