There's a noticeable lack of Flowers in the Attic-related podcast content available on the internet, and we at Warped are doing our part to fill in the gaps. As we plan our spin-off show, "Murder, They Watched", we ponder how one should Google the dark web and the quantity of lashes one should receive for messing around with your half-uncle. Our meandering discourse takes us on a journey from Once Bitten to The Goonies to shirt tucking, short shorts, and highwaters. Erin explains away marital infidelity with the help of her old friend Accidental Insertion. We're crestfallen at the lack of salacious content in the attic, so we overcompensate with the power of imagination. Shawn makes a casual observation and DOES NOT minimize the suffering of Anne Frank. He asked me to make that clear. We close things out with a salute to popular guard dogs of the 1980's that have since fallen out of fashion, and find comfort in the fact that at least they had their day in the sun, doing lines of coke on their speed boats... and then Erin almost kills Matt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy) for more information.