If black widow spiders feed on the remnants of your Three Cheese Pizza Stuffed Buttery Jack Gorditas while you fall asleep podcasting, and then they bite you, what superpower would you gain?
A) The ability to weave together disparate pop culture ingredients to create a wonderful cacophony of taste, confusion, and strong muscle cramps in the stomach, shoulders, and back area.
B) Buttery, Teflon-coated spider webs shoot out of your orifices. It feels really good, looks like mozzarella stringed cheese, and tastes like... well, use your Warped After Dark Imagination why don't you.
C) Narcoleptic fits during periods of severe emotional distress. Uncontrollable urge to fidget spin spider webs at all other times.
D) Intense pain, sweating, nausea and vomiting. Teary eyes, difficulty breathing. If you find your starship engaged at warp 9 for more than 14 hours, avoid all energized clouds and contact your nearest Federated Poison Control Center immediately.
Or would you just be stupid and dead? Welcome to Warped bonus commentary episodes, folks! Do we even care what "superpower" means?
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