March Madness is here, and David and Jack are back to fill out their official tournament bracket. But unlike every Sir Nerds-a-Lot, they decide to go through every game and determine a winner through a mascot battle! That's right, every game goes down based on a theoretical one-on-one matchup between each team's nickname, and results ensue. In addition, Jack talks about his trip to Pittsburgh, David gives tips on how to behave yourself on St. Patrick's Day at a bar, and both men talk about Windmaggedon 2018 (#WeWillRebuild).