On this week's Warped we get into Riker Swagger and why does Star Trek keep proving to us it's in the future. Matt tries to gaslight Shawn about the Golden Girls spin-off with Cheech and we all wonder at the beauty that is Bea Arthur in the Star Wars Holiday Special. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the podcast all of Picard's fish are gone and Jake thinks they may have been Muldaur'd. Minwin's pon farr acts up and all of us are the worse for it as we explore how Star Trek slash fic and Taco Bell are the same. Finally RIP David L Lander, hopefully you and Laverne are having a raucous sexual relationship in heaven and if anybody would like to write that slash fic I know a horny little Vulcan that is ready to Squiggy his bathroom mirror. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy) for more information.