While Shawn and Matt are out with simultaneous and purely coincidental cases of mono, the rest of the Warped crew go off the rails in a complete misuse of their newfound freedoms. We take the opportunity to chat about everything from cultural alienation to surgically enhanced knees, Scotty creep-factor, a bit of the scratchy-scratchy, and even safe words. We imagine the future of the world under the influence of VR until the discussion gives us motion sickness. Stalin gives Ringo Starr the business. Our mascot cat is used in a pictorial celebration of the work of R. Crumb. We discover that you're never too old for a brand new kink, which, of course, steers us right into Furry territory. Erin will probably not follow through on a prank to cheat Shawn's rating quiz, but "shhhh", it's a secret. Jake and Philippe close things out with a life-affirming hymn. Remember, if you feel like we're starting to take things a little too far, just shout, "hippopotamus." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy) for more information.